1. I have seen that news on BBC that Bakhtawar paying tribute to her mother through a rap song. Yes the times are changing and so is the culture. This is exactly she wanted, post that rap song on the internet and people should talk about her and her mother. She thinks that the whole WORLD is weeping at the loss of her mother which is wrong, only a few feel bad about the way she died the rest are doing drama-bazi. But, the happiest person on earth hasn’t stopped showing his teeth since she died. Guess who? Einstein hona zaroori nahee!
2. Your unconditional love for KSA seems to be natural under the circumstances, do I have to tell you why? You have drawn a lot of comparisons and tried to prove that KSA is not the most populated or the most powerful Islamic country in military terms or not a democracy etc., yes we know that but, they are powerful because of the oil and the money they have.
Their Shaikhs and the government officials also exploit the fact that the two Holy Shrines are in the KSA and treat many pilgrimages very badly. My personal experience was very opposite on both occasions, may be I was lucky. But, there are thousands and thousands of people who have complained about bad behaviour and bad attitude from them. And, they are not creating stories just for the heck of it, why would anyone lie after coming back from the holy land? So, there must be some truth.
One of my friends was so disgruntled and dissatisfied that he was saying that both the Holy Shrines or the cities of Mecca and Medina should be independent and not under the control of the KSA Shaikhs and government.
As regards the practicing of Wahabism there is no denial that the youth of KSA are hell bent towards Wahabism and are not only practicing but, actually forcing on people to behave, accept and practice the way they think Islam is. The Muttawas roaming on the streets actually uses a cane and whip the people if they are seen on the streets and mall at the time of the call for prayers. They snatch gold chains from the necks of men if they find them wearing it, by saying gold is forbidden for men. During the post Gulf War era there were reports of them canning the US female soldiers wearing shorts, which resulted in street fights between them and the female soldiers. Anyways these are individual incidents but, there is some truth behind it.
Not every female soldier is interested in fighting a war in Iraq or Afghanistan, take a look at this link please:
No I haven’t seen American History X, I got to see it once but got really bored. I think it’s one of those movies that require patience.
Denzel was great in Training Day, his performance (which got him an Oscar) was very powerful. Although he was the main character in the movie, he still left much more of an impact than the other guy, Ethan Hawke, who was the “good guy”.
Good guys and bad guys. I remember seeing a movie called Taking Lives in which Ethan Hawke plays the role of a bad guy and Angelina Jolie as the Good Bhains.
The movie was filmed in Montreal, Canada. Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 had a tiny role to play in that movie. In other words he was an “aikasTurra.”
Why on earth I am up so early on a Saturday morning? I got up at 6:00 a.m. and now its almost 8:00 a.m. and am feeling bored after seeing out from the window its so dull, cloudy, gloomy and boring. I think I must eat my Paratha breakfast and go back to sleep! In such a weather, you either go out skiing, tobogganing or snuggle into your bed and snore! I prefer the later.
where is Darcey or Ms. DRC ? I don’t understand why you have such a soft corner for a gal who said (twice) that khansahab is a wet lettuce? If she had said it only once then it was pardonable, considering it was a slip of the tongue or a finger on the keyboard. But, the second time she insisted “But, khansahab is a wet lettuce.”
By repeating this, DRC nay khansahab ki ijjat aur paramPara ko lulkara aur, mai nay khansahab ko itnay kachokay diyeh, uskaya, “provoka” magar Khan tuss say muss na hoa. Zaroor Daal may kuch kala hai!
BF, I happen to have baree baree eyes, so ppl cant really accuse me of nething. hehehe
How ever, im gonna keep my eyes on DRC. U cant blame a girl , now can u? After all , Theo noticed too ! LOL
Shame on Prince Harry’s remarks against Pakistani’s by calling a colleague a “PAKI”. Complete embarassment on the royal family and his image as an individual. It’s a complete disgrace , simple as that.
Yes it is disgraceful but the racist British media is behind Harry and the public opinion is with him. Most people are saying that what he said was a joke and not racist.
This country is becoming a global centre for racism and Islamophobia.
If u wouldn’t mind I would like to ask you a question. Don’t u like recieving emails ? because I seem to remember when u were displaying your adress over the site and requesting people to email you. I’m confused on this matter now. Most people I know like recieving mail but u seem different and somehow find it “annoying”.
Not to worry it’s all light hearted bhai and is just a question.
I saw the activist, Inayat Banglawala’s interview on BBC news, on Harry. He condemned it too but was very sensible when he said that it was something that he said three years ago and all kids sometimes make mistakes and say things like that when they later realise that they wish they hadn’t.
He said, as long as Harry is really sorry and has apologised which, he said, he has then it’s acceptable and we should move on to the real issues such as Gaza and the problems being faced by the Asians in this country.
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?”
“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time.
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone.
He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner listened to the following conversation.
The boy asked, “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
The woman replied, “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
“Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, “Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida.”
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,” Son… I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
The little boy replied, “No thanks I was just checking on the job I already have!”
This is called SELF- APPRAISAL. From time to time, we all need to do self-appraisal.
This morning I saw the news about someone called “Lucy Pinder” who had left Big Brother. Prior to today I didn’t know who this person was; I had heard people talking about her but didn’t know who she was and what she did.
So on MSN News I saw her picture. She appeared above-average looking so I explored more and I was amazed to see this beautiful young woman. She is definitely up there with the most beautiful “gories” I’ve ever seen:
No…that wasn’t the problem…it was just a health warning. Let me put it this way, if you were to put your head on her pillows unintentionally, you are likely to get suffocated.
I thought her face was pretty. I wasn’t looking at her “assets” or weapons of mass distraction when I said she was beautiful. If she was fully covered I would probably say the same thing.
I know it’s hard to believe but I go off the FACE first. If the face isn’t good then I also don’t like the rest, no matter how big or wholesome it might appear
Okay, leme teach you something about accountancy. When you balance the books, you don’t just look at the “assets”, you got to consider the liabilities too.
Some “businesses” have no liabilities, and this kind of business (which might suffocate me because it is a very attractive proposition but contains risks) doesn’t seem to have any liabilities.
Even if she has some liabilities, I will convert them into assets by merging and acquiring
i have watched the movie and i kinda like it. and you are so right! the song has so much ‘shirk’ in it, but its nice!
im am an SRK fan. sometimes i think he over acts but overall, he is good
VP but how cute was the story line. It was so cute how even after eating all those gol gappay, he ate the biryani to please his wife.
I hate how Bollywood makes out all men are so sweet, do anything-I-would-die-for-you etc etc Reality is far from that.
I quite like Haule Haule too.
Awas
I very rarely go out of my way to someone is stunning or pretty. If anyone does get that crown, it would be Katrina Kaif. I also thought the girl out of Bab ne banadi jodi, in her plain shalwar kameez was quite stunning.
Incidentally the actresses known to be relatively “prettier” like Aishwarya Rai and Preity Zinta ARE looking better without make-up compared to others.
Well now all you gorgeous gentlemen, it is very rare to find a Bollywood actress or any actress for that matter who is truly stunning minus all the airbrushing, make up/hair etc
It doesn’t matter if Deepika is dark skinned, she should be more true to herself and not come across as something she is not.
I think Kareena, Bipasha and even Rani Mukherjee look fine without make up.
My philosophy is one should not cake oneself in make up so as to appear as a different person. Make up was created to enhance one’s features not transform them. For some people when they do not wear buckets full of make up, it looks as if they are not wearing their mask.
Interesting observation. My subjective view is that make up can never transform someone’s features, it can only enhance them.
I think that is why I find that actresses who are fairer-skinned and generally considered prettier like Aishwarya, Preity or Kareena, look OK even without make-up. This is of course my own personal view.
I also find that generally, better looking girls apply MORE make-up than worse looking ones. It doesn’t make tonnes of sense but it is an observation as I am growing up. It might be a cultural thing again, but I find Kashmiri, Punjabi, Arab girls do put a lot of make-up on, compared to others.
Those in the media are transformed I would say. The amount of make up, products, air brushing and lighting which goes into transforming them is quite shocking.
Under layers and layers of foundation, features can appear different. Even desi brides look so different on their wedding day, in comparison to how they look on a normal day. The power of make up. Make up SHOULD ideally enhance the features.
I am sure if I, who is pretty ordinary looking, if I was to wear the amount of make up these actresses wear, I would be considered ‘stunning’ and ‘beautiful’ too
I am agree about brides. I don’t understand why people dress up so crazily on their wedding day. I have never liked any bride ever, no matter how gorgeous she might be. The amount of make up and jewellery, it’s just sickening and the person starts looking like an alien.
I feel sorry for those husbands who think their prides look pretty on the wedding night and then when the make up wears off they say, WTF? Is this the same person I married?
Yeah it was such a shock when I saw you. I had to go to A+E and then was put in intensive care.
And now the doctor says I got only 1 week to live And he asked me what are your 3 wishes before you die? I said, 1) Pizza 2) Lucy Pinder 3) Pizza + Lucy Pinder + donner kebab, chicken kebab, cheese burger extra mayo and ketchup, southern fried chicken, fried chicken wrap, cake, milk chocolate, maltesers, galaxy, yorkie, ben & jerry’s, krispy kreme……
Yeah because in the real world, we do not all feel the urge to have bits of plastic implanted within us to look like blow up dolls I would have to say, the majority of us are voluptous.
No you haven’t caught me out. So ner!
P.s. why are you checking other people’s brides out :O
Sorry to disappoint but although Bollywood babes get facial surgery, I don’t think the pretty ones have done anything to “affect” their voluptuousness.
Cos when women do that, it “shows”.
Plus although the “frontal” curves can be affected by surgery, the “rear” curves don’t
Javed, Khansahab and Andheeke know what I look like. Don’t be sad, maybe one day you will see me. I would not feel comfortable sticking it on here if you know what I mean. Trust me, you’re not missing out on anything. Ask Khansahab
Bet you din’t know this but you can get ‘rear surgery too. Yeh go figure.
Ok if not surgical stuff, they use other ‘mechanisms’ of looking fuller. Khansahab, you are in denial so it does not matter.
I’ve lived my life believing in some basic principles. One of those is that Neha Dhupia and Katrina are beauty and sex personified. And they are natural and godgifted.
What you are saying is going against my beliefs How can you talk foul like this about other human beings? What happened to your feminism and protecting and promoting women’s rights?
Darcey Agar aap apna Thopra nahee dikhana chahti hain na dikhain per Chowkhta tuo dikha dain ta kay logon ko pata chaly Dimples Kahan hain? Otherwise their imaginations will run wild.
That Wicked Witch of the Wild West is also a very good BAKE-NEE. She makes excellent Tiramisu.
LOL, this reminds me of a Chinese Lady who introduced herself as:
My name is Miss LEE and I have a BAKE-LEE.
And, this reminds me of a joke:
After the Tianamen Square Massacre in Beijing one of the foreign journalists went to Beijing and wanted to cover some news. He sat in a Cafe and sitting next to him was a local Chinese who was able to speak English. So, this journalist asks him:
Kate Winslet got the Golden Globe award, in fact two awards; winning best actress for Revolutionary Road and best supporting actress for The Reader. Ten years ago she was just an EYE TUM BUM, now she is a good actress.
Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.
Guys on your discussion about Bollywood actress I will give my verdict. Anuksha is simply the best of them all followed by Rani’s looks in some films such as Tara Rum Pum and Kank along with Preity. But A.Sharma stands out for me!
Gee the prince’s insult “raghead” was being used frequently in school today. See what an influence this can have on the younger generation.
“Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.”abdul
abdul – Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.
Why meanwhile? And I guess you wanted to say one of my aims is…
If your aim is to learn the 99 names of Allah or the 99 attributes of Allah, first of all you must write your full name. Just writing abdul and that too without a capital A is incorrect.
Abdul is the first part of a compound Arabic name beginning with Abd al, meaning “servant of the” …. such as … “servant of the powerful”
If your name is Abdul Aziz, you must write full name. The general mistake most Indians and Pakistani Muslims make is addressing people by the second half of their name. In case if it is Allah’s attribute such as Rahim, Rahman, Karim, Aziz, Jabbar, Ghaffar, Ghaffoor, Razzaq etc. They all must be read or said with Abdul Rahim, Abdul Karim…… Abdul Razzaq etc.
So, it is better you remember this very important aspect before you learn more. Also, start writing your full name, there is no point in calling yourself only ABDUL. This is an anglicized version of Arabic name because they cannot say Abdul Razzaq or Abdul Mutalib hence they just say Abdul.
There is another assumption that Abdul is a shorter version of Abdallah or Abdullah, which means slave or, servant of Allah. In any case it is wrong to simply say Abdul. Its not like you call someone with his first name like John, Tom or Tim because Abdul is not a complete first name. It is a part of a compound name which remains incomplete if you don’t add anything after it.
I hope you understand my point. If you are not satisfied or not convinced go and ask your masjid Imam.
All these different names you guys come up with from Bollywood these days, I’ve never heard some of them. The only reason I knew about Pudukone was that camera kept focusing on her in IPL matches.
Does anyone these days have time to kill three hours watching Bollywood/Lollywood Khicheries with Asli Aata advert every ten minutes?
Adul, I checked a couple of them…Kaafi motti taazi for actresses. I guess you like good solid women, do you?
I think most people make time to watch movies. Of course your profession entails great responsibility and you are in a “profession” so that in itself means that is your foremost priority.
For non-professional ladies, students and juveniles, there is time at hand but for serious students, it is all about how they apportion time. People like me spend too long messing around and then get stress and panic attacks towards exams and wake up for most nights.
Personally I don’t watch Indian movies to get educated or entertained the way I see Hollywood movies. Bollywood is just this escapism which the whole family can enjoy and have a laugh about. Of course, Bollywood movies have better acting, direction and camerawork than Lollywood movies which is why the former is the automatic selection if there is ever a choice. Yet, they are often very silly and made for relatively uneducated people.
By the way, trends are changing and now all Indian movies are between 2 and 2.5 hours long. Only exceptionally are they now making movies that are longer, such as the recent Ghajini.
I proudly say i have time to watch bollywood movies and i like them….not all of them ofcourse but those that get good reviews. and if u r watching dvd then there are no asli atta breaks in between
Make the best out of it. This time you will always treasure, after that it’s all uphill. Wait till you get Mian/Bachey. There is nothing in marriage after a couple of years (words of wisdom)
khansahab, Abdul you better pay heed to this advice. Ignore it at your peril.
Science and Islam on BBC4 was very interesting and a revelation.
Tell me, when you were reading science did you ever get to know the names such as Ibnul Haithen and many more, the pioneers of modern science, in Western literature?
I’m aware that in medicine they have deliberately taken out any references to the great contributions made by Muslim pioneers from the medical text books.
I also watched the programme and found it to be extremely interesting and amazing. The western world does not talk about Islamic scientists, which is very sad. I was not taught about any of these genius people.
unfortunatley even in Islamic countries, thse people are not mentioned in the school science curricula.
When I studied GCSE History, a quarter of our course was based on medicine throught time. Due credit was given to the impact of Islamic scholars, also how they helped during a time in history know as ‘the Enlightment’, when the Western world will still scavenging in caves and whatnot.
During A level Philosophy and religion, I came across many Islamic Scholars. The course was centred around Judaism. As much as we don’t want to admit it or recognise this, but our religion has so many parallels with Judaism. Funny how we all lived for centuries in relative harmony.
My dad is an avid philosopher and book collectr. He has a few hundred books all just on Islamic scholars and their contribution to the world.
We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.
The Western World are not humble enough to accept that yes they were paindoo too at some point. Illiterate peasants as someone I know calls them but anywhoooo…
When the Western world were throwing their crap (in the literal sense) out of their windows and onto the street (and even passer bys below),; in our part of the world we had an efficient sanitation system. Funny how the Western World suffered from the Plague isn’t it?!
P.s. that is a very kind thing for you to say. Thank you!
May be in GCSC but any references in medical text books of the contributions of Muslims have been deliberately oppressed or even removed. Muslim Hakims were the first ones to perform any kind of surgery but you won’t find many medical students knowing much about them.
By the way, we do admit and recognise that there are so many parallels with Judaism unless you are talking about those Taliban type hiding in caves
The ancient city of Mohenjo-Daro is an Indus valley civilization, well before the onset of Islam in that region. Which books have you been reading?
Hmm in this one book it did say about Muslims and Mohenjadaro and also is it Harrapa. I’m confused now.
Oh and trust me I have met a lot of people who are ignorant about the parallels and if you reason with them all the say is…don’t compare us to those kaffirs. Hmm!
Men can marry women who are Ahle-kitaab but not women. As a child’s lineage and religion is based upon the father’s religion. So for women it is still a no go area.
Yeh those who are beautiful on the inside and the outside are lucky people
This debate is perhaps more apt for the Religion page, but Islam was introduced to the world during the period which Western historians refer to as the “Dark Ages”. The irony is of course that Muslims often say Rasool SAW brought “noor” or light to this world (as in light being brought during the “dark” ages).
The social conditions that the world was suffering through the Dark Ages are remarkably similar to how the Quran mentions these conditions to be. For eg, female babies were buried soon after birth, women were treated as slaves or were treated as a burden and killed, there was widespread ignorance, absence of any semblance of decency or honesty from society.
Harrappa is even older than Mohenjodaro – you definitely are confused. May be you are talking about ancient Nainwa and Babul of Iraq but those are all pre-Islamic civilizations.
Javed I am going to read up on it after my exams. In the book it makes connections between the twol Islam and ancient civilisations. I am pretty confused now.
Nuns and priests take a vow of celibacy hence they can’t marry other nuns and priests. However as per my theory, non-nuns and non-priests can convert the celibate folk
Khanshab,how is economics as an A-level subject. How did u find the course as a whole?
I’m planning to do my A-levels Maths,Economics,Biology and Statistics
By the way who saw chnadi Chowk to China being one of the main headlines on BBC news with interviews with Akshay Kumar and Deepika Panduoke.
Or has anyone heard of secret billionaire?
I like this tune for Chandi chowk. Really beating and cathcy.
No A level is easy, but Economics is relatively easier than other subjects.
I generally found the topic quite easy except 1 or 2 topics that required application of Maths.
A few of them have messaged me and said things like you look so good and we only recognised you from your name. We should catch up blah blah blah! It seems as though they have matured but then again…
I used to get called ‘p***’ as I was the only one in my year group, but then I moved houses and went to a different school, and left those people behind. Now all of a sudden they are all back.
I have a sweet tooth too for lassi, I might take the salty lassi in extreme hot conditions but I would always prefer sweet lassi. I make my own lassi and created several versions:
Original Lassi ( i.e., doodh, dahi & Malai ++ sugar) Rose Lassi …. all of the above plus real Rose Syrup, it gives a lot of fresh taste in your mouth and it also helps in healing mouth and stomach ulcers as Rose petals have this healing properties.
Mango Lassi: A variation just to attract the Gora’s but I prefer to make it more creamy than watery.
Almond Lassi: Using the original Lassi formula instead of Rose Syrup, add Real Almond Syrup, I like the bitter Almond taste in it. On top I prefer sprinkling crushed or powdered pistachio and cardamom. It must be sweet ++
This is theossa and I’ll be using nickname Steeler for the time bieng to support my team Pittsburgh Steelers as I’m a die hard Steelers fan. Our team happens to be in AFC championship game this Sunday. I’m really busy with some projects but I’ll be back soon, Chow -:)
I wish I can show the action of how guys ‘shake their hand by making a noise from the touch of their index finger and thumb and say Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yani kya keh diya!!! Its difficult to express in words here.
I thought you would be heartbroken by now and would be standing atop Golden Gate Bridge to leave for another world after being stabbed by Khansahab and DRC but I guess either you are tough as a Steel Curtain or,
Mushkilein mujh per itni padien keh assan hogien
But remember Sweetie I’m your countryman and I was sincere to you and gave you an early warning about the affairs between Khansahab and “self proclaimed nun” a.k.a. Miz DRC -:)
Btw I’m eating baked Citrus Chicken with South Western style spicy rice and boy it’s sooo good.
Theo while eating Citrus Chicken don’t murder Ghalib’s sher For Pete’s sake
It is:
Mushkilain mujh par Padeen itni kay aasaan ho gayeen!
Itni comes after Padeen not b4.
Ms. DRC is like one of these NUNS….
A US army soldier who came back from Iraq on vacation did not feel like going back to Iraq but, he was being chased by the US Military Police. As he approached the Church, he saw a group of Nuns standing outside the Church on the street. The man begged the Nuns to help him and told them that he did not want to go back to Iraq.
One of the Nuns raised her long skirt and the man hid himself, when the military police came and asked the nuns, have you seen a guy running? They showed him the other direction and the police went running towards the wrong way….. In the mean time this soldier hiding in the long skirt notices that the Nun had nice legs and he tells from inside, NUN, you have beautiful legs the Nun keeps quiet….. then the guy touches the legs and says, They are very smooth and silky. The NUN looses her patience and says:
Go ahead and explore further up and you will see a pair of BALLS ! The man does find balls and comes out all shocked. All the nuns tell him, WE ALSO DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ.
Its about time that you put a face to the name. Upload your best picture on the blog so that no one can say you are a NUN (jo Iraq nahee jaana chahti) So, send khansahab your best pic. NOW.
Sweetie don’t you remember I am suffering from amnesia retrograde? Whats the harm in telling the Zamana?
On hearing the word Zamana Theo will sing with Crispy Chicken in his mouth “ZhhMaaNaa KHhhraaab Haaai DhhhaGAaa nNahHeee DhayNaa..” (Zamana Kharab hai Daghaa nahee dena.) This he will sing for Natalie.
Darcey Andhee Kee is Andhee Kee she is blind. Khansahab has all yes on pink and me, I am suffering from amnesia retrograde so Duniya may aur log bhee tou hain, I mean iss blog per aur log bhee hain for e.g. Theo Awas, ahem.
Hummm, even pictures were exchanged! It’s keep getting bold and interesting.
Javed
Man, being a Pathan Akhroat I’m trying my best to insert Urdu and poetry in my comments. Don’t discourage me and take it “as it is” unless you want me to insert Pushto.
I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment.
I am not worried about how I look, as I have no control over that.I just don’t want to put it up here. I don’t want ever Tom, Dick and Harry looking at my pic!
Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right
I take Skoal sometime while hunting. It’s a flavored American “Niswar”. You know remind me of good old days.
Hur khaar ukhpul khwund ow ukhpul maze, kho Pekhawar kho Pekhawar de kana
DRC
Don’t make this mistake of sending Sweetie your picture. She is also known as Wicked Witch of the West. She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt -:)
Sweetie, the cricket channel on my Sat TV called CBN, or Caribbean Net Work either shows cricket or Old Indian Songs mostly REMIX and you know in the Caribbean there is a huge Indian population and they are also in music especially Reggae, Rumba Samba and what not, so the old songs with new dhin chic dhin chic music sounds good. And then, you can always find them on you tube. Is it that hard for Einstein to know that?
Sweetie its the cricket ka junoon that I had to get this TV channel and whenever they don’t show live matches, they show replays and sometimes in between there are these Indian Golden Greats Remix and even if you are not watching TV and working on the computer the new music in the background with old songs is better than the new songs with new music. There aren’t any lyrics in the new songs and neither there is any flow or rhythm.
Anyways, which Indian channel you were thinking? Saas Bhee Kabhee Bahu Thee type? No, I don’t watch any such channels, sometimes when friends visit they insist on watching Geo TV for news or for Capital Talk or for Dr. Shahid ??? That reeeen reeeeen ronay wala guy? Shahid Masood?
Beats me dude! I have no idea what channels are out there (indian or Paki). I watch ABC, NBC, CBS, History channel, Nat Geo & discovery, & thats pretty much it.
Tum ya tou Nake Parveen ho ya tum itni Oldy Hawn ho kay tumko duniya ka kuch pata hee nahee! News tou sirf Senior Citizens suntay hain. Aur Nerds nat geo aur discovery channels dekhtay hain, aur geeks David Suzuki ko
What do u mean? Do i look like a senior citizen? NBC waghaira pe i watch shows like , ‘ The tonight show wit Jay leno’, Abc pe Boston Legal (which has ended =( ),
History channel waghaira pe different documentaries. Now if u call me senior citizen, ill spread a nasty rumor about u too !! HAHA
Hahaha @ Dhamki…. you know French people love rumours, they say it goes from mouth to mouth. Aur, do I look like a senior citizen per let me tell you the latest. A little while ago one of my friends (not really a friend, friend but a neighbour) came to pick up a DVD from me and he saw me writing on the blog and said, Ahaa…. blogging hori hai? I said, haan hamari cricket ki blog hai.
He came closer to the computer and said, bhai yahan tou larkiyaan bhee hain yae konsi cricket hai? Then he looked at your picture and said, Sweetie? Yar, yae tou Zeenat Amaan lag rehi hai, yae kon hai? Then he asked for blog ka address batao mai bhee likhoonga! I told him jao, jao DVD lo aur dafa ho jao…. if he has read the name of the blog, Zeenat Amaan will ask for Jaan Ki Amaan because he is a number one thurki. LOL…
Boston Legal ki wo kuri achi hai. But, I haven’t watched even one episode, only seen in bits and bobs while flipping channels and when I saw her I recognized her, she used to be in ER or was it something else? And, do you watch House? Dr. House, Hugh Laurie and Cuddy! Other than House, I don’t watch ….. oh yes Heroes but its drifting so aimlessly there is no story, no plot, they are simply dragging it.
I saw Grey’s Anatomy once, but I don’t like their humour, its a bit wacko style. House has an attitude which is very unique and the sense of humour is very dry or dark you can say yet, its very hilarious and interesting. For e.g., once Cuddy comes and says: “House you owe me 50 dollars,” and he replies in a very serious manner, “and you owe me a lap dance.” LOL.
Lately, I have been snowed under with work (not snow). Can hardly keep my eyes open. I’m going to fall over the key board any moment but the nice new pictures are keeping me awake. A full album might do the trick
Every time I turn the new on on tv, there nothing but that lucky NY plane crash. It just shows where the Western priorities lie. They all had a lucky escape, that’s good but are there no other news today?
First of all where is Dead Deer (DRC)? Javed, man you must have ticked her off because she was definitely enjoying my comments, isn’t that true DRC? So it’s entirely Javed’s fault! DRC, show up and say Hi to me and Khansahab. Last time I saw Khansahab was crying out loud and singing this song:
To kahan yeh bata es nasheeli shaam mien
One other guy is missing, Mr. Munir Khan. I know how to get him back and I’ll use my street Pushto to get his attention,
Munir Khana, cherta kuna werke? Ok in a better slang, Inzeer gula cherta ye? -
Sweetie
I hope you did not turn DRC into a Frog that she went missing. We were just kidding so turn her back into the girl she was. She doesn’t like jumping around and eating flies.
Theo, No i haven’t turned DRC into a frog… not yet! only if she manages herself to stay away from BF! hehehe
I had posted a Shrek pushto clip, have u seen it?
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except — ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing,nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoodick.’” “So what’s up with this voodoo dick?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!” The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo dick, the door.” The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo dick, get back in your box!” The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo dick, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said “Voodoo dick, my pussy!” The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “Yea, right… Voodoo dick, my ass!”
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules ‘
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered ’1 ‘
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say WHATEVER you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
Or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
To Give them a laugh.
What Sweetie? You can understand Urdu? Ahhh, I’ve been saying a lot of stuff in the past thinking that you have no clues about Urdu! I hope you don’t understand Pushto or I’ll go hiding somewhere.
F.K.R.
Super stuff, if I could I would give the “Truth and Courage” or Nobel award for something. Simply the best men analysis in a while! Ladies please read and learn and there will be no battle of the sexes anymore.
Awas
Are you getting defensive man? It’s ok if you were humbled by Vanilla iPod. People don’t have controls over such emotions. So let it be told.
A man in England was accused of making a traffic accident, after verifying his 40 year old driving record in which he never made any mistake, no accident whatsoever, the Judge asked him Mr. Right, what went wrong this time that you made a mistake?
The man replied: “Your Honour, this never happened in the 40 years of my driving history that, I was driving behind a lady and she gave an indicator to turn right and, she turned RIGHT. “
Why are you singing AazMaaYesh walay songs for Natalie? Are you in doubt that she is having a relationship with someone else while you were away? Aur agar wo murr gayee tou? Tum Chehlum per pulao khilanay bulao ge kay nahee?
Theo On men rules! My daadi used to say that Allah is male and not female, she used to say, see all the rules are in favour of men, besides he is Allah Mian and not Allah Bibi……
So, some broadminded Muttawa changed it to Allah Ta’ala. Fixed a Ta’ala a lock that no one can change!
Hahaha Sweetie, you’re cool, I was trying to get under your skin but you seem a tough nut to crack but you know one of these days I’ll get you. Remember DRC?
Here is what I seriously think about women. It is against the idea of Feminism, and unlike men what men do and think. Most women seek a good husband, their own home, their own little world with kids, and that’s the secret to their happiness. The one thing I observed and benefited from is that most women like a spontaneous guy. So don’t assume that I don’t know much other than hunting and fishing. I’m smooth baby, LOL.
Guys my brief exams have concluded and now I’m back on LS.
I would firstly like to mention the debatable and controversial development of a 3rd run way at Heathrow airport.
In a way the 3rd run way will bring many advantages for people flying abroad in the future as flights will be able to go quicker and more efficiently. Also from an economical aspect Heathrow’s expansion will consolidate on its lustrous surroundings and could potentially be renown as the “greatest airport on the globe”.
However, there are some savvier consequences which have to be taken into consideration such as the pollution levels and residential property. Britain is already going through a period of recession and it’s unpredictable about its duration and effect but seeming it lasts it will add to the woes of the government and people of Britain due to many people losing out on their jobs and financial property. I also feel from an environmental issue the consequences are beyond acceptable. It will take up to 20% of Britain’s carbon emissions and when you consider the number of people in the UK and various activities that take place you can certainly say that this project is a risk not worth taking. Also asthma cases are set to increase due to the presence of Nitrogen Dioxide. But the impact the lustrous amount of Carbon emissions can have on the environment is fatal which will add to greenhouse temperature and threats such as global warming. Also it will give Britain a poor reputation regarding environmental awareness and activity making them the biggest C02 emitter which will be a shameful to say the least.
Overall having analysed the prospects of a 3rd run way feel that the benefits could be overwhelming but can clearly see the whole scenario as a nightmare both from an economical and environmental perspective and therefore am supporting the likes of campaigners such as “green peace” to prevent the project being applied. Save the environment, Save Britain!
Anyone else agree or disagree ? Please share your views and opinions.
Well i couldn’t've said it ne better myself. Ure a kuree hunter too, that’s why u prolly know so much
DRC? What about her, other than the fishy stuff goin on between her & BF? hehe
Me, and Kurri hunter? Toba toba, where did you get that idea from? Most kurris hate me the way I roll, I mean chicks dig romance and all that, not a hunter as all I can offer is deer jerky, baked fish, and stuffed animals. I don’t have the personality and nor the talent to go with it. King of this department is Khansahab as evident by V-Talk page -:)
Yeah there is one prediction for you, Khansahab will start ignoring you. Don’t ask me why? I’m just being your countryman.
but wen i read ‘why so sad’ i was actually sad cos i had seen some really upsetting pics about an 8 yr old boy in iran whose arm was being crushed under a car publically for stealing some bread.
i am not an avid gamer neither do i have an xbox but i like playing 3D role playing games on pc
Impressive stuff about that extension. Was this topic part of your course work for your tests? Have you just copy pasted your work?
Whatever, with thoughts like that you’ll do well in your GCSC’s. Good luck?
As I advised before, if you want to be a good mathematician, follow what Theossa does aside his hunting skills of female species. I’m sure he can give you a one to one. Learn his first lesson here of what Pythagoras said
Women stalkers are THE worst. This lesbian (very open and proud) used to stalk me in my first year at uni. Then she found a GF and shukar hai mera peecha chora!She used to sit next to me in lectures! ewwwwwwwwwww!
LOL unknown territory will soon become known territory hahaha
Wow Darcey; Good to see you with a nice thopra! I am as glad as a Gladiator to see you back on the blog. Not to pick up a fight but to see you smiling with those dimples. And the iPOD got a nice new look too. All this is happening after Zeenat Amaan is in pink. Ladies you are making this blog look colourful except for the same old GodFather
While you guys were all chatting, I was snoring. I had my early dinner and slept on the sofa at 6:00 p.m., thats ‘coz I was so tired and then I am up at 10:00. BOY, there is no cricket match either …. am waiting for the Pak SL ODI series.
On stalking…. yeah I miss the women stalkers on cricket ground, since I am watching cricket BA HOSH O AWAS…. there aren’t any female stalkers on cricket ground
Great minds think alike has another side Awas and it is: “Fools seldom disagree” And DRC this is not for you. So, you better chillo…….. and you are “BAIL COME” for the “Sank You,” you have said to me.
Sweetie: One of my former employers General Manager, a real paindoo who some how reached that level used to ridicule his subordinates and his pet sarcastic dialogue was i.e. after knocking his knuckles on the wooden table and say: “Meri aqal tou lakri ki hai…. aap aqalmand hain aap batain?” One new trainee officer who was also in that meeting, without knowing his GM’s background asked, “Sir- konsi larki?”
Ok I might not follow the conventional route and I don’t they do, to the extent people believe.
I think a nice personaliy can make people appear not only better looking but more attractive as a whole. This can work the other way too, if a good looking person has zilch personality, arrogance etc etc, they will appear less good looking.
Good moaning ladies and guys on a lazy Sunday morning. Not much is going on the blog, I know we are in deep freeze with below or -20C temperatures but, whats wrong with others? I read some discussion on looks, appearance and personality…….. and VP says of course looks matter……. and I am trying to focus hard on the box, what happened to those good looks? They simply disappeared, mais pour quoi? Whats the idea of having a good iPOD and not using it? Well, I do believe in acchii surat and what DRC is saying is, she is talking about “LaO”. (thats how our Moulvi saab says, “we mast lao each uddar like we lao Gad”.)
When “peepul” are in lao; they see things the way DRC is seeing or saying. It is also in case of a teacher – pupil relationship where some pupils have crush over their teachers and they don’t care about their looks and i.e., more because of the knowledge, experience in short the personality of their teachers other than looks and physical appearance.
BF, first of all, thats a pic of some indian villian right?
& i said what i did, ‘I cant call u BF if that’s the real u!’, cuz u DONT look like a BF in this pic. U honestly tell me if i am wrong! If ne thing u look like a GF (ghunda F*ce)! lolll
Well, i couldn’t tell the difference s i don’t watch either, but u do look like a villian (i mean this pic). So, ure changin ure pic or should i start calling u G F? hehe
It is in the culture of Sicily that our mafia family does business with families from other countries. I am putting a picture of Pakistani mafia men who are my business partners.
Plus my good looks have been passed on to you, and I am nothing much except an old, annoying, senile man.
Of all the countries in the whole wide world why do business with Pakistan?…I know you like Sonny to take-over the family reins but leme tell you something…this “Paki” college friend who is also a friend of Prince Harry tells me that that country is a black whole…so I would say ’forged aboud id’…
DRC and Awas, I hope u don’t mind asking what u got in your gcse’s. Awas should be proud of his results as u require good results to qualify in the field or proffession of chartered accountancy. Perhaps u may have some tips to give me.
Meanwhile did u guys now that us desi’s have the best track record by ethnic group at GCSE level !
I got A’s, B’s and C’s in my GCSE’s. Don’t worry, you will be fine. My younger brother has started his GCSEs too and he is coping fine and everyone does. Wait till you get to degree level beta.
Thank you, did you watch the game? It was fantastic Steelers win against a tough team with a staunch defense. After the win it was all party and snow in Pittsburgh. But the final battle remains and on Feb. 1 with Super Bowl on the stake. Go Steelers!
Look, it’s about time you dump BF and be the first to do it because all signs are he is discouraging you so you would give up. Not only he’s ignoring you, he ignored all your pleas to change his profile pic. You should cast your spell and turn him into a Paindoo like one of his pictures.
Vanilla iPod
So you play 3D games on PC han, Nice! You know, you are one of the rare and precious female species who takes interest in videogame. I hope some guys on LS take notice of that, Awas for example -:)
DRC
God bless you for that link you provided. You know on the Judgment Day when God will ask you,”Dead Deer you are free to go to Heaven with no questions asked”, you’ll be like, “Oh, that’s because all my prayers and good deeds”, God will reply, “No, it’s because theossa was blue one day and you provided him a fabulous web link, with the name Natalie and some nice looking faces”.
Hahaha Theo! I am goin to dump BF, cuz ure right, he ignores me sniff**
No i didnt watch the game. Isnt the final with Cardinals? For a sec i was like Cardinals( St Louis) play foot ball? I thought they were baseball team. Then i realised it was Arizona Cardinals hehehe
& while DRC will be looting mazae in jannat, ull be in hell (Allah na karey) for checkin out those nice lookin faces & Natalie, who ofcourse will be ure hell mates LOLLL
Yeah, how about them Cardinals, watch baby we’ll smoke them in Super Bowl.
Well as far as I’m concern Heaven is all yours. While you’ll be having fun with bearded mullahs I’ll be hanging out and making out with Natalie, Scarlet Johansson, Kaif, and company in Hell. I’m telling you Hell is a hell of a good place, you know Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom will be there to give you lap dances, what you say?
Javed
Man, that president’s inauguration ceremony is boring to me, just a bunch of blah blah blah.
What were the A’s in DRC and why doesn’t your bother contribute on this blog to. Than I’m not the only teenager or is that a step to far for u ?
Meanhile there seems to be a grand golden reception for president Obama . A fresh change for the political world which promises fresh changes especially with Muslim countries following this Big Bushes departure.
That was a GOOD SPEECH from Barak Hussain Obama …… Hillary Clinton was probably wearing two bullet proof vests as she was looking very fat. And Cindy McCain looks like John McCain’s daughter and not his wife.
Theo, I dont want lap dances from the guys u mentioned above, but plz u can take those Mullahs, else ill have to join u in hell, & boy what hell is gonna break loose in hell LOLL
Ahhh Sweetie too bad then; Khansahab will be in heaven along with Awas, Abdul, Javed, and Munir but with 70 virgins each. I’m sure you don’t wanna miss the action there; you take good with the bad. Well, I can meet you in hell during breaks because most of the time I’ll be busy getting whipped, baked, and roasted but like Ghalib said;
Aise jannat ka kia kere koi
Jis mien lakhon baras ke horien hon
I am not a teenager. I wish man. I would contribute to this blog more often but I have exams and essays which are keeping me preoccupied as of late. However, as you ‘kindly’ requested, I will contribute more when I do have the time
Theo…ewww.Agree with Sweetie; those guys are blleeeeeurrgh!
Sweetie, there is another way to make “Jannat” a “Dosugh”; we’ll put Khansahab, DRC, and you together in Jannat. What you think? I’m sure all the other Jannat residents will join my tailgate party in Hell, LOL.
I’m so glad I’m over with my studies. Studies suck! It was so expensive in U.S. I was paying out of state fee in State University of New York at Buffalo for my Masters and all by myself. First, Mathematics is a tough ass subject and then you add the education expenses and the crazy weather of Buffalo, New York to it. It snows here in Pittsburgh also but no blizzards like we used to get in Buffalo. Hey, I had an observation, if you can’t sleep study either your course books or holy book and you’ll feel like sleeping in no time.
You are sounding like my brother who uses such analogies and expressions:
Whenever he went home on vacation my Mom used to make not only good food but used to insist that we ALL must eat more. My brother used to say, “I am full, I am full and I am not lying.” My mother used to insist nai, aur khao and he used to say:
1. God should have made my stomach transparent so that I could have taken off my shirt and shown you my belly is full of food.
2. God should have made two flash bulbs over my forehead so that when I am speaking the truth the green bulb flashes and when I am lying the red one flashes.
These are just a couple of examples that we all used to look at each others face when he used to say this seriously.
You studied Mathematics *faints* Wow..mashallah behind the ‘Mr Cool Guy; routine, there lurks a genius!
I am beginning to hate studying. I really enjoyed the first two years of my degree but now the emphasis has shifted from learning for fun, to work your backside off to get good grades.
Studying is expensive. On top of tuition fees, one has to pay accomodation fees and money for textbooks etc. It all adds up. After my LPC I will be in so much debt, it’s not funny.
If God had given you a third eye and asked you where would you like it? And where would you’ve liked to take it? Remember you cannot refuse it, you have to accept it but, where, on which part of your body?
Yeah that would be nice but I’m not kidding, there were times when I would go to sleep and I would still be solving Physics and Calculus problems in my dreams. I mean come on; I was supposed to dream about Kajol and Natalie not the damn books. At the point I would often think that I’ll end up with my hands and fingers stained with pen ink and that will be the story of my life. I’m reaping the benefits of hard work now, but, now you know why I hunt deer, coyotes, and bears. I have to vent that anger out somehow, LOL.
Apart from swimming in dreams, I fly in my dreams! And, there aren’t any wings or any flaps or anything but, I am flying, I get to see the birds eye view from the top and I have done that many times. Its an amazing feeling.
Shabba Khair because I have been up doing my essays and I am not in my senses at all. Tomorrow will have o start non stop revision, so again I will be sleep deprived. I can’t even speak English properly. So night night/afternoon afternoon.
Pakistan Zindabad…woot woot!
Ok me definitely going and switching this laptop off.
On flying in dreams ………. here is a joke and its a good one, ladies remember you all nag!
There were 2 pirs (saints) and they were neighbours and everyday they used to show some Maojza ( English equivalent??? can’t think of it now) to prove one is better than the other.
One day, one of the pirs was flying over the house of the other one. The wife of the other pir over whose house this pir was flying told her husband when he came home:
Dekha Aaj tou wo Urrr rehay thayy aur aap apnay aap ko bara Pir samajhtay hain.
The husband laughed at his wife’s comment and said:
Ullu, wo – wo nahee thayy wo mai thaa, I was flying!
The wife paused for a second and then she said:
Accchhaaaaaaaaa Tubb hee ko mai kahoon kay Terrhaa Terrhaa kion urr rehay thayy!
LOL Javed; that was then now, when I was a student, but I don’t have to deal with such dreams anymore. About wife kicking me out of the bed, did that happen to you? I remember you said you talk while you are asleep. What happened, did you chatter about Zinta? I would imagine that, LOL. See, I dream a lot but I don’t talk while asleep so she doesn’t know -:)
Yeah Javed, flying in dreams is awesome. When I fly it’s even funnier, I take off like a helicopter and then shoot. My flight is more like a dragonfly, I tilt and change directions. There are certain dreams that frustrate me. One, I find myself into a fight and when I try to break the guys nose, I don’t feel any power in my punch so I get whipped in my dreams. Second, I often see a dream in which I try to kill either a Bull, Lion, or Snake and after several shots they never die. So I find myself having a hell of fight with either of these creatures. I don’t know what those dreams mean?
That’s so true when I punch someone there is no power in my punch either, probably I am punching my comforter or my pillow. aNO, never dreamt of Zinta, not that I don’t want to, but I dream of real ones whom I have seen in real life.
Regarding shooting or killing animals, I often kill snakes in my dreams and I was once told that if you kill snakes in your dreams its a good sign that you have gotten rid of your enemies. LOL… I doubt, I do have a lot of virtual enemies for sure! They also say that swimming in dreams is a sign of success. Dunno whats the sign of flying in dreams?
Another thing, sometimes I am driving in reverse gear and the car doesn’t stop even if you are braking and luckily never hits anything, no accident but it goes back a long way I wonder whats that?
I even dream of my childhood days and that too in detail. I remember asking my mother what happened to the akhroat table? LOL… a carved walnut table that used to be in the corner of our family house in the living room which isn’t there anymore and my mom told me that one of the legs was broken and its in the store since decades and how come you remember, you were just a kid then?
About driving backwards and dream about your childhood, I think it’s an immigrant thing. You probably look back in the past or think often about it so hence those dreams. I sometime dream about my childhood home, I dream that every street is the same, same people but I can’t find our home where it was. The recurrence of the dream is not that often like it used to be but still. Most of my dreams are very colorful so I enjoy sleeping -:)
i would have the third eye on the back of my head so i can see whats happening behind me. but metaphorically speaking, we have a ‘teesri aankh’which refers to intuition or instinct.
about your dreams, i think swimming is good because seeing clear water is a good sighn and flying high is a sign of success, i will not doubt that for you Javed.
fighting and not being able to hurt or punch is i think when you are frustrated with something but you have no control over it.
About the third eye………. when Dr. Mohammad Iqbal went to a “Paagal Khana”, he was introduced to one of the Pagals by saying he is our Allama Iqbal, the pagal replied, when I came in here first I used to call myself Mirza Ghalib. Then, the pagal asked this question about the third eye, and Iqbal said the same like you did. Then the paagal replied, it would have been covered under your hair. Allama Iqbal then changed his mind and said, OK “Forehead” the paagal said, you wanna look ugly like a Monster? Finally when Iqbal gave up the paagal said, ” I would have taken it on the tip of my left hand index finger. So that I can raise my finger and see not only backwards, but upwards, downwards, into my pocket, purse, handbag anywhere I want to use your imagination. Sounds logical and practical to me.
Teesri aankh is Chutti Hisss or 6th sense. But, I have 7 senses so I am not worried about that
Awas, dreams are the ultimate fantasy world, too bad you’re missing out a lot. I think one remembers only the last few dreams before getting up.
It’s lunch time and I’m eating spicy grilled shrimps with salad. I know what you guys are thinking and the answer is, NO! I want to eat it all by myself.
Theo do you make your own lunch or SHE makes it for you? Remember that Sardar joke who committed suicide because of the same old lunch he was getting every day? Kaheen aisa tou nahee, in your case!
Awas, not remembering dreams is a kinda blessing in old age Since last night my dreams are “Beyoncé-ing”Theo did you see the Neighbourhood Ball last night? Obama and Michelle danced on the floor where, Beyoncé sang a special number for Obama and so did Maraiah Carey, Shakira, aiksutra, basutra they all sang.
What third eye on index finger? Practical but not safe at all, It won’t last a week! Theo
LOL, that’s why I said, left hand index finger and not right for right handed blokes, LOL again why is it not safe and why wouldn’t it last for a week? Are you afraid of seeing the details of the backside of the moon or what? Or, there are teeth at the other end?
Javed, Man I tell her to make me something healthy with least fats and least sugars so that’s what I get. Only on weekends or in parties I eat high calorie stuff. Luckily, I don’t have much of an appetite so hunger cravings are rare for me. You know, gotta stay ahead of the game.
Yup Beyoncé and Shakira would be my top dream choices.
OK guys, I gotta go to work now. This is the beauty of being your own boss that when you are having your lunch, I am still at home and now I will get ready and go to work. The secret of relaxing and enjoying a stress free life: be your own boss. Take care.
Here’s a police blotter.
‘ Newport City Police officer Jennifer Harlow says in an affidavit that she went to the Rendezvous Bar on Jan 21 to investigate a report of women fighting. One of the women, officer Harlow said, had called the other a ‘Crack whore’. The woman denied the insult saying she was a “heroin whore”. Lol
Abdul, by complimenting DRC you pretty much stamped your authority that you are a completely straight guy and that you are a 17 year old. It’s natural to be attracted to opposite sex so never shy away from complimenting chicks, they really dig it! DRC is probably blushing and squirming at your compliment. I’m impressed with your boldness. What you like about Sweetie? I think she has pretty eyes and nice nain and nuksh. She also has thick hair that if I were lice I would hide there with the confident to be never found. So what you think? Don’t be shy.
Sweetie
LOL, I can see how offended she would be.
Vanilla iPod
Try reloading your picture on your profile; you were better sad, at least Abdul could see you.
VP, Try deleting the pic u got right now, & then upload a new one. It seems like u have a “black out’ pic, cuz normally u see a grey silhoutte in the pic box if there is no pic.
Now you know why I’m wearing those dark shades like a blind man, LOL. Well, agar Abdul ke kismut mien andhera he likkha hai to koi kia kersukta hai -:)
Ok, try uploading a pic, if it displays on your “profile” page it means it’s successfully loaded. You might not see it with your comments but others will. It takes time to appear. I don’t know why? When I loaded my blind man pic, I could only see it from my cell phone, not from my computer. It displayed next day though.
Sweetie
Before I become a louse I have to ask you what kind of shampoo you use and if you use a fine tooth comb. You know just for self protection -:)
Benazir’s daughter, Bakhtawar pays a tribute to her mother, through a ‘rap’ song…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-LTMbPToGc
Surely the times are changing.
Khan Sahab …
I saw ‘Training Day’, it sure is a nice movie. I liked Denzel Washington.
Have you seen the “American Hinstory X” ?
This is just a great ‘cult classic’ …. absolutely fantastic.
The movie is about racism in USA, a must see.
Munir
1. I have seen that news on BBC that Bakhtawar paying tribute to her mother through a rap song. Yes the times are changing and so is the culture. This is exactly she wanted, post that rap song on the internet and people should talk about her and her mother. She thinks that the whole WORLD is weeping at the loss of her mother which is wrong, only a few feel bad about the way she died the rest are doing drama-bazi. But, the happiest person on earth hasn’t stopped showing his teeth since she died. Guess who? Einstein hona zaroori nahee!
2. Your unconditional love for KSA seems to be natural under the circumstances, do I have to tell you why?
You have drawn a lot of comparisons and tried to prove that KSA is not the most populated or the most powerful Islamic country in military terms or not a democracy etc., yes we know that but, they are powerful because of the oil and the money they have.
Their Shaikhs and the government officials also exploit the fact that the two Holy Shrines are in the KSA and treat many pilgrimages very badly. My personal experience was very opposite on both occasions, may be I was lucky. But, there are thousands and thousands of people who have complained about bad behaviour and bad attitude from them. And, they are not creating stories just for the heck of it, why would anyone lie after coming back from the holy land? So, there must be some truth.
One of my friends was so disgruntled and dissatisfied that he was saying that both the Holy Shrines or the cities of Mecca and Medina should be independent and not under the control of the KSA Shaikhs and government.
As regards the practicing of Wahabism there is no denial that the youth of KSA are hell bent towards Wahabism and are not only practicing but, actually forcing on people to behave, accept and practice the way they think Islam is. The Muttawas roaming on the streets actually uses a cane and whip the people if they are seen on the streets and mall at the time of the call for prayers. They snatch gold chains from the necks of men if they find them wearing it, by saying gold is forbidden for men. During the post Gulf War era there were reports of them canning the US female soldiers wearing shorts, which resulted in street fights between them and the female soldiers. Anyways these are individual incidents but, there is some truth behind it.
Not every female soldier is interested in fighting a war in Iraq or Afghanistan, take a look at this link please:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7817078.stm
Munir sahab
No I haven’t seen American History X, I got to see it once but got really bored. I think it’s one of those movies that require patience.
Denzel was great in Training Day, his performance (which got him an Oscar) was very powerful. Although he was the main character in the movie, he still left much more of an impact than the other guy, Ethan Hawke, who was the “good guy”.
Good guys and bad guys. I remember seeing a movie called Taking Lives in which Ethan Hawke plays the role of a bad guy and Angelina Jolie as the Good Bhains.
The movie was filmed in Montreal, Canada. Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 had a tiny role to play in that movie. In other words he was an “aikasTurra.”
Why on earth I am up so early on a Saturday morning? I got up at 6:00 a.m. and now its almost 8:00 a.m. and am feeling bored after seeing out from the window its so dull, cloudy, gloomy and boring. I think I must eat my Paratha breakfast and go back to sleep! In such a weather, you either go out skiing, tobogganing or snuggle into your bed and snore!
I prefer the later.
I’ve seen Taking Lives too. I really do NOT like Angelina Jolie but I remember she was the only thing I lived about the movie
khansahab
where is Darcey or Ms. DRC ?
I don’t understand why you have such a soft corner for a gal who said (twice) that khansahab is a wet lettuce? If she had said it only once then it was pardonable, considering it was a slip of the tongue or a finger on the keyboard. But, the second time she insisted “But, khansahab is a wet lettuce.”
By repeating this, DRC nay khansahab ki ijjat aur paramPara ko lulkara aur, mai nay khansahab ko itnay kachokay diyeh, uskaya, “provoka” magar Khan tuss say muss na hoa. Zaroor Daal may kuch kala hai!
I really do NOT like Angelina Jolie …. khansahab
Aji mai nay kab rishta jora thaa? I know you must have liked the uncensored version of that scene! Khair.
Javed A Khan
I was going soft on DRC because she is a girl
But DRC should not interpret my sympathy and gentlemanly nature as my weakness
It is like how Pakistan is responding to India saying, “we want peace but if we are attacked we will defend with aggression”.
Well that is just sexism Khansahab
P.s. the above picture is far more acceptable than the bhooooootneeeeeeeeee picture. It is easier on the eye
DRC!!!
“Well that is just sexism”
OMG how can you use adult language, which might possibly be observed by juveniles?
How could you use the word “SEX”?
Aslong as everyone is over 16 years old, it is all good
I know like haaaaaaaaaaawww haaaai
Javed
You should not discourage Khansahab from being nice to me
Aur daal meh kuch nahi kaala…
DRC
Daal mai kuch kaala nahi hai
Aur doodh mai koi makhi bhi nahi hai
Hehe, in Pakistan/India etc, people actually eat makhis and machchars sometimes cos they go inside the mouth
Phir aankh kyun maar rahey ho
hhahaha
Ba-kaouz aankh mai makhi chali gayi thi
Acha…tou phir aankh mein kuch kaala hai? And I don’t mean the pupil!!
Mai sab ki aankh ka taara hoon
Ba-kaouz meri aankh mai makhi chali gayi
acha ji…jo aap behtaahr samajhein
Hmmmmmmmm, BF, how does a makhee fit in ure eye?
Makhee or not makhee, i got my eyes wide open! lolll
GF
You got your eyes wide open cos a makhee hasn’t gone in there yet!
OMG I hope it never happens to you! Because people will start accusing you of being an “aankh maarney waali larki”
BF, I happen to have baree baree eyes, so ppl cant really accuse me of nething. hehehe
How ever, im gonna keep my eyes on DRC. U cant blame a girl , now can u? After all , Theo noticed too ! LOL
GF
If you have baree baree eyes isn’t there a higher chance a makhee might come inside?
In what way will you keep your eyes on DRC? The “I am suspicious about this girl” way, or the “I got my eyes on you…..and I like what I see” way?
Sweetie
“baree baree eyes”
Why don’t you admit what you really meant to say was this:
Yeh kaali kaali aankhen, ye gore gore gaal
Yeh teekhi teekhi nazrein, yeh hirni jaisi chaal
I guess there must be much more that we need to know about you
Maine kya kiya?!
DRC
Kooch tau kiya ho-ga!!!
So, tell us?
Maine par kuch nahi kiya. Honest guv’nor!
Kya baataon
DRC
Koi tau dill ka raaz ho ga?
Ok come here, I will tell you………..
*whispers into Awas’s ear*
Ssssshhhh!Keep it a secret!
DRC
I couldn’t hear a thing you said…I must have dropped my hearing aid. Feel free to email me so I can play a referee between you, khansahab and Sweetie
Shame on Prince Harry’s remarks against Pakistani’s by calling a colleague a “PAKI”. Complete embarassment on the royal family and his image as an individual. It’s a complete disgrace , simple as that.
Abul
Yes it is disgraceful but the racist British media is behind Harry and the public opinion is with him. Most people are saying that what he said was a joke and not racist.
This country is becoming a global centre for racism and Islamophobia.
100% agreed to Khanshab with what u said.
If u wouldn’t mind I would like to ask you a question. Don’t u like recieving emails ? because I seem to remember when u were displaying your adress over the site and requesting people to email you. I’m confused on this matter now. Most people I know like recieving mail but u seem different and somehow find it “annoying”.
Not to worry it’s all light hearted bhai and is just a question.
are u their now ?
I saw the activist, Inayat Banglawala’s interview on BBC news, on Harry. He condemned it too but was very sensible when he said that it was something that he said three years ago and all kids sometimes make mistakes and say things like that when they later realise that they wish they hadn’t.
He said, as long as Harry is really sorry and has apologised which, he said, he has then it’s acceptable and we should move on to the real issues such as Gaza and the problems being faced by the Asians in this country.
Awas
Aankhain, Gaal tou theek hai BUT from where you saw the Hirni jaisi Chaal?
And you better specify what you wanna see, sandal or danda? 
abdul
do you know the difference between their and there?
Bankers Joke:
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?”
“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time.
Awas is your hearing aid plugged in now?
Javed
Comment 38
You just want to see your buddy put into trouble. Thanks!
DRC
No, hearing aid is broke…
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone.
He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner listened to the following conversation.
The boy asked, “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
The woman replied, “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
“Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, “Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida.”
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,” Son… I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
The little boy replied, “No thanks
I was just checking on the job I already have!”
This is called SELF- APPRAISAL.
From time to time, we all need to do self-appraisal.
I see…:( I guess I can’t whisper then.
P.s. I didn’t understand who Javed was referring to in comment no. 38
Not you Darcey!
This morning I saw the news about someone called “Lucy Pinder” who had left Big Brother. Prior to today I didn’t know who this person was; I had heard people talking about her but didn’t know who she was and what she did.
So on MSN News I saw her picture. She appeared above-average looking so I explored more and I was amazed to see this beautiful young woman. She is definitely up there with the most beautiful “gories” I’ve ever seen:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/weird.hobby/R3Py337-wAI/AAAAAAAAAHI/OCncni5kD8E/s800/64312_91261_lucy_pinder10_43_431lo-1.jpg
http://www.autographsuccess.com/lucy_pinder2.jpg
Owing to the very erotic nature of all of her photographs I am unable to post her on Hot Gals.
khansahab
I don’t know whether “She is definitely up there with the most beautiful…” but
She is definitely never gonna sink in a swimming pool is she? And she doesn’t need any floaters either.
Is there something wrong in me that I like so many women but others don’t seem to like as many?
Oh ok Javed
Khansahab
Don’t be sad! I guess you are either VERY appreciative of the feminine form or you are easily pleased. Maybe you will snap out of it soon.
Awas
LOL. She definitely won’t be sinking
khansahab
No…that wasn’t the problem…it was just a health warning. Let me put it this way, if you were to put your head on her pillows unintentionally, you are likely to get suffocated.
Awas
And then I will sing,
“Teri “bahoon” mai mar jaoon sanam…”
khansahab
Don’t you ever die like that as we’ll never be able to say Shaheed khansahab Zinda hai
DRC
I thought her face was pretty. I wasn’t looking at her “assets” or weapons of mass distraction when I said she was beautiful. If she was fully covered I would probably say the same thing.
DRC
khansahab is a liar
Awas
I thought all men would want to die that kind of death
What an honour it would be to die like that. They would probably confer knighthood upon me
Who to believe…hmmm
OMG
I know it’s hard to believe but I go off the FACE first. If the face isn’t good then I also don’t like the rest, no matter how big or wholesome it might appear
Okay, leme teach you something about accountancy. When you balance the books, you don’t just look at the “assets”, you got to consider the liabilities too.
Aabhi bhi aankh mein makhi hai?!lol
Ok Khansahab if you say so
Ok so name some people you don’t like the look of and what is your criteria when going ‘off the face first’
DRC
I really like the song tujh mein rab dikhta hai from rab ne banadi jodi. do u like it too?
Awas
Some “businesses” have no liabilities, and this kind of business (which might suffocate me because it is a very attractive proposition but contains risks) doesn’t seem to have any liabilities.
Even if she has some liabilities, I will convert them into assets by merging and acquiring
DRC
I don’t like the look of many people including British juveniles.
I also don’t like Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johannson etc.
It’s hard to explain what I consider to be a pretty face cos it’s in the eyes of the beholder. But, Lucy Pinder looks pretty to me (embarrassed).
It is a lovely song. The female version of the song is very cute too. Really liked the film aswell.
Although the lyrics are blasphemous
Have you watched the film VP?
Ok then forget British juveniles or ‘goris’, what about desi girls?
Koi gal nai..tussi aaish karo
DRC
i have watched the movie and i kinda like it. and you are so right! the song has so much ‘shirk’ in it, but its nice!
im am an SRK fan. sometimes i think he over acts but overall, he is good
khansahab
Leme warn you, mergers and acquisitions accounting is rather difficult. It will go over your head.
Scarlett Johannson is the best. I’m sure even ladies will agree here???
VP but how cute was the story line. It was so cute how even after eating all those gol gappay, he ate the biryani to please his wife.
I hate how Bollywood makes out all men are so sweet, do anything-I-would-die-for-you etc etc
Reality is far from that.
I quite like Haule Haule too.
Awas
I very rarely go out of my way to someone is stunning or pretty. If anyone does get that crown, it would be Katrina Kaif. I also thought the girl out of Bab ne banadi jodi, in her plain shalwar kameez was quite stunning.
excuse my spelling mistakes please, I tend to type quite fast and not proof read
Katrina Kaif….definitely….
DRC You like this chick?
http://thebollywoodzone.com/blog/images/2008/01/neha-dhupia.jpg
http://www.bollynewz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/neha-dhupia-mtv-style-awards2.thumbnail.jpg
scarlett johansson has an innocent face, she is cute. i like beauties like katrina kaif, preity zinta, monica bellucci and keira knightley.
VP
Agree with you on Katrina, Preity, Monica and to an extent, Keira
DRC
yes i totally agree with u here abt bollywood movie men
khansahab
im not surprised u agree with me
Yummy I wana have pizza…
VP
That’s ba-kaouz I didn’t say, “I am agree” with you
khansahab
lol!! pizza…awww
Neha Duhpia sometimes looks really beautiful and then sometimes quite the opposite, if that makes sense.
Noooooo DRC
Usually she looks pretty and sometimes OK, but she never looks ugly
OMG My standards are so BAD that people don’t even like HER
!
I’m goin through emotional turmoil
DRC
yes i will agree with u on this neha dhupia one too.
khansahab
yes your standards are going down as you are growing up (negative correlation)
Ok for want of a better word, as you know I do not like the word ugly, would be ordinary.
Khansahab, you can appreciate her don’t worry. Like I said, you enjoy yourself.:)
VP how old are you?
guys i will chat to later
sleep attacks!
What about Pudukone, no one mentioned her? Even the name is cute…
DRC
Your comments on Neha’s natural and godgifted beauty and sex appeal were very “ordinary”. You don’t know how to praise do you
Awas
Here you go:
http://z.about.com/d/worldfilm/1/7/g/4/1/DeepikaPadukone.jpg
She is pretty, but after seeing this pic, she seems quite ordinary too.
http://www.india.com/entertainment/movies/deepika_without_makeup_her_23rd_bday_2440
DRC
You have this effect on people to send them to sleep when you start asking their ages.
Lets say, VP is a young scientist of the year…hence I say VIP
But then again Khansahab, I will leave you to appreciate such beauties, don’t want to considered ‘wooo hooo’
I didn’t wana disappoint Awas, but I never liked Deepika.
And yes that picture is certainly NOT pretty.
Where Ms Padukone is from (South India), it’s common for people to be quite dark skinned.
OMG she looks horrific there! LOL Abul will kill me but she looks like Rani Mukherjee there!
http://www.indicine.com/movies/bollywood/bollywood-actress-without-makeup/
OMG
DRC You need to check this out.
Incidentally the actresses known to be relatively “prettier” like Aishwarya Rai and Preity Zinta ARE looking better without make-up compared to others.
khansahab
Still very nice indeed with her Doe eyes…and I like sanwalee saloanees…disappointed?
Buttt…the last time I saw her in IPL with SRK, she had no assets up there so to speak of. Has she had a job done?
Well now all you gorgeous gentlemen, it is very rare to find a Bollywood actress or any actress for that matter who is truly stunning minus all the airbrushing, make up/hair etc
It doesn’t matter if Deepika is dark skinned, she should be more true to herself and not come across as something she is not.
Awas
I’m sorry! Did’nt mean to put her to sleep
Khansahab
I think Kareena, Bipasha and even Rani Mukherjee look fine without make up.
My philosophy is one should not cake oneself in make up so as to appear as a different person. Make up was created to enhance one’s features not transform them. For some people when they do not wear buckets full of make up, it looks as if they are not wearing their mask.
Hence why I like the relatively natural look
DRC
Interesting observation. My subjective view is that make up can never transform someone’s features, it can only enhance them.
I think that is why I find that actresses who are fairer-skinned and generally considered prettier like Aishwarya, Preity or Kareena, look OK even without make-up. This is of course my own personal view.
I also find that generally, better looking girls apply MORE make-up than worse looking ones. It doesn’t make tonnes of sense but it is an observation as I am growing up. It might be a cultural thing again, but I find Kashmiri, Punjabi, Arab girls do put a lot of make-up on, compared to others.
DRC
Where is “the relatively natural look”???
Zara jalwa tau dikhao!!!
Those in the media are transformed I would say. The amount of make up, products, air brushing and lighting which goes into transforming them is quite shocking.
Under layers and layers of foundation, features can appear different. Even desi brides look so different on their wedding day, in comparison to how they look on a normal day. The power of make up. Make up SHOULD ideally enhance the features.
I am sure if I, who is pretty ordinary looking, if I was to wear the amount of make up these actresses wear, I would be considered ‘stunning’ and ‘beautiful’ too
Awas
I do not want to scare the LS members with my thobra
Although a few people on here have seen what I look like; I think they are still recovering
DRC
I am agree about brides. I don’t understand why people dress up so crazily on their wedding day. I have never liked any bride ever, no matter how gorgeous she might be. The amount of make up and jewellery, it’s just sickening and the person starts looking like an alien.
I feel sorry for those husbands who think their prides look pretty on the wedding night and then when the make up wears off they say, WTF? Is this the same person I married?
Now Khansahab, apply that ideaology to actresses and those in the media. It is one and the same thing; as much as you guys will not want to admit it.
DRC
Yeah it was such a shock when I saw you. I had to go to A+E and then was put in intensive care.
And now the doctor says I got only 1 week to live
And he asked me what are your 3 wishes before you die? I said, 1) Pizza 2) Lucy Pinder 3) Pizza + Lucy Pinder + donner kebab, chicken kebab, cheese burger extra mayo and ketchup, southern fried chicken, fried chicken wrap, cake, milk chocolate, maltesers, galaxy, yorkie, ben & jerry’s, krispy kreme……
Don’t degrade yourself like I do!!
See told you my thobra has shocking consequences. See what happened to bechara Khansahab
DRC
But people like Neha Dhupia, Katrina look OK without make up too.
And what about the bodies? Brides aren’t voluptuous like them!!
Hain? See I caught you there
DRC
What you think about my food list there?
Yeah because in the real world, we do not all feel the urge to have bits of plastic implanted within us to look like blow up dolls
I would have to say, the majority of us are voluptous.
No you haven’t caught me out. So ner!
P.s. why are you checking other people’s brides out :O
DRC
Sorry to disappoint but although Bollywood babes get facial surgery, I don’t think the pretty ones have done anything to “affect” their voluptuousness.
Cos when women do that, it “shows”.
Plus although the “frontal” curves can be affected by surgery, the “rear” curves don’t
DRC
“a few people on here have seen what I look like”
Who are those chosen ones…you haven’t met some sons of Moses have you?
I’m jealous
Impressive food list.
I baked a chocolate and orange cake earlier. It was nice. Tasted like Terry’s Chocolate Orange
OK
I’m gonna go off and do some work now!!
Takecare
DRC, will probably ring you sometime tomorrow……
Javed, Khansahab and Andheeke know what I look like. Don’t be sad, maybe one day you will see me. I would not feel comfortable sticking it on here if you know what I mean. Trust me, you’re not missing out on anything. Ask Khansahab
Bet you din’t know this but you can get ‘rear surgery too. Yeh go figure.
Ok if not surgical stuff, they use other ‘mechanisms’ of looking fuller. Khansahab, you are in denial so it does not matter.
DRC
I’ve lived my life believing in some basic principles. One of those is that Neha Dhupia and Katrina are beauty and sex personified. And they are natural and godgifted.
What you are saying is going against my beliefs
How can you talk foul like this about other human beings? What happened to your feminism and protecting and promoting women’s rights?
Humm! “rear surgery” that’s a revelation!!
Good night!
Yeh I read about rear surgery a few years back in Marie Claire Awas
Allah Hafiz/Shabba Khair Khansahab. Don’t worry I will tell you like it is when you phone tomorrow
Ok better get back to my essay.
Allah Hafiz and Shabba Khair!
Darcey Agar aap apna Thopra nahee dikhana chahti hain na dikhain per Chowkhta tuo dikha dain ta kay logon ko pata chaly Dimples Kahan hain? Otherwise their imaginations will run wild.
DRC
That Wicked Witch of the Wild West is also a very good BAKE-NEE. She makes excellent Tiramisu.
LOL, this reminds me of a Chinese Lady who introduced herself as:
My name is Miss LEE and I have a BAKE-LEE.
And, this reminds me of a joke:
After the Tianamen Square Massacre in Beijing one of the foreign journalists went to Beijing and wanted to cover some news. He sat in a Cafe and sitting next to him was a local Chinese who was able to speak English. So, this journalist asks him:
How often do you have Elections?
EVELY MALNING replied the Chinaman.
Btw, where is ANDHEEKE?????
Kate Winslet got the Golden Globe award, in fact two awards; winning best actress for Revolutionary Road and best supporting actress for The Reader. Ten years ago she was just an EYE TUM BUM, now she is a good actress.
Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.
Guys on your discussion about Bollywood actress I will give my verdict. Anuksha is simply the best of them all followed by Rani’s looks in some films such as Tara Rum Pum and Kank along with Preity. But A.Sharma stands out for me!
Gee the prince’s insult “raghead” was being used frequently in school today. See what an influence this can have on the younger generation.
Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.
Abdul
Was everybody calling each other “raghead”, “raghead” at school??
“there” and “their”…you are quite right, it wouldn’t have gone in the English’s head…I still don’t know the difference and I’m not even English
“Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.” abdul
no & know
no & know
Same difference!
LOL @ awas
Ps
And do you remember ” Lovely No?”
That is Shakti Rape Kapoor’s pet dialogue when he drools over a pretty face!
abdul – Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.
Why meanwhile? And I guess you wanted to say one of my aims is…
If your aim is to learn the 99 names of Allah or the 99 attributes of Allah, first of all you must write your full name. Just writing abdul and that too without a capital A is incorrect.
Abdul is the first part of a compound Arabic name beginning with Abd al, meaning “servant of the” …. such as … “servant of the powerful”
If your name is Abdul Aziz, you must write full name. The general mistake most Indians and Pakistani Muslims make is addressing people by the second half of their name. In case if it is Allah’s attribute such as Rahim, Rahman, Karim, Aziz, Jabbar, Ghaffar, Ghaffoor, Razzaq etc. They all must be read or said with Abdul Rahim, Abdul Karim…… Abdul Razzaq etc.
So, it is better you remember this very important aspect before you learn more. Also, start writing your full name, there is no point in calling yourself only ABDUL. This is an anglicized version of Arabic name because they cannot say Abdul Razzaq or Abdul Mutalib hence they just say Abdul.
There is another assumption that Abdul is a shorter version of Abdallah or Abdullah, which means slave or, servant of Allah. In any case it is wrong to simply say Abdul. Its not like you call someone with his first name like John, Tom or Tim because Abdul is not a complete first name. It is a part of a compound name which remains incomplete if you don’t add anything after it.
I hope you understand my point. If you are not satisfied or not convinced go and ask your masjid Imam.
All these different names you guys come up with from Bollywood these days, I’ve never heard some of them. The only reason I knew about Pudukone was that camera kept focusing on her in IPL matches.
Does anyone these days have time to kill three hours watching Bollywood/Lollywood Khicheries with Asli Aata advert every ten minutes?
Adul, I checked a couple of them…Kaafi motti taazi for actresses. I guess you like good solid women, do you?
Awas
I think most people make time to watch movies. Of course your profession entails great responsibility and you are in a “profession” so that in itself means that is your foremost priority.
For non-professional ladies, students and juveniles, there is time at hand but for serious students, it is all about how they apportion time. People like me spend too long messing around and then get stress and panic attacks towards exams and wake up for most nights.
Personally I don’t watch Indian movies to get educated or entertained the way I see Hollywood movies. Bollywood is just this escapism which the whole family can enjoy and have a laugh about. Of course, Bollywood movies have better acting, direction and camerawork than Lollywood movies which is why the former is the automatic selection if there is ever a choice. Yet, they are often very silly and made for relatively uneducated people.
By the way, trends are changing and now all Indian movies are between 2 and 2.5 hours long. Only exceptionally are they now making movies that are longer, such as the recent Ghajini.
khansahab
Lol @ “panic attacks”….don’t we all…
Yeah, good escapism I guess…but that Asli Aata advert drives me mad. If cricket is on it’s after every over
I proudly say i have time to watch bollywood movies and i like them….not all of them ofcourse but those that get good reviews. and if u r watching dvd then there are no asli atta breaks in between
VIP
Good for you…I bet you are still a lucky student.
They have nothing much to do…gossip and movies
Awas
yes i am a very lucky student indeed and i am very happy about it
VIP
Make the best out of it. This time you will always treasure, after that it’s all uphill. Wait till you get Mian/Bachey. There is nothing in marriage after a couple of years (words of wisdom)
khansahab, Abdul you better pay heed to this advice. Ignore it at your peril.
Awas
i completely agree with u and thanks for the words of wisdom. very useful
VIP
Science and Islam on BBC4 was very interesting and a revelation.
Tell me, when you were reading science did you ever get to know the names such as Ibnul Haithen and many more, the pioneers of modern science, in Western literature?
I’m aware that in medicine they have deliberately taken out any references to the great contributions made by Muslim pioneers from the medical text books.
Awas
I also watched the programme and found it to be extremely interesting and amazing. The western world does not talk about Islamic scientists, which is very sad. I was not taught about any of these genius people.
unfortunatley even in Islamic countries, thse people are not mentioned in the school science curricula.
When I studied GCSE History, a quarter of our course was based on medicine throught time. Due credit was given to the impact of Islamic scholars, also how they helped during a time in history know as ‘the Enlightment’, when the Western world will still scavenging in caves and whatnot.
During A level Philosophy and religion, I came across many Islamic Scholars. The course was centred around Judaism. As much as we don’t want to admit it or recognise this, but our religion has so many parallels with Judaism. Funny how we all lived for centuries in relative harmony.
My dad is an avid philosopher and book collectr. He has a few hundred books all just on Islamic scholars and their contribution to the world.
We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.
drc
its funny how one has to study history or philosophy and religion to know about islamic science whereas it could be mentioned during science classes.
and about yesterday, make up or not, u r a beautiful person so dont change.
inward beauty lasts way longer than outward beauty
VP
The Western World are not humble enough to accept that yes they were paindoo too at some point. Illiterate peasants as someone I know calls them but anywhoooo…
When the Western world were throwing their crap (in the literal sense) out of their windows and onto the street (and even passer bys below),; in our part of the world we had an efficient sanitation system. Funny how the Western World suffered from the Plague isn’t it?!
P.s. that is a very kind thing for you to say. Thank you!
I am addicted to this song
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WV6HRq3SM
DRC
May be in GCSC but any references in medical text books of the contributions of Muslims have been deliberately oppressed or even removed. Muslim Hakims were the first ones to perform any kind of surgery but you won’t find many medical students knowing much about them.
By the way, we do admit and recognise that there are so many parallels with Judaism unless you are talking about those Taliban type hiding in caves
The ancient city of Mohenjo-Daro is an Indus valley civilization, well before the onset of Islam in that region. Which books have you been reading?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ox7P5sNqXjg&feature=related
I prefer it when Amanat Ali sings it.
P.s. Khansahab Neha is in this vid
Hmm in this one book it did say about Muslims and Mohenjadaro and also is it Harrapa. I’m confused now.
Oh and trust me I have met a lot of people who are ignorant about the parallels and if you reason with them all the say is…don’t compare us to those kaffirs. Hmm!
VIP/DRC
Inward beauty than outward??? Very diplomatic!!!
I would rather inward and outward both when it comes to beauty?
DRC
Kafirs!!! Laholewalla…they are Ahle-kitaab. Even a marriage is allowed with them. So, you have much more choice now
Awas
inward and outward beauty? a lethal combination very rarely found.
DRC
So, don’t worry if you get stitched up with a gora even
VIP
If you say things like that then khansahab will never be able to find his suitor
Men can marry women who are Ahle-kitaab but not women. As a child’s lineage and religion is based upon the father’s religion. So for women it is still a no go area.
Yeh those who are beautiful on the inside and the outside are lucky people
Awas
i think he can live with just the outward beauty.
Awas
Likelihood of getting hooked up with a gora is zilch. I prefer Pakistani men
*whistles and walks off*
VIP
I think you probably got that right as far as khansahab is concerned…he is such a sucker
Where is he hiding today???
DRC
Ohhh!!! That’s sweet but you got to broaden your horizons
I’d rather remain a nun fanks you much much
DRC
wht makes u feel like that?
This debate is perhaps more apt for the Religion page, but Islam was introduced to the world during the period which Western historians refer to as the “Dark Ages”. The irony is of course that Muslims often say Rasool SAW brought “noor” or light to this world (as in light being brought during the “dark” ages).
The social conditions that the world was suffering through the Dark Ages are remarkably similar to how the Quran mentions these conditions to be. For eg, female babies were buried soon after birth, women were treated as slaves or were treated as a burden and killed, there was widespread ignorance, absence of any semblance of decency or honesty from society.
VP
What being a nun or not marrying a gora?:D
Being a nun
We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was. DRC
DRC, really? I mean was Mohenjo-daro (Mound of the Dead) is almost 5000 years old civilization, what has that got to do with Islamic World?
Until I come across and meet the right person, I will remain a nun.:D
Do you like my theory?
DRC
I think alot of us are nuns and priests until we come across and meet the right nun or priest
Harrappa is even older than Mohenjodaro – you definitely are confused. May be you are talking about ancient Nainwa and Babul of Iraq but those are all pre-Islamic civilizations.
DRC
your theory is very good. wht khansahab is saying is also good.
Javed I am going to read up on it after my exams. In the book it makes connections between the twol Islam and ancient civilisations. I am pretty confused now.
Khansahab
You priest? Hmmmm LOL
DRC
Why, can’t priests not be straight?
Nuns and priests take a vow of celibacy hence they can’t marry other nuns and priests. However as per my theory, non-nuns and non-priests can convert the celibate folk
I’m getting well confused :p
Priests can be straight. However, I did not know appreciating Lucy Pinder and the likes are a part of your celibacy vow hehehe
DRC
You put Lucy Pinder’s pic in front of our Mullahs and see how celibate their reaction is!
She is the type who can flip the “niyat” of an innocent man. Basically, a temptress.
Khansahab, after my exams I will help you find someone
DRC
Didn’t you read what I said; I am observing celibacy, so save yourself the effort
well duhhhh you also said until you meet the right nun?!
No, I insist :p
No, but the longer I stay celibate, the better for my psychological state of self denial and guilty perverted conscience?
Koi haal nai tera..mundaya!
DRC
“We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.”
Mohenjo-daro was built around 2600 BC and abandoned around 1900 BC so it can’t be regarded as a part of Islamic world.
You can say how advanced our Indus valley civilization was back then.
I am sorry Javed already said the same thing.
Khanshab,how is economics as an A-level subject. How did u find the course as a whole?
I’m planning to do my A-levels Maths,Economics,Biology and Statistics
By the way who saw chnadi Chowk to China being one of the main headlines on BBC news with interviews with Akshay Kumar and Deepika Panduoke.
Or has anyone heard of secret billionaire?
I like this tune for Chandi chowk. Really beating and cathcy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DBbQgo5KcRo
Abul
No A level is easy, but Economics is relatively easier than other subjects.
I generally found the topic quite easy except 1 or 2 topics that required application of Maths.
Good luck.
Wasim
I also said the same thing in comment 139 even earlier…
It just shows every one thinks but no one reads
Say if someone who used to pick on you during your childhood, decides to add you on Facebook, should one accept or reject them?
Aceptance to show that maybe you have done ok for yourself and are a better person.
Reject them to make a point.
It’s funny how a lot of people from my primary school are adding me all of a sudden and sending me messages. Hmmm!
DRC
Don’t do anything, to show them that they are not even worth debating whether to add or reject on Facebook
They are gathering up. There is like a whole cluster of them!
I was the only one who didn’t go to the reunion either hehe.
I’m a rebel me!
DRC
you should add them! and show them u r up for any challenges cos u r a mature sensible young lady now!
A few of them have messaged me and said things like you look so good and we only recognised you from your name. We should catch up blah blah blah! It seems as though they have matured but then again…
I used to get called ‘p***’ as I was the only one in my year group, but then I moved houses and went to a different school, and left those people behind. Now all of a sudden they are all back.
I’m well confuzzled *scratches head*
are they all goray?
Oui. Females and males.
Do you reckon then all want to gang up and get me in a public place, so that they can be beat me up?!
Just joking.
DRC
How did they message you? Or was it a massage?
VIP
Perhaps some kaaley too
Goray, kaalay…are these words politically correct?
DRC
yes DRC u can add them. i am sure thay hav grown up too.
Awas
yeh goray ..kaaley, all good
VIP
“all good” really?
Why do I sense a hint of sarcasm in your smile or are you just a happy bunny?
Awas
happy bunny
can i ask u wht is the history behind your name Awas?
WHY you ask me questions like that???
You are making me nervous now…saara raaz sub ko bata doon!!!
ok ok ..dont! preserve the secret and dont be too nervous, its all good
VIP
Worry NOT.
I was only kidding you.
There is however an interesting story there surrounding my real name but that will mean giving out my real name which I don’t mean to right now.
I like how you give up so readily…Lol It must be dead easy for your lot to twist your arm
Ewww massages freak me out.
Was definitely messages.
On Aunty VP’s orders, one shall add them
DRC my child, u shall be fine
Awas!
i wasnt giving in, just helping u keep ur secret a secret..hehe
Ayeeeeeeeeee
VIP
I don’t know whether to believe this…
(with eyes squinting)
DRC
Is there any one who doesn’t like massages?
What about giving one then?
DRC
Who pinched you there?
Awas
aww u can believe it. seriously
i feel like having lassi now
I don’t mind giving them but I can’t stand them.
I never used to like people amking physical contact with me, shaking my hand or hugging me either at one point..
My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe.
VIP
Okay! fine, i believe you.
What do you see so different in my name by the way…is it odd?
Lasi? What kind?
DRC
You will put off many good suitors with weird feelings like that
Awas
ur name is not odd, but i thot maybe it was short for Awais.
and meethi lassi im talking abt..yummy..
VIP
You are quite far off with Awais…
I prefer salty Lassi with dinner…otherwise mango lassi at this time. But no desi mangoes these days
Mum makes mango lassi which is just yummmmmmmm..
Awas…. fair point but hey what can one do.
LOL it’s not like the first question a potential suitor will ask me is ‘do you like massages?’
If he did….i’d RUN!
i have already had some lassi too! made it using greek yogurt. i cant have salty lassi only sweet.
DRC
No, usually that’s not the first question…often the last
I make the best mango lassi…
That’s all folks!
Good night!
Good nite sweet dreams
I’m sooooo not looking forward to the question and answering sessions in that case Awas LOL.
Right me offskis.
Allah Hafiz
DRC
good nite sweet dreams x
Vanilla Pod …….. milao hath
I have a sweet tooth too for lassi, I might take the salty lassi in extreme hot conditions but I would always prefer sweet lassi. I make my own lassi and created several versions:
Original Lassi ( i.e., doodh, dahi & Malai ++ sugar)
Rose Lassi …. all of the above plus real Rose Syrup, it gives a lot of fresh taste in your mouth and it also helps in healing mouth and stomach ulcers as Rose petals have this healing properties.
Mango Lassi: A variation just to attract the Gora’s but I prefer to make it more creamy than watery.
Almond Lassi: Using the original Lassi formula instead of Rose Syrup, add Real Almond Syrup, I like the bitter Almond taste in it. On top I prefer sprinkling crushed or powdered pistachio and cardamom. It must be sweet ++
My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe. DRCEYYYYYYY ??????
What the HELLO is going on here?
Javed, lemme tell u whats goin on here. CHEATING, that too khulaam khula LOL tsk tsk BF!!
Sweetie who is cheating against who? Please don’t play riddles spell it out.
Here is the new National Anthem for Pakistan under Zardari’s Rule.
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay,gas,bijli ka bohran
Quam mulk sub-gharak Nawaz,wakil paainda bad
Bainazir dunya say farar
Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon main ranga sara saal
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Im not riddler u see
U mean your BF is cheating? Kaan Khencho iskay!
inni dour se ? howwwww
ishhhhh! LOL
Salam all
This is theossa and I’ll be using nickname Steeler for the time bieng to support my team Pittsburgh Steelers as I’m a die hard Steelers fan. Our team happens to be in AFC championship game this Sunday. I’m really busy with some projects but I’ll be back soon, Chow -:)
Theo, chow or ciao? unless ure project = lunch ( tat too chinese) hehe
LOL @ hungry Sweetie thinking of Chow Min Chinese food. Btw, nice photo Sweetie you are in the pink of your health now, are you?
Go Steeler Go …. good to know that you are busy other than being in Natalie’s hujraa !
Lol… Javed, ull be shocked to learn that this pic was taken less than a week, after i was released from the ICU! haha
On your isshhhhhh
I wish I can show the action of how guys ‘shake their hand by making a noise from the touch of their index finger and thumb and say Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yani kya keh diya!!! Its difficult to express in words here.
Oh, Sweetie:
I thought you would be heartbroken by now and would be standing atop Golden Gate Bridge to leave for another world after being stabbed by Khansahab and DRC but I guess either you are tough as a Steel Curtain or,
Mushkilein mujh per itni padien keh assan hogien
But remember Sweetie I’m your countryman and I was sincere to you and gave you an early warning about the affairs between Khansahab and “self proclaimed nun” a.k.a. Miz DRC -:)
Btw I’m eating baked Citrus Chicken with South Western style spicy rice and boy it’s sooo good.
ICU why on earth you have to go to the ICU?
You mean International Court of Unity?
I Cant Understand …. this
& so sowwie. Thanks!
Natalie ka hujra? LOL natalie will dump him & run off just hearing the word hujra.
GF
There’s no cheating going on! I’m as committed as can be
Aazma key dekhlo…..jaan haazir hai…..
(old Indian movie dialogue)
(shudders)
I haven’t done anything ahem
Theo while eating Citrus Chicken don’t murder Ghalib’s sher For Pete’s sake
It is:
Mushkilain mujh par Padeen itni kay aasaan ho gayeen!
Itni comes after Padeen not b4.
Ms. DRC is like one of these NUNS….
A US army soldier who came back from Iraq on vacation did not feel like going back to Iraq but, he was being chased by the US Military Police. As he approached the Church, he saw a group of Nuns standing outside the Church on the street. The man begged the Nuns to help him and told them that he did not want to go back to Iraq.
One of the Nuns raised her long skirt and the man hid himself, when the military police came and asked the nuns, have you seen a guy running? They showed him the other direction and the police went running towards the wrong way….. In the mean time this soldier hiding in the long skirt notices that the Nun had nice legs and he tells from inside, NUN, you have beautiful legs the Nun keeps quiet….. then the guy touches the legs and says, They are very smooth and silky. The NUN looses her patience and says:
Go ahead and explore further up and you will see a pair of BALLS ! The man does find balls and comes out all shocked. All the nuns tell him, WE ALSO DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ.
Hawwww haiii
I can’t believed you compared me to a he-she
I am so not
*runs off and cries*
I haven’t done anything ahem
ahahahaha ha Chor ki Darcey may Tinka
Inni jaldi ansoo WE aagaye!
Chal Jhooti
Darcey
Its about time that you put a face to the name. Upload your best picture on the blog so that no one can say you are a NUN (jo Iraq nahee jaana chahti) So, send khansahab your best pic. NOW.
Good one Javed. & btw Bm (bhollakkar miyan or monster), i did tell u about what happened rite?
Theo, i remember u telling me that & boy were u right! sniff**
BF, u cheatin on me khuley aam & keep sayin ure not! Me gonna cheat on u too & deny it.
DRC,’I haven’t done anything ahem’, tats what u call choor ki darhee mein tinka! lol
Javed A Khan
DRC has sent me her pic already…
Sweetie don’t you remember I am suffering from amnesia retrograde? Whats the harm in telling the Zamana?
On hearing the word Zamana Theo will sing with Crispy Chicken in his mouth “ZhhMaaNaa KHhhraaab Haaai DhhhaGAaa nNahHeee DhayNaa..” (Zamana Kharab hai Daghaa nahee dena.) This he will sing for Natalie.
*pass out**
See!!!
I don’t want to upload my picture on here though Javed. So I guess you can confirm the nun-ish looks hahaha
You have already seen what I look like, so has Khansahab and so has Andheeke.
Sweetie…
Khansahab only has eyes for you
Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily
Darcey Andhee Kee is Andhee Kee
she is blind. Khansahab has all yes on pink and me, I am suffering from amnesia retrograde so Duniya may aur log bhee tou hain, I mean iss blog per aur log bhee hain for e.g. Theo 
Awas, ahem.
Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily
Hawwwwwwwwwwwwww Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ahmed Faraz Arz KerDaa Aye:
Apnay aansoo apni aankhaon may rehain tou Mehr-O-Mah
Gir kay duniya ki nazraon may aabroo paye tou Kya?
Got it or need translation?
Yeah he used to, until u jumped in the pic & now his eyes are , ‘ kahin pe nighaein , kahin pe nishana’! lolll
Khansahab @ 236
Hummm, even pictures were exchanged! It’s keep getting bold and interesting.
Javed
Man, being a Pathan Akhroat I’m trying my best to insert Urdu and poetry in my comments. Don’t discourage me and take it “as it is” unless you want me to insert Pushto.
Aam khawo, drukht mut count kero
You have seen what I look like on numerous occasions.
To be honest, I do not want to upload my picture on here for several reasons.
You should take badaams for the amnesia.
& DRC, i havent seen u/ure pic.
Yeah and Sweetie trust me you are waaaaaaaaaaaay more prettier than me, so you have nothing to worry about!
LOL @ Niswar Khao Dibbya mut count kero!
Yes Theo even FOTOs were ekChanged. Daal may kuch kaala hai itthay!
DRC, im sure even without seeing ure pic that ure wayyy prettier. But it doesnt matter now does it? I am worried since BF is……… SNIFF**
Darcey
Sweetie is as cool as a cucumber and she is seldom worried about her looks, thats why she has posted her ChowKhata on the blog.
Tusi Wee Cool ho jao aur Chaap Dou Thopra apna
lol@ Javed. BM!! i dont worry about my looks at all. Jesi boothi hei wesi hi deikhay gee! LOL
I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment.
I am not worried about how I look, as I have no control over that.I just don’t want to put it up here. I don’t want ever Tom, Dick and Harry looking at my pic!
Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right
As I know what Sweetie looks like, I don’t mind sending her my pic but I will not upload it on here. Sorry!
Sweetie…you are soooooooo wrong!
I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment. Darcey
So, you don’t look @ the mirror at all?
Javed
I take Skoal sometime while hunting. It’s a flavored American “Niswar”. You know remind me of good old days.
Hur khaar ukhpul khwund ow ukhpul maze, kho Pekhawar kho Pekhawar de kana
DRC
Don’t make this mistake of sending Sweetie your picture. She is also known as Wicked Witch of the West. She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt -:)
Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right Darcey
Haiiii Daal may Palak Bhee nahee!
And the second part of this sentence is so typical desi translation of Urdu to English
“khansahab will you put these people right.”
Its like a guy teasing a girl repeatedly and she gets cheesed off and says:
Mustansarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will say something!
She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt – Theo / Steeler
Deer or a Frog?
To use as a fishing bait
I would like Sweetie to turn DRC into a frog as Javed suggested, Sweetie it’s better be with eye lashes, hahaha.
You lot are soooooooooooo mean.
Leave me alone
Javed
I’m allergic to the mirror
Sweetie on your Kahin pe nigahe kahin pe nishana
Here is the REMIX of that song………. must see !
Theo, u mean a deer, or a frog wit eye lashes? hehehe
Javed I’m allergic to the mirror DRC
You mean to say that bakaoz, the mirror stopped telling you who is the FATEST of the FATSO of ALL?
Hey guys gotta go, I will talk to you guys tomorrow, have a rainy day for DRC and a nice day for the rest.
Javed get lost
OK me gotta go as well, Darcey please cry a little more………….. you look sweet when you cry!
Theo, ill transform u into a deer & then ull know how those poor deers feel when u hunt them =(
DRC, im not gonna transform u into anything. Im sure u look great the way u are. But girl u need to stay away from BF!! LOLLLL
fitteh moohn
I’m going too aur wapis nahi aaon gi
LOL @ fitteh moohn aur na vapis anay ki dhamki
ahahhahahaha
Javed, where do u find all these songs? LOL
DRC:
Javed get lost
Some manners please!
(sniff)
Sweetie, the cricket channel on my Sat TV called CBN, or Caribbean Net Work either shows cricket or Old Indian Songs mostly REMIX and you know in the Caribbean there is a huge Indian population and they are also in music especially Reggae, Rumba Samba and what not, so the old songs with new dhin chic dhin chic music sounds good. And then, you can always find them on you tube. Is it that hard for Einstein to know that?
Im sure it must be, mainly cuz hes dead! hehehe
Einstein tu dour ki baat hei, even i didn’t know theres a channel called CBN. I was thinking u prolly watch one of those indian channels.
Sweetie its the cricket ka junoon that I had to get this TV channel and whenever they don’t show live matches, they show replays and sometimes in between there are these Indian Golden Greats Remix and even if you are not watching TV and working on the computer the new music in the background with old songs is better than the new songs with new music. There aren’t any lyrics in the new songs and neither there is any flow or rhythm.
Anyways, which Indian channel you were thinking? Saas Bhee Kabhee Bahu Thee type? No, I don’t watch any such channels, sometimes when friends visit they insist on watching Geo TV for news or for Capital Talk or for Dr. Shahid ??? That reeeen reeeeen ronay wala guy? Shahid Masood?
Beats me dude! I have no idea what channels are out there (indian or Paki). I watch ABC, NBC, CBS, History channel, Nat Geo & discovery, & thats pretty much it.
Tum ya tou Nake Parveen ho ya tum itni Oldy Hawn ho kay tumko duniya ka kuch pata hee nahee! News tou sirf Senior Citizens suntay hain. Aur Nerds nat geo aur discovery channels dekhtay hain, aur geeks David Suzuki ko
What do u mean? Do i look like a senior citizen? NBC waghaira pe i watch shows like , ‘ The tonight show wit Jay leno’, Abc pe Boston Legal (which has ended =( ),
History channel waghaira pe different documentaries. Now if u call me senior citizen, ill spread a nasty rumor about u too !! HAHA
Hahaha @ Dhamki…. you know French people love rumours, they say it goes from mouth to mouth. Aur, do I look like a senior citizen per let me tell you the latest. A little while ago one of my friends (not really a friend, friend but a neighbour) came to pick up a DVD from me and he saw me writing on the blog and said, Ahaa…. blogging hori hai? I said, haan hamari cricket ki blog hai.
He came closer to the computer and said, bhai yahan tou larkiyaan bhee hain yae konsi cricket hai? Then he looked at your picture and said, Sweetie? Yar, yae tou Zeenat Amaan lag rehi hai, yae kon hai? Then he asked for blog ka address batao mai bhee likhoonga! I told him jao, jao DVD lo aur dafa ho jao…. if he has read the name of the blog, Zeenat Amaan will ask for Jaan Ki Amaan because he is a number one thurki. LOL…
Boston Legal ki wo kuri achi hai. But, I haven’t watched even one episode, only seen in bits and bobs while flipping channels and when I saw her I recognized her, she used to be in ER or was it something else? And, do you watch House? Dr. House, Hugh Laurie and Cuddy!
Other than House, I don’t watch ….. oh yes Heroes but its drifting so aimlessly there is no story, no plot, they are simply dragging it.
lol@ Zeenat amaan. She`ll kill herself HAHA
Yeh i watch House. U seen Grey`s anatomy? Really good show. Better than House.
I saw Grey’s Anatomy once, but I don’t like their humour, its a bit wacko style. House has an attitude which is very unique and the sense of humour is very dry or dark you can say yet, its very hilarious and interesting. For e.g., once Cuddy comes and says: “House you owe me 50 dollars,” and he replies in a very serious manner, “and you owe me a lap dance.” LOL.
I like to watch scrubs, the simpsons, southpark, smallville, csi and many more
VIP
For the moment I can only watch this new picture
Is that really you?
yes thts me alright
VIP
Wow! I think it’s appropriate to say pretty as a picture
Mashaallah!
I like Southpark!
thanks
where is everyone today?
i like cartman, he is well funny
Lately, I have been snowed under with work (not snow). Can hardly keep my eyes open. I’m going to fall over the key board any moment but the nice new pictures are keeping me awake. A full album might do the trick
LOL @ Cartman. He is funny, cute, annoying and annoyed at the same time.
Very good character.
It’s midnight and my preparation for tomorrow’s class has just begun
Cartman???
What man is that?
Only joking!
Lol @ khansahab’ preparation just begun and here am I yearning for sleep!
i guess everyone is busy with sumthing these days. DRC where is she
awas
this is an exceptionally good pic, thats why its being displayed
Nice pic VP. Wonder when we get to see DRC… & AWAS! hehe
hey sweetie
thanks!
Sweetie
I’m already there…there is not a lot of difference in there
Buss eik do ka faraq hai.
VIP
You are a liar (in a nicest possible way)…your pic tells the whole story…I hope I didn’t make you blush !
Besides, I’m too shy!
You are all laughing…now that’s not fair…honest
ure there where?
i duno wht to say…i look different in this pic…im not that fair to start with
Here…just a bit closer…that’s it…now you see!
so Awas should have a huge fan following if he is in there..:)
Chaalo…larkian tau buss gora rang chahtein hein…fikar not…dil must be saaf!!!
Yuck @ Gorey larkey!!
Me? Naaa…wait till all the guys see you…why has khansahab gone into hiding without commenting on a new pic?…Hummm!
If ne one wants a gora guy, kala dil wala, plz contact me, ill hook u up! LOL
yes u r right, dil must be saaf thats most important
where is javed and DRC and khansahab?
He knows im around! hehe
Awas
Some larkey bhi gora rang chahtey hain
Dil kitna bhi kaala ho, no problem…..
This is what I’d like to say to kudiyan:
Ek Uncha Lamba Kad, Duja Soni Vi Tu Had
Teeja Roop Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni…..
Main Avi Teri Ute Vich Marda Ni….
Moi c’est ici
VP
Bon!
Yeah VP very nice picture! MashAllah.
Javed
thanks!
Je suis ici aussi!
Every time I turn the new on on tv, there nothing but that lucky NY plane crash. It just shows where the Western priorities lie. They all had a lucky escape, that’s good but are there no other news today?
On your Bon !
My mum used to say, why these French people always say Bon Bon Bon Bon???
Ammi…. it means good! Oh, accha but it sounds weird.
Keepin mes yeux on BF!!
Javed A Khan
Quest que tu va faire le weekend derniere?
& here he is! lol
Sweetie
Maidemoissele, tu est moi GF?
Tre bien!
Merci beaucoup madame!
Sacre bleu!
Je suis ici aussi! tweetie
Tusi ici ? Wallah? I thought it is JeeNut Amaan
Sweetie
I was wondering who were you missing!
khansahab tum French ki taang nahee balkay kuch aur tore rehay ho !
Tais toi Javed!! LOL
Oui BF *blush* ;p
Awas, saab kuch bata don
Awas the reason there is same news on the TV is bacaouz they are Koo-wain kay Maindak
It’s good night from me…
la weekend dernier, jai ecute la tv
Awas
good nite
Is it Tais toi or tez toi?
Monsieur Javed A Khan
Je naime pas l’francais parce que il bad language
Tais toi.
Khansahab tusi enj kero……. Fran Sisi noo chhado tay apNdi gul kero
j’adore l’francais but am forgetting everything
Now this looks like MIND YOUR LANGUAGE class.
Where is Mr. Brown?
Has he gone to LondonO ZooOO?
i gotta go
sleep attacks! goodnite people
Monsieur Javed A Khan
Il Abdul est semblable Saquib Rizvi, banker de Karachi, sil vous plait?
Bhoolna acchi aadat hai VP varna log purani ghamgeen bataon ko yaad ker ker kay roiyenge.
Issi lieyh tou kaha hai
Yaad-e-Maazi Azaab hai ya Rub…….
I am HUNGRY like the Budapest city ………. dinner time.
see ya guys laterz…..
Javed, u mean “bhuda pest’? hehe
First of all where is Dead Deer (DRC)? Javed, man you must have ticked her off because she was definitely enjoying my comments, isn’t that true DRC? So it’s entirely Javed’s fault! DRC, show up and say Hi to me and Khansahab. Last time I saw Khansahab was crying out loud and singing this song:
To kahan yeh bata es nasheeli shaam mien
One other guy is missing, Mr. Munir Khan. I know how to get him back and I’ll use my street Pushto to get his attention,
Munir Khana, cherta kuna werke? Ok in a better slang, Inzeer gula cherta ye? -
Sweetie
I hope you did not turn DRC into a Frog that she went missing. We were just kidding so turn her back into the girl she was. She doesn’t like jumping around and eating flies.
Re: Missing DRC
No, I reckon its khansahab’s fault not Javed’s…just a hunch
Theo
I hope you are not using any expletives for Munir in your code words…he is performing Umrah these days…so, he is been a very good boy!
Theo, No i haven’t turned DRC into a frog… not yet! only if she manages herself to stay away from BF! hehehe
I had posted a Shrek pushto clip, have u seen it?
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except — ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing,nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoodick.’” “So what’s up with this voodoo dick?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!” The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo dick, the door.” The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo dick, get back in your box!” The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo dick, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said “Voodoo dick, my pussy!” The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “Yea, right… Voodoo dick, my ass!”
Munir Khan went on Umrah? Like they say, “900 chohe kha ker billee huj ko chali” -:)
Khansahab
Kitnee ladkion ka dil todo ge aor kitne dilon se kheloge? Since Sweetie doesn’t understand Urdu don’t worry Khansahab, she will still call you her BF.
Btw Awas, I sensed some great excitement and a hint of “crush” when you saw Vanilla iPod’s picture -:)
LOL Sweetie, OOOUCHHHH for the officer. Hahaha. Come up with some blonde jokes, I think you have plenty of those.
Sweetie
Long story…I was getting tired…but really funny ending.
Theo
I always get excited with pretty things…it comes to me naturally…I hope you are not trying to stir something up again…
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules ‘
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered ’1 ‘
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say WHATEVER you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
Or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
To Give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can –
To give them a bigger laugh.
(HMMMN as if we THE WOMEN care)
Theo, kis nay bola k mujhe urdu nahi ati?
FKR
Good one…well done for speaking out for men’s rights…
What Sweetie? You can understand Urdu? Ahhh, I’ve been saying a lot of stuff in the past thinking that you have no clues about Urdu! I hope you don’t understand Pushto or I’ll go hiding somewhere.
F.K.R.
Super stuff, if I could I would give the “Truth and Courage” or Nobel award for something. Simply the best men analysis in a while! Ladies please read and learn and there will be no battle of the sexes anymore.
Awas
Are you getting defensive man? It’s ok if you were humbled by Vanilla iPod. People don’t have controls over such emotions. So let it be told.
lol Theo. I do not understand pushto. Bits n pieces here & there.
Farrah, where have u been (sana’s still missing)? DO post the women part of the above stated! hehe
Sweetie mai dekh reha hoon tum Zoo Mainay Baatain ker rehi ho!
Sweetie, I can post a little on women for you.
Women think one thing, say the other thing, and do another thing.
Being poor is the biggest fear woman have so they look for security in this regard.
They worry too much about everything.
East, west, north, and south, all women are the same. If you know the game, you’ve got’em.
Even the most intelligent women get easily trapped by a “Player”.
Women like the guys who have some similarity in traits with their dads.
Women do not listen to understand, they listen to have a reply so there is no chance that you’ll win argument against them.
To sum it up for men and women I’ll quote from the great mathematician Pythagoras,
“If you want to test a man, test him by women, and if you want to test a woman test her by money”
Theo
A man in England was accused of making a traffic accident, after verifying his 40 year old driving record in which he never made any mistake, no accident whatsoever, the Judge asked him Mr. Right, what went wrong this time that you made a mistake?
The man replied: “Your Honour, this never happened in the 40 years of my driving history that, I was driving behind a lady and she gave an indicator to turn right and, she turned RIGHT. “
Theo
Why are you singing AazMaaYesh walay songs for Natalie? Are you in doubt that she is having a relationship with someone else while you were away? Aur agar wo murr gayee tou? Tum Chehlum per pulao khilanay bulao ge kay nahee?
Theo On men rules! My daadi used to say that Allah is male and not female, she used to say, see all the rules are in favour of men, besides he is Allah Mian and not Allah Bibi……
So, some broadminded Muttawa changed it to Allah Ta’ala. Fixed a Ta’ala a lock that no one can change!
OK me goes amigos
TGIF.
Theo, if thats what u believe in then u haven’t come across the right women.
I would never wanna end up with someone whos like my daddy! HELL NO! LOL what a mightmare…
Javed, it’s good to know that you are sexist like all men and God, LOL.
Hahaha Sweetie, you’re cool, I was trying to get under your skin but you seem a tough nut to crack but you know one of these days I’ll get you. Remember DRC?
Here is what I seriously think about women. It is against the idea of Feminism, and unlike men what men do and think. Most women seek a good husband, their own home, their own little world with kids, and that’s the secret to their happiness. The one thing I observed and benefited from is that most women like a spontaneous guy. So don’t assume that I don’t know much other than hunting and fishing. I’m smooth baby, LOL.
Guys my brief exams have concluded and now I’m back on LS.
I would firstly like to mention the debatable and controversial development of a 3rd run way at Heathrow airport.
In a way the 3rd run way will bring many advantages for people flying abroad in the future as flights will be able to go quicker and more efficiently. Also from an economical aspect Heathrow’s expansion will consolidate on its lustrous surroundings and could potentially be renown as the “greatest airport on the globe”.
However, there are some savvier consequences which have to be taken into consideration such as the pollution levels and residential property. Britain is already going through a period of recession and it’s unpredictable about its duration and effect but seeming it lasts it will add to the woes of the government and people of Britain due to many people losing out on their jobs and financial property. I also feel from an environmental issue the consequences are beyond acceptable. It will take up to 20% of Britain’s carbon emissions and when you consider the number of people in the UK and various activities that take place you can certainly say that this project is a risk not worth taking. Also asthma cases are set to increase due to the presence of Nitrogen Dioxide. But the impact the lustrous amount of Carbon emissions can have on the environment is fatal which will add to greenhouse temperature and threats such as global warming. Also it will give Britain a poor reputation regarding environmental awareness and activity making them the biggest C02 emitter which will be a shameful to say the least.
Overall having analysed the prospects of a 3rd run way feel that the benefits could be overwhelming but can clearly see the whole scenario as a nightmare both from an economical and environmental perspective and therefore am supporting the likes of campaigners such as “green peace” to prevent the project being applied. Save the environment, Save Britain!
Anyone else agree or disagree ? Please share your views and opinions.
Meanhwhile Slumdog Millionaire seems to have taken the world by storm.
Abul
I’m impressed by your mature analysis and actually I’m agree with your views.
Mai aap sey poori tarah mutaffiq hoon heathrow key baaray mai (I am totally agree with you about heathrow airport)
lol Theo… Smooth eh!
Well i couldn’t've said it ne better myself. Ure a kuree hunter too, that’s why u prolly know so much
DRC? What about her, other than the fishy stuff goin on between her & BF? hehe
Ne more predictions for me Theo?
Abdul, I didn’t know much about the Heathrow Airport extension issue but you gave a good analysis. Good job, you never cease to impress me.
I never watched that movie Slumdog Millionaire but sounds like a good one. I’m waiting for Underworld “Rise of the Lycans”, my kind of gore movie.
Abdul
yeh i agree with u, go green!
Sweetie
Me, and Kurri hunter? Toba toba, where did you get that idea from? Most kurris hate me the way I roll, I mean chicks dig romance and all that, not a hunter as all I can offer is deer jerky, baked fish, and stuffed animals. I don’t have the personality and nor the talent to go with it. King of this department is Khansahab as evident by V-Talk page -:)
Yeah there is one prediction for you, Khansahab will start ignoring you. Don’t ask me why? I’m just being your countryman.
Vanilla iPod
Why so sad?
Gotta go guys, have a nice weekend. Go Steelers!
Theo xbox
Am i looking sad in the pic? i am a happy person
but wen i read ‘why so sad’ i was actually sad cos i had seen some really upsetting pics about an 8 yr old boy in iran whose arm was being crushed under a car publically for stealing some bread.
i am not an avid gamer neither do i have an xbox but i like playing 3D role playing games on pc
Theo, thats not a prediction my fellow Ameriki, thats already happening! =( sniff**
Awww check you two girlies out. Very pretty masha’Allah!
Man I feel famous, you guys talk about me even when I am not here
Autographs later people!
I am going to be busy over the next few weeks. I have exams
! Have to work hard or I will let down Mummy and Daady ji at graduation!
Sweetie…that will never happen. Now cheer up!
DRC
good to see you are back! and u r gorgeous!
good luck for ur exams x
Hey DRC, Nice pic. Now i can tell u, ‘TOLD U SO’!!
I know, but sometimes i don’t trust BF LOL
& Good luck.
GF
I am doubting Theossa’s intentions now!
Why is he making you paranoid about my legendary loyalty?
Cos he is jealous of your pullin’ skills innit Khansahab
Thank you ladies…
Sweetie/Khansahab…stop having a domestic and go get married.
Abdul
Impressive stuff about that extension. Was this topic part of your course work for your tests? Have you just copy pasted your work?
Whatever, with thoughts like that you’ll do well in your GCSC’s. Good luck?
As I advised before, if you want to be a good mathematician, follow what Theossa does aside his hunting skills of female species. I’m sure he can give you a one to one. Learn his first lesson here of what Pythagoras said
finally Awas has come! had a busy stressful day?
VIP
Yeah, another murderous day at work…it will be the same till the end of this month. Only then I can get some rest and peace.
DRC
See, you seem to have wrong footed us all by playing yourself down. Wow what a picture….
Why do women have this habit of seeking attention like this always saying things like ‘no I’m not better than her’?
DRC
Marriage may kia rakha hai?
what is kept inside marriage? :-O
Mujhe kyun pooch rahey ho Awas, jin ke shaadi ho chuki hai unn ko poocho!:D
Marriage as a concept not only scares me but I am getting put off it too!
Oh and Thank you
P.s. muhaha you might find me stalking you in London after my exams hehe!
Awas, There’s nuthin in it if u end up wit the wrong half! sigh*
Its not Theo BF, ask ureself =(
DRC
it scares me too!
lols @ u stalking Awas
VIP
Zara jhank kay dekh lo aik baar, sab nazar Aa jai ga…Lol
DRC
I’ve never heard of women stalkers…an unknown territory!
Awas
u will know soon, once DRCs exams finish
Someone’s feeling better!! =)
VP, u can join her. hehe
VIP
Should I start worrying…I’m confused…any experiences or heard of others?
Sweetie
Why you suddenly feel better…oh God now I’m really worried
Women stalkers are THE worst. This lesbian (very open and proud) used to stalk me in my first year at uni. Then she found a GF and shukar hai mera peecha chora!She used to sit next to me in lectures! ewwwwwwwwwww!
LOL unknown territory will soon become known territory hahaha
VP
Tell me about it
I wasn’t talking about myself Awas & don’t worry, be happy =)
I’m just confused.. so you lot carry on!
Awas
yes start worrying. it is the end of your privacy. soon u will be never alone cos someone will be constantly watching over you!!
and singing to u:
every step u take,
every move you make,
i’ll be watching you
Oh can’t u seeeee, u belong to me, how my poor heart aches, wit every step u take! LOL **shudder**
DRC
Woman to woman (I mean stalker) is different
Sweetie
So, who was feeling better then?
VIP
Watching me? Don’t worry, I’m never gonna go on big Brother…
I can smell some Saazish here amongst you gals…please…I’m very seedhah saadha insaan!
Uff Awas.. nevermind.
Im up to no saazish, im a seedhi sadhee insaan too! hehe
Fikar not Awas!
I would be the worst stalker on the planet!
It is so weird seeing one’s picture staring back. Enough of that for a loooong time now!
Why’s everyone suddenly become a fan of The Police with ‘Every Step…’?
Mystery deepens!!!
Awas
worse than big brother!!
there is no saazish for seedhay saadhay! they are an easy catch! prepare to lose freedom
Sweetie
Ah, there is one commonality I like…seedha saadha… This should be a universal trait…my wish before I retire for bed…
DRC
no!! dont take it off! its good
Good night.
Awas
u mean all men should becum seedha saadha cos women cant be seedha saadha. hmm..interesting
VIP
Yeah, I mean all….ham, tum sab…
And…its good night from me too…
perhaps you would like a badmaash woman stalker…DRC point to be noted.
Good nite sleep tight
Wow Darcey; Good to see you with a nice thopra!
I am as glad as a Gladiator to see you back on the blog. Not to pick up a fight but to see you smiling with those dimples. And the iPOD got a nice new look too. 
All this is happening after Zeenat Amaan is in pink. Ladies you are making this blog look colourful except for the same old GodFather 
While you guys were all chatting, I was snoring. I had my early dinner and slept on the sofa at 6:00 p.m., thats ‘coz I was so tired and then I am up at 10:00. BOY, there is no cricket match either …. am waiting for the Pak SL ODI series.
On stalking…. yeah I miss the women stalkers on cricket ground, since I am watching cricket BA HOSH O AWAS…. there aren’t any female stalkers on cricket ground
Awas yeah it was part of my business coursework in which I sneeked an A !
Abdul
An A…Well done…!
Now how did I guess it?
“I sneeked an A !” ????
Abdul, sneaking is an art and you have accomplished that as well, Oh my, my you are a Nike Sneaker Wonder Boy!
Thank you Javed!
Awas you can live in peace. I just found a better stalking target!
Awww congrats Abdul.
DRC
Woohoo!
Abdul would be real pleased
No no it isn’t Abdul! Woh abhi bechara bacha hai hehehe
Lol Awas, u read my mind! haha
Great minds think alike
DRC
Tau woh kone hai…lucky one?
Now that would be telling!
I really need to go revise
but don’t want to
Great minds think alike has another side Awas and it is: “Fools seldom disagree”
And DRC this is not for you. So, you better chillo…….. and you are “BAIL COME” for the “Sank You,” you have said to me.
U read my mind………. sweetie tumahara mind hai ya TIME MAGAZINE hai?
Javed
Same difference
Javed, & they also say ” Takes one to know one”, & that is why ure seeing this side! LOL
Sweetie: One of my former employers General Manager, a real paindoo who some how reached that level used to ridicule his subordinates and his pet sarcastic dialogue was i.e. after knocking his knuckles on the wooden table and say: “Meri aqal tou lakri ki hai…. aap aqalmand hain aap batain?” One new trainee officer who was also in that meeting, without knowing his GM’s background asked, “Sir- konsi larki?”
lol, are u telling me ure that larki? ;P
Sweetie
Lol @your comment. Aisay baat ki tau woh lakari say maarey ga…
lakree ya danday se? *gulp**
http://fashionblog.dailymail.co.uk/
Posh spice is so ugly.
I only liked Danielle Bux and Nigella Lawson from that list.
It’s quite weird because today I read about Danielle Bux for the first time, somewhere.
OOOh I have seen her at a store with Gary Linekar- her other half, she looks much better in photos than real life.
Oh and I dedicated it to Theo due to the name, not the women hehe
I like the HIGH HEELS and LOW I.Q. girl.
Very understanding type and a very understating comment
I gotta go ……..
khansahab yar mask tou badal dou. pls.
I wear high heels hehe and I don’t think I have a low I.Q.
This Natalie woman talks a load of baqwaas, I could do better!
I am a fashion guru me
erm…who is natalie?
BF, Are u trying to scare me off someone, or u gave me a dhoka? LOL
I cant call u BF if that’s the real u! (u know why tat would be the case). hehe
GF
Some people are so shallow!
And then women say looks don’t matter to them!
Well that’s how I really am, accept me or reject me……
(sniff)
ofcourse looks matter…hehe hard luck for u if u look like that
Awww Khansahab don’t listen to anyone else. You look cute and the mooncheyn really suit you.
DRC
Actually…VIP has a point, looks do matter..
Is it a crime to look like a Paindoo?
Yes, a crime it is…Loll!
Don’t so get edgy…if VIP spoke her mind
Do they seriously though?
Ok I might not follow the conventional route and I don’t they do, to the extent people believe.
I think a nice personaliy can make people appear not only better looking but more attractive as a whole. This can work the other way too, if a good looking person has zilch personality, arrogance etc etc, they will appear less good looking.
Good moaning ladies and guys on a lazy Sunday morning. Not much is going on the blog, I know we are in deep freeze with below or -20C temperatures but, whats wrong with others? I read some discussion on looks, appearance and personality…….. and VP says of course looks matter……. and I am trying to focus hard on the box, what happened to those good looks? They simply disappeared, mais pour quoi? Whats the idea of having a good iPOD and not using it?
Well, I do believe in acchii surat and what DRC is saying is, she is talking about “LaO”. (thats how our Moulvi saab says, “we mast lao each uddar like we lao Gad”.)
When “peepul” are in lao; they see things the way DRC is seeing or saying. It is also in case of a teacher – pupil relationship where some pupils have crush over their teachers and they don’t care about their looks and i.e., more because of the knowledge, experience in short the personality of their teachers other than looks and physical appearance.
Seems like you all are on a break, so lemme go and enjoy my BIG FAT Sunday Breakfast.
Good morning to u too Javed & others too.
BF, first of all, thats a pic of some indian villian right?
& i said what i did, ‘I cant call u BF if that’s the real u!’, cuz u DONT look like a BF in this pic. U honestly tell me if i am wrong! If ne thing u look like a GF (ghunda F*ce)! lolll
GF
Am I really looking like an Indian movie villain?
Cos I reckon I look more like a Punjabi movie hero
Well, i couldn’t tell the difference s i don’t watch either, but u do look like a villian (i mean this pic). So, ure changin ure pic or should i start calling u G F? hehe
Sweetie start calling him GF haha
Hey, Pap don’t ever change your face. It’s the family remember…we like it the way you are…
Son….
It is in the culture of Sicily that our mafia family does business with families from other countries. I am putting a picture of Pakistani mafia men who are my business partners.
Plus my good looks have been passed on to you, and I am nothing much except an old, annoying, senile man.
Tell Sonny Pap sends his love….
Hey pap, how bout u take care of ure Son in law (ex)? LOLLL
whoops, not ure son in law, i forgot im the GF!!! URGHHH haha
Pap, why have you forgotten about Fredo?
Of all the countries in the whole wide world why do business with Pakistan?…I know you like Sonny to take-over the family reins but leme tell you something…this “Paki” college friend who is also a friend of Prince Harry tells me that that country is a black whole…so I would say ’forged aboud id’…
U mean a Black hole?
I wonder whats on the other side of it.
BF, plz change ure pic, It’s quite horrific!! **pass out**
Ooops, yeah a Black hole…
God knows what’s on the other side!!!
Theo, congrats!
Ure tryin to kill me aren’t u BF?? lol
DRC and Awas, I hope u don’t mind asking what u got in your gcse’s. Awas should be proud of his results as u require good results to qualify in the field or proffession of chartered accountancy. Perhaps u may have some tips to give me.
Meanwhile did u guys now that us desi’s have the best track record by ethnic group at GCSE level !
Kind regards – Abdul
Abdul
just chill and relax!
they r the easiest exams you will face so dont stress too much.
VP
Is there black out in your area? Because, I don’t see the “bulb” shining in the icon box!
She’s prolly in Pak visiting! lol
Yeah, why this load shedding is going on?
i dunno guys
somethings wrong..cos i can still see my pic
Lol VP, when u stay in the dark for a bit , then u can start seeing a bit. May be tats wat ure experiencing hehe
Yeah, when you sit in the dark for so long, then you are able to see a heap of coal and then on top of that you see a black cat which isn’t there!
MEOWWWW hehe
& a kala Kawwa too!! HAHA
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BTW..just to get you all debating. Rubicon fruit juices are ‘haram’
http://www.rubiconexotic.com/faqs2.html
arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! doh!
Rubicon Mango is really good….
Abul
I got A’s, B’s and C’s in my GCSE’s. Don’t worry, you will be fine. My younger brother has started his GCSEs too and he is coping fine and everyone does. Wait till you get to degree level beta.
DRC
You wait until you get to Postgraduate level beta….
I know, I could drink mango rubicon until I turned into a mango myself.
Oh well…Shezaan Zindabad!Now, just need to find a place to buy the stuff. Hmm..I suppose it’s good though, Rubicon is full of sugar
And wait till you start working Khansahab
And you wait till you reach 60 and retire from work DRC…
If I had anything to do with it, I would retire now!
Humwatan (Sweetie)
Thank you, did you watch the game? It was fantastic Steelers win against a tough team with a staunch defense. After the win it was all party and snow in Pittsburgh. But the final battle remains and on Feb. 1 with Super Bowl on the stake. Go Steelers!
Look, it’s about time you dump BF and be the first to do it because all signs are he is discouraging you so you would give up. Not only he’s ignoring you, he ignored all your pleas to change his profile pic. You should cast your spell and turn him into a Paindoo like one of his pictures.
Vanilla iPod
So you play 3D games on PC han, Nice! You know, you are one of the rare and precious female species who takes interest in videogame. I hope some guys on LS take notice of that, Awas for example -:)
DRC
God bless you for that link you provided. You know on the Judgment Day when God will ask you,”Dead Deer you are free to go to Heaven with no questions asked”, you’ll be like, “Oh, that’s because all my prayers and good deeds”, God will reply, “No, it’s because theossa was blue one day and you provided him a fabulous web link, with the name Natalie and some nice looking faces”.
Hahaha Theo! I am goin to dump BF, cuz ure right, he ignores me sniff**
No i didnt watch the game. Isnt the final with Cardinals? For a sec i was like Cardinals( St Louis) play foot ball? I thought they were baseball team. Then i realised it was Arizona Cardinals hehehe
& while DRC will be looting mazae in jannat, ull be in hell (Allah na karey) for checkin out those nice lookin faces & Natalie, who ofcourse will be ure hell mates LOLLL
In a while, the Obama celebrations will be LIVE on TV so, lemme see that. Did any one of you hear the 7 year old girl singing “Good Night Bush” ?
No, but sure have heard millions sayin ‘Rot in hell Bush’ , Go to hell Bush! lol
Humwatan
Yeah, how about them Cardinals, watch baby we’ll smoke them in Super Bowl.
Well as far as I’m concern Heaven is all yours. While you’ll be having fun with bearded mullahs I’ll be hanging out and making out with Natalie, Scarlet Johansson, Kaif, and company in Hell. I’m telling you Hell is a hell of a good place, you know Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom will be there to give you lap dances, what you say?
Javed
Man, that president’s inauguration ceremony is boring to me, just a bunch of blah blah blah.
What were the A’s in DRC and why doesn’t your bother contribute on this blog to. Than I’m not the only teenager or is that a step to far for u ?
Meanhile there seems to be a grand golden reception for president Obama . A fresh change for the political world which promises fresh changes especially with Muslim countries following this Big Bushes departure.
Go Barrack HUSSAIN Obama.
That was a GOOD SPEECH from Barak Hussain Obama …… Hillary Clinton was probably wearing two bullet proof vests as she was looking very fat. And Cindy McCain looks like John McCain’s daughter and not his wife.
Theo, I dont want lap dances from the guys u mentioned above, but plz u can take those Mullahs, else ill have to join u in hell, & boy what hell is gonna break loose in hell LOLL
Ahhh Sweetie too bad then; Khansahab will be in heaven along with Awas, Abdul, Javed, and Munir but with 70 virgins each. I’m sure you don’t wanna miss the action there; you take good with the bad. Well, I can meet you in hell during breaks because most of the time I’ll be busy getting whipped, baked, and roasted but like Ghalib said;
Aise jannat ka kia kere koi
Jis mien lakhon baras ke horien hon
Loooooooooool Abul.
I am not a teenager. I wish man. I would contribute to this blog more often but I have exams and essays which are keeping me preoccupied as of late. However, as you ‘kindly’ requested, I will contribute more when I do have the time
Theo…ewww.Agree with Sweetie; those guys are blleeeeeurrgh!
Oh and the A’s were in English language, english literature, religious studies and french.
Theo, Awas, BF, Javed & Munir will be virgin less, cuz they’ll be in hell too, running away from the mullahs! LOL
Sweetie, there is another way to make “Jannat” a “Dosugh”; we’ll put Khansahab, DRC, and you together in Jannat. What you think? I’m sure all the other Jannat residents will join my tailgate party in Hell, LOL.
Gotta go, catch you guys tomorrow.
sniff** Yeh i guess so.. Sigh @ BF
Theo..no worries. I am glad I could make you
Sweetie
Udaas maat hoyen.
I feel as if I have a disco going on in my head. Not good
DRC
listen to this…its good from the new SRK movie
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dqLCnIBd-G0
Woooohhooo just handed my essays in. I am so sleep deprived. Got an exam left now.
Oooo that’s a nice song
I’m so glad I’m over with my studies. Studies suck! It was so expensive in U.S. I was paying out of state fee in State University of New York at Buffalo for my Masters and all by myself. First, Mathematics is a tough ass subject and then you add the education expenses and the crazy weather of Buffalo, New York to it. It snows here in Pittsburgh also but no blizzards like we used to get in Buffalo. Hey, I had an observation, if you can’t sleep study either your course books or holy book and you’ll feel like sleeping in no time.
I wish there was a system that the more you could put your head on top of a book and sleep, the more you could understand it
VP #404
You are sounding like my brother who uses such analogies and expressions:
Whenever he went home on vacation my Mom used to make not only good food but used to insist that we ALL must eat more. My brother used to say, “I am full, I am full and I am not lying.” My mother used to insist nai, aur khao and he used to say:
1. God should have made my stomach transparent so that I could have taken off my shirt and shown you my belly is full of food.
2. God should have made two flash bulbs over my forehead so that when I am speaking the truth the green bulb flashes and when I am lying the red one flashes.
These are just a couple of examples that we all used to look at each others face when he used to say this seriously.
Theo
You studied Mathematics *faints* Wow..mashallah behind the ‘Mr Cool Guy; routine, there lurks a genius!
I am beginning to hate studying. I really enjoyed the first two years of my degree but now the emphasis has shifted from learning for fun, to work your backside off to get good grades.
Studying is expensive. On top of tuition fees, one has to pay accomodation fees and money for textbooks etc. It all adds up. After my LPC I will be in so much debt, it’s not funny.
VP
Here is a question for you to answer quickly:
If God had given you a third eye and asked you where would you like it? And where would you’ve liked to take it? Remember you cannot refuse it, you have to accept it but, where, on which part of your body?
Vanilla iPod
Yeah that would be nice but I’m not kidding, there were times when I would go to sleep and I would still be solving Physics and Calculus problems in my dreams. I mean come on; I was supposed to dream about Kajol and Natalie not the damn books. At the point I would often think that I’ll end up with my hands and fingers stained with pen ink and that will be the story of my life. I’m reaping the benefits of hard work now, but, now you know why I hunt deer, coyotes, and bears. I have to vent that anger out somehow, LOL.
I would go to sleep and I would still be solving Physics and Calculus problems in my dreams. Theo
So, whenever you had a dream like that, you woke up because you fell off the bed?
And, if you dream about Kajol and Natalie even then you will fell off the bed, and that’s bakaoz your wifey would kick you out.
Hence you kill the deer!
Right I’m off to bed.I am so tired, it’s unbelievable. Shabba Khair.
My sister does equations in her sleep too. When I go home for the weekend, I often hear lol
Ciao
DRC
Day Dreaming ka iraada hai? Its 4:00 p.m. your time and you wanna sleep, its OK but its not Shabb yet. So, how come Shabba Khair for all?
Apart from swimming in dreams, I fly in my dreams! And, there aren’t any wings or any flaps or anything but, I am flying, I get to see the birds eye view from the top and I have done that many times. Its an amazing feeling.
Shabba Khair because I have been up doing my essays and I am not in my senses at all. Tomorrow will have o start non stop revision, so again I will be sleep deprived. I can’t even speak English properly. So night night/afternoon afternoon.
Pakistan Zindabad…woot woot!
Ok me definitely going and switching this laptop off.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
On flying in dreams ………. here is a joke and its a good one, ladies remember you all nag!
There were 2 pirs (saints) and they were neighbours and everyday they used to show some Maojza ( English equivalent??? can’t think of it now) to prove one is better than the other.
One day, one of the pirs was flying over the house of the other one. The wife of the other pir over whose house this pir was flying told her husband when he came home:
Dekha Aaj tou wo Urrr rehay thayy aur aap apnay aap ko bara Pir samajhtay hain.
The husband laughed at his wife’s comment and said:
Ullu, wo – wo nahee thayy wo mai thaa, I was flying!
The wife paused for a second and then she said:
Accchhaaaaaaaaa Tubb hee ko mai kahoon kay Terrhaa Terrhaa kion urr rehay thayy!
LOL Javed; that was then now, when I was a student, but I don’t have to deal with such dreams anymore. About wife kicking me out of the bed, did that happen to you? I remember you said you talk while you are asleep. What happened, did you chatter about Zinta? I would imagine that, LOL. See, I dream a lot but I don’t talk while asleep so she doesn’t know -:)
Yeah Javed, flying in dreams is awesome. When I fly it’s even funnier, I take off like a helicopter and then shoot. My flight is more like a dragonfly, I tilt and change directions. There are certain dreams that frustrate me. One, I find myself into a fight and when I try to break the guys nose, I don’t feel any power in my punch so I get whipped in my dreams. Second, I often see a dream in which I try to kill either a Bull, Lion, or Snake and after several shots they never die. So I find myself having a hell of fight with either of these creatures. I don’t know what those dreams mean?
Theo
That’s so true when I punch someone there is no power in my punch either, probably I am punching my comforter or my pillow. aNO, never dreamt of Zinta, not that I don’t want to, but I dream of real ones whom I have seen in real life.
Regarding shooting or killing animals, I often kill snakes in my dreams and I was once told that if you kill snakes in your dreams its a good sign that you have gotten rid of your enemies. LOL… I doubt, I do have a lot of virtual enemies for sure!
They also say that swimming in dreams is a sign of success. Dunno whats the sign of flying in dreams?
Another thing, sometimes I am driving in reverse gear and the car doesn’t stop even if you are braking and luckily never hits anything, no accident but it goes back a long way I wonder whats that?
I even dream of my childhood days and that too in detail. I remember asking my mother what happened to the akhroat table? LOL… a carved walnut table that used to be in the corner of our family house in the living room which isn’t there anymore and my mom told me that one of the legs was broken and its in the store since decades and how come you remember, you were just a kid then?
About driving backwards and dream about your childhood, I think it’s an immigrant thing. You probably look back in the past or think often about it so hence those dreams. I sometime dream about my childhood home, I dream that every street is the same, same people but I can’t find our home where it was. The recurrence of the dream is not that often like it used to be but still. Most of my dreams are very colorful so I enjoy sleeping -:)
Javed
i would have the third eye on the back of my head
so i can see whats happening behind me. but metaphorically speaking, we have a ‘teesri aankh’which refers to intuition or instinct.
about your dreams, i think swimming is good because seeing clear water is a good sighn and flying high is a sign of success, i will not doubt that for you Javed.
fighting and not being able to hurt or punch is i think when you are frustrated with something but you have no control over it.
Dreams what dreams? I dream a lot (including in sleep) but can’t remember any when I wake up.
“Nothing happens…but first a dream” – Carl Sandburg
VP
About the third eye………. when Dr. Mohammad Iqbal went to a “Paagal Khana”, he was introduced to one of the Pagals by saying he is our Allama Iqbal, the pagal replied, when I came in here first I used to call myself Mirza Ghalib. Then, the pagal asked this question about the third eye, and Iqbal said the same like you did. Then the paagal replied, it would have been covered under your hair. Allama Iqbal then changed his mind and said, OK “Forehead” the paagal said, you wanna look ugly like a Monster? Finally when Iqbal gave up the paagal said, ” I would have taken it on the tip of my left hand index finger. So that I can raise my finger and see not only backwards, but upwards, downwards, into my pocket, purse, handbag anywhere I want to
use your imagination. Sounds logical and practical to me.
Teesri aankh is Chutti Hisss or 6th sense. But, I have 7 senses so I am not worried about that
Awas, dreams are the ultimate fantasy world, too bad you’re missing out a lot. I think one remembers only the last few dreams before getting up.
It’s lunch time and I’m eating spicy grilled shrimps with salad. I know what you guys are thinking and the answer is, NO! I want to eat it all by myself.
Javed at 511
What third eye on index finger? Practical but not safe at all, It won’t last a week!
Theo do you make your own lunch or SHE makes it for you? Remember that Sardar joke who committed suicide because of the same old lunch he was getting every day? Kaheen aisa tou nahee, in your case!
Awas, not remembering dreams is a kinda blessing in old age
Since last night my dreams are “Beyoncé-ing” Theo did you see the Neighbourhood Ball last night? Obama and Michelle danced on the floor where, Beyoncé sang a special number for Obama and so did Maraiah Carey, Shakira, aiksutra, basutra they all sang.
What third eye on index finger? Practical but not safe at all, It won’t last a week! Theo
LOL, that’s why I said, left hand index finger and not right for right handed blokes, LOL again why is it not safe and why wouldn’t it last for a week? Are you afraid of seeing the details of the backside of the moon or what?
Or, there are teeth at the other end? 
Javed, Man I tell her to make me something healthy with least fats and least sugars so that’s what I get. Only on weekends or in parties I eat high calorie stuff. Luckily, I don’t have much of an appetite so hunger cravings are rare for me. You know, gotta stay ahead of the game.
Yup Beyoncé and Shakira would be my top dream choices.
OK guys, I gotta go to work now. This is the beauty of being your own boss that when you are having your lunch, I am still at home and now I will get ready and go to work. The secret of relaxing and enjoying a stress free life: be your own boss.
Take care.
DRC,no flirting or whatever but u look very nice in that photo !
LOL, to dodge your question I would say I tie flies for fishing and left hand index finger is extensively used.
Here’s a police blotter.
‘ Newport City Police officer Jennifer Harlow says in an affidavit that she went to the Rendezvous Bar on Jan 21 to investigate a report of women fighting. One of the women, officer Harlow said, had called the other a ‘Crack whore’. The woman denied the insult saying she was a “heroin whore”. Lol
Abdul
What do you mean “no flirting or whatever”? Do you think we believe you? What about Sweetie and Vanilla Pod? It’s obvious who you fancy now.
As I said, you have better chances if you hang your picture there.
Abdul, by complimenting DRC you pretty much stamped your authority that you are a completely straight guy and that you are a 17 year old. It’s natural to be attracted to opposite sex so never shy away from complimenting chicks, they really dig it! DRC is probably blushing and squirming at your compliment. I’m impressed with your boldness. What you like about Sweetie? I think she has pretty eyes and nice nain and nuksh. She also has thick hair that if I were lice I would hide there with the confident to be never found. So what you think? Don’t be shy.
Sweetie
LOL, I can see how offended she would be.
Vanilla iPod
Try reloading your picture on your profile; you were better sad, at least Abdul could see you.
Theo
i am trying, ‘sad’ hi sahi but its not coming on
sumone tell me of another way than wordpress to upload pics
Theo deer, U can be a Louse! LOLLLL ( Thanks for the compliments *blush**)
I wonder why u would need to hide though, & from who?? DRC? hehehe
VP, Try deleting the pic u got right now, & then upload a new one. It seems like u have a “black out’ pic, cuz normally u see a grey silhoutte in the pic box if there is no pic.
i dont know how to delete
Vanilla iPod
Now you know why I’m wearing those dark shades like a blind man, LOL. Well, agar Abdul ke kismut mien andhera he likkha hai to koi kia kersukta hai -:)
Ok, try uploading a pic, if it displays on your “profile” page it means it’s successfully loaded. You might not see it with your comments but others will. It takes time to appear. I don’t know why? When I loaded my blind man pic, I could only see it from my cell phone, not from my computer. It displayed next day though.
Sweetie
Before I become a louse I have to ask you what kind of shampoo you use and if you use a fine tooth comb. You know just for self protection -:)
loll Theo, i use schwarzkopf shampoo, & lucky for u i use a hair brush & not a comb ! haha :p
I’m using Head and Shoulders Damage Rescue
(embarrassed)
LOL at Sweetie and Khansahab.
Gotta go guys, have a nice day.
the pic has been uploaded on gavatar’s little space and i can always see a pic on my laptop next to my comments only others can not (very mysterious)