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Japanese anime caters mostly for American audiences. Its funny how the heroine always has large eyes and an American woman’s physique

A joke

The Gujarati Story of Valentine’s Day.

In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine’s Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in Gujarat.

It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis). One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patlani, having had enough “torture” by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin). Yes….the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him….only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened. This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the velan.
There was an outburst of moaning “chapatti-ed” husbands all over Anand and Amdavad. The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more respectfully with their Patlani.
Thereafter, on 14th February, every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day.The wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.
Soon The Gujju men realised that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to present gifts to their wives….they brought flowers and sweetmeats.
Hence the tradition began. As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, that day was called ‘Velan time’ day. The ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words ‘Velan time!’. Of course in their foreign tongues, it was first anglisised to
Velantime’ and then to ‘Valentine’.
And thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine’s Day!

Khansahab

American womans physique as in tall, large eyes, yes very curvy figure! American heroines are not fat!

Damn right! U.S. has all the variety of chicks and they are beautiful. The most beautiful I’ve seen are from Venezuela! Russians also compete well. In Pakistan the best looking ladies are from NWFP, Quetta, Multan (if you like salty), and Nazimabad Karachi (XL size eyes).

vPOD
How come American women are in discussion today? I mean khansahab is always very specific about a female’s anatomy and her physical appearance more than her intellectual abilities and today he is in a mood to generalize it to ALL American women? Khudaya Khair.

LOL @ American women. Javed, for BF, thats all that matters, the word WOMEN! HEHEHE

Vabilla Pod,
Funny story.

Khansahab,
They emphasize the curves very much in anime because that is the Asian conception of beauty Women are voluptous…which animes you watch?

Khansahab,
Who are these people who are recommending?

I have watched one anime, death note, and after that I lost patience. The episodes are endless and by the time you reach the 20th, 30th episode you have forgotten all the previous storyline and characters. Anyway at least the Japanese are exporting anime like America exports hollywood. And the advantage of having paper-and-pencil rather than real people forming characters is that it allows the women to be much more voluptous.
Shouldn’t we be on the Belluci page by now?

Talking about Women, just came back from a short Germany-Switzerland trip. Well I was amazed to see so Blonde Lara Crofts all the way in my journey. The Women here in Netherlands are quite tall and slim due to the excessive amount of Cycling everyone does from an early age here. But in Germany and down south things are bit more on the heavier side on all the sides if you’all know what i mean….

Varun Suri,
When I think of German women, I think of Cindy Crawford. They are hot. But if you go down further south, you find Italian women– and the epitome of Italians is Bellucci. It just keeps on getting better going down south in that part of the world.

Omer,

Why Cindy Crawford? She was not German?

Maybe you should think of Claudia Schiffer or Heidi Klum? or for that matter Steffi Graf???

U men!!

Varun,
Your correction noted, for some reason I always thought she was German. Heidi Klum is attractive but Cindy Crawford was exceptionally attractive. I guess ,then, my theory of going south in that part of the world holds no water

Khansahab,
Who does sweety look like?

Well my all time favourite is the one and only Zeenat Aman. I don’t think we have seen such a sensual, sinful, bitchy and sexy look all in one in any of the Bollywood actresses…

Khansahab,
I am beginning to think that sweety looks like Abdul’s favorite Rani Mukherjee!

Omer

Actually Javeds neighbour thought Sweetie looked like zeenat aman!

VP not in this picture but the one that was on the blog earlier with some pink or orange dress a close up she does look like Zeenat Aman. I wonder why that neighbour of mine did not start writing on the blog?

Cindy Crawford, LOL Omer why do you have a crush on women who are twice your age? Something to do with school? Was there any female teacher jis per crush thaa? Btw, take a look at this link and puke after that.

http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.realself.com/files/u3066CindyCrawfordBabyTummy.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.realself.com/blog/stretch-marks-dr-doris-day-cindy-crawford-creams-DDF&h=306&w=320&sz=30&tbnid=vYW1t3jFXPYtAM::&tbnh=113&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCindy%2BCrawford&hl=en&usg=__fxHzoKLd_L3DCa71Vd2u6dK88Vc=&ei=oseMSdHCFpicNffTka4L&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image&cd=1

Ya, but the Neha Dhupia i remember was much different and more natural to the one we all see now. I am not a big fan of any of current Bollywood Heroines maybe because i am not watching a lot of hindi movies thesedays. My last Obsession when i was younger was Urmila in Rangeela and a Flop Movie which i saw innumberable number of times called MAST.

Oh…Zeenat..kaash mai 20 saal pehle paida hua hota..
If anyone has seen that song in rain in Satyam Shivam Sundaram or maybe one of the songs in Qurbani then maybe they would understand what i mean!

Varun I don’t think cycling has anything to do with height or people being tall, its genetic. The Nordic women are generally very tall but they don’t do cycling as much as the Dutch. I have been to Netherlands twice and I know there is a craze for cycling almost everyone has got a bicycle.

Here in in Montreal Québec we have several cycle routes generally separating cyclists from other road vehicles, sometimes its a nuisance for motorists because the roads are narrowed down by dividers. Reportedly there is 55,000 k.m. of cycle paths throughout the Province. Also there is green route, a network of over 4 000 km of trails linking 16 regions and 320 municipalities throughout Québec. The best one is along the river St. Lawrence, which is the oldest river in the world (from ice age times) it is very scenic, picturesque and the landscape is very beautiful because of the river and the hilly area.

20 saal pehlay bhee uskay hazaron aashiq thay Varun, and she was a keep of one of the richest men of Dubai for over a year. I can’t mention the name on the blog.

Ps

Btw, Varun why don’t you upload your picture on the blog? Aakhir itna parda kion?

Mybe you are right but for some reason i see so many teenagers and young children here who always have their lower half of the bodies basically Legs much bigger than the upper half, i have not seen this thing either in UK or anywhere else in Europe so i thought maybe it’s because of thier excessive cycling from an Early age, other reason which everyone believes here is the amount of Milk and Milk products these people have in their daily intake. Well the French may love thier Cheese and Fondue but these Dutch; they have half a litre of Milk with Bread for Lunch rigorously every day!!!
FCUK, reminds me of the food my Dog,Snowy, a Pomerian ate for his 12 Years of Life!!!

Yes Nowhere in Europe you will get to see people drinking so much Milk and eating so much Cheese as here. SO maybe their Lengths are due to this strange mixture of High Calcium Intake and over the top Cycling.!!

khansahab

Mai nay Cindy Crawford ki jawani hee ka link post kiya, aap nay Mulahaza farmaya? Please zara Muta’ala kerain phir kuch farmain.

I told you once, I look like Waqar Younis a bit and already people have made a lot of fun about him here so i don’t want to give you more ammunition you see.. but if you insist i will do it but until now only my Laziness prvented me from doing so and nothing else….

Milk……. calcium that could be one of the reasons, but I was reading a report which says that there is a kind a cycle that one generation is tall the other is not that tall….. its a strange phenomenon but that it does happen everywhere.

Look at Aamir Khan and all these Khans and even among the girls not the filmy ones but generally speaking the new generation who are between 15-20 are short whereas those born in the eighties are all very tall.

But, drinking milk or increase in calcium intake plus exercise and good sleep definitely helps in growing tall………….. shucks my cat is out for a long time…. its frigging -12C got to get her in.

No, no please go ahead and upload it, you can do it yourself from wordpress.com using that avatar and gravatar whatever… Even Alim Dar looks like Waqar Younus but, he said, he is more handsome than waqar, so you should say I am more handsome than Alim Dar.

When I came in after work, the cat sneaked out and generally comes back in a few minutes in this weather, but she took longer time and I forgot while typing here on the blog and she was sitting at the threshold of the door meaowing poor thing. Btw, this is my first pet, I never had any cat or dog b4, buggies yes but no cats or dogs. She is so sensitive and now she went straight up into the bedroom went under the bed into hiding ……. Why didn’t you open the door early? LOL… Now, I have to pull her out and brush her, talk to her that its OK, I am sorry and then feed her a bit, tab kaheen ja ker normal hogi, itnay naqray larkioun kay bhee kabhee nahee uthai

Okay, so here i am….

Vanilla Pod,
I was trying to see Sweetie’s response
Apparently there was none at Rani Mukherjee
I saw the pics of Zeenat Aman and actually she does like Zeenat Aman. I mean really there is a lot of resemblence.

Varun (mr diamond), ure still in a corner. hehehe

Sweetie why are you not responding to Omer?

VP, I wasn’t responding cuz i just woke up a while back & just saw the comments.

Omer, no i do not look like Rani Mukherjee & not like Zeenat Amaan either. She’ll commit suicide lol But thanks !

Ive been told by many ppl i look like Shushmita Sen, & i think ppl are blind.

Hi Sweetie !!
Shushmita ,you got it right though.
I like her ,she is very strong women and magnetic.
mostly people admire Ash but she lacks something

I was shocked why everyone is quite ,maybe my blogs are getting offensive.
Sweetie me regarding take things easy,I am so damn boring and I am proud of it.

From Brass tacks of Zaid hamid website:
(the guide is good for foreigners I thought it is useful for Khansahab and Omer,rest may need it as well)

General Social Behavior

Special behavior is required in dress codes and general social behaviors with women. Islamabad is more liberal but avoid becoming odd in other places. Men can shake hands, hug or wear barmuda trunks but women should be careful not to expose themselves in Public. Not just that it is embarrassing, nudity is also illegal. Body exposure, which would be perfectly normal in the west, would be extremely embarrassing and even illegal here. So be careful.

Social Norms

Dressing is an important consideration. Look around and dress as everyone else. Controlling body exposure level is important consideration.
Do not kiss opposite sex in public, not even at the airports. Not for a minute, not for a second, NOT at all.
Do not hug or embrace opposite sex in Public.
Do not photograph women without their asking first.
Do not shake hands with women or touch them, unless they extend their hands first. (For men only)
Do not smile to stranger women or talk to them. (For men only)
Do not drink alcohol in public, or smoke drugs. It is illegal. Even carrying a bottle of liquor in Public can be asking for trouble.
Remain sober in Public places. Drunks can be arrested.
Pork is illegal and offensive to locals. Do not eat in Public or offer it to any Muslim. This is serious.
Smoking is OK.
Weekly holiday is on Sunday. Banks close at 1:30 PM, except on Friday when closing time is 12 Noon.
Use right hand in giving or receiving any thing. Left hand is bad manners.
People can be addressed by first name but add “Sahib” after the name, like Khalid sahib, Tariq Sahib etc. Sahib is a sign of respect. Friends can be addressed by first name alone.
Take your shoes off when visiting a Masjid or shrine, cover your head, do not photograph without permission and keep a local guide or escort.
Photographing airports, military installations and defense sites is not allowed.
Local foods use chilies, might be offensive to stomach for many new comers.
Tap water is not safe for drinking. Use bottled mineral water. Use standard brands as Nestle, or AVA. Lots of fakes available.
Fake cigarettes, tobacco, gums, chocolates etc are common. Buy from main shops and stores.
Police emergency number is 15. Do not trust them to come in time.
Get a mobile phone upon arriving in the country.
(SO WHERE SHOULD GOREE WOMAN GO FOR SUN TAN
and thatmust have dip in the pool.)

1.Yes we have five star hotels for swimming ,only they get jamm packed with men around ,no they do not swim,it is their hobby to see women swimming or bathing.
2.if one feels extremely frustrated one can jump in the pool with track suit ,Pakistani men are usedto to see that.
3.Your tee shirt must say ,NO TO SEX.

Sweetie

Sush is pretty, i can see why they call u that, now that tht u hav mentioned it im also claiming that

Farrah, u r fun! i agree with Sweetie

Thanks guys.

Here is a nice joke …

100 Sardars were killed in a train accident at Amritsar station, and only one Sardar survived the accident. A News reporter goes to him and asks the Sardar jee.

News reporter : How did it happen ?

Sardar : Oh Jee Pucho Mut. Sab Kuch Sahi Tha Sab Log Platform Par Khare, Gaadi Ka Wait Kar Rahay Thay. Achanak Announcement Huwi Ke Shatabdee Express Number 2 Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai.

Jaise Hee Sab Ne Suna Ke Gaddi, “PLATFORM” Par Aa Rahi Hai, Sab Log Apni Jaan Bachane Ke Liye Patri Par Kood Gaye.

Aur Tabhi Gaddi Patri Par Aa Gayi.

News reporter : Thank God. Aap Ne Samajhdari Dikhayee. Aap Patri Par Naheen Koode.

Sardar : Oey Naheen jee Mein Tu Suicide Karne Ki Liye Patri Par Hee Leta Tha. Jaise Hee Announcement Huwi, Mein Tu Platform Par Chad Gaya.

Sweetie fantastic…
listen to this one:
Aik Sardar Gi Ki begum intahaee phuhar the aik hi azarband (nalla)tha ,jo kai behaadh ganda tha ,aik din Sardar ji Shahar ja rahai thai,aadhai ghantai main wapas agai.
Begum nai pooucha kiya huwa.
Sardar:Driver nai kaha Gandai nalai walai utter jain.Main uttar gaya

Thanks Vanilla:)

Im not sure if ive posted this joke b4, but just in case…

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a telephone operator.

Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, “Wow, he`s one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom.”

The third man married a school teacher.

Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, “Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid.” At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher`s husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn`t call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse`s husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man`s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. “Sir, what happened?” asked Jeff. “You married a nurse.”

“Son, don`t ever marry a nurse,” the man sourly replied. “All I heard last night was Her nagging voice saying, `You`re not sanitary, you`re not sanitary`.”

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator`s husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man`s hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.

“What happened?” Jeff asked with surprise. “Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices.” “Son, don`t ever marry a telephone operator,” the man groaned. “All I heard last night was Her nasal voice saying, `Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up`.”

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher`s husband would be calling at any moment. Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher`s husband called for breakfast.

Jeff couldn`t believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple`s room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.
“My goodness sir, what happened to you?” Jeff asked, fearing the worst. “Did you have a fight?”

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, “No. Son, when you marry be sure it`s to a school teacher. All I heard last night was Her sexy, smooth voice saying, `We`re going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right`.”

I ve made myself disappear! lol

why sweetie?

vPOD, why is that your conversation is restricted to only 2 words. “Why Sweetie?” Are you asking her about the picture that disappeared from the blog or something else? Well, Sweetie must have got fed up by the discussion that she is being compared with Zeenat Aman and Sushmita Sen and what not.

khansahab and Omer you guys talk about Bellucci and Cindy Crawford and in your opinion these are girls and not women? Yae tou Aunties nahee balkay Haunties hain.

yeh Javed, thats wht i wanted to ask lol, why her pic had disappeared but now i can see another pretty one! (the zeenat aman/sush one)

where is everyone? where are theo, awas and DRC? i think abdul is composing another essay so he will take some time to come back.

i hope munir, varun and omer keep this page lively and not leave us

i am up so late, its past 1 am and i have just finished reading a book with weird law terminology, which has taken away my sweet slumber!

And also i am feeling hungry, but cant be bothered to go to the kitchen

ok so i guess i should go to sleep now, have a nice rest of the day those of u who are in America and Canada. Nite nite

U too VP. Im stuck on the phn with an online pharmacy ppl. :*(

Sweetie,

Nice Pic! for some reason your picture reminds me of that song, i dont know if you knot it or not…it goes like “Dil-bur, DIl-bur…” where the actors are Sanjay “Aati Nahin” Kapoor and you kno who?

Male or Female? You might not have known this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in…but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off…it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object… because to get them to go anywhere…..you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female…because they are soft…..squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male… because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because…over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male… because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying

Lol Farrah its good esp the remote control one

it is said womn watch whats on tv and men watch what else is on tv

sweetie, u can take a bow

Hi Vanilla
I am just reconsidering though ,all non-living things or the things which refuse to grow are actually MEN.
Isn’t it amazing.Oh! I have to share this with desperate housewives.lol

thats an interesting obsevation Farrah

sometimes i feel men are very naive in the sense that women can control them, manipulate them etc. where a woman is a good, honest and sincere wife, it is another woman who is so gutsy to break a house.

girls, i hope i dont get battered for this (pardon me)

F.K.R. & Vanilla iPod

All prophets of God were “men” and God himself is a “male God” -:)

BUT

I believe what James Brown’s sung:

This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark

This is a man’s, a man’s, a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy ’cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man

This is a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

He’s lost in the wilderness
He’s lost in bitterness

yeh theo ofcourse the prophets were men, men are supposed to be strong innit! u cant expect a female to do all that

Vanilla iPod

I believe in roles for men and women. Men are supposed to be the head of the house, the provider, the fixer, and the protector. Women should submit their authority to men but should be treated like queen of the house, women are supposed to take care of the house hold, raise children with proper upbringing, and should play the nurturing role for her man and kids.

I won’t get into mismatches which is the most common problem is our desi arranged marriages but what good has the feminist movement given to women? Before it, women would do house chores and everything I specified in gender roles but women now do a full time job and still perform all the chores, LOL. Wasn’t she better off the old way?

Good moaning guys hope you all are smelling coffee to get rid of the Monday morning blues? I am a tea person! But, today is one of those Mondays that will keep me busy @ work and Awas is traveling so you guys have to rely more on khansahab to approve your bills……… oooops I mean comments.

Theo I hope you are enjoying good weather? We had plus temperatures yesterday morning for a few hours and its a rare thing in February, but by night we were in deep freeze again -15C. On your Friday post about Montreal, yeah its one of the most vibrant cities of North America, downtown especially is very unique. Its a pedestrian friendly downtown, meaning everything is within walking distance.

I have seen so many big cities all over the world, but there is none like downtown Montreal which has so many young people all the time. That is because of the fact that it has 4 Universities and about 3-4 colleges within in 1 k.m. and more than 75% of the students also happen to live in this area so its always bustling with life. Coffee shops such as Starbucks, 2nd Cup, Tim Hortons, Cafe Vienne, Cine Express etc., and all fast food joints are always full of the students and they are not in hundreds but thousands and all the nice restaurants and clubs are also in downtown…… which is 20 minutes of walking distance to Old Montreal and Old Port which is unique because in summer you can do a lot of water sports in the river St. Lawrence such as Sea Doo and Jet Boating.

Yeah, do let me know when you plan to visit …….. within 1 hour drive we have great fishing lakes and rivers so u don’t have to worry about that, I haven’t taken out my fishing gear since ages.

I g2g now.

now we are talking theo!

See iPod I know more than how to hunt and fish -:)

Just a quick note……. Theo you should know that among Pathans, the woman’s role in the house is more important than a man. Mother’s role is more important than father’s and no one can dare to talk in front of Ammi jaan’s decisions. The beauty is, not just the queen but, the ruler of the house. Even among the BIG families ( I mean lots of kids ) even if the boys are big adults and get married they simply can’t raise their voice in front of Ammi jaan, am I wrong?

As regards men doing chores, if men think that it is below their dignity to do chores at home, then they should stay unmarried Because, as long as they are unmarried they do all the chores including DIY jobs at home, so why should they feel shy in doing the tough work in front of their spouses? Is it the peer pressure or keeping up with the Jones ……… I mean Tarzans! I don’t feel ashamed of doing DIY kinda chores at home or taking control of the kitchen in case of a party and BBQ is a man’s domain and this is for sure.

Javed

thats one of the best comments i hav read on LS!
very good!

Javed you are an exception off course, LOL but most men DO NOT LIKE HOME CHORES!!!

Yes I agree with what you have said about importance of women in Pathan culture. I was trying to present the gender roles to a broader audience. Heck, I can’t even call my elder sister or elder female cousins by her name without adding “De De” to it. It’s a culture with a very strong emphasis on “respect” and I like it and want to keep the traditions.

Hello/Salaam/Bonjour/

Hello DRC!

where hav u been? i thot u had gone travelling like Awas too, without telling us

How are you VP?

I have had relatives over ffrom Pakistan, so been busy playing a good host. On top of that, Semester 2 started and I ahve been bombarded with essays already .

How have you been?

Ive been good DRC thanks!

this page has been a bit slow since u and awas disappeared. did u get lots of pressies from Pak?i know, its horrible as soon as u go back and they give u so much work to do, Law is hard! i was reading the pelican brief and found it difficult to understand some law stuff hehe but was still reading it cos of murder mystery

is it not great that men do not like to do house chores like Theossa said but some men take pride in doing them and make it a liking for the sake of their family? i think its very sweet. like my dad he is also very active around the house and it gives him pleasure to cook, or do things for us. my dad tries to quickly wash up so that my mum or i dont do it before him, same is with my mum.

VP & DRC, keep up the good work.

out of all the good works that we keep doing, which one in particular are you referring to sweetie?

Vanilla iPod

Your dad sure is a nice guy, my dad was more traditional. On normal days, I’ll try to fix anything that is broken but forget about any kitchen work, I have other important stuff to do like going fishing -:) However on occasions and to give my spouse a surprise I’ll bring her breakfast in bed and won’t let her do anything for the rest of the day just a gesture of appreciation (food comes from a restaurant of course). Other than that I do what I do and she takes cares of home. I think I’m old school kind of guy and she knew what she was getting into before marrying me so it’s all mutual. Marriage is everyday learning experience and if one thing works for a couple, it won’t necessarily work for another. I remember you guys here talked about compromise being one of the most important factors in a working marriage but I think mutual respect is as important.

Men are simple, you guys are making them sound like too complex to understand, and please don’t try to change them and turn them into your girlfriends, LOL.

I got clothes, mehndhi, chooriyaan and some bling. My mum won’t let me see the bling though hehe.

I actually enjoy the modules I am doing. It is just the immense work load which is getting to me. I have 6 essays and 3 exams this semester. On top of that seminar work. I just hope I do well.

Pelican Brief- I have heard of that but not read it myself. Did you enjoy it?

On household chores. I once saw Papa wash up and I nearly fainted hehe.

Awww I do tend to keep V talk alive

VP, i was referring to ure perhai.
Theo, turn men into our girlfriends? Heck i would’ve be lucky to turn the one i had into a human! loll

Sweetie, don’t you dare try to turn him into a human! Be the witch you are and turn him into a deer for me to hunt -:)

hahaha I should i should!! *HUG* Good idea Theo!

yeh sweetie u should experiment ur tricks on sumone else too, not only theo! first a bird and now u hav transformed him into a bad boy

However on occasions and to give my spouse a surprise I’ll bring her breakfast in bed and won’t let her do anything for the rest of the day… Theo

LOL theo this must be the first day of your marriage when you went out to the kitchen made an elaborate breakfast and brought it in a tray and made her eat her breakfast in bed and then you told her….. “This is a sample, and from tomorrow I want you to make it exactly like this and bring it to me in my bed, right? “ LOL…

vPOD, back home at my parents house, I am not exaggerating we had more than ten servants that includes, drivers, maasi, maali, cook etc. And, even in Dubai we had driver, maid, cook etc. But, here NONE. Most of the time I take my car for a car wash but, on a good day and if I have time I love to wash it and polish it. And for a second, I never hesitate to cook. IMO, cooking is one of the sweetest pleasures, it not only releases stress but, it also inculcates a feeling of “giving” because, I always cook a lot and invite relatives, friends and in Ramadan I prepare food and send it over to the mosque or go myself if I can.

Things that I don’t like is: doing dishes or doing the laundry, I don’t mind shoving them in the machines but, the rest I hate, even ironing. Any DIY stuff with tools, yes I accept it as a challenge and do it. If I know I’ll mess it and won’t be able to do it well, then I hire someone. And, I don’t like being screwed by them for overcharging me for a petty work. But, they do because labour is so expensive here, therefore I watch them for the first time and second time I do it myself…. i.e., if I have time to do. So, its a matter of how you take it. Whether it is a matter of pride or vanity or just a way of life?

Bonjour Darcey; comment vos toi? Aaj kal andhairay may rehnay lagi ho? After breaking so many light bulbs?

LOL @ Vanilla iPod, very witty there!

My mom thinks I am a good boy and I believe her -:) Only deer and fish don’t like me. Seriously, I put this picture with my pistol because I have a side pose in it. Since you and Sweetie had side poses in your pictures I thought it might be cool thing to do. Now Sweetie changed her pic and looks very “harmless” in her new front picture. I hope you don’t ditch me like her.

Tujhe dekhna khushi ke baat sahi
Tujh dekh ker udaas hota hon

Javed

How can we “normal men” compete with men like you and your cooking advantage? This is so unfair. It is because of men like you who raise the bar of expectations from us that there are so many marital problems. It’s like the Asian student in the classroom who everyone hates for raising the GPA.

Baaz aajawo, muzloomon ke bud-dua lage gee -:)

Gotta go guys, have a nice rest of the day

Varun, yeh i ve seen that song & thats the reason why i know it. Some one showed me tat song sayin i look like Shushmita ( i didnt know who she was) lol Thanks tho

Javed, Theo’s pose reminds me of the name Shida Pistol lol doesnt it? *theo its a very nice pic *

A college professor ask the class weather “Computer” should be considered a Male or a Female ?

Non of the students could answer clearly and the class was divided as few said Computer is a Male while others said no, it is a Female. The professor divided the class in two sections and told each group to provide four reasons for a Computer to be either a Male or a Female.

The Men’s Group decided that the Computer is a “Feminine” gender, because:

- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The Women’s Group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine, because:

- In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Sweetie

What is shida pistol? Are you making fun of my gun? I’m holding a CZ 75B military Pistol, very accurate son of a bitch. Actually, when this picture was taken I was trying to kiss it, which btw reflects the fact that I’m very romantic -:)

And why are you asking Javed about pistols? Only his dad had guns and Javed Aasmaan Khan Afridi likes to hold “Parathay pakanay wala chimta” for self defense, LOL.

WAKE UP ppl!!

LOL @ Munir. DUde, i KNOW i couldve! But i can always blame my dad hehehe

Theooo noo, im not makin fun of ure pic, i said its a very nice pic. But romance wit ure gun.. errr .. im speechless! lol Javed & his parathey wala chimta LOLLLL hes gonna kill u!!

Theo…trying to kiss and be romantic with a gun?! Dude, you feeling ok?!

Aww nice pic DRC.

Theo, LOL @ parathay pakanay wala chimta, Man I use spatula and not a chimta As regards keeping guns at home, I don’t want guns at home. My dad had them back home and that’s enough, he had the best shotguns and the best rifles in the world and I have used them a lot. But, I have no desire of keeping one in Canada. I do go to shooting range sometimes to practice trapshooting, clay pigeon and skeet shooting just for fun. I am still very good, especially with the trick shots.

I prefer to shoot birds and animals with a camera now like I have said b4, my new project is Nikon D90. No, Sweetie I am not going to kill him, I am going to hook his big fish called Natalie and then he will be crying

Sweetie ….. still tasveer saaf nahee aari, its so dark, if you can see on a heap of coal in the dark a kaali billi sitting which is actually not there, then I definitely need a pair of reading glasses!

LOL @ natalie

Javed kon Kalee billi?

Sweetie naam lay ker pittna hai? I just used an expression

Ps. Dinna Tame.

Thanks Sweeie.

Javed mujhe samajh nahi aai.

Javed mujhe samajh nahi aai.

That’s because I was talking about a bulb jo tube light ko samajh nai aata !
Man, I am hungry I g2g and Thoonso !

When you come back please do explain

Javed, ill turn u into a deer & have Theo shoot u!!

Recession Quotes …

- The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building intact. It’s called the stock market.

- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Well, Wall Street is now being called “Wall Mart Street”.

- The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

- What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

- I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it.

- Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar.

- The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures.

- President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21.

- What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s funds.

And my favourtie …

- The problem with Investment Bank’s balance sheet is that on the left side nothing’s right, and on the right side nothing’s left!

So you are trying to reassure us that you are a WITCH and you can turn people into animals, how about turning Muneer into a FROG?

DRC

Raat gayee
Baat gayee

Choro in baataon may kaheen beet na jaye Raina

Munir

Nice “coats & panties” I think the Old Man Awas had earlier posted them either here or may be thru email. Still its a good read. But, you haven’t burped on the other report!

Munir, it is about time that you upload your picture on the blog, see Varun the “Gudree Ka Laal” I mean crazy diamond is shining so brilliantly now, you need to put on your dish dash & gatra and show us your pretty face!

Javed Khan …

LOL @ “you haven’t burped on the other report!”

Hahaha … I will ‘burp’ when I will ‘eat’ it, nevertheless, thanks for sending it and yes it will remain discreet

Yes, I guess I have to finally put a “choktha” to my comments. Actually, I am not so good with this “IT” thing, so is it ok if I sent my photo to either you or Khan Sahab to fix it for me ?

Sweetie …

Yes go ahead turn that “Muneer” into whateva, but spare this “Munir”

Dead Deer

First of all that’s a nice pic of yours! Especially your cute little dimples will make Abdul skip a beat or two -:) Also, I’ll be able to complete the mask for my stuffed deer using your picture. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to know that after putting a lipstick; I put some nice long eye lashes on the large deer eyes, and also nail polished its hooves. The only thing missing is bangles and I’m hoping you’ll send those sometime soon.

Sweetie

Mien jaanta hon keh bundooq mohabbat ka jawab humesha goli se deti hai mugger kia keron dil ke haton mujboor hoon, Gun Metal ke mehek mujhe dewana kerdeti hai -:)

M & M (Mohammad Munir)

LOL, good jokes there Bud and you are the first person on LS to post something balanced about men and women. Tum mien X aor Y donon factors hain. Yeah please post your picture; people are dying to see another Akhroat on LS –

JAK

Don’t you dare hooking Natalie, she is endangered species and I conserve her. How were hunting and other activities like back home? I got hooked to hunting when one of my uncles who used to work in merchant navy brought me a Spanish Airgun. I started hunting birds like doves and “Mena (I don’t know the English word for that)” because I and my cousins could eat them. Then I started killing all kind of stuff including those 5’ long redhead lizards. My dad and my uncles had Pit Bulls like (but white in color with spots) dogs locally called “Gultire” and they would arrange dog fights which was fun to watch. They were also involved in lamb fighting and cockfighting. So I became involved too. I and my cousins would also participate and bet on “Batair fighting” and even Mantis fighting, LOL. We would go fishing in the nearby river by just installing a hook network with baits as crickets and we will swim and play with our dogs, within hours or so we would take the line out with “Rawo” and “China” fish hooked.

When I grew older we would hunt for rabbits and Wild Boars in night, riding on tractors using shotguns and rifles while scanning the pasture near river using powerful flash lights. The animal eyes will glow and we will shoot in that direction. Wild Boars would be in plenty during Peanut harvest season. In Karachi I had an opportunity to watch two dogs on one Black Bear fight. Dogs won because Bear was teeth less. Similarly I and friends would ask the snake charmer to arrange a Mongoose and Cobra fights at Clifton Beach. We will just pay like Rs. 100. Mongoose will kill the Cobra within a minute because charmers had Cobra’s venom teeth removed. I don’t see the young generation involved in those sports anymore. It’s all internet and videogames for them now. Also, the animal right crap is getting popular in Pakistan so it’s also a setback. I can’t even discuss this in U.S. because these folks are so sensitive about their dogs and shit.

Here in Pennsylvania, the Rabbit hunting season is just over. I don’t have a shotgun so I use a 0.22 caliber rifle to hunt them. They don’t taste bad at all. In Pakistan we could also use dogs to chase them out but not here.

Munir, If only i could!!! sigh**

DRC, Javed was talkin about ure pic being too dark, & calling u a kalee billi ( i think). I got confused. & he was calling u a tubelight for not getting it & me a bulb .. or may be me a tubelight & u a bulb lol . EIther way, im turning him into a deer for Theo !!

Sweetie, DRC’s earlier picture was fine but, you can’t see this one but you just want to keep her in the dark and not let her know the truth? Tum kaisy dost ho uski? tsk, tsk, tsk.

Theo

Good description on hunting back home and also on dog fights, snake vs moongoose fights etc. yeah these kids can do nothing but xboxing c’est ca.

Btw, the night hunting description you gave and mentioned that animals eyes shine and reflect light, you were talking about wild boars. My dear there are only three species jinki aankhain nahee chamkti if you flash light and they are:

1. Pigs / wild boars
2. Monkey of any kind
3. Hazrat-e-Insaan (ashraful maqlooqaat)

And, the difference between jaanwars and haiwaans is – jaanwars eyes look greenish/blueish/yellowish whereas all Haiwaans like tiger, cheetah and bear eyes are reddish. i.e., when you flash lights on them.

In Pak whenever I go my cousins and friends take me for partridge hunting also duck hunting (if its the season) Phaara (wild goat in Sindh) and Maar Khor (ibex) in Gilgit area and deer in RYK area but, its been a long time going to RYK and its not easy to find deer over there as compared to you see them here in the US and Canada. Somehow I gave up the taste of eating rabbits, used to eat them when I was a kid.

And Maina is Maina in English also. The Pahari Maina speaks better than a parrot. I saw one in Dubai (a pet maina) and was shocked to hear the way she speaks, amazing change of tone and mimicry …. first she was chirping Allah, Allah… like Ghulam Farid Sabri Qawal in deep voice and I said, OMG yae bolti hai and I laughed she mimicked my laugh, the Indian house boy said, “haan ya bolta hai,” instead of mimicking him, she said, “shut up Malbari” I can tell you having a pet is fun, you can teach her galiyaan and see reaction of people.

Munir (on computers I agree they are male)

Let me know when the bargain is on,like buy one get one free.

One to bring up children and other one to do household chores.

You know one can live without a husband but not without maids and servants:)

Khansahab
Aap ki maching tou main nai aaj note ki hai.
Aap kai galai main Glabbi haar
Sweetie ka Gulabi Duppata
Khuda Nazer-e-bade se bechai!!!

In continuation to the discussion on cricket page about IK and YK being real Pathans or Jaali Pathans. One of the criterion for being a Pathan is also to have a name that must be a little weird e.g., Samandar Khan, Pahaar Khan, Dariya Khan, Jungle Khan etc. They are symbolic to the places where they were born. Karachi may paida howa to Samandar khan, bay shak moo dhonay paani na ho naam Samandar Khan ya Darya Khan hona chahiyeh.

Sardars are a step more advanced to have names like SkyLab Singh and Ditto Singh or, Truck Singh and Bus Singh (truck ya bus may paida ho gaya before reaching emergency room) Once on this blog I wrote about Ditto Singh and SkyLab Singh so, not gonna repeat.

I am surprised actually how some people are bragging about seeing dangereous wild animals and their eyes shining in dark actually challenging them with the torch??

They have not seen the cat’s eyes in the night.
Gosh !!it gives one a heart attack ,what the hell is staring and walking and it used to terrify me to death since it will bring back all stories of mumies and corpses and seven lives of cat.

What I used hate about my cat pet was in the middle of night she will sneak in and you will find some brathing thing next to your feet ofcourse ,it is a creepy feeling.

I hate the talking parrot as well,particularly ours one was next to phone,so as soon as I will whisper ,”Hi Salman”

It will start screaming,Salman ,Salman,Salman,Salman………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ht0a2-OnA&feature=related

Its a known fact that parrots are jealous types and they hate raqeebs whereas, Pahari Maina is broad minded and if u look at her skull it has a curve and a bump like a baby’s butt and it looks more brainier than the parrot and also her vocal cords are far more better than a parrot’s.

I am sure now Munir is going to find that parrot joke and paste it here.

Sweetie, links ka PAREECHAI (intro) tou kera dou so that we know perday kay peechay kya hai?

Ps.

U know I am not a u-tube fan, like I am not a coffee guy, but a chai person like that I am not so keen on going on to the u-tube unless it is recommended.

Javed

It’s almost impossible to see wild boars in a dark night and in tall crops like corn or wheat. You are right their eyes don’t glow the way deer do. The only way we could hunt boars was in moon light and in peanut fields. I was referring to rabbit hunting with flash lights because due to its small size and earthy colors they are hard to spot even in moon light.

LOL, at Pathan names, now you know why I called you “Javed Aasmaan Khan Afridi”.

F.K.R.

When you are holding a gun and on a mission to kill wild animals, you don’t get scared but get very excited. It’s a hunter thing -:)

Palat ker cheputna, cheput ker palutna
Laho garam rukhne ka hai yeh bahana

Javed. If u point ure cursor over the link, it shows a little pop up, with a little detail of the link.

Palat ker cheputna, cheput ker palutna
Laho garam rukhne ka hai yeh bahana

Rugaon may daortay rehnay kay hum nahee qayal
Jo aankh hee say na tupkay vo lahoo kya hai?

Theo I wasn’t born in a plane or a sky ship, I wish I was then you get a life time pass for flying free on that airline.

Btw Akhroat Bro Theo

It is not Cheputna but Jhuputna

Btw, tweetie bird, you are right bakaoz you are viewing your page from the public page whereas, I am viewing it from the admin page, here it doesn’t work like that. Btw, I like that comment of yours If u point ure cursor over the link, it shows a little pop up, with a little detail of the link. I am sure Theo would point his cursor when he is in Natalie’s room to check out the little details

Theo in case you don’t know the meaning of Cheputna and Jhuputna lemme explain:

Cheputna = buccha apni maa ki goad may cheput taa hai jaisay tum Natalie say….

Jhuputna = Jaisay war karna, ya attack kerna apnay shikaar per, jaisay sher jhupat taa hai, like one day I will show you when you will come to see me with Natalie aur tum dekhtay he reh jao ge jab mai uss pay jhuptoonga tou .

Javed & Theossa …

Guys, thanks for the “Shikaar Namaas”, I guess we should have a full sections for hunting and guns

Theossa, I have almost seen all the animals fights you have mentioned and yes it was surely fun and I miss it … Ahhaa

Javed

I’m trying my best to show some poetic side(which I lack) but you know being Akhroat there always be bumps on the roads.

BUT

I feel much better knowing that Sweetie and Khansaahab suck at Urdu as well -:)

Munir

kya kya add kerain? Kitnay pages add kerain?

You know Shikaris have an endless passion of telling their tales, their hunting sagas and the dare devil acts, not just the wild goose chase but the rabbit and tortoise race and the Cheetay ki Chalaang and Sher ki Pukaar and the guns they used in shooting those animals and the close encounters with wild boars.

Actually, it may seem like wild boars are not as dangerous as tigers, panthers, or bears but they are. The male wild boar at times stands in front of its herd to protect it and attacks humans. The front teeth it has are not sharp like a razor but they are so effective in cutting the small tree trunks because of the brutal force that it uses with its weight behind it.

If you ever get to see the destruction it does in fields and plantation sites you would be amazed. I once saw the 3 to 4″ diameter stems of eucalyptus plants flying like kites when the male wild boar ran to destroy them. If you ever look at the wood, you would think that someone has used a sharp axe to chop it off. So, if you see a wild boar attacking you, just move away or your shin bone would end up like that eucalyptus stem.

LOL at Munir

If you see my youth pictures, I have quite a few holding a “Batair” in one hand or that “shuttle Batair holder” made of fine cloth. We used to train Batairs using a mirror and would call that training in Pushto, “Madaza Chaghe gee”. But our village is not the same any more, those animal and bird fights rarely happen now -:(

Theo

You must have also heard the expression:

Vo zamana gaya jab Khaleel Khan Faaqtay Uraya kertay thayy …

Agreed with Javed on Wild Boars, I know a few people “killed” by their attacks. No wonder we would ride on a tractor with 4 or 5 cousins/friends as tractor noise and size would intimidate them.

Btw, Theo

I have a picture taken of holding a “stingray” that I caught in Dubai. In Arabic stingray is known as Laqma. Catching a stingray from the shore is like fighting with a blue marlin in deep waters, the stingray goes to the bottom of the sea and gets “chipkowed” to the sand by using suction and if you pull hard you loose it. So, you have to keep irritating her to move and then pull. Catfish also gives a tough fight.

Hunting is fun?!

The only time I went hunting, we roamed around the place for like 3 hours but there wasn’t any game.

What was better though was when humans made batairs hunt other batairs. Some batairs can be trained, and they somehow call other batairs towards them in a trap. That was much more effective because the chances of shooting a batair are pretty low. Its like burying a match in the sand such that it stands vertically, and aiming it from a distance of about 15 meters. No-one was able to do that but a person who held the gun for the first time in his hand and he shot it down in his first try!

In Pakistan they used to give a certain amount of reward money for killing the wild boars, I think it was in Islamabad because they were invading the properties and the airport too.

Ps.

Now they took over the President’s house and live there comfortably.

Theossa …

I know how the villages have also changed, now a days instead of the real animal fights or huntings, they watch National Geographics and Animal Planet even in Villages

Theo
Hunter instinct,apart from fishing I don’t like any.
Yes I have been to pigeon shooting and Hare hunting with dogs in Pakistan.

The guns when you fire and they move and hit the shoulder ,God I hate that.

I have not tried the DEER meat yet.My favourite is Batairai fried ones.

Have you ever done this though,we used to throw the wheat corn on the roof top,with a murghaiyoun ka toukara to catch the Russian sparrows and also to trap them in the room and than hunt them down with towels,chase them until they are out of breath and drop to floor.

LOL @ wild boar living in President’s House.

Kiya Baat Hai Javed Bhai, Aaj Bohat Form Mein Lug Rahey Ho

Omer

Karachi walay seldom get a chance to go hunting, there isn’t much game other than MURGGHABI

But, you know I used to shoot Batairs with my BSA air gun and I was quicker than people who were holding shotguns and using 12 number kay churray or dust pellets to shoot Batairs.

In Hala (Sindh), we went for partridge hunting shot a few Teetars the cartridge or the Kartoos you use for teetar batair is generally 8-12 numbers so sometimes you don’t see them bleeding, so one of the local Sindhi guys said, “Bherraan, isko goli nai lagee ye banduq ki awaaz say murr gaya,” For ducks you use 4 number. For, deer SG or LG but I would prefer a rifle my dad’s Wesley Richard’s 32~40 was excellent for deer hunting.

Is it an all Akhroats day today or what ?

I mean where is everyone else, and where have all the girls gone ?

I hope the “Shikaaris” have not scared them off

Omar

LOL, yeah I remember using real Batair instead of decoy to catch other Batairs. We also used Parrots for the same purpose. We used a very generic trap called “Kudki” to catch birds. Here is U.S. trapping is whole nine yards mess so I stay away from it.

Javed

Never got a chance to catch a Stingray, how would you determine it was a Stingray? Was the water clear enough that you could see it from the shore?

F.K.R.

I never trapped birds like that. In our village homes were single story back then, so men were not allowed to roam free on roof tops because of “Parda” restriction. Trapping using a bucket sounds a good idea in cities though.

We used to have loads of land and I was a wild bird.My God I was a shame for a family.Climbing the trees chasing birds of course all your clothes are stanied and sometimes torn off,so in the village ,I am sure you have experienced this when everyone flocks in to see you ,and a girl from city has all hands and face litterally black with the fruit stains and dirty hands.
I remember once I went for fishing with the finest Duppatta of my mum ,the method was lay it at the stream floor and put some stones on it when the fish come over it catch it.
Of course the the georgeote duppata went wet and because of wait of stones it was torn in the middle,but the point is we still caught some fish,which my family thought was tad poles but we fried them and eat them.

Cannot believe I had such times and liberty and nobody seemed to mind it.

If I could I would love to retire in my ancestral house.Which is of stones.

Theo, before the dredging pollution started in Dubai, the water was clear still I didn’t see the stingray before I pulled it out of the water on the shore, my uncle who was more experienced in fishing said, this is a Laqma, I asked what is a laqma? He said, stingray and you better watch out when you pull it out, because if it whips you with its tail and the poisonous bone gets you then you need morphine injection and its true.

One of the local buddoos told me that he was bitten by a Laqma and was in the hospital for 2 days. Remember that Australian weirdo Crocodile Hunter? He died of stingray attack. But, that was huge and he was bitten right on his chest, so the shock was instant and he couldn’t take it and died. You survive if it is on your legs or if it is small in size, it depends on the venom.

Farrah Raja …

The best meat in animals is deer meat and in birds it is Teetar, a distant cousin of Batair

The deer meat is best because it is almost 100% fat-free and it get broken just like roasted Kalaigee (grilled liver), but it tastes much much better then liver. Best is when you eat deer key Tikkay Mmmmmmmm

No Munir. they havent scared me, just GROSSED me out! (with all the huntin birdies n stuff) ! ewww

Munir

Sweetie is roaming in the Mall, trying to find a bulb for DRC and DRC is still in the dark but she is reading your comments, rather our comments. They aren’t scared of shikaris they actually hunt the hunters

Mr.Munir
I mean where is everyone else, and where have all the girls gone ?

I hope the “Shikaaris” have not scared them off
————–
Hum woh hain jo shikar kartai hain,
Shikariyoun sai dartai naheein
:)
Shikaree khud yahaan khawar aur shikaar houtai hain
Larkiyoun sai pangai aachai naheein.

Anyways I have to go!!!

LOL @ “they actually hunt the hunters”.

Hunt or “Haunt” the hunters

Munir;

You are right about the deer and teetar meat. Among the deers there are is a species which is a bit rare now and the Urdu word for it is “Chikara” don’t remember what it is called in English, but its horns are straight like a cone and has grooves like a screw and it is smaller in size than the average deer that you see. The spotted deer is called Cheetal in Urdu and it is bigger than the normal deer. Anyways, the Chikara meat is the best. I remember when I was a kid my dad hunt down a few Chikaras and my Mom with the help of our cook, cooked it “Salim” i.e., in whole like the Buddooz cook lamb OOzi, but this one was not with rice but inside she stuffed some partridges, grouse and eggs and garnished with mashed potato ducks.

Anyone likes TOFU >?

Munir

Haunties …….. haunt
Girlie usually hunts.

Yae lo Sweetie vapis agayee, but no bulbs!

they havent scared me, just GROSSED me out! (with all the huntin birdies n stuff) ! ewww sweetie

That is why I asked anyone likes ………. TOFU?

TOFU is so bland that most people don’t like it, although it is made from soya and rich in protein but on its own its bland. Therefore, you need to spice it up. There are two ways:

1. You can make Peanut Butter Tofu, you find this in most Chinese Restaurants, if anyone is interested in its recipe ask me, I will write it down here, but don’t want to stuff it thru the nose.

2. Roasted Tofu as a dip, this is my own creation and it is amazing. Again whoever interested has to ask for its recipe.

Munir
deer key Tikkay Mmmmmmmm!!
I must do this ,when I go to Pakistan this year.
I have heard it is salty as well.
——
Yeah Teetar are excellent as well.I have a naughty story with this , my Brother in Law got loads of them as a gift in big cage and a servant was appointed to look after them ,of course I thought it is absolutely perfect to get at least three of them Hallal and roast them.
No I never shared it.My brother in law was shocked how could I do this.He kept asking my sister in disbelief has she really asked the servant to zibah these.
:)

I g2g now, khansahab come back to approve the comments janata bay haal hai without you. Awas is still out of town! Take care Theo, sweetie and munir keep writing K-Sab is on his way!

Javed Khan …

I know what you are talking about, but I was not lucky enough to have it eaten as “Salim”, the way you said. Stuffed with partridges, grouse and eggs sure sounds very nice (Moun Mein Pani Aagaya Hai).

I have tastes the Arabic Oozi many times but it is ‘pheeki’ for our taste, but we do a similar “Salim Bakra” stuffed with Almonds, Cashew, Pistacheo, Raisens, Eggs, Potatoes and Rice. We make it a bit more spicy and lot of other ‘Masalas’.

Ok guys, I have to go now … enough of all these nice foods, my dinner is ready

F.K.R.

At “My God I was a shame for a family.Climbing the trees chasing birds of course all your clothes are stanied and sometimes torn off”. You must be having too much sugar then, Metthi Lassi or Rooh Afza perhaps?

At “If I could I would love to retire in my ancestral house”. My plan is the same. I can’t wait to retire and listen to Rabab and smoke opium in our Hujra -:)

Javed & Munir

Agreed with you guys on Deer and Teetar meat, I would add Lamb, Goat, and Desi Murghi as the other good tasting meats.

Sweetie

We want your dad to participate here on LS as he loves to fish trout. You are no fun; you must have killed something in your life other than “Muchchars” and “Lal Baigs” didn’t you?

My favourite Tv shows are :

Apprentice ( Your fired,your hired ! )

Cricket AM ( presented by the desi Anita Rani on sky sports in the summer )

Anyone else watch these. I guess u have to be in the UK to view.

Oh all this hunting talk kinda made me feel sick too.

The only weapon i have ever liked is the ‘mini gun’ from unreal tournament, those who have played the game would remember it

i havent been able to post much recently cos i was playing an online game and a virus came into my bro’s computer and so he is using mine and has forbidden me from doing it again i tried making an innocent face but it did not help.

DRC

nice pic babe!
have u had ur hair done recently? i remember you wer saying after ur exams u wanted to get a new hair style…its very nice. yeh the pic could do with being slightly more bright, use photoshop if u hav it or windows photo viewer also does it i think.

Farrah

lol @ the parrot opening ur pole about salman…:)

Javed

i like soya please may i have the recipe of which ever tofu u like the best. Fairy god mother ka aashirwaad har kisi ko nai milta!:)

Javed, i like tofu, only in chinese stir frys or hot n sour soup.

Munir & Javed. Women dont hunt, they fall into the traps of the HUNTErs…. the badmash kind!!

I do not like DUM PAKHAT our Saaji.It carries this taste of lamb yakhni I hate that.

Theo, the creey crawlies gimme the heebee jeebies. They scare the hell outta me!

VP, u should smack ure bro in the head & snatch his comp & run off wit it ! hehehe

Theo

Thank you. Go to some desi area in he USA and buy some bangles for your deer/dear

And why do you want my pic on your deer? Yahaan aur bhi larkiyaan hain. Sweetie ya phir VP ka pic laga do.

VP

I haven’t been to the hairdressers ye. This is the style I had a while ago. I don’t know what to have done to my hair at the mo . I is a nice length though at the moment but I want a change. No dyeing shyeing, because my hair is more brown than black and I quite like that.

When I get bored I will change the pic. Ayssi he rehna do!

Oh and Sweetie thanks for explaining what Javed said.

Koi gal nahi…pic dark rahey gi :p

Dominic Republic of Congo,

I am surprised, you are also holding that wry smile of Monica Belluci

Want to go for a coffee?

Omer

are you sure you want to compete with Abdul for DRC?

Vanilla Pod,

I avoid competing. Since Abdul likes DRC and Sweetie likes Khansahab, I guess I am left with you to have coffee

LOL @ VP’s question to Omer. Accha ji the Fairy God Mother just gave me the recipe.

1. Peanut Butter Tofu; You’ve to go to the Chinese stores to get Tofu, apart from the plain white Tofu, you also get a pack of “fried tofu.” buy that. Or, you can fry it yourself. The best thing is to use non-stick frying pan with little vege oil and fry it in cubes till golden brown. Just like Maash Daal Dahi baray are soaked in salt water, do the same to the tofu i.e., soak and squeeze the water out.

Then, in the same frying pan add a little more cooking oil and make a paste of tomato ketchup and peanut butter by mixing them well, add to the pan and stir it well. Add salt to taste and pineapple juice so that the paste becomes even and mixes well, add chilli sauce and salt. Add the Tofu and mix it well. The paste should be in good quantity to look like a thick sauce.

Before serving garnish it with roasted sesame seeds and chopped spring onions. C’est ca.

2. Roasted Tofu Spread:

Take the white Tofu not the fried one, and roast both sides on the frying pan without oil. Before that get one ripe avocado peel it and half red capsicum, a few green chillies, a clove of fresh garlic, garlic chives chop them and put them in a blender along with the Tofu and Buzzzzzzzzzzz them. Add half lemon juice or a pinch of lemon salt (citric acid) two table spoon full of olive oil and a table spoon full of mayonaise then Buzzzzzzzzzz it again.

Take it out and garnish with parsley, sliced lemons and serve it in a plate or a bowl its an excellent dip. AND,

It can also win an OSCAR as the best supporting side dish for Fish or Beef Steaks along with Avocado Salad, baked potatoes, green veges, Orange and honey sauce.

Ps.

If you want to add smoke flavour, take a big onion, slice it from the middle remove or peel the big cup of the onion, fill it up with butter and place it on top of the Tofu Spread. Get some wood charcoal (you can get it from Sheesha Place too) and take a small charcoal piece and put it on fire, don’t worry if you don’t have gas cooker, even on electric ones the charcoal gets red hot. When it is red hot, dip it in the butter in the onion cup and cover it with a BIG PAN for a minute or two so that the smoke is absorbed in the Tofu and retains the flavour, pour out the melted butter and spread it over the Tofu. Amazing smoke flavour taste ….. Viola There U Go…….. FGM

Omer you’ll get coffee tea and sympathy.

Ps. And what a Bermuda Triangle you have created LOL….

Omer

If you are willing to pay for the plane ticket I will be there

P.s. I like Peppermint Mochas

Javed Khan,

That wouldn’t be a bad beginning, and since those three could be taken care of within 30 minutes, I’d imagine the night would still be young.

DRC,

I guess, then, Abdul is a lot closer to you. So long as you will be sporting Monica’s wry smile, he will be throwing all the magic, spinning deliveries.

Omer

after you found out u had no chance with the other two, u settle on having coffee with me? *questions with tearful eyes and is not impressed*

i think you should pay for DRCs ticket, take her out for coffee and then be prepared to face Abdul’s challenge

FGM

merci beaucoup! very creative, mouth-watering recipes will try out definitely! much obliged.

VP

I will take you out for coffee

Oh and Abdul has gone very quiet. Don’t think he is a threat hehe!

thank you DRC *hugs DRC cheerfully*

woh waapas ayega DRC!! subha ka bhoola….shaam ko wapis….jis ko kisi kay haan kuch aur kehtay hain…:D

Vanilla Pod,

What made you think I asked the other two out for coffee?

subha ka bhoola….shaam ko wapis….jis ko kisi kay haan kuch aur kehtay hain…

ahahahahaha, very observative haan?

Anytime VP. Who cares about these guys

Please yaad maat dilao mujh ko!8)

LOL Poor Abdul.. Hes just quiet cuz hes scared of losin u DRC. Abdul worry not, we’ll take care of omer for u! hhehe

Sweetie…………..nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn!

ok Omer u have three rejections now, may be u can take out Abdul for coffee

lolll Nahin for Omer or Abdul ?? hehe

HAHA @ VP
Omer, now u can go back to ure Bellucci.

Sweetie…I will let you figure that out

sleepy time! good nite guys

Vanilla Pod,

That would be sexy

I’ll get bowled 6 out of 6 times.

Its not mine to figure out DRC. lol

Omer!

are u ok? abdul and u sexy? *becomes confused immensly*
aww, u will make a cute couple…beware, he is six feet tall tho dont be intimidated

Hahaha… Omer & Abdul!! LOLLL

Vanilla Pod,

You have pretty good imagination

What I obviously meant was Abdul bowling on the field and me batting.

Sweetie,

What is so funny? You find it funny when you imagine Richards facing Qadir, Lara facing Murali, and Tendulkar facing Warne?

Omer, i dunno who the above mentioned are, except for Tendulkar. I guess the others are players too. Wats funny… lemme tell u, Abdul chasing u!! not lovingly, but with a baseball bat.. What a sight!! loll

Theo
Your photograph ,you are a Shahzada,you remind me of my cousins.
Plan for retirement:
smoke opium in our Hujra -not too bad.
———
I would work with children ,education or documentries about Sufism.
so I can send a team for the confessions of opium eater.Learn History ……..with Theo…
:)

Omer

u mentioned abdul and u being ‘sexy’, be it in a field while u r facing him for bowling…this is fragment of ur imagination mate

and i am sure tendulkar and the others u mentioned dont find each other sexy, unless they belong to other than heterosexual group of people…

Hehe sweetie expected from you to bregrudge others for the sake of Tendulkar

You know what would be funnier– me chasing you with a baseball bat. If Abdul had a baseball bat, he would naturally digress towards Khansahab.

VP,

The way you insist on thinking about me and Abdul– that is sexy– although a figment of your imagination, too.

You know, I’d get a ticket and fly to your place to get a coffee if you actually looked like that

Equation 1 …

Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + Enjoy

Therefore:
Human – Enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words:
Humans that don’t Enjoy = Donkey that Works.

Equation 2 …

Men = Eat + Sleep + Earn
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Men = Donkry + Earn

Therefore:
Men – Earn = Donkey

In other words:
Men who do not Earn = Donkey

Equation 3 …

Women= Eat + Sleep + Spend
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Women = Donkey + Spend
Women – spend = Donkey

In other words,
Women who do not Spend = Donkey

Finally, To Conclude …

From Equation 2 and Equation 3 …

Men who do not Earn money = Women who do not Spend

So Men Earn money not to let Women become donkey!
While, Women Spend not to let Men become donkey!

So, We have:

Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude…

Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

I agree with Theossa … Boys will be boys !!

Farrah#197 u r a real weirdo, first u were after Omar Admani i.e., immediately after seeing his picture u were drooling & comparing him with ur cousin and now its theo’s time that he looks like a shahzada, ur cousin and blah, blah. Its a pity that ure so lonely frustrated and left out that in every good lookin guy you hallucinate someone from ur past, btw when were u born, in 1942? Still dreaming about young boyz? Now stop boasting with ur pathetic English which i once told u is worst than a 9 year old kid. I am sure u make other Pakistani women feel ashamed by ur silly comments.

Hi 420:
You are entitled to have your openion frankly it means nothing to me.
If you think I will go ” an Indian …..
No ,I have many Indian Freinds and this is what we do to ignore the hatred we get.
None of my comments were superficial and I do appreciate all these people,their facial beauty and intelectual as well.
Who is stopping you from joining the club.Show your face.Own your self.

Khansahab
aap buhaat style main hain.Kiya baat hai?

Munir you forgot the final equation:

Inzamam = Eat + Sleep + Gym

VP

When you make those 2 supporting dishes, pls inform FGM.
Hopefully you have copied that stuff from here?

Theo

On desi murghi, lemme clarify you mean the junglee murghi? i.e., the Game hen or Cornish hen that you find in the wilderness or you are referring to just the regular desi murghi?

We do get the Game hen here and that too Halal, there is an abattoir not so far from here in St. Helene de Bellvieu and they slaughter it the Islamic way & not only Cornish hen they also have Partridge and Grouse too. Desi people don’t buy it, ‘coz its expensive besides they don’t sell less than a carton so the equation for Desi people is very bad, very bad and they say too much money, too much money berry, berry X-pen-seeive

Javed Khan,

Desi Murghi= a recipe for a 3-day boner

In fact I remember going to Hyderabad and they had Pallah fish, desi Murghi, and “fresh milk” and Malai.

If the world were to know about Hyderabad like this, it would replace Paris as the city of love.

Desi Murghi= a recipe for a 3-day boner

Omer, Vazahat kero (elaborate it) mai tou akhroat hoon, can’t get the meaning outta it.

Omer, now you are talking sense. I love Palla Machee and desi murghi (even its Undaa) and Malai, but not milk. Accha tou your first love was in Hyderabad? Mine was in Paris.

420, shame on u!! Don’t u feel embarrassed by ure own comment?? What a jerk!

Omer k bachay, why dont u come n meet me for coffee? Ill make sure i wear my pretty heels! LOL

Omer k bachay, why dont u come n meet me for coffee? Ill make sure i wear my pretty heels! LOL

To come up to his level?

PS.

Lemme clarify: We were talking about heights and not mental level, right? In case of Omer vs abdul, whats the difference?

Javed Khan,

I wasn’t able to fall for anyone in Hyderabad, but what I actually implied was, whereever you may find love, to nourish it further and make it more romantic, you’d rather go to Hyderabad than Paris.

Oh yeah, Palla Macchi was great. Apparently they call Palla Macchi as Hilsa here, and whenever I have it, I still get the effect above that you have failed to understand.

Omer, I was only pulling your leg and didn’t mean to ruin your romantic night in Hyderabad. And, yeah Hilsa or as some Bengalis call it as Elise for short or whatever, the fact is it has too many bones, yet it is very, very tasty.

Jaisaly Gulab kay kaantay vaisa Palla kay Kaantay.

Sweetie,

That is intimidating.

Omer; chay foot kay spinkid say nahee deray aur 3 inch ki heel say durr gaye? hawwwww haiiiiiiiiiiii

On Men and Women:

Woman hasMan in it;

Mrs. hasMr.in it;

Female hasMale in it;

She hasHe in it;

Madam hasAdam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now…

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start withMEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it’s a..HISterectomy.

Thanks Sweety

Javed Khan,

Is it me or generally fish with more kaantein is better than fish with less or no kaanten?

Have you tried Pallah’s andaas, called aanes I believe? They taste like goat brain hehe

Haha Javed Khan nice word “spinkid”

I’m reading the blog for a very long time, but never felt provoked by anyone. Miss Farrah plz answer this for me:

what do you have against indians and what have they done to you. have you ever seen how ridiculous you sound no matter what i mean there has to be a limit. are you frustrated or something. i think this 420 mentioned his name once, he is also an indian i think. Miss Farah i think plz get your house in order because you are seriously getting old auntie!!

DS

D. Shukla aka 420

Your comments usually go to the spam folder because of your email address which appears as a fake one, in any case the wordpress programme does not recognize it as a genuine email address but, a spam. Last time too we had requested you to kindly use a valid (or at least appear as a genuine but fake email address) ID so that your comment appears in the right folder. For the first time you have used a name and you say you read the blog regularly then why do you hibernate for so long, keep posting your comments and not just criticism but, your views on the subject too.

Btw, is Shukla a masculine name or a feminine name? Or, may be I am confusing it with Mrs. Shukla

No Omer, I have not tried Pallah’s ‘ovaries’ The only time I tasted Caviar was in Dubai and they were Beluga from Russia and supposed to be the best in the world. Obviously these are tiny as compared to Palla and Rahu unday kay funday! But, you should try Grouper Fish which is very popular in the Arabian Gulf and it is called “Hamoor” few bones but very good white meat, light flakes and very tasty. This is one fish which is very good for frying, baking, grilling and even to make curry unlike a few others which are good for baking or frying only.

Ok why are u guys talkin about Fish & Mutton? yuckkkk

DRC, this Saturday is a special occassion which is being celebrated all around the world. You have been one desi girl I’ve interacted with formally on this blog in the last 6 months. As they said in Rab Ne Bana De Jodi may all your wishes of love be fulfilled in your heart in the future.From me personally the moments on this day belong with u.

All the best – Abdul ( Make me Raj , not Suri !)

Abdul

thts extremely sweet of you to say…i mean the part where u want to spend a saturday which the ‘world is celebrating’ with DRC. even tho u might b breaking Omer’s heart…

Vanilla Pod , who cares about Omer. He’s the “Suri” in this matter !

Javed yeh i have copied the recipe and will let FGM know how it turned out to be. I like pomfret

Abdul

all the best then! will u dance with her like raj too? but do remember, DRC might pick suri over raj like in the movie!

Farrah hun

u r a fighter! u go gal, dont let no 420 let you down…i hope shukla and 420 are feeling horrible after everyones making them realise they are jerks!

VP, but her dreams and dill were fulfilled in Raj’s hands.Weren’t they ?

Only looking to impress “phir milenge chalte chalte”

Howzaat !

Anyway for DRC and co … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKg50oEdiOk

My favourite bollywood song. I hope u like it to. Forget the pics , that’s SRK ! Just reflect on the soundtrack and voices.

Abdul

very nice, but why are u only looking to impress? i thot u wanted to know her better and care for her etc etc

Awww Abdul. That was so sweet.

DRC, dont u go out with omer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jmgHahnG0

This is another of my favourite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAdpTqcQcFM

Finally to conclude let’s get rocking with “mauja mauja”.

Abdul

yeh take her before Omer takes her to Hyderabad…

LOL@ Hyderbad trip!! haha

“SAHAB” bhai yes I have kept those for future. As regards to Kank yes that’s one of my favourite movies as is Kal ho na ho. I mean the music in it is just fab.

Abdul

thts the spirit! with Khansahabs guidance your love shall not fail.
by the way i love SRK too and i think DRC loves him too…u r not the only one! goodluck

Abdul OMG!!! Ure sooooo in loveeeeee LOL

BF, u should practice what u preach !! lol

I think Theo’s wife has discovered his virtual affair avec Natalie Doorman and she had a fight with him today and locked him in the toilet, so he is not in his office today, poor Theo.

sweetie

are you sure you want Khansahab to practice what he is agree?

Guys who love SRK are as straight as a Jalebi. Gosh he is so ugly. Sweetie, you have his original photo take on Oxford Street London, so why not send us so that we can put it here on the blog for people to know how he looks without make up!!!!!

Guys it’s all lighthearted but what type of coke does she like ?

hehe VP, what do u think?

I think she likes Diet Coke with Bhains kay doodh ki Malai to top it up.

Mr Shukla
I am an auntie,and I love it.Your remarks does not change the fact that I am from Pakistan and you are from India .So we will always be on the opposite side of the fence.
I am sorry I cannot please you.

Last time I asked you guys who has seen the movie “Diner de Cons” ? Kissi nay nahee dekhi? Not even the Indian version?

LOL @ BF

Javed i asked my sis to send it. she says she has it on her old comp.

This is Dedicated to Shukla

“Pain has no colour and fear is sailent
I do not know what is worst
Fear when one loose voice
Pain when one becomes numb
Before it desends Paeace must prevail.
——————————
Shukla
Blogs and words do not show even the half of our personality.
Or sometimes one can just sit back and wonder who are we talking to really?
Above is my poem for INDIA AND PAKISTAN PAEACE:
That is what I want.

Farrah auntie ji it is strange that you keep jumping in and around the fence like a grasshopper, every now and then you play tunes of friendships and then blow the trumpet of wars. One time you say why can’t we live together in peace as we have so many things in common? And you give silly examples of your office and boss and then you say “we will always be on the other side of the fence,” so which side of the fence are you now? I think you are now a granny thats why you keep forgetting what you’ve said b4 and who you are and where u are?

Anyway Got to go
Just want to add,
People do hate Nelson Mandella,Jinnah,Gandhi,Prophets,and Gods
It never affects the other person it only affects you.
Life is too short to hate.

BF, how come i never got an email from u? hehehe

Fardeen Khan looks like a real Pathan.

khansahab he looks like a Parsi Pathan

khansahab u better find out what Diner de Cons is all about, in fact you must see at least the Indian version if French is tres difficile pour toi.

<<<<>>>

Oh wow you re like one of the above now! So, when are you going to join them in real?

khansahab Google ki Maa noo poocho! coz I don’t remember that.

Shukla, how about u join them first & not worry about others!

BF.. *blush*, dont make me wait .. warna Abdul k bajaey khud roo gey hehe

khansahab I googled and its called The Wedding Crashers…….. it is in Hindi.

Yes, yes it is Bheja Fry……… that Asif Bhai is in it…. I dunno how I find The Wedding Crashers? I saw that in bits and bobs at my cousins place last year.

Ps. Asif Bhai, I dunno his real name, but he was in one of the movies jis may he was a visa broker who used to send people to Dubai on fake visas……… comedy movie.

haha , kis se BF, mujhe se ya DRC se?

Abdul,
What is a Suri?

VP,

Is it you or DRC that is celebrating the valentine’s day with me?

On a completely different note let me tell u if not aware that I find peculair is the fact that I had an evolution test on Charles Darwin’s 200th bithday ! His half cracked theory of evolution is a fascinating observation but as a muslim is a disgraceful act to think for one minutue that we evolved from apes ! Above all we know for certain that the almighty is creator and destroyer.

Sweetie, talking of religion your you tube video link has helped me learn the 99 names of Allah up to number 80 so far. INSHALLAH I shall complete it soon.

Omer

what dodgy pod are you smoking?

VP,

Its Malboro menthols and it is really bad because its menthols.

Malboro started making menthol flavoured cigarettes? Gosh! I think u will gel with DRC, she likes peppermint mocha.
u can fight Abdul loverboy for her

but first u might want to ask her out the way abdul did to win her heart

Abdul

I am agree with you. I don’t want to discredit science, but sciences like Sociology, Antrhopology, Psychology are weak sciences in that they are not based on solid Mathematical foundations, or even that of strong sciences such as Physics or Chemistry. Besides, Darwinish leaves more questions unanswered. To think that somehow matter can combine and find this survival instinct and then diverge into distinct species based on that survival instinct…I mean this is as good a fairy tale as any.

Most people who understand the complexity of the world, that which entertains itself with Mathematics or Physics, realize that the complexity of the Universe implies creation. Think about it, the PC that you use, a complex machine with a complex design..can it be created by some random flukes of nature? Or it implies a creator, an artist so to speak, who designs its functions?

Imo all religions seek to approach God in a certain way and have some truth in them. Islam is the way that we seek to approach it. Religion is a leap of faith, and to say whether it stands to reason, kind of defeats the purpose almost by definition, although there is a lot of reason in Islam.

VP,
I wish I were smooth like Abdul

How does the scientist explain this “survival instinct” when we know that people die for the sake of others (as in wars, this, that)? There is simply no explanation for some of these things, or at least, cosistent with the foundation of Darwinism, which is basically that whatever is out there strives to survive and survival is the foremost instict.

Omer

u have some very good points there.

VP,

Does that mean we are meeting on Valentine’s day?

Omer, DRC ka kia hoga?

Abdul, i am glad i could be of some help. Best of luck.

OMG! *PASSES OUT*

You are all geeks. I go to Bradford to eat out at a lovely restaurant and look what happens in the aftermath.

*Faining*

Fainting even. Doh!

Anam’s ! It is my favourite. It makes going to Bradford worth it; putting up with the asian girl clones and the rudeboy wannabes. Then went opposite the road for dessert and then home. Took 3 hours to get home normally takes 50 mins. The snow up North is scary, witnessed so many accidents

How is your revision going?

Apart from the grill and bubblegum icecream (with hot gulab jamans) nothing else stands out at Nawaabs. Nawaabs is good too and I went there a few weeks ago.

I want bubblegum icecream and gulab jamans now!

Errrm no offence Khansahab but no reciprocation. You should know better than everyone I am not into all of that.

In Anam’s this guy came over and was being all cheesy and asked if I wanted to be his Valentine…I was like errrrrrrrrrrr no mate and went bright red and could not leave soon enough. So embarrassing.

I am on about the former but I know you are more inclined to refer to gulab jamans in the ho desi girl sense.

Men!

The song ‘love mera hit hit’ from the film Billu Barber is so annoying and meaningless yet I find myself humming along to it and listening to it whenever I can get the chance…

Awww Abdul..

Oh DRC!

what is with you and guys? u r a magnet for them Did u read Abdul’s confession?

Wht? the songs reminding u of Abdul

I like ‘u get me rockin and reeling’ from the same movie…its well groovy

I dont think so VP, she’s still unaware of it.

So which 1 is my valentine

sweetie,

we must request her to scroll up and read it…Abdul ka dil toot jaye ga :p

Omer

Are you trying to ask one of us out, cos if u r then u r not phrasing ur question properly

i think sweetie was more than willing to meet with u she wants to wear her heels and u might not even need to buy a ticket to see her

VP,

I am actually asking one out, I just don’t know which one.

LOL VP, infact he does need to buy a ticket, he lives in NY i think. Besides all i can promise is a flying heel! hahaha

What has Abdul done know? I am still reeling after Omer’s ‘player’ tactics hehe.

VP that song is catchy too!

Omer, u cant ask me out. BF will be chasing u with my heels hehehe

Omer

As a male you are entitled to 4. You have three and we will throw in Abdul for free!Hehe

Lol DRC

buy three, get Abdul free!!

Actually u might have scared Omer by saying he is allowed 4, marriage talk wil have that effect on him

DRC, read Abdul’s comments 230 , 237 & 252.

That is the thing with men. They love the whole girlfriend and hot gals banter but no one ever wants to commit.

Hehe yes VP. Offer needs to be accepted soon, it expires very soon. What do you think Omer?

OMG I have my very own fan in Abdul. Awwwwwww Abdul…you are a geek! hehe

LOL it serves your imagination I guess to think of me and Abdul.

Menthols got me sick. It was that or last night, but I tend to catch cold like every time the weather here surprises the body. The good thing, though, is that in Feb we are having pretty warm days here.

So, I’ll let you all decide which one would be my valentine. Please do fight but not too hard

I guess I know which one, I just don’t know whether it is DRC or VP.

Omer

ur menthol is making u think we are fighting over u? why dont u decide? who do u like the best

DRC,

One is good enough for me (as far as marriage is concerned).

Zinda maarna hai kia?

I think you will win VP

Do you smoke Omer?

Omer

LOL!It is actually quite sweet you only want one wife. However your response seems to suggest one wife and maybe multiple GFs hehehe

DRC dear

Omer had his heart set on u…then I mentioned Abdul and as he did not want to compete with him, he sort of tried to settle with me as a last resort.

Yeh DRC he smokes a dodgy pod

Hehe DRC who is from England?

Me and VP are both from England.

VP

Na it is all about you

Smoking is soooo bad. Tut tut!

Possibly DRC but you think am I the “type”?

This is too confusing

It is making me numb which is good when you get a cold, no need for unecessary aspirins

Ok, you people got to quit fighting already and decide for yourself

DRC

he knows Abdul likes you even then he is waiting if u say yes to him and remember when he found similarity between u and Bellucci! tht is a very big complement and u know he is a hard core Bellucci fan

Omer!

u have decided already, its DRC all the way lols!

DRC darling

chose one Abdul or Omer…he is desperate to know if he is ur type!

Haha DRC and Belluci? I was just pointing to the wry smile in the pic. All I meant was, the idea of the smile is the same, not necessarily the background within which the smile appears

Not her “type” VP, I meant “that” type. Wife plus multiple gfs type…

But if u ask Abdul, the background in which DRC’s smile appears may be the best ever…

Well maybe if Omer described himself then I would know

oh ok…sowie *embarrassed to get it wrong*

I am so confused…….eek!

Omer description please

Yeah VP,

I guess you meant beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder as a supposed defense of DRC (I am not implying that she isn’t good looking, I just said she doesn’t look like Belluci).

Yeah this is an opportune time to make a point. It is funny how the desi chicks that are attractive tend to always roam around with other girls who aren’t as attractive or are lesser blessed?

It is hard to find good looking desi chicks with other good looking chicks. Of course I am not implying anyone doesn’t look good here or anything, but just a thought…

Omer, ajh pitnay ka dil kar ra hai ?

Really Omer?

I have seen a lot of good looking girls’ groups…but wht to do if u find friends in ppl who are not as good looking as u? they become the most imp people in ur life, looks are secondary innit

Omer

Keep digging yourself in a deeper hole Shabaash your nearly on your way to Australia now

Describe?

Read me from what I write!

I am not writing any descriptive essays.

Coming back to the last post, desi chicks bossing around, I bet sweetie would know what I mean.

DRC,

there u go…u dont get a description girl…

Omer

The way you write is one thing but what you write is a completely different matter.

Sweetie

I think he is in the mood to get beaten

Omer flirt

yeh…DRC has a point about ur writing

VP and DRC,

Well, at least one of you would qualify along with sweetie

This is the truth. With desi chicks that is, the usually all-attractive groups of girls are non-desi. Desi girls like to dominate

I love it..:D

DRC,
You seem to be the valentine because you have a lot of misgivings with what I write
If you knew me, then it would probably be everything about me. Guaranteed!

VP, doesnt omer jhaki sound better? hehehe
No Omer * wit bholpaan*, i dunno what u mean.

Omer, one of them would qualify for what along wit me? marring u with high heels? LOL

Lol Sweetie…Omer jhaki, yeh i remember Javed explaining the meaning turr turr turr

Omer is so getting beaten up first by Sweetie then by Abdul

Sweetie,

Hehe yeah.

Ok, I am a jhakki. Hehehehe

VP,
Made a decision?

Abdul

I am looking forward to the endless bunches of flowers you will be sending moi on Valentines Day

Omer

So I am your Valentine?! Is that after or before Sweetie beats you up and turnes you into mash potato with her heels

yeh, i think it will be best ‘Omer jhaki flirt’ like dimpl rosy cheeks

wht say DRC? u agree with my decision?

“marring u with high heels?” sweetie

Are you marrying Omer with high heels or, marrying him wearing high heels?

Lol Javed! the y was not intended to be there

turr, turr, turr kay alawa, there is another word, buk buk kerna

Oh, Urdu ka Marrrrring???? Accha gotcha !

The problem is you guys are bowling conventional off-breaks at good length to Omer and he is putting a straight defensive bat and doing tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk, whereas the “spinkid” spins a googly, flipper or a chinaman at him and he gets beaten from behind the legs. That’s what you ALL need to learn from the spinkid.

Sweetie, first you call him Jhakki and then you say Marring, if you combine the two it becomes Omer tum Jhakk Marring? LOL…. I am sure Omer knows the meaning of Jhakk Marna? Its different from being Jhakki. Btw, its not a bad word as such, Jhakk Marna is like wandering about.

In fact when I was in the bank I used to conduct in-house seminars and workshops on Marketing and coined this phrase MBWA (managing by wandering about) with the clients. I am surprised that some people are using it in their lectures, notes and even in books.

DRC ^^

yeah!

Sweetie ki heels Abdul par use hojayenge.
Aakhir kar in heels ka kuch faida toh hoga rather than being a weapong to boss around heheheh.

Omer

the heels wer to be used on u to turn u into mashed potato, not poor Abdul..are u hallucinating words? Malboro Malboro, what hav u turned a bright mind into

Omer, i dont boss around, i just believe in gettin my point across LOL

VP,

I am about to be done with ciggis. Its just the situation right now, as bankers (like Javed Khan) have messed the whole thing up, and, well, left the rest to jhakk marna. It gets us tense and makes us smoke. Doesn’t Javed Khan aptly sum his experience up as a banker, jhakk marna
In any case, the one thing I have realized is, although life won’t be the same without ciggis, it will be passable.

Hehe I don’t think sweetie is the type who would use her heels other than to “get her point across”
Besides, her heels ought to leave “sweeter” imprints than the sour mashed potato.

Lol Omer hav u tasted the foot imprints before?

Hehe VP that was meant to be metaphorical.

Ouch 366 should have said DRC rather than VP. This is not to the exclusivity of VP but DRC has agreed to be my valentine

Omer, dont butter up my heels to make me fall ;P

Omer yes, you are right I have summed up my experience of JM very ‘aptly’ and, I am proud to be so creative to invent a new concept of MBWA and to coin a phrase. Lets not discuss banking on this page because the general banking is all about OPM (other people’s money). I wasn’t dealing with money, I was dealing with people, traveling and staying luxuriously, eating gourmet food, playing golf and skeet shooting, even going on fishing expeditions with some clients overall that JM experience wasn’t that bad and now, not only every bank is doing that but, big CA firms have established a consultancy wing within their company to handle that kinda business. I have my own business now and there is nothing like being your own boss.

And, Omer you are lucky that you got the imprints and that’s because, you got it from the flatter side of the so-called weapon, the other end works like a stiletto. That’s why I prefer to see the ladies in flat heels and Sindbad Shoes. Aren’t Multani Khussay cute? I have one “Tillay day kaam da” and I wear it on occasions and the gorees always admire them.

Omer, i dont boss around, i just believe in gettin my point across LOL..… Sweetie

LOL Sweetie if women were as successful at home as they are at work then there wouldn’t have been any Muneers left in this world.

Behind every successful man there is a woman
Behind every successful woman is………………

a pile of unwashed laundry !
That’s because she buys a new suit instead of dry cleaning the other one.
Just like Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gillani who wears a new suit everyday only to believe he is a successful housewife of Zardari

SAD NEWS:

Sorry to hear about a plane crash near Buffalo NY killing all 49 people on board.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7887555.stm

Javed, What are u tryin to imply by this comment of ures? “LOL Sweetie if women were as successful at home as they are at work then there wouldn’t have been any Muneers left in this world.”???

PPl like Muneer are here for ibraat, theyre a bi product of evil parents & their creations not us women whom they end up marrrying. When will u men stop blame us women for ure bad genes ?? (not u)

& as far as house keeping, uve seen the pics of my home & i think theyre self explanatory.

It was about the point getting across……… seems like my point is not well taken or it managed to stay across the “Pont” (in French) never mind Sweetie

Its a very quiet Friday morning with Theo still locked in the toilet by his wife and Awas stuck in Bhati Gate, khansahab imtehano may masroof. It is 10:50 a.m. EST, I was up at 4:00 and then watched the Australia / NZ rain curtailed 5th ODI played in a 20/20 style, what a great display of batting by Haddin, Ferguson and then by Guptill unfortunately for NZ rain Gods prevented them from winning.

What does a woman’s success have to do with work/ home & getting point across?

Theo isnt locked in a bathroom, hes is trapped inside a cage by a deer, whos carrying a gun hehehe

“Theo isnt locked in a bathroom, hes is trapped inside a cage by a deer, whos carrying a gun hehehe”

Itna jaldi yae news Akhbaar may bhee agayee? Wow.

A womans success has to do a lot with work/home and getting point across A successful woman at work is the one who doesnt touch her house cos she got maids to do it. A successful woman at home is the queen of the house and everything in the house functions the way she wants it to, including husband. A successful woman who gets her point across each time is the one who doesnt give a damn abt anyone or anything

Its pay back tym for the deers…yey

A successful woman at home is the queen of the house and everything in the house functions the way she wants it to, including husband.

VP – I think you forgot to mention that a successful woman is carrying a remote control in her hand when dealing with her husband, right? Like Theo is locked inside the cage with the flick of a button! Hmmmmmmm interesting

What’s cracking homees? Why you guys are spreading unsubstantiated rumors about me? What had happened that there was windstorm on Wednesday night in Pittsburgh area and I had to go out in the field and oversee fallen trees and utility poles removal operations from state highways. These Game Commission guys keep throwing dead deer on state highways for us to pick and dispose so I had a meeting with them as well.

It’s a long weekend ahead and I ’m leaving for NYC to spend it with family. I hate that city, too much traffic and dirty as hell. I like my laid back country town but you know how local chicks dig Valentine’s Day so I had to agree. It’s too bad because a bud of mine offered me to go with him to Lake Erie for Steelhead fishing. You know while walking in Manhattan I’ll be keep thinking about the lost fish, oh boy, marriage is tough

Javed, I’m able to get Red Tags for Doe hunting from a local farm. It’s a deer tag that farmer provide hunters to get rid of deer that destroy their farms. I’ll be doing a Naikee to them as well as hunting, Jannat mien makaamaor deer bhe tamaam

Sweetie, yeah I know a lot of deer wish they get even with me but since God has put me on top of the food chain they have to keep sucking it up like a lot of other living beings I eat

Aww but the cage story was so entertaining

I don’t know about the measures of success for women but I do know which women will go to Jannat without being questioned; the ones who will scarify days like birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine Day and let their husbands go hunting and fishing

Theo its good to see you outta cage and chains and the way you narrated your hunting opportunities you should change your name from simply theo to NV theo (NV short for envy) So, you go after the white tail deers?

Oh boy marriage is tough………. who advised you to get married? Btw, did you meet her during Halloween? I mean was she wearing a white tail deer costume? That explains the rest.

So, she didn’t sacrifice for you? And, not letting you go hunting and fishing and wanna keep you in the cage? On Jannat Ghalib said:

Raat ko, Mai pee, subha ko Taoba kee
Rindh kay rindh rehay, haath say Jannat bhee na gayee!

Mai = sharaab
Rindh = Paapi, sinner, sharabi whatever.

Abdul

I’m very impressed by you Spin King! You just took step# 1 in being a man by letting your crush know how you feel about her. The step# 2 is even tougher; you have to take on guys that block your love. In your case it’s Omer! If you don’t do so DRC will think you are a chicken. You don’t want to be known as chicken do you? So man up some more, get some balls and tell Omar leave DRC alone! It’s like Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution, female species look for strong male partners.

On Jannat, Ghalib also said:

Jannat Ki Haqeeqat Hum Ko Maloom Hai Laikin

Javed, im sure she wasnt wearing a deer costume, else Theo wouldve shot her. hehehe She was prolly wearing deer eyelashes & Theo fell for them hehe

Theo LOL@ your Warghalana

I wonder what you will do with your kids?

Theossa …

Just saw your new picture, it’s kinda cool with the ‘Tamuncha’ in your hand and not a ‘Chimta’

For Javed Khan, I am seeing his ‘much’ younger brothe’s picture, who is this cute guy dude ?

This is an old link and many of you would have seen it many times, but it’s a timeless classic, so enjoy it one more time

Pakistan Zindabad …
Yousuf Raza Gilani & Sheery Rahman Paaindabad …

She was prolly wearing deer eyelashes & Theo fell for them hehe

Haiiiiiiii @ Hirni ki baree baree aankhain aur bareee bareee pulkain?
issssssssssssssssh

On Pulkain here is one from Ghalib again….

Chaahay hai phir kisi ko muqabil may aarzoo
Surmay say tez dashna-e-mijzhgaan kiyeh howay

Dashna-e-Mijzhgaan = Eye lashes, as a metaphoric dagger
Surma say tez…. like using surma to sharpen the eye lashes like you sharpen a dagger.

Munir, I’ve put on a few extra kilos so kinda chubby cheeks now aur yae sab Sweetie ki nazar lagee hai, she kept haonso-ing my parathas and laam lates. I usually eat a lot in winter and no exercise still manage to keep my weight under control but this time I think had too much of russ malais, barfi and gajar ka halwa avec paratha and too many parties of paya and nihari. So, I better get rid of those 3 extra kilos, it always shows on my face first.

On Theo’s picture Sweetie has already commented by saying he looks like “Shida Khaali Pistol Wala”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UB3bdSaV_4

It’s the eve of valentines day and I would specially like to dedicate this all to DRC and VP.

Must watch. Wonderful ghaana !

Munir, ek tou sher ki taang tori, agla pichla bhee chora aur Ghammazi bhi kertay ho?

Unkay dekhay say jo aajati hai munh per raonaq
Woh samjhtay hain kay beemar ka haal accha hai
Hum ko maloom hai jannat ki haqeeqat laikin
Dilkay khush rekhnay ko Ghalib yeh khayal accha hai

Perhaps u girls might like this one as well on this special ocassion.

U must let me know your favourites !

LOL Javed, yeah we have Whitetail deer population. It was an interesting story about Wild Murghi. I never knew there were such Murghis around. We are blessed with Amish folks here in Pennsylvania. They let you say ayats and they take care of lamb or goat whatever you are interested in which costs on average $120, not bad for whole janwar.

And keep bringing those poetic analogies about eyes and eye lashes, this is some good shit to use on Valentine’s Day

Sweetie, yes pretty eyes and pretty smile is my weakness what is your weakness btw, look wise?

Munir Khana, Topaq zama qanoon de

Lo jee Daddy Kay Shuns bhee shuroo ho gayeen Cupid bhee aagaya ker lo jo kerna hai.

U must let me know your favourites !

Sahab Bibi aur Ghulam ho tou aisa! ahahahahahaha

Abdul

You are the man! keep up the good work. I can’t wait to see Omer tremble and you pick the trophy that is DRC’s heart

Magrib time everyone especially on the holy Friday.

Theo, i dont go for looks. But i like tall & broad men. Haiiii @ someone.. kia yaad dila dia.

Javed, i think its cute & really adorable of Abdul.

Theo

Don’t tell me you never went for game hen hunting? Take a look at the birds.

http://gawler.backyardpoultry.com/photos/SebrightIMG_2241.JPG
http://gawler.backyardpoultry.com/photos/ModernHen.jpg

Theo, i dont go for looks. But i like tall & broad men. Haiiii @ someone.. kia yaad dila dia. Sweetie

Sweetie, the only tall and broad guy on the blog is Shida Khali Pistol, so are you aiming at him? And on your Haiiii @ someone kia yaad dila dia…….

Yaad-e-Maazi Azaab hai Ya Abdul Rab
Cheen lay Mujh say Dupatta Mera …

Javed, Abdul is way too young, as my niece says BACHA loll

Sweetie, Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan was known as Baccha Khan throughout his life. So what Baccha are you talking about?

Ps
I g2g guys tc.

All

Please do not call Abdul a kid or Buchcha anymore; he is a man who knows what he wants and he has my full support in kicking out Omer the love blocker.

Javed

I’m not sure if we have these hens here in Pennsylvania, I get game Commission and Hunting magazines about our area and never saw one there. This Murghi in first picture is very cute, if I were not married I would ask her as my valentine and cook her later

Sweetie

LOL at kia yaad dila dia. I think everyone here must have some kind of similar stories to sigh on

Javed Khan …

Sorry about the Shair Anyways, thanks for the correction, I thought someone will

Abdul …

Is it ok to celebrate V.day on a holy Friday ?

I see you are trying with 2 girls at the same time, so it’s keeping your options open.

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin Aur Sahi

Abdul

Thanks so much for the dedication! thts very sweet of u. DRC is very lucky to have u

by the way in America and Canada, it might be still zuhar time….

LOL @ Theossa …

This Murghi in first picture is very cute, if I were not married I would ask her as my valentine and cook her later.

I know love is ‘cruel’, but not so much

Guys, I gotta leave early for my NYC trip so have a nice weekend,

And

Happy Valentine’s Day

–,-‘-,-‘–<@

It is Zuhr time here.

Munir, Valentine’s day it tomorrow not today.

Happy Valentine’s day to u too Theo .

VP i think Abdul likes you.

I made chicken tikka style cous cous today and it was lovely.

I am so addicted to the song ‘Love mera hit hit’ from Billu Barber. It is so darn annoying but so catchy.

Sweetie …

As Abdul said it was Maghrib prayer time, so I was just teasing him with the V.Day

Nevertheless, I guess it does not differentiate much if it is Friday or Saturday, those who celebrate it will celebrate it on any day while those who do not beleive in it and do not like to celebrate it, will not celebrate it even on a Saturday

Khansahab , I thought u ought to know I am not that dirty type of person and just look for girls for love , relationship and well being and much more on the larger scale than just “sex” which you are so determined to unleash.

DRC, how do u make tikka style couscous?

Khan”SAHAB” bhai ( see I’m getting it right now !). Yeah anyway what was I talking about. Oh yeah tanks for reminding me of my Isha prayer priorities. Greatly appreciated.

Anway rearding that cricket link as soon as found please contact me immediately as I have holidays currently and am dying to see Pakistan in action especially after such a long break from featuring in test cricket (the proper cricket)!

Kind regards – Spin king.

yeah what is tikka style couscous? Couscous is made from semolina or Suji (not the desi) they also make it with corn and add meat, vegetables, chicken etc. Do you mean topping up with Chicken Tikka or Mutton Tikkas on Couscous? I prefer any type of rice over semolina or pasta i.e., if I have to choose between the three.

Yeah, the Zuhar time is over it was Jumma and now its Asr time already… Theo NY kay bahanay bhaag gaya jaldi.

Abdul, you have a love & hate relationship with khansahab, you can’t live without him

Munir: Sorry about the Shair Anyways, thanks for the correction, I thought someone will

I thought you will ask me what is ghammazi? But, you didn’t. So, I guess you know its meaning, right?