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Benazir’s daughter, Bakhtawar pays a tribute to her mother, through a ‘rap’ song…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-LTMbPToGc

Surely the times are changing.

Khan Sahab …

I saw ‘Training Day’, it sure is a nice movie. I liked Denzel Washington.

Have you seen the “American Hinstory X” ?

This is just a great ‘cult classic’ …. absolutely fantastic.

The movie is about racism in USA, a must see.

Munir

1. I have seen that news on BBC that Bakhtawar paying tribute to her mother through a rap song. Yes the times are changing and so is the culture. This is exactly she wanted, post that rap song on the internet and people should talk about her and her mother. She thinks that the whole WORLD is weeping at the loss of her mother which is wrong, only a few feel bad about the way she died the rest are doing drama-bazi. But, the happiest person on earth hasn’t stopped showing his teeth since she died. Guess who? Einstein hona zaroori nahee!

2. Your unconditional love for KSA seems to be natural under the circumstances, do I have to tell you why? You have drawn a lot of comparisons and tried to prove that KSA is not the most populated or the most powerful Islamic country in military terms or not a democracy etc., yes we know that but, they are powerful because of the oil and the money they have.

Their Shaikhs and the government officials also exploit the fact that the two Holy Shrines are in the KSA and treat many pilgrimages very badly. My personal experience was very opposite on both occasions, may be I was lucky. But, there are thousands and thousands of people who have complained about bad behaviour and bad attitude from them. And, they are not creating stories just for the heck of it, why would anyone lie after coming back from the holy land? So, there must be some truth.

One of my friends was so disgruntled and dissatisfied that he was saying that both the Holy Shrines or the cities of Mecca and Medina should be independent and not under the control of the KSA Shaikhs and government.

As regards the practicing of Wahabism there is no denial that the youth of KSA are hell bent towards Wahabism and are not only practicing but, actually forcing on people to behave, accept and practice the way they think Islam is. The Muttawas roaming on the streets actually uses a cane and whip the people if they are seen on the streets and mall at the time of the call for prayers. They snatch gold chains from the necks of men if they find them wearing it, by saying gold is forbidden for men. During the post Gulf War era there were reports of them canning the US female soldiers wearing shorts, which resulted in street fights between them and the female soldiers. Anyways these are individual incidents but, there is some truth behind it.

Not every female soldier is interested in fighting a war in Iraq or Afghanistan, take a look at this link please:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7817078.stm

Good guys and bad guys. I remember seeing a movie called Taking Lives in which Ethan Hawke plays the role of a bad guy and Angelina Jolie as the Good Bhains.

The movie was filmed in Montreal, Canada. Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 had a tiny role to play in that movie. In other words he was an “aikasTurra.”

Why on earth I am up so early on a Saturday morning? I got up at 6:00 a.m. and now its almost 8:00 a.m. and am feeling bored after seeing out from the window its so dull, cloudy, gloomy and boring. I think I must eat my Paratha breakfast and go back to sleep! In such a weather, you either go out skiing, tobogganing or snuggle into your bed and snore! I prefer the later.

khansahab

where is Darcey or Ms. DRC ? I don’t understand why you have such a soft corner for a gal who said (twice) that khansahab is a wet lettuce? If she had said it only once then it was pardonable, considering it was a slip of the tongue or a finger on the keyboard. But, the second time she insisted “But, khansahab is a wet lettuce.”

By repeating this, DRC nay khansahab ki ijjat aur paramPara ko lulkara aur, mai nay khansahab ko itnay kachokay diyeh, uskaya, “provoka” magar Khan tuss say muss na hoa. Zaroor Daal may kuch kala hai!

I really do NOT like Angelina Jolie …. khansahab

Aji mai nay kab rishta jora thaa? I know you must have liked the uncensored version of that scene! Khair.

Well that is just sexism Khansahab

P.s. the above picture is far more acceptable than the bhooooootneeeeeeeeee picture. It is easier on the eye

Aslong as everyone is over 16 years old, it is all good

I know like haaaaaaaaaaawww haaaai

Javed

You should not discourage Khansahab from being nice to me

Aur daal meh kuch nahi kaala…

Phir aankh kyun maar rahey ho

hhahaha

Acha…tou phir aankh mein kuch kaala hai? And I don’t mean the pupil!!

acha ji…jo aap behtaahr samajhein

Hmmmmmmmm, BF, how does a makhee fit in ure eye?
Makhee or not makhee, i got my eyes wide open! lolll

BF, I happen to have baree baree eyes, so ppl cant really accuse me of nething. hehehe
How ever, im gonna keep my eyes on DRC. U cant blame a girl , now can u? After all , Theo noticed too ! LOL

Sweetie

“baree baree eyes”

Why don’t you admit what you really meant to say was this:

Yeh kaali kaali aankhen, ye gore gore gaal
Yeh teekhi teekhi nazrein, yeh hirni jaisi chaal

I guess there must be much more that we need to know about you

Maine kya kiya?!

DRC

Kooch tau kiya ho-ga!!!

So, tell us?

Maine par kuch nahi kiya. Honest guv’nor!

Kya baataon

DRC

Koi tau dill ka raaz ho ga?

Ok come here, I will tell you………..

*whispers into Awas’s ear*

Ssssshhhh!Keep it a secret!

DRC

I couldn’t hear a thing you said…I must have dropped my hearing aid. Feel free to email me so I can play a referee between you, khansahab and Sweetie

Shame on Prince Harry’s remarks against Pakistani’s by calling a colleague a “PAKI”. Complete embarassment on the royal family and his image as an individual. It’s a complete disgrace , simple as that.

100% agreed to Khanshab with what u said.

If u wouldn’t mind I would like to ask you a question. Don’t u like recieving emails ? because I seem to remember when u were displaying your adress over the site and requesting people to email you. I’m confused on this matter now. Most people I know like recieving mail but u seem different and somehow find it “annoying”.

Not to worry it’s all light hearted bhai and is just a question.

are u their now ?

I saw the activist, Inayat Banglawala’s interview on BBC news, on Harry. He condemned it too but was very sensible when he said that it was something that he said three years ago and all kids sometimes make mistakes and say things like that when they later realise that they wish they hadn’t.

He said, as long as Harry is really sorry and has apologised which, he said, he has then it’s acceptable and we should move on to the real issues such as Gaza and the problems being faced by the Asians in this country.

Awas

Aankhain, Gaal tou theek hai BUT from where you saw the Hirni jaisi Chaal? And you better specify what you wanna see, sandal or danda?

abdul

do you know the difference between their and there?

Bankers Joke:

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?”

“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time.

Awas is your hearing aid plugged in now?

Javed

Comment 38

You just want to see your buddy put into trouble. Thanks!

DRC

No, hearing aid is broke…

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone.

He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.

The store owner listened to the following conversation.

The boy asked, “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

The woman replied, “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

“Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, “Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida.”

Again the woman answered in the negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,” Son… I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”

The little boy replied, “No thanks I was just checking on the job I already have!”

This is called SELF- APPRAISAL. From time to time, we all need to do self-appraisal.

I see…:( I guess I can’t whisper then.

P.s. I didn’t understand who Javed was referring to in comment no. 38

Not you Darcey!

khansahab

I don’t know whether “She is definitely up there with the most beautiful…” but

She is definitely never gonna sink in a swimming pool is she? And she doesn’t need any floaters either.

Oh ok Javed

Khansahab

Don’t be sad! I guess you are either VERY appreciative of the feminine form or you are easily pleased. Maybe you will snap out of it soon.

Awas

LOL. She definitely won’t be sinking

khansahab

No…that wasn’t the problem…it was just a health warning. Let me put it this way, if you were to put your head on her pillows unintentionally, you are likely to get suffocated.

khansahab

Don’t you ever die like that as we’ll never be able to say Shaheed khansahab Zinda hai

DRC

khansahab is a liar

Who to believe…hmmm

Okay, leme teach you something about accountancy. When you balance the books, you don’t just look at the “assets”, you got to consider the liabilities too.

Aabhi bhi aankh mein makhi hai?!lol

Ok Khansahab if you say so

Ok so name some people you don’t like the look of and what is your criteria when going ‘off the face first’

DRC

I really like the song tujh mein rab dikhta hai from rab ne banadi jodi. do u like it too?

It is a lovely song. The female version of the song is very cute too. Really liked the film aswell.

Although the lyrics are blasphemous

Have you watched the film VP?

Ok then forget British juveniles or ‘goris’, what about desi girls?

Koi gal nai..tussi aaish karo

DRC

i have watched the movie and i kinda like it. and you are so right! the song has so much ’shirk’ in it, but its nice!
im am an SRK fan. sometimes i think he over acts but overall, he is good

khansahab

Leme warn you, mergers and acquisitions accounting is rather difficult. It will go over your head.

Scarlett Johannson is the best. I’m sure even ladies will agree here???

VP but how cute was the story line. It was so cute how even after eating all those gol gappay, he ate the biryani to please his wife.

I hate how Bollywood makes out all men are so sweet, do anything-I-would-die-for-you etc etc Reality is far from that.

I quite like Haule Haule too.

Awas

I very rarely go out of my way to someone is stunning or pretty. If anyone does get that crown, it would be Katrina Kaif. I also thought the girl out of Bab ne banadi jodi, in her plain shalwar kameez was quite stunning.

excuse my spelling mistakes please, I tend to type quite fast and not proof read

scarlett johansson has an innocent face, she is cute. i like beauties like katrina kaif, preity zinta, monica bellucci and keira knightley.

DRC
yes i totally agree with u here abt bollywood movie men

khansahab

im not surprised u agree with me

khansahab

lol!! pizza…awww

Neha Duhpia sometimes looks really beautiful and then sometimes quite the opposite, if that makes sense.

DRC

yes i will agree with u on this neha dhupia one too.

khansahab

yes your standards are going down as you are growing up (negative correlation)

Ok for want of a better word, as you know I do not like the word ugly, would be ordinary.

Khansahab, you can appreciate her don’t worry. Like I said, you enjoy yourself.:)

VP how old are you?

guys i will chat to later

sleep attacks!

What about Pudukone, no one mentioned her? Even the name is cute…

She is pretty, but after seeing this pic, she seems quite ordinary too.

http://www.india.com/entertainment/movies/deepika_without_makeup_her_23rd_bday_2440

DRC

You have this effect on people to send them to sleep when you start asking their ages.

Lets say, VP is a young scientist of the year…hence I say VIP

But then again Khansahab, I will leave you to appreciate such beauties, don’t want to considered ‘wooo hooo’

khansahab

Still very nice indeed with her Doe eyes…and I like sanwalee saloanees…disappointed?

Buttt…the last time I saw her in IPL with SRK, she had no assets up there so to speak of. Has she had a job done?

Well now all you gorgeous gentlemen, it is very rare to find a Bollywood actress or any actress for that matter who is truly stunning minus all the airbrushing, make up/hair etc

It doesn’t matter if Deepika is dark skinned, she should be more true to herself and not come across as something she is not.

Awas

I’m sorry! Did’nt mean to put her to sleep

Khansahab

I think Kareena, Bipasha and even Rani Mukherjee look fine without make up.

My philosophy is one should not cake oneself in make up so as to appear as a different person. Make up was created to enhance one’s features not transform them. For some people when they do not wear buckets full of make up, it looks as if they are not wearing their mask.

Hence why I like the relatively natural look

DRC

Where is “the relatively natural look”???

Zara jalwa tau dikhao!!!

Those in the media are transformed I would say. The amount of make up, products, air brushing and lighting which goes into transforming them is quite shocking.

Under layers and layers of foundation, features can appear different. Even desi brides look so different on their wedding day, in comparison to how they look on a normal day. The power of make up. Make up SHOULD ideally enhance the features.

I am sure if I, who is pretty ordinary looking, if I was to wear the amount of make up these actresses wear, I would be considered ’stunning’ and ‘beautiful’ too

Awas

I do not want to scare the LS members with my thobra Although a few people on here have seen what I look like; I think they are still recovering

Now Khansahab, apply that ideaology to actresses and those in the media. It is one and the same thing; as much as you guys will not want to admit it.

See told you my thobra has shocking consequences. See what happened to bechara Khansahab

Yeah because in the real world, we do not all feel the urge to have bits of plastic implanted within us to look like blow up dolls I would have to say, the majority of us are voluptous.

No you haven’t caught me out. So ner!

P.s. why are you checking other people’s brides out :O

DRC

“a few people on here have seen what I look like”

Who are those chosen ones…you haven’t met some sons of Moses have you?

I’m jealous

Impressive food list.

I baked a chocolate and orange cake earlier. It was nice. Tasted like Terry’s Chocolate Orange

Javed, Khansahab and Andheeke know what I look like. Don’t be sad, maybe one day you will see me. I would not feel comfortable sticking it on here if you know what I mean. Trust me, you’re not missing out on anything. Ask Khansahab

Bet you din’t know this but you can get ‘rear surgery too. Yeh go figure.

Ok if not surgical stuff, they use other ‘mechanisms’ of looking fuller. Khansahab, you are in denial so it does not matter.

Humm! “rear surgery” that’s a revelation!!

Good night!

Yeh I read about rear surgery a few years back in Marie Claire Awas

Allah Hafiz/Shabba Khair Khansahab. Don’t worry I will tell you like it is when you phone tomorrow

Ok better get back to my essay.

Allah Hafiz and Shabba Khair!

Darcey Agar aap apna Thopra nahee dikhana chahti hain na dikhain per Chowkhta tuo dikha dain ta kay logon ko pata chaly Dimples Kahan hain? Otherwise their imaginations will run wild.

DRC

That Wicked Witch of the Wild West is also a very good BAKE-NEE. She makes excellent Tiramisu.

LOL, this reminds me of a Chinese Lady who introduced herself as:

My name is Miss LEE and I have a BAKE-LEE.

And, this reminds me of a joke:

After the Tianamen Square Massacre in Beijing one of the foreign journalists went to Beijing and wanted to cover some news. He sat in a Cafe and sitting next to him was a local Chinese who was able to speak English. So, this journalist asks him:

How often do you have Elections?

EVELY MALNING replied the Chinaman.

Btw, where is ANDHEEKE?????

Kate Winslet got the Golden Globe award, in fact two awards; winning best actress for Revolutionary Road and best supporting actress for The Reader. Ten years ago she was just an EYE TUM BUM, now she is a good actress.

Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.

Guys on your discussion about Bollywood actress I will give my verdict. Anuksha is simply the best of them all followed by Rani’s looks in some films such as Tara Rum Pum and Kank along with Preity. But A.Sharma stands out for me!

Gee the prince’s insult “raghead” was being used frequently in school today. See what an influence this can have on the younger generation.

Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.

Abdul

Was everybody calling each other “raghead”, “raghead” at school??

“there” and “their”…you are quite right, it wouldn’t have gone in the English’s head…I still don’t know the difference and I’m not even English

“Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.” abdul

no & know

no & know

Same difference!

LOL @ awas

Ps

And do you remember ” Lovely No?”
That is Shakti Rape Kapoor’s pet dialogue when he drools over a pretty face!

abdul – Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.

Why meanwhile? And I guess you wanted to say one of my aims is…

If your aim is to learn the 99 names of Allah or the 99 attributes of Allah, first of all you must write your full name. Just writing abdul and that too without a capital A is incorrect.

Abdul is the first part of a compound Arabic name beginning with Abd al, meaning “servant of the” …. such as … “servant of the powerful”

If your name is Abdul Aziz, you must write full name. The general mistake most Indians and Pakistani Muslims make is addressing people by the second half of their name. In case if it is Allah’s attribute such as Rahim, Rahman, Karim, Aziz, Jabbar, Ghaffar, Ghaffoor, Razzaq etc. They all must be read or said with Abdul Rahim, Abdul Karim…… Abdul Razzaq etc.

So, it is better you remember this very important aspect before you learn more. Also, start writing your full name, there is no point in calling yourself only ABDUL. This is an anglicized version of Arabic name because they cannot say Abdul Razzaq or Abdul Mutalib hence they just say Abdul.

There is another assumption that Abdul is a shorter version of Abdallah or Abdullah, which means slave or, servant of Allah. In any case it is wrong to simply say Abdul. Its not like you call someone with his first name like John, Tom or Tim because Abdul is not a complete first name. It is a part of a compound name which remains incomplete if you don’t add anything after it.

I hope you understand my point. If you are not satisfied or not convinced go and ask your masjid Imam.

All these different names you guys come up with from Bollywood these days, I’ve never heard some of them. The only reason I knew about Pudukone was that camera kept focusing on her in IPL matches.

Does anyone these days have time to kill three hours watching Bollywood/Lollywood Khicheries with Asli Aata advert every ten minutes?

Adul, I checked a couple of them…Kaafi motti taazi for actresses. I guess you like good solid women, do you?

khansahab

Lol @ “panic attacks”….don’t we all…

Yeah, good escapism I guess…but that Asli Aata advert drives me mad. If cricket is on it’s after every over

I proudly say i have time to watch bollywood movies and i like them….not all of them ofcourse but those that get good reviews. and if u r watching dvd then there are no asli atta breaks in between

VIP

Good for you…I bet you are still a lucky student.

They have nothing much to do…gossip and movies

Awas

yes i am a very lucky student indeed and i am very happy about it

VIP

Make the best out of it. This time you will always treasure, after that it’s all uphill. Wait till you get Mian/Bachey. There is nothing in marriage after a couple of years (words of wisdom)

khansahab, Abdul you better pay heed to this advice. Ignore it at your peril.

Awas

i completely agree with u and thanks for the words of wisdom. very useful

VIP

Science and Islam on BBC4 was very interesting and a revelation.

Tell me, when you were reading science did you ever get to know the names such as Ibnul Haithen and many more, the pioneers of modern science, in Western literature?

I’m aware that in medicine they have deliberately taken out any references to the great contributions made by Muslim pioneers from the medical text books.

Awas

I also watched the programme and found it to be extremely interesting and amazing. The western world does not talk about Islamic scientists, which is very sad. I was not taught about any of these genius people.
unfortunatley even in Islamic countries, thse people are not mentioned in the school science curricula.

When I studied GCSE History, a quarter of our course was based on medicine throught time. Due credit was given to the impact of Islamic scholars, also how they helped during a time in history know as ‘the Enlightment’, when the Western world will still scavenging in caves and whatnot.

During A level Philosophy and religion, I came across many Islamic Scholars. The course was centred around Judaism. As much as we don’t want to admit it or recognise this, but our religion has so many parallels with Judaism. Funny how we all lived for centuries in relative harmony.

My dad is an avid philosopher and book collectr. He has a few hundred books all just on Islamic scholars and their contribution to the world.

We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.

drc

its funny how one has to study history or philosophy and religion to know about islamic science whereas it could be mentioned during science classes.

and about yesterday, make up or not, u r a beautiful person so dont change.
inward beauty lasts way longer than outward beauty

VP

The Western World are not humble enough to accept that yes they were paindoo too at some point. Illiterate peasants as someone I know calls them but anywhoooo…

When the Western world were throwing their crap (in the literal sense) out of their windows and onto the street (and even passer bys below),; in our part of the world we had an efficient sanitation system. Funny how the Western World suffered from the Plague isn’t it?!

P.s. that is a very kind thing for you to say. Thank you!

I am addicted to this song

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WV6HRq3SM

DRC

May be in GCSC but any references in medical text books of the contributions of Muslims have been deliberately oppressed or even removed. Muslim Hakims were the first ones to perform any kind of surgery but you won’t find many medical students knowing much about them.

By the way, we do admit and recognise that there are so many parallels with Judaism unless you are talking about those Taliban type hiding in caves

The ancient city of Mohenjo-Daro is an Indus valley civilization, well before the onset of Islam in that region. Which books have you been reading?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ox7P5sNqXjg&feature=related

I prefer it when Amanat Ali sings it.

P.s. Khansahab Neha is in this vid

Hmm in this one book it did say about Muslims and Mohenjadaro and also is it Harrapa. I’m confused now.

Oh and trust me I have met a lot of people who are ignorant about the parallels and if you reason with them all the say is…don’t compare us to those kaffirs. Hmm!

VIP/DRC

Inward beauty than outward??? Very diplomatic!!!

I would rather inward and outward both when it comes to beauty?

DRC

Kafirs!!! Laholewalla…they are Ahle-kitaab. Even a marriage is allowed with them. So, you have much more choice now

Awas

inward and outward beauty? a lethal combination very rarely found.

DRC

So, don’t worry if you get stitched up with a gora even

VIP

If you say things like that then khansahab will never be able to find his suitor

Men can marry women who are Ahle-kitaab but not women. As a child’s lineage and religion is based upon the father’s religion. So for women it is still a no go area.

Yeh those who are beautiful on the inside and the outside are lucky people

Awas

i think he can live with just the outward beauty.

Awas

Likelihood of getting hooked up with a gora is zilch. I prefer Pakistani men

*whistles and walks off*

VIP

I think you probably got that right as far as khansahab is concerned…he is such a sucker

Where is he hiding today???

DRC

Ohhh!!! That’s sweet but you got to broaden your horizons

I’d rather remain a nun fanks you much much

DRC

wht makes u feel like that?

VP

What being a nun or not marrying a gora?:D

Being a nun

We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was. DRC

DRC, really? I mean was Mohenjo-daro (Mound of the Dead) is almost 5000 years old civilization, what has that got to do with Islamic World?

Until I come across and meet the right person, I will remain a nun.:D

Do you like my theory?

Harrappa is even older than Mohenjodaro – you definitely are confused. May be you are talking about ancient Nainwa and Babul of Iraq but those are all pre-Islamic civilizations.

DRC

your theory is very good. wht khansahab is saying is also good.

Javed I am going to read up on it after my exams. In the book it makes connections between the twol Islam and ancient civilisations. I am pretty confused now.

Khansahab

You priest? Hmmmm LOL

Nuns and priests take a vow of celibacy hence they can’t marry other nuns and priests. However as per my theory, non-nuns and non-priests can convert the celibate folk

I’m getting well confused :p

Priests can be straight. However, I did not know appreciating Lucy Pinder and the likes are a part of your celibacy vow hehehe

Khansahab, after my exams I will help you find someone

well duhhhh you also said until you meet the right nun?!

No, I insist :p

Koi haal nai tera..mundaya!

DRC

“We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.”

Mohenjo-daro was built around 2600 BC and abandoned around 1900 BC so it can’t be regarded as a part of Islamic world.

You can say how advanced our Indus valley civilization was back then.

I am sorry Javed already said the same thing.

Khanshab,how is economics as an A-level subject. How did u find the course as a whole?

I’m planning to do my A-levels Maths,Economics,Biology and Statistics

By the way who saw chnadi Chowk to China being one of the main headlines on BBC news with interviews with Akshay Kumar and Deepika Panduoke.
Or has anyone heard of secret billionaire?

I like this tune for Chandi chowk. Really beating and cathcy.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DBbQgo5KcRo

Wasim

I also said the same thing in comment 139 even earlier…

It just shows every one thinks but no one reads

Say if someone who used to pick on you during your childhood, decides to add you on Facebook, should one accept or reject them?

Aceptance to show that maybe you have done ok for yourself and are a better person.

Reject them to make a point.

It’s funny how a lot of people from my primary school are adding me all of a sudden and sending me messages. Hmmm!

They are gathering up. There is like a whole cluster of them!

I was the only one who didn’t go to the reunion either hehe.

I’m a rebel me!

DRC

you should add them! and show them u r up for any challenges cos u r a mature sensible young lady now!

A few of them have messaged me and said things like you look so good and we only recognised you from your name. We should catch up blah blah blah! It seems as though they have matured but then again…

I used to get called ‘p***’ as I was the only one in my year group, but then I moved houses and went to a different school, and left those people behind. Now all of a sudden they are all back.

I’m well confuzzled *scratches head*

are they all goray?

Oui. Females and males.

Do you reckon then all want to gang up and get me in a public place, so that they can be beat me up?!

Just joking.

DRC

How did they message you? Or was it a massage?

VIP
Perhaps some kaaley too

Goray, kaalay…are these words politically correct?

DRC

yes DRC u can add them. i am sure thay hav grown up too.

Awas

yeh goray ..kaaley, all good

VIP

“all good” really?

Why do I sense a hint of sarcasm in your smile or are you just a happy bunny?

Awas

happy bunny

can i ask u wht is the history behind your name Awas?

WHY you ask me questions like that???

You are making me nervous now…saara raaz sub ko bata doon!!!

ok ok ..dont! preserve the secret and dont be too nervous, its all good

VIP

Worry NOT.

I was only kidding you.

There is however an interesting story there surrounding my real name but that will mean giving out my real name which I don’t mean to right now.

I like how you give up so readily…Lol It must be dead easy for your lot to twist your arm

Ewww massages freak me out.

Was definitely messages.

On Aunty VP’s orders, one shall add them

DRC my child, u shall be fine

Awas!

i wasnt giving in, just helping u keep ur secret a secret..hehe

Ayeeeeeeeeee

VIP

I don’t know whether to believe this…

(with eyes squinting)

DRC

Is there any one who doesn’t like massages?

What about giving one then?

DRC

Who pinched you there?

Awas

aww u can believe it. seriously

i feel like having lassi now

I don’t mind giving them but I can’t stand them.

I never used to like people amking physical contact with me, shaking my hand or hugging me either at one point..

My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe.

VIP

Okay! fine, i believe you.

What do you see so different in my name by the way…is it odd?

Lasi? What kind?

DRC

You will put off many good suitors with weird feelings like that

Awas

ur name is not odd, but i thot maybe it was short for Awais.

and meethi lassi im talking abt..yummy..

VIP

You are quite far off with Awais…

I prefer salty Lassi with dinner…otherwise mango lassi at this time. But no desi mangoes these days

Mum makes mango lassi which is just yummmmmmmm..

Awas…. fair point but hey what can one do.

LOL it’s not like the first question a potential suitor will ask me is ‘do you like massages?’

If he did….i’d RUN!

i have already had some lassi too! made it using greek yogurt. i cant have salty lassi only sweet.

DRC

No, usually that’s not the first question…often the last

I make the best mango lassi…

That’s all folks!

Good night!

Good nite sweet dreams

I’m sooooo not looking forward to the question and answering sessions in that case Awas LOL.

Right me offskis.

Allah Hafiz

DRC

good nite sweet dreams x

Vanilla Pod …….. milao hath

I have a sweet tooth too for lassi, I might take the salty lassi in extreme hot conditions but I would always prefer sweet lassi. I make my own lassi and created several versions:

Original Lassi ( i.e., doodh, dahi & Malai ++ sugar)
Rose Lassi …. all of the above plus real Rose Syrup, it gives a lot of fresh taste in your mouth and it also helps in healing mouth and stomach ulcers as Rose petals have this healing properties.

Mango Lassi: A variation just to attract the Gora’s but I prefer to make it more creamy than watery.

Almond Lassi: Using the original Lassi formula instead of Rose Syrup, add Real Almond Syrup, I like the bitter Almond taste in it. On top I prefer sprinkling crushed or powdered pistachio and cardamom. It must be sweet ++

My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe. DRCEYYYYYYY ??????

What the HELLO is going on here?

Javed, lemme tell u whats goin on here. CHEATING, that too khulaam khula LOL tsk tsk BF!!

Sweetie who is cheating against who? Please don’t play riddles spell it out.

Here is the new National Anthem for Pakistan under Zardari’s Rule.

Zardari ki zamin shad bad

Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan

Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam

Aaatay,gas,bijli ka bohran

Quam mulk sub-gharak Nawaz,wakil paainda bad

Bainazir dunya say farar

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal

Khoon main ranga sara saal

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal

Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

Im not riddler u see

U mean your BF is cheating? Kaan Khencho iskay!

inni dour se ? howwwww

ishhhhh! LOL

Salam all

This is theossa and I’ll be using nickname Steeler for the time bieng to support my team Pittsburgh Steelers as I’m a die hard Steelers fan. Our team happens to be in AFC championship game this Sunday. I’m really busy with some projects but I’ll be back soon, Chow -:)

Theo, chow or ciao? unless ure project = lunch ( tat too chinese) hehe

LOL @ hungry Sweetie thinking of Chow Min Chinese food. Btw, nice photo Sweetie you are in the pink of your health now, are you?

Go Steeler Go …. good to know that you are busy other than being in Natalie’s hujraa !

Lol… Javed, ull be shocked to learn that this pic was taken less than a week, after i was released from the ICU! haha

On your isshhhhhh

I wish I can show the action of how guys ’shake their hand by making a noise from the touch of their index finger and thumb and say Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yani kya keh diya!!! Its difficult to express in words here.

Oh, Sweetie:

I thought you would be heartbroken by now and would be standing atop Golden Gate Bridge to leave for another world after being stabbed by Khansahab and DRC but I guess either you are tough as a Steel Curtain or,

Mushkilein mujh per itni padien keh assan hogien

But remember Sweetie I’m your countryman and I was sincere to you and gave you an early warning about the affairs between Khansahab and “self proclaimed nun” a.k.a. Miz DRC -:)

Btw I’m eating baked Citrus Chicken with South Western style spicy rice and boy it’s sooo good.

ICU why on earth you have to go to the ICU?
You mean International Court of Unity?
I Cant Understand …. this

& so sowwie. Thanks!

Natalie ka hujra? LOL natalie will dump him & run off just hearing the word hujra.

I haven’t done anything ahem

Theo while eating Citrus Chicken don’t murder Ghalib’s sher For Pete’s sake

It is:

Mushkilain mujh par Padeen itni kay aasaan ho gayeen!

Itni comes after Padeen not b4.

Ms. DRC is like one of these NUNS….

A US army soldier who came back from Iraq on vacation did not feel like going back to Iraq but, he was being chased by the US Military Police. As he approached the Church, he saw a group of Nuns standing outside the Church on the street. The man begged the Nuns to help him and told them that he did not want to go back to Iraq.

One of the Nuns raised her long skirt and the man hid himself, when the military police came and asked the nuns, have you seen a guy running? They showed him the other direction and the police went running towards the wrong way….. In the mean time this soldier hiding in the long skirt notices that the Nun had nice legs and he tells from inside, NUN, you have beautiful legs the Nun keeps quiet….. then the guy touches the legs and says, They are very smooth and silky. The NUN looses her patience and says:

Go ahead and explore further up and you will see a pair of BALLS ! The man does find balls and comes out all shocked. All the nuns tell him, WE ALSO DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ.

Hawwww haiii

I can’t believed you compared me to a he-she

I am so not

*runs off and cries*

I haven’t done anything ahem

ahahahaha ha Chor ki Darcey may Tinka

Inni jaldi ansoo WE aagaye!

Chal Jhooti

Darcey

Its about time that you put a face to the name. Upload your best picture on the blog so that no one can say you are a NUN (jo Iraq nahee jaana chahti) So, send khansahab your best pic. NOW.

Good one Javed. & btw Bm (bhollakkar miyan or monster), i did tell u about what happened rite?

Theo, i remember u telling me that & boy were u right! sniff**

BF, u cheatin on me khuley aam & keep sayin ure not! Me gonna cheat on u too & deny it.

DRC,’I haven’t done anything ahem’, tats what u call choor ki darhee mein tinka! lol

Sweetie don’t you remember I am suffering from amnesia retrograde? Whats the harm in telling the Zamana?

On hearing the word Zamana Theo will sing with Crispy Chicken in his mouth “ZhhMaaNaa KHhhraaab Haaai DhhhaGAaa nNahHeee DhayNaa..” (Zamana Kharab hai Daghaa nahee dena.) This he will sing for Natalie.

*pass out**

See!!!

I don’t want to upload my picture on here though Javed. So I guess you can confirm the nun-ish looks hahaha

You have already seen what I look like, so has Khansahab and so has Andheeke.

Sweetie…

Khansahab only has eyes for you

Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily

Darcey Andhee Kee is Andhee Kee she is blind. Khansahab has all yes on pink and me, I am suffering from amnesia retrograde so Duniya may aur log bhee tou hain, I mean iss blog per aur log bhee hain for e.g. Theo Awas, ahem.

Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily

Hawwwwwwwwwwwwww Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ahmed Faraz Arz KerDaa Aye:

Apnay aansoo apni aankhaon may rehain tou Mehr-O-Mah
Gir kay duniya ki nazraon may aabroo paye tou Kya?

Got it or need translation?

Yeah he used to, until u jumped in the pic & now his eyes are , ‘ kahin pe nighaein , kahin pe nishana’! lolll

Khansahab @ 236

Hummm, even pictures were exchanged! It’s keep getting bold and interesting.

Javed

Man, being a Pathan Akhroat I’m trying my best to insert Urdu and poetry in my comments. Don’t discourage me and take it “as it is” unless you want me to insert Pushto.

Aam khawo, drukht mut count kero

You have seen what I look like on numerous occasions.

To be honest, I do not want to upload my picture on here for several reasons.

You should take badaams for the amnesia.

& DRC, i havent seen u/ure pic.

Yeah and Sweetie trust me you are waaaaaaaaaaaay more prettier than me, so you have nothing to worry about!

LOL @ Niswar Khao Dibbya mut count kero!

Yes Theo even FOTOs were ekChanged. Daal may kuch kaala hai itthay!

DRC, im sure even without seeing ure pic that ure wayyy prettier. But it doesnt matter now does it? I am worried since BF is……… SNIFF**

Darcey

Sweetie is as cool as a cucumber and she is seldom worried about her looks, thats why she has posted her ChowKhata on the blog.

Tusi Wee Cool ho jao aur Chaap Dou Thopra apna

lol@ Javed. BM!! i dont worry about my looks at all. Jesi boothi hei wesi hi deikhay gee! LOL

I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment.

I am not worried about how I look, as I have no control over that.I just don’t want to put it up here. I don’t want ever Tom, Dick and Harry looking at my pic!

Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right

As I know what Sweetie looks like, I don’t mind sending her my pic but I will not upload it on here. Sorry!

Sweetie…you are soooooooo wrong!

I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment. Darcey

So, you don’t look @ the mirror at all?

Javed

I take Skoal sometime while hunting. It’s a flavored American “Niswar”. You know remind me of good old days.

Hur khaar ukhpul khwund ow ukhpul maze, kho Pekhawar kho Pekhawar de kana

DRC

Don’t make this mistake of sending Sweetie your picture. She is also known as Wicked Witch of the West. She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt -:)

Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right Darcey

Haiiii Daal may Palak Bhee nahee!

And the second part of this sentence is so typical desi translation of Urdu to English
“khansahab will you put these people right.”

Its like a guy teasing a girl repeatedly and she gets cheesed off and says:

Mustansarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will say something!

She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt – Theo / Steeler

Deer or a Frog?
To use as a fishing bait

I would like Sweetie to turn DRC into a frog as Javed suggested, Sweetie it’s better be with eye lashes, hahaha.

You lot are soooooooooooo mean.

Leave me alone

Javed

I’m allergic to the mirror

Sweetie on your Kahin pe nigahe kahin pe nishana

Here is the REMIX of that song………. must see !

Theo, u mean a deer, or a frog wit eye lashes? hehehe

Javed I’m allergic to the mirror DRC

You mean to say that bakaoz, the mirror stopped telling you who is the FATEST of the FATSO of ALL?

Hey guys gotta go, I will talk to you guys tomorrow, have a rainy day for DRC and a nice day for the rest.

Javed get lost

OK me gotta go as well, Darcey please cry a little more………….. you look sweet when you cry!

Theo, ill transform u into a deer & then ull know how those poor deers feel when u hunt them =(

DRC, im not gonna transform u into anything. Im sure u look great the way u are. But girl u need to stay away from BF!! LOLLLL

fitteh moohn

I’m going too aur wapis nahi aaon gi

LOL @ fitteh moohn aur na vapis anay ki dhamki ahahhahahaha

Javed, where do u find all these songs? LOL

Sweetie, the cricket channel on my Sat TV called CBN, or Caribbean Net Work either shows cricket or Old Indian Songs mostly REMIX and you know in the Caribbean there is a huge Indian population and they are also in music especially Reggae, Rumba Samba and what not, so the old songs with new dhin chic dhin chic music sounds good. And then, you can always find them on you tube. Is it that hard for Einstein to know that?

Im sure it must be, mainly cuz hes dead! hehehe

Einstein tu dour ki baat hei, even i didn’t know theres a channel called CBN. I was thinking u prolly watch one of those indian channels.

Sweetie its the cricket ka junoon that I had to get this TV channel and whenever they don’t show live matches, they show replays and sometimes in between there are these Indian Golden Greats Remix and even if you are not watching TV and working on the computer the new music in the background with old songs is better than the new songs with new music. There aren’t any lyrics in the new songs and neither there is any flow or rhythm.

Anyways, which Indian channel you were thinking? Saas Bhee Kabhee Bahu Thee type? No, I don’t watch any such channels, sometimes when friends visit they insist on watching Geo TV for news or for Capital Talk or for Dr. Shahid ??? That reeeen reeeeen ronay wala guy? Shahid Masood?

Beats me dude! I have no idea what channels are out there (indian or Paki). I watch ABC, NBC, CBS, History channel, Nat Geo & discovery, & thats pretty much it.

Tum ya tou Nake Parveen ho ya tum itni Oldy Hawn ho kay tumko duniya ka kuch pata hee nahee! News tou sirf Senior Citizens suntay hain. Aur Nerds nat geo aur discovery channels dekhtay hain, aur geeks David Suzuki ko

What do u mean? Do i look like a senior citizen? NBC waghaira pe i watch shows like , ‘ The tonight show wit Jay leno’, Abc pe Boston Legal (which has ended =( ),
History channel waghaira pe different documentaries. Now if u call me senior citizen, ill spread a nasty rumor about u too !! HAHA

Hahaha @ Dhamki…. you know French people love rumours, they say it goes from mouth to mouth. Aur, do I look like a senior citizen per let me tell you the latest. A little while ago one of my friends (not really a friend, friend but a neighbour) came to pick up a DVD from me and he saw me writing on the blog and said, Ahaa…. blogging hori hai? I said, haan hamari cricket ki blog hai.

He came closer to the computer and said, bhai yahan tou larkiyaan bhee hain yae konsi cricket hai? Then he looked at your picture and said, Sweetie? Yar, yae tou Zeenat Amaan lag rehi hai, yae kon hai? Then he asked for blog ka address batao mai bhee likhoonga! I told him jao, jao DVD lo aur dafa ho jao…. if he has read the name of the blog, Zeenat Amaan will ask for Jaan Ki Amaan because he is a number one thurki. LOL…

Boston Legal ki wo kuri achi hai. But, I haven’t watched even one episode, only seen in bits and bobs while flipping channels and when I saw her I recognized her, she used to be in ER or was it something else? And, do you watch House? Dr. House, Hugh Laurie and Cuddy! Other than House, I don’t watch ….. oh yes Heroes but its drifting so aimlessly there is no story, no plot, they are simply dragging it.

lol@ Zeenat amaan. She`ll kill herself HAHA

Yeh i watch House. U seen Grey`s anatomy? Really good show. Better than House.

I saw Grey’s Anatomy once, but I don’t like their humour, its a bit wacko style. House has an attitude which is very unique and the sense of humour is very dry or dark you can say yet, its very hilarious and interesting. For e.g., once Cuddy comes and says: “House you owe me 50 dollars,” and he replies in a very serious manner, “and you owe me a lap dance.” LOL.

I like to watch scrubs, the simpsons, southpark, smallville, csi and many more

VIP

For the moment I can only watch this new picture Is that really you?

yes thts me alright

VIP

Wow! I think it’s appropriate to say pretty as a picture Mashaallah!

I like Southpark!

thanks

where is everyone today?

i like cartman, he is well funny

Lately, I have been snowed under with work (not snow). Can hardly keep my eyes open. I’m going to fall over the key board any moment but the nice new pictures are keeping me awake. A full album might do the trick

Cartman???

What man is that?

Only joking!

Lol @ khansahab’ preparation just begun and here am I yearning for sleep!

i guess everyone is busy with sumthing these days. DRC where is she

awas

this is an exceptionally good pic, thats why its being displayed

Nice pic VP. Wonder when we get to see DRC… & AWAS! hehe

hey sweetie

thanks!

Sweetie

I’m already there…there is not a lot of difference in there
Buss eik do ka faraq hai.

VIP

You are a liar (in a nicest possible way)…your pic tells the whole story…I hope I didn’t make you blush !

Besides, I’m too shy!

You are all laughing…now that’s not fair…honest

ure there where?

i duno wht to say…i look different in this pic…im not that fair to start with

Here…just a bit closer…that’s it…now you see!

so Awas should have a huge fan following if he is in there..:)

Chaalo…larkian tau buss gora rang chahtein hein…fikar not…dil must be saaf!!!

Yuck @ Gorey larkey!!

Me? Naaa…wait till all the guys see you…why has khansahab gone into hiding without commenting on a new pic?…Hummm!

If ne one wants a gora guy, kala dil wala, plz contact me, ill hook u up! LOL

yes u r right, dil must be saaf thats most important

where is javed and DRC and khansahab?

He knows im around! hehe

Moi c’est ici VP

Bon!

Yeah VP very nice picture! MashAllah.

Javed

thanks!

Je suis ici aussi!

Every time I turn the new on on tv, there nothing but that lucky NY plane crash. It just shows where the Western priorities lie. They all had a lucky escape, that’s good but are there no other news today?

On your Bon !

My mum used to say, why these French people always say Bon Bon Bon Bon???
Ammi…. it means good! Oh, accha but it sounds weird.

Keepin mes yeux on BF!!

& here he is! lol

Je suis ici aussi! tweetie

Tusi ici ? Wallah? I thought it is JeeNut Amaan

Sweetie

I was wondering who were you missing!

khansahab tum French ki taang nahee balkay kuch aur tore rehay ho !

Tais toi Javed!! LOL

Oui BF *blush* ;p

Awas, saab kuch bata don

Awas the reason there is same news on the TV is bacaouz they are Koo-wain kay Maindak

It’s good night from me…

la weekend dernier, jai ecute la tv

Awas

good nite

Is it Tais toi or tez toi?

Tais toi.

Khansahab tusi enj kero……. Fran Sisi noo chhado tay apNdi gul kero

j’adore l’francais but am forgetting everything

Now this looks like MIND YOUR LANGUAGE class.

Where is Mr. Brown?
Has he gone to LondonO ZooOO?

i gotta go

sleep attacks! goodnite people

Bhoolna acchi aadat hai VP varna log purani ghamgeen bataon ko yaad ker ker kay roiyenge.

Issi lieyh tou kaha hai

Yaad-e-Maazi Azaab hai ya Rub…….

I am HUNGRY like the Budapest city ………. dinner time.

see ya guys laterz…..

Javed, u mean “bhuda pest’? hehe

First of all where is Dead Deer (DRC)? Javed, man you must have ticked her off because she was definitely enjoying my comments, isn’t that true DRC? So it’s entirely Javed’s fault! DRC, show up and say Hi to me and Khansahab. Last time I saw Khansahab was crying out loud and singing this song:

To kahan yeh bata es nasheeli shaam mien

One other guy is missing, Mr. Munir Khan. I know how to get him back and I’ll use my street Pushto to get his attention,

Munir Khana, cherta kuna werke? Ok in a better slang, Inzeer gula cherta ye? -

Sweetie

I hope you did not turn DRC into a Frog that she went missing. We were just kidding so turn her back into the girl she was. She doesn’t like jumping around and eating flies.

Re: Missing DRC

No, I reckon its khansahab’s fault not Javed’s…just a hunch

Theo

I hope you are not using any expletives for Munir in your code words…he is performing Umrah these days…so, he is been a very good boy!

Theo, No i haven’t turned DRC into a frog… not yet! only if she manages herself to stay away from BF! hehehe

I had posted a Shrek pushto clip, have u seen it?

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except — ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing,nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoodick.’” “So what’s up with this voodoo dick?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!” The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo dick, the door.” The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo dick, get back in your box!” The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo dick, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said “Voodoo dick, my pussy!” The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “Yea, right… Voodoo dick, my ass!”

Munir Khan went on Umrah? Like they say, “900 chohe kha ker billee huj ko chali” -:)

Khansahab

Kitnee ladkion ka dil todo ge aor kitne dilon se kheloge? Since Sweetie doesn’t understand Urdu don’t worry Khansahab, she will still call you her BF.

Btw Awas, I sensed some great excitement and a hint of “crush” when you saw Vanilla iPod’s picture -:)

LOL Sweetie, OOOUCHHHH for the officer. Hahaha. Come up with some blonde jokes, I think you have plenty of those.

Sweetie

Long story…I was getting tired…but really funny ending.

Theo

I always get excited with pretty things…it comes to me naturally…I hope you are not trying to stir something up again…

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules ‘
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered ‘1 ‘
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say WHATEVER you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
To Give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can –

To give them a bigger laugh.

(HMMMN as if we THE WOMEN care)

Theo, kis nay bola k mujhe urdu nahi ati?

FKR

Good one…well done for speaking out for men’s rights…

What Sweetie? You can understand Urdu? Ahhh, I’ve been saying a lot of stuff in the past thinking that you have no clues about Urdu! I hope you don’t understand Pushto or I’ll go hiding somewhere.

F.K.R.

Super stuff, if I could I would give the “Truth and Courage” or Nobel award for something. Simply the best men analysis in a while! Ladies please read and learn and there will be no battle of the sexes anymore.

Awas

Are you getting defensive man? It’s ok if you were humbled by Vanilla iPod. People don’t have controls over such emotions. So let it be told.

lol Theo. I do not understand pushto. Bits n pieces here & there.

Farrah, where have u been (sana’s still missing)? DO post the women part of the above stated! hehe

Sweetie mai dekh reha hoon tum Zoo Mainay Baatain ker rehi ho!

Sweetie, I can post a little on women for you.

Women think one thing, say the other thing, and do another thing.

Being poor is the biggest fear woman have so they look for security in this regard.

They worry too much about everything.

East, west, north, and south, all women are the same. If you know the game, you’ve got’em.

Even the most intelligent women get easily trapped by a “Player”.

Women like the guys who have some similarity in traits with their dads.

Women do not listen to understand, they listen to have a reply so there is no chance that you’ll win argument against them.

To sum it up for men and women I’ll quote from the great mathematician Pythagoras,

“If you want to test a man, test him by women, and if you want to test a woman test her by money”

Theo

A man in England was accused of making a traffic accident, after verifying his 40 year old driving record in which he never made any mistake, no accident whatsoever, the Judge asked him Mr. Right, what went wrong this time that you made a mistake?

The man replied: “Your Honour, this never happened in the 40 years of my driving history that, I was driving behind a lady and she gave an indicator to turn right and, she turned RIGHT. “

Theo

Why are you singing AazMaaYesh walay songs for Natalie? Are you in doubt that she is having a relationship with someone else while you were away? Aur agar wo murr gayee tou? Tum Chehlum per pulao khilanay bulao ge kay nahee?

Theo On men rules! My daadi used to say that Allah is male and not female, she used to say, see all the rules are in favour of men, besides he is Allah Mian and not Allah Bibi……

So, some broadminded Muttawa changed it to Allah Ta’ala. Fixed a Ta’ala a lock that no one can change!

OK me goes amigos
TGIF.

Theo, if thats what u believe in then u haven’t come across the right women.

I would never wanna end up with someone whos like my daddy! HELL NO! LOL what a mightmare…

Javed, it’s good to know that you are sexist like all men and God, LOL.

Hahaha Sweetie, you’re cool, I was trying to get under your skin but you seem a tough nut to crack but you know one of these days I’ll get you. Remember DRC?

Here is what I seriously think about women. It is against the idea of Feminism, and unlike men what men do and think. Most women seek a good husband, their own home, their own little world with kids, and that’s the secret to their happiness. The one thing I observed and benefited from is that most women like a spontaneous guy. So don’t assume that I don’t know much other than hunting and fishing. I’m smooth baby, LOL.

Guys my brief exams have concluded and now I’m back on LS.

I would firstly like to mention the debatable and controversial development of a 3rd run way at Heathrow airport.

In a way the 3rd run way will bring many advantages for people flying abroad in the future as flights will be able to go quicker and more efficiently. Also from an economical aspect Heathrow’s expansion will consolidate on its lustrous surroundings and could potentially be renown as the “greatest airport on the globe”.

However, there are some savvier consequences which have to be taken into consideration such as the pollution levels and residential property. Britain is already going through a period of recession and it’s unpredictable about its duration and effect but seeming it lasts it will add to the woes of the government and people of Britain due to many people losing out on their jobs and financial property. I also feel from an environmental issue the consequences are beyond acceptable. It will take up to 20% of Britain’s carbon emissions and when you consider the number of people in the UK and various activities that take place you can certainly say that this project is a risk not worth taking. Also asthma cases are set to increase due to the presence of Nitrogen Dioxide. But the impact the lustrous amount of Carbon emissions can have on the environment is fatal which will add to greenhouse temperature and threats such as global warming. Also it will give Britain a poor reputation regarding environmental awareness and activity making them the biggest C02 emitter which will be a shameful to say the least.

Overall having analysed the prospects of a 3rd run way feel that the benefits could be overwhelming but can clearly see the whole scenario as a nightmare both from an economical and environmental perspective and therefore am supporting the likes of campaigners such as “green peace” to prevent the project being applied. Save the environment, Save Britain!

Anyone else agree or disagree ? Please share your views and opinions.

Meanhwhile Slumdog Millionaire seems to have taken the world by storm.

lol Theo… Smooth eh!

Well i couldn’t've said it ne better myself. Ure a kuree hunter too, that’s why u prolly know so much
DRC? What about her, other than the fishy stuff goin on between her & BF? hehe

Ne more predictions for me Theo?

Abdul, I didn’t know much about the Heathrow Airport extension issue but you gave a good analysis. Good job, you never cease to impress me.

I never watched that movie Slumdog Millionaire but sounds like a good one. I’m waiting for Underworld “Rise of the Lycans”, my kind of gore movie.

Abdul

yeh i agree with u, go green!

Sweetie

Me, and Kurri hunter? Toba toba, where did you get that idea from? Most kurris hate me the way I roll, I mean chicks dig romance and all that, not a hunter as all I can offer is deer jerky, baked fish, and stuffed animals. I don’t have the personality and nor the talent to go with it. King of this department is Khansahab as evident by V-Talk page -:)

Yeah there is one prediction for you, Khansahab will start ignoring you. Don’t ask me why? I’m just being your countryman.

Vanilla iPod

Why so sad?

Gotta go guys, have a nice weekend. Go Steelers!

Theo xbox

Am i looking sad in the pic? i am a happy person

but wen i read ‘why so sad’ i was actually sad cos i had seen some really upsetting pics about an 8 yr old boy in iran whose arm was being crushed under a car publically for stealing some bread.

i am not an avid gamer neither do i have an xbox but i like playing 3D role playing games on pc

Theo, thats not a prediction my fellow Ameriki, thats already happening! =( sniff**

Awww check you two girlies out. Very pretty masha’Allah!

Man I feel famous, you guys talk about me even when I am not here Autographs later people!

I am going to be busy over the next few weeks. I have exams ! Have to work hard or I will let down Mummy and Daady ji at graduation!

Sweetie…that will never happen. Now cheer up!

DRC

good to see you are back! and u r gorgeous!

good luck for ur exams x

Hey DRC, Nice pic. Now i can tell u, ‘TOLD U SO’!!

I know, but sometimes i don’t trust BF LOL

& Good luck.

Cos he is jealous of your pullin’ skills innit Khansahab

Thank you ladies…

Sweetie/Khansahab…stop having a domestic and go get married.

Abdul

Impressive stuff about that extension. Was this topic part of your course work for your tests? Have you just copy pasted your work?

Whatever, with thoughts like that you’ll do well in your GCSC’s. Good luck?

As I advised before, if you want to be a good mathematician, follow what Theossa does aside his hunting skills of female species. I’m sure he can give you a one to one. Learn his first lesson here of what Pythagoras said

finally Awas has come! had a busy stressful day?

VIP

Yeah, another murderous day at work…it will be the same till the end of this month. Only then I can get some rest and peace.

DRC

See, you seem to have wrong footed us all by playing yourself down. Wow what a picture….

Why do women have this habit of seeking attention like this always saying things like ‘no I’m not better than her’?

DRC

Marriage may kia rakha hai?

what is kept inside marriage? :-O

Mujhe kyun pooch rahey ho Awas, jin ke shaadi ho chuki hai unn ko poocho!:D

Marriage as a concept not only scares me but I am getting put off it too!

Oh and Thank you

P.s. muhaha you might find me stalking you in London after my exams hehe!

Awas, There’s nuthin in it if u end up wit the wrong half! sigh*

Its not Theo BF, ask ureself =(

DRC

it scares me too!

lols @ u stalking Awas

VIP

Zara jhank kay dekh lo aik baar, sab nazar Aa jai ga…Lol

DRC

I’ve never heard of women stalkers…an unknown territory!

Awas

u will know soon, once DRCs exams finish

Someone’s feeling better!! =)

VP, u can join her. hehe

VIP

Should I start worrying…I’m confused…any experiences or heard of others?

Sweetie

Why you suddenly feel better…oh God now I’m really worried

Women stalkers are THE worst. This lesbian (very open and proud) used to stalk me in my first year at uni. Then she found a GF and shukar hai mera peecha chora!She used to sit next to me in lectures! ewwwwwwwwwww!

LOL unknown territory will soon become known territory hahaha

VP

Tell me about it

I wasn’t talking about myself Awas & don’t worry, be happy =)

I’m just confused.. so you lot carry on!

Awas

yes start worrying. it is the end of your privacy. soon u will be never alone cos someone will be constantly watching over you!!

and singing to u:

every step u take,
every move you make,
i’ll be watching you

Oh can’t u seeeee, u belong to me, how my poor heart aches, wit every step u take! LOL **shudder**

DRC

Woman to woman (I mean stalker) is different

Sweetie

So, who was feeling better then?

VIP

Watching me? Don’t worry, I’m never gonna go on big Brother…

I can smell some Saazish here amongst you gals…please…I’m very seedhah saadha insaan!

Uff Awas.. nevermind.

Im up to no saazish, im a seedhi sadhee insaan too! hehe

Fikar not Awas!

I would be the worst stalker on the planet!

It is so weird seeing one’s picture staring back. Enough of that for a loooong time now!

Why’s everyone suddenly become a fan of The Police with ‘Every Step…’?

Mystery deepens!!!

Awas

worse than big brother!!

there is no saazish for seedhay saadhay! they are an easy catch! prepare to lose freedom

Sweetie

Ah, there is one commonality I like…seedha saadha… This should be a universal trait…my wish before I retire for bed…

DRC

no!! dont take it off! its good

Good night.

Awas

u mean all men should becum seedha saadha cos women cant be seedha saadha. hmm..interesting

VIP

Yeah, I mean all….ham, tum sab…

And…its good night from me too…

perhaps you would like a badmaash woman stalker…DRC point to be noted.

Good nite sleep tight

Wow Darcey; Good to see you with a nice thopra! I am as glad as a Gladiator to see you back on the blog. Not to pick up a fight but to see you smiling with those dimples. And the iPOD got a nice new look too. All this is happening after Zeenat Amaan is in pink. Ladies you are making this blog look colourful except for the same old GodFather

While you guys were all chatting, I was snoring. I had my early dinner and slept on the sofa at 6:00 p.m., thats ‘coz I was so tired and then I am up at 10:00. BOY, there is no cricket match either …. am waiting for the Pak SL ODI series.

On stalking…. yeah I miss the women stalkers on cricket ground, since I am watching cricket BA HOSH O AWAS…. there aren’t any female stalkers on cricket ground

Awas yeah it was part of my business coursework in which I sneeked an A !

Abdul

An A…Well done…!

Now how did I guess it?

“I sneeked an A !” ????

Abdul, sneaking is an art and you have accomplished that as well, Oh my, my you are a Nike Sneaker Wonder Boy!

Thank you Javed!

Awas you can live in peace. I just found a better stalking target!

Awww congrats Abdul.

DRC

Woohoo!

Abdul would be real pleased

No no it isn’t Abdul! Woh abhi bechara bacha hai hehehe

Lol Awas, u read my mind! haha

Great minds think alike

DRC

Tau woh kone hai…lucky one?

Now that would be telling!

I really need to go revise but don’t want to

Great minds think alike has another side Awas and it is: “Fools seldom disagree” And DRC this is not for you. So, you better chillo…….. and you are “BAIL COME” for the “Sank You,” you have said to me.

U read my mind………. sweetie tumahara mind hai ya TIME MAGAZINE hai?

Javed

Same difference

Javed, & they also say ” Takes one to know one”, & that is why ure seeing this side! LOL

Sweetie: One of my former employers General Manager, a real paindoo who some how reached that level used to ridicule his subordinates and his pet sarcastic dialogue was i.e. after knocking his knuckles on the wooden table and say: “Meri aqal tou lakri ki hai…. aap aqalmand hain aap batain?” One new trainee officer who was also in that meeting, without knowing his GM’s background asked, “Sir- konsi larki?”

lol, are u telling me ure that larki? ;P

Sweetie

Lol @your comment. Aisay baat ki tau woh lakari say maarey ga…

lakree ya danday se? *gulp**

for theo

http://fashionblog.dailymail.co.uk/

OOOh I have seen her at a store with Gary Linekar- her other half, she looks much better in photos than real life.

Oh and I dedicated it to Theo due to the name, not the women hehe