I do not like this pizza pic ,it makes me feel like ordering one.
And cooking elaborately,since I live alone I often do get away with less cooking.
More fruits and veg,yougerts.
I love left over salaans.
Independent is a bad trait for me,I cannot wait for other people to do things for me.
Most of the things I do know how to do,so I end up doing myself.
People get used to it ,oh yes !she can do it.
People do not realise I can be tired as well.
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Particularly I have realised after breakup,women who say they cannot change bulb,cannot manage grocery on their own,do not understand credit and debit are the ones who are looked after most.Everything is being done for them ,everyone is sympathetic towards them.
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None the less I cannot change myself.Splitting up does affect us.I feel I was the responsible one in this marriage and fooled big time.
Mien ne tumhari jooti ka size nahin poocha jo mujhe side mien bula rahe ho. Mien koi pagal hon kia jo side mien aawon aor upne baalon se haath dho bethon
Marriage is supposed to be based on love so who cares if one is goree, kaali, peeli, or neeli. If any desi girl has shown me the kind of affection she has shown, I’ll be all hers.
Btw I just use computer at work! I’m too outgoing to sit on computer all day.
I undersatnd why you think being independent could be bad but I still think it’s a good trait.
My remark married to goree was not as a criticism ,one should marry the one ,ones feel like.
I said that in a good humour way ,Hamara handsome THEO guree nai Chora leya !!as a joke.
My step sisters are married to gora people so absolutely no,I am not narrow minded.
Farrah loll @ BF & him thinking of mellons hahahaha
Theo, ure comment “If any desi girl has shown me the kind of affection she has shown, I’ll be all hers.”, my dear, ill be all hers ka kia mutlabhei? pitna hai kia begum se dosri laa kar? hahaha, shouldve said i wouldve “.
My bad traits … Im an emotional wreck. Im very bold, but not strong, im honest, but ppl hate my guts, when i love someone, its unconditional & endless & thats why i get screwed! ( not literally Lol)
Farrah, dont think of it (independence) as a bad trait. Im like that. Ive hooked up the washer, dryer, refrigerator water line, cabinet knobs, chandeliers, fans & lights in my house all by myself. Yeh, im a handy woman. lol When ure married to a wuss, i guess u end up doin everything ureself.
I am going home now catchup within an hour or so.
Sweetie intersting comments
and I do not agree with your bad points.It was the bad man you inevested into.
*Hug* Theo & Farrah.. Thanks guys
Theo, u make tea not cook it, so no ure not a cook. I love how u describe ure love for deers hehehe if i were a deer i`d fall in love with u! HAHA
A man advertised to sell his TALKING DOG for $10 only. And no one paid attention to that ad. Only one, man took it seriously and called that number, took the address and went to see the dog. The man opened the door and asked him to come in, the prospective buyer asked him, where is the dog? The man pointed out to a corner where a dog was lying on a rag. The buyer approached him and asked the dog, do you really talk?
The dog replied, what do you want to know? The buyer was shocked to hear the dog talking. He then asked questions as to how he could talk? The dog took a yawn, stretched a bit and started telling him the story about how the scientists worked on a special project and created a dog who can listen, understand and even talk like humans and said, I was used for spying and I went on missions like Iraq, Afghanistan etc., and did a great job for the country but, somehow felt it was inhumane or indogly to do such a thing i.e., to kill innocent people and when he came home, he ran away and is hiding in this man’s house.
The man was reading a newspaper so, the buyer went to him and said, the dog is worth much more than your asking price, why are you selling him so cheap? The man replied, “he never went to Afghanistan or Iraq, he is a bloody liar, he was born here in this house and has been talking all this bullshit for the last ten years and I am fed up with his stories so I am selling this MF dog for $10.
Sweetie, does your animal talk? May be you should lower the price tag. Or, offer to give some extra money if someone takes him along!
LOl Javed, first of all hes not my animal , he belongs to his mommy & daddy! Hes free & comes with a special, all in one free package, mom & dad are also free LOL
Goya kay Khandani Kutta hai? Yae bhee ek bari baat hai. It is an added feature, aaj kal kay zamanay may Khandani log nahee miltay aur agar khandani kuttay mill jayen tou its a rarity, he is a gem of a gem.
Btw, where is the punter? Has he has gone for his tuna sandwich outing? Dubbay may Dubba Dubbay May Tuna……. vohi purana gana, yae hota hai na jab ziyada hukam chalo tou tinned food hee milayga khanay ko. Agar koi desan hoti Mehbooba jaisi tou Parathay bana ker deti lunch per. Naseeb may jis kay jo likha hai…….
pas-e-parda ho tou pesh-e-parda ho jao
Bhai mai burqay ya niqaab ki baat nahee ker reha hoon, I am talking about coming on to the V-talk page. In a while I should be going for Jummah. Bus, Jummay ko Jummah purh lay ta hoon takay aaqabat sudhree rehay….
Jummay Ko Taoba Kee
Baaqi hafta Masti Kee
Papee kay Papee rehay
Hath say Junnat bhee na gayee
Jay Leno. Bristol, daughter of Sarah Palen, said during an interview, ” A yr ago i never wouldve thought that i would become a mom, or my mom wouldve been chosen as a Vice presidential candidate”.
Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions. lol
Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions. lolLOL ahahahahahaa
Did you see that Jon Stewart show a few weeks ago? He was talking to some guy who said, CNN’s Larry King in one of his shows said, “After seeing Obama as the first black President, my SEVEN years old son said, I wanna be black.”
Jon Stewart replied, “Its not odd or weird that his seven years old son wants to become a black, but its odd and weird that Larry King has a SEVEN year old son?”
lol thats true! i didnt know he had a 7 yr old. I found the fact that Donald trumph has a 2 yr old son was weird.
Do u watch bill maher? I love the guy!
How many guys you love? And you hate only one! No, I don’t watch his show. Donald Trumph looks weird to me with his stupid hairstyle and arrogant looks. He can be a billionaire but, he can’t buy the looks of an educated man with finesse and grace glowing on his face, he looks like a dimwit dolt.
You guys were talking about traits, good, bad and the ugly or, woteva! Everyone have them. I would like to say one thing. Taali ek hath say nahee bajtee.
Like our blogger Wasim repeatedly says: “It takes two to tangle.” Perhaps he never saw the movie Last Tango in Paris. Or, never came close to a woman to tango avec her.
Its time to have a date with the Mullah I have to be prepared to listen to the same old story that baddies will be burnt in hell 70,000 times !!! What is the significance of that number? Either God has no other thing to do or, the Mullah ki daor masjid tak, he cannot count more than 70,000? I have asked him several times to talk about His Mercies, His Glories and His Blessings and His Greatness and His Virtues more and more, and not scare people by talking about Hell Fire and that too about human BBQ. Lekin aqal kay pittu hotay hain chund log, to kya keray koi?
Donald acts like he does because he needs to be in the media and sell himself. Donald itself is a brand name and people just love the way he acts, so he acts even more funny to make himself more and more sellable. What I have noticed is, Americans need heroes here that they can look upto, and they create some funny ones. If you think Donald sells, just look at Oprah. She sells even better.
Sweetie,
Bill Maher is the liberal equivalent of “fox news”. Who is that person on fox news that everyone finds funny, Bill Maher is the same thing in a liberal sense.
Ok Theo !
On your choice of deer and reasons you gave me
it explains why you like Natalie Portman and can imagine your wife,just delicate like a flower picked off ,you admire beauty and all things delicate particularly you would like to see these qualities in your other half.
You would like to hunt itand eat it shows practical side you want a partner who can help you as well in the practicality of life.
You are a very practical man and live with realities.Your women would never sleep hungry.
Sweetie on cat ,fishes and birdies,
You want complete life, strongly independent person,very social,warm and friendly.
You like to live with people ,peacefully.
at present I think you are not sure what you want from other half or what sort.Maybe you have not given it enough thought yet.
You would definitely like to be with someone who provides you security and pride.
You like organised,simple and straight life.
definitely loads of love and warmth.
While attached you like to be independent as well.
You like huge circle of friends and family as long as they are there just to listen and appreciate you,you do not like them to interfere into your life.
I hope it is good!!
Farrah, no one likes interference. Yes i love my family & friends, & want them around, but i keep my distance as well. I respect other ppl’s privacy & i appreciate others do the same for me.
You’re deeper than I thought, you’re making me scared! The one thing I hate when people can read me
You’re absolutely right that I find beauty all around. When I look at the amazing colors of marine life I say to myself God must be a brilliant artist (I get like that when I’m high).
Yes, when there will be chaos all around the world, only hunters will be able to put meat on the dinner table Javed will be like, “Theossa, please send me deer meat so I can cook my Biryani”. And his Mehbooba will be sending me Parathay for meat exchange
If you don’t mind, I can psychoanalyze you.
You don’t like animals because they stink and you like birds because they don’t (except for Murghi, maybe). You don’t like birds close to you because when you were little, birds had their droppings on your head.
Lol!! thank God! i hav never had bird droppings on my head, if i had i would prolly be dead by now due to emotional trauma (but the idea is very funny)
Vanilla
Good to see you!I was just missing you.
You are lost within yourself or enclosed within.
You think a lot definitely.The way things are around you ,You have accepted them ,you are not going to put any effort into changing things.You have resigned or accepted the life ,the way it is.
If you are still single you do not have any clear picture of what sort of person you would like to be with.
If you are hooked ,you are fine with it.
You would like to travel.Life is still a mystry and you are in no hurry to unlock it.
let us see how is this?
im too generous and soft hearted and that is my biggest weakness
You know I’ve been thinking about asking you for money as the U.S. economy going down the ditch. You can email me your credit card number; wire transfer would work fine too.
You’re not gonna say NO, right? I can count on you just like other people?
Vanilla
I like you .I am sort of passive as well in mystical sense .
Not boring at all.Nothing happens in my life ,I mean anything exciting by other people’s standards ,but I like it this way,peaceful and time for myself.
Theo :Where are your 3 good and 3 bad traits?How do you see yourself?
You need to visit New York them. Ahem not because of me
Apparently there was this person who was handing out 50- 5000 dollars to anyone who would join the que. Depending on the need of the person, he’d then give between 50-5000 dollars. Either that is solid philanthropy or fed printing and distributing money.
@ have Korean friends, and that dog will bark the last time when he meets me
Meet Mr.Bond ,Theo Bond
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I am ready to provide you a list there are plenty I would like me and my friends to get rid off,lol
Ha hai mughai pata hi nahein tha ,Theo itnai kaam ka hai.Theo kitnai parathoun main kaam hou jaiga?
Kaam pakka kurna hai
Uskee Jack D.. ki party aur tamum lafangai friends must know how to quit a wife.
You are a strong woman.People do not hate your guts ,they are jealeous why they cannot be like you.
On love give it to the ones who ask it!!
You are not emotional rut,everything makes perfect sense around you.
The situations around you are difficult but you are not giving even an inch to anyone.
This needs a lot of strength.You are fighting against a system .Mostly woman cannot do that.
I would say ,I am poud to know a strong minded woman who refused to put up with bully .
You deserve better you are worth it.
Never mind idiots they do happen to be in the world.They are the loosers.
Madam VP
I hate to respond back,fight,yell and mostly try to ignore things untill they become real monsters.
Reason I want to be always good.
We can never please people .You must start writing morning pages it is excellent .
Write whatever you want to.Like what you are going to cook.How you plan your day?
How you see people?
thanks! i agree with Sweetie and Theo, u are very good. U see, people like Farrah and Sweetie are very difficult to find. lets promise guys, we will always be friends and nuthing will change tht.
im so happy to be on this blog, Farrah, Sweetie, DRC, Javed, Theo, Awas, u guys are great! cant give my verdict on the rest, cos dont know them tht much
Oh Yes!
I like Khansahab !
He is truely my favourite.Very honest ,responsible person and as said earlier mature as well.
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Khansahab by the way your bad points I have written to tease you.
Do not take them in negative way.I just think young boys are like that .I would be disappointed if you are not.
Javed, it’s” It takes two to Tango, not tangle”. heheSweetie
Sweetie, read my comments once again, my sarcasm was on Wasim who always writes it takes two to tangle. And, that is why I wrote, perhaps he has not seen the movie Last Tango in Paris and highlighted the word Tango. tsk, tsk, tsk kya ho gaya tumhay!
Javed will be like, “Theossa, please send me deer meat so I can cook my Biryani”.
Theo kay putthay Deer meat is not suitable for Biryani, its good for kebab’s and roast only. Tin ki Tuna khao ge tou Biryani ka tum ko kya pata? Like Munir says, bander adrak ka maza kya jaanay?
I can let her go, if a haseena makes parathay for me! btw, jisko racist moron keh rehi ho wo chupkay chupkay blog parhta hai, like chor chori say jaye haira phairy say na jai.
Sweetie
Thanks for Hugs and loads of them back to you and VP.
Teen Duppatta Badal Sahailyaan woh bhee legslip pai.
Kiya baat hai.
Come on Woman !!We must rule
Essays suck. Once you get the introduction done, you have written half the essay. It is all about the theme. Some people suggest to write the body of the essay first, and then define the theme and write the introduction and conclusion. Apparently that is how you don’t get stuck with a theme and find half-way down te essay there is not much in it.
Anyway this is the advice that I never followed in my recent exam. In fact the essay part and English part I completely omitted from my practice. It took me a week to memorize 100 words when I had to memorize 3000. What a waste of time, I just spent the last, one week doing math then!
The initial part in the exam was essay. I didn’t feel like wasting my concentration, scratching my head over it, as that could have hampered my alertness in the verbal or the math sections. I just wrote my own story. The essay was a discussion on something to the effect,
“Individualism is all good but conformity is what pays economically for an individual”.
The same individual versus society crap in an economic context.
Then the second essay was to analyze an argument they had given. I didn’t practice that at all (ahem of course), but I gave it a good rip. Opened it, as a matter of habbit, apart.
Yes inshallah will be graduating in July. Exams and essay deadlines are from now till end of May. I have 6 essays and 3 exams to prep for.
I have realised I always do enough to do ok. I am sick of being mediocre, so now I want to excel and do the best I ever can. I do not want to look back and think I could have done better. My whole future depends on the next few months.
I don’t mind essays. It is just the research part which I do not like. It can take weeks to find the relevant information. I do not like exams though. I always run out of time and get very anxious and panicky before them.
I hope your exam went well. I am sure you did as you come as very intelligent. What are you studying?
When I graduate, the whole world will know. I just hope I get the degree classification I want
My exam went gr8. I scored a perfect 800 in math, 560 in English. This is like MIT’s average of admitted students so I am more than happy at the thought
The only thing is a school like MIT would never take me because of my undergrad transcripts and I don’t fit in with the nerds anyway. I went to Boston and where else would you find nerds with thick glasses dancing in mathematical motion in a club.
But I love exams In standardized exams I see an opportunity to undo whatever bumming, drinking, and generally, wasting of time I have done thru the undergrad courses. That is why I was so happy with passing the first few actuarial exams as well, as my major GPA in math was ordniary (so was my overall gpa). Anyway, I want to do financial engineering for grad studies now as Insurance is boring.
The professors give homeworks and when you don’t go to classes, you don’t know what the homeworks are. And when they start grading them (as they sometimes do in math), everything kind of falls apart.
You are sick of being mediocre? =)
You don’t probably try and there is a right time for everything. Never consider anything as bygone because standardized tests always exist
Yeah, research sucks. But there is a fine line between doing all the research and showing that you have done the reseach. I’d usually find books and articles (for the English, Philosophy, and history courses), and then read a page from each, make sure to quote from the pages, and somehow whatever I found to tie it with the theme. Everything is an argument, and an argument is always about finding “logical connections” so with enough thought you could logically connect anything with anything and make it relevant to the theme.
i remember writing essays for my undergraduate degree and preparing for my exams. and then i remember getting stressed during my postgrad degree it will all be over soon DRC but do take good relaxing small breaks during revision and essay writing
Sweetie, bucchay nay pehli baar kuch aqal ki baat ki and you are still pulling his leg? Omer above somewhere (today) I wrote about emotions, kay emotions bhee kya cheez hain logic nahee samajhtay. So, arguments ka koi faida nahee if there is only logic and no emotions.
I don’t know if I mentioned or not, but I went to see ‘He’s just no that into you’ and it was ok. I thought the reviews and the preamble was overhyped thus it did not meet my expectations.
A chick flick nevertheless and to be fair it was funny in parts. Scarlett Johansson was pointless. She played a two-bit wannabe songstress homewrecker
In duration stakes it could give an avergae Bollywood film a run for its money as it went on for 2 and a half hours.
I saw Wanted today, thought it was pretty good. I’ve got 2 old DVD’s with me which I need to see, was looking for spare time when I could watch them- Street Kings and Braveheart. There’s one more called The Big Lebowski actually.
Yeah I remember as a kid, there was so much hullaboo about Braveheart. Back then a movie like that could not appeal to me.
I was really looking forward to watch Wanted after my exams- I got the chance today and I thought I’ll give it a go. It was well worth it, it’s one of those rare movies that seem rubbish for most part but then leave you spellbound towards the end. Usually it’s the other way round, a movie looks good for the first 30 minutes and then becomes boring or stupid, but this was the opposite.
LOL I don’t even think you have to have experienced marriage or divorce to appreciate such a film. The film did reinforce a few ideas though like women think and sometimes act dependent upon men yet we forget how strong we are and can cope without them.
It also made me realise what is the point of forcing something to happen or running after something constantly; love,marriage,children etc will all happen when the time is right and I like this approach. Most of my friends are have boyfriends, are engaged, married or have children and I don’t feel like I am lacking something something just because I do not have any of these additional add-ons.
I have watched PS I Love You, it was good however, the book was much much more better. The film did not do it justice in my opinion.
Khansahab
How are you feeling now?
I have heard of the Big Lebowski. Not watched it mind you. I have however watched Braveheart. It was ok. It is always on TV periodically, so always manage to get bits here and there of it.
Do you find Scarlett Johansson attractive? I know Awas does but I want your opinion.
There’s something wrong with me because I don’t find either Scarlett J or Angelina Jolie attractive. Sometimes Jolie’s lips look finer and she looks OK, but I don’t like the thick lips on her. God forbid, I find Johansson repulsive rather than attractive.
Usually guys here like “exotic” features in that, they like features of people like Johansson, Jessica Alba etc. They are unconventional looking- either thick lips, podgy nose etc.
For that reason I don’t tend to find any black or Chinese ladies attractive. Many guys do, it’s a personal opinion that lies with the beholder I guess. I find Neha Dhupia very attractive but she is not considered to be a “conventional beauty”, so there you go.
I’m feeling better thanks. The temperature and shivering has gone, but I still have the bad throat and feeling of sickness. I suspect it will go in a few days.
I payed close attention to Scarlett in ‘he’s just not that into you’ and found her very man-ish looking to be fair. I also did not find her acting of much substance. All she did was peel her clothes off a few times.
Glad to hear you are better. Think you need to get properly checked out by the doctor. Will talk to you more about it soon and give you a telling off for not looking after yourself
The problem with such a flexible structure is that there are some professors who don’t believe in giving As while others give As if you just ask them.
All the Pakistani people in my school had made groups and they knew which professors would simply hand As. They wouldn’t do 1 course with them, they would simply take all the minor or major courses with that 1 professor. There was this political science professor, apparently if you told him you had some problem– any fictitious one– he would start getting a heart attack and simply writes A in the register.
I have friends who have missed all classes, taken no exams, and yet been handed As. I know others who scored Cs and requested professors to give As and they got them. This is the problem when they keep things so flexible, there are multiple standards set for the classes you take, the professors you take, and so on. It is totally unfair. The exams should be all departmental or standardized.
I know some people who have GPA in the 3.8 region, are honors students, yet have absolutely no capacity to think and don’t know much at all. So, what was the point of schooling, to assort files at Ernst and Young?
DRC,
And you can imagine, the whole Pakistani dispora at my College had a minor in political science because of that 1 professor. None actually knew anything about political science, but had As in all the relevant courses. The same thing was happening in the math courses. The unfortunate part of this all is that, when you apply for grad school or jobs, GPA counts.
thank god, system in England is fair. the teachers are really helpful if u ask them for help and the grading system is fair and good. everything is in accordance with rules and regulations, for e.g. if u r ill, u need to hand in medical certificate and u r given another chance. If u r a bad student, naturally u get done for it even though support is available so i think it comes down to the individual in the end, if u want to study u will do good otherwise just struggle.
That is a wholly unfair practice. Here we hear of nothing of the sort and if such practices are in place they cannot extend to the determination of results. At our University (I cannot speak for other institutions) each exam paper only asks for studen number, module number, module name and date of examinaton paper. On the right hand corner of the examination paper there is this self-adhesive tab, on which you have to write your name and provide your signature. After doing this the tab is folded over and is stuck down so that the name is not visible. Examiners are not allowed to undo this until the time comes to publish marks. For essays, again, it is anonymous. The essay is submitted with a declaration form which consists of module number, module title and word count. For essays we are provided with barcodes to place on the essay in order for admin staff to pick up those students who have not submitted essays for modules upon which they are enrolled.
It is sad to know at such a high standard there are such discrepancies. If such favouritism is in place then there is no way of differentiating between sub-standard students and brilliant students.
Like VP says, everything is in relation to rules and regulations here.
It is even more unfair as the UK is also tapping into the US graduate pool and offering better jobs within the health, legal and Governmental sectors (to name but a few) to them than to UK graduates.
At LPC level, we don’t even have to write our name or module no anywhere. All we put down is our Student ID no, and results get published according to that number.
Vanilla
Sometimes I feel quite stupid I do not see anything changed ,only I do not like to see mirror that often as I used to during my teen age rest is same
i think its ok tht u dont see things changed. people have different ways of seeing things, life etc. U should keep ur spirits high…wait a min, thts not the optimistic Farrah we know..
Sweetie
lol @ your comment 142
DRC
hun jhaki wasnt being mean to u, he was just joking and it wasnt a bad thing to say, gulab jamans are nice (most ppl like them, he may be one of them) hey! i like habshee halwa too MULTAN KA HABSHEE HALWAA
i like coconut wali mithai, which is usually pink or green and barfi, qala qand, cham cham, habshee halwa. My dad the other day got balu shai from Ambalas, im not really a fan of balu shai but its ok to hav it once in a while
I mean fine, you should be scared of Omer because he knows how to stamp his authority, but Abdul is an honest, true lover and all he wants to do is to take you out to dinner! And he is a baby!
Maybe I am not suave (if that is what you mean) but for God’s sake I barely read books. Besides, anything related to computer is quite alien to me and I am more in the Javed Khan category than the typical computer nerd category. Also, neither do I have a picturisque memory like Chinese people.
Sweetie,
What is a habshee halwa. I have heard the name and quite likely tried it, but just can’t recall what it exactly is.
I really like kheer mohans, in fact I just love anything with Malai (In fact I can eat a kilo of raw khoya!). Another reason why Hyderabad could be the number 1 international city of love: Because they have the best malai, and Malai makes you strong
Sweetie you have a Muneeiarre Reasons to hate ‘em, but that doesn’t mean all nukko walay are bad, my “nay-kast-door” neighbour HyderBaddy Haunty is so nice, soft spoken and generous and all her family is like that, they always take care of us. I would vouch for them as nice people because they keep sending some nice food every now and then
Lemme see… i never said i hated beef, or meat. I said i hate Mutton & i dont like seafood. I hate muneer & ne thing hyderabadi (thanks to muneer) lol I hate mithai too
DRC,I am deepest apealogies for scaring u. I apealoligise/muji maff karr li jo. But I aslo like the songs “love mira hito” and “marjani” from Billu Barber now that I’ve seen the film. I liked the way they deamonstrated re-unity and the poppularity of srk. It can be classified as a commedy with some amusing moments but preffered Rab Ne Bana De Jodi. How about u ?
Anyway I have a deep feeling inside that u hate me ! Please admitt if done as I’m an honest person just tyring to create a conversation of sinserty and love.
Abdul
@Anyway I have a deep feeling inside that u hate me ! Please admitt if done as I’m an honest person just tyring to create a conversation of sinserty and love.
And
@of sinserty and love.
Who added this ?
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You got me fired from the job today ,I found it extremely funny and cried my eyes out of laughter .
Whole bloody office is looking at me and I cannot stop laughing
They think I recieved some humour email.
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Sweetheart
Girls do not hate,kaha makaha itraatie hain.
DRC
have written above somewhere she is interested into studying and not so much into affairs.
Women have kinds
So I think DRC is not a flirty kind or at least not looking for one.
So dear you are chasing the wrong one .Find the right one like the one who follows you.
But you are very sweet and nice person.Nobody hates you.
I am sure of that.
Take care:)
i really dont agree with you, im a regular visitor to this blog but i see a lot of hatred for abdul. he seems like an annoying brat and the gents dont seem to like him. his english has improved but i still dont understand WTF he is trying to say. he is also a nasty type, if he gets criticised he responds very nastily.
I am sorry to read what you have said.I do not visit any other pages,I stick to Politics and V talk ,so I am not aware of any comments on rest of the pages.
Abdul is definitely a sweet person,it has got nothing to do with his (or mine English for that matter).
He is not hated at all ,maybe because he is the youngest and MEN are TYPICAL MEN,they treat him like a young brother or fellow .They should not.
He is an individual and we all should respect that.Well nobody likes criticsm.
Abdul YOU ARE NOT HATED ,come on ,we fall in love,we get hurt ,we get regected but who cares ,we get over it.
Anyway blogs are not a thing to be taken seriously.
Once my cousin who was just 7 at the time and I was eighteen said to everyone ,Farrah Baji sai koi shaadi na karai ,jo koi karai ga puchtai ga.
i refer you to comment 167, so you think abdul is not hated? ive nothing against this abdul but he has been abusive to me in the past and i dont take very well to him. in fact i think i was the one who suggested first that abdul is like the guy from Bheja Fry, and then javed spoke about dinner de cons i dont know if javed was speaking along the same lines as me?
abduls behavior is shocking considering he is 16. also farrah i really think you should sort out yourself because your blabbing in support of abdul will not help. i see many similarities between you and abdul and sometimes i wonder if its the same person?
guys if you think my comments are insulting then by all means delete them but ive had enough of the dimagh ki dahi abdul and his protector farrah.
Kaleem referring to your comment on v-talk 6 I can’t believe and laughed in utter amusement at your post about me being ill-mannered. What made u have the right of insulting me immediately as u entered LS? Got a comeback for that one? I didn’t think so? U can do one favour which satisfies everyone’s needs, by staying out of our “business”. Justice has been done and those assaults were in the past but u thoroughly deserved it after your ill-mannered behaviour and I have to regrets for the post what so ever.
U are probably the most hated blogger in LS history. The likes of Theossa and Awas always hated u as I think majority of the girls would after your childish behaviour. To conclude get a life and get lost.
Even hold an LS election to see who is more wanted on this plateform and I will quite happily resign my blogging status on the site if defaeted against daft Kaleem. Go ahead I shall prove it.
OK folks, no need for election or anything stupid like that.
Kaleem, you say anything once in a blue moon and today when you finally said something, you insulted Ms Raja and Abdul!
Moderating comments is the most difficult thing to do, striking a balance between freedom of expression and hurting someone’s feelings. I don’t think Kaleem means bad and I know Abdul does not mean bad at all.
Ms Raja,
LOL @ you having to act as a mediator between Kaleem and Abdul. By the way, what did you mean in comment no 163 when you said,
People talking about Methai
How can you forget Patissa with pistacio?
and
Multan ka Suhan Hulwa Crispy.
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Khansahab
Agree moderating is difficult but when it is teenagers we have to be extremely careful,they are vulnerable to their own tempraments.
Kaleem aap abdul say huway hum Kalaam
Aur wo kahay Allah, Allah hum howay budnaam
abdul tumko kya miss congeniality contest jeetna hai? election melection ki kyaa batain ker reho ho bhai? Yae blog hai koi bodywood industry nahee!
If you want I can declare you the undisputed Champion of the Champions! Are you happy now? Magar kis cheez ka champion wo nahee poochna.
Just remember this……… meethi meethi baataon say buchna zara, duniya kay logon may hai jaadoo bharaa!! I dunno whether Urdu is your mother tongue or Punjabi is your Lange Maternal, but I hope you understand what I have said.
What I meant by the “Javed Khan Category” was someone who isn’t precisely associated with the word “tech-savvy”. I doubt that you are keen on the various new types of cell phones with all the complicated uses and functions. A geek for me is someone in that category. This category is very loosely defined and is certainly not a benchmark
I like cell phones which are simple and easy to use, and to concentrate too much on these little machines is too much of concentration and waste of time for me. Maybe in actuality you are tech-savvy, but I just assumed you to be the opposite of that as that is how you cam across.
I love Nokia.The battery is fantastic,signals great.the battery lasts for three days.
I used it as a torch shortly after July 7 attacks .
when once we had to walk through train tunnel.
i hav memorized my current mobile number cos its very easy but the three previous ones i didnt know by heart
i use my phone as an alarm clock too, very handy and i use it to take pictures. but most of the functions are too advanced for me too thts why im not into hip and very advanced phones.
Once my dad’s friend rang me to ask for my dad’s mobile number and i was so confused i mixed up numbers and gave him three different ones apologizing each time and he was thinking tht i was joking around with him but in reality i was gutted and so embarrassed.
Omer thanks for clarifying the “category” thingi. I dunno whether you may consider me as a techno-savvy person or a paindoo, but I am definitely not a geek or a nerd. However, my entire business is done through the computer and I make a living through Internet Marketing. Even as a banker, I was very much into introducing new products, new software programmes, organizing training programmes not only for staff but for senior managers who are reluctant to use computers because they cannot type and even if they type they use only index fingers. I have been typing with ALL my fingers since I was 9 years old and I type faster than the speed of light And I type a lot.
I do all my accounting, such as cash flows, P&L statements, work out all the ratios and analysis on computer and I use power point for in-house seminars and workshops. I do a lot of text messages using cell phone BUT I hate the small keypads and keyboards, therefore I don’t use laptops although I have them but, I simply detest.
Since I hate small keypads, I don’t use Apple’s iPhone or Blackberry phones, I had to look for the name of my cellphone just now to see which brand I use, its an LG with a camera. But, I seldom use the camera, because I have Nikon F3, Mamiya and Rollie Flex cameras and Sony digital with Karl Ziess Lens and my next project is Nikon D90 ……. I have given you a lot of information about how much I am into technology or lagging behind. I don’t use iPODs or anything for music, because in my car I have a premium sound system with 13 Harmon Kardom speakers which produces excellent sound quality. Anything more you need to know?
LOL VP @ your flustering with the cell phone directory. I can very well imagine how you must have felt. My sister is exactly like you she only uses her cell phone to answer the calls and that too when she is not driving, if she is driving no matter you ring a zillion times she won’t answer. She says why bother looking into details, her kids have saved their numbers in her phone directory and if you ask her the number of anyone she would say when I go home I will look into the telephone book and tell you. I asked her don’t you have it in your cell phone memory she would say, how can I look into it when you are calling me? Besides, I dunno how to find it in the cell phone. LOL. Mind you she is a practicing doctor, a GP in the UK and she doesn’t care about cell phones or its use.
Its not too late for me, its only 11:30 p.m. but it was a long day for me and from work I took my neigbours (business padosee) for dinner at a Pakistani restaurant, because I had earlier promised them and when I reached there that restaurant was closed. They close on Mondays. So, had to go to another one where the food was so, so. Just came home around 11:00 ish and I am not sleepy but I need to relax a wee bit.
@Vanilla
but most of the functions are too advanced for me
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I think it is total waiste of time to learn functions of mobile.After all it is just a phone you are suppose to answer and call people.
By the time you learn the functions it is out of date.
BUT remember:Even if you have no credit in your phone you can still dial 999.
Sweetie
I am so behind in my work,the bloody system freezes.Another month end and I have a meeting tomorrow.
When I stress I laugh a lot so I am an official clown of my office today I have taught them “valuable Punjabi” of many “precious” English words.
What are you doing??
Still one more hour to kill.
And tomorrow they are going to kill me.LOL
Slumdog Millionaire won so many Oscars, i havent seent he film but my Indian friends didnt like it cos apparently they have shown India to be very poor, underdeveloped and corrupt country :-O
I was watching The Pianist last night, it was so depressing, but a really good movie to watch, provided one has the patience cos its a bit slow
Farrah, was tht cheek no.1 for me too? just wondering
Slumdog millionaire was different movie.With a lot of uncomfertable scenes.
It is good that Britts got Oscars but it was not classy enough to be at Oscars I think!!!
I enjoyed it .
Badaam won’t work? Then you need “Khameera Gao Zubaan; Muffarray Marwarid and Anaar ki Shikin Jabeen.” Next time you go to Karachi get these medication from Farzana Dawakhana ! Or, you can make Unday ka Funda and Doodh ka Falooda with Tukhm-e-Balanga which Punjabis call it as “Tukh-Malanga” and drink it nihaar moonh. I am writing all this BAKAOZ you made such a sad face on badam not working.
Ps
I bet you’ll get an alternate prescription very soon.
VP yeah you are right about some Indians not happy over showing poverty and corruption of India to the rest of the world. Especially since they are talking about their middle class which is the largest population in the world and it is the so-called, one of the fastest growing economies in the world.
I haven’t seen an Indian movie since a long time, I have seen a few comedy movies and that too at someone else’s house. I do not have the patience to watch sad, depressing movies neither Hindi nor English. Aur bhee dukh hain Zamanay may … movies dekh ker kion dukh barayain?
Sweetie, remembering Theo! Are you missing him? I dunno if he is still watching Natalie on TV but, yesterday while I was driving here on Park Avenue, I saw a sign board saying “Theo & Sons” and next to it was “Natalie Saloon” LOL…
Yes, Slumdog Millionaire won 8 Oscars but in India people are only celebrating the 3 Oscars won by Indians 2 by A.R. Rahman and 1 by Resul Pookutty.
People here feel that the kind of music A.R. Rahman has given earlier in his life starting from Roja, Rangeela, Bombay, Dil Se e.t.c was much better than SM and he does not actually need a approval from the American audience to prove his worth.
I have seen the movie and though it is well directed and cinematographed but winning 8 Oscars is exceeding all expectations by all margins. I wonder if it has got something to do with what happened in Bombay last year.
Yes we Indians do not like to see a Poverty Porn when there could be so many other stories to tell about our Country and especially when every now and then a Gora comes and only focusses on one aspect of this Great Land.
This gives only a one-dimensional view about India and does not give a correct picture. I am in Gujarat thesedays and it just amazes me that how quickly the Public Opinion has changed after what had happened during the Riots here. The kind of unprecedented development this state has seen in the last 5 years, it has not seen in the past 45 years of Congress Rule and this is something which is acknowledged by everyone including the head Imam of Ahmedabad.
This is the only state in India where there are no Power-Cuts throughout the Year. All the big Companies from Reliance to Tata have a strong presence here. Ahmedabad boasts of some of the best educational institutes in India from IIM for management to CEPT for Architecture, MICA , NIRMA amongest others. This is the only dry (no alcohol) state in India and recently after the commissioning of Jamnagar Oil Refinery it has become the 3rd biggest State after Texas and Lousiana in terms of OilnGas Refining Output. All these factors have gone a long way in erasing the wounds of the Riots after the Godhra incident and if that is not enough, just yesterday Ahmedabad had it’s first DGP of Police.
A Pessimist would view at these events as a
Trick by Modi and Co. to fool the masses whereas an Optimist would view it as a way of redemption for the culprits of those dark 48 hours.
U see Varun, the film is about a beggar child or a very poor child becoming very rich all of a sudden. if the film makers hadnt focused on the poverty aspect, the film would not have been that dramatic. may be they could have gone to Bangladesh to film this but they chose India cos it is good at film making and Indians know of ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ cos there is an Indian version in India.
I became A.R. Rehman’s fan when i heard his patriotic song ‘Vande Mataram’…the music composition is absolutely brilliant
I’m extremely busy with the transportation projects so won’t be able to contribute on LS for a while. These projects are funded by Obama’s stimulus plan money and have to be completed by a certain date in order to get the federal stimulus funding for infrastructure. So like Ghalib said:
Ne haath baag pe hai na paahe reqaab mien
I couldn’t read all comments but one quick note for Omer on the standard of education in U.S.; I don’t know if he’s an undergraduate or a graduate student in State University of New York Stony Brook or City University of New York which I don’t know much about. I also can’t tell if the undergraduate education structure is like that in all public universities in U.S. but for me getting a Master of Engineering degree from State University of New York at Buffalo was darn tough! Many of the professors were doing multimillion dollar research projects for Department of Defense and Department of Transportation. As part of the degree program we had to participate in one of those projects which government would benefit from. I chose the Department of Transportation Project with New York Throughway Authority. The project involved replacing of Grand Island twin Steel bridges, each more than 3000 ft long, in Buffalo, NY. The Throughway Authority personnel were directly involved to monitor and guide. It was a great practical experience. The point I want to highlight that not all schools are the same in education standards and not all degrees are the same. For instance, many of my engineer colleagues who wanted to work in private sector have an additional MBA degree which according to them, they just breezed through.
The above post is in the loving memory of a beautiful Deer I hunt and consumed
My break is about to over. You are getting me into Deer discussion for which I need years to talk about. You know how they look, how they walk, and how they steal my heart by those fascinating large eyes and by flashing a big smile and..and…and..
You wouldn’t get it but Mir said Once:
Uhwaale Deer kionker aakhir ho eik shub mien
Ek Umer hum ye qissa tum se kaha karenge
The Deer Hunter, keep this qissa kahani for your grandchildren and stop “torring marroring” Ghalib and Mir’s shayeri. They must be “topsy-turvey-ing” in their graves.
Ne haath baag pe hai na paahe reqaab mien Na ijaar-bandh hath may hai na pyjama paahe mien
Kaheen aur khoonti pay lutka hoa hai aur tum Hiran kay peechay bhaag rehay ho!
Nice picture haan, so why don’t you show that Thopra over here on the blog? We will put that in the right place and in the right perspective. People wondering who I am talking about? Guess who? Its a riddle with a dimple!
Sweetie, Don’t tell me you PAPER CLIPPED khansahab? Hawwwwwww Haiiiiiiiiiii
Guys its only 9:40 p.m. here but I need a Garfield’s nap here because I have to get up at 1:00 a.m. to see the India / NZ second twenty20 So take care until then. Au Revoir.
LOL @ DRC teaching Punjabi to khansahab, who is behaving like a paindoo
DRC, regarding that comment, its a kinda parody of that Pakistani song besides, at the foot note of my comment on this blog, I wrote yes means no and no means yes. And, I know you are not “sentimental of the continental” to get upset. Also, don’t worry about the pestering demands, now he won’t be asking for your addy or number anymore. Cheers!
Hoon da va…as in it happends not a new car by Honda silly! I reckon you would be a good pupil and I will teach you more punjabi What do you reckon? And er no I don’t mean all the swearing and what not.
Javed thank you for that and no it’s fine. I hope Abdul does take heed to the fact I do not want to give him my email or number.
Khansahab your cough did not sound good. Have you tried cough sweets? I don’t like them as such as they trigger off my asthma but may give you slight relief. My daddi always keeps Wether’s Originals with her for when she has a cough. Try them!
DRC - I know you don’t mind me pulling ur leg because you are not a sulkoo type.
And btw, what do you mean by cough sweets? Do you mean Sweetie? In that case you are implying that you dont like her as she triggers your asthma and blah, blah…
Hehehe VP, no he dont need ne Sweetie cough drops, he needs a bowl of mom made warm soup. Poor BF, i dont wanna call him my ex right now & make him more miserable lol
Go and get yourself checked up by a specialist sweetie ki terha vo candy nahee bulkay kurvi goli denge. But, that will help you varna beemari may aap dublay na ho jain and then you will say:
Itna dubla ho gaya hoon sweetie ki judai say
kay khuttmal bhee khench lay jaatay hain mujhay chaar payee say
Sweetie Candy I do have a life and I do enjoy it. Like Javed Khan said you “live and you exist.” I live and I enjoy and I don’t exist like her and I am not a pseudo work alcoholic like her but I don’t understand why you support her? Is it the gender card or is it a patriotic card? In either case I don’t mind. I also concur the views of Varun, he made a very valid point by saying “there is a difference between blabbing in your personal dairy and blabbing on a public blog.” For there is no difference between the two. Perhaps she considers a public blog as her personal dairy. By the way my comment was just a sarcasm and actually I am glad to see she has gone for good.
D shukla, Since ure quoting Javed here, lemme correct u. Javed himself often talks about when he woke up , what he had for breakfast( even numerical details), wat he did the night b4, what hes planning to do for the remaining day, then why is it a prob if she does it?? or if i do it? U dont own the blog & it is a blog after all, we can say what ever we wish to as long as its not offensive. I am not defending her here, it’s just a matter of RESPECT for others, & u seem to have none. U weren’t being sarcastic, rude, INDEED! If she’s a workaholic, that’s NOYB! & yeah, GROW UP!
Why are you guys dragging me into this silly debate? I am not interested. I don’t feel the necessity of replying to every comment that is posted on the blog except for the one that interest me. If someone has this habit of poking their nose in everyone’s affair and on every subject they want to “stamp their authority,” then let them do that. It only exposes their abilities or disabilities. But, please stop drawing comparisons. Thanks.
Javed stop applying censorship because for heaven sake it’s a blog for a start and secondly u have a clearly stated in your mission statement under “about us” that’s it’s democratic platform were bloggers are entitled to openly voice out their opinions. So why is it different for me? Is it because I’m young and u don’t want teenagers to participate in discussions or what.
Meanwhile I have exams coming up and then my cricket schedule at club and county level commences so as u can imagine I will be busy and unable to participate properly probably like my long and lusty break last year although I might drop in a few lines than and again.
DRC, post your pic if u want because it’s clear that u don’t like me after all and therefore I shan’t make any formal interactions with u on this blog. I certainly won’t be a stalker or interfere any further. But at the end of the day it’s up to u.
So summing up please pray and wish me all the best for my examinations and take care yourselves.
Shouldn’t you be calling Javed A Khan, “Javed Bhai”, “Sir”, “Javed A Khan” or something other than merely “Javed”?
He is much older than you and you should respect your elders.
You have often said you are religious, if that is so why are you disrespecting your elders and why are you so interesting in courting DRC? Can’t you stay single until you get married?
Oh come to terms with it Khansahab because like a said it’s a BLOG full stop.
And when did I say i’m religous. Yes I’m a muslim like u.So does thaat mean I can’t chat to DRC as well or what ? Plus it was all a light hearted joke end of story ……. And yes marriage is many years and years away but like u CAN resist the temptation. Can’t we ?
Plus when u do will u be inviting any bloggers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Not that I’m requesting but just wondering .
i wish u all the best for your exams. There are very good AQA guides available (if u are taking AQA exam boards exams) at the bookshops which help with GCSE revision. I know for definite, there are Science ones available.
All the best dude
I’ve been watching this anime movie called “Wicked City”. It’s a supernatural thriller and considered an all time classic. It has 3 gorgeous women in it, you have to watch it.
Yes it was okay, I suppose interesting to see modern Muslims but none of them seemed particularly intelligent to me…..sorry. I don’t know, was just expecting them to say something very weighty…..
They are jealous but they don’t realise that if they am spend 2 hours applying make up and God knows what else to their curvy bodies, we will feel attracted to them?
I had karaylay salaan, which ami made, with achar and yoghurt salad. I really enjoyed it actually. When I go back on Monday I will be deprived once more and then VP can cook for me!
I like bhangra and Punjabi music. I also like regular urdu/Hindi music, but among all the desi music I really like Ghazals. Ghulam Ali and Mehdi Hassan are the real deal.
But American music, Britney Spear’s style pop is too fruity and annoying. I like rap and country, although I really like some rock songs, like “Hotel Clifornia” by eagles.
None of the music contributes to me being mean. Music has no bearing on my being honest and truthful, and calling things every once in a while as I see them.
This pic is different. This one was taken recently whilst that other one was taken nearly two years ago hehe! The look similar though. Oh I now remember the comments
Comfortably Numb is all right. It is kind of one of those songs, the people who do drugs here tend to like it a lot. They smoke joints and then listen to Pink Floyd.
I personally do not like the term ‘paindoo’ or terms like ‘freshy’, ‘fob’, ‘p***’…etc. I find them derogotary and in the 21st Century there is no place for them.
Yes people may be slightly ‘backwards’, for want of a better word, but there is no need to label them.
Khansahab
LOL if I don’t sound like a ‘paindoo’, what do I sound like?!
But what I don’t get is, that Punjabis themselves call themselves paindoos. But if someone else calls them, even if that caller is a Punjabi, they get irked by it?
You could say the same for words such as ‘n*****’. Afro-Carribean people can use it amongst themselves and it not considered offensive because they are not saying it in a derogotary manner to one another.
I can’t speak for other Punjabi’s but if anyone called me a paindoo I would be highly offended, even if they were a fellow Punjabi.
I have an old school hairstyle, so I get called like a freshy. I don’t have a complete “British” accent too, so I get called a freshie from that perspective too, for what it’s worth.
I have never heard/used those words and would never retaliate by being offensive back to someone who has caused offence to me. I have never heard my anyone in my family use those words either.
Same applies with swearing. If I get sworn at, I tend not to respond or retaliate.
BF, heres a funny story. There’s this Pathan Family in my community. One day another lady was visiting her while i was there. SHe kept talkin about how shes from Dubai & blah blah. Out of the bloue she says to Aunty, ‘ Pathanon mein suna hai bohat gays hotey hein”. Lol I was like ” im NOT here” hahahaha
I was sure aunty will be really mad at her, but she started laughin hahaha
Typical female face with high (left) and low (right) oestrogen levels
Women with high levels of the sex hormone oestrogen have prettier faces, research suggests.
The findings make evolutionary sense – men are attracted to the most fertile women, the University of St Andrews team told a Royal Society journal.
Oestrogen levels during puberty can impact on appearance by affecting bone growth and skin texture, they said.
But make-up masks this effect, allowing less attractive women to compensate for their lack of natural mating cues.
It makes sense for men to favour feminine fertile women – those that did would have had more babies
Psychologist Miriam Law Smith
The team of psychologists at the University’s Perception Lab photographed 59 young women’s faces aged between 18 and 25 and analysed their sex hormone levels.
They then asked 30 volunteers – 15 male and 15 female – to rate the faces according to attractiveness.
Both male and female volunteers rated the faces of the women with the highest hormone levels as the most attractive.
Feminine features
These faces tended to have classically feminine features, such as larger eyes and lips and smaller noses and jaws.
However, when the women in the photographs were wearing make-up, no relationship between attractiveness and oestrogen was found.
The researchers believe that, while make-up improves facial appearance, it may be masking cues normally seen in the face.
Women are employing a deceptive strategy. They can fool the male visual system with make-up
Dr Tony Little from Liverpool University
Head of the study, Miriam Law Smith, said: “Women are effectively advertising their general fertility with their faces.
“Make-up can improve appearance across the board, but it will obviously help people who are less attractive more.”
For example, eye make-up can be used to make the eyes appear bigger and foundation can make the skin look clearer.
“Our findings could explain why men universally seem to prefer feminine women’s faces.
“In evolutionary terms, it makes sense for men to favour feminine fertile women – those that did would have had more babies,” she added.
Dr Tony Little, a lecturer in the School of Biological Sciences at the University of Liverpool, said: “It’s a very interesting study.
“The findings make sense. There are clear benefits to choosing particular types of female faces. Oestrogen is related to fertility.
“The findings about make-up are also interesting. The implication is that women are employing a deceptive strategy. They can fool the male visual system with make-up.”
He said his studies with co-worker Craig Roberts showed female attractiveness also fluctuated throughout the menstrual cycle, peaking at a woman’s most fertile days.
This is funnny: ‘Hormonal’ women most attractive ... Omer Admani
Omer which Hormonal stage are you talking about? Pre-Hormonal, Intra-Hormonal or Post Hormonal? Tum bucchay ho abhi, apnay Hormones ko nahee samajhtay ho aur you are talking about women Hormonal attraction …. LOL… kya baat hai tumharee…. Dill aye Bellucci pay tou Punjabi aur Sindhi kyaa Cheez hai? Do you know that expression, “Dil aye whatever pay tou Paree kya cheez hai?”
Accha, I know, I know you are quoting the BBC article …. laikin quote kernay say pehlay baat ko samjha kero aur baad may women aur unkay Hormonal stages or attraction ki baat kero
It seems like everyone is writing their true feelings and saying whatever is in their heart and then they are like ending the comments with someone else’s name. This is really baffles me.
Awas …
Welcome back and it is so nice to see you after a long time.
Hope you had GREAT time and well deserved vacation.
we were not back biting or embarrassing you. we were just enjoying ourselves, thanks to you. Please dont feel bad about it. I am sorry if u felt tht way. we were just being silly…
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny’s turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?
I think it can be used for diarrhoea.
Who told you this?
Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ‘take a
Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder’.
LOL at the LS comments, that’s some show of bipolar personalities.
Welcome back Awas, I’m assuming after eating all those protein and fat rich Lahori food you had put a few pounds on
DRC
Yes, there is a weird connection between me and Wasim Akram, we have the same birthday as June 3!
Speaking of avatar, your picture reminds of the movie “The Ring” and “Grudge” . I suppose you added this picture of yours to scare Abdul away, LOL.
@your question, If a girl was to perform in a dance competition in front of other students, would it be a besharam thing to do? No but if you don’t share the video with us that will be a cruel thing to do
I don’t have much appetite but to me gaining weight = losing sight of the muscles on the abdominal area, very frightening sight to me. For men, ideally, the circumference of the widest section of the belly should be 2” less than the boney area just over hip where one put the jean belt on. For example if that boney hip area is 34”, your waist should be 32”.
Khansahab
I’m not done with the emergency projects yet but just getting a break since the draft is under review. Hopefully there won’t be too many changes to make. Btw you are just 21; your metabolism should be as fast as a formula one car!
Abdul
Just so you know Sweetie is single and beautiful as ever. She has a Facebook account too!
Its lunch time and Javed is probably busy making chappatis with rolling his dough, making it flat, and using his weapon chimta to flip LOL.
F.K.R.
I just read all the comments. Come on now and show yourself, you’ve been preaching that you were not the sensitive type but I guess it’s easy to get to you. I hope everything is alright with you.
I was referring to my comment #27 on the main thread…then I have a number of questions to ask you on the art of legspin but only when I know who I am talking to…
In the meantime tell us, if one changes his career to become a ballet dancer, can one become better at bowling a googly?
And little advice
When someone says “Abdul, i m single…” Reading between the lines, I suspect Sweetie’s got the hots 4U. So, just you watch out…they say experienced ones like young guns
Thanks for the link; I wish I could put this Unicorn Deer on my living room wall! Es khoobsorat Deer ko mien moorti bana ker dekhta rahon aor pulkain bhee na chipkaon.
When all you gals will give Abdul his due respect of a man? I think Abdul is losing precious points by not displaying his picture so they gal can decide. DRC thinks he is not even legal to date and Sweetie only date guys with some macho beard on his face. Abdul showing a picture with some shave will turn the ladies on! Copy one like Shahid Afridi not like Mushy btw Awas has a point there!
Munir
I’m having Orange Chicken, the best Chinese food ever! You can ask Javed about the recipe since he spends half of his time in kitchen cooking and washing dishes
I hope you have a poetic side so that I’ll explain my “Ishq-e-Deer” to you. Actually it’s never a one sided love affair. For spiritual reasons, deer find me very attractive so when they see me they sing:
Tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam
Pyar hotta hai dewaana sanam
Ub yahan se kahaan jain hum
Tere bahon mien mur jain hum
In case you are not aware of the American slang Baaji; it’s an African American term which they use for Sugar Mama just like they call hot gals Sista. I hope you’ll get the hidden message Sweetie is trying to convey because she’s shy to be blunt about it.
Do you really take Abdul for a fool…hun!!!…I don’t think he is gonna believe in the last three words you said…hes a wizard It is all very clear to Theo, Abdul and I…
Good Moaning Guys: Especially Theo who is moaning for nutting
Errrmmm I woke up so late today and had my late, late Paratha breakfast and having my tea, you may call it brunch or whatever because some people live all their life on Tuna Sandwich and kill Deers in retaliation and throw them away because they cannot do anything with it
Sweetie, yeah you are not the only one who hate me, you have joined the crowd
Awas : LOL @ your good one, tell us something more about Vatan-e-Aziz.
This pic was taken at a party where we had all cooked and got together at uni. I was asked to serve everyone food and that is what I was doing in the pic.
Just because you have live Theo, does not mean everyone else has them
Last week I was playing club cricket at my county and the team that came from Surrey were talkin about a budding Pakistani born legspinner called abdul that he is a real talent and he is Mushy’s protege and he is a great u-19 bowler, upon asking his full name they said it is abdul hissan? abdul is that you?
@ I was asked to serve everyone food and that is what I was doing in the pic
Ewwwww!!!! With exposing your hair like that and probably shaking them I know what kind of food you were serving! Didn’t they complain about too much dark cumin in the food? LOL.
Javed, since you have arrived to entertain the crowd, I’m leaving for the day. I have to steal your Mehbooba so you won’t brag about Chai Paratha anymore. Btw who on this blog can make good Chai Paratha? (I hope not Abdul)
Wow DRC, I see a big change in you. You don’t get offended anymore by silly comments and thats something to brag about. Abdul should take a hint here!!
Ps.
In other words DRC is becoming a good “batsman” she knows how to hook a bouncer!
Hot and spicy !
Sweetie & Farrah
What would be your 3 good traits and 3 bad traits? Be honest please!
My three good traits are:
Compassionate,Responsible,Hardworking(home,life,work)
Bad traits:
Independent,Impulsive and moody.
Farrah
Why do you think being independent is a bad trait? I would never compromise on it!
I do not like this pizza pic ,it makes me feel like ordering one.
And cooking elaborately,since I live alone I often do get away with less cooking.
More fruits and veg,yougerts.
I love left over salaans.
Abdul
You hungry Bud? I don’t like Italian and anything with cheese. They taste like soap
Independent is a bad trait for me,I cannot wait for other people to do things for me.
Most of the things I do know how to do,so I end up doing myself.
People get used to it ,oh yes !she can do it.
People do not realise I can be tired as well.
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Particularly I have realised after breakup,women who say they cannot change bulb,cannot manage grocery on their own,do not understand credit and debit are the ones who are looked after most.Everything is being done for them ,everyone is sympathetic towards them.
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None the less I cannot change myself.Splitting up does affect us.I feel I was the responsible one in this marriage and fooled big time.
Well Theo Good Traits are:
Friendly ,Strong minded and balanced personality
bad traits are:
love guns;married to a goree;and spends all his time on computer ,fishing and hunting.
Sweetie
Mien ne tumhari jooti ka size nahin poocha jo mujhe side mien bula rahe ho. Mien koi pagal hon kia jo side mien aawon aor upne baalon se haath dho bethon
Omar is ready to come in side mien
Sweetie Good traits are:
Bold,beautiful and daring
Bad traits are:
none actually or at least I am not aware
Khan sahab good traits:
friendly,analytical,mature
Bad:
Everything shapped like mellons seems like women
instead of following road signs follows girls cars
his car is always steamed up
Farrah
Marriage is supposed to be based on love so who cares if one is goree, kaali, peeli, or neeli. If any desi girl has shown me the kind of affection she has shown, I’ll be all hers.
Btw I just use computer at work! I’m too outgoing to sit on computer all day.
I undersatnd why you think being independent could be bad but I still think it’s a good trait.
Thanks Theo
for appeciating my independance.
My remark married to goree was not as a criticism ,one should marry the one ,ones feel like.
I said that in a good humour way ,Hamara handsome THEO guree nai Chora leya !!as a joke.
My step sisters are married to gora people so absolutely no,I am not narrow minded.
Farrah loll @ BF & him thinking of mellons hahahaha
Theo, ure comment “If any desi girl has shown me the kind of affection she has shown, I’ll be all hers.”, my dear, ill be all hers ka kia mutlabhei? pitna hai kia begum se dosri laa kar? hahaha, shouldve said i wouldve “.
Theo ,Sweetie ,Khansahab everyone whoever is reading ;do this with me
Write down your favourite animal
three reasons why you like it.
Once I get the answers I will explain one by one.
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Theo what are your good traits and bad?
My bad traits … Im an emotional wreck. Im very bold, but not strong, im honest, but ppl hate my guts, when i love someone, its unconditional & endless & thats why i get screwed! ( not literally Lol)
Farrah, dont think of it (independence) as a bad trait. Im like that. Ive hooked up the washer, dryer, refrigerator water line, cabinet knobs, chandeliers, fans & lights in my house all by myself. Yeh, im a handy woman. lol When ure married to a wuss, i guess u end up doin everything ureself.
Farrah, i love cats, fishies & birdies. hehe
Sweetie
Oops
Yes it should have been “I would”
You’ve been modest by just showing your bad side but I think your good traits would be; you’re honest, you speak your mind, and humble
Farrah
My favorite animal is Deer
I like deer because it has pretty eyes
I like deer because it has pretty smile
I like deer because I like in my stomach
My good traits are:
I’m the best cook around (is putting tea bags in hot water cooking?), I find hunting and fishing romantic and deer sexy, and I casually smoke
My bad traits are:
I can’t smoke Marijuana anymore, I did not hunt big cats yet, and I still believe in God
Ladies, gotta go for lunch and will catch you guys in an hour
Sweetie
@16 Fantastic .:)
You are a star woman and Phenomenon as well.I am like you,Handy woman.lol
I am going home now catchup within an hour or so.
Sweetie intersting comments
and I do not agree with your bad points.It was the bad man you inevested into.
Finally I have resolved the mystry of Muneer:)
*Hug* Theo & Farrah.. Thanks guys
Theo, u make tea not cook it, so no ure not a cook. I love how u describe ure love for deers hehehe if i were a deer i`d fall in love with u! HAHA
hehe Farrah, it wasnt me who chose him.. theres only one good thing about arranged marriages, u can always blame ure parents hehee
I hate only one animal, MUNEER ! HAHAHA
A man advertised to sell his TALKING DOG for $10 only. And no one paid attention to that ad. Only one, man took it seriously and called that number, took the address and went to see the dog. The man opened the door and asked him to come in, the prospective buyer asked him, where is the dog? The man pointed out to a corner where a dog was lying on a rag. The buyer approached him and asked the dog, do you really talk?
The dog replied, what do you want to know? The buyer was shocked to hear the dog talking. He then asked questions as to how he could talk? The dog took a yawn, stretched a bit and started telling him the story about how the scientists worked on a special project and created a dog who can listen, understand and even talk like humans and said, I was used for spying and I went on missions like Iraq, Afghanistan etc., and did a great job for the country but, somehow felt it was inhumane or indogly to do such a thing i.e., to kill innocent people and when he came home, he ran away and is hiding in this man’s house.
The man was reading a newspaper so, the buyer went to him and said, the dog is worth much more than your asking price, why are you selling him so cheap? The man replied, “he never went to Afghanistan or Iraq, he is a bloody liar, he was born here in this house and has been talking all this bullshit for the last ten years and I am fed up with his stories so I am selling this MF dog for $10.
Sweetie, does your animal talk? May be you should lower the price tag. Or, offer to give some extra money if someone takes him along!
LOl Javed, first of all hes not my animal , he belongs to his mommy & daddy! Hes free & comes with a special, all in one free package, mom & dad are also free LOL
Goya kay Khandani Kutta hai? Yae bhee ek bari baat hai. It is an added feature, aaj kal kay zamanay may Khandani log nahee miltay aur agar khandani kuttay mill jayen tou its a rarity, he is a gem of a gem.
Btw, where is the punter? Has he has gone for his tuna sandwich outing? Dubbay may Dubba Dubbay May Tuna……. vohi purana gana, yae hota hai na jab ziyada hukam chalo tou tinned food hee milayga khanay ko. Agar koi desan hoti Mehbooba jaisi tou Parathay bana ker deti lunch per. Naseeb may jis kay jo likha hai…….
Javed LOLLL@ khandanee HAHAHA u got that one right!
Btw, mai yae kya purr reha hoon?
Line lagao
Tikas katao
Side pay aao?
Kis kis ko side per ker rehi ho yaar?
kisi ko nai, besides, when did i ever say line lagao, tikas lagao (what does that mean?)?
khansahab & co.
pas-e-parda ho tou pesh-e-parda ho jao
Bhai mai burqay ya niqaab ki baat nahee ker reha hoon, I am talking about coming on to the V-talk page. In a while I should be going for Jummah. Bus, Jummay ko Jummah purh lay ta hoon takay aaqabat sudhree rehay….
Jummay Ko Taoba Kee
Baaqi hafta Masti Kee
Papee kay Papee rehay
Hath say Junnat bhee na gayee
Btw, by Jannat I don’t mean Paradise
Jay Leno. Bristol, daughter of Sarah Palen, said during an interview, ” A yr ago i never wouldve thought that i would become a mom, or my mom wouldve been chosen as a Vice presidential candidate”.
Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions. lol
tum bhee tube light ho gayeen! Sohbat ka asar hai sense of humour ghayeb ho gaya sirf sense of tivty reh gaya!
Thats a Billo day Gurr reference
Kinnay Kinnay Jana Billo day Gurr
Line lagao, Tikas (ticket) Katao, Gel lagao whatever Katao..
Javed , not my fault u said it wrong, u shouldve said, tikaat katao laen banao lol
Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions. lol LOL ahahahahahaa
Did you see that Jon Stewart show a few weeks ago? He was talking to some guy who said, CNN’s Larry King in one of his shows said, “After seeing Obama as the first black President, my SEVEN years old son said, I wanna be black.”
Jon Stewart replied, “Its not odd or weird that his seven years old son wants to become a black, but its odd and weird that Larry King has a SEVEN year old son?”
Nai, hum tou tikass hee kehenge like toose pate, teski, (taxi) aiksutra, aiksutra
lol thats true! i didnt know he had a 7 yr old. I found the fact that Donald trumph has a 2 yr old son was weird.
Do u watch bill maher? I love the guy!
How many guys you love?
And you hate only one! No, I don’t watch his show. Donald Trumph looks weird to me with his stupid hairstyle and arrogant looks. He can be a billionaire but, he can’t buy the looks of an educated man with finesse and grace glowing on his face, he looks like a dimwit dolt.
one cant buy grace & finesse wit money, but a PROPER HAIR CUT?? lol i wonder why he cant get tat
You guys were talking about traits, good, bad and the ugly or, woteva! Everyone have them. I would like to say one thing. Taali ek hath say nahee bajtee.
Like our blogger Wasim repeatedly says: “It takes two to tangle.” Perhaps he never saw the movie Last Tango in Paris. Or, never came close to a woman to tango avec her.
Sweetie that is a blond WIG and thats because he wants to compete with dumb blondes.
Its time to have a date with the Mullah
I have to be prepared to listen to the same old story that baddies will be burnt in hell 70,000 times !!! What is the significance of that number? Either God has no other thing to do or, the Mullah ki daor masjid tak, he cannot count more than 70,000? I have asked him several times to talk about His Mercies, His Glories and His Blessings and His Greatness and His Virtues more and more, and not scare people by talking about Hell Fire and that too about human BBQ. Lekin aqal kay pittu hotay hain chund log, to kya keray koi?
Take care guys C ya laters.s.
the fact that Donald trumph has a 2 yr old son was weird.
Jaatay Jaatay………. or Chaltay Chaltay……
Buchpan ki Shaadi = Maa Baap ki Khushi
Jawani ki Shaadi = Apni Khushi
Budhapay ki Shaadi = Mohallay Walaon ki Khushi
Who wants to live in Trumph Tower?
Javed, it’s” It takes two to Tango, not tangle”. hehe
Donald acts like he does because he needs to be in the media and sell himself. Donald itself is a brand name and people just love the way he acts, so he acts even more funny to make himself more and more sellable. What I have noticed is, Americans need heroes here that they can look upto, and they create some funny ones. If you think Donald sells, just look at Oprah. She sells even better.
Sweetie,
Bill Maher is the liberal equivalent of “fox news”. Who is that person on fox news that everyone finds funny, Bill Maher is the same thing in a liberal sense.
Sweetie
if I were a deer i`d fall in love with u! HAHA
And that love will become legend when I’d shoot you right in your heart/lung/liver area to make steaks of you!
Don’t worry, in your loving memory I’d stuff you
Javed
Have you seen Trump’s mistresses? I want to be his neighbor
Ok Theo !
On your choice of deer and reasons you gave me
it explains why you like Natalie Portman and can imagine your wife,just delicate like a flower picked off ,you admire beauty and all things delicate particularly you would like to see these qualities in your other half.
You would like to hunt itand eat it shows practical side you want a partner who can help you as well in the practicality of life.
You are a very practical man and live with realities.Your women would never sleep hungry.
Sweetie on cat ,fishes and birdies,
You want complete life, strongly independent person,very social,warm and friendly.
You like to live with people ,peacefully.
at present I think you are not sure what you want from other half or what sort.Maybe you have not given it enough thought yet.
You would definitely like to be with someone who provides you security and pride.
You like organised,simple and straight life.
definitely loads of love and warmth.
While attached you like to be independent as well.
You like huge circle of friends and family as long as they are there just to listen and appreciate you,you do not like them to interfere into your life.
I hope it is good!!
come on Omer and Khansahab
give me your favourite animals and reasons:
Theo k bachay!! shoot me & ill stuff u instead ! lol
VP, DRC, where r u guys??
Farrah
I dont like any animal…
what do u have to say abt me? i find birds ok but everything else scares me (even bird when they fly close to your face)
Farrah, no one likes interference. Yes i love my family & friends, & want them around, but i keep my distance as well. I respect other ppl’s privacy & i appreciate others do the same for me.
Farrah, i dont discuss many things with my family, but im a very good listener.
Farrah
You’re deeper than I thought, you’re making me scared! The one thing I hate when people can read me
You’re absolutely right that I find beauty all around. When I look at the amazing colors of marine life I say to myself God must be a brilliant artist (I get like that when I’m high).
Yes, when there will be chaos all around the world, only hunters will be able to put meat on the dinner table Javed will be like, “Theossa, please send me deer meat so I can cook my Biryani”. And his Mehbooba will be sending me Parathay for meat exchange
Theo
ur new get up is like somebody from Pakistani army
Theo, Javed will never let go of his mehbooba! hehe
Vanilla iPod
If you don’t mind, I can psychoanalyze you.
You don’t like animals because they stink and you like birds because they don’t (except for Murghi, maybe). You don’t like birds close to you because when you were little, birds had their droppings on your head.
How was that?
Lol Theo
No, i didnt mind your psychoanalysis
Lol!! thank God! i hav never had bird droppings on my head, if i had i would prolly be dead by now due to emotional trauma
(but the idea is very funny)
LOL iPod, yeah I tried my good old desi hair style after a long time. It’s a hunter’s apparel btw
Sweetie
Array murna to eik din sub ko hai, agar mien ne tumhain maar ker tumhare steak banadiye to kia howa, mujh gharib ka pait bhur jaiga.
Theo, tumharey deer kafee nahi hein kia? lol
Vanilla
Good to see you!I was just missing you.
You are lost within yourself or enclosed within.
You think a lot definitely.The way things are around you ,You have accepted them ,you are not going to put any effort into changing things.You have resigned or accepted the life ,the way it is.
If you are still single you do not have any clear picture of what sort of person you would like to be with.
If you are hooked ,you are fine with it.
You would like to travel.Life is still a mystry and you are in no hurry to unlock it.
let us see how is this?
iPod
Where are your 3 good and 3 bad traits? Farrah is good at analyzing people, she’ll give her own opinion about your traits.
Come on vent it & be honest.
Thanks Theo & Sweetie good to know you people more:)
Farrah
thats very good
my personality seems like that of a boring person lol!
Sweetie
Uchcha to phir mujhe upne Bakre ka pata do.
my good traits have become my bad traits
im too generous and soft hearted and that is my biggest weakness. oh and yeh i am responsible which means ppl count on me to do things right
Theo
u can kill my neighbour’s blood thirsty dog. it is mad and will bark if it sees you from a good mile
Theo, i dont have a bakra, ex kuta, sure! i can tell u where he is! HHAHA
iPod
im too generous and soft hearted and that is my biggest weakness
You know I’ve been thinking about asking you for money as the U.S. economy going down the ditch. You can email me your credit card number; wire transfer would work fine too.
You’re not gonna say NO, right? I can count on you just like other people?
lol, if only i had money i would give it away like tht
iPod & Sweetie
I have Korean friends, and that dog will bark the last time when he meets me
Vanilla
I like you .I am sort of passive as well in mystical sense .
Not boring at all.Nothing happens in my life ,I mean anything exciting by other people’s standards ,but I like it this way,peaceful and time for myself.
Theo :Where are your 3 good and 3 bad traits?How do you see yourself?
VP,
You need to visit New York them. Ahem not because of me
Apparently there was this person who was handing out 50- 5000 dollars to anyone who would join the que. Depending on the need of the person, he’d then give between 50-5000 dollars. Either that is solid philanthropy or fed printing and distributing money.
I’m go, went, gone for the day. Have a nice weekend guys.
P.S. Javed Jumma Khan wuzzu ker ke aata he hogga
Omer
maybe tht message was for Theo rather than me? he needs the money
@ have Korean friends, and that dog will bark the last time when he meets me
Meet Mr.Bond ,Theo Bond
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I am ready to provide you a list there are plenty I would like me and my friends to get rid off,lol
Ha hai mughai pata hi nahein tha ,Theo itnai kaam ka hai.Theo kitnai parathoun main kaam hou jaiga?
Kaam pakka kurna hai
Uskee Jack D.. ki party aur tamum lafangai friends must know how to quit a wife.
Sweetie I do not agree with your bad traits:
You are a strong woman.People do not hate your guts ,they are jealeous why they cannot be like you.
On love give it to the ones who ask it!!
You are not emotional rut,everything makes perfect sense around you.
The situations around you are difficult but you are not giving even an inch to anyone.
This needs a lot of strength.You are fighting against a system .Mostly woman cannot do that.
I would say ,I am poud to know a strong minded woman who refused to put up with bully .
You deserve better you are worth it.
Never mind idiots they do happen to be in the world.They are the loosers.
Madam VP
I hate to respond back,fight,yell and mostly try to ignore things untill they become real monsters.
Reason I want to be always good.
We can never please people .You must start writing morning pages it is excellent .
Write whatever you want to.Like what you are going to cook.How you plan your day?
How you see people?
Aww thanks Farrah. Theo was right!
Farrah
thanks! i agree with Sweetie and Theo, u are very good. U see, people like Farrah and Sweetie are very difficult to find. lets promise guys, we will always be friends and nuthing will change tht.
im so happy to be on this blog, Farrah, Sweetie, DRC, Javed, Theo, Awas, u guys are great! cant give my verdict on the rest, cos dont know them tht much
Sweetie !!
You are welcome dear.
I have huge hopes for you!You are a surviver and you will overcome all obstacles.
Vanilla!!
lets promise guys, we will always be friends and nuthing will change tht.
How sweet of you??like minded people and friends are the most important people .
They never judge you.
Very kind and truely affectionate .
Agreed VP & Farrah. *Hugs**
Oh Yes!
I like Khansahab !
He is truely my favourite.Very honest ,responsible person and as said earlier mature as well.
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Khansahab by the way your bad points I have written to tease you.
Do not take them in negative way.I just think young boys are like that .I would be disappointed if you are not.
Javed, it’s” It takes two to Tango, not tangle”. hehe Sweetie
Sweetie, read my comments once again, my sarcasm was on Wasim who always writes it takes two to tangle. And, that is why I wrote, perhaps he has not seen the movie Last Tango in Paris and highlighted the word Tango. tsk, tsk, tsk kya ho gaya tumhay!
Javed will be like, “Theossa, please send me deer meat so I can cook my Biryani”.
Theo kay putthay
Deer meat is not suitable for Biryani, its good for kebab’s and roast only. Tin ki Tuna khao ge tou Biryani ka tum ko kya pata? Like Munir says, bander adrak ka maza kya jaanay? 
Sweetie says: “Theo, Javed will never let go of his mehbooba! hehe
Sweetie, how can you be so sure? Apna tou yae usool hai.
“Koi Haseena jab parathay banati hay tou aur bhee haseen ho jaati hai”
VP & Sweetie, fools seldom disagree !
The last time I was in Pakistan, on a truck it was written:
Aqal hai tou rona-e-rona
Aqal nai tou kuch nai.
Contentment bhee kya cheez hai! Aur,
Emotions bhee kya cheez hai, jo logic nahee samajhtay!
Javed, I read ure comment & i know u were mentioning wat Wasim said, Hes a racist moron! (he’s gone into hiding after all the biztee hehe).
She’s Mehbooba, not haseena lol & u letting go ure parathey… not happening!!
Javed, if u believe in ” fools seldom disagree” then u should agree too! LOLLLL
I can let her go, if a haseena makes parathay for me!
btw, jisko racist moron keh rehi ho wo chupkay chupkay blog parhta hai, like chor chori say jaye haira phairy say na jai.
Javed, if u believe in ” fools seldom disagree” then u should agree too!
I don’t agree with that, I have only quoted that expression, to agree or not to agree is your problem
Sweetie
did Javed just call us fools? but why? :-S
whats going on…je ne sais pas…or…je n’ai pas compris
lol Like im scared of him!
Wasim, we miss u! HAHAHA
He did, & tats why i told him that he should agree wit us too, else it will be an acception lol
Maitenant tu faites! hehe
I have 8 weeks left of my uni life, then exams. I am so busy with essays and trying to keep up to date with all notes. Thus no more wasting time
On top of that, have to learn the national anthem before graduation in the Summer.
Today I went to a friend’s graduation and I knew the firs line and the last line and nothing in between
Safe to say I got a few funny looks
Sweetie
Thanks for Hugs and loads of them back to you and VP.
Teen Duppatta Badal Sahailyaan woh bhee legslip pai.
Kiya baat hai.
Come on Woman !!We must rule
Vanilla
Mughai bilkul French nahein aati agar yeah French hai:
je ne sais pas…or…je n’ai pas compris
Farsi words I know:Guftum Shuneedum
French:Bon Jour
Pushto:Sa noum sarai (learnt @ 12) I hope its right
One word from Spanish :which I cannot share
He called us fools cuz we agreed upon staying friends!
Sweetie
What is foolish in being friends though!!
Theo
Sorry !I missed second half of your post regarding your Good and Bad
That is very nuetral ,while we have been honest.
It is so unfair.
I know chupsha in pushto lol
Yes that was french, i dont know & i do not understand.
DRC,
What, you are graduating in 8 weeks?
That calls for celebration!
Essays suck. Once you get the introduction done, you have written half the essay. It is all about the theme. Some people suggest to write the body of the essay first, and then define the theme and write the introduction and conclusion. Apparently that is how you don’t get stuck with a theme and find half-way down te essay there is not much in it.
Anyway this is the advice that I never followed in my recent exam. In fact the essay part and English part I completely omitted from my practice. It took me a week to memorize 100 words when I had to memorize 3000. What a waste of time, I just spent the last, one week doing math then!
The initial part in the exam was essay. I didn’t feel like wasting my concentration, scratching my head over it, as that could have hampered my alertness in the verbal or the math sections. I just wrote my own story. The essay was a discussion on something to the effect,
“Individualism is all good but conformity is what pays economically for an individual”.
The same individual versus society crap in an economic context.
Then the second essay was to analyze an argument they had given. I didn’t practice that at all (ahem of course), but I gave it a good rip. Opened it, as a matter of habbit, apart.
I am off people!good night
Good nite Farrah.
Omer, I HATED writing essays. uffffffff
Omer
Yes inshallah will be graduating in July. Exams and essay deadlines are from now till end of May. I have 6 essays and 3 exams to prep for.
I have realised I always do enough to do ok. I am sick of being mediocre, so now I want to excel and do the best I ever can. I do not want to look back and think I could have done better. My whole future depends on the next few months.
I don’t mind essays. It is just the research part which I do not like. It can take weeks to find the relevant information. I do not like exams though. I always run out of time and get very anxious and panicky before them.
I hope your exam went well. I am sure you did as you come as very intelligent. What are you studying?
When I graduate, the whole world will know. I just hope I get the degree classification I want
DRC,
My exam went gr8. I scored a perfect 800 in math, 560 in English. This is like MIT’s average of admitted students so I am more than happy at the thought
The only thing is a school like MIT would never take me because of my undergrad transcripts and I don’t fit in with the nerds anyway. I went to Boston and where else would you find nerds with thick glasses dancing in mathematical motion in a club.
In standardized exams I see an opportunity to undo whatever bumming, drinking, and generally, wasting of time I have done thru the undergrad courses. That is why I was so happy with passing the first few actuarial exams as well, as my major GPA in math was ordniary (so was my overall gpa). Anyway, I want to do financial engineering for grad studies now as Insurance is boring.
But I love exams
The professors give homeworks and when you don’t go to classes, you don’t know what the homeworks are. And when they start grading them (as they sometimes do in math), everything kind of falls apart.
You are sick of being mediocre? =)
You don’t probably try and there is a right time for everything. Never consider anything as bygone because standardized tests always exist
Yeah, research sucks. But there is a fine line between doing all the research and showing that you have done the reseach. I’d usually find books and articles (for the English, Philosophy, and history courses), and then read a page from each, make sure to quote from the pages, and somehow whatever I found to tie it with the theme. Everything is an argument, and an argument is always about finding “logical connections” so with enough thought you could logically connect anything with anything and make it relevant to the theme.
Anyway, good luck =)
i remember writing essays for my undergraduate degree and preparing for my exams. and then i remember getting stressed during my postgrad degree it will all be over soon DRC
but do take good relaxing small breaks during revision and essay writing
Omer, u commented “Everything is an argument, and an argument is always about finding “logical connections”. Exactly why i call u JHAKKI! lollll
Sweetie, bucchay nay pehli baar kuch aqal ki baat ki and you are still pulling his leg?
Omer above somewhere (today) I wrote about emotions, kay emotions bhee kya cheez hain logic nahee samajhtay. So, arguments ka koi faida nahee if there is only logic and no emotions. 
Ms Raja
Thanks for the praises.
Khansahab
Lagta hai dhoop main chaand nikle aaya hai.Kahan hain aap janab?
I hope you are fine and Exames went well.
Omer is no bacha, hes only akal ka kacha hehe
Are any of u girls fans of Atif Aslam. I like the songs he sings but people are widely divided on him as a person.
VP what did u do degree in. And omer seems like 18 years old to me as he still goes school ! Congratulations on your marks Omer !
Sweetie,
I am a jhakki
Did I ever dispute that?
Abdul
I like Atif Aslam’s music but i dont like the way he sings, i find him baysura
i went to his concert last year, it was good fun
VP
Thank you for the encouragement. It is scary and exciting at the time. At the moment, maybe more scary than exciting.:(
Omer
The American degree structure is far more flexible than the British one. No such standardised tests either.
Congratulations on the good results!
I am hungry eeeek!
I don’t know if I mentioned or not, but I went to see ‘He’s just no that into you’ and it was ok. I thought the reviews and the preamble was overhyped thus it did not meet my expectations.
A chick flick nevertheless and to be fair it was funny in parts. Scarlett Johansson was pointless. She played a two-bit wannabe songstress homewrecker
In duration stakes it could give an avergae Bollywood film a run for its money as it went on for 2 and a half hours.
Vanilla I love Atif Aslam music hum kis galee ja rahain hain
Dimple :To enjoy something like he is not into you
one has to be married and divorced
did you watch:PS I love you
DRC
I saw Wanted today, thought it was pretty good. I’ve got 2 old DVD’s with me which I need to see, was looking for spare time when I could watch them- Street Kings and Braveheart. There’s one more called The Big Lebowski actually.
BF, U havent seen braveheart? uffffffffff U MUSTTTT!!
its a lovely movie
GF
Yeah I remember as a kid, there was so much hullaboo about Braveheart. Back then a movie like that could not appeal to me.
I was really looking forward to watch Wanted after my exams- I got the chance today and I thought I’ll give it a go. It was well worth it, it’s one of those rare movies that seem rubbish for most part but then leave you spellbound towards the end. Usually it’s the other way round, a movie looks good for the first 30 minutes and then becomes boring or stupid, but this was the opposite.
Farrah
LOL I don’t even think you have to have experienced marriage or divorce to appreciate such a film. The film did reinforce a few ideas though like women think and sometimes act dependent upon men yet we forget how strong we are and can cope without them.
It also made me realise what is the point of forcing something to happen or running after something constantly; love,marriage,children etc will all happen when the time is right and I like this approach. Most of my friends are have boyfriends, are engaged, married or have children and I don’t feel like I am lacking something something just because I do not have any of these additional add-ons.
I have watched PS I Love You, it was good however, the book was much much more better. The film did not do it justice in my opinion.
Khansahab
How are you feeling now?
I have heard of the Big Lebowski. Not watched it mind you. I have however watched Braveheart. It was ok. It is always on TV periodically, so always manage to get bits here and there of it.
Do you find Scarlett Johansson attractive? I know Awas does but I want your opinion.
Man I really need to proof read. Doh!!!
DRC
There’s something wrong with me because I don’t find either Scarlett J or Angelina Jolie attractive. Sometimes Jolie’s lips look finer and she looks OK, but I don’t like the thick lips on her. God forbid, I find Johansson repulsive rather than attractive.
Usually guys here like “exotic” features in that, they like features of people like Johansson, Jessica Alba etc. They are unconventional looking- either thick lips, podgy nose etc.
For that reason I don’t tend to find any black or Chinese ladies attractive. Many guys do, it’s a personal opinion that lies with the beholder I guess. I find Neha Dhupia very attractive but she is not considered to be a “conventional beauty”, so there you go.
I’m feeling better thanks. The temperature and shivering has gone, but I still have the bad throat and feeling of sickness. I suspect it will go in a few days.
I payed close attention to Scarlett in ‘he’s just not that into you’ and found her very man-ish looking to be fair. I also did not find her acting of much substance. All she did was peel her clothes off a few times.
Glad to hear you are better. Think you need to get properly checked out by the doctor. Will talk to you more about it soon and give you a telling off for not looking after yourself
Hmm Poor BF! i wouldve hugged u if u werent my ex & ofcourse not pass on ure germs. But i hope u get well soon
DRC,
The problem with such a flexible structure is that there are some professors who don’t believe in giving As while others give As if you just ask them.
All the Pakistani people in my school had made groups and they knew which professors would simply hand As. They wouldn’t do 1 course with them, they would simply take all the minor or major courses with that 1 professor. There was this political science professor, apparently if you told him you had some problem– any fictitious one– he would start getting a heart attack and simply writes A in the register.
I have friends who have missed all classes, taken no exams, and yet been handed As. I know others who scored Cs and requested professors to give As and they got them. This is the problem when they keep things so flexible, there are multiple standards set for the classes you take, the professors you take, and so on. It is totally unfair. The exams should be all departmental or standardized.
I know some people who have GPA in the 3.8 region, are honors students, yet have absolutely no capacity to think and don’t know much at all. So, what was the point of schooling, to assort files at Ernst and Young?
DRC,
And you can imagine, the whole Pakistani dispora at my College had a minor in political science because of that 1 professor. None actually knew anything about political science, but had As in all the relevant courses. The same thing was happening in the math courses. The unfortunate part of this all is that, when you apply for grad school or jobs, GPA counts.
Sweetie @128
just a teenage autograph
kisses are germs
germs are hated
but if you kiss me
i will be vaccinated
Farrah, i am no teenager hehe
neither am i but once upon a time
Lol @ Farrah’s teenage autograph
thank god, system in England is fair. the teachers are really helpful if u ask them for help and the grading system is fair and good. everything is in accordance with rules and regulations, for e.g. if u r ill, u need to hand in medical certificate and u r given another chance. If u r a bad student, naturally u get done for it even though support is available so i think it comes down to the individual in the end, if u want to study u will do good otherwise just struggle.
Omer
That is a wholly unfair practice. Here we hear of nothing of the sort and if such practices are in place they cannot extend to the determination of results. At our University (I cannot speak for other institutions) each exam paper only asks for studen number, module number, module name and date of examinaton paper. On the right hand corner of the examination paper there is this self-adhesive tab, on which you have to write your name and provide your signature. After doing this the tab is folded over and is stuck down so that the name is not visible. Examiners are not allowed to undo this until the time comes to publish marks. For essays, again, it is anonymous. The essay is submitted with a declaration form which consists of module number, module title and word count. For essays we are provided with barcodes to place on the essay in order for admin staff to pick up those students who have not submitted essays for modules upon which they are enrolled.
It is sad to know at such a high standard there are such discrepancies. If such favouritism is in place then there is no way of differentiating between sub-standard students and brilliant students.
Like VP says, everything is in relation to rules and regulations here.
It is even more unfair as the UK is also tapping into the US graduate pool and offering better jobs within the health, legal and Governmental sectors (to name but a few) to them than to UK graduates.
Man…I should have to the US to study
Hmmm
DRC
At LPC level, we don’t even have to write our name or module no anywhere. All we put down is our Student ID no, and results get published according to that number.
Vanilla
Sometimes I feel quite stupid I do not see anything changed ,only I do not like to see mirror that often as I used to during my teen age rest is same
gone*
I suppose that is even better to hear Khansahab.
And I don’t like the chacha ji who lectures in Islamic law
DRC, why’d u remove ure pretty pic? Cuz Omer Jhaki called u gulab jamun? Hes a habshee halwa himself lol (omer u know i m kidding!!)
Sweetie
Yeah
That was it!
I quite like habshee halwa though but not Omer because he is mean to me
DRC, ignore Omer Jahki, Hes a jhaki after all. U cannot reason with a child, a retard & Omer! LOL
Farrah
i think its ok tht u dont see things changed. people have different ways of seeing things, life etc. U should keep ur spirits high…wait a min, thts not the optimistic Farrah we know..
Sweetie
lol @ your comment 142
DRC
hun jhaki wasnt being mean to u, he was just joking and it wasnt a bad thing to say, gulab jamans are nice (most ppl like them, he may be one of them)
hey! i like habshee halwa too MULTAN KA HABSHEE HALWAA
Sweetie and VP
Omer is a geek
Na it is ok. I took my pic down because Abdul was kind of scaring me too.
I like barfi, gulab jaman and habshi halwa but right now I am making do with ice cream
Sweetie hehehe
It’s all good. You three are still brightening the place up
and doing a better job than I was doing 
DRC
i like coconut wali mithai, which is usually pink or green
and barfi, qala qand, cham cham, habshee halwa. My dad the other day got balu shai from Ambalas, im not really a fan of balu shai but its ok to hav it once in a while
DRC
hun i cant believe u got scared of Abdul! aww dont be, lols. it was a very nice pic, hope u put it back on soon
DRC
You got scared of Abdul?
What a scaredy cat you are!!
I mean fine, you should be scared of Omer because he knows how to stamp his authority, but Abdul is an honest, true lover and all he wants to do is to take you out to dinner! And he is a baby!
mind u, a baby too tall in height
My mum loves shakaar parey. Whenever we are in London, we always buy them for mum. Balu shai is nice, my dad likes that.
I am not a big mithai fan but I like the three I mentioned.
Hehehe it is all good. I don’ really like my face staring back at me plus you guys now know I look like a human
Haha Khansahab not to mention he makes me feel like a peado
Khansahab I am a scaredy cat
DRC,
Huh I am a geek?
Maybe I am not suave (if that is what you mean) but for God’s sake I barely read books. Besides, anything related to computer is quite alien to me and I am more in the Javed Khan category than the typical computer nerd category. Also, neither do I have a picturisque memory like Chinese people.
Sweetie,
What is a habshee halwa. I have heard the name and quite likely tried it, but just can’t recall what it exactly is.
I really like kheer mohans, in fact I just love anything with Malai (In fact I can eat a kilo of raw khoya!). Another reason why Hyderabad could be the number 1 international city of love: Because they have the best malai, and Malai makes you strong
I hate mithai. The only one i can have is small gulab jamuns.
DRC , VP is right about omer calling u Gulab jamun, Theyre sweet, soft & warm. hehe
Omer what is a JAVED KHAN category? Is it some kinda benchmark that you have set for yourself or you alienating me?
Habsha = Ethiopia (the origin of that Halawa is from Ethiopia
Habashi Halawa is brownish, grainy, sticky and of course it is yummy. I like it too.
Ps.
Which Hyderabad are you talking about? Hyderabad A.P. the land of Bagharay Baingan or, Hyderabad Sindh, the land of Palla Machi?
I love Malai with Guava Jelly and Paratha and or, on a toast with guava jelly.
I hate NETHING hyderabadi!! nako nako waley lol
Sweetie you have a Muneeiarre Reasons to hate ‘em, but that doesn’t mean all nukko walay are bad, my “nay-kast-door” neighbour HyderBaddy Haunty is so nice, soft spoken and generous and all her family is like that, they always take care of us. I would vouch for them as nice people because they keep sending some nice food every now and then
Btw, Sweetie, you hate mithai, you hate meat, beef and you hate Hyderabadis and you Muneer so, what is left that you don’t hate?
Lemme see… i never said i hated beef, or meat. I said i hate Mutton & i dont like seafood. I hate muneer & ne thing hyderabadi (thanks to muneer) lol I hate mithai too
IS that the same neighbor who saw LS?
DRC,I am deepest apealogies for scaring u. I apealoligise/muji maff karr li jo. But I aslo like the songs “love mira hito” and “marjani” from Billu Barber now that I’ve seen the film. I liked the way they deamonstrated re-unity and the poppularity of srk. It can be classified as a commedy with some amusing moments but preffered Rab Ne Bana De Jodi. How about u ?
Anyway I have a deep feeling inside that u hate me ! Please admitt if done as I’m an honest person just tyring to create a conversation of sinserty and love.
itnee methaiyan ;is any body getting engaged,married ,childbirth….
or Sweetie and I are celebrating or Singlehood;
by the way
SHADDEE NA KARNA YAROO PUCHTAOO GAI SAREE LIFE
of sinserty and love.
Who added this ?
@ what is left that you don’t hate?
It is so obvious ,ONLY YOU DEAR.
Abdul
@Anyway I have a deep feeling inside that u hate me ! Please admitt if done as I’m an honest person just tyring to create a conversation of sinserty and love.
And
@of sinserty and love.
Who added this ?
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You got me fired from the job today ,I found it extremely funny and cried my eyes out of laughter .
Whole bloody office is looking at me and I cannot stop laughing
They think I recieved some humour email.
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Sweetheart
Girls do not hate,kaha makaha itraatie hain.
DRC
have written above somewhere she is interested into studying and not so much into affairs.
Women have kinds
So I think DRC is not a flirty kind or at least not looking for one.
So dear you are chasing the wrong one .Find the right one like the one who follows you.
But you are very sweet and nice person.Nobody hates you.
I am sure of that.
Take care:)
I hope you do not mind me writing you a message:)
Farrah k raja
i really dont agree with you, im a regular visitor to this blog but i see a lot of hatred for abdul. he seems like an annoying brat and the gents dont seem to like him. his english has improved but i still dont understand WTF he is trying to say. he is also a nasty type, if he gets criticised he responds very nastily.
Farrah …
While we are on it, can you also tell us who all are the ‘flirty’ types
BTW, next time ‘Apna’ Abdul will be a bit more careful
Kaleem
I am sorry to read what you have said.I do not visit any other pages,I stick to Politics and V talk ,so I am not aware of any comments on rest of the pages.
Abdul is definitely a sweet person,it has got nothing to do with his (or mine English for that matter).
He is not hated at all ,maybe because he is the youngest and MEN are TYPICAL MEN,they treat him like a young brother or fellow .They should not.
He is an individual and we all should respect that.Well nobody likes criticsm.
Abdul YOU ARE NOT HATED ,come on ,we fall in love,we get hurt ,we get regected but who cares ,we get over it.
Anyway blogs are not a thing to be taken seriously.
Once my cousin who was just 7 at the time and I was eighteen said to everyone ,Farrah Baji sai koi shaadi na karai ,jo koi karai ga puchtai ga.
What do we care ,get over it boy!!!
I am going to marry twice ,how lucky:)
Janab Munir Sahab
@who are the ‘flirty’ types ??
Afssos ,eis blog pai koi nahein hai:)
Well I can say ,
Bold and Billistic is Sweety
Vanilla is charming if persued constantly and long enough……
DRC is too young too young and too busy to pay any attention
Me:I think it is impossible to flirt or fall in love
farrah k raja
i refer you to comment 167, so you think abdul is not hated? ive nothing against this abdul but he has been abusive to me in the past and i dont take very well to him. in fact i think i was the one who suggested first that abdul is like the guy from Bheja Fry, and then javed spoke about dinner de cons i dont know if javed was speaking along the same lines as me?
abduls behavior is shocking considering he is 16. also farrah i really think you should sort out yourself because your blabbing in support of abdul will not help. i see many similarities between you and abdul and sometimes i wonder if its the same person?
guys if you think my comments are insulting then by all means delete them but ive had enough of the dimagh ki dahi abdul and his protector farrah.
DRC
You must put your picture back .
You are a strong peronality looking forward to persue a carier ,you cannot hide .
You will recieve a lot of unwanted attention through out your work life because of your intelligence and good looks.
We cannot change our way of life because of others.
How would you face these people in the court room if not here???
Kids, behave ureselves & grow up!! BF smack em all!
Mr.Kaleem
@169 and 165
Blog is not your personal diary.It is meant to be different people and different openions.
Regarding Javed I have never found him insulting or sarcastic to people delibrately in a personal manner.
You seem to have some personal agenda agaisnt Abdul.
It does not matter how old is Abdul.He is a human being and must be respected.
If your hate mail is considered worthy of approval I do not see why Abdul should not have his say.
Kaleem referring to your comment on v-talk 6 I can’t believe and laughed in utter amusement at your post about me being ill-mannered. What made u have the right of insulting me immediately as u entered LS? Got a comeback for that one? I didn’t think so? U can do one favour which satisfies everyone’s needs, by staying out of our “business”. Justice has been done and those assaults were in the past but u thoroughly deserved it after your ill-mannered behaviour and I have to regrets for the post what so ever.
U are probably the most hated blogger in LS history. The likes of Theossa and Awas always hated u as I think majority of the girls would after your childish behaviour. To conclude get a life and get lost.
Even hold an LS election to see who is more wanted on this plateform and I will quite happily resign my blogging status on the site if defaeted against daft Kaleem. Go ahead I shall prove it.
Abdul and Kaleem
It is not a X factor Show.Both of you calm down ,it is just a blog.
No one is hated and no one has a favourite here.
Sometimes people agree ,sometimes they do not it does not mean we hate each other.Or there is certain likes or dislikes.
You must learn to tolerate eachother.
I am out of it
Best of luck
Sweetie
@Kids, behave ureselves & grow up!! BF smack em all!
I agree I hope I am not included:(
No ure not Farrah.
OK folks, no need for election or anything stupid like that.
Kaleem, you say anything once in a blue moon and today when you finally said something, you insulted Ms Raja and Abdul!
Moderating comments is the most difficult thing to do, striking a balance between freedom of expression and hurting someone’s feelings. I don’t think Kaleem means bad and I know Abdul does not mean bad at all.
Ms Raja,
LOL @ you having to act as a mediator between Kaleem and Abdul. By the way, what did you mean in comment no 163 when you said,
“@ what is left that you don’t hate?
It is so obvious ,ONLY YOU DEAR.”
Who was that referring to?
I think i know the answer to that one BF hehe
@178
It meant sweetie doesnot JK
Sorry @178 it meant Sweetie doesnot hate JK
People talking about Methai
How can you forget Patissa with pistacio?
and
Multan ka Suhan Hulwa Crispy.
—
Khansahab
Agree moderating is difficult but when it is teenagers we have to be extremely careful,they are vulnerable to their own tempraments.
Kaleem aap abdul say huway hum Kalaam
Aur wo kahay Allah, Allah hum howay budnaam
abdul tumko kya miss congeniality contest jeetna hai? election melection ki kyaa batain ker reho ho bhai? Yae blog hai koi bodywood industry nahee!
If you want I can declare you the undisputed Champion of the Champions! Are you happy now? Magar kis cheez ka champion wo nahee poochna.
Just remember this……… meethi meethi baataon say buchna zara, duniya kay logon may hai jaadoo bharaa!! I dunno whether Urdu is your mother tongue or Punjabi is your Lange Maternal, but I hope you understand what I have said.
What I meant by the “Javed Khan Category” was someone who isn’t precisely associated with the word “tech-savvy”. I doubt that you are keen on the various new types of cell phones with all the complicated uses and functions. A geek for me is someone in that category. This category is very loosely defined and is certainly not a benchmark
I like cell phones which are simple and easy to use, and to concentrate too much on these little machines is too much of concentration and waste of time for me. Maybe in actuality you are tech-savvy, but I just assumed you to be the opposite of that as that is how you cam across.
I have no idea what happened but hmmmmmmmmmmm yeh
Oh and Omer…I call everyone geek. Ask Khansahab
Oh and Farrah I think it is ok if I hide. I no longer want to be a lawyer or parade around in court.
I feel as I have a new vocational calling
Omer, hes an old man who doesn’t like change lol.. (now hes gonna kill me!!)
I use my cell phone for morning alarm only.
Hehehe Farrah why don’t you just buy an alarm clock!
My phone is far too advanced for me
I think mobile phones are actually extremely dangereous.
Like if I am traveling and my mobile rings if it is my X,possibility is I will smash the phone ,if somebody is in the way that is not my fault.
****
I hate when I have called in sick and my office people call me always finding out if I am out and about or laying in bed.
*********
I hate if my phone rings in the middle of night because it means emergency back home maybe???
**************
The people you want to, call you…….never calls and the minute you switch it off they leave message
*********
It rings always when you are in the meeting or discussing pay rise.
************
It rings in the Cinema Hall
**********
It rang in the bloody court
******
If I cannot find it in my jacket and bag possibility is I have lost it and all my numbers are gone.
********
I have more than thousand numbers but I only call three
my sisters and my mum
**********
I forget the pin no often and where have I written the pin no I forget
I call my X,he knows it by heart.
******
I have not insured it
******
surprisingly I do not know my mobile no by heart
******
since I have got mobile I do not remember my mum’s no even, it is fed in the mobile.
*****
What does it say about me
You guess
******
Once someone called me,he was badly drunk ,pouring his heart out,
I said,”You have dialled the wrong No”
He goes,”You always say that”
I said,”Excuse me dont you get my accsent I am an Asian woman you cannot be in love with me.My husband will kill me.”
*********
The good part of divorce is your X is always uncomfertable thinking you are having a time of your life without him.
*******
The Best revenge on your X is call him ,laugh and hang up.Sorry I dialled by mistake.
I love Nokia.The battery is fantastic,signals great.the battery lasts for three days.
I used it as a torch shortly after July 7 attacks .
when once we had to walk through train tunnel.
lol@ revenge!! Farrah, ill give u his # & u can laugh him as well haha
i hav memorized my current mobile number cos its very easy but the three previous ones i didnt know by heart
i use my phone as an alarm clock too, very handy and i use it to take pictures. but most of the functions are too advanced for me too
thts why im not into hip and very advanced phones.
Once my dad’s friend rang me to ask for my dad’s mobile number and i was so confused i mixed up numbers and gave him three different ones apologizing each time
and he was thinking tht i was joking around with him but in reality i was gutted and so embarrassed.
DRC
what are u considering as your new career?
VP, ure up this late?
Omer thanks for clarifying the “category” thingi. I dunno whether you may consider me as a techno-savvy person or a paindoo, but I am definitely not a geek or a nerd. However, my entire business is done through the computer and I make a living through Internet Marketing. Even as a banker, I was very much into introducing new products, new software programmes, organizing training programmes not only for staff but for senior managers who are reluctant to use computers because they cannot type and even if they type they use only index fingers. I have been typing with ALL my fingers since I was 9 years old and I type faster than the speed of light
And I type a lot.
I do all my accounting, such as cash flows, P&L statements, work out all the ratios and analysis on computer and I use power point for in-house seminars and workshops. I do a lot of text messages using cell phone BUT I hate the small keypads and keyboards, therefore I don’t use laptops although I have them but, I simply detest.
Since I hate small keypads, I don’t use Apple’s iPhone or Blackberry phones, I had to look for the name of my cellphone just now to see which brand I use, its an LG with a camera. But, I seldom use the camera, because I have Nikon F3, Mamiya and Rollie Flex cameras and Sony digital with Karl Ziess Lens and my next project is Nikon D90 ……. I have given you a lot of information about how much I am into technology or lagging behind. I don’t use iPODs or anything for music, because in my car I have a premium sound system with 13 Harmon Kardom speakers which produces excellent sound quality. Anything more you need to know?
Javed i got a question. LOL
LOL VP @ your flustering with the cell phone directory. I can very well imagine how you must have felt. My sister is exactly like you she only uses her cell phone to answer the calls and that too when she is not driving, if she is driving no matter you ring a zillion times she won’t answer. She says why bother looking into details, her kids have saved their numbers in her phone directory and if you ask her the number of anyone she would say when I go home I will look into the telephone book and tell you. I asked her don’t you have it in your cell phone memory she would say, how can I look into it when you are calling me? Besides, I dunno how to find it in the cell phone. LOL. Mind you she is a practicing doctor, a GP in the UK and she doesn’t care about cell phones or its use.
Sweetie BB who are you talking about?
Have you heard of that expression cheenti kay purr nikalna? 
I guess you were talking about your M., right?
Sweetie, I already answered your question in advance!
Sweetie ………. Accha abb buko bhee
Its not too late for me, its only 11:30 p.m. but it was a long day for me and from work I took my neigbours (business padosee) for dinner at a Pakistani restaurant, because I had earlier promised them and when I reached there that restaurant was closed. They close on Mondays. So, had to go to another one where the food was so, so. Just came home around 11:00 ish and I am not sleepy but I need to relax a wee bit.
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary.
Boss: “What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?”
Lady: “I do not know. I have never been paper clipped”
Still waiting for Sweetie‘s question…………………..
An Irishman after the interview:
Everything went well till the time they asked me to show my testimonials. I guess I showed them the wrong thing….
lolll good ones! But i forgot wat i was gonna ask hehehe
Still waiting for Sweetie’s question…………………..
Swwetie
keep them hanging
@Vanilla
but most of the functions are too advanced for me
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I think it is total waiste of time to learn functions of mobile.After all it is just a phone you are suppose to answer and call people.
By the time you learn the functions it is out of date.
BUT remember:Even if you have no credit in your phone you can still dial 999.
Shared this joke with my coleagues
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary.
Boss: “What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?”
Lady: “I do not know. I have never been paper clipped”
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7 out of 10 said lucky she
I have no comments
i forgot wat i was gonna ask hehehe Sweetie
Hota hai, hota hai
Badaam khaya kero!
Badam wont work.
Where’s Theo? I think he’s still sittin in front of his TV, holding his heart after seeing Natalie portman @ the Oscars. lol
Sweetie
I am so behind in my work,the bloody system freezes.Another month end and I have a meeting tomorrow.
When I stress I laugh a lot so I am an official clown of my office today I have taught them “valuable Punjabi” of many “precious” English words.
What are you doing??
Still one more hour to kill.
And tomorrow they are going to kill me.LOL
Sweetie
What is the No plate of your car?
SWEETIE NO 1.
I am thinking about mine:
Moody Cow No 1
Vanilla no1
Cheek No 1
That is so good.
Slumdog Millionaire won so many Oscars, i havent seent he film but my Indian friends didnt like it cos apparently they have shown India to be very poor, underdeveloped and corrupt country :-O
I was watching The Pianist last night, it was so depressing, but a really good movie to watch, provided one has the patience cos its a bit slow
Farrah, was tht cheek no.1 for me too? just wondering
Vanilla
You are not cheeky at all.
Pianist is excellent.
Slumdog millionaire was different movie.With a lot of uncomfertable scenes.
It is good that Britts got Oscars but it was not classy enough to be at Oscars I think!!!
I enjoyed it .
Farrah I have no clue. Im a little ( a lot really) right now.
Badaam won’t work? Then you need “Khameera Gao Zubaan; Muffarray Marwarid and Anaar ki Shikin Jabeen.” Next time you go to Karachi get these medication from Farzana Dawakhana !
Or, you can make Unday ka Funda and Doodh ka Falooda with Tukhm-e-Balanga which Punjabis call it as “Tukh-Malanga” and drink it nihaar moonh. 
I am writing all this BAKAOZ you made such a sad face on badam not working. 
Ps
I bet you’ll get an alternate prescription very soon.
VP yeah you are right about some Indians not happy over showing poverty and corruption of India to the rest of the world. Especially since they are talking about their middle class which is the largest population in the world and it is the so-called, one of the fastest growing economies in the world.
I haven’t seen an Indian movie since a long time, I have seen a few comedy movies and that too at someone else’s house. I do not have the patience to watch sad, depressing movies neither Hindi nor English. Aur bhee dukh hain Zamanay may … movies dekh ker kion dukh barayain?
VP
LOL I still do not know my mobile number after 3 years hehe!
I am tired
Tat makes 2 of us DCR
Im bk to using my Tv wit the Laptop
Sweetie, remembering Theo! Are you missing him? I dunno if he is still watching Natalie on TV but, yesterday while I was driving here on Park Avenue, I saw a sign board saying “Theo & Sons” and next to it was “Natalie Saloon” LOL…
“Theo & Sons”, I guess in short it is “Theossa”
Hai Kidhar Yeh Pathan Ka Bacha ?
Yes, Slumdog Millionaire won 8 Oscars but in India people are only celebrating the 3 Oscars won by Indians 2 by A.R. Rahman and 1 by Resul Pookutty.
People here feel that the kind of music A.R. Rahman has given earlier in his life starting from Roja, Rangeela, Bombay, Dil Se e.t.c was much better than SM and he does not actually need a approval from the American audience to prove his worth.
I have seen the movie and though it is well directed and cinematographed but winning 8 Oscars is exceeding all expectations by all margins. I wonder if it has got something to do with what happened in Bombay last year.
Yes we Indians do not like to see a Poverty Porn when there could be so many other stories to tell about our Country and especially when every now and then a Gora comes and only focusses on one aspect of this Great Land.
This gives only a one-dimensional view about India and does not give a correct picture. I am in Gujarat thesedays and it just amazes me that how quickly the Public Opinion has changed after what had happened during the Riots here. The kind of unprecedented development this state has seen in the last 5 years, it has not seen in the past 45 years of Congress Rule and this is something which is acknowledged by everyone including the head Imam of Ahmedabad.
This is the only state in India where there are no Power-Cuts throughout the Year. All the big Companies from Reliance to Tata have a strong presence here. Ahmedabad boasts of some of the best educational institutes in India from IIM for management to CEPT for Architecture, MICA , NIRMA amongest others. This is the only dry (no alcohol) state in India and recently after the commissioning of Jamnagar Oil Refinery it has become the 3rd biggest State after Texas and Lousiana in terms of OilnGas Refining Output. All these factors have gone a long way in erasing the wounds of the Riots after the Godhra incident and if that is not enough, just yesterday Ahmedabad had it’s first DGP of Police.
A Pessimist would view at these events as a
Trick by Modi and Co. to fool the masses whereas an Optimist would view it as a way of redemption for the culprits of those dark 48 hours.
U see Varun, the film is about a beggar child or a very poor child becoming very rich all of a sudden. if the film makers hadnt focused on the poverty aspect, the film would not have been that dramatic. may be they could have gone to Bangladesh to film this but they chose India cos it is good at film making and Indians know of ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ cos there is an Indian version in India.
I became A.R. Rehman’s fan when i heard his patriotic song ‘Vande Mataram’…the music composition is absolutely brilliant
Guys:
I’m extremely busy with the transportation projects so won’t be able to contribute on LS for a while. These projects are funded by Obama’s stimulus plan money and have to be completed by a certain date in order to get the federal stimulus funding for infrastructure. So like Ghalib said:
Ne haath baag pe hai na paahe reqaab mien
I couldn’t read all comments but one quick note for Omer on the standard of education in U.S.; I don’t know if he’s an undergraduate or a graduate student in State University of New York Stony Brook or City University of New York which I don’t know much about. I also can’t tell if the undergraduate education structure is like that in all public universities in U.S. but for me getting a Master of Engineering degree from State University of New York at Buffalo was darn tough! Many of the professors were doing multimillion dollar research projects for Department of Defense and Department of Transportation. As part of the degree program we had to participate in one of those projects which government would benefit from. I chose the Department of Transportation Project with New York Throughway Authority. The project involved replacing of Grand Island twin Steel bridges, each more than 3000 ft long, in Buffalo, NY. The Throughway Authority personnel were directly involved to monitor and guide. It was a great practical experience. The point I want to highlight that not all schools are the same in education standards and not all degrees are the same. For instance, many of my engineer colleagues who wanted to work in private sector have an additional MBA degree which according to them, they just breezed through.
The above post is in the loving memory of a beautiful Deer I hunt and consumed
Awww Theo, did u stuff the remains of the deer & hang em on the wall? lol
Sweetie
My break is about to over. You are getting me into Deer discussion for which I need years to talk about. You know how they look, how they walk, and how they steal my heart by those fascinating large eyes and by flashing a big smile and..and…and..
You wouldn’t get it but Mir said Once:
Uhwaale Deer kionker aakhir ho eik shub mien
Ek Umer hum ye qissa tum se kaha karenge
So bye
Robert De Theo
The Deer Hunter, keep this qissa kahani for your grandchildren and stop “torring marroring” Ghalib and Mir’s shayeri. They must be “topsy-turvey-ing” in their graves.
Ne haath baag pe hai na paahe reqaab mien
Na ijaar-bandh hath may hai na pyjama paahe mien
Kaheen aur khoonti pay lutka hoa hai aur tum Hiran kay peechay bhaag rehay ho!
Awww Theo, did u stuff the remains of the deer & hang em on the wall? lol Sweetie
No Sweetie, thats not the case with theo, it is:
Dubbay may Dubba
Dubbay may wall
Wall pay khoonti
Khoonti pay Pyjama
Theo Bhaaga Hirni kay Naal.
Hey MUG without a handle, how you doin?
Nice picture haan, so why don’t you show that Thopra over here on the blog? We will put that in the right place and in the right perspective. People wondering who I am talking about? Guess who? Its a riddle with a dimple!
yes Javed reveal who it is. Bolo bolo…tell tell
DRC Nazuk C, moti C, bholi C, ugly C, bhuddi C, rehti hai wo dooor kaheen
Attaa Pattaa Maloom Nahee
Ps.
Yes means NO
And No means YES.
So should I rephrase my response and say ‘NO Javed reveal who it is. Bolo bolo…tell tell’
DRC choro rehnay dou
inn bay kaar ki baataon may kaheen beet na jayee raina!
Ps
read the notes on the notes page.
Which notes page are you referring to?
BF, i tagged u in a pic i uploaded today. hehehe
GF
I couldn’t see any tag from you?
Actually GF I just saw it!
Thanks, lol, it was cute!!
hehehe Pleasure was all mine!!
DRC ……where the MUG without a HANDLE is, there….. there is an option for NOTES so, I posted a note. Check it out.
Sweetie, Don’t tell me you PAPER CLIPPED khansahab? Hawwwwwww Haiiiiiiiiiii
Guys its only 9:40 p.m. here but I need a Garfield’s nap here because I have to get up at 1:00 a.m. to see the India / NZ second twenty20 So take care until then. Au Revoir.
I finally understood what you meant Javed and I read your comment. I did not realise you were talking about me. I am so dopey.
I am not putting anymore pics up Javed sorry. Abdul the stalker will be after me again
BTW, were you calling me moti C and ugly C?HUh?huh?huh?!
LOL
Khansahab hope you are felling better.
feeling*
Morning DRC
Kiddan?
Good Morning
I am ok thanks. Preparing for a seminar.
Tussi sunao?
Assi bas beemar haal mai si
(whatever that means)
Shouldn’t you say
assi beemar hayegaye aan
or
assi beemar sigaye
No idea
Assi jeri Punjabi galth si
Tadhi punjabi gaalt si par koi gal nai. Hoon da va
Feeling better though yeh? How is the coughing?
Cough is same as last night! I am so fed up of it!
What does hoon da va mean? A new car by Honda?
LOL @ DRC teaching Punjabi to khansahab, who is behaving like a paindoo
DRC, regarding that comment, its a kinda parody of that Pakistani song besides, at the foot note of my comment on this blog, I wrote yes means no and no means yes. And, I know you are not “sentimental of the continental” to get upset. Also, don’t worry about the pestering demands, now he won’t be asking for your addy or number anymore. Cheers!
Theo said he is building bridges and hoping that Natalie would be there and singing:
Sanu Naair walay pull tay Bula kay
Saadi Aakh ich nindra urra kay
Oh, Qamaruddin tusi kithay ray gayaaa aaaaaaa
Yes, Theo Qamruddin tumhara Raqeeb-e-Sar-o-samaan niklaa
Hoon da va…as in it happends not a new car by Honda silly! I reckon you would be a good pupil and I will teach you more punjabi
What do you reckon? And er no I don’t mean all the swearing and what not.
Javed thank you for that and no it’s fine. I hope Abdul does take heed to the fact I do not want to give him my email or number.
And errr no I am not upset by your comment
happens*
Khansahab your cough did not sound good. Have you tried cough sweets? I don’t like them as such as they trigger off my asthma but may give you slight relief. My daddi always keeps Wether’s Originals with her for when she has a cough. Try them!
DRC - I know you don’t mind me pulling ur leg because you are not a sulkoo type.
And btw, what do you mean by cough sweets? Do you mean Sweetie? In that case you are implying that you dont like her as she triggers your asthma and blah, blah…
Lol @ cough sweets meaning sweetie
DRC is becoming very popular with guys…ek anaar so bemaar.
and one of the bemaar’s is literally bemaar
sweetie, u need to give him your cough sweets urgently
Hehehe VP, no he dont need ne Sweetie cough drops, he needs a bowl of mom made warm soup. Poor BF, i dont wanna call him my ex right now & make him more miserable lol
VP, ive been askin him to go see a specialist & get some tests done. But ex BF he is!! =( he doesn’t listen!
LOL @ ek anaar aur sao beemar……….. idher blog per tou yae haal hai:
ek anaar aur mohalla beemar
Ji Sweetie could help but I think cough sweets would help Khansahab’s situation better
Javed- Ji I am not a sulkoo type
VP
I am not becoming popular at all. Quite the opposite
khansahab
Go and get yourself checked up by a specialist sweetie ki terha vo candy nahee bulkay kurvi goli denge. But, that will help you varna beemari may aap dublay na ho jain and then you will say:
Itna dubla ho gaya hoon sweetie ki judai say
kay khuttmal bhee khench lay jaatay hain mujhay chaar payee say
Where is that “work-alcoholic” woman? seems she has taken my comments to her heart!
D Shukla, seems like u have a thing for her! Three words for u, GET A LIFE!
Sweetie Candy I do have a life and I do enjoy it. Like Javed Khan said you “live and you exist.” I live and I enjoy and I don’t exist like her and I am not a pseudo work alcoholic like her but I don’t understand why you support her? Is it the gender card or is it a patriotic card? In either case I don’t mind. I also concur the views of Varun, he made a very valid point by saying “there is a difference between blabbing in your personal dairy and blabbing on a public blog.” For there is no difference between the two. Perhaps she considers a public blog as her personal dairy. By the way my comment was just a sarcasm and actually I am glad to see she has gone for good.
D shukla, Since ure quoting Javed here, lemme correct u. Javed himself often talks about when he woke up , what he had for breakfast( even numerical details), wat he did the night b4, what hes planning to do for the remaining day, then why is it a prob if she does it?? or if i do it? U dont own the blog & it is a blog after all, we can say what ever we wish to as long as its not offensive. I am not defending her here, it’s just a matter of RESPECT for others, & u seem to have none. U weren’t being sarcastic, rude, INDEED! If she’s a workaholic, that’s NOYB! & yeah, GROW UP!
Hey Sweetie & Shukla;
Why are you guys dragging me into this silly debate? I am not interested. I don’t feel the necessity of replying to every comment that is posted on the blog except for the one that interest me. If someone has this habit of poking their nose in everyone’s affair and on every subject they want to “stamp their authority,” then let them do that. It only exposes their abilities or disabilities. But, please stop drawing comparisons. Thanks.
I wasnt dragging u Javed, & neither was i comparing u. I was only stating a fact (an example). We all sometimes talk about our daily schedules.
100% I am agree with Sweetie !!!!!!
Javed stop applying censorship because for heaven sake it’s a blog for a start and secondly u have a clearly stated in your mission statement under “about us” that’s it’s democratic platform were bloggers are entitled to openly voice out their opinions. So why is it different for me? Is it because I’m young and u don’t want teenagers to participate in discussions or what.
Meanwhile I have exams coming up and then my cricket schedule at club and county level commences so as u can imagine I will be busy and unable to participate properly probably like my long and lusty break last year although I might drop in a few lines than and again.
DRC, post your pic if u want because it’s clear that u don’t like me after all and therefore I shan’t make any formal interactions with u on this blog. I certainly won’t be a stalker or interfere any further. But at the end of the day it’s up to u.
So summing up please pray and wish me all the best for my examinations and take care yourselves.
salam
Yours sincerely-Abdul
Abdul
Shouldn’t you be calling Javed A Khan, “Javed Bhai”, “Sir”, “Javed A Khan” or something other than merely “Javed”?
He is much older than you and you should respect your elders.
You have often said you are religious, if that is so why are you disrespecting your elders and why are you so interesting in courting DRC? Can’t you stay single until you get married?
Oh come to terms with it Khansahab because like a said it’s a BLOG full stop.
And when did I say i’m religous. Yes I’m a muslim like u.So does thaat mean I can’t chat to DRC as well or what ? Plus it was all a light hearted joke end of story ……. And yes marriage is many years and years away but like u CAN resist the temptation. Can’t we ?
Plus when u do will u be inviting any bloggers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Not that I’m requesting but just wondering .
Abdul
Yes I will be inviting everyone, however those who aren’t UK residents may not be able to attend. By that time I hope you are playing for England!
I don’t want to get married for a few years though. I need some stability and peace of mind before I make that decision.
Kind regards
Hey Abdul
i wish u all the best for your exams. There are very good AQA guides available (if u are taking AQA exam boards exams) at the bookshops which help with GCSE revision. I know for definite, there are Science ones available.
All the best dude
Khansahab
Will I get an invite to your wedding?
Abdul
You can do as you please
DRC
I said above I will be inviting everyone!And that includes you as well as Abdul
Abdul
Kind regards
Send me the pics and that should suffice
Pics of what?
Omer
I’ve been watching this anime movie called “Wicked City”. It’s a supernatural thriller and considered an all time classic. It has 3 gorgeous women in it, you have to watch it.
Yours sincerely
Khansahab
DRC
What was the name of that programme you asked me to watch on BBC Iplayer?
Kind regards
Of your future wedding.
Why are you signing off each post as if you are writing some formal piece of correspondence?1
Yours Sincerely
DRC
It is on youtube now. BBC Iplayer only lasts for a week. It was an edition of ‘The One Show’. Let me find it and then you can watch it.
DRC
OK will post you the wedding pics then.
The trend of writing “Yours Sincerely” and “Kind regards” was started by none other than your admirer Abdul. I am merely following that trend….
Nothing wrong with it is there?
Kind regards
Khansahab
What? You are getting married? With one of the three women from that anime
Kind Regards
Abdul
DRC
Think I found it?
Kind regards
Omer
I am wish I could get married to all 3 of them…..but alas!
Yours sincerely
Abdul
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww he is not my admirer.
He clarified he is only doing it as a joke!
*pukes*
Yours Sincerely
Aishwariya Rai
DRC
I am really like you
kind regards,
Abdul
DRC
I am agree
Yours sincerely
Dilip Kumar
Khansahab
Last night I saw a desi chick which looked exactly like Aishwarya Roy. She had that wry smile of Monica Bellucci, too.
Kind Regards,
Abdul
Abdul
you be confusing Ash and Belluci
Yours sincerely,
Khansahab
Omer
Didd yuo havv funne withh Hur?
Yours sincerely
Abdul
Khansahab
Check this Monica Belluci out
Yours Sincerely,
Abdul
Abdul
I am really like you mahi….
Yours sincerely
DRC
Khansahab
No fun for me. It was just some random person I saw, just the wry smile, that was it.
Kind regards
Abdul
DRC
but i am liked you first
kind regards,
Omer
Omer
Which Monica Bellucci am you talking about?
Kind regards
Abdul
Khansahab
I thought I posted the link to this Monica Belluci:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCfUtQMg8c
The singer, there is a lot of Monica Belluci in her. She is a goddess in her own right. What do you think?
Wow
Omer you just became my best friend…
Shukran!
She reminds me of hot Lahore Punjabans
I am agree.
Yours sincerely
Abdul
Khansahab
She looks Pakistani, that is what I thought.
Kind Regards
Abdul
Khansahab
What did you think of the link? It wasn’t anything special as such but because they are close friends on mine, I am in love with that clip.
Thank you for removing it
Your Sincerely
DRC
Omer and Khansahab
It is ze Monica Belluci. I want to zank ju two for dedicating so many posts and pictures, in awe of my beauty.
If only zu two would meet me in reali life. Yo two would have zee shocks of your life.
I wear dentures.
Yours Sincerely
M
DRC
What do you think of this singer above?
Is she attractive or is she attractive?
Kind Regards
Abdul
DRC
Yes it was okay, I suppose interesting to see modern Muslims but none of them seemed particularly intelligent to me…..sorry. I don’t know, was just expecting them to say something very weighty…..
Kind regards
Abdul
DRC
I zont think zit is za Monica BelluCCi, ba-kaouz Ms BelluCCi will spell her surname right!
It has 2 C’s…..
Am you I am agree with me?
Kind regards
Abdul
Khansahab
Oh they say nothing out of the ordinary but it was good to see my friends on TV
Yours Sincerely
I know remotely famous people
Khansahab
I was in ze rush. Ju C. I was trying to get ready for bed time and in zee haste I type fast fast.
Yours Sincerely
Monica BELLUCCI
Excuse me
The one who is pretending to be Monica Bellucci, is that Abdul or DRC?
(confused)
Kind regards
Abdul
Monica Bellucci
if you wear dentures then i am not like you
Yours sincerely,
Khansahab
Omer
That girl is well fit bro! She is the queen of my dreams. I want to marry her
Yours Sincerely
Abdul
Khansahab
it must be abdul.
kind regards,
Abdul
Khansahab
I feel a silent storm is brewing at legslip.
Is it me or these women just hate men appreciating other women?
Kind Regards
Abdul
Khansahab
I also is only ju know around 67 years old.
Yours Sincerely
Monica BELLUCCI
Omer
They are jealous but they don’t realise that if they am spend 2 hours applying make up and God knows what else to their curvy bodies, we will feel attracted to them?
They are so daft….
Yours sincerely
Abdul
Khansahab
DRC is just adorable. Like a gulab Jamun.
DRC
You are just adorable. Like a Gulab Jamun. Sphere-shaped face.
Kind Regards
Abdul
Bellucci
You are sweet 40
Kind regards
Abdul
Ok off track for a moment..Omer so is that what you mean by gulab jaman
Mein thaak gaye
What?
Me?
DRC my face isn’t a circle. Haha. I was expecting a backlash
DRC
Yeah. That is exactly what I mean by a Gulab Jamun.
Kind Regards
Abdul
Why are you so mean Omer?
Khansahab
The singer’s video I posted, she looks like Monica though, right?
DRC
I am not mean. I just call them as I see them. It might be tough for you, but I’d rather not compromise my honesty.
Omer
Yeah she looks like Monica a bit, however she has more “Pakistani-ness” than “Western-ness”…
Kind regards
Abdul
Omer
So are you calling me a sphere?
Yours Sincerely
Upset/Hurt/Un-spherical person
Oh well sticks and stones may break my bones but calling names won’t hurt me
Khansahab
I think she should be voted the woman of the century. Marlyn Monroe was ok but nothing like her, and she is better than Aishwarya Roy, too.
Kind Regards
Abdul
DRC
i am love spheres
Yours sincerely,
Abdul
DRC
It actually goes the other way around. Sitcks and stones can break my bones but its only the power of words that is going to change me.
Kind Regards
Abdul
Omer
Yeah she is stunningly beautiful, but Marilyn Monroe? No way man, that auntie needs a dentist!
Aishwarya Rai is my imaginary wife….one of the best…
Yours sincerely
Abdul
BF
i will smack you!
kind regards
Sweetie
Khansahab
If you have imaginery wives, then you must be feeling like Gilgamesh right now.
Kind Regards
Abdul
Omer
Hmmm well how about…if you have nothing nice to say, do not say it all.
Khansahab
I just mentioned Monroe because she is supposed to be one of the three hottest women of the last century.
The other two being Aishwarya Roy and Elizabeth Hurley.
Elizabeth Hurley might have features but she has not as much attraction.
But this woman tops them all for me
Kind Regards
Abdul
Omer
I just said I have an imaginary wife; I didn’t say I am a sex addict
Although sex was an implication
Well, isn’t that what marriage is about? 
Kind regards
Abdul
Abdul
Please refrain from using indecent language on this blog.
Kind regards,
Khansahab
I am getting so confused LOL that my head is beginning to hurt!
BF, Monica is 45 not 40.
Yours not ne more
Sweetie! LOL
Khansahab
Imagine being Gilgamesh.
To be the king of Uruk and then to screw the wife of any couple who got married before the guy slept with his supposed wife.
How the world has changed
DRC
i am rub balm on ur head
yours sincerely,
Abdul
GF
She has the face of a 35 year old and body of a 25 year old
Abdul
rub balm on ur own head
Kind regards,
DRC
BF smackk**
oppsi forgot to write , with loads of love LOL
Please don’t rub anything on my head
Kind Regards
The Vampire Slayer
Omer
It’s all fantasy man, because such pleasures cannot surely exist in reality for men
Heaven & Hoors, here I come
Yours sincerely
Abdul
Khansahab
So true about Belluci. Age doesn’t matter. It is the face and the rest that does
No DRC, the lady killer lol
Sweetie
I only love you
Yours
Khansahab
Abdul, best of luck with ure exams.
DRC
I would never think about rubbing your head, lest my strong hands convince me that I’d break it
Kind Regards
Abdul
I want a pic in the avatar thing..hmmm what to have. *Strokes chin*
DRC
i am suffer from split-personality, i am just say before i am rub your head with balm
yours sincerely,
Abdul
DRC, i love only u & Abdul is a liar
Ures only
Omer
Omer
Break my head and substitute my head with a gulab jaman. I am sure it will make you happy.
DRC
Wasim, Im ure best friend
XOXO
Javed
hahahahaha
VP
We all love you VP cos your so nice
Kind regards,
Everyone on LS
DRC will just take paracetomol and be happy. No need for rubbing and balm.
Thanks for the help
DRC
I am the thing, no not her, I am the thing..
Kind regards
Sweetie
Everyone on LS,
I am agree
Kind regards
Abdul
Theo
i hate you and i believe in Sweetie’s cave story
kind regards,
Deer
DRC
I am a mean person. You are so nice though and I can’t help but be nasty to you. I apologise.
Kind Regards
Omer
DRC
IF your head is replaced with an actual Gulab Jamun, then I might just eat it
Kind Regards
Ok I know I am slow but I have just seen Theo’s avatar pic and he reminds me of Wasim Akram for some reason.
I am getting the point across. It isn’t Bellucci, it is me.
Sweetie
LOL @ 355 and 360…the best of the day…
DRC
When am I so mean to you?
And if I leave my head the way it is Omer, phir kya karo gaye?!
DRC
Wasim Akram will be very happy to read that
Kind regards,
Theo
DRC
What did you eat today?
Theossa is like Wasim Akram?
Kind regards
Abdul
Sweetie, ure so right when u call me “Jhaki”
Omer Jhaki
DRC
Theossa has no resemblence with Wasim Akram.
You haven’t actually replaced your head with a Gulab Jamun?
Phir Kia karounga?
If your head remains the way it is, I’ll leave it upto you.
NO Theo doesnt look one bit like wasim akram
Theo’s really good looking
GF
That’s really sweet of you to say about Theossa!
You guys got to be kidding me.
Have you seem me younger and steaming in?
I looked like a born star.
Wasim Akram
LOl @ Omer.. 371
Ure such a meanie!
I am not saying they look like twins. There is a weird resemblance. PLus it is only a little picture
No wasim akram, im glad i was very little ewww lol
BF, dont u agree wit me? (theo)
DRC
Don’t defend yourself!
Stick by what you said, which is totally absurd and offensive to Theossa
GF
Yup, Theossa is the Salman Khan of this blog
Khansahab
U leave my DRC alone or I am spin a googly on ur head
Yours sincerely,
Abdul
Khansahab
This is my song
Khansahab
I am at a loss of words when I describe this one.
Omer
i am glad u dont have words for this song cos they would all be bad
Kind regards,
Khansahab
Sweetie
Omer is mean yet he fails to acknowledge it
DRC
Have you been taking crack again. How do I look like Wasim Akram. I am much better looking.
Yours Sincerely
The Deer Hunter
Omer
Those tunes are funky man….thanks
I think I need new contact lenses
VP
I enjoy these sorts of songs more than what modern hip hop has become. Barring a couple of songs, it is generally mediocre.
Anyway, I am off people.
Kind Regards
Abdul
DRC
i am so glad u hav put a pic on! its very nice
I looked like a born star.
Wasim Akram
Here the letter b ulat gaya!
Just a contrast:
This is a hit song many years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
And this one now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E
Not that the second one is bad, but the first one is much, much better.
OMG …. you guys have blabbed so much this afternoon, kya khaya tha sab nay? Gulab Jamuns? And why is everyone looking so dul dul??
Sweetie, wasim is indeed my friend.
DRC tum tou iss foto may eye tum bum lug rehi ho
Good one!
It’s not Wasim, it’s not Malik, its not Imran Khan, its me.
Shahid Afridi
(that Javed Khan is here now)
I actually had karalay today
Hahaha that is what happens when one has not had home cooked food for ages; even karaylay seem appealing!
Maine pic change kar li hehe!
Moi? eye tum bum?! hahahahahahhaa! Funniest joke I have heard this year.
Thanks VP and Javedji!
DRC
u had raw karelay my dear? i am cook for u whenever u want
Kind regards,
Abdul
Omer
You need to listen to a bit of bhangra. It will make you less meaner!
Best Wishes
DRC
DRC
Bhangra makes me feel like a paindoo
Javed, no one cares for u as much as i do!
Ishhhhhhh
Paro
Abdul
I had karaylay salaan, which ami made, with achar and yoghurt salad. I really enjoyed it actually. When I go back on Monday I will be deprived once more and then VP can cook for me!
Thanks
DRC
DRC, i told u so on FB!
Sorry folks, the best friends on the blog are me, Javed A Khan and Awas
Hahahahahha
Khansahab
I listen to bhangra and speak punjabi. I guess that makes me a paaki paindoo?!
Haww hai u racist BF!! Smack **
VP & DRC plz join me. U too Omer, abdul & theo!
DRC
I didn’t mean it in the Punjabi way…I meant it more in the Abrar ul Haq way and not in the Sahara/Jazzy B way…
Sorry if I sounded mean…
But yeah the Abrar ul Haq type bhangra is very paindoo….makes me feel very unnerved…
DRC
I like bhangra and Punjabi music. I also like regular urdu/Hindi music, but among all the desi music I really like Ghazals. Ghulam Ali and Mehdi Hassan are the real deal.
But American music, Britney Spear’s style pop is too fruity and annoying. I like rap and country, although I really like some rock songs, like “Hotel Clifornia” by eagles.
None of the music contributes to me being mean. Music has no bearing on my being honest and truthful, and calling things every once in a while as I see them.
Kind regards
Abdul
Sweetie
What did you tell me on FB? Which comment are you referring to
And by the way DRC unlike Punjabis, I don’t consider “Punjabi” and “Paindoo” to be synonymous….
Your comment seemed to suggest that punjabiness= paindooness!
I am punjabi + listen to bhangra= paindoo
hmmmm
On this pic of ures DRC. I commented remember!
Omer, u heard’ comfortably numb’ by Pink Floyd?
Sweetie
i am and VP are with you.
Yours sincerely,
Abdul
If you say so Khansahab
Omer
I like most types of music. I like sad songs, English, bhangra, bollywood, ghazals etc.
It’s ok call me names
I am used to it! The way I se it by calling me a gulab jaman you are saying I am round, fat and sticky?!
Oh no it was the other pic. Ne how, i meant to say Javed liked the pic & he was right to do so.
Awww thanks Abdul
hehe
No DRC, it’s the old school Punjabis who say things like, every Punjabi is a paindoo etc.
Lal Ghagra by Sahara is one of my fav tracks….I also like a few others.
I just don’t like the old school Bhangra like Abrar ul Haq’s music.
Sweetie
This pic is different. This one was taken recently whilst that other one was taken nearly two years ago hehe! The look similar though. Oh I now remember the comments
Ure so right BF about abrar ul Haq’s music urghhh i dont like it one bit.
Sweetie
Comfortably Numb is all right. It is kind of one of those songs, the people who do drugs here tend to like it a lot. They smoke joints and then listen to Pink Floyd.
DRC
You’re not a paindoo, I’ll give you that
Well you don’t sound like that on the phone…
DRC, Im so sorry, mere demagh mein Gulab jamun bahrey hue hein, thats why i cannot think straight. Plz forgive me.
Ures sincerely
Omer
Khansahab
Ok if you say so.
Some people do use it synonymously though, which really, really irks me!
I like numb encore by linkin park/jay z
even tho im not into rap at all
They are paindoos
http://legslip.com/hot-cars-gals/attachment/4/
I personally do not like the term ‘paindoo’ or terms like ‘freshy’, ‘fob’, ‘p***’…etc. I find them derogotary and in the 21st Century there is no place for them.
Yes people may be slightly ‘backwards’, for want of a better word, but there is no need to label them.
Khansahab
LOL if I don’t sound like a ‘paindoo’, what do I sound like?!
My sister says I sound like a man :d
Yeah DRC
But what I don’t get is, that Punjabis themselves call themselves paindoos. But if someone else calls them, even if that caller is a Punjabi, they get irked by it?
Why is this?
VP
please can i request the link to the song?
Kind regards,
Abdul
Abdul
sure you can
Kind regards,
VP
DRC
You sound husky yes, I won’t say like a man.
What I meant to say is, you sound like educated on the phone, not like an uncouth and unrefined person….not like a “paindoo”
You could say the same for words such as ‘n*****’. Afro-Carribean people can use it amongst themselves and it not considered offensive because they are not saying it in a derogotary manner to one another.
I can’t speak for other Punjabi’s but if anyone called me a paindoo I would be highly offended, even if they were a fellow Punjabi.
LOL
I have an old school hairstyle, so I get called like a freshy. I don’t have a complete “British” accent too, so I get called a freshie from that perspective too, for what it’s worth.
Khansahab
I prefer your description, in comparison to the one one my sister always gives me:D
What if I am folling you and hiding my uncouthness and unrefineness
?
fooling*
Khansahab
How many times have I told you about the word freshy?! It’s not nice
Your accent is better than most desi guys. Ever heard a Bradford person speak?1 I rest my case
BF, ure good lookin. Dont care what others think or say, just think of GF hehe
DRC
OK well if you feel irked by someone like me, say Bhaiyya, Muturwaa or Naswar Khor…….hehe
They are offensive words and their meaning is 10 times more degrading and offensive than Paindoo.
You paindoo, I dare you to call me that
I have never heard/used those words and would never retaliate by being offensive back to someone who has caused offence to me. I have never heard my anyone in my family use those words either.
Same applies with swearing. If I get sworn at, I tend not to respond or retaliate.
Sweetie
When I said that to Khansahab, he laughed for a week, maybe even more and thought I had a psyshological problem.
DRC
You sound very feminine as a matter of fact. You don’t sound manly at all.
Kind Regards
Abdul
DRC
Myself, Javed A Khan and Awas are masters of finding out who is uncouth and who is civilised.
And you are not like that, you can tell from how a person is talking.
It’s hard to explain.
GF
Thanks, it’s dead sweet of you
OK GF and Paindoo,
I’m sleeping now…
Byebye
have sweet dreams of nude girls
hehe sowie….haha
I’m so funny and sharp man…damn…
BF, heres a funny story. There’s this Pathan Family in my community. One day another lady was visiting her while i was there. SHe kept talkin about how shes from Dubai & blah blah. Out of the bloue she says to Aunty, ‘ Pathanon mein suna hai bohat gays hotey hein”. Lol I was like ” im NOT here” hahahaha
I was sure aunty will be really mad at her, but she started laughin hahaha
Sweetie
What?
Khansahab shows his pics in private to girls but never puts it up anywhere else?
Khansahab
Dude…go edit your post and get rid of where my friends are from please.
Oh and Shabba khair/allah hafiz
I think you are the one who will be having dreams of naangiyaan lafaangiyaan!
Me neither…Goodnite BF
Abdul/Omer
HAhahaaa you will never know how I sound so koi gal nai
Cheers
DRC
Omer
I am good looking. I don’t want you others to get jealous or turn gay, so I refrain from sharing pics with guys.
Also, I do not want Abdul to stalk me as a consequence.
Yours Sincerely
Khansahab
Thanks Khansahab
Allah Hafiz everyone
Omer, hes BF!
Sweetie no one loves you as much as I do
Muneer!
bolo bolo kuch tou bolo
Puke puke puke puke puke lol
But I still love u Javed ishhhhhhhhhh HAHAHA
This is funnny:
‘Hormonal’ women most attractive
Typical female face with high (left) and low (right) oestrogen levels
Women with high levels of the sex hormone oestrogen have prettier faces, research suggests.
The findings make evolutionary sense – men are attracted to the most fertile women, the University of St Andrews team told a Royal Society journal.
Oestrogen levels during puberty can impact on appearance by affecting bone growth and skin texture, they said.
But make-up masks this effect, allowing less attractive women to compensate for their lack of natural mating cues.
It makes sense for men to favour feminine fertile women – those that did would have had more babies
Psychologist Miriam Law Smith
The team of psychologists at the University’s Perception Lab photographed 59 young women’s faces aged between 18 and 25 and analysed their sex hormone levels.
They then asked 30 volunteers – 15 male and 15 female – to rate the faces according to attractiveness.
Both male and female volunteers rated the faces of the women with the highest hormone levels as the most attractive.
Feminine features
These faces tended to have classically feminine features, such as larger eyes and lips and smaller noses and jaws.
However, when the women in the photographs were wearing make-up, no relationship between attractiveness and oestrogen was found.
The researchers believe that, while make-up improves facial appearance, it may be masking cues normally seen in the face.
Women are employing a deceptive strategy. They can fool the male visual system with make-up
Dr Tony Little from Liverpool University
Head of the study, Miriam Law Smith, said: “Women are effectively advertising their general fertility with their faces.
“Make-up can improve appearance across the board, but it will obviously help people who are less attractive more.”
For example, eye make-up can be used to make the eyes appear bigger and foundation can make the skin look clearer.
“Our findings could explain why men universally seem to prefer feminine women’s faces.
“In evolutionary terms, it makes sense for men to favour feminine fertile women – those that did would have had more babies,” she added.
Dr Tony Little, a lecturer in the School of Biological Sciences at the University of Liverpool, said: “It’s a very interesting study.
“The findings make sense. There are clear benefits to choosing particular types of female faces. Oestrogen is related to fertility.
“The findings about make-up are also interesting. The implication is that women are employing a deceptive strategy. They can fool the male visual system with make-up.”
He said his studies with co-worker Craig Roberts showed female attractiveness also fluctuated throughout the menstrual cycle, peaking at a woman’s most fertile days.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4396230.stm
Dam got to be wary of women with too much make-up.
This is funnny: ‘Hormonal’ women most attractive ... Omer Admani
Omer which Hormonal stage are you talking about? Pre-Hormonal, Intra-Hormonal or Post Hormonal? Tum bucchay ho abhi, apnay Hormones ko nahee samajhtay ho aur you are talking about women Hormonal attraction …. LOL… kya baat hai tumharee…. Dill aye Bellucci pay tou Punjabi aur Sindhi kyaa Cheez hai?
Do you know that expression, “Dil aye whatever pay tou Paree kya cheez hai?”
Accha, I know, I know you are quoting the BBC article …. laikin quote kernay say pehlay baat ko samjha kero aur baad may women aur unkay Hormonal stages or attraction ki baat kero
Javed Khan
I just found the article funny. Evolutionary Biology generally is hilarious.
Btw what makes you think I’d know nothing about hormones of women?
Yeh Kia Horaha Hai, Yeh Kia Horaha Hai ??
This blog is gone
Why is everyone ending there comments with Yours sincerely or Kind regards Abdul. Confused ?
What’s going on. Are u backbitting without my presence or embarassing me or what ????????????
Abdul …
Yes, I am confused too.
It seems like everyone is writing their true feelings and saying whatever is in their heart and then they are like ending the comments with someone else’s name. This is really baffles me.
Awas …
Welcome back and it is so nice to see you after a long time.
Hope you had GREAT time and well deserved vacation.
Abdul
we were not back biting or embarrassing you. we were just enjoying ourselves, thanks to you. Please dont feel bad about it. I am sorry if u felt tht way. we were just being silly…
Extremely shocking behaviour by VP, DRC aka Paindoo, GF and Omer Jhaki Habshi Halwa, husband of Monica Bellucci, boyfriend of Aishwarya Rai
Grow up people, stop saying “I am agree” and copying Abdul’s antics
Hawww hai BF!! Ure the one who started it all to begin wit!! haha
Munir Thakhnon pe zoor nahi do. Just do what they say, If u cant beat em , join em! hehe
Watched slumdog millionaire today!
i found it to be so boring, but the last 15 mins wer really good
Ok,
I just want some opinions and be serious about this.
If a girl was to perform in a dance competition in front of other students, would it be a besharam thing to do?
VP
Slumdog was mediocre. The ending was good though.
Khansahab
Ahem, you started the ‘Yours Sincerely’ business
Apologise to Abdul 
KIDS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
Watch what you say!
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny’s turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?
I think it can be used for diarrhoea.
Who told you this?
Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ‘take a
Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder’.
DRC
i think its not besharam as long as you are not dancing indecently or if you are not dressed indecently.
DRC
I never negotiate with a terrorist and I never apologise to Abdul.
Kind regards
Without a leotard what good is dancing
LOL at the LS comments, that’s some show of bipolar personalities.
Welcome back Awas, I’m assuming after eating all those protein and fat rich Lahori food you had put a few pounds on
DRC
Yes, there is a weird connection between me and Wasim Akram, we have the same birthday as June 3!
Speaking of avatar, your picture reminds of the movie “The Ring” and “Grudge” . I suppose you added this picture of yours to scare Abdul away, LOL.
@your question, If a girl was to perform in a dance competition in front of other students, would it be a besharam thing to do? No but if you don’t share the video with us that will be a cruel thing to do
Khansahab
Fair enough. You have your reasons and I stick by those.
Feeling better?
Awas
Nice to have you back
VP
Good point. Hmm still a hard decision to make!
Besides, I don’t find ballet dancers besharam…
Theo
Yeah…had some wonderful Lahori food…
There is one thing I am never able to do and that is to put on weight, no matter how much I eat.
Yeh it to scare people. I had a different one up for about half an hour, then Javed said ‘eye tum bum’ and I got shy and changed it!
I dunno at qucik glance, you kinda of looked like him. I apologise if you thought it is an insult.
Hmmm I would not share the video on here
Awas if that is the case you are so lucky. I look at food and put on weight
DRC/The girl in the Ring movie
Why would I feel insulted when compared to Wasim Akram? He ain’t bad looking.
Why not post the video? Abdul will rejuvenate.
So what were you doing when you took that picture? My best guess is; you were combing your hair to get rid of billions of lice you have
Awas
You don’t put on weight after eating Lahori food? You are one lucky bast**d!
lol@ Theo. She’s just being shy.
Theossa
Sir, nice to have you back!
Well I think most of us found Wasim Akram ugly, which is why we said you don’t look like him.
I also put on weight very quickly even if I have small amounts of food……
We have a bottomless pit= JAVED! ufffff he can eat n eat & not gain a single lb! I HATE U JAVED ISHHHH HAHAHA
Sweeite u have stamped your authority @475 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did i do that Abdul??
I don’t have much appetite but to me gaining weight = losing sight of the muscles on the abdominal area, very frightening sight to me. For men, ideally, the circumference of the widest section of the belly should be 2” less than the boney area just over hip where one put the jean belt on. For example if that boney hip area is 34”, your waist should be 32”.
Khansahab
I’m not done with the emergency projects yet but just getting a break since the draft is under review. Hopefully there won’t be too many changes to make. Btw you are just 21; your metabolism should be as fast as a formula one car!
Abdul
Just so you know Sweetie is single and beautiful as ever. She has a Facebook account too!
Wow … seems like the gang is all here tonight.
Theossa, Awas, Abdul…
Good to see you guys
LOL @ Awas …
‘take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder’
It’s like even then it is a big “MAY BE”.
You are back with your good jokes
Hey, guys…don’t make me sound like a gannet though…I don’t over eat…
Abdul
Why are you not replying to my requests???
Awas , what requests ? To email because if so that will be done this week inshallah .
Abdul …
This one is for you:
http://www.bollyv4u.com/watch-Billu-Barber.php
You can also select any other latest Indian film.
Can you please explain, what is “Anda” delivery (Egg Ball), which you mentioned on Cricket page. I am a bit curious. Thanks.
Its lunch time and Javed is probably busy making chappatis with rolling his dough, making it flat, and using his weapon chimta to flip LOL.
F.K.R.
I just read all the comments. Come on now and show yourself, you’ve been preaching that you were not the sensitive type but I guess it’s easy to get to you. I hope everything is alright with you.
Theooo k bachay!!!!
Abdul, i m single , but im ure Baji! hehe
Theo deer, this is for you.
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/news/animals-news/italy-unicorn-apvin.html
LOL @ Javed Ka Chimta
And I hope you are not having another tuna sandwich.
Abdul
I was referring to my comment #27 on the main thread…then I have a number of questions to ask you on the art of legspin but only when I know who I am talking to…
In the meantime tell us, if one changes his career to become a ballet dancer, can one become better at bowling a googly?
And little advice
When someone says “Abdul, i m single…” Reading between the lines, I suspect Sweetie’s got the hots 4U. So, just you watch out…they say experienced ones like young guns
Sweetener
Thanks for the link; I wish I could put this Unicorn Deer on my living room wall! Es khoobsorat Deer ko mien moorti bana ker dekhta rahon aor pulkain bhee na chipkaon.
When all you gals will give Abdul his due respect of a man? I think Abdul is losing precious points by not displaying his picture so they gal can decide. DRC thinks he is not even legal to date and Sweetie only date guys with some macho beard on his face. Abdul showing a picture with some shave will turn the ladies on! Copy one like Shahid Afridi not like Mushy btw Awas has a point there!
Munir
I’m having Orange Chicken, the best Chinese food ever! You can ask Javed about the recipe since he spends half of his time in kitchen cooking and washing dishes
thts fatal attraction, you love a deer so much u kill one when u see it
Awas, =( who says i never said i have the hot for Abdul, between the lines nor outside. & i did add, im ure baji.
LOL @ Javed cooking & washing dishes. haha
iPod
I hope you have a poetic side so that I’ll explain my “Ishq-e-Deer” to you. Actually it’s never a one sided love affair. For spiritual reasons, deer find me very attractive so when they see me they sing:
Tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam
Pyar hotta hai dewaana sanam
Ub yahan se kahaan jain hum
Tere bahon mien mur jain hum
Abdul
In case you are not aware of the American slang Baaji; it’s an African American term which they use for Sugar Mama just like they call hot gals Sista. I hope you’ll get the hidden message Sweetie is trying to convey because she’s shy to be blunt about it.
Sweetie
Do you really take Abdul for a fool…hun!!!…I don’t think he is gonna believe in the last three words you said…hes a wizard
It is all very clear to Theo, Abdul and I…
urghhh!! Smack** all u guys =(
What’s cooking guys?
First it was DRC loving Abdul and now it’s GF?
My God these girls of today!
The only thing I love is raspberry ice cream,; Abdul was way farrrrrrrrrrrrr in the scheme of things.
Sweetie he is all yours
Khansahab
It’s just that Abdul is a chick magnet and even Sweetie can’t resist his charms!
Good Moaning Guys: Especially Theo who is moaning for nutting
Errrmmm I woke up so late today and had my late, late Paratha breakfast and having my tea, you may call it brunch or whatever because some people live all their life on Tuna Sandwich and kill Deers in retaliation and throw them away because they cannot do anything with it
Sweetie, yeah you are not the only one who hate me, you have joined the crowd
Awas : LOL @ your good one, tell us something more about Vatan-e-Aziz.
Theo
This pic was taken at a party where we had all cooked and got together at uni. I was asked to serve everyone food and that is what I was doing in the pic.
Just because you have live Theo, does not mean everyone else has them
lice not live…Doh!
No DRC, i’ll pass!
Awas, i’ll have to hook u up wit Paro if u try to hook me up with Abdul. hehehe I already have a BF.
Sweetie
One was enough…I would rather you hook me up on a real hook…and leave me hanging there…Lol
Paro…Humm…how is she like btw…just curious
Awas, ask Javed! lol
Last week I was playing club cricket at my county and the team that came from Surrey were talkin about a budding Pakistani born legspinner called abdul that he is a real talent and he is Mushy’s protege and he is a great u-19 bowler, upon asking his full name they said it is abdul hissan? abdul is that you?
Paro…Humm…how is she like btw…just curious Awas
Jaisay Ghazal ki aankh
Jaisay Hirni ki Chaal
Jaisay Teetar ki uraan
Larki nahee balkay ek Teer Kamaan
Sweetie, hates her too.
Like she hates me
read below she confirmed that she hates me!
DRC
@ I was asked to serve everyone food and that is what I was doing in the pic
Ewwwww!!!! With exposing your hair like that and probably shaking them I know what kind of food you were serving! Didn’t they complain about too much dark cumin in the food? LOL.
Javed, since you have arrived to entertain the crowd, I’m leaving for the day. I have to steal your Mehbooba so you won’t brag about Chai Paratha anymore. Btw who on this blog can make good Chai Paratha? (I hope not Abdul)
Have a nice rest of the day.
Theo ki dumm may Dhaaga
Wo Dumm Dubaa kay Bhaaga
Nahee… DRC ki joo-ain kalay zeeray ki terhaa nahee ho sakteen
They must be like Flak Seeds to match with her brown hair.
Moin Taj are you sure Abdul’s name is Abdul Hissan?
Btw, Hissan means horse, he must be the flying horse!
It all adds to the flavour
Wow DRC, I see a big change in you. You don’t get offended anymore by silly comments and thats something to brag about. Abdul should take a hint here!!
Ps.
In other words DRC is becoming a good “batsman” she knows how to hook a bouncer!
No Javed, she loves u ;P
By the way Sweetie u addded me on what ?
( don’t censor this please)
WHat? I added u on what? Even i don’t know that!
She added u in her janitors list.
MOIN Taj! That’s a familiar name… hmmm
Lol @ janitor. this reminded me of the janitor from srcubs
he also likes to hunt and stuff dead animals. people find him repulsive.