We can see the light in the room, like they say in Arabic, “At-Duniya Munawar Alhain” The world is bright now. What I mean to say is we can see your picture. The side pose!
Cold? I went to work and there was a snow blizzard so I canceled all my meetings for today and came back home. Weather is playing havoc here, for the last 8-10 days we are in DEEP FREEZE, its in -20′s Celsius and at times during night it is in -30C and with wind chill its even worst. I am already fed up with the winter.
They say it’s good to use a head when it comes down to nitty-gritty but I never heard of shoulders. So, don’t be “embarrassed”…you are on your way…nearly!
Theo
You piped the lover boy here by showing how to woo Sweetie. No wonder youngsters can learn a lot from you… DRC, I hope you’ll be gentle with Abdul-Ghani…
I remember when I was in the bank and financing a project one of the project director told me his story. Their company from the UK got a project in Canada and he said, while discussing with the local project managers in Alberta he said: “Tomorrow I want 10 chippies in my office.” And, everyone started laughing, he said what’s your problem guys? Then they explained to him that in Canada a prostitute is called as a Chippy. Whereas in the UK a carpenter is called a chippy.
I have been asleep all afternoon and logged on a bit ago. Am I missing something.
Javed
I don’t want either of them. I want chips from the local ‘chip shop’. I haven’t had chips for months and all of a sudden I have got a craving for them.
DRC I know what you mean by that, sometimes me too, I get craving for chips and I buy 3-4 large packets of Lay’s and Vichy’s different flavours. But, for the last few weeks I got a craving for Shahi Tukray or Royal Pieces, especially after checking my fasting blood sugar level as 4.2 so, I couldn’t help making it in heaps and the last bit is still in the fridge and I don’t eat without 35% country style cream. The real mazaa of Shahi Tukray is when you top it up with real Malai rather than cream.
Check these links out. It’s the best composition I’ve heard in my life.
The reason why it’s so good is because how it interrelates with the themes of The Dark Knight. There is the earlier bit which has a tone of sympathy for Batman (being a slightly “soft” note) and there is also a bit to it that sounds very eerie, which is meant to signify Batman’s mysterious character.
Then the “fluctuations” in the tenor become more rampant, which symbolises heightened tension. This is because there is a higher note, and a more firm note that is about to come.
This note comes when Commissioner Gordon says, “So we’ll hunt him”. This note which is sounds harder and more assertive than the previous one, is meant to indicate Batman’s macho-ness, his power and the fact that he can take whatever is coming at him. There is also a little one-second note that comes in between once or twice towards the end, which sounds very mysterious and almost sinister. That comes when Gordon says “A Dark Knight”. That is meant to illustrate Batman’s image of being an antithetical and contradictory character- who is “dark” but a “knight” at the same time. This last note which sounds sinister shows that side to Batman’s character, because firstly he always operates in the dark, his interrogation techniques are controversial and extreme, and he revels in the public and the criminal community “fearing” him for his Bat-like visage and “bad-ass” reputation.
The last half bit of the first link is the music in the end credits.
It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.
Awas do you log in like any other blogger or, like a blog administrator? Because, if you log in as a blog administrator then, you don’t need to go to other pages, you can read all the comments from everyone from one page also, you can write your own comments from the same page without going anywhere. Plus you can approve others comments as well. If you need any help please feel free to ask.
“I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.”khansahab.
khansahab you are reminding me of my Nana, I was 6-7 years old hence I can’t remember the name of the movie but, I do remember him telling to someone that he saw a particular movie 60 times and that too for one song and he used to go to the cinema house at a particular time, watch the song and come out. May be TV was there, but VCR’s were not invented then. May be my mother must have repeated this story later that’s how I remember it so well.
Yeah, we too call them as crisps but chips is the older version. The chips that were chips then, are now fries or French fries. George Dubiya Bush wanted to change the name of French fries to Freedom fries but, it didn’t work. Because, people refused to call French Kiss as Freedom Kiss. Hence, na ya change howa na wo change howa!
BF (ex BF i.e), I loved Heath ledger’s acting! He did an amazin job. Yeh the score is really good.
I had frog’s legs a week ago for the first time. They were good. YUMMM lol
She treats me like shit which is why I wish I looked better She is so NOT interested in me
I don’t have her on my Facebook…..
I like 2 or 3 more, one is a hijaab wali, she looks kinda shy. I used to stare at her and she used to ALWAYS catch me out staring at her. But sometimes she smiles, so I don’t think she hates me.
There’s another one (apni) who is very shy, but I don’t think she likes me too.
There’s one more who is very fit, she generally ignores me but once she made a kinda pass at me cos I was always staring at her. But I didn’t respond with interest out of shyness, decency and shock. So she doesn’t look at me now. This one has a reputation of being a bit of a bitch.
There’s this gori who looks like Miss Pakistan 2006, Sehr Mahmood. She was in my uni as well and I fancied the crap out of her.
There’s one more, she is OK, very friendly but she has a boyfriend. She is an apni, but she is so fair and she has dark brown hair, she looks like a gori.
But to cut a long story short, none of them like me
Forget them all. You never listen to me. Do you want an empty ‘beautiful’ vessel or a nice person?!
Don’t let them treat you like crap. They probably get a kick out of it because they can sense they can get away with it due to the fact they think you like them.
You men are so superficial and visually orientated No wonder why I am a nun
But Khansahab, despite all his staring, is a nice person. He does not deserve it.
I am listening to the Humrahee song. I still love it!
VP
Di you go to the January Sales? Have you bought anything nice recently? I haven’t bought anything for myself for months and months. I want to treat myself…well…for being me
I don’t stare like most others guys do. They share in an indecent way with some sinister expression on their faces, more like “lust”.
I stare in a very subtle way and usually by the time the girl has noticed it, I am looking in the opposite direction. I stare just to please my eyes, not to give any indication to the girl or make her uncomfortable. I am a gentleman after all!
i did not go to the sales cos it gets too crowded. however, i have bought myself a pair of knee high boots.
ofcourse you should get yourself something, shopping is therapeutic for some ladies so if u r feeling stressed cos of exam pressure, u must go and treat urself!
khansahab - staring in a subtle way – is like, “save the whale sticker on a Japanese fishing trawler.” Puleeez, come on now don’t act weird. A girl doesn’t like a guy if he doesn’t look into her eyes. Because, she also wants to see the colour of your eyes and whether you blush or not and, whether you notice her blush and Mascara?
High heels ! Last night on that Obama Neighbourhood show when all these famous singers Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Shakira etc., were singing for him, they all were wearing high heels like minimum 4 inches could be six. And, instead of dancing they were actually trotting. I wonder why they do that?
What Awas is trying to say is that, young Abul who is a 16 year old celebrity on this blog and future legspinning star playing for Pakastaan, COMPLIMENTED your picture and thought you were PRETTY.
So he LIKES you and that is why YOUR LEG is being pulled.
VP thanks for telling me how you make Royal Pieces and also by adding Khoya on top, I prefer Malai and that too Bhains kay doodh ki. And, Sweetie you don’t like sweets so what will you do with the recipe? Just because I wrote, I bake it got your attention, right? I know you are a good baker(y).
VP, =( Thats why i dumped BF. But sadly enuff BF is right.. The spark’s still there!
Wat was i to do? He keeps cheating on me openly & when Theo tries to warn me, he assuses him of stealing me from him! HUH
& he says i cant make Shahee tukrey? Sure i cant make those but i make awsome Tiramisu & cheese cake & Chocolate hazelnut truffle cake!
Look at how he flirts wit DRC & then talks about all these other girls. The next girl he stares at, hopefully returns his looks wit a 4″ stiletto!! HAHAHA
you better change the picture in that icon because I have observed that since you’ve uploaded that picture you are using Maa dee, Pen dee, Pen Sill dee a lot. Vaisay bhee why do you have to keep that eye sore?
In addition to a pretty face I also want sex appeal. No good having a pretty face if she can’t turn me on
I also want a free rein over perving on anyone I want, making passes and encouraging affairs, and exercising my religious and god gifted Islamic right to have 4 wives.
So VP are you planning to marry an ordinary Asian male or an extra-ordinary one? If you are a tall person then, you should find one who is tall. But, there are other things that you need to consider apart from his height. Kaheen aqal ghutnao may na ho? And do you believe in the expression: “Matches are made in Heaven”? But no one can do anything if Akmal keeps dropping catches?
OK Batman and Bat Women you may carry on your discussion, I am off. Although it is only 7:30 p.m. but early dinner followed by the remaining shahi tukray is intoxicating, I need to slouch on the sofa like a couch potato and take a nap in front of the TV. That’s another thing that my nap may be 10 hours long.
DRC
U remember Aloo of BBC MB? LOL….. what a “Constipotatoed” personality she has.
hehe, this site doesnt get along with me, sometimes it blacks out on my pic other times it doesnt show my messages so i have to re-write them and then it puts both of them on
Ahhh, the good old Sweetie is lost, I thought you were romantic and could understand the touchy poetry iPod and I are writing about Awas. But don’t worry you came to the right place now.
I’m impressed when you mentioned you ate frog legs! I had a similar experience in Georgia. It was spicy and it tasted like chicken. May be because of the batter and seasoning? I ate Crocodile meat in Memphis, TN and it tasted good but kind of chewy.
Yeh frog legs are like chicken. & the one i had tasted somewhat like teriyaki chicken.. yummm hehe Ive had baby octopus, which was good but very chewy.
Im hopeless when it comes to shair shaerii. It goes rite over my head!
Well, I was trying to pull Awas’s legs with the following rhymes:
iPod ke aaane se jo ajaate hai monh per ronuq
Sub samujhte hain keh bemaar ka haal uchcha hai
Means, Awas is feeling very ill lying in the bed, so when the woman of his dreams (iPod in above rhyme) comes and visit him, his face gets red and glows so she thinks he’s doing fine.
So the rhyme was intended to express the excitements of Awas every time he sees Ipod on LS.
Oh I have eaten Octopus, Crickets, Wax Worms, Scorpios, and Rattle Snakes also. I’m all for trying new things and adventures. Life is short and I want to live it to the fullest.
You guys haven’t seen nothing yet, unless you try those great tasting food God sent for our delight you’ll never know! Eating all those food gives me a sense of connection with our ancestors. Besides, nothing is more romantic than a candle light dinner with worms on your plates. So my advice to Abdul is to take DRC on such a dinner, she won’t forget him for rest of her life. Btw my next adventure food will be turtles. You guys are welcome to join.
Awas
In hell God will make all men watch Opera (the theater where a crazy woman yells and screams), and to punish women he’ll make them watch “Ultimate Cage Fighting”, “Strongest men in the World” and such sports.
Really? He is not the guy in his profile picture then. The “Family” I know don’t listen to such torturous stuff. Khansahab will confirm this, because he listens to 50 Cents, Lil Wayne, and Kanye West, the melody kings.
Theo, the great tasting food ure talking about isnt considered food at all (may be in the world of bats, mice, lizards). Theyre called keerey makorey, which isnt FOOD for us humans! Dont we have plenty of food on this planet to enjoy? lol Besides, in hell thats all we’ll be served, INSECTS! So u might as well enjoy what we have been blessed wit. haha
You see I’m training myself for a Hell journey by eating bugs. Since Awas showed no interests in Worms, Crickets, and Scorpios, he’ll be having a tough time over there, preparation is the key.
Just so you know, bugs are high in protein and minerals and less in fats, very nutritious. One more thing, you eat shrimp, crab, and crawfish right? They are bugs too!
Theo deer, prep isnt the key. U should be enjoying food for humans while ure on earth. Life is mortal, but life after death is immortal, ull get keerey makoorey forever! ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I know crabs & shrimps are insects, Lobsters are cockroach family members! lol
I do not eat seafood, so i am good hehehe
Ewwww@the thingss you guys eat. I eat chicken and occasionally lamb, but apart from that nothing. Paye, beef and anything else, just looking at it freaks me out. Ewwwwwww!Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!*shudders*
Sweetie and now to be “Dark Round Circles” around eyes due to studies
Look guys, you’re not getting the point here. I can’t let things go, I want to get even with someone who do me harm. So before bugs eat me when I’m dead in my grave, I’m getting even with them while I’m alive.
DRC, that’s too many frogs around and when I think of the cluster of eggs a female frog produce, there population will quadruple in no time. I and Sweetie are doing favor to mankind by eating them. May be eating frogs is a way for my unlikely entry into heaven.
Abdul
A 6’ plus tall spinner could be very intimidating for most batsmen. I bet you can get a better flight of the ball than most. Ladies find 6’ plus very charming and some of them are probably fancying you right now! I mean they’ll be like, “Oh my God, Abdul is 6’, I can’t wait to melt in his arms”. You go Abdul!
Yes Steeler I’ve seemed to shot up dramtically and in the last 2 or 3 years I’ve been able to decieve the batsmen in flight and the variety of variations but now I’ll be relying on variations and bounce to get my wickets.
Yes people have advided me to convert to bowling fast but I can’t simply do so as I’ve been a spinner for 5 or 6 years and been very successful in doing so. So why change ? Although my height can be intimidating !
VP its very strange that birds chirping freaks you out? I guess its the odd time, right? Well, in Pakistan there are some Kukkars (roosters) they keep Kukkurr Koooing right after midnight.
Here, during spring and summer we get so many birds and I always wake up in the morning with birds singing and chirping on the trees as we usually keep our bedroom windows open unless its very, very hot and I love that kinda feeling to wake up with birds chirping and singing. It starts from April and till October we have different type of birds. We have a lot of trees in the backyard and in the front.
On the front yard we have two big trees, one is a crab apple, that’s not edible but, birds eat, the second is a Mulberry tree (Shahtoot) and there is so much fruit that the whole lawn gets deep purplish black when the fruit is lying on the lawn. And, believe you me every morning at least 200-300 birds come in flocks and initially starts fighting i.e., to who grabs first and in the process the ripe ones start falling on the floor. After about an hour or so there is no noise and you think they are all gone? But, if you look through the window they are all sitting puffed up totally intoxicated or drugged and then you do a Husssssssssshhh and you see them flying in flocks.
These birds are more like the Robin but, not exactly the European one, even slightly different from the American Robin which is reddish/brownish but, this one is more black/brownish like the Thrush from the Turdidae species. Once the fruit is over they don’t come, they go elsewhere, in fact they return for crab apple which comes late.
There are so many cute ones like the Cardinal, the Blue Mountain bird, the Chick a dee dee dee here is a link for ChickaDee Dee. The name is from the sound. Take a look.
There is one which makes a sound and it sounds like my name, jovid, jovid, jovid, jovid and its so cute. There was a crazy one she used to see her own reflection in the window and used to come sit on the window sill and bang her beak knocking, jovid, jovid, jovid…. sounds so funny.
In the backyard we have a huge Maple tree that’s my BBQ canopy or umbrella, and other than that there are two cherry trees, one is red cherry the other is pinkish creamy. The red one is good for jams, but the other one is very sweet and tasty. The Mulberry is also very sweet and the only problem is its plucking. Cherry plucking is easy.
Like Theo I used to be a hunter and do a lot of hunting animals, birds, (ducks, partridge, grouse etc.) fishing etc., but I prefer catching them on camera. Besides, in Canada I have not applied for a gun license there is no one to give me company not even for fishing. All my good fishing rods and the whole equipment is lying in the garage. I do have a lot of cameras but my new project is Nikon 90D.
VP I have never eaten them and I never intend. I only have ever seen them cooked at other peoples’ houses. I prefer bonless chicken and keema. I don’t mind salmon, cod and tuna.Not a fan of seafood.
Over 6’ and still growing…Wow…you rock man! I had always imagined you of low gravity, whizzing out your googlies, someone like Maulvy Mushy as you like him a lot. I’m impressed! Girls watch out…mothers, lock your daughters behind doors…Adul-Ghani is out in town
You got to post your picture man!
Theo, Lol @ your Maulana Javed…on birds!
Javed
Hummm, so, you’ve done bird hunting!!! Poor little birds…how could you!!!
That’d be me Awas. I love Batter fried shrimps,scallops & sizzling lobsters & crabs (these too i find hard to eat now). But other than tat i cant. The smell makes me sick =(
Ewww no paaey or beef. Just chicken or lamb for me. I would rather eat sabzi than have these ajeeb o gareeb things. I love bhindi and baingan. They are my favourite dishes.
LOL I can’t be a hadi in the kebab, I told you I was allergic to them hehe. Plus, Khansahab ki aakhein kahein aur hain
VP do you eat keema? I can bear that every so often but nothing else.
no allergy, only that i find it stinky i know im weird. so u can imagine i have chicken k qeemay k koftay only (with ofcourse hara masala stuffed inside )
fairy god mother will be disappointed to know
Yeh lamb keema if fine Awas. Don’t like pieces of lamb. I know VP i love sabzis. LOL when I came to uni this week mum made me loads of sabzi waley salaan and for bro meat, meat and more meat!:D
Another big weekend of work tomorrow, so I need a kip.
khansahab, I had hoped to watch the match on that link of yours but I got a couple of meetings too. So may not see much of it Anyway, looks like SL got their tails up now.
Yes Awas, Theo called me Maulana Javed on my saying that birds stretch their wings, extol to glorify Allah. Which is actually in one of the verses of the Qura’an I can’t remember which one, but it was something more about our limited knowledge that we don’t know about creation that only all living things but even the celestial bodies glorify Allah and the example was given in one of the Al-Hadith that once, Prophet Mohammad picked up a few pebbles and shook them in his hand and those who were with him heard them glorifying Allah, according to him it is not important that they are glorifying Allah, but Allah lifted the veil for that short moment for us to see how even the celestial bodies glorify Allah. Hence, there is a veil that protects us from knowing everything in this world, its similar to the way we don’t see the Jinns and the Malouks is one of those mysteries of this Universe.
VP
Its not like a garden, garden there are plenty of beautiful homes in the area where we live, in fact the way we have let the trees grow may not be appealing for many who want perfection in their garden. One thing is for sure is that the house looks like a house very much ‘lived-in’ house and not a magazine photo of a dream house.
We were shocked to see one day that our new neighbours (age group 32-34) chopped off the big olive tree, two huge blue spruce it must have taken 30 – 40 years to grow a blue spruce of that size that was only to get some sunlight on their pool deck.
We have a lot of squirrels here and they don’t even hibernate anymore in this severe winter. khansahab you better set a mouse trap in your attic or you must “pallow” a billy. I have one.
Khanshab, I have no intentions on watching Chandi Chowk to China. The only movie I’ve watched this year is Slumdog Millionaire.
I found the story enjoyable on the whole surrounding around the theme of destiny. It was rather amusing but still would rate Kudha Kay Liye or Rab Ne Bana De jodi ahead of it. Due to use of English language the film has won so many awards but I’d say it’s average on the whole.
Did anyone see the Amitab Bachan scene in the movie. LOL ! Absolutelty hilarious !!!!
As was the Taj Mahal bit.
Darcey are you writing this comment from the train station using your blackberry? Remember Andheeke also did that, her last comment was from the train station using the phone blackberry and she is lost in wilderness, haven’t heard anything from her since then. Sana also left in similar fashion from London to Manchester and I dunno what Sweetie did to iPOD they both are missing.
Theo will be too upset at your departure! Anyways, you and Abdul both have something in common and that is you two start comments with Balle Balle…. but, why are you remembering Harrapa and Mohenjodaro? Anyways, good luck and good bye.
Congrates on getting rid of your last exam, go home eat Payee, and have fun BUT be back soon. Who are we going to pick on? And if you don’t, I have some powerful rifle scopes. I can spot you from ½ mile, train, bus, car or whatever. Abdul has asked me to keep you in check; he wants to make sure you remain a nun for a while.
I really like this old Pakistani drama, dhoop kinare. not many people may remember it. to me its a classic and in the background, there used to be this really nice ghazal by Faiz played and it was sung by Nayyara Noor. Raat yun dil mein teri, beautiful small ghazal with a lovely soothing tune to it
Sweetie, depressing bhee kehti ho aur yaad bhee rukkha hai. I am not sure if it is Faiz’s but, it is something like this…..
Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho meray ham dam meray dost
Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho kay teray dil ki thakan
Teri aankhoon ki udasi teray………… whatever whatever
But, the one VP is referring is defo. Faiz…. here it is….
Raat youn dil may teri khoi howi yaad aaye
Jaisay weeranay may chupkay say bahar ajaye
Jaisay sehraon may haolay say chalay baad-e-naseem
Jaisay beemar ko bay wajah qaraar ajaye.
At night my lost memory of you returned
and I was like the empty field where springtime,
without being noticed, is bringing flowers;
I was like the desert over which
the breeze moves gently, with great care;
I was like the dying patient
who, for no reason, smiles.
The translation is by some guy called Dr. Shahid…….. its not bad, its better than Seth’s
I like Faiz’s this ghazal
Tum aaye ho, na shab-e-intezaar guzri hai
Talaash may hai saher, bar bar guzri hai
Junoon may jitni bhi guzri, ba’akar guzri hai
Agar chay dil pay kharabi hazaar guzri hai
Hooiee hai hazrat-e-naseh say guftagaoo jis shab
Woh shab zaroor sar-e-koo-e-yaar guzri hai Woh baat saray fasanay may jis ka zikr na tha
Woh baat unko bahot nagawaar guzri hai
Na gul khilay hain, na un say milay, na mai pee
Ajeeb rang may abkay bahar guzri hai
Chaman pay gharat-e-gulcheen say janay kya guzri
Khafas say aaj saba bay qarar guzri hai
The verse in this ghazal that, I have highlighted is the one I like most…. its really the jewel in the crown. And, btw I heard it on CD and wrote it myself, you won’t find it with these spellings on the Internet. I hate when they write Roman Urdu like this:
TuM aAye Ho, na sHab-e-iNtezaAr guZzri hAi ….. I dunno why they do that?
Yeah Hasina Moin had some wonderful TV serials back in the days. One observation from those shows is; they all have strong female characters so I would say her TV serials were semi feminist.
Sweetie
You and poetry? I thought poetry was not your kind of candy but oh well, life is full of surprises. I hate depressing songs and poetry and anything that hampers my positive energy. I like light poetry but philosophical poetry as well.
Hey, don’t miss the Super Bowl. They’ll show some nice commercials in 3D. You’ll have to buy the 3D glasses to enjoy those, they cost like 2 or 3 bucks. Also, the day after Super Bowl they’ll telecast the show “Chuck” in 3D on NBC. Check these links below; one is with Obama holding a Steelers jersey and the other with a NASA Steelers fan video in space.
and guess what! i kinda like dasht-e-tanhai main by iqbal bano. her ‘karak’ voice has a different feel to it. even tho i dont fully understand wht the ghazal means. i have been to a few mehfil-e-ghazals, and the whole atmosphere is superb. love it!!
Hmmm no I will not auction them to you. Ner ner! I haven’t been smoking but have had a recent burst of silliness and energy due to an overdose on energy drinks.
Last night I slept as soon as I got up and woke up in the night all confused to as I was. I still thought I was at uni lol
I am sure you have lots of time to see me now. I have been meaning to change it for a while.
Yeah I’ve heard of Red Bull energy drink slogan that it gives you wings, LOL. We have seen you and confirmed dimple rosy cheeks but Abdul the Spin King might still be interested in your picture, bechara! Why deprive him of your good looks?
Btw why you wouldn’t sell your bangles to me, I still have that stuffed deer I shot and named it after you. She wants some bangles to look pretty. I put lipstick on the deer lips also, she looks cute now.
Sweetie
Since DRC went home, you seem more relaxed, why is that?
I detest Red Bull but I drink this energy drink called Relentless. It taste medicinal but gives energy. The after effects are not good though! I felt so high yesterday haha ask Khansahab!
I am sure Abul will get over me removing my pic. He can stare at Sweetie now :p lol!Oh and it definitely is not deprivation.
Ewwww I don’t want my bangles going on a deer. Therefore I cannot sell them to you. If anything, you should gift me some bangles. BTW I adore chooriyaan.
I am going away tomorrow till the weekend. So excited!
I see a black dabba, and no pic for you and it’s been like that for weeks:(
Khair koi gal nai. I was wanting to only keep my pic up for a few days but when I am at uni, I have a really bad internet connection which crashes and it would not let me change frequently.
I am agree with Vanilla iPod on getting your face back. I thought if I honor a stuffed deer your name, it will mean something to you but you won’t even sell the bangles to make her look pretty. You are cruel to my deer!
Relentless? that’s a funny name but very apt to your conditions yesterday, LOL. The thing that caught my eyes, you were high after drinking so are you sure you didn’t add any additives to it -:)
After Bush’s departure from the White House a few secrets were revealed.
The story goes like this:
Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. ‘Just think,’he said, ‘when I am President, I’ll get to have a gold urinal!’
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary during her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, ‘Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.’
Thanks to Mugabe we have learnt the following figures.
Thank our Mr Mugabe – you are really a clever idiot…
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And we thought our jobs were hard…. see what happens in Zimbabwe ….
A Bank clerk summing the total daily deposits amount in figures and words (end of day……………………)
$384 943 621 753 891 453 665 264 221 439 . 81
That is three hundred and eighty-four Octillions, Nine hundred and forty three Septillions,Six hundred and twenty-one Sextillions, Seven hundred and fifty-three Quitillion,Eight hundred and ninety-one Quadrillion, Four hundred andfifty-three Trillion,Six hundred sixty-five Billion,Two hundred and sixty-four Million,Two hundred and twenty-one Thousand,Four hundred and thirty-nine dollars Eighty-one cents…..
The def of Unagi ure talkin about DRC, is from Friends, which was supposedly the state of total awareness of one`s mind. But Unagi is the Japanese word for fresh water eels.
I know DRC has been drinking Scotch and smoking joints lately to get relaxed after her tough exams. She called it “Relentless” stuff, yeah right! To prove my point I can tell you, that is exactly why she changed her picture so we won’t notice her woozy and boozy eyes.
Btw that Unagi sounds like food to me, hmmmm…eels -:)
DRC
Why you think Abdul is a “little person”? Did you mean he is a dwarf or skid like? For your info he is 6’ plus tall and can take on anyone.
You are wrong on BF for Sweetie, because, she does not want him anymore. It’s all because DRC sow poison in their relationship pretending to be a “nun”. You know I tried my best to make things right as I’m very kind hearted “Seedha Saada” guy who try to reach out and help everyone but things didn’t work out that way.
I like Abdul the Spin King and DRC matchup though, very cute!
Sweetie tumharay iraday khatarnaak lag rehay hain, you should know Euthanasia is haraam! Today, because of the snow blizzard I have canceled all my outdoor appointments and after finishing my paperwork I am going to take a nap! Actually my naps are longer than 4 hours during the day. Besides, I need rest.
Javed, euthanasia is not putting oneself to sleep, but animals. We call it suicide, & i have no intention of doing so. Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon, that too for the unworhty? i DONT tink so!
I’ll tell you a true horror story to make you stay awake:
When I was like 13, this one time there was this big electricity black out on a dark cloudy summer night in Karachi. I and 3 other friends went out and sit by the Clifton beach, which was walking distance from us to take fresh air. It was our hang out spot to smoke cigarettes and discuss girls. May be because of pitch dark somehow the conversation turned to ghosts and spirits. One friend was like his grandma had this ghostly episode where a small puppy turned into a giant one and it chased her. The other one was like his folks saw a witch with her feet in reverse orientation. We all were a little nervous after that. Then we saw something amazing, there was this monster looking guy like 12 feet tall coming towards us from a distance at some speed. We looked at each other and without saying a word started running; one even left his shoes, LOL. When we ran a distance we looked back if the monster is still chasing us and it turned out he was a guy riding on a camel. If you know, camels are tall and slender animals so if you see them from front they’ll give you impression of a person with long legs.
Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon,Sweetie
Hai Hai Barbaad kion? Barbaad tumharay Dushman. Look at other people who may be experiencing worst situations in life, so Shukar Alhamdolillah kaho. Yeah, 4 hours is just a modest nap. Sometimes, if I sleep around 5 p.m. I wake up the next morning at 8:00 a.m.
Larkapun khail may khoaya
Jawaani neend bhar soyaa
I dunno about the rest, I need to ask a Buddhhha whether he really cries?
Those who say they love snow are only ROMANCING with snow
Once you are MARRIED to snow, you give a cold shoulder
Over here we get a lot of snow and that doesn’t bother me, it is the lonnggggggggggg and streeeeeeeeetchedddddddddd winter that bothers me. And, watching snow fall from inside is different from outdoors. Even, the country side outdoors are better than city because in the city we dump a lot of salt, gravel and that keeps the roads clear and non-slippery but, the yucky muddy water and the car exhaust and pollution makes the snow look like dirt and slush thats yucky. And, then parking is a big problem in downtown, even though I have my own parking but, its not covered its open so clearing up the mess is not all that romantic. You start hating after a while.
We do go outdoors to mountains and enjoy that’s a different feeling but, everyday, everyday walking through the mess and that too from November to May is a bit too much, I am sure you will get fed up. Also, with temperatures as low as -30C and with wind chill its -40C but, these are few days and then it goes up to -10C and we all say, Thanks God! Its warm.
Generally when it snows here it is around 0 to -5C but today it is -13C and very windy.
Javed, only a hunter can describe the feeling when you see a wild animal in close range. Your nerves get so tense and your heart gets pumping. It’s much worse than when you approach your crush when you are very young.
I’m impressed, you did quite good hunting back in the days, I don’t know but I’m addicted to hunting and fishing and my life won’t be complete without it. Forget hunting for a while; just think of a nice spring sunny day when you are out on a river or stream with water so clean you could see fish in it. Just the sound of running water and excitement of a catch is priceless. I go fishing time to time these days but don’t catch a lot of fish due to snow and limited water run. I’m waiting for March to clean up the snow of streams here.
Sweetie
Take your hunter soul out lady, it is kill or be killed world. You’ll make a good hunter, trust me on that. If you don’t have guns wink your eye to deer and coyotes, they’ll drop dead, LOL.
How bout i wink to some decent guy & not a deer & a coyote? Besides i just rid myself of a coyote, dont wanna get stuck wit another one lolll … No a hyena would be more appropriate LOLLLL
Oh, I’m getting the picture here. I’m not a kind hearted guy like Awas and Javed so instead of “Suber and Jameel” I’ll tell you something that I know best and which is:
Never shy away from getting even with someone who tried to harm you. There is nothing sweeter than revenge -;) Besides, you can do a massacre of guys by winking your eyes if you choose to, you have the weapons.
LOL@ Putin stealing the ring! Aakhir ko KGB ka background jo hai
Theo kind hearted I am, But, I am not a soft hearted persons. There is a difference between the two. For e.g., many hunters they hunt their prey but, they chicken out when it comes to cutting and cleaning. Deer ko cheer phaar kerna tou door ki baat hai they don’t even clean their fish, I don’t mind doing that, I have done that before many times. And, for cooking if I have to make steaks I bring the whole of Fillet Mignon and cut it myself. And the same for BBQ tikkas. Because, most butchers here have no formal training and they cut everything on the machines bzzzz, bzzzzzzz, bzzzzzzzzz and that’s it. Cutting steaks or making tikkas is an art.
Ps
And, you don’t say “Suber & Jameel” You say “Sabbrun Jameelun” this reminds me of Nawaz Sharif’s distant cousin Babra Sharif.
You know I heard this notion that most football players when they die, lay in the coffins with their Super Bowl rings on. This give me an idea to get one -:)
yeh sweetie, i sed before if DRC was gnna take it off, i was too plus, didnt want my ‘sad face’ (after khansahabs saddest face) to be showing amongst all the happy faces.
VP
khansahab has not shown his real face to anyone on the blog so why are you worried about him? And DRC is a moody kuri she will say yes for a no and no for a yes
A marwari family in Rajasthan was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top , which read as follows:
“Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in RAJASTHAN. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates, and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma’s left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Papa is also not keeping well nowadays.”
LOL at Javed’s joke, a good one indeed! About Super Bowl Ring, “coffan chore he sahi mugger unghooti to haath aajayge” -:)
I clean up the deer stomach myself but give it to a butcher here who cuts it up nice for like $40. I know how to cut up and clean up the whole cow because that’s what my dad would make us do during “Badi Eid”. I also clean fish myself but instead of fillet I like cross cuts.
Yes Javed, DRC is very “naaz nukhray wali” and Vanilla iPod is “ziddi Pukhtoon” They’re not kind of guys who’ll care about Abdul’s sad and empty eyes -:)
I think it depends on the value of the coffin if it is Mahogany and has a value of $10K compared to the fake ring …….. he might say (like a Moulvi said to his wife about the leg of a chicken stolen from their neighbours) agar muft may yae bhee hath ajai tou bura kya hai?
Secondly DRC is in the train which has gone beyond the point of no return.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it , and I would turn red in the face.’ > > ‘Yes,’ the class said. ‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’ A little fellow shouted, ‘Cause your feet aren’t empty.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE God is watching.’ . Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > > A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’ >
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m moving to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”
Hey, thanks for the warm thoughtful words!!! Despite “working really fast” by not looking at LS, I managed to get to bed at 3 Anyways, a couple of more days left of hard labour…
Really good ones…the kiddies one has been around but good to read it again. They say things so instinctively…makes to laugh. Only $800 in a year was hilarious!!!
Hey, watch out before you say things like that against us here…
#274 was a grand assault on males of Homo sapiens species. How can Awas chicken out and just protest slightly with a smiley face? Awas you pu*sy, find some “in your face” kind of material against women and post it here! LOL.
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Sweetie, so in the eyes of women, marrying is equivalent to driving? That is because men cannot be lead or driven, they like to drive and drive women crazy to the extent they call him a dog! And, that is based on their own perception that because a dog is man’s best friend? Its true and that’s why Man trusts his dog more than his wife.
Guys, my day has just begun without tea and without breakfast and I can’t even see the screen properly I better smell Chai and wake up, until then cheerios have fun, since Theo is @ his office. He seldom touches his computer while he is at home, ‘coz his bitter half oooops better half might throw him in Natalie’s den.
Javed, seems like ure brain is still asleep even tho ure not. Go get ure tea fast & read wat it said. It simply means Men chase women for fun, or they consider them amusement. Im not generalising here, but be honest & tell me if i am wrong? Major does rule u know…
Javed, I’m very sensitive about my and Natalie’s legendary platonic love. Since you mentioned her name, I can’t stop myself visiting her “koocha” on Hot Gals page. So her I go to present some romantic poetry for her killer smile.
Sweetie I had my tea and my breakfast, aur baa hosh O hawas mai yae kehta hoon the meaning of that sentence is not what you are trying to tell us now. Secondly, the analogy that is used in the next sentence that its just like dogs chase a car but, they have no intention of driving it…. actually dogs are not capable of driving a car and that’s bakaoz Man is Ashraful Maqlooqaat. Thirdly, God may not have said: “I can do better next time hence He created a woman.” The truth is God’s creation is perfect and if you are referring to how Man was created by God, and not according to Darwin, then you must also know that the woman was created from Man’s rib. Until then she was in his rib cage! Ab Azaadi mili hai tou Chahaik ti hain?
The other thing is you are mixing Darwin’s theory with Reality of Man by saying ‘Men trust their own kind’ According to God, Man is the Best of ALL His creations. Hence dog is not the same kind. A dog is a very intelligent animal but, not as much as a Chimpanzee and according Darwin his real ancestors are Chimps and not dogs. So, the difference is not even in kind but that of a degree. You can compare a few dumb blondes with a Chimp and see the difference.
Javed, Darwin gaya teil leinay! lol
I am not changing the meaning of wat i had posted. First of all it was supposed to be FUNNY, second wat do u mean by azadi? Everyone has rights & freedom.
God did do better didn’t he, when he created women? hehehe
LOL Javed, good job! You made a strong case for men by involving God in the discussion that Sweetie can’t defend it now. I can’t believe I’m missing one rib because of women. Ladies, I want it back!
Sweetie, Aayeena Unn ko dikhayaa tou bura maan gaye?
Exactly, thats the point if you compare Man with a dog being its own kind then a dumb blonde can also be compared with a Chimp. But you know what? Its an insult to the Chimps. Click the link below……….. the Video is worth seeing.
And, Sweetie you know me better than others that I don’t get serious, what makes you think I am not laughing at this debate? Like Munir do I have to put a smiley icon here?
Darwin gaya teil leinay? Means he is Zinda and having a good time with BB? Chalo dono Zinda hain, what a jori? ahahahaha. Imagine their next generation would be a bandar, but better looking and more brainier than Zardari!
Aur freedom of expression wali baat bhee aurtaon ki samajh nai aye ge coz they were created from the Rib cage of Adam, right? Cage kya hota hai? Urdu may Pinjra kehtay hain, tou she came out of the cage and Azaad hai ab… thats what I meant.
Women created from mans rib:
“Women characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. Women provide protection for the most delicate organ in man , his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.”
SO THIS UNIVERSAL RESPONSIBILITY bestowed upon women to support poor men ,we allow them the freedom of thinking women were created from their rib,when women around the world give birth to a boy every second minute litterally.
Sweetie is OUT of the frying pan and into the fire now*! But, her punches are just like yours i.e., when you punch someone in your dreams……. no power! I dunno if this fire is from propane gas or what?
*Urdu equivalent is “AssMan say TupKa Khajoor may Utka.” ahahahahaha
This is just a wild imagination or a sweet dream that women characteristics are like a rib and blah, blah… Actually she was inside the Man’s Rib Cage, he kept her inside his cage to protect her just like he protects his heart and his Jigar and when she was created he said, she is like my heart. He gave her everything to please her, but its hard for a man to please her and keep her happy. She loves nagging and keeps on nagging just like his heartbeat if that stops he is dead and if she stops nagging she is dead.
She gives birth to a boy every second minute, there is no denial in it, BUT not without the help of a Man. She is dependent on Man and not a chimpanzee!
Today is the battle of sexes at its best! Javed is on offense with no holding back. To beat Javed ladies need to bring a woman on her periods with severe cramps to show Javed how evil she can get, LOL.
F.K.R.
Good poetic analogy about a man’s rib and woman.
Guys, jokes aside, Holy Prophet said, “Jannat is underneath the feet of mother” so all my respect for women.
Theo jokes aside, Maa is Maa BUTTAAA, a husband is also known to be Majazi Khuda for his wife ! Lay Kin Aaj kal ki BV-ian* tou husbands ko Meaow kehti hain aur jootay ki noke per rekhti hain.
Ps.
BV-ian sounds like an Armenian name, right? For those who don’t know ALL Armenian names end up with …ian
Milikian
Proudian
Sebastian
Georgian
PPs
When I mingle with Armenian girls, I am Javedian
Btw, when ADDIDAS and NIKI were introduced into Russia, they changed their nakes:
There is no denial in God’s creation and I for one believe in what He says in Qur’an.
“Glory be to Him Who created pairs of all things, of what earth produces, and of themselves, and of what they do not know, and Who created a pair of everything.” (36:36 Qur’an)
“Wa min kul-ul-amwati jala feeha zao-jain etnain.” Of every kind He made in pairs, two and two (13:3 Qur’an)
Phenomenal existence is about pairing. It is a dynamic interplay of opposites. This seeming duality is the basis of our experience right down to the opposites of electron/positron, proton/anti-proton, quark/anti-quark, matter/anti-matter. We see it also in force/matter, particles/waves, motion/rest.
In Qur’anic terms, we have existence/non-existence, the First/the Last, the Inwardly Hidden/the Outwardly Manifest, darkness/light, stillness/movement.
But, the crux of the matter is, He created woman out of the chest (the rib cage) of a Man. Is there any denial in it? Unless you are an Atheist or a Darwinian Armenian.
So God created men and men started to bother Him ,so God thought how to get rid of man.
He created women and asked men to keep bothering her.So in the end all men will go to hell (for bothering God and women) and Women are going to Heaven anyway.
Heaven is created for hoors:)
Women are going to Heaven anyway. Heaven is created for hoors….
Actually, rather reportedly there will be million years old Hoors for Good Men whereas, for the good women there will be “Gul-Man” the equivalent of Hoor. So, once again even in Junnat they will not leave Man, the only thing they have done is added the word flower (gul) So, no wonder there was a Gul Badin Hikmat Yar (Flower Body Doctor Friend) on earth. May be they will look like him – a beard and a turban.
There is also a punishment for Hoor and that is, “Hoor kay Pehloo may Langoor”
Theo, nai there is no larai, no jhagra, but, aaj 2 kay bajai 3 parathay kahai nashtay may but Sweetie ran away from the blog.
Awas, Veal Rib Eye Steak is better than Beef Fillet Mignon Steak, especially if you serve it with a good sauce and, Avocado Salad, baked potatoes etc. I am adding fuel to the fire that is burning in your stomach. It is the same fire that Sweetie created today and left without extinguishing it and now you have to take it
khansahab landed on LS about 30 minutes ago and since then he is behaving like a hunter, getting all the news from various sources and copy pasting them on cricket, politics and mumbai page and not bothered to read my comments on those pages and Theo must be stuck on this V-talk5 page so he is also silent at the moment, Sweetie is still Khumba Noching and Awas is enjoying a khayali steak, DRC has gone home sweet home and VP is busy with her iPOD……… I better invent my on own jPOD and keep myself busy, actually I need a break now, besides you guys are very slow in responding.
LOL@ Quduok Murgi ahahahaha Sweetie may ignore my comments but, she will chase you and nail you down for calling her a Quduok Murgi…….. now someone please explain Khansahab what is a Qudouk Murgi.
God !Save me from Heaven if it is,”a beard and a turban.”
And not the wine ,flowing rivers,fountains,
pomegranates,pearls and rubbies,lush green gardens and everlasting life ,where I will always be young and beautiful.Heaven is surely not a place to be alone.WOULD IT NOT BE BORING THOUGH????
pure luxury…..
Theo:Lost for words or maybe boldness so yea I choose not to contest further on your theory of multiplication.
CAUTION:Sweetie ko nakhun taiz karnai ki zaroorat nahein hai,
Qiyamat sai puchtain hain qiyamat ka pata
Koi batlau kai hum batlain kiya???
Worry not lady, I’ll be in heaven to entertain hoors and all Earth women -:)
Wah wah at your rhyme, Boy, you have a poetic side which I was not aware of. Why the heck you were limited to Politics page. You have “V Talk” material written all over you!
I respond you in the same way:
Aashiqii sabr-talab aur tamannaa betaab
Dil kaa kya rang karuun khuun-e-jigar hone tak
Hum ne maanaa ke taghaful na karoge lekin
Khaak ho jaayenge hum tum ko khabar hone tak
Gham-e-hasti ka Asad kis se ho juz marg ilaaj
Shammaa har rang mein jalatii hai sahar hone tak
Hmmn!
Jannat and hour and Ghalib says:
Kehtai hain un sai jo tumko jannat main laingai hum
Kis raounat sai woh kehtai hain hoor nahein hain hum.
By the way your pic is better than tha other:
Usi kafir ko dekh kai jeetai hain jis pai dum niklai
LOL F.K.R. hoors are lonely in Jannat till the day of “Qayamt” so I’m going to give them an early visit after I die. I might visit Abdul’s quota of 70 hoors -:)
Awas, no Sweetie explained it in her email that she means “Bade Mian” by BM, which I think is excessive.
Ok im BACK! Wat u guys callin me a hen for? Im a cat wit sharp claws LOLL Wats qudak murghi?
ufffff gotta go again , be back in a bit!! Doc appointment..
Khansahab
It is utmost important that you post your photograph now I am shortlisying people for entry in Paradise,so apart from George Cloney,Hugh Grant,Clint Eastwood ,Cavin Costner ,my X husband (he is dammn gorgeous)
and the future one ,(oh yes!life is too cruel to be alone)Theo ,Awas and I am waiting for your photograph.
God!I have never laughed so much as on comment of Theo regarding early visit…
Word of advice though make sure you die alone though ,as the word goes the people we die with we will awake with them.
cummon guys! u know women were the best things made out of u lot!! imagine a world without women, it would be so dull for you!!
if there were no men in this world, then women would still be able to enjoy talking to each other cos they can discuss loads of things such as clothes, fashion, shopping, cooking etc what would men discuss if there were no women ?!
hehe and where would gay people find their women inspired gay partners? hain hain?! lol
Hey, all you chicken guys Awas, Khansahab, Javed, you have left me among a pack of female wolves and you expect me to survive on V talk page after fighting with them all day? Before they tear me apart, I’m out of here.
on gay people!
Goosh!! I went to this party and was amazed at Karioky performance ,sorry that I cannot share pictures,the most gorgeous girl was a guy.And guess what HER name is Takilla.He was dancing on beyonce ,Crazy in love,six inch heal I thought she is going to fall and than she stopped and said ,oh !my God my wig is falling …….and i realised it is a He.
Theo it is time you should check out Natalie,which she is she really?
Vanilla
I was busy in some projects and working alot.Hopefully I have more time at hand now.
Like your contributions and thoughts .Also
DRC,I honestly thought she is Sweetie until she showed her face.
and Good night people!my office work is a night mare.Annual Audit,new system and my assistant is calling sick after hangovers.
She comes in with headachs and dashes off with emergencies to meet her boyfriend.I listen to her excuses and end up offering her counselling , glass of water ,paracetamol and a request please finish this tomorrow ,pleaseeeeeee….
Theo left LS by singing this song: “Tum aye ho tou shab-e-intezaar guzri hai…. anyways, he called you a Qudouk Murgi before leaving, and you don’t know what it means?
The Murgi that stops laying eggs is called Qudouk Murgi. Actually its such a cruel thing we as humans do is, we eat all those eggs she lays and she is not aware of that, but there comes a time and its a basic instinct and she thinks its her duty to hatch those eggs which aren’t there and she sits there all day, all night, hardly comes out to eat or drink and when she is moved from that spots she makes a big fuss, shouts, screams, croaks, yells, attacks anyone who comes near her and this goes on for a few weeks she stops when the chickens are hatched i.e., if there were eggs and she comes out and teaches them how to feed on their own. Whereas, the Murga (generally he is one among 50 hens) is busy flirting with others and acts like Raja Inder. Now, don’t ask me what is Raja Inder, I am not a school teacher to teach you guys the basics, especially khansahab
Ps,
In short the Qudouk Murgi goes through a phase just like Menopause and they call it Henopause! The difference is the later stays permanently the Murgi goes back to the Murga flirting and ALSO laying eggs ….
Theo this is for your Friday breakfast, I know you can’t touch the computer at home BV ka hukam maantay ho aur bahot farmabardar ho, so you will read my comment tomorrow morning.
Ghalib ki issi Ghazal per uska accha vala misra yaad aya.
Aah koh chahiyeh ek umer honay tak
Kaun jeeta hai teri zulf kay saher honay tak
Aur Shammaa har rang may jalti hai sahar honay tak…. (yaad aya)
Shammaa bujhti hai tou uss may say dhuwaan uthta hai
Shola-e-ishq hoa Siyah-Posh meray baad.
Now, this is for you and, you would be saying after Natalie has gone!
voh meraa dost hayy yeh saray jahan ko hayy maloom
daghaa karayy voh kis se tu sharmm aayay mujhay
Mai nay maana kay kuch nahi Javed
Muft haath aye toh bura kya hai?
Theo nay jaatay jaatay Ghalib ki Rooh ko Bharka gaya aur Lahed may uski rooh nay karvat lee hogi>
Muddat hoiee hai yaar ko mehmaan kiyeh hovay
Josh-e-qadah say bazm, chiraghaan kiyeh hovay
Phir vaza-e-ehtiyaat say, ruknay laga hai dum
Barson hovay hain chaak giray baan kiyeh hovay
Phir shaoq ker reha hai khareedaar ki talab
Arz-e-matao-e-aqal-o-dylll-o-jaan kiyeh hovay
Chahay hai phir, kisi ko muqabil may arzoo Surmay say tez dashna-e-mizzgaan kiyeh hovay
Jee dhoonta hai phir vohi fursat kay raat din
Baithay rahain tasavur-e-jaaana kiyeh hovay
Ghalib! hamay na chhair kay phir josh-e-akshbaar Baithay hain hum tahiya-e-toofaan kiyeh hovay !!!
I know my dear, quite well if i must say! But ure a master of one? & who might that one be??? HEHE PAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The other day iPOD was talking about Iqbal Bano’s “Karrak” Awaaz and her famous Dasht-e-Tanhaiyeee may aye jaana jahaan larzaan hai
And, she said she doesn’t know the meaning of all the words. Hawwww Haiiiiiiiiiiii
The best verse in that ghazal is this:
Iss qadar pyaarr say, aye jaan-e-jahaan rekha hai
Dil kay rukhsaar pay teri yaaad nay hath.
Youn gumaan hota hai garchay hai abhee subhay firaaq
Dhall gayaa hijr ka din aa bhee gayee vasl ki raat …
Sweetie, Mai Devdas tou nahee hoon tou tum baar baar Paro ka kion zikr kerti ho? Aur wo bhe iiiiiiiishhhh kay sath. According to Paro I am a chocolate vo bhee non-alcoholic.
In that case I think you must change it to MONSTER of ONE. Have you seen Monster in Law? And last night Jon Stewart and Colbert Report, did you see that?
Uffff you guys are so slow, do you type with index fingers only? In that case you should go to and type@snailspeed.com ….. It is 6:00 p.m. and I wanna sleep so that I can get up late to watch the cricket match live but, the other problem is I am hungry, have to have my dinner too! I have leftovers today so no worries. Tomorrow I am planning to roast a lamb leg and call a few friends over for dinner its Friday. Sunday I am invited.
we got our picture taken at the traffic lights today for breaking the signal, just cos we cudnt see it, werent even speeding. there were two big flash lights, felt like a celebrity
Aaah, it must have really annoyed you…I like that u see the funny side too…
I had similar experience for “speeding”…driving at about 58 MPH in a 50 mile limit zone…there was lightning and it definitely wasn’t from the clear skies. So, my heart pounded, especially the thought of getting 3***
So far nothing has dropped at the door…I just hope I get lucky. Apparently, they use certain tolerance at what is excess over limit…so there is a bit of hope. I don’t know about the red lights though!
Boy George and george Micheal ,I didnot know for a long time they were gays and had their poster in my room ,of course which my mum hated.
Club Tropicana and Last Christmas is still my fav.
Boy George is Saira Banu’s twin bro/sis/miss/it, peut etre they got separated in a Mela or stolen from the hospital whatever. Because there is a striking resemblance between the two of them. Like they say in Urdu, “Isko Chuppao, Usko Dikhao” and no one would know who is who?
Awas: First of all Paro is not a business nor was she in any kinda business, all I can say is she is not virtual but, a real person also not filmy Paro. But, she works for a TV company in Dubai, she thinks that she is like Aishwariya and used to copy her styles and say “isssshhh” every time, she is not exactly like Aishwariya laikin, Sweetie jalti hai uss say because she is a gorgeous looking female and it is also a fact that she said, I am like an addictive chocolate. Aur yae purani baat hai magar Sweetie ko vo aaj bhee Zaher lagti hai and that’s why she keeps bringing her subject again and again.
Awas, Javed is very much lost in his own world of Paro , in which he believes i am jealous of her! (YEAH RITE!) LOL
I do hate her man… she was one *****. besides, she was the love of BM’s life, or was BM the love of her life? hahaha
ISHHHHHHHHHHHH (yuck)
When I saw Boy George in that “Karma Chameleon” song, I thought at first it was some Punjabi woman. He did look “pretty”.
Yeah he looked like Saira Banu. Has anyone seen some pictures and videos of Saira Banu when she was young? She was quite fit! She was fashionable, slim, not like old movies’ actresses. On Youtube I was also pleasantly surprised to see a few songs of her where she is wearing nothing (of course the “nude” parts are not shown, but the implication of nudity is there!)
Khansahab
On Youtube I was also pleasantly surprised to see a few songs of her where she is wearing nothing (of course the “nude” parts are not shown, but the implication of nudity is there!)
So what excites you here Khansahab,just the implication ???Dont tell me you are a high school boy ….
I like the Henopause word, very apt!
And, @ me not contributing to LS while I’m at home? Like the poet would say:
Aor bhe ghum hien zamane mien mohabbat ke sewa
Besides, she has eyes like oceans and I like to surf and swim -:)
One note though, the way you ladies on LS have a fascination for gay guys, straight guys fancy about lesbians the same way, why you ladies frown then -:)
yeh its true, he does resemble saira banu alot. ur eyes must hav phat by looking at those saira banu videos lol. i wonder if your family was there at that time and if you got embarrassed in front of them
Awas
they dont forget tickets/penalties ever. they may take up to three months before they send out the letter. they fine up to £60 and they give 3 points too which last for 4 years! sometimes they ask you to pass a pass plus test and may leave you without the points. but dont worry and just be careful on the roads, these things happen with everyone, no matter how good a driver you are.
and do refrain from smoking dodgy pods before driving
it was me who compared Boy George with Saira Banu, read my comments above but, neither him nor Saira B. appealed to me. khansahab, I saw her songs on u-tube but, I saw her a few years ago with Yousuf Bhai in Dubai, in case of YB, khandraat bataa rehay thay kay Imarat Azeem thee. But, in case of SB there is nothing to write home about except she is BG’s sister.
Theo, Durr ko Dukh aur Ghum ma naam day diya? (by saying that sher)
And, from that analogy you are saying mohabbat tou idher LS per hai (Natalie) aur Ghum ghar par hai, no wonder she is a bitter half Aur uski Samandari Aankhaon say tumko durr lugta hai? Kay kaheen vo tumko duba na day?
sweetie I know you hate her but she was not the whatever of my life, actually I was least interested in her because of our mental level but, on your talking about her so much now, I think I should have paid a little more attention to her as well.
F.K.R. @ 353
J
anab, os khatoon ko gurmi lag rahi hagge naach gaana kerte howe.
Javed
On reading about Paro, did you miss to score a hottie back in Dubai? Sweetie might lift the curtains if that’s the case -:)
Since you have very good taste of poetry, you know sinking in ocean like eyes is considered very charming in world of aashiqee. The only condition is; Ocean eyes must be free of sharks. Like they say:
Achchi to bohut hain tere yeh Ocean see aankhain
Dil es liye dhudke hai keh Shraks bohut hain
Who is George boy? I know George Bush.
Vanilla iPod
When we said, “You look sad in your picture” it didn’t mean that you didn’t look pretty. We should have said instead, “Udaas Haseena”, LOL.
Sweetie I seldom keel my dear, especially when it comes to gals, its the other way round. And which other gals are you talking about that I shouldn’t be talking in your presence? You mean, Manisha Cowrilla? Madhuri Big Sheep? Catwariya Rai? Cat-in-a Cafe? Car-is-ma Kapooray? Car-in-a Kapooray? They all got face lifting and liposuction and now busy in Bollywood avec, Govinda Shove-in-da, Mitty-Shitty etc.
Theo “Oceanic Aankhain” tou kisi Cargo Tanker Company ka naam lagta hai bhai. While on Aankhain someone said this b4,
Teri aankhaon kay siva duniya may rukkha kya hai?
Yae uthay subha chalay
Yae jhukay shaam dhalay
Mera murrna, mera jeena inhee aankhaon kay tallay!
LOL@ hottie in Dubai, aNO I did not think it was any kinda opportunity.
Nukta cheen hai gham-e-dil usko sunai na banay
kya banay baat jahaan baat banaye na banay
Ishq per zor nahi hai yeh hai woh aatish,
Ghalib kay lagai na lagay aur bujhaye na bujhay
OK guys, its Friday and I g2g. Theo, I guess I will see you on Monday. Weekends tou tumharay Guantanamo Bay ki terha guzartay hongay! LOL…. You must wish kay:
Rahiyeh ab aisi jaga chal kar jahan koi na ho
Hum sukhan koi na ho aur hum zubaan koi na ho
Bay dar-e-diwar sa ek ghar bana chahiyeh
Koi hum saya na ho aur paasbaan koi na ho
Pariyeh gar beemar toh koi na ho teemardar
Aur gar marjaiyeh, toh naoh-e-khawan koi na ho
Theo
fascination for gay guys,
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NO!I have no fascination for gay guys,it is just that they have become inevitable part of Central London.But I do not hate them either.
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Khansahab:
Yannee men never get over themselves.
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Vanilla dear
You look extremely decent in your photograph it is just that these men are so not used to ,to see decency any more.I liked your hair ,and softness on your face.Very few people have this .Extremely elegant the way you carry yourself.
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well the photograph of CJ is like,
Mughai dunya waloo sharabee na sumjhoo main peeta nahein houn pilayee gayee hai.
Litterally it is like a mob outside pub where someone is caught badly drunk and not in senses and people are trying to control him.Note the hand in front of him pushing …The man in the right side with the tongue out.
Rose petal Haji sahab ka istakbaal hou raha hai………
Theo
like when you enter the house, your spouse says, “aagaya too”, LOL
You are still lucky you know ,I used to say why did you come didnot your friends asked you to stay over.:)
Yes!! exactly like you my spouse used to say ,baree batameeze hou.Tum buhaat badal gayee hou,ziyada guree nahein buntee ja rahee.
aata hai yaadh mughko guzra huwa zamana
larna her chuttee baat pai
her baree baat ko bhool jaana
tum kou paa kai souch tha
zindagi aik dum sai mukamal hugayee hai
magar tum tu woh nahein thai
jis ka khawab her safar main saath tha
tum gai hou to jana hai zindagee sourouh houwee hai
kitna kuch badal gaya hai
magar main wasee hee houn
kuch kitabain
kuch batain
kuch phool
kuch suchian
bus koi khawab nahein hai
samagh nahein aayee ,tum aachai kiyoun lagai
tum main koi bhee baat achee nahein hai
kisi nai yeah bataya nahein waqat kai saath
khawab bhee badaltai hain
woh loug jo kabhi dil,kabhi jaan lagtai hain
Jaan ka azaab bantain hain
aapnee hi aankhoun pai buhaat ghusa aata hai
kiyoun aisai sapnai daikhai
aisa kiyoun houta hai
main jab souchtee houn
khud ko jaan liya hai main nai
sarai such pa leeyai hain
main hiraan aayeenai main kharee dekhtee houn
larkee sai aurat ka safar asaan nahein hai
hum jahan zindagee khatam kartai hai
aik nayee baat sourouh houtee hai
aik nayee talash sourouh houtee hai
logoun ki bheer main tum kho gai ho
lakin khud ku pa liya hai
buhaat sai khawab ajnabee hain
magar un khaboun kou panai ki koi jaldee nahein hai
main houn aur mairee tunhai
aacha lagta hai
koi baizargee nahein hai.
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very long and boring poem but Thanks people after a very long time I had a coversation with myself.
farrah k raja
30/01/09
Truth is I am not getting younger but the more lines I get more happier I am
I do not want to be young again and no I would not do a single thing differently and if I have to reborn I would like to born as a girl.
Main aur marai dost
college kai woh zamanai
jab hum souchtai thai
suraj hamain dekh kai nikalta hai
jab ustaad shararat bharee hunsee ko daikh kai
lecture bhool jatai thai
Jab larkai paas aanai sai ghubratai thai
Jab hum khud ko arstoo aur aflatoun samajhtai thai
ghas pai chaltai
hum kitnee batain kartai thai
meree ami tum ko dandtee thein
aur tumharee ami mujh sai kehtein thee
aab ghar jaou
buhaat aacha lagta hai yeah souch kai
jin titliyoun kai peechai hum bhagai thai
woh tamam jugnoo,woh tamam roushnee
woh tamaam khawab hum nai such kiyain hain
zindagi main saab sai haseen batain woh hain
jo tum sai kee hain
sab sai haseen khawab woh hain
jo hum nai milkai daikhai hain
tumharai baghair Lahore aacha nahein laga
aapna college bhee nahein
wahan ja kai daikhnai ko koi khawab jo nahein
tumharee yaadh bhee nahein
main aab bhee waisee hee houn
jab boultee houn souchtee nahein
tum bhee waisee he hou
kisi baat sai mughai ruktee nahein
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Farrah K raja
30/01/09
for my dearest friend faiza
Baazicha-e-atfaal hai duniya meray aagay
hota hai tamasha shab-o-roze meray aagay
Emaan mujhay rokay hai jo khainchay hai mujhay kufr
Kaaba’a meray peechay hai kalesa meray aagay
Mat pooch kay, kya haal hai mera teray peechay
Too dekh kay, kya rang hai tera meray aagay
Ashiq hoon, pa mashooq faraibi hai mera kaam
Majnoo ko bura kehti hai, Laila meray aagay
I have typed it myself intelligent rather ultra wire and intellectual I am.
I just got home after feasting on that steak at Chez Gerard, I was talking about. But it was Rump Steak, not the Rib one…yummy!
Usually, I trust Javed’s version on many things but on this “paro” business something tells me to believe Sweetie’s story…don’t ask me why, just a hunch! Maybe something in those big eyes tells me she is not a jealous type (Theo’s reference to the eyes has converted me too).
By the way, you were half right on “smoking dodgy pods”. Should you must know, it was a pot full of not just Vanilla but Cherry flavored stuff too…maybe that caused it but nothing dodgy about it…is there? I wonder if you guessed it…Theo might have!!! The problem is with the car too…it’s a little one but with a 3000cc M Sport engine, you don’t feel speed in it.
If you think “speed” gave you a hint then you are wrong
I downloaded it 3 days back, & i use it too. I had the Mythical Sirens add on theme, which got removed cuz of the silly update & i dont like it any more lol
1. “aagaya too” ? Yeah that’s good and comical but, there is a lot of “hasrat” in that small phrase, because his real Natalie doesn’t speak Urdu or Pashtu.
2. Knowing you, I know you would always back underdogs and that’s why you trust Sweetie. Man, trust me, that was a one way street and she was eating chocolates from a box of Quality Street ….. jis may sweetie nay potassium cyanide ghol ker usay gift kiya thaa, tou mera kya qasoor? Laikin yae baat tou hai kay Sweetie uskay Husn say jalti hai Vaisay mai nay kabhee tareef nahee ki uskay husn ki, Q.K. mujhay pata thaa kay jeena mushkil murna mushkil ho jata …..
Huway Murr kay hum jo rusva
Huway Q na Gharq-e-dariya
Na kabhee janaaza uth ta
na kaheen mazaar ho ta
Javed, i DO NOT give away quality street to every paroo tom & harry! I have to bring it from Canada u see hehe. Awas, hes just accusing me of something i never did, infact im starting to believe he got rid of her himself & hes framing me.
thanks for saying all those nice things about me, its very sweet of u to say that. and if it happened, i would like to come to this world again as a girl
Awas
dont feel bad, it happens with a lot of people. nuthing to feel bad about or worry… (nothing sinister about this smiley face)
Oh had a hell of a day! had some guests and was busy making ras malai for them, tidying and offerring general help to parents yesterday i made apple crumble. i hope i dont have to cook so often again hehe
Actually I am being very polite here by saying “Daor lagai” dar-asl tou kuch aur hai jo sirf Theo hee bataa sukta hai
Ainak? Arabic may Ain kehtay hain Aankh ko ya eyes ko, aur when you add “K” it means tumharee Aankh. Jaisay Kaif means how? But when you say Kaif-ek it means how are you? So, you wanna be my Ainak?
Go haath ko junbish naheen aankhaon may toh dum hai!
Rehnay do abhi Teena-aur-meena ko meray aagay
no, seriously, i didnt mean to laugh at you…so sorry, didnt know u felt so strongly about it, aww. dont worry, trust me everyone gets their picture at the signals taken atleast once in a life time in UK if they are driving. and some people keep on getting it again and again, they have a laugh about it, like me, im a happy fool
vPOD how do you make Russ Malai? Using egg and Nido Milk ya Doodh phaar ker kapray may taang ker? Ya koi short cut bhee hai? I know one….errr 2
1. Buy Frozen keep it in the freezer take it out a day before the party. Transfer it in the serving bowl and viola
2. Get Haldi Ram ka Russ Gullay ka Tin. Squeeze all the Sheera (syrup) and boil some milk, empty out the Russ Gullas in it, let it simmer for 2 minutes turn off the fire. Add, pistachio, cardamom and or, saffron. Majaal hai koi Mai ka Laal bhee pehchanay! Khudd Haldi Ram Choona Laga ker bhee aye tou nahee kehay ga kay yae meray Russ Gullay hain
I must have said, I am a secret service “agence” secret recipe nahee
That was for Royal Pieces, Shahi Tukray right? I can give that over the NET no probs.
I told you I bake them so you got all ESKITTED bakaoz you are a baker_nee
I know that in a while you guys would be waving a SAFAID JHANDEE kay nini aaree, bakaoz IngLaynd may raat ka 2 baj rehay hain….. I am going off to a friend’s house where a few of us are going to sit and watch India / SL cricket match which starts in about two hours from now, so ttyl …. tata bata.
No i do not need badaam BM, how else would i remember u telling me about that recipe. Ne how i make mine using Nido & eggs. Ive also made it by curdling the milk. Once they turned out as rubber gullay instead of rus gullay LOL
I ve tried to bake Shahi tukrey, but they didnt come out ok, that s why i asked u how u make em.
Now Some REAl NEWS:
Yasin Malik and Mashaal Mullick getting married.Now people wondering who is Mashaal ,she is an artist who paints nude women,with very haunted sort of sexappeal,I do not like the eyes of women in her paintings ,it seems they are unsure why they slept with someone,so it does not seem like a healthy picture,neither these women in her paintings represent pleasure or celebration of body nor peace and satisfaction of fulfilling personal needs,in short the women are nude but seem ou of place with their own sexuality.They have coloured eyes and Mushaal 28 says they are Pakistani women.
Mushaal herself is Pakistani.She is from some distinguished established Pakistani family from Pakistan ,her mother ,a leader of the powerful Muslim League.
Now Yasin Malik is a founder of Jammu and Kashmir Liberation front.They met while he was on a visit to Pakistan to attend some conference.He has spent most of his time in Indian Jail.
What a match.West is shocked as usual as she is a glamourous and provocative artist from LSE and he in their eyes a millitant.
They cannot see a point of connection,both are rebellions and revolutionaries.Both are good looking and intelligent.
Best of Luck to them ,the journey would not be easy as Yasin has spent much of his life in jail in Indian held Kashmir and already had to cancel his Nikkah ceremony because he was in jail.
Nikkah will take place in Pakistan.
I am fascinated by this story.It seems ,Muslims are finding their ways and are not confined to their proto type or stereo type cahrecters.
This is a Revolution where two people from utterly different backgrounds are getting together I think because of Intellectual and personal connection.
Excellent and all thumbs up!!
Indian Muslims are at shock at the above story ,it is about time Muslims should stop seeing themselves from the eyes of others.
Maybe like Westerners they are thinking why a liberated woman needs to marry a errorist from Kashmir.
WELL IT IS TIME they should realise terrorist is a freedom fighter and a leader of Kashmiri muslims.
Thanks Awas
for liking the poem .my favourite is first one as it confronts the reality of failure of love & marriage and celebrates freedom.If I have become a modern women ,I owe this to my x husband.
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Hmmn
On Rus Malai ,God,it reminds me of my sisters,everyday a cake is baked which was somehow always like a stone and Rus malai which was hard in the middle with dry milk.
I had to clean the messy kitchen and pans and pots afterwards,eat it and say yes it is good.
If by any chance the sponge of cake was right and soft and Rusmalai perfect it would go to her friends.
So yes I prefer banana flavoured organic Tesco cake and coconut cokies.
Also for Rus malai I have Ambala just keep it in fridge and cut the plastic bag.
Modern life is so good:)
and a joke :
A husband commited sucide after listening about extra marital affair of his wife.
Next month Father in law committed suicide on knowing the reason of death of his son.
So next brother in law left the house as well on discovering the truths of Bhabee.
Saas Chup rahee……..Kiyounkai
Saas bhee kabhee bahu thee:)
I dont understand why there is a page solely dedicated to bellucci. isint her place on hot girls page? and the pics on this page are not even that pretty, especially the top one with a tag ‘yummy’, she looks kinda deformed there (sorry)
LOL Farrah, saas kabhi bhaoo thi, lekin saas tu pehli dafa bani, so she HAS to be a sas (ass) LOLLL
I do believe in freedom, but theres one reality u cannot turn ure face away from & that is, no one can spend his/her life alone. U need that ONE person in ure life, wit whom u can share ure love, affection trust & ne friends with. Some how theres a void… i feel it.. dont u?
Hi Sweetie
regarding the void,of course but I am in no hurry this time.I do not wish to bring in junk ,I prefer to be alone than to be exploited in the name of friendship ,love and companionship.
let us see how life unfolds,at present I am agsin persuing my dreams and I honestly enjoy this freedom to be able to re-think and get in touch with my innerself.
I am so not in mood to listen yet what to wear and what to cook and what not?
Best companionship are your Best friends and they are source of immense pleasure and happiness.
It is cool to be single again and I understand now why men hate getting married ahhhhhhhgh ,yup ,yup and yup of begums is so not acceptable.
So one weekend I get and it is beautiful to have your sleep ,luxury bath,and rest and yet rest and rest and no one to bother.
with Husband you know they are lords of the house and socks,and ties and pants and papers and mobile phones and remotes one can never find anything.
but from LEGSLIP I have learnt a large screen with all Indian and western stars taking baths will be a good way to keep him occupied.
Sweetie
I ve come across the nicest of the lot too, sadly taken! lol
BECAUSE they are Taken that is why they are nice.:)
I agree with you on world is full of nice people and I am surprised at the age of forty you come accross more men & women with Sense and Sensebility.
Loneliness is the biggest challenge but I am not afraid of it.
It is better to be alone when one knows one is alone instead of being with someone and alone.That is unbearable.
I am going to be 40 next year,looking forward to it.
I am getting married though by the end of this year.It is strange some people you just meet out of the blue and you bond.
Sweetie
Girl, we sound like a bunch of sorry miserable souls! lol
Of course not.It is me who is going to decide who deserves to be father of my child and not vice a versa.
Women when you have power of choice to walk away from unhappy situations realise that.
Last minute work is still going on unfortunately, that ends at midnight
VIP
Thanks!
Sweetie
LOL @ Live and Let Die I like your philosophy…freedom is good but it’s good to live with someone you can really love. The problem is if there is lack of understanding and trust then that ruins the relationship completely. When you have that then sure one can love endlessly…perfect!
There is no relationship without trust and understanding.without love yes if other two elements are present.
As per my experience though despite having,love,companionship,friendhip and care
our priorities changed our way at looking at life changed.
Surprisingly I felt no pain leaving him neither did he.The challenge was loneliness .
relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too. then living with a stranger is a big challenge. or living with someone you knew before shows a whole new side to that person when you start living with them. and in every relationship there is compromise. now i think its better to leave then to struggle.
since girls have become modern and educated, they are independent and can easily come out of a relationship cos no one wants to be treated bad. some dependent women are victims of abuse, physical or mental but for them its no coming back.
Sweetie
No!I knew him for fifteen years but never knew he would not like to have children .
And I feel so incomplete,he is fit and healthy but he does not want to have children well I never knew with a Pakistani man this can ever be the question.
I couldnot compromise on this.I felt disgraced,used just as piece of flesh and showed him the door.He still cannot understand why did so ,everything was so perfect.
My family has been great .My self esteem was low and I could not find the guts to let my family know how horribly wrong my decision was but my mother,sisters and neice were fantastic.
Amazing is they are trusting me for the second time as well.
I am surprised at this new prospect of marriage as well,I am taking my time though .Surprisingly age does not matter.Love stops you from ageing.
its really good that your previous experience has not stopped you from venturing into another marriage. you are as old as your heart feels. And hopefully, this time round it will be a huge success thumbs up to you!
relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too.Vanilla Pod.
VP it seems like you have a very balanced head on your shoulders, you can be a good model for “Head & Shoulders”
About relatives, here is a very interesting sher:
Ajeeb sulagti lakriyaan hain yae rishtaydaar
Dooor rehain tou Dhoowaan dain, Paas ayen tou Sulag jain
Aur rehi baat relationship ki imo, it is the bonding of two people, as clichéd and trite as that may sound but, its a sharing of empathy, as it were. And there are no limits for the strength and depth of a relationship and it does not depend on whether it is platonic or romantic.
Possibly the strongest of relationships will stand whatever is thrown at it or so one would assume! (I haven’t experienced something like that yet … bakaoz zindagi ek safar hai suhana yahan kal kya ho kis nay jaana? ) Starting a relationship is very easy. Its like when you first learn to do something how to play an instrument for example, you go in great leaps. Soon, you spend time doing the fine tuning this may be difficult and tedious, and depends on the strength of the foundations.
In today’s world the foundation of any relationship is not so strong in terms of commitment and fulfillment of those commitments. AND, there is Zero Tolerance between the two people. That is why we see so many divorces and we blame the culture for it.
Anyways this subject can go a long way, but its not my domain, I am lucky bakaoz I do tolerate people and that’s a “kwalty” hehehe Monkey praising his own tail? Yep!
On breaking relationships there is a very good verse, maloom nahee kiska hai but Motto Abida Parveen nay gaya hai:
Tark-e-taluqaat pay roya na mai na tu
Yae kya ghazab kay raat bhar soya na mai na tu
very nicely explained the foundations of a successful relationship
and the sher is very good!
sweetie
yeh aww, children suffer when parents dont get along or have seperated.
And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.
Thanks Vanilla and Sweety.
Of course if I had children Ihad no problem.
Also in the same context if you love children better have your own there is no point looking after the big child:)
The best botax is laugh a lot,do things you wish to do and never listen to what people say.Spend time with your self and reach out for others.
Yes love,friendship , support and trying to understand people is a recipie .
Excellent Vanilla
“And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.
be wicked that is what I love about Sweety!
She is one hell of a woman.
My Khala
I love that so much I have plenty of neice and nephews and I have no problems being a mature person though I often do not behave like one.HA HA HA
Farrah, u should be young at heart, & thats all tat matters. I even do bouncy bouncy with my 1 yr old niece loll Its so much fun! & esp in the trampoline!
Last time someone sent me a picture of a Trampoline with half a dozen Stags resting under it. I have to rummage my in-box to check if I still have that photo or I may have deleted it. I hope your house is not near a jungle? Varna terha terha kay jaanwar aatay!
Has anyone seen that movie called …….??? Was it 50 first dates? Drew Berrymore loses her memory because of an accident with a cow! Anyways the point is everyday she loses her memory and she was told that it happened because of a car accident with a cow and she asks …….what about the cow? The guys says, ‘she still thinks she is a cow’ So, hopefully the guy on whose head you landed is alive and thinks that he is a guy!
Fun is so much missing from my life at present.i seldom laugh apart from political jokes and caos.i have spread myself too thinly i am behaving like a workalcholic hopefully this summer,I will get out and travel.
DEDICATED TO LEGSLIP
a man walks in the shop looking to buy a parrot.
Shopkeeper says if you pull the right leg it greets you in english.
the man pulls the leg ,parrot says,”hello sir,how are you”
shopkeeper says pull the left leg,the man does so,
Parrot says,”Aslam-o-alikom.Kiya haal hai”
The man pulls the both legs to see what the parrot says:
“ullu diya puthiya main nou daigna hie”
good night I have to catch up tomorrow on loads of work.
Farrah, we had tons of snow here too. I went sledging on a snow tire tube LOL it was fun. Couldnt make a snow man cuz the snow was still soft & my hands were frozen; had to thaw myself lol
Earlier, Adnan Sami himself was receiving death threats from Hindu Fundamentalists after the Mumbai Attack “Go back to Pakistan” He went to his wife’s house in Dubai and now the situation has calmed down, he came back to Mumbai again and reportedly on some argument he physically abused Saba Galadari who went to the Police Station and filed a case against him.
Sweety
I am so envious.Sledges remind me of holidays in Murree.Because the houses are on the hills and roof tops are slanting and often end up on grounds so do you know how we used to sledge?
Yes ! in a steel tray.:)
Snow is falling right now.I have got this huge window towards cricket ground and I have fried chicken and chicken corn soup.Beautiful and magical:)
Dil dhondta hai fursat kai raat din
baithai rahain Taswar-e-jana kiyai huwai
aur Pakistan ho,
aur ammi nai khana banaya hou
aur tray main laag kai samnai aajai
aur kaam wali aaker kahai ,baji aap ki saheli aayee hai,aap nai baher janna hai
The worst thing about Europe is koi life style nahien hai.
It was quite shocking that even someone like Jagjit Singh, the ghazal maestro, said Adnan Sami should go back to Pakistan following the Mumbai blasts.
I don’t like ghazals but Singh does a better job than our Ghulam Ali I think. It’s strange Singh’s mother tongue is Punjabi, but after that he knows Hindi and after that, Urdu.
Ghulam Ali is from Pakistan where the national language is Urdu, yet he can’t pronounce Urdu words correctly?
oh !no it is not lords .It is just a local one.By the way ,David Beckham used to play football here as a teenager.How sad I was in Pakistan at that time.:(
Lol @ Farrah sledgin on a tray! That mustve been a sight hehe
and guess what I learnt it from neice
while my nephew was only seven years old he used to tell me off constantly that his friends are watching.
Snow is falling like pearls from sky flying on the wings of air ,sometimes like fairies dancing with a huge skirt under the street lights.All the ways are white today and so are the roofs and so is the night.
It is like a Swan lake.
Sweetie aaj tou mujhai neendh nahein aanai walee aur subha manhous kaam pai jaana hai!!
The problem is snow will not be thick enough to disrupt the tube links.
I have no excuse ,knowing me I have already been warned ,I cannot call in sick or say my dad is visiting me.
Well it gives me an excuse at last to wear my fur coat,artificial fur ,in case of real,animal rights group attacks you.
That is what I miss in my life?I had been a wonderful aunt but I want to be a mum as well.I love when they are two and half years old.Their reponses,bathing them,playing with them,oh their is no bigger pleasure on earth than that.
Well Farrah, ive turned into a zombie =(
U can use this for an excuse, a wicked witch from the West cast a spell on me, that is why i could not make it LOL
Awww Sweetie you have a child. Awww cute. I have spent the last few days with my little 3 year old cousin. I have turned into an even bigger child myself. I even talk like him. Doh!
If you are a single mum do not plan to stay single.Few years back my cousin had this extreme tragedy her husband died accidently ,she was 32 at the time with three children but she is happily married again.
Actually I know many single woman maybe that is why I am always against men.
My Motto is:The man I will cry for is not born yet?
There’s this joke about, women who are old but look young are the best…..because they are experienced and therefore great in bed and never make you feel they are old…..
This is a joke OK, it’s not coming from ME directly.
For my sins of constant perversion. Considering women as sex objects. Repenting for the sins my eyes have witnessed. Thinking the aim of life is to appreciate, objectify, revere female beauty, nudity and sexuality and also thinking about junk and unhealthy food all the time.
These are my sins, O Nun. I have herewith confessed.
Its for the first time in my life, I have ever seen snow settling in Central London. Before it just melted away straight after falling but today a couple of inches have already built up on the cars and roads. Looks good!
I mentioned on that MB page earlier that Scarlett Johansen is far better looking and has more sex appeal but I was dismissed by the boys. How do you girls compare the two? MB is a declining beauty you can see that. In goris, not many can keep up with their looks after certain age. They decline pretty fast. Catherine Deneuve types are pretty rare.
I know what you mean by that, there was a time when I used to visit London or Glasgow from Dubai, even the UK summer was like Dubai’s winter and, winter was definitely something for me. But, never saw snow in London. The first time I saw snow was in Moscow, then, Vienna and Geneva. However after living here for almost a decade the winter of Glasgow is a joke. And the temperature fluctuation is so much for e.g. 4 hours ago when I went for a dinner it was -11C and when I came out 4 hours later it was appearing so warm and I wonder whats wrong? Anyways, car thermometer was showing -4C and by the time I reached home it was -1C.
Although snow may koi kamee nahee hoi, right in front of my house we have at least 4-5 feet of heaps i.e., because the street snow is shoveled by the “Baraf Ka Jamadar” and snow banks are created. And these snow banks don’t disappear till end of April and sometimes till middle of May.
Sweetie sledging is on plain area, if you go on a hilly area and slide down its called Tobogganing and its very common here. Even some school playgrounds they have small hills and the kids slide during the breaks. And they also create an area for ice rink by using wooden planks, raising the level a feet above the ground and then pour water in it, when it freezes the kids play ice hockey outdoors. And I just saw what you wrote on the blog. I am high on crack?????? Tumahree Khair nahee ab.
Sweety
The song is sweet,but no to music of loneliness and missing.
Well!BBC announced do not get out of the house unless it is emergency and like a responsible citizen I decided to saty in.
So I am having MAUJAAN today.
Aloo kai parathai with Achaar…
So Sweety
You are young and beautiful and single and mother,sky is the limit then.I mean getting married and to be a mum is an ultimate wish of every girl.
Life begins here darling.
Destiny is nothing apart from decisions and choices we make.
Confident ,beautiful person like you ,will always decide right,only do not be dictated by anyone into anything.
Congratulations! I watched quite a bit of your match on BBC last night. That try by Holmes with the longest run and a diving touchdown was quite amazing…reminded me of Maradonna’s solo goal that he once scored against England
I know the difference between sledging and tobogganing, but when you wrote that you went out with your son, I thought you were pulling the sledge and not every sledge is pulled by Alaskan Huskies, it is only when they go out on a trip into the wilderness. Btw, not far from where I live (within 2 hours drive) there is a woman who has opened a new business in Saint-Michel-des-Saints, Quebec and she has dozens of sledge dogs and you can go and experience dog sledging just like skiing or ski-doo
Btw, Theo would love Ski Doo its a very Macho Sport, just like Jet Boating in summer.
Its 10:00 a.m. Sunny and nice warm weather just -2C but by night it will be -9C and in the next two days we will be going into deep freeze again i.e., -24C during daytime and below that during nights.
Theo must be enjoying the victory with his Tuna Sandwich and he will be back after getting over with the euphoria. I g2g.
madam Sweety
Thanks for the hug and always remember ,when ever you get a negative remark ,it will be because those people are jealeous and insecure because of you.
I was surprised many women could not sympathise with me when we split up only later on I came to realise why?
Many women think my life is ideal ,independent and working.
They do not see they have husband and children and they do not have to worry to pay their bils.
Many women are bitchy because I am slim.Again they do not see I am not a mother.
In my thinking I take dessions like a man,I hate that ,but this is what I am.
We cannot have everything.
Look after yourself and you are the only one who can make best decissions for yourself:)
I am glad you are a survivor and you walked out of it very strong just do not be manipulated by your family now:)
Thanks vPOD but, its not me who took the picture, so the credit goes to the person who took it. Btw, what happened to yours? You should keep that side profile of yours to brighten up the room.
Before you wonder why and question my viewing tendencies, I was bullied into by a three year old. He is so adorable you cannot say no to him. Emotional blackmail I tell you!
i saw a cartoon a few weeks backs, it had some very cute small transparent blob like people called ‘gubble people’. they were absolutely adorable, their shape was cute and they were being used by the baddies to fuel their machines as they had oil in them.
Thank you guys, it was absolutely surreal to watch Pittsburgh Steelers beat Arizona Cardinals when there were just 34 seconds left on the clock! It was party all night and on Tuesday we had a victory parade in Pittsburgh and 350,000 people showed up for that event. I had to take a couple of days off to make the most of those moments.
I have to work on some projects as the work has compounded after taking a couple of days off.
The current climate in Britain has led me to discuss the question that many are beginning to raise of whether; “snow balls are a sign of anti-social behaviour”.
On the one hand of the argument snow is rare and fascinating and people have different ways of socialising and therefore it can be considered as an enjoyable activity of whom one should approve. Also it can be considered humorous and amusing and a way of intimidating one another in a light hearted manner.
However is it an ethical approach to purposely injure and hurt someone or cause destruction to private items such as cars and property? Is this the right path for one to go down? To further emphasise we should feel from an elder’s perspective of whether it’s right to frighten and shock an elderly resident with someone throwing ice on their window. Isn’t that a step beyond acceptance ? Because as far as I’m concerned their the ones at the top of the hierarchy. Perhaps we should grant them a dart board if they want to practice their accuracy! Also one needs to personally feel the effect and emotions of feeling brutal ice on skin. Finally there are many other safety hazards that people are facing when they walk or drive on the roads and snowballs are only going to be another lustrous nightmare we did anticipate.
Overall, having appreciated both sides of the argument feel that the enjoyment factors should be allowed BUT there has to be a line which can’t be passed and obvious regulations have to be set in place just like those which have now been obliged in events such as Halloween. Yes, for friends and family it should be allowed but to do it with spiteful intent at an ordinary resident or a certain object is a criminal act and step too far. Anyway people ought to double check their status on the matter and feel for the authorities. Don’t they consider that they’ve got enough on their plate in such an emergency circumstance rather than warning someone about terms and conditions which need to be accepted and listen to the concerned elderly generation? Therefore say YES to have fun but there is a limit on the subject matter.
hmmn Abdul,nice comments.Why we Brits celebrate snow and sunshine in equal measures.
It is a nuisance in summer when people continue with their late night Barbeques and music and loud laughters …..Well I am guilty of adding one working day here and there to extend my weekend.
Liked this public holiday particularly we do not get snow in london which settles for two days.
I apprecaite your concern for elderly particularly because they become even more isolated and yes it becomes quite scarry in a snowy night particularly when there is JACK THE RIPPER on the TV.
My concern is for children and people in general as well who think it is fun just to step infront of cars and leave it upto the wits of driver to put brake to save them.Many ignore the fact that driving a car in snow conditions is hazzardeous and people walking on the pavement have to take extra care.
Limit is definitely something people must learn about and I am absolutely fed up of people who want unlimited fun even at the cost of compromising their own health and safety.
Is this you or is it your BHOOT? Because, you left in a huff puff and vowed never to come back on this blog again. Anyways, “Subha ka Bhoola Shaam ko Ghar aye tou Ussay Bhoola nahee kehtay” hamaray haan issay kuch aur kehtay hain.
One thing is sure that this article is not written by you, so why do you wanna discuss something that you haven’t written? Or, have you been so badly hit by a snow ball that your nose is bleeding. I hope you are OK?
May be Sweetie, perhaps the sound changes according to the gender! A woman would describe her heart beat us tik tiki tik, where as a child would say it makes a “bim bom bim bom” noise! Aur Firecrackers ya Patakhay tou dil kay cheethray ker dain
I dunno Sweetie, I don’t have any such problem and I eat everything, lakkar hazam, pathar hazem. Aur Luddoz ki bhee kayee varieties hain, Moti Choor kay Luddoo, Besan Kay Luddoo, Khoiye Kay Luddoo, aur proverbial Laad Kay Luddoo. I don’t like Besan kay. I prefer the usual ones with a little bit of nuts and raisins.
there seems to be a lot happenning on politics page, but unfortunately i cant contribute anything to it, cos me no undertanding of politics and related issues, my bad
my family is in disbelief over my ignorance too.
oh i dont like laddoos either. the only kind i can eat are the moti choors and those too from Ambala. they fill them with nuts and are very soft. I hated the till kay laddoos cos they were so hard and kirkiray! same with besan, i dont like them either and i have never had khoey kay laddoo. and there is another one too, shaadi ka laddoo, lol which is said to have missed if ones unmarried or regretted if ones married
DRC the problem about your light bulbs exploding is because of your presence and you being the source of their energy like a powerful generator those under powered bulbs can’t stand the heat and the energy, so you need to “unfuse” yourself to save a few bulbs. Besides, if you use those coiled energy saving bulbs “Star Energy” or something, they don’t explode and they last much longer than the conventional old bulbs.
LOL VP at your description of Till kay Luddoo being “Kirkiray” haven’t heard this word since a long time and that too in the context of food. Well before Shadi kay Laddoo some people have to go through “Bismillah kay Luddoo” first. But all this Rasm O Rivage are very trivial, that the Dullah Dulhan have to see their face in a mirror first and then eat that Luddoo, thats all bull.
I think in the good old days Luddoo and Jalebi were probably the best Mithais. I don’t mind fresh Jalebi but, not always, however I prefer, Pista and Kaju Barfi, Badaam ki Jaali, Khalaqand, Paida, Russ Malai, Rabree and Malai Sandwich which is actually a Chumm Chumm sandwich with Malai in between, its actually a Potassium Cyanide Capsule.
I can’t believe you were intimidated by Khansahab on Monica Bellucci page and vowed not to write on LS anymore! I thought being an aggressive batsman and cunning leg spin bowler you were better than that. So instead of facing Khansahab you’ll run away? Come on Abdul I’ve been your avid supporter and you are making me look bad.
It’s all because Sweetie chickened out or should I say she was not the “Kudouk Murghi” I thought she was. She was more like a “chooza” who just did “choon choon” and nothing else! You on the other hand did what you wanted and you have been wicked all along, you snatched her man, went on a vacation with him after your exams, and smoked joints. Ahhh, what more could you do to her!
She does wear massive heels. I am more than mindful of that. And she probably walks like “she is hot and she knows it”. I wonder whether she has that wry smile too.
Javed Khan,
Of course I understand Urdu. But are you talking about me or yourself there
I refer to this one for my own self,
“Hain aur bhi duniya mein sukh anwar bahut ache, kehtey hain ke Ghaalib ka hai andaaz-e-bayan aur”
And for you Javed Khan I refer this one (I hope you take light-heartedly because this is just jokes):
girtey hain shehsawari madaan-e-jang main;
woh tifal kya giray ga jo ghutnon ke bal chaley
Omer vo Iqbal ka sher hai tum Ghalib ki kion taang tore rehay ho? And you know I have specialized in genetics and I do genetic engineering in poetry too!
Aur, the second one you quoted is also of Ik-baal Saab. Here is one more for u.
Qaom hai fard-e-millat kay Pankhaon say
Maoj hai dariya may bayroon-e-dariya may A/C bhee nahee.
khansahab dekho DRC ka dil na toro, kisi dukhiya ki aah na lo wo becharee andharay ghupp may baithee raat kay 12 bajay siskion kay sath rowing and bowling kay tum only enjoyed the attention and the associations of muhabattain and faaslay! and ahem, ahem kerring uskay baad, tsk tsk tsk khansahab bad aadmi tum.
Btw people don’t mind my excessive use of words, I have been preparing for an exam which requires the memorization of many words. I am just using them in sentences as a way to memorize them, I am no verbose. As soon as the exam is over, they will be begone from my mind just like that. Bear with me till then, as when I write from now on, I’ll try to use them more often.
Lol Khansahab,
The GRE exam is all about words. For some reason they have the financial engineering program in the school of liberal arts. So, we take the same standardized test that English majors or History majors take.
If anyone is interested in good music listen to this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ixv_jRI6VqY&feature=related
It’s only 2 minutes long.
Planescape torment is a good game.
listen to this aitebar song (new version of the old vital signs version)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GgTr1nVR8Fo
its better than the old one and sung better too!
VP
Yeah I’ve heard this Aitbaar song, it’s good. The singer looks a bit gay though
VP
We can see the light in the room, like they say in Arabic, “At-Duniya Munawar Alhain” The world is bright now. What I mean to say is we can see your picture. The side pose!
Javed
thanks for letting me know. it will have to be the side pose now as i wont mess around with it for a long time (phew)
Khanshab I was expecting an email on how to upload my pic according to Awas. Please assist.
Kind reagrds- Spin king !
It is so cold
Cold? I went to work and there was a snow blizzard so I canceled all my meetings for today and came back home. Weather is playing havoc here, for the last 8-10 days we are in DEEP FREEZE, its in -20′s Celsius and at times during night it is in -30C and with wind chill its even worst. I am already fed up with the winter.
Abdul
there is a website called wordpress.com
you go on there and register with them. then you will be able to upload your pic on there
if there are any problems, do ask
Ji it is clod. When I went to uni earlier it was quite cold. We tend to get a chilly breeze coming from over the Atlantic.
I had a good sleep and feel refreshed now.
I want some chips from the chippy. Hmm but will refrain
DRC
Did you listen to that piece of music I requested above? Did you like it?
khansahab
“Head and Shoulders”
They say it’s good to use a head when it comes down to nitty-gritty but I never heard of shoulders. So, don’t be “embarrassed”…you are on your way…nearly!
Theo
You piped the lover boy here by showing how to woo Sweetie. No wonder youngsters can learn a lot from you… DRC, I hope you’ll be gentle with Abdul-Ghani…
PS. I just fished reading V-talk 4.
Khansahab
It was eerie and I did not like it. Not that I expected a Bollywood love song from you either
Awas
Why do I have to be gentle with Abul?!
DRC
Oh-ho…Didn’t you read his proposal earlier?
Kamal hai…Rab nay banai (a perfect) jori…
LOL @ Chippy!
I remember when I was in the bank and financing a project one of the project director told me his story. Their company from the UK got a project in Canada and he said, while discussing with the local project managers in Alberta he said: “Tomorrow I want 10 chippies in my office.” And, everyone started laughing, he said what’s your problem guys? Then they explained to him that in Canada a prostitute is called as a Chippy. Whereas in the UK a carpenter is called a chippy.
Lol @ Awas
aww there was so much abt rab ne banadi jodi, Awas memorised the title
Awas
I have been asleep all afternoon and logged on a bit ago. Am I missing something.
Javed
VIP
I have never seen the movie but its been talk of the town…so came to mind…just like that
Do you think DRC is contemplating hard…gone very quiet???
yes Awas
i think she is!
DRC I know what you mean by that, sometimes me too, I get craving for chips and I buy 3-4 large packets of Lay’s and Vichy’s different flavours. But, for the last few weeks I got a craving for Shahi Tukray or Royal Pieces, especially after checking my fasting blood sugar level as 4.2 so, I couldn’t help making it in heaps and the last bit is still in the fridge and I don’t eat without 35% country style cream.
The real mazaa of Shahi Tukray is when you top it up with real Malai rather than cream.
DRC
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dDiV1exod8A&feature=PlayList&p=54F1B92E303CE180&playnext=1&index=1
After you watch the above, watch:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CTCOj1KUcq8
Check these links out. It’s the best composition I’ve heard in my life.
The reason why it’s so good is because how it interrelates with the themes of The Dark Knight. There is the earlier bit which has a tone of sympathy for Batman (being a slightly “soft” note) and there is also a bit to it that sounds very eerie, which is meant to signify Batman’s mysterious character.
Then the “fluctuations” in the tenor become more rampant, which symbolises heightened tension. This is because there is a higher note, and a more firm note that is about to come.
This note comes when Commissioner Gordon says, “So we’ll hunt him”. This note which is sounds harder and more assertive than the previous one, is meant to indicate Batman’s macho-ness, his power and the fact that he can take whatever is coming at him. There is also a little one-second note that comes in between once or twice towards the end, which sounds very mysterious and almost sinister. That comes when Gordon says “A Dark Knight”. That is meant to illustrate Batman’s image of being an antithetical and contradictory character- who is “dark” but a “knight” at the same time. This last note which sounds sinister shows that side to Batman’s character, because firstly he always operates in the dark, his interrogation techniques are controversial and extreme, and he revels in the public and the criminal community “fearing” him for his Bat-like visage and “bad-ass” reputation.
The last half bit of the first link is the music in the end credits.
It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.
Awas I just fished reading V-talk 4.
Awas do you log in like any other blogger or, like a blog administrator? Because, if you log in as a blog administrator then, you don’t need to go to other pages, you can read all the comments from everyone from one page also, you can write your own comments from the same page without going anywhere. Plus you can approve others comments as well. If you need any help please feel free to ask.
Javed
At work for a quick flick, I often just go as a visitor. Just constraints of work I’m afraid…not complete freedom!
Khansahab
That is slightly better than the initial vid you posted. I still have not watched the film n its entirity.
Javed
They are crisps. I want the fried stuff which ain’t good for me.
“I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.” khansahab.
khansahab you are reminding me of my Nana, I was 6-7 years old hence I can’t remember the name of the movie but, I do remember him telling to someone that he saw a particular movie 60 times and that too for one song and he used to go to the cinema house at a particular time, watch the song and come out. May be TV was there, but VCR’s were not invented then. May be my mother must have repeated this story later that’s how I remember it so well.
Gota go home now…pretty late already…
Absolutely starving….I could eat a horse right now (never really done it though)…
Yeah, we too call them as crisps but chips is the older version. The chips that were chips then, are now fries or French fries. George Dubiya Bush wanted to change the name of French fries to Freedom fries but, it didn’t work. Because, people refused to call French Kiss as Freedom Kiss.
Hence, na ya change howa na wo change howa!
Awas
Hope you get to eat burgers or pizza
khansahab tum Awas ki bay basi ka mazaaq ura rehay ho and taunting him with Pizza and burger?
i know how to make shahi tukray
VP
I bake my Shahi Tukray, I wonder how you make them?
i fry the bread first, then pour liquid on top
and then sprinkle with almonds and pistachio
French fries are crap. Proper chips all the way!
you can put khoya on top
i like mcdonalds chips
crispy and delicious
BF (ex BF i.e), I loved Heath ledger’s acting! He did an amazin job. Yeh the score is really good.
I had frog’s legs a week ago for the first time. They were good. YUMMM lol
Javed i need that recipe.
GF (Ex GF)
Yeah Ledger was very good but I also liked Aaron Eckhart in that movie. He played Two-Face really well.
Frog’s legs? Yuck!
Btw we’re not together now but I still feel that spark…..so you wana meet up somewhere?
OMG! Have you two broken up?!!!!
VP
I don’t like McD’s fries. I like chunky chips with a sprinkling of chip spice.
Yeah DRC
GF is paranoid, thinks I’m interested in other women, she is nagging and possessive. She also doesn’t cook well. She can’t cook Shahi Tukrey!
Plus I knew this Steeler was out to “steal” my GF! Look at how he was complimenting her and making passes at her!
So you got your eyes on VP now cos she can make you shahi tuckray innnnnnnnnnnnnnnit?1
DRC
I got my eyes on that nasty girl in my group
She was looking sooooo pretty today, came in new eye make-up and had her hair done. WOW
Btw, what do you think about my display pic?
Khansahab
No..no no!NO!She is no good for you!You should be concentrating on your work. Is she on FB? I want to see what is so ‘special’ about her.
I am going to get my haircut next week, I don’t know what to have done hmm.
RE:display pic
My, oh my, don’t you get more handsome by the day!
DRC
She treats me like shit which is why I wish I looked better
She is so NOT interested in me 
I don’t have her on my Facebook…..
I like 2 or 3 more, one is a hijaab wali, she looks kinda shy. I used to stare at her and she used to ALWAYS catch me out staring at her. But sometimes she smiles, so I don’t think she hates me.
There’s another one (apni) who is very shy, but I don’t think she likes me too.
There’s one more who is very fit, she generally ignores me but once she made a kinda pass at me cos I was always staring at her. But I didn’t respond with interest out of shyness, decency and shock. So she doesn’t look at me now. This one has a reputation of being a bit of a bitch.
There’s this gori who looks like Miss Pakistan 2006, Sehr Mahmood. She was in my uni as well and I fancied the crap out of her.
There’s one more, she is OK, very friendly but she has a boyfriend. She is an apni, but she is so fair and she has dark brown hair, she looks like a gori.
But to cut a long story short, none of them like me
Hai Allah what am I going to do with you.
Forget them all. You never listen to me. Do you want an empty ‘beautiful’ vessel or a nice person?!
Don’t let them treat you like crap. They probably get a kick out of it because they can sense they can get away with it due to the fact they think you like them.
You men are so superficial and visually orientated
No wonder why I am a nun
good for you khansahab,
this is what u get for staring
sweetie
its fight back time! how can you endure such atrocity?
Khansahab
I sense a pattern.
Surely you don’t like any of these girls well enough, because you seem to like quite a few.
DRC
What would happen even if I liked these girls well enough?
In order for me to do that I need to know them well. None of them are my friends.
It’s just lust and nothing beyond that
(Faint heart never won a fair lady)
Actually I like many goris too and a few Arabs, but I don’t see them that much….
VP
I am listening to the Humrahee song. I still love it!
VP
Di you go to the January Sales? Have you bought anything nice recently? I haven’t bought anything for myself for months and months. I want to treat myself…well…for being me
Khansahab
I feel sorry for your future wife. Lusting after lots of women. Tauba Tauaba. Deadly sin or what!
Is there anyone you DO NOT like?!
actually DRC means to say if u like a girl too much, then u wont like any others, she will be the most precious
DRC
I don’t stare like most others guys do. They share in an indecent way with some sinister expression on their faces, more like “lust”.
I stare in a very subtle way and usually by the time the girl has noticed it, I am looking in the opposite direction. I stare just to please my eyes, not to give any indication to the girl or make her uncomfortable. I am a gentleman after all!
DRC
I feel sorry for your future wife. Lusting after lots of women. Tauba Tauaba. Deadly sin or what!
Sex makes the world go round
Not burgers, not pizza just spinach salin and a bit of spicy fish with pita bread…no naan or roti…still quite good…
Blessed are those women (and a man) who can make us drool over Shahi Tukray…yummy!
khansahab
Is there anyone left out of that beaty parade you don’t fancy?…Lol
DRC
It appears, you still haven’t opened your heart for Abdul-Ghani. He must be devastated.
DRC
i did not go to the sales cos it gets too crowded. however, i have bought myself a pair of knee high boots.
ofcourse you should get yourself something, shopping is therapeutic for some ladies so if u r feeling stressed cos of exam pressure, u must go and treat urself!
VIP
Shopping is perhaps the only business that stresses me out…anything else I can take it.
“therapeutic”…that’s unbelievable…
DRC
looks like ur nun-hood is soon going to end.
EEEwwwww
Girly shopping!
Clothes, shoes, purses, bags…..
Everything except lingerie is like “eewww”
(shudders)
VP
I got myself some boots, well my did. I got my eye on some new shoes.All mine need rehelling. I am getting my hair cut too so that should be cool.
Khansahab
Stop making excuses for your shameful behaviour. Men!
Awas
I don’t understand what I am supposed to have done to Abul?
Khansahab
Aww you buy yourself lingerie?! Awwww
VP
Nun-hood will never come to an end
khansahab - staring in a subtle way – is like, “save the whale sticker on a Japanese fishing trawler.” Puleeez, come on now don’t act weird.
A girl doesn’t like a guy if he doesn’t look into her eyes. Because, she also wants to see the colour of your eyes and whether you blush or not and, whether you notice her blush and Mascara?
DRC
Why don’t you ask him…but nicely!
Ask what? I am totally confused!
High heels ! Last night on that Obama Neighbourhood show when all these famous singers Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Shakira etc., were singing for him, they all were wearing high heels like minimum 4 inches could be six. And, instead of dancing they were actually trotting. I wonder why they do that?
Aww you buy yourself lingerie?! Awwww
OMG DRC How personal can one get?
I buy lingerie not to use it on me, but to keep the pics of the lovely ladies on the packets
Is Nun-Hood the English Hijaab or what else?
Btw, DRC why are you constantly calling Abdul as Abul?
Awas has added richness to his name by calling him Abdul Ghani.
No one is answering his question: Where is the match coming in England?
OMG DRC You SIMPLETON
What Awas is trying to say is that, young Abul who is a 16 year old celebrity on this blog and future legspinning star playing for Pakastaan, COMPLIMENTED your picture and thought you were PRETTY.
So he LIKES you and that is why YOUR LEG is being pulled.
(phew)
VP thanks for telling me how you make Royal Pieces and also by adding Khoya on top, I prefer Malai and that too Bhains kay doodh ki.
And, Sweetie you don’t like sweets so what will you do with the recipe? Just because I wrote, I bake it got your attention, right? I know you are a good baker(y).
VP, =( Thats why i dumped BF. But sadly enuff BF is right.. The spark’s still there!
Wat was i to do? He keeps cheating on me openly & when Theo tries to warn me, he assuses him of stealing me from him! HUH
& he says i cant make Shahee tukrey? Sure i cant make those but i make awsome Tiramisu & cheese cake & Chocolate hazelnut truffle cake!
Look at how he flirts wit DRC & then talks about all these other girls. The next girl he stares at, hopefully returns his looks wit a 4″ stiletto!! HAHAHA
khansahab you are calling DRC a simpleton? You better be prepared for a bouncer with “fittey moonh”.
Errrr ewwwwww you are so perverted Khansahab! Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Oh I didn’t know Abdul Ghani said that. Gosh bless him.
There happy now Javed. I will call him Abdul Ghani.
I love high heels!
Sweetie
Khansahab does not flirt with me
Javed
Hahhaha
The ‘fitteh moonh is reserved for you. Khansahab is simply a lingerie wearing, staring geek! 
sweetie
that is enuf to win khansahab back! how will he resist the cakes?
Me too DRC, esp the ones that fly & hit the guys in the head! LOLLL
Sweetie
Becharay bachey khansahab ko kyun bigaar rahi ho!
In GCSE when I was reading some Shakespeare crap, there was a quote which was meant like a curse in those days, “Confusion seize thee!”
It was like, in those days being “confused” about something was meant to be degrading and insulting.
So my advice to DRC and Sweetie is,
“Confusion seize thee!”
LOL these days we probably say something like, “Oh teri maa di, teri pen di…..”
Of course I don’t mean to be abusive in that way, I’m just saying confusion seize you both
VP you can resist the cakes:
1. Paitt per Pattharr bandh ker
2. Moonh per duct tape bandh ker
3. Cake ko dekh ker aankhain bandh ker kay
4. Bila vajah ka Roza rekh ker…
There are many ways, I just told you a few.
HAHAHAHA@ lingerie wearing, staring geek!
BF, i was really considering meetin up wit u somewhere, but now im a bit scared lol
i like heels too but i cant wear them cos i feel like becuming too tall. the average asian male height is 5’8″ so i like to be shorter than them
LOL Sweetie
In those cases, a boomerang is much more effective as it will keep bouncing off things and hitting them again, again and again.
Khansahab
Speak English.
VP
To win Khansahab’s affection one has to be extraordinarily pretty and ply him with junk food.
No BF, i rid myself of the confusion! (finally) hahaha
khansahab
you better change the picture in that icon because I have observed that since you’ve uploaded that picture you are using Maa dee, Pen dee, Pen Sill dee a lot.
Vaisay bhee why do you have to keep that eye sore?
DRC
In addition to a pretty face I also want sex appeal. No good having a pretty face if she can’t turn me on
I also want a free rein over perving on anyone I want, making passes and encouraging affairs, and exercising my religious and god gifted Islamic right to have 4 wives.
Sweetie Atleast you will be able to spot Khansahab in a crowd LOLLLLLLLL
VP
That is true. At Uni I am not bothered though, the guys tend to end up looking the same height as me but it’s cool. I need to start wearing flats too.
Ummm VP, u cross 5’8″ with out heels or with? 5’8″ for me is 1″ taller sans heels. But i still love my heels.
DRC win him back eh.. No he should try to win me back! I can make all sorts of goodies, but extraordinarily pretty. … errr i cant pull tat one off!
So VP are you planning to marry an ordinary Asian male or an extra-ordinary one? If you are a tall person then, you should find one who is tall. But, there are other things that you need to consider apart from his height. Kaheen aqal ghutnao may na ho? And do you believe in the expression: “Matches are made in Heaven”? But no one can do anything if Akmal keeps dropping catches?
Khansahab
Good luck with that! I don’t think such a person exists, and if she does, you will have to compromise with something.
:p You frighten me!Whilst you are asking for all that, why don’t you ask for a genie, 3 wishes and a harem!
Men! Seriously! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!You are ALL as bad as each other!
Tut tut!
Javed, says who matches are made in heaven? Some are made in HELL! lol
AKal thakhnon mein ho, that is more scary!
Aqal bari keh bhains?
BTW Javed A Khan, a lot of phrases you use have been used by my parents.
Two of them are
“Khan bhai kya khaata apna paisa khata”
“Thaali ka baigan”
And there are lots of phrases that you have mentioned that I have heard from my parents, but can’t remember them now.
OK Batman and Bat Women you may carry on your discussion, I am off. Although it is only 7:30 p.m. but early dinner followed by the remaining shahi tukray is intoxicating, I need to slouch on the sofa like a couch potato and take a nap in front of the TV. That’s another thing that my nap may be 10 hours long.
DRC
U remember Aloo of BBC MB? LOL….. what a “Constipotatoed” personality she has.
Sweetie
LOL he is too busy staring and buying lingerie these days
Actually DRC
You want a nice chick, go to an Arab war zone or somewhere like Palestine.
Some nice lookin Arab must be desperate to marry someone and live in a developed and peaceful country like UK.
So in that way you can get an attractive wife no matter how fat or ugly you might be
LOL Yeah I remember your best friend Aloo
Oh my parents and grandma also use the same sayings which Javed says.
Matches made in Heaven?! Hmm dekhayain gaye!
sweetie
without heels i am 1″ shorter than that.
javed
i have no clue who i’ll end up with. and for that reason, i aint having no expectations (not as for now)
LOL Khansahab
No comment.
I think I have heard enough today from you lol.
Sweetie
….some matches are made in hell. Yeah, quite right!
So, some of you gals are 5.8…really? Wow!
khansahab
Thank you foe letting DRC know, she has an admirer here…
Why is Abdul-Ghani suddenly gone so quiet?
VIP
You got stereos on
Awas
Please do not encourage Abul. I would begin to feel like a peado!
I need to go read what he wrote because I missed it!
Sweetie and VP are 5!7. I am the shortest at 5″5
oooops! someone corrected it!
actually its kinda cute that DRC has a juvenile admirer, he’s got a crush on DRC!
Awas, 5’7″ to be exact. Abdul is prolly sittin in some corner watchin/ readin DRC & BF!!
Abdu (that’s sounds better!) What is your height?
And where is your pic?
Awas
i havnt got stereos on (i cant understand if u mean speakers or if it means sumthing else)
VIP
You make it sound like teacher pupil crush…I think its more than that!
Sweetie
You’re very tall!
VP/Sweetie
LOL IF that is the case. I would rather have no admirer
Awas, u think 5’7″ is tall? Wonder wat u would call me avec heels? lol
VIP
I just noticed two postings of the same comment earlier…that’s all!
lol@ DRC, shes right @ pedophile! HAHAHA
How can women even walk in heels?….puzzles me!
DRC
You are cruel!
hehe Awas, ever seen ppl walkin on stilts?
Isn’t that same as heels!
(Looking confused!)
Awas,
Do you want me to be labelled as such?!
Abul
I am flattered by your comment. Thank you!
Hmmm I find it easier and more comfortable to walk in heels.
Awas
hehe, this site doesnt get along with me, sometimes it blacks out on my pic other times it doesnt show my messages so i have to re-write them and then it puts both of them on
DRC
dont break his heart, let him ‘grow’ out of it
VIP
I can see you alright bar the height
sitting down you’re much shorter!
how tall are the guys on this blog?
No, those are stilettos. Stilts are a pair of long poles with footrests raised above the ground for walkin, like those nutcrackers.
VP
Ok I won’t break his heart
5’8″
(embarrassed)
Awas is about 5′ 10″ I think?
Theossa is 6′
Abdul is 5′
ok guys i gotta go now, sleep attacks!
good nite
Sweetie
Sounds like crutches to me
VIP
Me…5’10…how can you not tell from all those movies?
…and its goot- nacht from me too…
Alberto, U look around 5’6″/7″ to me in the movies
Khansahab @ 119
You made me 1” shorter man; I’m 6’-1” tall.
Awas
To express your emotions, I’ll call upon Mirza Ghalib:
iPod ke aaane se jo ajaate hai monh per ronuq
Sub samujhte hain keh bemaar ka haal uchcha hai
-:)
Awas in your defense you can say:
kia meri reputation itni buri hai kay
log meri khushi ko ipod ki aamad samajhtay hain
hmmm im lost!
Vanilla iPod
Haha, Awas ke reputation burree nahin, bechara dil ke haton majboor hai -:)
Btw, by keep adding smiley phases with your comments, you can fool masses but not me, Mirza Ghalib says:
Yeh udasi bewajha to nahin Ghalib
Kuch to hai jis ke perda dari he
Ahhh, the good old Sweetie is lost, I thought you were romantic and could understand the touchy poetry iPod and I are writing about Awas. But don’t worry you came to the right place now.
I’m impressed when you mentioned you ate frog legs! I had a similar experience in Georgia. It was spicy and it tasted like chicken. May be because of the batter and seasoning? I ate Crocodile meat in Memphis, TN and it tasted good but kind of chewy.
Yeh frog legs are like chicken. & the one i had tasted somewhat like teriyaki chicken.. yummm hehe Ive had baby octopus, which was good but very chewy.
Im hopeless when it comes to shair shaerii. It goes rite over my head!
Well, I was trying to pull Awas’s legs with the following rhymes:
iPod ke aaane se jo ajaate hai monh per ronuq
Sub samujhte hain keh bemaar ka haal uchcha hai
Means, Awas is feeling very ill lying in the bed, so when the woman of his dreams (iPod in above rhyme) comes and visit him, his face gets red and glows so she thinks he’s doing fine.
So the rhyme was intended to express the excitements of Awas every time he sees Ipod on LS.
Oh I have eaten Octopus, Crickets, Wax Worms, Scorpios, and Rattle Snakes also. I’m all for trying new things and adventures. Life is short and I want to live it to the fullest.
i saw on fear factor they had to eat slugs alive ones eeewwww so slimy and they had to chew, no swollowing!
ERRRR Theo, crickets?? Scorpions?? RATTLESNAKES? Are u sure u wanna live it to the fullest & not make it short? LOLLL
Poor Awas… hehe
Steeler
“the rhyme was intended to express the excitements of Awas…”
thinking what God will do to me… nothing much excites me now
Sweetie
“u wanna live it to the fullest…”
That’s why Theo’s eating everthing that moves on earth…Lolll
You guys haven’t seen nothing yet, unless you try those great tasting food God sent for our delight you’ll never know! Eating all those food gives me a sense of connection with our ancestors. Besides, nothing is more romantic than a candle light dinner with worms on your plates. So my advice to Abdul is to take DRC on such a dinner, she won’t forget him for rest of her life. Btw my next adventure food will be turtles. You guys are welcome to join.
Awas
In hell God will make all men watch Opera (the theater where a crazy woman yells and screams), and to punish women he’ll make them watch “Ultimate Cage Fighting”, “Strongest men in the World” and such sports.
Theo
Awas may enjoy the opera…he likes Pavarotti
“Pavarotti”….yeah I can live with that as long as I don’t eat what Theo gets to eat…
i dont think there u will have a choice…
Hell…NO!
Vanilla iPod
Really? He is not the guy in his profile picture then. The “Family” I know don’t listen to such torturous stuff. Khansahab will confirm this, because he listens to 50 Cents, Lil Wayne, and Kanye West, the melody kings.
lol..you can say that again
Gotta go guys
Halla, Hit U Back Tomorrow.
Theo, the great tasting food ure talking about isnt considered food at all (may be in the world of bats, mice, lizards). Theyre called keerey makorey, which isnt FOOD for us humans! Dont we have plenty of food on this planet to enjoy? lol Besides, in hell thats all we’ll be served, INSECTS! So u might as well enjoy what we have been blessed wit. haha
Sweetie
You see I’m training myself for a Hell journey by eating bugs. Since Awas showed no interests in Worms, Crickets, and Scorpios, he’ll be having a tough time over there, preparation is the key.
Just so you know, bugs are high in protein and minerals and less in fats, very nutritious. One more thing, you eat shrimp, crab, and crawfish right? They are bugs too!
Theo deer, prep isnt the key. U should be enjoying food for humans while ure on earth. Life is mortal, but life after death is immortal, ull get keerey makoorey forever! ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I know crabs & shrimps are insects, Lobsters are cockroach family members! lol
I do not eat seafood, so i am good hehehe
Theo, protein u can get from lentils, eggs too. So why would u wanna eat bugs??? Human hair is high in proteins, dont tell me u eat that too! lol
Sweetie/Theo
Ewwww@the thingss you guys eat. I eat chicken and occasionally lamb, but apart from that nothing. Paye, beef and anything else, just looking at it freaks me out. Ewwwwwww!Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!*shudders*
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1126914/Frogs-eaten-extinction-billion-taken-wild-year.html
You guys are killing all these poor froggies!
Unfortunately there seems to be technical faults with my pic upload. But as regards to my height. Yes I’m tall and just over 6 ft !
DRC thanks by the way !
Sweetie and now to be “Dark Round Circles” around eyes due to studies
Look guys, you’re not getting the point here. I can’t let things go, I want to get even with someone who do me harm. So before bugs eat me when I’m dead in my grave, I’m getting even with them while I’m alive.
DRC, that’s too many frogs around and when I think of the cluster of eggs a female frog produce, there population will quadruple in no time. I and Sweetie are doing favor to mankind by eating them. May be eating frogs is a way for my unlikely entry into heaven.
Abdul
A 6’ plus tall spinner could be very intimidating for most batsmen. I bet you can get a better flight of the ball than most. Ladies find 6’ plus very charming and some of them are probably fancying you right now! I mean they’ll be like, “Oh my God, Abdul is 6’, I can’t wait to melt in his arms”. You go Abdul!
i hear birds chirruping between 1:30 and 2 am!!! it freaks me out
Vanilla iPod
There could be three possibilities:
A predatory animal is out on hunting around that time, predatory animals are consistent with their time to take on prey.
Birds are chirruping to perform “Tahujjad” as “Molana Javed A Khan” would say -:)
Ya phir tumhare kaan buj rahe honge.
Yes Steeler I’ve seemed to shot up dramtically and in the last 2 or 3 years I’ve been able to decieve the batsmen in flight and the variety of variations but now I’ll be relying on variations and bounce to get my wickets.
Yes people have advided me to convert to bowling fast but I can’t simply do so as I’ve been a spinner for 5 or 6 years and been very successful in doing so. So why change ? Although my height can be intimidating !
Abul
You are so tall and I should always have been cautious not to “belittle” you.
From now on you are BIG Abul.
We have had our differences but please don’t try to scare me with your height.
Theo
thanks for you detailed response on ‘three reasons why you should hear birds chirruping at that hour in the morning’:D
i would like to believe they are crazy
VP its very strange that birds chirping freaks you out? I guess its the odd time, right? Well, in Pakistan there are some Kukkars (roosters) they keep Kukkurr Koooing right after midnight.
Here, during spring and summer we get so many birds and I always wake up in the morning with birds singing and chirping on the trees as we usually keep our bedroom windows open unless its very, very hot and I love that kinda feeling to wake up with birds chirping and singing. It starts from April and till October we have different type of birds. We have a lot of trees in the backyard and in the front.
On the front yard we have two big trees, one is a crab apple, that’s not edible but, birds eat, the second is a Mulberry tree (Shahtoot) and there is so much fruit that the whole lawn gets deep purplish black when the fruit is lying on the lawn. And, believe you me every morning at least 200-300 birds come in flocks and initially starts fighting i.e., to who grabs first and in the process the ripe ones start falling on the floor. After about an hour or so there is no noise and you think they are all gone? But, if you look through the window they are all sitting puffed up totally intoxicated or drugged and then you do a Husssssssssshhh and you see them flying in flocks.
These birds are more like the Robin but, not exactly the European one, even slightly different from the American Robin which is reddish/brownish but, this one is more black/brownish like the Thrush from the Turdidae species. Once the fruit is over they don’t come, they go elsewhere, in fact they return for crab apple which comes late.
There are so many cute ones like the Cardinal, the Blue Mountain bird, the Chick a dee dee dee here is a link for ChickaDee Dee. The name is from the sound. Take a look.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scampion/2169760047/
There is one which makes a sound and it sounds like my name, jovid, jovid, jovid, jovid and its so cute. There was a crazy one she used to see her own reflection in the window and used to come sit on the window sill and bang her beak knocking, jovid, jovid, jovid…. sounds so funny.
In the backyard we have a huge Maple tree that’s my BBQ canopy or umbrella, and other than that there are two cherry trees, one is red cherry the other is pinkish creamy. The red one is good for jams, but the other one is very sweet and tasty. The Mulberry is also very sweet and the only problem is its plucking. Cherry plucking is easy.
Like Theo I used to be a hunter and do a lot of hunting animals, birds, (ducks, partridge, grouse etc.) fishing etc., but I prefer catching them on camera. Besides, in Canada I have not applied for a gun license there is no one to give me company not even for fishing. All my good fishing rods and the whole equipment is lying in the garage. I do have a lot of cameras but my new project is Nikon 90D.
“Dark Round Circles” around eyes due to studies
Theo..I resemble one of the zombies from Michael Jackson’s ‘thriller’ video.
No worries Adul.
Ah man
I give up!
Javed
wow! your garden must be so big and pretty! I am making pictures in my head of your garden and birds singing like in Cinderella
we get magpies, pigeons and sparrows in our garden and squirrels also and from my window i can sumtimes see a fox!
some crazy bird comes on my brother’s window aswell and keeps colliding with the window
DRC
paye freak me out too! so slimy!
VP
Your brother must be freaked out!
Birds don’t normally bother me but I think I have rats in the loft
the only time i liked a rat was when i was watching ratatouille. wicked movie
Big Abul
Have you seen Chandni Chowk to China? What a pathetic movie!
I saw The Incredible Hulk and Hellboy 2 recently. Liked Hulk, didn’t like Hellboy 2.
VP I have never eaten them and I never intend. I only have ever seen them cooked at other peoples’ houses. I prefer bonless chicken and keema. I don’t mind salmon, cod and tuna.Not a fan of seafood.
I am allergic to hadi’s in food I think
VP & DRC, u should try beef Paey, theyre reallyyyy good (if cooked properly). I hated them too. I had em 9 yrs ago for the first time.
sweetie
i cant have beef or lamb
or mutton, any kind
DRC, funny how u became a hadi, just like a kabab mein hadi between BF & i! loll (just kiddin)
Abdul
Over 6’ and still growing…Wow…you rock man! I had always imagined you of low gravity, whizzing out your googlies, someone like Maulvy Mushy as you like him a lot. I’m impressed! Girls watch out…mothers, lock your daughters behind doors…Adul-Ghani is out in town
You got to post your picture man!
Theo, Lol @ your Maulana Javed…on birds!
Javed
Hummm, so, you’ve done bird hunting!!! Poor little birds…how could you!!!
Who said, don’t like seafood? Its my favourite.
VIP
“cant have beef or lamb…or mutton” What’s left to eat?
Why…cant??? Didn’t understand…not allergy, I hope!
That’d be me Awas. I love Batter fried shrimps,scallops & sizzling lobsters & crabs (these too i find hard to eat now). But other than tat i cant. The smell makes me sick =(
Sweetie
Ewww no paaey or beef. Just chicken or lamb for me. I would rather eat sabzi than have these ajeeb o gareeb things. I love bhindi and baingan. They are my favourite dishes.
LOL I can’t be a hadi in the kebab, I told you I was allergic to them hehe. Plus, Khansahab ki aakhein kahein aur hain
VP do you eat keema? I can bear that every so often but nothing else.
Awas
no allergy, only that i find it stinky
i know im weird. so u can imagine i have chicken k qeemay k koftay only (with ofcourse hara masala stuffed inside 
)
fairy god mother will be disappointed to know
DRC
i have only chicken ka qeema, my case is worst
and i also like bhindi and baingan. i can eat vegetables me!
Sweetie
Paeyas are recommended in winter…warming!
My Mum makes most delicious siri-paey I have ever had. I haven’t had it for a long time…
DRC
Isn’t mince out of beef, lamb or mutton…unless you’re talking about that deer hunter getting it out of a deer?
VIP
Oh, I get it…it’s the humuk…
Chaallo…not even veg!!! Not much left there…I hope daals are not ruled out either…
Yeh lamb keema if fine Awas. Don’t like pieces of lamb. I know VP i love sabzis. LOL when I came to uni this week mum made me loads of sabzi waley salaan and for bro meat, meat and more meat!:D
ok guys, its time to go, sleep attacks!!
Good nite, sleep tight, saturday tomorrow, wake up late hehe
Awas
yeh i like lentils and also vegetables
the veg you can…sorry I read for a minute you can’t
Another big weekend of work tomorrow, so I need a kip.
khansahab, I had hoped to watch the match on that link of yours but I got a couple of meetings too. So may not see much of it
Anyway, looks like SL got their tails up now.
So, it’s good night from me…
Yes Awas, Theo called me Maulana Javed on my saying that birds stretch their wings, extol to glorify Allah. Which is actually in one of the verses of the Qura’an I can’t remember which one, but it was something more about our limited knowledge that we don’t know about creation that only all living things but even the celestial bodies glorify Allah and the example was given in one of the Al-Hadith that once, Prophet Mohammad picked up a few pebbles and shook them in his hand and those who were with him heard them glorifying Allah, according to him it is not important that they are glorifying Allah, but Allah lifted the veil for that short moment for us to see how even the celestial bodies glorify Allah. Hence, there is a veil that protects us from knowing everything in this world, its similar to the way we don’t see the Jinns and the Malouks is one of those mysteries of this Universe.
VP
Its not like a garden, garden there are plenty of beautiful homes in the area where we live, in fact the way we have let the trees grow may not be appealing for many who want perfection in their garden. One thing is for sure is that the house looks like a house very much ‘lived-in’ house and not a magazine photo of a dream house.
We were shocked to see one day that our new neighbours (age group 32-34) chopped off the big olive tree, two huge blue spruce it must have taken 30 – 40 years to grow a blue spruce of that size that was only to get some sunlight on their pool deck.
We have a lot of squirrels here and they don’t even hibernate anymore in this severe winter. khansahab you better set a mouse trap in your attic or you must “pallow” a billy. I have one.
Why such dead silence here?
Where is everyone hiding? I’m not surprised after getting such a pasting at cricket!!!
Khanshab, I have no intentions on watching Chandi Chowk to China. The only movie I’ve watched this year is Slumdog Millionaire.
I found the story enjoyable on the whole surrounding around the theme of destiny. It was rather amusing but still would rate Kudha Kay Liye or Rab Ne Bana De jodi ahead of it. Due to use of English language the film has won so many awards but I’d say it’s average on the whole.
Did anyone see the Amitab Bachan scene in the movie. LOL ! Absolutelty hilarious !!!!
As was the Taj Mahal bit.
Balle Balle harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripppppppppppppa!
Moi just had my last exam and now I am packing and can’t wait to go hommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee!
Darcey are you writing this comment from the train station using your blackberry? Remember Andheeke also did that, her last comment was from the train station using the phone blackberry and she is lost in wilderness, haven’t heard anything from her since then. Sana also left in similar fashion from London to Manchester and I dunno what Sweetie did to iPOD they both are missing.
Theo will be too upset at your departure! Anyways, you and Abdul both have something in common and that is you two start comments with Balle Balle…. but, why are you remembering Harrapa and Mohenjodaro?
Anyways, good luck and good bye.
Oh no I am just packing and catching up on normality. Train is later.
I ain’t going anywhere
Well apart from on a train later hehe !
Dead Deer
Congrates on getting rid of your last exam, go home eat Payee, and have fun BUT be back soon. Who are we going to pick on? And if you don’t, I have some powerful rifle scopes. I can spot you from ½ mile, train, bus, car or whatever. Abdul has asked me to keep you in check; he wants to make sure you remain a nun for a while.
I really like this old Pakistani drama, dhoop kinare. not many people may remember it. to me its a classic and in the background, there used to be this really nice ghazal by Faiz played and it was sung by Nayyara Noor. Raat yun dil mein teri, beautiful small ghazal with a lovely soothing tune to it
Ahhhh… It’s a beautiful song, but really depressing!
There’s another one, ‘ Gar mujhe is ka yakeen ho’. I think it’s by Faiz. This one’s even more depressing..
Sweetie, depressing bhee kehti ho aur yaad bhee rukkha hai. I am not sure if it is Faiz’s but, it is something like this…..
Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho meray ham dam meray dost
Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho kay teray dil ki thakan
Teri aankhoon ki udasi teray………… whatever whatever
But, the one VP is referring is defo. Faiz…. here it is….
Raat youn dil may teri khoi howi yaad aaye
Jaisay weeranay may chupkay say bahar ajaye
Jaisay sehraon may haolay say chalay baad-e-naseem
Jaisay beemar ko bay wajah qaraar ajaye.
At night my lost memory of you returned
and I was like the empty field where springtime,
without being noticed, is bringing flowers;
I was like the desert over which
the breeze moves gently, with great care;
I was like the dying patient
who, for no reason, smiles.
The translation is by some guy called Dr. Shahid…….. its not bad, its better than Seth’s
I like Faiz’s this ghazal
Tum aaye ho, na shab-e-intezaar guzri hai
Talaash may hai saher, bar bar guzri hai
Junoon may jitni bhi guzri, ba’akar guzri hai
Agar chay dil pay kharabi hazaar guzri hai
Hooiee hai hazrat-e-naseh say guftagaoo jis shab
Woh shab zaroor sar-e-koo-e-yaar guzri hai
Woh baat saray fasanay may jis ka zikr na tha
Woh baat unko bahot nagawaar guzri hai
Na gul khilay hain, na un say milay, na mai pee
Ajeeb rang may abkay bahar guzri hai
Chaman pay gharat-e-gulcheen say janay kya guzri
Khafas say aaj saba bay qarar guzri hai
The verse in this ghazal that, I have highlighted is the one I like most…. its really the jewel in the crown. And, btw I heard it on CD and wrote it myself, you won’t find it with these spellings on the Internet. I hate when they write Roman Urdu like this:
TuM aAye Ho, na sHab-e-iNtezaAr guZzri hAi ….. I dunno why they do that?
Nayyara Noor is famous for 2 songs:
Terra saaya jahan bhee ho sajnaa
Palkay bichaa aaa dooon, saari Umr bitaa dooon
The other one is:
Roothay ho tum,tum ko kaisay mana oon piya??
I think in the film, Shabboo is singing for her, “Allah Raju”
I saw this on a DVD a few months ago at my cousins place.
Yeh Javed it is by Faiz, Gar mujhe is ka yakeen ho.
Vanilla iPod
Yeah Hasina Moin had some wonderful TV serials back in the days. One observation from those shows is; they all have strong female characters so I would say her TV serials were semi feminist.
Sweetie
You and poetry? I thought poetry was not your kind of candy but oh well, life is full of surprises. I hate depressing songs and poetry and anything that hampers my positive energy. I like light poetry but philosophical poetry as well.
Hey, don’t miss the Super Bowl. They’ll show some nice commercials in 3D. You’ll have to buy the 3D glasses to enjoy those, they cost like 2 or 3 bucks. Also, the day after Super Bowl they’ll telecast the show “Chuck” in 3D on NBC. Check these links below; one is with Obama holding a Steelers jersey and the other with a NASA Steelers fan video in space.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0eHs5xF0ov1pa
http://anon.nasa-global.edgesuite.net/anon.nasa-global/ccvideos/steelers.asx
and guess what! i kinda like dasht-e-tanhai main by iqbal bano. her ‘karak’ voice has a different feel to it. even tho i dont fully understand wht the ghazal means. i have been to a few mehfil-e-ghazals, and the whole atmosphere is superb. love it!!
Hmm it’s not letting me get rid of my thopra!
doh!
Dead Deer
Who is “it” and why would you wanna get rid of your popular face on LS? What have you been smoking lady?
DRC
Look you removed your pic and made Big Abul cry.
Ba-kaouz Big Abul was singing, “Tujh mey rab dikhtaa hai………..Yaara mai kya karoon….”
Khansahab, Looks like DRC wants to auction her bangles now! I’ll pay $ 5 for those and put on my trophy deer.
why is DRC taking her pic off? if she does it then i will too
No no Theo, Im not into shair shayari. I just ve heard tat song like a million times thanks to my sis, & i still dont understand some of it.
BF, thats a veryyy young Robert de niro. ufff i love him too! lol
GF
Thank God you recognised De Niro and didn’t think it was Charlie Chaplin!
VP
I can’t see your pic.
Theo
Hmmm no I will not auction them to you. Ner ner! I haven’t been smoking but have had a recent burst of silliness and energy due to an overdose on energy drinks.
Last night I slept as soon as I got up and woke up in the night all confused to as I was. I still thought I was at uni lol
I am sure you have lots of time to see me now. I have been meaning to change it for a while.
Can someone confirm for me please what pic they can see? I can still see me
DRC
I can see bangles. You’re probably looking on Internet Explorer? That takes days to change pictures.
Thank you for that
Yes I can still see my face and yes I do use Internet Explorer.
Dead Deer
Yeah I’ve heard of Red Bull energy drink slogan that it gives you wings, LOL. We have seen you and confirmed dimple rosy cheeks but Abdul the Spin King might still be interested in your picture, bechara! Why deprive him of your good looks?
Btw why you wouldn’t sell your bangles to me, I still have that stuffed deer I shot and named it after you. She wants some bangles to look pretty. I put lipstick on the deer lips also, she looks cute now.
Sweetie
Since DRC went home, you seem more relaxed, why is that?
I detest Red Bull but I drink this energy drink called Relentless. It taste medicinal but gives energy. The after effects are not good though! I felt so high yesterday haha ask Khansahab!
I am sure Abul will get over me removing my pic. He can stare at Sweetie now :p lol!Oh and it definitely is not deprivation.
Ewwww I don’t want my bangles going on a deer. Therefore I cannot sell them to you. If anything, you should gift me some bangles. BTW I adore chooriyaan.
I am going away tomorrow till the weekend. So excited!
DRC
yeh i can see bangles too. pretty bangles but not better than the previous pic
I see a black dabba, and no pic for you and it’s been like that for weeks:(
Khair koi gal nai. I was wanting to only keep my pic up for a few days but when I am at uni, I have a really bad internet connection which crashes and it would not let me change frequently.
Don’t be sad. Smile!:)
DRC
I am agree with Vanilla iPod on getting your face back. I thought if I honor a stuffed deer your name, it will mean something to you but you won’t even sell the bangles to make her look pretty. You are cruel to my deer!
Relentless? that’s a funny name but very apt to your conditions yesterday, LOL. The thing that caught my eyes, you were high after drinking so are you sure you didn’t add any additives to it -:)
Are you likening me to your stuffed deer?!Ahem
I do not need ‘additives’ hehe I just have natural inbuilt hyperness!
Oh and the face won’t come back
It is for the best. Now you can all sleep in peace hehe.
Oh DRC not that soon, I wasn’t finished with making a DRC mask for my deer -:(
Good observation about Vanilla iPod’s face but that’s her by default because she tried to change it and it wasn’t God’s will. So here she is:
Dil to mera udaas hai Nasir
Shehr kion saien saien kert hai
After Bush’s departure from the White House a few secrets were revealed.
The story goes like this:
Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. ‘Just think,’he said, ‘when I am President, I’ll get to have a gold urinal!’
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary during her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, ‘Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.’
Thanks to Mugabe we have learnt the following figures.
Thank our Mr Mugabe – you are really a clever idiot…
___________________________________________
And we thought our jobs were hard…. see what happens in Zimbabwe ….
A Bank clerk summing the total daily deposits amount in figures and words (end of day……………………)
$384 943 621 753 891 453 665 264 221 439 . 81
That is three hundred and eighty-four Octillions, Nine hundred and forty three Septillions,Six hundred and twenty-one Sextillions, Seven hundred and fifty-three Quitillion,Eight hundred and ninety-one Quadrillion, Four hundred andfifty-three Trillion,Six hundred sixty-five Billion,Two hundred and sixty-four Million,Two hundred and twenty-one Thousand,Four hundred and thirty-nine dollars Eighty-one cents…..
Lol @ Theo’s comment 212
Theo
Let the deer look like a deer. Do not stick my facemask on it!Bechara deer!
Awas
You still busy with work?Hope you are well!
VP
Theo’s weird hehe!
DRC
You must be telepathic…can u believe it, I’m still at work
Nota lota people know that!!!
I have unagi/intuition/a strong sixth sense
You should not be working so late. Hope you have eaten!
What’s unagi DRC?
Sounds some freaky Voodoo thing!
Are you still under the influence of relentless alcohol and drugs?
DRC
What can I say?…a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…
But, I can do with some of your gourmet yummies
Unagi is something to do with Japanese telepathy I think.
Astagfar I do not drink or do drugs.I feel a lot better today because I have had a decet night’s sleep after months.
P.s. Was I really that bad?
Awas
My mum made me cook today funnily enough. She has never asked me to before but today she was taking advantage of me coming home.
Get yourself home Awas, eat and rest. Health comes before wealth.
DRC
Have you done Origami too other than Unagi???
I shouldn’t be doing this…got to work…bad habit chatting…
Funnily enough I did Origami at school. I can’t remember much though to be honest.
Theo, did u read what DRC said in her comment?’The after effects are not good though! I felt so high yesterday haha ask Khansahab!’
Now what do u expect me to do? I already dumped BF.
DRC, Abdul is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to little. So i guess he can day dream about u now, since uve removed ure pic ( which i can still see).
The def of Unagi ure talkin about DRC, is from Friends, which was supposedly the state of total awareness of one`s mind. But Unagi is the Japanese word for fresh water eels.
LOL I know it is fictional hehe but I think such a concept must exist, even if Unagi is an eel.
Sweetie
You can have Khansahab all to yourself. Don’t dump him, be nice to him!
Oh and I guess you can see me still because of the whole Internet Explorer thing.
Haha I know Abdul is way too little. I had mentioned that when I got teased about him. I am sure he will divert his attention elsewhere now
Sweetie
I know DRC has been drinking Scotch and smoking joints lately to get relaxed after her tough exams. She called it “Relentless” stuff, yeah right! To prove my point I can tell you, that is exactly why she changed her picture so we won’t notice her woozy and boozy eyes.
Btw that Unagi sounds like food to me, hmmmm…eels -:)
DRC
Why you think Abdul is a “little person”? Did you mean he is a dwarf or skid like? For your info he is 6’ plus tall and can take on anyone.
it works out well, BF for sweetie, abdul for DRC
and everyones happy 
Vanilla iPod
You are wrong on BF for Sweetie, because, she does not want him anymore. It’s all because DRC sow poison in their relationship pretending to be a “nun”. You know I tried my best to make things right as I’m very kind hearted “Seedha Saada” guy who try to reach out and help everyone but things didn’t work out that way.
I like Abdul the Spin King and DRC matchup though, very cute!
What about the matchup of VP and Steeler?
no, khansahab, Steeler’s heart has been stolen by some natalie. and VP is sad faced…so steeler wouldnt want her.
VP
You should know Steeler is a Pathan and a Pathan’s heart melts at provocative and sympathy seeking statements like that!
steeler maybe pathan but a pathan and another pathan results in a mismatch
Lol@ BF hookin up VP & Theo.
VP, i had to dump BF, he left me no choice. =(
Hey guy, I’m married! Do you guys want to send me to a divorce court, LOL. Please turn the direction of cannons towards Awas .
Vanilla iPod, so you are not so vanilla then because you are a Pathan. You belong to Akhroat clan, LOL.
lolll @ Akhrot
I wish i could sleep & not wake up! =(
Sweetie
You took words out of my mouth…I feel the same…
When you manage to do that leme have your couch
Do u feel okay???
Sweetie tumharay iraday khatarnaak lag rehay hain, you should know Euthanasia is haraam! Today, because of the snow blizzard I have canceled all my outdoor appointments and after finishing my paperwork I am going to take a nap! Actually my naps are longer than 4 hours during the day.
Besides, I need rest.
Awww… Thanks for caring *hug*
U need a Hug & not a couch.
No i am not ok…
Javed, euthanasia is not putting oneself to sleep, but animals. We call it suicide, & i have no intention of doing so. Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon, that too for the unworhty? i DONT tink so!
4 hrs of just nap? U’re one lucky BM!
Sweetie
I’ll tell you a true horror story to make you stay awake:
When I was like 13, this one time there was this big electricity black out on a dark cloudy summer night in Karachi. I and 3 other friends went out and sit by the Clifton beach, which was walking distance from us to take fresh air. It was our hang out spot to smoke cigarettes and discuss girls. May be because of pitch dark somehow the conversation turned to ghosts and spirits. One friend was like his grandma had this ghostly episode where a small puppy turned into a giant one and it chased her. The other one was like his folks saw a witch with her feet in reverse orientation. We all were a little nervous after that. Then we saw something amazing, there was this monster looking guy like 12 feet tall coming towards us from a distance at some speed. We looked at each other and without saying a word started running; one even left his shoes, LOL. When we ran a distance we looked back if the monster is still chasing us and it turned out he was a guy riding on a camel. If you know, camels are tall and slender animals so if you see them from front they’ll give you impression of a person with long legs.
sweetie
what up with u? why r u not ok? r u at work? or do u work?
hehe now u have my questions to answer, hope u feel better soon
Awas
i hope u feel better too. maybe u cud work really fast now and then go to bed early to start fresh tomorrow
Javed
snow blizzards are a blessing in disguise, you can escape from work and take big big naps
Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon, Sweetie
Hai Hai Barbaad kion? Barbaad tumharay Dushman. Look at other people who may be experiencing worst situations in life, so Shukar Alhamdolillah kaho. Yeah, 4 hours is just a modest nap. Sometimes, if I sleep around 5 p.m. I wake up the next morning at 8:00 a.m.
Larkapun khail may khoaya
Jawaani neend bhar soyaa
I dunno about the rest, I need to ask a Buddhhha whether he really cries?
Those who say they love snow are only ROMANCING with snow
Once you are MARRIED to snow, you give a cold shoulder
Over here we get a lot of snow and that doesn’t bother me, it is the lonnggggggggggg and streeeeeeeeetchedddddddddd winter that bothers me. And, watching snow fall from inside is different from outdoors. Even, the country side outdoors are better than city because in the city we dump a lot of salt, gravel and that keeps the roads clear and non-slippery but, the yucky muddy water and the car exhaust and pollution makes the snow look like dirt and slush thats yucky. And, then parking is a big problem in downtown, even though I have my own parking but, its not covered its open so clearing up the mess is not all that romantic. You start hating after a while.
We do go outdoors to mountains and enjoy that’s a different feeling but, everyday, everyday walking through the mess and that too from November to May is a bit too much, I am sure you will get fed up. Also, with temperatures as low as -30C and with wind chill its -40C but, these are few days and then it goes up to -10C and we all say, Thanks God! Its warm.
Generally when it snows here it is around 0 to -5C but today it is -13C and very windy.
Javed @ the email
Javed, only a hunter can describe the feeling when you see a wild animal in close range. Your nerves get so tense and your heart gets pumping. It’s much worse than when you approach your crush when you are very young.
I’m impressed, you did quite good hunting back in the days, I don’t know but I’m addicted to hunting and fishing and my life won’t be complete without it. Forget hunting for a while; just think of a nice spring sunny day when you are out on a river or stream with water so clean you could see fish in it. Just the sound of running water and excitement of a catch is priceless. I go fishing time to time these days but don’t catch a lot of fish due to snow and limited water run. I’m waiting for March to clean up the snow of streams here.
Sweetie
Take your hunter soul out lady, it is kill or be killed world. You’ll make a good hunter, trust me on that. If you don’t have guns wink your eye to deer and coyotes, they’ll drop dead, LOL.
Deer Theo, theres nuthin that scares me other than God & then the name Muneer LOL
How bout i wink to some decent guy & not a deer & a coyote? Besides i just rid myself of a coyote, dont wanna get stuck wit another one lolll … No a hyena would be more appropriate LOLLLL
Sweetie
Oh, I’m getting the picture here. I’m not a kind hearted guy like Awas and Javed so instead of “Suber and Jameel” I’ll tell you something that I know best and which is:
Never shy away from getting even with someone who tried to harm you. There is nothing sweeter than revenge -;) Besides, you can do a massacre of guys by winking your eyes if you choose to, you have the weapons.
Theo, this is for u.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/28814761/displaymode/1247/
If guys were to wear flashy engagement and marriage rings, this kind of ring will be my top choice! Heck, I could cry like girls for that thing -:)
lol, thats more blang blang than bling bling man! These rings are massive!
lol @ blang blang
VP, u disappeared too? I guess im gonna remove my pic too.
LOL@ Putin stealing the ring! Aakhir ko KGB ka background jo hai
Theo kind hearted I am, But, I am not a soft hearted persons. There is a difference between the two. For e.g., many hunters they hunt their prey but, they chicken out when it comes to cutting and cleaning. Deer ko cheer phaar kerna tou door ki baat hai they don’t even clean their fish, I don’t mind doing that, I have done that before many times. And, for cooking if I have to make steaks I bring the whole of Fillet Mignon and cut it myself. And the same for BBQ tikkas. Because, most butchers here have no formal training and they cut everything on the machines bzzzz, bzzzzzzz, bzzzzzzzzz and that’s it. Cutting steaks or making tikkas is an art.
Ps
And, you don’t say “Suber & Jameel” You say “Sabbrun Jameelun”
this reminds me of Nawaz Sharif’s distant cousin Babra Sharif. 
You know I heard this notion that most football players when they die, lay in the coffins with their Super Bowl rings on. This give me an idea to get one -:)
Yes VP wots wrong with your pic? Sweetie do you remember “Cool Jak” ? Well, I have to put that up on the blog to match it with Theo‘s cool glasses.
yeh sweetie, i sed before if DRC was gnna take it off, i was too plus, didnt want my ‘sad face’ (after khansahabs saddest face) to be showing amongst all the happy faces.
Theo, back home the desi’s are known as “Kaffan Chor”
So you wanna keep that tradition alive? Also, be more creative?
This reminds me of a good joke, I have to search for it in my jokes file. I will copy paste it when I find it.
VP
khansahab has not shown his real face to anyone on the blog so why are you worried about him? And DRC is a moody kuri she will say yes for a no and no for a yes
OK Theo
Here is the Joke:
~~ A Marwari Family ~~
A marwari family in Rajasthan was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top , which read as follows:
“Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in RAJASTHAN. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates, and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma’s left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Papa is also not keeping well nowadays.”
LOL at Javed’s joke, a good one indeed! About Super Bowl Ring, “coffan chore he sahi mugger unghooti to haath aajayge” -:)
I clean up the deer stomach myself but give it to a butcher here who cuts it up nice for like $40. I know how to cut up and clean up the whole cow because that’s what my dad would make us do during “Badi Eid”. I also clean fish myself but instead of fillet I like cross cuts.
Yes Javed, DRC is very “naaz nukhray wali” and Vanilla iPod is “ziddi Pukhtoon” They’re not kind of guys who’ll care about Abdul’s sad and empty eyes -:)
LOL on empty eyes;
Jaanay Kya dhoondti rehti hain yae aankhain mujh may
Raakh kay dhair may shola hai na chingaarii
Javed ajh pitnay ka dil kar ra hai kia DRC se?
Theo, what are u plannin on gettin? A coffin, or a ring?
Javed, i do remember cool jak. LOL
Sweetie,
I think it depends on the value of the coffin if it is Mahogany and has a value of $10K compared to the fake ring …….. he might say (like a Moulvi said to his wife about the leg of a chicken stolen from their neighbours) agar muft may yae bhee hath ajai tou bura kya hai?
Secondly DRC is in the train which has gone beyond the point of no return.
LOL at Javed.
Sweetie
Super Bowl Ring for now but I’ll eventually get a coffin if a Grizzle Bear don’t eat me alive while I’m hunting -:)
Gotta go guys, have a nice rest of the day.
Prepare to be amazed:
http://hamariweb.com/mindtest.aspx
lol @ ziddi pakhtoon
Kids say the darndest things!
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it , and I would turn red in the face.’ > > ‘Yes,’ the class said. ‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’ A little fellow shouted, ‘Cause your feet aren’t empty.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE God is watching.’ . Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > > A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’ >
This is strange!!
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m moving to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”
Sweetie/VIP
Hey, thanks for the warm thoughtful words!!! Despite “working really fast” by not looking at LS, I managed to get to bed at 3
Anyways, a couple of more days left of hard labour…
Sweetie
Really good ones…the kiddies one has been around but good to read it again. They say things so instinctively…makes to laugh. Only $800 in a year was hilarious!!!
Hey, watch out before you say things like that against us here…
“This is strange!”…what is? Are u ok?
LOL @ Sweetie’s 272 & 275
BUT
#274 was a grand assault on males of Homo sapiens species. How can Awas chicken out and just protest slightly with a smiley face? Awas you pu*sy, find some “in your face” kind of material against women and post it here! LOL.
Steeler
Don’t worry…I’m gonna get our Spin King this time to hunt around for some good material for us guys…
Abdul Ghani….Go!
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Sweetie, so in the eyes of women, marrying is equivalent to driving? That is because men cannot be lead or driven, they like to drive and drive women crazy to the extent they call him a dog! And, that is based on their own perception that because a dog is man’s best friend? Its true and that’s why Man trusts his dog more than his wife.
Guys, my day has just begun without tea and without breakfast and I can’t even see the screen properly I better smell Chai and wake up, until then cheerios have fun, since Theo is @ his office. He seldom touches his computer while he is at home, ‘coz his bitter half oooops better half might throw him in Natalie’s den.
Theo, Awas is a sweet man, let him be himself.
Javed, seems like ure brain is still asleep even tho ure not. Go get ure tea fast & read wat it said. It simply means Men chase women for fun, or they consider them amusement. Im not generalising here, but be honest & tell me if i am wrong? Major does rule u know…
uffffffff majority rules
& one more thing, men tend to trust their own kind, thats why they also trust dogs LOLLLLL
Javed, I’m very sensitive about my and Natalie’s legendary platonic love. Since you mentioned her name, I can’t stop myself visiting her “koocha” on Hot Gals page. So her I go to present some romantic poetry for her killer smile.
Sweetie I had my tea and my breakfast, aur baa hosh O hawas mai yae kehta hoon the meaning of that sentence is not what you are trying to tell us now. Secondly, the analogy that is used in the next sentence that its just like dogs chase a car but, they have no intention of driving it…. actually dogs are not capable of driving a car and that’s bakaoz Man is Ashraful Maqlooqaat. Thirdly, God may not have said: “I can do better next time hence He created a woman.” The truth is God’s creation is perfect and if you are referring to how Man was created by God, and not according to Darwin, then you must also know that the woman was created from Man’s rib. Until then she was in his rib cage! Ab Azaadi mili hai tou Chahaik ti hain?
The other thing is you are mixing Darwin’s theory with Reality of Man by saying ‘Men trust their own kind’ According to God, Man is the Best of ALL His creations. Hence dog is not the same kind. A dog is a very intelligent animal but, not as much as a Chimpanzee and according Darwin his real ancestors are Chimps and not dogs. So, the difference is not even in kind but that of a degree. You can compare a few dumb blondes with a Chimp and see the difference.
Javed, Darwin gaya teil leinay! lol
I am not changing the meaning of wat i had posted. First of all it was supposed to be FUNNY, second wat do u mean by azadi? Everyone has rights & freedom.
God did do better didn’t he, when he created women? hehehe
U can compare a dumb blonde wit a chimp, just like u can compare a dog wit a man. LOLLLL hahaha
LOL Javed, good job! You made a strong case for men by involving God in the discussion that Sweetie can’t defend it now. I can’t believe I’m missing one rib because of women. Ladies, I want it back!
Sweetie is on fire today! She threw a left hook at Javed, nice!
Sweetie, Aayeena Unn ko dikhayaa tou bura maan gaye?
Exactly, thats the point if you compare Man with a dog being its own kind then a dumb blonde can also be compared with a Chimp. But you know what? Its an insult to the Chimps. Click the link below……….. the Video is worth seeing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7124156.stm
And, Sweetie you know me better than others that I don’t get serious, what makes you think I am not laughing at this debate? Like Munir do I have to put a smiley icon here?
Darwin gaya teil leinay? Means he is Zinda and having a good time with BB? Chalo dono Zinda hain, what a jori? ahahahaha. Imagine their next generation would be a bandar, but better looking and more brainier than Zardari!
Aur freedom of expression wali baat bhee aurtaon ki samajh nai aye ge coz they were created from the Rib cage of Adam, right? Cage kya hota hai?
Urdu may Pinjra kehtay hain, tou she came out of the cage and Azaad hai ab… thats what I meant. 
Women created from mans rib:
“Women characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. Women provide protection for the most delicate organ in man , his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.”
SO THIS UNIVERSAL RESPONSIBILITY bestowed upon women to support poor men ,we allow them the freedom of thinking women were created from their rib,when women around the world give birth to a boy every second minute litterally.
Theo
Sweetie is OUT of the frying pan and into the fire now*! But, her punches are just like yours i.e., when you punch someone in your dreams……. no power!
I dunno if this fire is from propane gas or what? 
*Urdu equivalent is “AssMan say TupKa Khajoor may Utka.” ahahahahaha
This is just a wild imagination or a sweet dream that women characteristics are like a rib and blah, blah… Actually she was inside the Man’s Rib Cage, he kept her inside his cage to protect her just like he protects his heart and his Jigar and when she was created he said, she is like my heart. He gave her everything to please her, but its hard for a man to please her and keep her happy. She loves nagging and keeps on nagging just like his heartbeat if that stops he is dead and if she stops nagging she is dead.
She gives birth to a boy every second minute, there is no denial in it, BUT not without the help of a Man. She is dependent on Man and not a chimpanzee!
Today is the battle of sexes at its best! Javed is on offense with no holding back. To beat Javed ladies need to bring a woman on her periods with severe cramps to show Javed how evil she can get, LOL.
F.K.R.
Good poetic analogy about a man’s rib and woman.
Guys, jokes aside, Holy Prophet said, “Jannat is underneath the feet of mother” so all my respect for women.
Theo jokes aside, Maa is Maa BUTTAAA, a husband is also known to be Majazi Khuda for his wife !
Lay Kin Aaj kal ki BV-ian* tou husbands ko Meaow kehti hain aur jootay ki noke per rekhti hain.
Ps.
BV-ian sounds like an Armenian name, right? For those who don’t know ALL Armenian names end up with …ian
Milikian
Proudian
Sebastian
Georgian
PPs
When I mingle with Armenian girls, I am Javedian
Btw, when ADDIDAS and NIKI were introduced into Russia, they changed their nakes:
ADDIDASKI
Nikova
Good Gracious me!!!
Well ,isnt it strange though ,everything is created in pairs and Heaven or Earth ,men ad women are bound to be together.
There is no denial in God’s creation and I for one believe in what He says in Qur’an.
“Glory be to Him Who created pairs of all things, of what earth produces, and of themselves, and of what they do not know, and Who created a pair of everything.” (36:36 Qur’an)
“Wa min kul-ul-amwati jala feeha zao-jain etnain.” Of every kind He made in pairs, two and two (13:3 Qur’an)
Phenomenal existence is about pairing. It is a dynamic interplay of opposites. This seeming duality is the basis of our experience right down to the opposites of electron/positron, proton/anti-proton, quark/anti-quark, matter/anti-matter. We see it also in force/matter, particles/waves, motion/rest.
In Qur’anic terms, we have existence/non-existence, the First/the Last, the Inwardly Hidden/the Outwardly Manifest, darkness/light, stillness/movement.
But, the crux of the matter is, He created woman out of the chest (the rib cage) of a Man. Is there any denial in it? Unless you are an Atheist or a Darwinian Armenian.
So God created men and men started to bother Him ,so God thought how to get rid of man.
He created women and asked men to keep bothering her.So in the end all men will go to hell (for bothering God and women) and Women are going to Heaven anyway.
Heaven is created for hoors:)
Javed, aray bhi tumhari kia bhabhi se ladai howe hai jo aaj sare khawateen ke class le raha hai -:)
F.K.R.
Yes, God made everything in pairs but men are like atoms they can make molecules by pairing with multiple women.
Women are going to Heaven anyway. Heaven is created for hoors….
Actually, rather reportedly there will be million years old Hoors for Good Men whereas, for the good women there will be “Gul-Man” the equivalent of Hoor. So, once again even in Junnat they will not leave Man, the only thing they have done is added the word flower (gul) So, no wonder there was a Gul Badin Hikmat Yar (Flower Body Doctor Friend) on earth. May be they will look like him – a beard and a turban.
There is also a punishment for Hoor and that is, “Hoor kay Pehloo may Langoor”
Theo, nai there is no larai, no jhagra, but, aaj 2 kay bajai 3 parathay kahai nashtay may but Sweetie ran away from the blog.
Sweetie apne nakhon taiz ker rahi hai, aati he hogge -:)
Accha manicure, pedicure kernay gayee hai? Ya Khumbaa Noch rehi hai?
Aaj ManEeeer di khair nai hai.
This talk of Rib stuff is making me feel like eating a Rib-Eye-Stake…starving. Who can I devour…?
Awas, Veal Rib Eye Steak is better than Beef Fillet Mignon Steak, especially if you serve it with a good sauce and, Avocado Salad, baked potatoes etc. I am adding fuel to the fire that is burning in your stomach. It is the same fire that Sweetie created today and left without extinguishing it and now you have to take it
Javed
Yeah, I can take it…
Sweetie is no chicken…wait and see!
Sweetie is no chicken
Awas, I know she is a hen.
khansahab landed on LS about 30 minutes ago and since then he is behaving like a hunter, getting all the news from various sources and copy pasting them on cricket, politics and mumbai page and not bothered to read my comments on those pages and Theo must be stuck on this V-talk5 page so he is also silent at the moment, Sweetie is still Khumba Noching and Awas is enjoying a khayali steak, DRC has gone home sweet home and VP is busy with her iPOD……… I better invent my on own jPOD and keep myself busy, actually I need a break now, besides you guys are very slow in responding.
Javed, I warn you Sweetie can turn out to be a “Quduok Murghi” and chase you down. She is not the kind of hen you wanna mess with!
LOL@ Quduok Murgi ahahahaha Sweetie may ignore my comments but, she will chase you and nail you down for calling her a Quduok Murgi…….. now someone please explain Khansahab what is a Qudouk Murgi.
God !Save me from Heaven if it is,”a beard and a turban.”
And not the wine ,flowing rivers,fountains,
pomegranates,pearls and rubbies,lush green gardens and everlasting life ,where I will always be young and beautiful.Heaven is surely not a place to be alone.WOULD IT NOT BE BORING THOUGH????
pure luxury…..
Theo:Lost for words or maybe boldness so yea I choose not to contest further on your theory of multiplication.
CAUTION:Sweetie ko nakhun taiz karnai ki zaroorat nahein hai,
Qiyamat sai puchtain hain qiyamat ka pata
Koi batlau kai hum batlain kiya???
F.K.R.
Worry not lady, I’ll be in heaven to entertain hoors and all Earth women -:)
Wah wah at your rhyme, Boy, you have a poetic side which I was not aware of. Why the heck you were limited to Politics page. You have “V Talk” material written all over you!
I respond you in the same way:
Aashiqii sabr-talab aur tamannaa betaab
Dil kaa kya rang karuun khuun-e-jigar hone tak
Hum ne maanaa ke taghaful na karoge lekin
Khaak ho jaayenge hum tum ko khabar hone tak
Gham-e-hasti ka Asad kis se ho juz marg ilaaj
Shammaa har rang mein jalatii hai sahar hone tak
Javed, the fire wasn’t in a fire, infact i had gone out to the mall! Now im back wit vengence MAUAHAHAHA!!
Gimme a few mins & lemme read ure badmashiyan! lol
Hmmn!
Jannat and hour and Ghalib says:
Kehtai hain un sai jo tumko jannat main laingai hum
Kis raounat sai woh kehtai hain hoor nahein hain hum.
By the way your pic is better than tha other:
Usi kafir ko dekh kai jeetai hain jis pai dum niklai
Is BM something to do with badmash then?
LOL F.K.R. hoors are lonely in Jannat till the day of “Qayamt” so I’m going to give them an early visit after I die. I might visit Abdul’s quota of 70 hoors -:)
Awas, no Sweetie explained it in her email that she means “Bade Mian” by BM, which I think is excessive.
Ok im BACK! Wat u guys callin me a hen for? Im a cat wit sharp claws LOLL Wats qudak murghi?
ufffff gotta go again , be back in a bit!! Doc appointment..
Khansahab
It is utmost important that you post your photograph now I am shortlisying people for entry in Paradise,so apart from George Cloney,Hugh Grant,Clint Eastwood ,Cavin Costner ,my X husband (he is dammn gorgeous)
and the future one ,(oh yes!life is too cruel to be alone)Theo ,Awas and I am waiting for your photograph.
God!I have never laughed so much as on comment of Theo regarding early visit…
Word of advice though make sure you die alone though ,as the word goes the people we die with we will awake with them.
Well Sweetie is Tweetie
Sweetheart with big innocent eyes and yes sharp nails!!!
cummon guys! u know women were the best things made out of u lot!!
imagine a world without women, it would be so dull for you!! 
if there were no men in this world, then women would still be able to enjoy talking to each other cos they can discuss loads of things such as clothes, fashion, shopping, cooking etc what would men discuss if there were no women ?!
lol
hehe and where would gay people find their women inspired gay partners? hain hain?!
F.K.R. I’ll die along with a bunch of women so there will be no competition for hoors -:) Hey, you are asking pic of Khansahab where is yours?
Farrah
yeh theo is right! why dont u contribute to v-talk often? you are great fun!
Sweetie
you are cool!
Hey, all you chicken guys Awas, Khansahab, Javed, you have left me among a pack of female wolves and you expect me to survive on V talk page after fighting with them all day? Before they tear me apart, I’m out of here.
Have a nice day all.
my picture !! I have to check out why it does not appear,I have not logged out.This weekend ,definitely.
on gay people!
Goosh!! I went to this party and was amazed at Karioky performance ,sorry that I cannot share pictures,the most gorgeous girl was a guy.And guess what HER name is Takilla.He was dancing on beyonce ,Crazy in love,six inch heal I thought she is going to fall and than she stopped and said ,oh !my God my wig is falling …….and i realised it is a He.
Theo it is time you should check out Natalie,which she is she really?
Vanilla
I was busy in some projects and working alot.Hopefully I have more time at hand now.
Like your contributions and thoughts .Also
DRC,I honestly thought she is Sweetie until she showed her face.
bunch of women and Theo definitely they will be highly entertained.
and Good night people!my office work is a night mare.Annual Audit,new system and my assistant is calling sick after hangovers.
She comes in with headachs and dashes off with emergencies to meet her boyfriend.I listen to her excuses and end up offering her counselling , glass of water ,paracetamol and a request please finish this tomorrow ,pleaseeeeeee….
Aww thanks guys. Takes one to know one!
Farrah, Tweety is actually a bird & sylvesssterr is the bad ol putty twat! lol So right now Javed = bad ol putty tat!
No Awas, BM isnt for bad mash. Big monster…
& bring it Javed im BACK! woo hooo
Sweetie
Theo left LS by singing this song: “Tum aye ho tou shab-e-intezaar guzri hai…. anyways, he called you a Qudouk Murgi before leaving, and you don’t know what it means?
The Murgi that stops laying eggs is called Qudouk Murgi. Actually its such a cruel thing we as humans do is, we eat all those eggs she lays and she is not aware of that, but there comes a time and its a basic instinct and she thinks its her duty to hatch those eggs which aren’t there and she sits there all day, all night, hardly comes out to eat or drink and when she is moved from that spots she makes a big fuss, shouts, screams, croaks, yells, attacks anyone who comes near her and this goes on for a few weeks she stops when the chickens are hatched i.e., if there were eggs and she comes out and teaches them how to feed on their own. Whereas, the Murga (generally he is one among 50 hens) is busy flirting with others and acts like Raja Inder.
Now, don’t ask me what is Raja Inder, I am not a school teacher to teach you guys the basics, especially khansahab 
Ps,
In short the Qudouk Murgi goes through a phase just like Menopause and they call it Henopause!
The difference is the later stays permanently the Murgi goes back to the Murga flirting and ALSO laying eggs …. 
HAHAHAHA Javed… How come u know so much about hens & their henopause? Makes me wonder
Theo this is for your Friday breakfast, I know you can’t touch the computer at home BV ka hukam maantay ho aur bahot farmabardar ho, so you will read my comment tomorrow morning.
Ghalib ki issi Ghazal per uska accha vala misra yaad aya.
Aah koh chahiyeh ek umer honay tak
Kaun jeeta hai teri zulf kay saher honay tak
Aur Shammaa har rang may jalti hai sahar honay tak…. (yaad aya)
Shammaa bujhti hai tou uss may say dhuwaan uthta hai
Shola-e-ishq hoa Siyah-Posh meray baad.
Now, this is for you and, you would be saying after Natalie has gone!
voh meraa dost hayy yeh saray jahan ko hayy maloom
daghaa karayy voh kis se tu sharmm aayay mujhay
Mai nay maana kay kuch nahi Javed
Muft haath aye toh bura kya hai?
Hastay Hastay tum kaheen 8th wonder na ho jao Sweetie. You know me very well, I am JAK of all and Master of one
Theo nay jaatay jaatay Ghalib ki Rooh ko Bharka gaya aur Lahed may uski rooh nay karvat lee hogi>
Muddat hoiee hai yaar ko mehmaan kiyeh hovay
Josh-e-qadah say bazm, chiraghaan kiyeh hovay
Phir vaza-e-ehtiyaat say, ruknay laga hai dum
Barson hovay hain chaak giray baan kiyeh hovay
Phir shaoq ker reha hai khareedaar ki talab
Arz-e-matao-e-aqal-o-dylll-o-jaan kiyeh hovay
Chahay hai phir, kisi ko muqabil may arzoo
Surmay say tez dashna-e-mizzgaan kiyeh hovay
Jee dhoonta hai phir vohi fursat kay raat din
Baithay rahain tasavur-e-jaaana kiyeh hovay
Ghalib! hamay na chhair kay phir josh-e-akshbaar
Baithay hain hum tahiya-e-toofaan kiyeh hovay !!!
I know my dear, quite well if i must say! But ure a master of one? & who might that one be??? HEHE PAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The other day iPOD was talking about Iqbal Bano’s “Karrak” Awaaz and her famous Dasht-e-Tanhaiyeee may aye jaana jahaan larzaan hai
And, she said she doesn’t know the meaning of all the words. Hawwww Haiiiiiiiiiiii
The best verse in that ghazal is this:
Iss qadar pyaarr say, aye jaan-e-jahaan rekha hai
Dil kay rukhsaar pay teri yaaad nay hath.
Youn gumaan hota hai garchay hai abhee subhay firaaq
Dhall gayaa hijr ka din aa bhee gayee vasl ki raat …
Vah, kya baat hai.
Sweetie, Mai Devdas tou nahee hoon tou tum baar baar Paro ka kion zikr kerti ho? Aur wo bhe iiiiiiiishhhh kay sath. According to Paro I am a chocolate vo bhee non-alcoholic.
In that case I think you must change it to MONSTER of ONE.
Have you seen Monster in Law? And last night Jon Stewart and Colbert Report, did you see that?
Uffff you guys are so slow, do you type with index fingers only? In that case you should go to and type@snailspeed.com ….. It is 6:00 p.m. and I wanna sleep so that I can get up late to watch the cricket match live but, the other problem is I am hungry, have to have my dinner too! I have leftovers today so no worries.
Tomorrow I am planning to roast a lamb leg 
and call a few friends over for dinner its Friday. Sunday I am invited.
Javed, ishhh ure an addictive chocolate according to paroo.. lol
& ull be a monster of ??? hehe
Farrah
I think boy george was quite pretty when he was young, with his pink lisptick and patlay patlay nakshay
we got our picture taken at the traffic lights today for breaking the signal, just cos we cudnt see it, werent even speeding. there were two big flash lights, felt like a celebrity
Vanilla Pod
Aaah, it must have really annoyed you…I like that u see the funny side too…
I had similar experience for “speeding”…driving at about 58 MPH in a 50 mile limit zone…there was lightning and it definitely wasn’t from the clear skies. So, my heart pounded, especially the thought of getting 3***
So far nothing has dropped at the door…I just hope I get lucky. Apparently, they use certain tolerance at what is excess over limit…so there is a bit of hope. I don’t know about the red lights though!
Good luck!
Sweetie
Tell me what is this paroo business that Javed is being referred?
And “monster of ???”
Yes Vanilla
Boy George and george Micheal ,I didnot know for a long time they were gays and had their poster in my room ,of course which my mum hated.
Club Tropicana and Last Christmas is still my fav.
Lol@ Paroo business. I think u should ask Javed. hehe
& ‘Monster of’, tats what i was askin Javed too, hes a monster of who?
VP
Boy George is Saira Banu’s twin bro/sis/miss/it, peut etre they got separated in a Mela or stolen from the hospital whatever. Because there is a striking resemblance between the two of them. Like they say in Urdu, “Isko Chuppao, Usko Dikhao” and no one would know who is who?
Awas: First of all Paro is not a business nor was she in any kinda business, all I can say is she is not virtual but, a real person also not filmy Paro. But, she works for a TV company in Dubai, she thinks that she is like Aishwariya and used to copy her styles and say “isssshhh” every time, she is not exactly like Aishwariya laikin, Sweetie jalti hai uss say because she is a gorgeous looking female and it is also a fact that she said, I am like an addictive chocolate.
Aur yae purani baat hai magar Sweetie ko vo aaj bhee Zaher lagti hai and that’s why she keeps bringing her subject again and again. 
Awas, Javed is very much lost in his own world of Paro , in which he believes i am jealous of her! (YEAH RITE!) LOL
I do hate her man… she was one *****. besides, she was the love of BM’s life, or was BM the love of her life? hahaha
ISHHHHHHHHHHHH (yuck)
LOL
When I saw Boy George in that “Karma Chameleon” song, I thought at first it was some Punjabi woman. He did look “pretty”.
Yeah he looked like Saira Banu. Has anyone seen some pictures and videos of Saira Banu when she was young? She was quite fit! She was fashionable, slim, not like old movies’ actresses. On Youtube I was also pleasantly surprised to see a few songs of her where she is wearing nothing (of course the “nude” parts are not shown, but the implication of nudity is there!)
Khansahab
On Youtube I was also pleasantly surprised to see a few songs of her where she is wearing nothing (of course the “nude” parts are not shown, but the implication of nudity is there!)
So what excites you here Khansahab,just the implication ???Dont tell me you are a high school boy ….
LOL @ Javed’s 332 & 334
I like the Henopause word, very apt!
And, @ me not contributing to LS while I’m at home? Like the poet would say:
Aor bhe ghum hien zamane mien mohabbat ke sewa
Besides, she has eyes like oceans and I like to surf and swim -:)
One note though, the way you ladies on LS have a fascination for gay guys, straight guys fancy about lesbians the same way, why you ladies frown then -:)
Khansahab
yeh its true, he does resemble saira banu alot. ur eyes must hav phat by looking at those saira banu videos lol. i wonder if your family was there at that time and if you got embarrassed in front of them
Awas
they dont forget tickets/penalties ever. they may take up to three months before they send out the letter. they fine up to £60 and they give 3 points too which last for 4 years! sometimes they ask you to pass a pass plus test and may leave you without the points. but dont worry and just be careful on the roads, these things happen with everyone, no matter how good a driver you are.
and do refrain from smoking dodgy pods before driving
vPOD
it was me who compared Boy George with Saira Banu, read my comments above but, neither him nor Saira B. appealed to me. khansahab, I saw her songs on u-tube but, I saw her a few years ago with Yousuf Bhai in Dubai, in case of YB, khandraat bataa rehay thay kay Imarat Azeem thee. But, in case of SB there is nothing to write home about except she is BG’s sister.
Theo, Durr ko Dukh aur Ghum ma naam day diya? (by saying that sher)
And, from that analogy you are saying mohabbat tou idher LS per hai (Natalie) aur Ghum ghar par hai, no wonder she is a bitter half
Aur uski Samandari Aankhaon say tumko durr lugta hai? Kay kaheen vo tumko duba na day?
sweetie I know you hate her but she was not the whatever of my life, actually I was least interested in her because of our mental level but, on your talking about her so much now, I think I should have paid a little more attention to her as well.
I keel u BM!! Dont u dare talk about other women in my presence!! LOL
Theo, who suffers from having fascination for gay guys?? ewwww
F.K.R. @ 353
J
anab, os khatoon ko gurmi lag rahi hagge naach gaana kerte howe.
Javed
On reading about Paro, did you miss to score a hottie back in Dubai? Sweetie might lift the curtains if that’s the case -:)
Since you have very good taste of poetry, you know sinking in ocean like eyes is considered very charming in world of aashiqee. The only condition is; Ocean eyes must be free of sharks. Like they say:
Achchi to bohut hain tere yeh Ocean see aankhain
Dil es liye dhudke hai keh Shraks bohut hain
Who is George boy? I know George Bush.
Vanilla iPod
When we said, “You look sad in your picture” it didn’t mean that you didn’t look pretty. We should have said instead, “Udaas Haseena”, LOL.
Aah, I see Sweetie found a new BF called BM, good for both, “Khuda yeh electronic Jodi salamat rukkhe” -:)
yes theo who suffers from having a fascination for gay guys? yuck!
Sweetie I seldom keel my dear, especially when it comes to gals, its the other way round.
And which other gals are you talking about that I shouldn’t be talking in your presence? You mean, Manisha Cowrilla? Madhuri Big Sheep? Catwariya Rai? Cat-in-a Cafe? Car-is-ma Kapooray? Car-in-a Kapooray? They all got face lifting and liposuction and now busy in Bollywood avec, Govinda Shove-in-da, Mitty-Shitty etc. 
Theo “Oceanic Aankhain” tou kisi Cargo Tanker Company ka naam lagta hai bhai. While on Aankhain someone said this b4,
Teri aankhaon kay siva duniya may rukkha kya hai?
Yae uthay subha chalay
Yae jhukay shaam dhalay
Mera murrna, mera jeena inhee aankhaon kay tallay!
LOL@ hottie in Dubai, aNO I did not think it was any kinda opportunity.
Nukta cheen hai gham-e-dil usko sunai na banay
kya banay baat jahaan baat banaye na banay
Ishq per zor nahi hai yeh hai woh aatish,
Ghalib kay lagai na lagay aur bujhaye na bujhay
No, i meant paro & NE WOMAN for that matter! Dont u break my heart like BF.
On khansahab admiring ‘nude’ photograph of Saira Banu, this is Ghalib’s very apt sher for him:
Shaoq har rang raqeeb-e-sar-o-saman nikla
Qais tasveer kay parday may bhi uriyaan nikla
break my heart? Sweetie khair tou hai?
Dil-e-nadaan tujhay howa kya hai?
Mai nahee jaanta yae sab kya hai
LOL… but, please don’t act like a filmy HeerOwine, parce que moi je deteste such acting.
Ms Raja
I am not a high school boy but older men also like nudity and that kinda “exciting” stuff.
And not all high school kids like nude women and lesbians. Abdul is our prime example.
So there’s no hard and fast rule.
LOL Javed. U do? Too bad, iwasnt acting HAHAHAHA
No farrah, BF doesnt have a thing for nudity n stuff. Hes just a sucker for a good face. U can imagine why i had to dump him. hehehe
OK guys, its Friday and I g2g. Theo, I guess I will see you on Monday. Weekends tou tumharay Guantanamo Bay ki terha guzartay hongay! LOL…. You must wish kay:
Rahiyeh ab aisi jaga chal kar jahan koi na ho
Hum sukhan koi na ho aur hum zubaan koi na ho
Bay dar-e-diwar sa ek ghar bana chahiyeh
Koi hum saya na ho aur paasbaan koi na ho
Pariyeh gar beemar toh koi na ho teemardar
Aur gar marjaiyeh, toh naoh-e-khawan koi na ho
Theo
fascination for gay guys,
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NO!I have no fascination for gay guys,it is just that they have become inevitable part of Central London.But I do not hate them either.
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Khansahab:
Yannee men never get over themselves.
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Vanilla dear
You look extremely decent in your photograph it is just that these men are so not used to ,to see decency any more.I liked your hair ,and softness on your face.Very few people have this .Extremely elegant the way you carry yourself.
……………
This will amaze u guys !
http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf
Must try !
After a while I’m seeing Javed in a “mood”, good rain of poetry clips.
I would rather be caged by affection than roaming free and not wanted, like when you enter the house, your spouse says, “aagaya too”, LOL.
Have a nice weekend &
Teer chalawo mere jaan tumhain dur kiska hai
Yeh dil kiska hai aor ‘Jigar’ kiska hai
Sweetie
Not Khansahab ,he is too sweet to be dumped.
Yeah aag zaroor dushmanoun nai lagi hougee:)
KHANSAHAB (for all the past ones)
Tou naheen ,aur sahee,
Aur nahee tu aur sahee.
Hussan waloun ki donya main kamee tou naheen?
Well !
Theo not for you but aarz kiya hai,
Zalim palaat ker dekh tammna hum bhee rukhtai hain;
Augar tu dil rukhta hai tu jigar hum bhee rukhtai hain.
well the photograph of CJ is like,
Mughai dunya waloo sharabee na sumjhoo main peeta nahein houn pilayee gayee hai.
Litterally it is like a mob outside pub where someone is caught badly drunk and not in senses and people are trying to control him.Note the hand in front of him pushing …The man in the right side with the tongue out.
Rose petal Haji sahab ka istakbaal hou raha hai………
Theo
like when you enter the house, your spouse says, “aagaya too”, LOL
You are still lucky you know ,I used to say why did you come didnot your friends asked you to stay over.:)
Yes!! exactly like you my spouse used to say ,baree batameeze hou.Tum buhaat badal gayee hou,ziyada guree nahein buntee ja rahee.
Farrah, that dushman would be DRC! LOLLL
aata hai yaadh mughko guzra huwa zamana
larna her chuttee baat pai
her baree baat ko bhool jaana
tum kou paa kai souch tha
zindagi aik dum sai mukamal hugayee hai
magar tum tu woh nahein thai
jis ka khawab her safar main saath tha
tum gai hou to jana hai zindagee sourouh houwee hai
kitna kuch badal gaya hai
magar main wasee hee houn
kuch kitabain
kuch batain
kuch phool
kuch suchian
bus koi khawab nahein hai
samagh nahein aayee ,tum aachai kiyoun lagai
tum main koi bhee baat achee nahein hai
kisi nai yeah bataya nahein waqat kai saath
khawab bhee badaltai hain
woh loug jo kabhi dil,kabhi jaan lagtai hain
Jaan ka azaab bantain hain
aapnee hi aankhoun pai buhaat ghusa aata hai
kiyoun aisai sapnai daikhai
aisa kiyoun houta hai
main jab souchtee houn
khud ko jaan liya hai main nai
sarai such pa leeyai hain
main hiraan aayeenai main kharee dekhtee houn
larkee sai aurat ka safar asaan nahein hai
hum jahan zindagee khatam kartai hai
aik nayee baat sourouh houtee hai
aik nayee talash sourouh houtee hai
logoun ki bheer main tum kho gai ho
lakin khud ku pa liya hai
buhaat sai khawab ajnabee hain
magar un khaboun kou panai ki koi jaldee nahein hai
main houn aur mairee tunhai
aacha lagta hai
koi baizargee nahein hai.
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very long and boring poem but Thanks people after a very long time I had a coversation with myself.
farrah k raja
30/01/09
Truth is I am not getting younger but the more lines I get more happier I am
I do not want to be young again and no I would not do a single thing differently and if I have to reborn I would like to born as a girl.
Main aur marai dost
college kai woh zamanai
jab hum souchtai thai
suraj hamain dekh kai nikalta hai
jab ustaad shararat bharee hunsee ko daikh kai
lecture bhool jatai thai
Jab larkai paas aanai sai ghubratai thai
Jab hum khud ko arstoo aur aflatoun samajhtai thai
ghas pai chaltai
hum kitnee batain kartai thai
meree ami tum ko dandtee thein
aur tumharee ami mujh sai kehtein thee
aab ghar jaou
buhaat aacha lagta hai yeah souch kai
jin titliyoun kai peechai hum bhagai thai
woh tamam jugnoo,woh tamam roushnee
woh tamaam khawab hum nai such kiyain hain
zindagi main saab sai haseen batain woh hain
jo tum sai kee hain
sab sai haseen khawab woh hain
jo hum nai milkai daikhai hain
tumharai baghair Lahore aacha nahein laga
aapna college bhee nahein
wahan ja kai daikhnai ko koi khawab jo nahein
tumharee yaadh bhee nahein
main aab bhee waisee hee houn
jab boultee houn souchtee nahein
tum bhee waisee he hou
kisi baat sai mughai ruktee nahein
………….
Farrah K raja
30/01/09
for my dearest friend faiza
and aik shararat:
Anyways, my favourite is:
Baazicha-e-atfaal hai duniya meray aagay
hota hai tamasha shab-o-roze meray aagay
Emaan mujhay rokay hai jo khainchay hai mujhay kufr
Kaaba’a meray peechay hai kalesa meray aagay
Mat pooch kay, kya haal hai mera teray peechay
Too dekh kay, kya rang hai tera meray aagay
Ashiq hoon, pa mashooq faraibi hai mera kaam
Majnoo ko bura kehti hai, Laila meray aagay
I have typed it myself intelligent rather ultra wire and intellectual I am.
moderators kai shaher main load shedding hou rahee hai!!!
ya whenever i contribute there is a problem?
abdul
your magic no works!!!I miss tickle.com
Farrah its not u, i can assure u that, as sometimes i have the same prob myself.
what pic do u see here of mine? I changed it yesterday , or the day b 4. I see the one wit pink dress. urghhh
I just got home after feasting on that steak at Chez Gerard, I was talking about. But it was Rump Steak, not the Rib one…yummy!
Usually, I trust Javed’s version on many things but on this “paro” business something tells me to believe Sweetie’s story…don’t ask me why, just a hunch! Maybe something in those big eyes tells me she is not a jealous type
(Theo’s reference to the eyes has converted me too).
VIP
You are getting me worried again…thanks!
By the way, you were half right on “smoking dodgy pods”. Should you must know, it was a pot full of not just Vanilla but Cherry flavored stuff too…maybe that caused it but nothing dodgy about it…is there?
I wonder if you guessed it…Theo might have!!! The problem is with the car too…it’s a little one but with a 3000cc M Sport engine, you don’t feel speed in it.
If you think “speed” gave you a hint then you are wrong
Steeler
“aagaya too”
Spontaneous laughter…I could just picture it
FKR
I love that last poetry…
Thanks Awas for trusting me… =)
Sweetie
Yeah, now I can see you looking cool in the backseat of someone’s car…nice one!
As khansahab says, Explorer seems to take forever to update new pictures, so, I checked you out via Firefox. Cool!
wat? *confused*
ohhhhhh !! My pic… I cant see it so i dunno.. sowwie!
Sweetie
You “dunno”?
Don’t worry….trust my eyes…you look Cool
I had uploaded the pic using fireJaved hehehe, but im using i e & figured something went wrong.
Sweetie
Why don’t you download Firefox and try? I just did a while ago. Things I have to do in my quest just to see some cool pictures
I downloaded it 3 days back, & i use it too. I had the Mythical Sirens add on theme, which got removed cuz of the silly update & i dont like it any more lol
Wow @ ure quest.. hehe
Awas:
1. “aagaya too” ? Yeah that’s good and comical but, there is a lot of “hasrat” in that small phrase, because his real Natalie doesn’t speak Urdu or Pashtu.
2. Knowing you, I know you would always back underdogs and that’s why you trust Sweetie. Man, trust me, that was a one way street and she was eating chocolates from a box of Quality Street ….. jis may sweetie nay potassium cyanide ghol ker usay gift kiya thaa, tou mera kya qasoor? Laikin yae baat tou hai kay Sweetie uskay Husn say jalti hai
Vaisay mai nay kabhee tareef nahee ki uskay husn ki, Q.K. mujhay pata thaa kay jeena mushkil murna mushkil ho jata …..
Huway Murr kay hum jo rusva
Huway Q na Gharq-e-dariya
Na kabhee janaaza uth ta
na kaheen mazaar ho ta
Javed, i DO NOT give away quality street to every paroo tom & harry! I have to bring it from Canada u see hehe. Awas, hes just accusing me of something i never did, infact im starting to believe he got rid of her himself & hes framing me.
Javed
Lol @ your comments…really good ones!!!
Javed
Laikin, knowing Theo, he must have taught her some filthy Pashtu words
Sweetie yae kya tasveer hai? Iss may tou na shakal nazar aati hai na aqal
Naqsh faryādī hai kis kī shoḳhī-e taḥrīr kā
kāġhażī hai pairahan har paikar-e taṣvīr kā
kion, kaisi naqsahay baazi ki?
BM, are u in search of some akal? LOL well u cant have mine!!
Javed
Ainak badal kay dekho yaar…
LOL@ Ainkak badal k deikho… Hes Ainaak wala jin
knowing Theo, he must have taught her some filthy Pastu words
Sweetie: “I am agree 100%”
Pehlay tou uss nay kaha hoga….
Daghaa Moo…… Da..
LOL rehnay dou..!
Wats that??
Yeah, what’s that…my Pashtu is very gharib
Sweetie, hes swapped me with you. Ainak waqaiae ghalat hai…
Farrah
thanks for saying all those nice things about me, its very sweet of u to say that. and if it happened, i would like to come to this world again as a girl
Awas
dont feel bad, it happens with a lot of people. nuthing to feel bad about or worry…
(nothing sinister about this smiley face)
Oh had a hell of a day! had some guests and was busy making ras malai for them, tidying and offerring general help to parents
yesterday i made apple crumble. i hope i dont have to cook so often again hehe 
Sweetie Pashtu may ek kahawat hai
“Aqal na hosh
Daor lagai Khargosh”
Actually I am being very polite here by saying “Daor lagai” dar-asl tou kuch aur hai jo sirf Theo hee bataa sukta hai
Ainak? Arabic may Ain kehtay hain Aankh ko ya eyes ko, aur when you add “K” it means tumharee Aankh. Jaisay Kaif means how? But when you say Kaif-ek it means how are you? So, you wanna be my Ainak?
Go haath ko junbish naheen aankhaon may toh dum hai!
Rehnay do abhi Teena-aur-meena ko meray aagay
i hope i dont have to cook so often again hehe
vPOD
That is, IF you get a husband like me! LOL….
lol @ teena aur meena
all hail fairy god mother
VIP
Yeah, go on laugh at my misery…(aansoo!)…
Daawat!!! Hummm! Sounds nice!
Yae Lo Sweetie now you call me a Jinn?
Kal Tonic kaho gee
Parsoon Vodka!
Wo tou sirf chocolate kehti thee….
Btw, why are you not taking out your venom against Theo he called you a QUDOUK MURGI – A henopause
Awas!
no, seriously, i didnt mean to laugh at you…so sorry, didnt know u felt so strongly about it, aww. dont worry, trust me everyone gets their picture at the signals taken atleast once in a life time in UK if they are driving. and some people keep on getting it again and again, they have a laugh about it, like me, im a happy fool
VIP
Aaah, u are so gullible… I was just playing it along….sorry!
vPOD how do you make Russ Malai? Using egg and Nido Milk ya Doodh phaar ker kapray may taang ker? Ya koi short cut bhee hai? I know one….errr 2
1. Buy Frozen keep it in the freezer take it out a day before the party. Transfer it in the serving bowl and viola
2. Get Haldi Ram ka Russ Gullay ka Tin. Squeeze all the Sheera (syrup) and boil some milk, empty out the Russ Gullas in it, let it simmer for 2 minutes turn off the fire. Add, pistachio, cardamom and or, saffron. Majaal hai koi Mai ka Laal bhee pehchanay! Khudd Haldi Ram Choona Laga ker bhee aye tou nahee kehay ga kay yae meray Russ Gullay hain
Ps.
U can say Fairy GodMother nay banaye
Awas
thats not being gullible, thats being snide to me
but thts ok
as long as i havnt destroyed ur driving passion forever lol…
Javed, ill stick to callin u BM. He, u said ureself, didnt know the meaning of qudok murghee.
I could be very happy wit a husband who doesnt care for food, as in no nakhrey.
Awas, ‘Sweetie, hes swapped me with you. Ainak waqaiae ghalat hai…’, What’d u mean by tat?
Javed
yeh u got it right! i made it using eggs and powdered milk
ur fairy god mother is way too good!
Heyyy Javed!!! U told me that was ure SECRET recipe, & now u give it away?? =(
OHO……………..VP
Awas baree dheet cheez hai aisay bura nahee maanta, he is just trying to pull ur leg.
Iss ki saadgi pay mat jana Jaisay Ghalib nay kaha
Hasti kay mat faraib may aajaiyo Asad
Alam tamaam halqa-e-daam-e-khayal hai
Gar khamashi say faida-e-akhfa-e-haal hai
Khush hoon kay meri baat samjhna mohaal hai
sweetie badaam khao badaam
I must have said, I am a secret service “agence” secret recipe nahee
That was for Royal Pieces, Shahi Tukray right? I can give that over the NET no probs.
I told you I bake them so you got all ESKITTED bakaoz you are a baker_nee
I know that in a while you guys would be waving a SAFAID JHANDEE kay nini aaree, bakaoz IngLaynd may raat ka 2 baj rehay hain….. I am going off to a friend’s house where a few of us are going to sit and watch India / SL cricket match which starts in about two hours from now, so ttyl …. tata bata.
No i do not need badaam BM, how else would i remember u telling me about that recipe. Ne how i make mine using Nido & eggs. Ive also made it by curdling the milk. Once they turned out as rubber gullay instead of rus gullay LOL
I ve tried to bake Shahi tukrey, but they didnt come out ok, that s why i asked u how u make em.
good nite every one and yeh Javed, i got fooled already by Awas
Sweetie
I wrote comment 400 but in comment 405 Javed thought you said “filthy Pastu words”
VIP
Really honest…I wasn’t being snide. “playing it along” I perhaps used in the wrong context…sorry again…believe me please?
I gotta get catch some sleep now. Lack of sleep is really building up
Now Some REAl NEWS:
Yasin Malik and Mashaal Mullick getting married.Now people wondering who is Mashaal ,she is an artist who paints nude women,with very haunted sort of sexappeal,I do not like the eyes of women in her paintings ,it seems they are unsure why they slept with someone,so it does not seem like a healthy picture,neither these women in her paintings represent pleasure or celebration of body nor peace and satisfaction of fulfilling personal needs,in short the women are nude but seem ou of place with their own sexuality.They have coloured eyes and Mushaal 28 says they are Pakistani women.
Mushaal herself is Pakistani.She is from some distinguished established Pakistani family from Pakistan ,her mother ,a leader of the powerful Muslim League.
Now Yasin Malik is a founder of Jammu and Kashmir Liberation front.They met while he was on a visit to Pakistan to attend some conference.He has spent most of his time in Indian Jail.
What a match.West is shocked as usual as she is a glamourous and provocative artist from LSE and he in their eyes a millitant.
They cannot see a point of connection,both are rebellions and revolutionaries.Both are good looking and intelligent.
Best of Luck to them ,the journey would not be easy as Yasin has spent much of his life in jail in Indian held Kashmir and already had to cancel his Nikkah ceremony because he was in jail.
Nikkah will take place in Pakistan.
I am fascinated by this story.It seems ,Muslims are finding their ways and are not confined to their proto type or stereo type cahrecters.
This is a Revolution where two people from utterly different backgrounds are getting together I think because of Intellectual and personal connection.
Excellent and all thumbs up!!
Indian Muslims are at shock at the above story ,it is about time Muslims should stop seeing themselves from the eyes of others.
Maybe like Westerners they are thinking why a liberated woman needs to marry a errorist from Kashmir.
WELL IT IS TIME they should realise terrorist is a freedom fighter and a leader of Kashmiri muslims.
Thanks Awas
for liking the poem .my favourite is first one as it confronts the reality of failure of love & marriage and celebrates freedom.If I have become a modern women ,I owe this to my x husband.
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Hmmn
On Rus Malai ,God,it reminds me of my sisters,everyday a cake is baked which was somehow always like a stone and Rus malai which was hard in the middle with dry milk.
I had to clean the messy kitchen and pans and pots afterwards,eat it and say yes it is good.
If by any chance the sponge of cake was right and soft and Rusmalai perfect it would go to her friends.
So yes I prefer banana flavoured organic Tesco cake and coconut cokies.
Also for Rus malai I have Ambala just keep it in fridge and cut the plastic bag.
Modern life is so good:)
and a joke :
A husband commited sucide after listening about extra marital affair of his wife.
Next month Father in law committed suicide on knowing the reason of death of his son.
So next brother in law left the house as well on discovering the truths of Bhabee.
Saas Chup rahee……..Kiyounkai
Saas bhee kabhee bahu thee:)
Awas
its ok, no worries
Farrah
a good one there lol, saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
I dont understand why there is a page solely dedicated to bellucci. isint her place on hot girls page? and the pics on this page are not even that pretty, especially the top one with a tag ‘yummy’, she looks kinda deformed there (sorry)
VP
I guess Awas is still snoring, he mentioned last night in one of his comments that he is very tired and needs to catch with sleep.
Its raining
Its pouring
The Ole man is snoring
hahahaha
LOL Farrah, saas kabhi bhaoo thi, lekin saas tu pehli dafa bani, so she HAS to be a sas (ass) LOLLL
I do believe in freedom, but theres one reality u cannot turn ure face away from & that is, no one can spend his/her life alone. U need that ONE person in ure life, wit whom u can share ure love, affection trust & ne friends with. Some how theres a void… i feel it.. dont u?
Yummy? I am sure that must be khansahab drooling over some “haunty”
sweetie
“comrades in misery”?
I mean, there is a book, have you read it?
Thanks Javed, Ure so right! I was wondering why is there a page for Monica ( BF”S darling)?? sniff**
Now u can all see why i had to dump him.
Theo, did u notice no BF since DRC has left? =(
No Javed, i havent read it. I have plenty of misery in my life, most of it is now X lol, but still im tryin to rid myself of the remaining of it.
Sweetie you are just like a tube light…….. in Hindi they call it “Bhakt Sulag Kaanch Ka Danda”
Im not a tubelight, or DUH in other words. Im a 200 W roshan sa bulb!! HAHAHA
Tabhee ko tumharee khirki may andhera hai?
Btw, where are those would be Bahoos? Miss Darcey, Miss Andhee Kee and Sana?
Meri khirki mein andheyra hai , how do u know about it Javed? U been tryin to sneak a peek or wat? haha
My guess is as good as ures Javed. I have no clue. DRC’s where about we can get from BF! sigh**
Hi Sweetie
regarding the void,of course but I am in no hurry this time.I do not wish to bring in junk ,I prefer to be alone than to be exploited in the name of friendship ,love and companionship.
let us see how life unfolds,at present I am agsin persuing my dreams and I honestly enjoy this freedom to be able to re-think and get in touch with my innerself.
I am so not in mood to listen yet what to wear and what to cook and what not?
Best companionship are your Best friends and they are source of immense pleasure and happiness.
It is cool to be single again and I understand now why men hate getting married ahhhhhhhgh ,yup ,yup and yup of begums is so not acceptable.
So one weekend I get and it is beautiful to have your sleep ,luxury bath,and rest and yet rest and rest and no one to bother.
with Husband you know they are lords of the house and socks,and ties and pants and papers and mobile phones and remotes one can never find anything.
but from LEGSLIP I have learnt a large screen with all Indian and western stars taking baths will be a good way to keep him occupied.
by the way most men cannot find their mobiles and remotes because most of the time they are sitting on them:)
Lol… Not all men are the same. I ve come across the nicest of the lot too, sadly taken! lol
I believe in one thing, live & let live, & love endlessly (thats two things hehe)
Sweetie
I ve come across the nicest of the lot too, sadly taken! lol
BECAUSE they are Taken that is why they are nice.:)
I agree with you on world is full of nice people and I am surprised at the age of forty you come accross more men & women with Sense and Sensebility.
Loneliness is the biggest challenge but I am not afraid of it.
It is better to be alone when one knows one is alone instead of being with someone and alone.That is unbearable.
Im not 40 dude!! LOL
& u said it wrong , u shouldve said, theyre taken BECAUSE theyre nice. hehe
Girl, we sound like a bunch of sorry miserable souls! lol
I am going to be 40 next year,looking forward to it.
I am getting married though by the end of this year.It is strange some people you just meet out of the blue and you bond.
Sweetie
Girl, we sound like a bunch of sorry miserable souls! lol
Of course not.It is me who is going to decide who deserves to be father of my child and not vice a versa.
Women when you have power of choice to walk away from unhappy situations realise that.
Last minute work is still going on unfortunately, that ends at midnight
VIP
Thanks!
Sweetie
LOL @ Live and Let Die
I like your philosophy…freedom is good but it’s good to live with someone you can really love. The problem is if there is lack of understanding and trust then that ruins the relationship completely. When you have that then sure one can love endlessly…perfect!
There is no relationship without trust and understanding.without love yes if other two elements are present.
As per my experience though despite having,love,companionship,friendhip and care
our priorities changed our way at looking at life changed.
Surprisingly I felt no pain leaving him neither did he.The challenge was loneliness .
Awas, It also takes a bt of give n take. Most imp in a relationship to me are, trust, Honesty, friendship, compromise, result = loads of love!
Farrah, u have a kid too, or i misunderstood?
Sweetie
Agree here!
relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too. then living with a stranger is a big challenge. or living with someone you knew before shows a whole new side to that person when you start living with them. and in every relationship there is compromise. now i think its better to leave then to struggle.
since girls have become modern and educated, they are independent and can easily come out of a relationship cos no one wants to be treated bad. some dependent women are victims of abuse, physical or mental but for them its no coming back.
Sweetie
No!I knew him for fifteen years but never knew he would not like to have children .
And I feel so incomplete,he is fit and healthy but he does not want to have children well I never knew with a Pakistani man this can ever be the question.
I couldnot compromise on this.I felt disgraced,used just as piece of flesh and showed him the door.He still cannot understand why did so ,everything was so perfect.
My family has been great .My self esteem was low and I could not find the guts to let my family know how horribly wrong my decision was but my mother,sisters and neice were fantastic.
Amazing is they are trusting me for the second time as well.
I am surprised at this new prospect of marriage as well,I am taking my time though .Surprisingly age does not matter.Love stops you from ageing.
Farrah
its really good that your previous experience has not stopped you from venturing into another marriage. you are as old as your heart feels. And hopefully, this time round it will be a huge success
thumbs up to you!
relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too. Vanilla Pod.
VP it seems like you have a very balanced head on your shoulders, you can be a good model for “Head & Shoulders”
About relatives, here is a very interesting sher:
Ajeeb sulagti lakriyaan hain yae rishtaydaar
Dooor rehain tou Dhoowaan dain, Paas ayen tou Sulag jain
Aur rehi baat relationship ki imo, it is the bonding of two people, as clichéd and trite as that may sound but, its a sharing of empathy, as it were. And there are no limits for the strength and depth of a relationship and it does not depend on whether it is platonic or romantic.
Possibly the strongest of relationships will stand whatever is thrown at it or so one would assume! (I haven’t experienced something like that yet … bakaoz zindagi ek safar hai suhana yahan kal kya ho kis nay jaana? )
Starting a relationship is very easy. Its like when you first learn to do something how to play an instrument for example, you go in great leaps. Soon, you spend time doing the fine tuning this may be difficult and tedious, and depends on the strength of the foundations.
In today’s world the foundation of any relationship is not so strong in terms of commitment and fulfillment of those commitments. AND, there is Zero Tolerance between the two people. That is why we see so many divorces and we blame the culture for it.
Anyways this subject can go a long way, but its not my domain, I am lucky bakaoz I do tolerate people and that’s a “kwalty”
hehehe Monkey praising his own tail? Yep! 
On breaking relationships there is a very good verse, maloom nahee kiska hai but Motto Abida Parveen nay gaya hai:
Tark-e-taluqaat pay roya na mai na tu
Yae kya ghazab kay raat bhar soya na mai na tu
wah, wah, wah,
adaab arz hai
Farrah, better to be left without kids than with kids. U can get over ure pain, but u can never, ure child’s.
just uploaded my pic checking it ,if it shows
Javed
very nicely explained the foundations of a successful relationship
and the sher is very good!
sweetie
yeh aww, children suffer when parents dont get along or have seperated.
And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.
Yey Farrah i can see you now! very nice! you dont look like you are going to be forty…u look much younger
good one!
Thanks Vanilla and Sweety.
Of course if I had children Ihad no problem.
Also in the same context if you love children better have your own there is no point looking after the big child:)
Hmmn !see my picture ,young beautiful and radiant .I love myself.No i do not appologise that I am full of myself.
The best botax is laugh a lot,do things you wish to do and never listen to what people say.Spend time with your self and reach out for others.
Yes love,friendship , support and trying to understand people is a recipie .
lol Farrah… Nice pic. U look like my Khala (no she isnt an old lady hehehe)
Excellent Vanilla
“And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.
be wicked that is what I love about Sweety!
She is one hell of a woman.
My Khala
I love that so much I have plenty of neice and nephews and I have no problems being a mature person though I often do not behave like one.HA HA HA
Ok enough of me.Trust me life begins at 40.Because you are so naughty and aware of yourself.
Tark-e-taluqaat pay roya na mai na tu
rounai walai ka fetai moun
Farrah, u should be young at heart, & thats all tat matters. I even do bouncy bouncy with my 1 yr old niece loll Its so much fun! & esp in the trampoline!
Sweetie you and Trampolineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????
Yeh! I got one in my backyard. Its so much fun… Bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun! (tiggerrr) haha
i remember twisting my ankle on trampoline and then landing on top of somebody’s head anther time lol
Last time someone sent me a picture of a Trampoline with half a dozen Stags resting under it. I have to rummage my in-box to check if I still have that photo or I may have deleted it. I hope your house is not near a jungle? Varna terha terha kay jaanwar aatay!
Ahaan @ Jaanwar! Lolll i know a few hehehe
No this isnt ne jungle., besides the trampoline has enclosure. I wouldnt allow Ziyad to jump on it without one. I dont want him gettin hurt.
VP, but isnt it funnnn?
vPOD apna ankle yaad hai kisi ka Sir nahee?
Has anyone seen that movie called …….??? Was it 50 first dates? Drew Berrymore loses her memory because of an accident with a cow! Anyways the point is everyday she loses her memory and she was told that it happened because of a car accident with a cow and she asks …….what about the cow? The guys says, ‘she still thinks she is a cow’
So, hopefully the guy on whose head you landed is alive and thinks that he is a guy! 
Accha you know a few! Bhala kaunse?
dinner time guys.
LOL u really want me to say it? An old hyena! HAHAHAHA
Fun is so much missing from my life at present.i seldom laugh apart from political jokes and caos.i have spread myself too thinly i am behaving like a workalcholic hopefully this summer,I will get out and travel.
Sweetie
yeh its a lot of fun! bouncy bouncy
some people do acrobats on it with flips and other things, i could never without injuring someone close to me 
Javed
it was a girl, i hope she is ok and still able to remember that she is a girl
Enjoy ur dinner!
DEDICATED TO LEGSLIP
a man walks in the shop looking to buy a parrot.
Shopkeeper says if you pull the right leg it greets you in english.
the man pulls the leg ,parrot says,”hello sir,how are you”
shopkeeper says pull the left leg,the man does so,
Parrot says,”Aslam-o-alikom.Kiya haal hai”
The man pulls the both legs to see what the parrot says:
“ullu diya puthiya main nou daigna hie”
good night I have to catch up tomorrow on loads of work.
Nope, I thought you would say the Old Bhaloo
hayhayhayhay!
Lol Javed, u forgot, that bhaloo comes wit a Paroo LOLLL…
Nope! That was Hirni
VP
Thanks for the correction. I was hungry haafzay per zore nahee diya. Besides, I saw that movie long time ago.
I made Ricotta Cheese and Chicken Breast Cannelloni added a few new vegetables to improvise it and it was yummy! ……………………… Baked it!
Javed, u have to bake it. hehehe
Its snowing in London and it is a therapy.
I am back home now
Has a really good break. Back to uni tomorrow 
Was I missed?:D
DRC
Yes you were missed, we wanted your opinion on Monica Bellucci’s face and body….
Hawww haiii BF!!!!
Farrah, we had tons of snow here too. I went sledging on a snow tire tube LOL it was fun. Couldnt make a snow man cuz the snow was still soft & my hands were frozen; had to thaw myself lol
DRC
Yae Vaadiyaan yae Fizayain bula rehi theen tumhay
Yae Maasiyaan yae Bellucci kay chokray bula rehay thay tumhay
The important thing is not you were missed, the important thing is you had a good time so think of that, cherish and keep enjoying it.
DRC!!
welcome back! good to see you are here! yeh i missed you
Adnan Sami Khan beats his wife Sabah Galadari in Mumbai and a police case registered against him.
http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-newspaper-daily-english-online/Entertainment/30-Jan-2009/India-Case-registered-against-Adnan-Sami-for-wife-abuse
Earlier, Adnan Sami himself was receiving death threats from Hindu Fundamentalists after the Mumbai Attack “Go back to Pakistan” He went to his wife’s house in Dubai and now the situation has calmed down, he came back to Mumbai again and reportedly on some argument he physically abused Saba Galadari who went to the Police Station and filed a case against him.
What a loser!
Sweety
I am so envious.Sledges remind me of holidays in Murree.Because the houses are on the hills and roof tops are slanting and often end up on grounds so do you know how we used to sledge?
Yes ! in a steel tray.:)
Snow is falling right now.I have got this huge window towards cricket ground and I have fried chicken and chicken corn soup.Beautiful and magical:)
Dil dhondta hai fursat kai raat din
baithai rahain Taswar-e-jana kiyai huwai
aur Pakistan ho,
aur ammi nai khana banaya hou
aur tray main laag kai samnai aajai
aur kaam wali aaker kahai ,baji aap ki saheli aayee hai,aap nai baher janna hai
The worst thing about Europe is koi life style nahien hai.
Javed A Khan
It was quite shocking that even someone like Jagjit Singh, the ghazal maestro, said Adnan Sami should go back to Pakistan following the Mumbai blasts.
I don’t like ghazals but Singh does a better job than our Ghulam Ali I think. It’s strange Singh’s mother tongue is Punjabi, but after that he knows Hindi and after that, Urdu.
Ghulam Ali is from Pakistan where the national language is Urdu, yet he can’t pronounce Urdu words correctly?
Lol @ Farrah sledgin on a tray! That mustve been a sight hehe
Which cricket ground are u talkin about farrah?
oh !no it is not lords .It is just a local one.By the way ,David Beckham used to play football here as a teenager.How sad I was in Pakistan at that time.:(
Lol @ Farrah sledgin on a tray! That mustve been a sight hehe
and guess what I learnt it from neice
while my nephew was only seven years old he used to tell me off constantly that his friends are watching.
Snow is falling like pearls from sky flying on the wings of air ,sometimes like fairies dancing with a huge skirt under the street lights.All the ways are white today and so are the roofs and so is the night.
It is like a Swan lake.
Awww.. who do u think i went snow sliding wit? My kid! haha
Sweetie aaj tou mujhai neendh nahein aanai walee aur subha manhous kaam pai jaana hai!!
The problem is snow will not be thick enough to disrupt the tube links.
I have no excuse ,knowing me I have already been warned ,I cannot call in sick or say my dad is visiting me.
Well it gives me an excuse at last to wear my fur coat,artificial fur ,in case of real,animal rights group attacks you.
You have a kid???
That is what I miss in my life?I had been a wonderful aunt but I want to be a mum as well.I love when they are two and half years old.Their reponses,bathing them,playing with them,oh their is no bigger pleasure on earth than that.
Well Farrah, ive turned into a zombie =(
U can use this for an excuse, a wicked witch from the West cast a spell on me, that is why i could not make it LOL
Yeh i have a kid.
DRC, why are u sad? cuz i have a kid? or cuz Farrah has to go to work? hehehe
When I’m sad I go to the Bellucci page which makes me happy…….
Why so sad DRC? Back to school tomorrow?
BF & that makes me sad, it reminds me of ure dhoka! lol
GF
You are something but sorry no comparison to Bellucci…..
Sweetie-I am sad because I read Javed’s comments and he is a meany!:(
Khansahab,
Unless the thick snow melts, I will not be able to travel back to uni. I have important lectures tomorrow. Might have to go back Tuesday
HUH! How rude =(
I wasnt comparing myself wit her. keerey parein us k oper HAHAHAHAHA
DRC
I never went to lectures
GF
Extremely discourteous and in fact blasphemous of you to say that!!!
Hear this from my mouth for the first time:
I DUMP YOU
MB (Monica Bellucci) should be in the dictionary for “hoor”.
Awww Sweetie you have a child. Awww cute. I have spent the last few days with my little 3 year old cousin. I have turned into an even bigger child myself. I even talk like him. Doh!
DRC, ignore Javed, why do u think i call him BM (big monster)?? Besides, hes high on crack, hahahaha (he’ll kill me for sure)
HUH too late for that BF, u forgot, i had dumped u a while back!!
DRC, my kid is almost 10 LOL
OK you might have dumped me some time in the past but I am dumping you NOW.
We will only be together now if you accept that MB is the definition of beauty.
BF, hoors are/ will be only found in Jannat or dreams LOL
Ure bellucci shall be residing in hell, so she cannot be a hoor HAHAHA
I have seminars too. Being absent on the first day of the new semester, sets a bad precedent!
Almost 10!?
GF You’re old!
Hanging around with me; I should be calling you auntie!
I never said she wanst beautiful. She no doubt is ,but how dare u compare me wit her? SMACK** Uve been a bad BF!!
BF, i wasnt ure current age when i had him,i was much younger.
That is wonderful!!You sound like a perfect mum,having good time with the child.
Why, why can’t I compare her with you?
You’re my GF and she is my future GF and/or wife.
Thanks Farrah, but i dont feel like i am good enuff, as hes wonderful, extremely well behaved & caring.
BF, two words for u, DREAM ON!! LOL
& if u think im old & auntie, shes very old & NANEE!
Sweetie that is still cool. I am 21, I am still the biggest kid I know. My mum says the same!
lol for the first time someone else has been accused of being on crack instead of me hehe!
Khansahab when will you learn and go for a REAL woman! I saw plenty of pretty women in Manchester!:8
If you are a single mum do not plan to stay single.Few years back my cousin had this extreme tragedy her husband died accidently ,she was 32 at the time with three children but she is happily married again.
Actually I know many single woman maybe that is why I am always against men.
My Motto is:The man I will cry for is not born yet?
Khansahab that was rude what you said to Sweetie. Tut tut! She is no aunty! Well I am guessing not your aunty anyway!
GF
Come on she’s only sweet 40
MB is THE real woman.
And I expressed the problem with women in Manchester- you grab the desis and they slap you…..
The best lookin desi girls I’ve ever seen were in Birmingham.
DRC
Well what I said to GF……pyaar ishq mohabbat mai sab chalta hai……..isn’t it GF?
BTW DRC you heard of Mean Streets?
It’s one of Martin Scorsece’s and De Niro’s first movies. It’s got a very cool tagline which goes something like,
“You don’t make up for your sins in the church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it……”
Good night young people !!
DRC like your face and hoping for no snow in your area but loads in mine.
Though I know it will work in the opposite way.
And Khan sahab
Nighat-e-bade-baharee rah lag apnee
Tughai uthkailian sujehee hain hum bezaar bethai hain.
dont ask me,even if it is correct or what does it mean?
It is just from girls side after all I cannot abandon my sweet woman comradeship.
Khansahab
Nice to know you have not changed in my absence.
Manchester is a lot more easier on the eye than Birmingham
Farah
The snow has already set
Shabba Khair
Khansahab
The best lookin desi girls I’ve ever seen were in Birmingham.
Birmingham is so Paindu!!!
No you are not hit:(
Good night though
DRC
When did you come to Manchester and when did you leave?
Yeah I think Bham is more congested than Manchester, but I think it’s also more developed.
BF, Ure monica darling is not 40, but 45 & much older than myself!
Ms Raja
So Manchester is not paindoo?
Agreed Bham has more Mirpuri population, but some of the Kashmiri girls are gorgeous. In fact, most of them…..
Funny didn’t see many of them when I went to Bradford.
I left on Thursday and came back today. I thought you would be too stressed to meet hence why left you alone.
GF
Oh she looks 35!
There’s this joke about, women who are old but look young are the best…..because they are experienced and therefore great in bed and never make you feel they are old…..
This is a joke OK, it’s not coming from ME directly.
lol BF, if that is the case , then how come most men end up marrying half their age?
DRC
So you liked the tagline from Mean Streets?
Apparently it’s about this no-good gangster who realises he has caused a lot of misery and starts repenting….
GF
Because they can’t find someone who looks young enough….
And also the younger the girl the less demanding she is…..
HHmmm now that I think about it, marriage with as young a girl as possible, is not a bad idea…less demanding, more serving…..
Farah , yes i am.
BF, when are we meeting? Im gonna wear the highest heel i can find in my closet LOL
So when are you going to start repenting Khansahab?
GF
Don’t worry I’m not THAT tall. Plus our couple will look out of place if you look 6 inches taller than me.
Repenting for what DRC exactly?
Hahaha you won’t need to wear them, just carry them with you. Will be easier for when you want access to them and want to hit Khansahab
Anything you want to admit to repenting to?!
HHmmmm
For my sins of constant perversion. Considering women as sex objects. Repenting for the sins my eyes have witnessed. Thinking the aim of life is to appreciate, objectify, revere female beauty, nudity and sexuality and also thinking about junk and unhealthy food all the time.
These are my sins, O Nun. I have herewith confessed.
Hehe DRC now you say:
“You dont make up for your sins in the church. You do it on the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it….”
I subject you to confinement with 30 female desi chavs, as a result of your confessions
DRC, thats why i said i was gonna wear my heels, so i could USE em, jooti marring purpose! HAHAHA
DRC
Can you modify your sentence to this slightly more lenient sentence:
“I subject you to confinement with 30 women from the showbiz industry from anywhere in the world……….as a result of your confessions”?
OK ladies
I’m sleeping……will dream about MB and me in wonderland and GF and DRC can dream about me…..
As the saying goes…
IN YOUR DREAMS!!
Sweetie
I think we are on the same wavelength
Khansahab…errrr let me think about that………how about………………NO!8)
LOL DRC, BF, In URE dreams!! LOL
DRC, the next time BF offers to meet u up at a cafe, smack him for me will ya?
My pleasure Sweetie.
P.s. if he smacks me back, I expect you to be on the next flight here and use your heel to great effect!
Right better get some rest.
Shabba Khair/Allah Hafiz
Khansahab..I think it is safe to say, won’t be dreaming about you hehe
Its for the first time in my life, I have ever seen snow settling in Central London. Before it just melted away straight after falling but today a couple of inches have already built up on the cars and roads. Looks good!
I mentioned on that MB page earlier that Scarlett Johansen is far better looking and has more sex appeal but I was dismissed by the boys. How do you girls compare the two? MB is a declining beauty you can see that. In goris, not many can keep up with their looks after certain age. They decline pretty fast. Catherine Deneuve types are pretty rare.
Awas, i cannot compare the two as im being pushed aside cuz of Bellucci. Bad BF i have/ had!! lol
Looks fade, its the beauty within tat remains.
Khansahab..I think it is safe to say, won’t be dreaming about you hehe DARCEY
Don’t you know the other name of dream? Its called nightmare!
Awas
I know what you mean by that, there was a time when I used to visit London or Glasgow from Dubai, even the UK summer was like Dubai’s winter and, winter was definitely something for me. But, never saw snow in London. The first time I saw snow was in Moscow, then, Vienna and Geneva. However after living here for almost a decade the winter of Glasgow is a joke. And the temperature fluctuation is so much for e.g. 4 hours ago when I went for a dinner it was -11C and when I came out 4 hours later it was appearing so warm and I wonder whats wrong? Anyways, car thermometer was showing -4C and by the time I reached home it was -1C.
Although snow may koi kamee nahee hoi, right in front of my house we have at least 4-5 feet of heaps i.e., because the street snow is shoveled by the “Baraf Ka Jamadar” and snow banks are created. And these snow banks don’t disappear till end of April and sometimes till middle of May.
Sweetie sledging is on plain area, if you go on a hilly area and slide down its called Tobogganing and its very common here. Even some school playgrounds they have small hills and the kids slide during the breaks. And they also create an area for ice rink by using wooden planks, raising the level a feet above the ground and then pour water in it, when it freezes the kids play ice hockey outdoors. And I just saw what you wrote on the blog. I am high on crack?????? Tumahree Khair nahee ab.
Theo, Congratulations man!
Javed, how do u sledge on a plain ground? LOL unless that sledge is tied behind the Alaskan Huskies?
BM, bring it on! woo hooo
This is a beautiful song. A must listen
my messaes disappeared as Javed’s new pic appeared! lol
Sadkay jawann BM! hehe nice one
Sweety
The song is sweet,but no to music of loneliness and missing.
Well!BBC announced do not get out of the house unless it is emergency and like a responsible citizen I decided to saty in.
So I am having MAUJAAN today.
Aloo kai parathai with Achaar…
So Sweety
You are young and beautiful and single and mother,sky is the limit then.I mean getting married and to be a mum is an ultimate wish of every girl.
Life begins here darling.
Destiny is nothing apart from decisions and choices we make.
Confident ,beautiful person like you ,will always decide right,only do not be dictated by anyone into anything.
Steeler
Congratulations! I watched quite a bit of your match on BBC last night. That try by Holmes with the longest run and a diving touchdown was quite amazing…reminded me of Maradonna’s solo goal that he once scored against England
Awas
Did you get to work today!I didnot and guess what my boss did ?He lives in country side.
But no I am not ashamed and tomorow is even worst!!
Aww Farrah, thanks a lot ! Hug**
Right now im on the phn & in a scream competition with my 1 yr old niece loll
Sweetie BB
I know the difference between sledging and tobogganing, but when you wrote that you went out with your son, I thought you were pulling the sledge and not every sledge is pulled by Alaskan Huskies, it is only when they go out on a trip into the wilderness. Btw, not far from where I live (within 2 hours drive) there is a woman who has opened a new business in Saint-Michel-des-Saints, Quebec and she has dozens of sledge dogs and you can go and experience dog sledging just like skiing or ski-doo
Btw, Theo would love Ski Doo its a very Macho Sport, just like Jet Boating in summer.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Phlnpyfx6XM
The above video link is a just a simple amateur type Skidoo trip. But, its defo. a lot of fun.
Ps
Ski Doo and Sea Doo are Canadian inventions by Bombardier Inc.
AHHH that sounds like a lot of fun!
Its 10:00 a.m. Sunny and nice warm weather just -2C but by night it will be -9C and in the next two days we will be going into deep freeze again i.e., -24C during daytime and below that during nights.
Theo must be enjoying the victory with his Tuna Sandwich
and he will be back after getting over with the euphoria. I g2g.
Went for Photography and walk in the snow and it was fantastic.when snow falls there is a silent whisper!I enjoyed listenning to that!
madam Sweety
Thanks for the hug and always remember ,when ever you get a negative remark ,it will be because those people are jealeous and insecure because of you.
I was surprised many women could not sympathise with me when we split up only later on I came to realise why?
Many women think my life is ideal ,independent and working.
They do not see they have husband and children and they do not have to worry to pay their bils.
Many women are bitchy because I am slim.Again they do not see I am not a mother.
In my thinking I take dessions like a man,I hate that ,but this is what I am.
We cannot have everything.
Look after yourself and you are the only one who can make best decissions for yourself:)
I am glad you are a survivor and you walked out of it very strong just do not be manipulated by your family now:)
When I read this article I thought it was a propoganda but it is the daily Telegraph uk.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/1339267/A-gift-from-the-gods-bottled-cow%27s-urine.html
nice pic Javed!
Thanks vPOD but, its not me who took the picture, so the credit goes to the person who took it. Btw, what happened to yours? You should keep that side profile of yours to brighten up the room.
Why is everyone congratulating Theo?!
Ok it took me a few minutes and I am guessing it was to do with the Superbowl.Doh!
Yeh, The Steelers won.
Oh I gathered hehe. For the last 4-5 days all I watched was cartoons. I do not even know what is happening in the world!
What cartoons did you watch DRC?
Tom & Jerry?
Everything and anything on CBeebies and Cartoon Network. I do not even recall their names. I was bullied into it!
HHmmm
I watch South Park, even though some people might think I’m too old for it!
Was really into Simpsons but now find it boring.
Before you wonder why and question my viewing tendencies, I was bullied into by a three year old. He is so adorable you cannot say no to him. Emotional blackmail I tell you!
i saw a cartoon a few weeks backs, it had some very cute small transparent blob like people called ‘gubble people’. they were absolutely adorable, their shape was cute and they were being used by the baddies to fuel their machines as they had oil in them.
LOL VP do you watch cartoons for fun?!
Awas and Sweetie
Thank you guys, it was absolutely surreal to watch Pittsburgh Steelers beat Arizona Cardinals when there were just 34 seconds left on the clock! It was party all night and on Tuesday we had a victory parade in Pittsburgh and 350,000 people showed up for that event. I had to take a couple of days off to make the most of those moments.
I have to work on some projects as the work has compounded after taking a couple of days off.
The current climate in Britain has led me to discuss the question that many are beginning to raise of whether; “snow balls are a sign of anti-social behaviour”.
On the one hand of the argument snow is rare and fascinating and people have different ways of socialising and therefore it can be considered as an enjoyable activity of whom one should approve. Also it can be considered humorous and amusing and a way of intimidating one another in a light hearted manner.
However is it an ethical approach to purposely injure and hurt someone or cause destruction to private items such as cars and property? Is this the right path for one to go down? To further emphasise we should feel from an elder’s perspective of whether it’s right to frighten and shock an elderly resident with someone throwing ice on their window. Isn’t that a step beyond acceptance ? Because as far as I’m concerned their the ones at the top of the hierarchy. Perhaps we should grant them a dart board if they want to practice their accuracy! Also one needs to personally feel the effect and emotions of feeling brutal ice on skin. Finally there are many other safety hazards that people are facing when they walk or drive on the roads and snowballs are only going to be another lustrous nightmare we did anticipate.
Overall, having appreciated both sides of the argument feel that the enjoyment factors should be allowed BUT there has to be a line which can’t be passed and obvious regulations have to be set in place just like those which have now been obliged in events such as Halloween. Yes, for friends and family it should be allowed but to do it with spiteful intent at an ordinary resident or a certain object is a criminal act and step too far. Anyway people ought to double check their status on the matter and feel for the authorities. Don’t they consider that they’ve got enough on their plate in such an emergency circumstance rather than warning someone about terms and conditions which need to be accepted and listen to the concerned elderly generation? Therefore say YES to have fun but there is a limit on the subject matter.
Awww… DRC look whos back!! hehe
hmmn Abdul,nice comments.Why we Brits celebrate snow and sunshine in equal measures.
It is a nuisance in summer when people continue with their late night Barbeques and music and loud laughters …..Well I am guilty of adding one working day here and there to extend my weekend.
Liked this public holiday particularly we do not get snow in london which settles for two days.
I apprecaite your concern for elderly particularly because they become even more isolated and yes it becomes quite scarry in a snowy night particularly when there is JACK THE RIPPER on the TV.
My concern is for children and people in general as well who think it is fun just to step infront of cars and leave it upto the wits of driver to put brake to save them.Many ignore the fact that driving a car in snow conditions is hazzardeous and people walking on the pavement have to take extra care.
Limit is definitely something people must learn about and I am absolutely fed up of people who want unlimited fun even at the cost of compromising their own health and safety.
LOL Sweetie…yeh it is your new admirer
Not mine, URES! hehe (dil mein firecrackers phutt rey hein, hai na DRC? )
sorry I thought above is the link for you tube.
here is the correct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhequbKB-bc
Sweetie
Meray dil mein kuch nahi phat raha :p
LOl. We’ll see about that DRC!
Farrah u on Facebook too eh!
When something does phaat, I will let you know
Abdul
Is this you or is it your BHOOT? Because, you left in a huff puff and vowed never to come back on this blog again. Anyways, “Subha ka Bhoola Shaam ko Ghar aye tou Ussay Bhoola nahee kehtay” hamaray haan issay kuch aur kehtay hain.
One thing is sure that this article is not written by you, so why do you wanna discuss something that you haven’t written? Or, have you been so badly hit by a snow ball that your nose is bleeding. I hope you are OK?
Sweetie dil may firecrackers nahee phutt tay, dil may Luddoo phutt tay hain wo bhee “Dhringgg Dhringgg ker kay”
DRC are you HUKKA BUKKA to see him? You should say…..
Wo ayein humaray ghar may Khuda ki kuddrut
Kabhee hum unko kabhee apnay furniture ko dekhtay hain
If the sound is Dhring dhring, then its firecrackers, cuz laddos when popped, im sure would sound more like boom pop lol
May be Sweetie, perhaps the sound changes according to the gender! A woman would describe her heart beat us tik tiki tik, where as a child would say it makes a “bim bom bim bom” noise! Aur Firecrackers ya Patakhay tou dil kay cheethray ker dain
LOl, Javed, aur Laddoo heart ko clog kar deingay!
I dunno Sweetie, I don’t have any such problem and I eat everything, lakkar hazam, pathar hazem.
Aur Luddoz ki bhee kayee varieties hain, Moti Choor kay Luddoo, Besan Kay Luddoo, Khoiye Kay Luddoo, aur proverbial Laad Kay Luddoo. I don’t like Besan kay. I prefer the usual ones with a little bit of nuts and raisins.
To me all laddoos sound the same, YUCKKKK
Yeah, they sound the same but, tastes different. In any case Luddoo is not my favourite mithai.
Aaj kaal lightbulbs ke sivaa aur kuch nahi phaat rahaa hehe. I have had to change the lightbulb 3 times this week!Doh!
Hey guys!
v-talk is very quiet these days whats up?!
there seems to be a lot happenning on politics page, but unfortunately i cant contribute anything to it, cos me no undertanding of politics and related issues, my bad
my family is in disbelief over my ignorance too.
oh i dont like laddoos either. the only kind i can eat are the moti choors
and those too from Ambala. they fill them with nuts and are very soft. I hated the till kay laddoos cos they were so hard and kirkiray! same with besan, i dont like them either and i have never had khoey kay laddoo. and there is another one too, shaadi ka laddoo, lol which is said to have missed if ones unmarried or regretted if ones married 
oh really DRC?
that means overload! make sure u r not near it when its switched on
I don’t think so. Every time the lightbulb goes the rest of the lights in the house trip.
My housemates are not impressed!
Yeh V talk is quiet
yeh DRC we had a dodgy toaster. when it popped toast ,lights in the house used to trip
thankfully, we have got rid of it
DRC the problem about your light bulbs exploding is because of your presence and you being the source of their energy like a powerful generator those under powered bulbs can’t stand the heat and the energy, so you need to “unfuse” yourself to save a few bulbs. Besides, if you use those coiled energy saving bulbs “Star Energy” or something, they don’t explode and they last much longer than the conventional old bulbs.
LOL VP at your description of Till kay Luddoo being “Kirkiray” haven’t heard this word since a long time and that too in the context of food. Well before Shadi kay Laddoo some people have to go through “Bismillah kay Luddoo” first. But all this Rasm O Rivage are very trivial, that the Dullah Dulhan have to see their face in a mirror first and then eat that Luddoo, thats all bull.
I think in the good old days Luddoo and Jalebi were probably the best Mithais. I don’t mind fresh Jalebi but, not always, however I prefer, Pista and Kaju Barfi, Badaam ki Jaali, Khalaqand, Paida, Russ Malai, Rabree and Malai Sandwich which is actually a Chumm Chumm sandwich with Malai in between, its actually a Potassium Cyanide Capsule.
V-Talk 5 is quiet these days because “Awas” and “KhanSahab” are not in the room
Sweetie …
As they say, your wish is my command
LOL VP. That must have been freaky and annoying.
Javed
It;s just weird. Need to get more lightbulbs when I can. It only happens in my room. Weirdness!
everyone, lets welcome Munir on this page!!
hope you can contribute more to this user friendly, page
Munir
You can find Khansahab on Bellucci
Abdul the Spin Cobra
I can’t believe you were intimidated by Khansahab on Monica Bellucci page and vowed not to write on LS anymore! I thought being an aggressive batsman and cunning leg spin bowler you were better than that. So instead of facing Khansahab you’ll run away? Come on Abdul I’ve been your avid supporter and you are making me look bad.
VP …
I agree Khan Sahab Tu “Balochi” Kay Pass Hee Milain Gey
But, where is Awas ??
Sweetie …
Sainoon V-Talk Wali 5 Tey Bulaa Key
Tey Chun Mahi Kithay Reh Gaya
Munir – Sweetie ko Muneer naam bahot pasand hai
and she is waiting for him at the Naher walay Pull tay…
Oh yes, Sweetie’s allergy with this name “Muneer” …
Aur Yeh Tu Mein Bhool Hee Gaya Tha
LOL NO im not allergic to the name, Its DEADLY for me !
Dead Deer (DRC)
It’s all because Sweetie chickened out or should I say she was not the “Kudouk Murghi” I thought she was. She was more like a “chooza” who just did “choon choon” and nothing else! You on the other hand did what you wanted and you have been wicked all along, you snatched her man, went on a vacation with him after your exams, and smoked joints. Ahhh, what more could you do to her!
Theo
You have a rather vivid imaginaion and are sssssssoooooooooooooooooooooo wrong
Theo, i didnt chicken out, i had to dump BF cuz of what he did to me. Bellucci & then DRC.. can u blame me?
Sweetie how many times are you going to dump him? Are you a Candy Truck or a Dump Truck?
I said i HAD to dump him *(when i did). Are u on crack again? lol
So now you are a crack dealer too? Wow, Candies and Sweeties laced with crack and coke.
I guess ure comment is self explanatory! hehe
Sweetie,
You are bellucious, too, albiet in a more sweeter way than a more wholesome way.
Hmmm BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF lol
GF!
What, Omer is your new BF?
Khansahab,
You will have to entertain this thought without accepting it
Omer
GF and me have broken up anyway. She dumped me because she thought I was dating DRC and I dumped her because she does not love Bellucci.
So take her if you want! Just don’t grab her like you grab Hispanics, this girl wears massive heels
Omer
Ghalib nay kaha
Dil kay behlanay ko Ghalib yae khayal accha hai….
tum hay itni tou Urdu aati ho gi, and I hope you have understood it.
Smack * Smack** Omer & BF!!
ISHHHHHH lol
No BF, Omer isnt my BF. Ure the only BF Sniff**
khansahab
Maal-e-muft, dil-e-bay rahem…………. aap sweeties baant rehay hain jaisay
Andhaa baantay rewri wo bhee apnay apnaon ko?
Sweetie haven’t you heard b4, “nadaan dost say dana dushman bhala?” kya dekh ker tum nay dosti ki thee? Boy say!
Khansahab,
That kills it. Its not fun anymore
She does wear massive heels. I am more than mindful of that. And she probably walks like “she is hot and she knows it”. I wonder whether she has that wry smile too.
Javed Khan,
Of course I understand Urdu. But are you talking about me or yourself there
I refer to this one for my own self,
“Hain aur bhi duniya mein sukh anwar bahut ache, kehtey hain ke Ghaalib ka hai andaaz-e-bayan aur”
And for you Javed Khan I refer this one (I hope you take light-heartedly because this is just jokes):
girtey hain shehsawari madaan-e-jang main;
woh tifal kya giray ga jo ghutnon ke bal chaley
Javed. meri ankhon k agay andheyra agaya tha. lol
This is for my Pakistan brethren, the common man over there:
“Jis khet ke dehkan ko na ho roti mayassar us khet ke har gosha-e-gandam ko jala do”
No omer I don’t get mad in the virtual world and you have wrongly quoted the verse
Girtay hain shahsawar maidaan-e-jang may
wo tifl kya girenge jo PAMPERS may raingtay
I have modified it for you
After all tum say bara jo hoon! Cheers 
Lol Javed Khan,
But that took away the beauty of the sher, it sounds and reads very awkard. I mean yeh Ghalib ka standard nahe hai.
I love the way you never rectified the ‘misunderstanding’ Khan sahab but enjoyed the attention and the associations. Ahem!
Omer vo Iqbal ka sher hai tum Ghalib ki kion taang tore rehay ho? And you know I have specialized in genetics and I do genetic engineering in poetry too!
Aur, the second one you quoted is also of Ik-baal Saab. Here is one more for u.
Qaom hai fard-e-millat kay Pankhaon say
Maoj hai dariya may bayroon-e-dariya may A/C bhee nahee.
Hainnnnnnnnnnnnn DRC tum BULAB tore ker Andhairay may baher nikal ayeen?
khansahab dekho DRC ka dil na toro, kisi dukhiya ki aah na lo wo becharee andharay ghupp may baithee raat kay 12 bajay siskion kay sath rowing and bowling kay tum only enjoyed the attention and the associations of muhabattain and faaslay! and ahem, ahem kerring uskay baad, tsk tsk tsk khansahab bad aadmi tum.
Abhi tak bulb nahi totaa. Allah ka shukar hai:D
I am craving chips again. Doh!
Haw hai… seee i was right!! DRC, wait till he goes after someone else.
Haw hai… seee i was right!! DRC, wait till he goes after someone else. Abdul ka kia hoga?
Javed Khan,
I couldn’t understand that one. pehli line samaj aagai leken what is bayroon-e-dariya?
This one is the best:
ye masaail-e-tassawuf, ye teraa bayaan Ghaalib
tujhe hum walle samajhte, jo na baada_khwaar hota
Btw people don’t mind my excessive use of words, I have been preparing for an exam which requires the memorization of many words. I am just using them in sentences as a way to memorize them, I am no verbose. As soon as the exam is over, they will be begone from my mind just like that. Bear with me till then, as when I write from now on, I’ll try to use them more often.
Yeah Omer what’s with the verbosity?
I thought you were the numbers man, what are you doing with excessive fancy words?
Hes tryin to impress DRC hehe
Lol Khansahab,
The GRE exam is all about words. For some reason they have the financial engineering program in the school of liberal arts. So, we take the same standardized test that English majors or History majors take.
Sweetie,
hehehehehe
Omer
So you better cut down on your “I am agree” because that might impact on your score in the GRE