Comments on: V-TALK 8 http://legslip.com .........More than just a revolutionary cricket blog....... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:58:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: kaleem http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14234 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:30:57 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14234 abdul

if you think a 9 digit mobile number would “fool and tempt” me into ringing you, then you are assuming me to be as intelligent as yourself? dont you know mobiles have 11 digit numbers?

lol @ khansahab’s comment.

]]> By: Mohammed Munir http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14231 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:02:49 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14231 Javed Khan …

Here is second ‘Missra’ to your ‘Shair’:

“Ch2So4’s ki kami nahee ek dhoondo hazzaar miltay hain”.

Naqad Maango, Udhaar Miltay Hain. ;)

]]> By: ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14230 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:35:45 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14230 LOL @ Jaanwar!
Did u write tat for Paroo? hehe

Javed , i so badly wanna send the dog to a dog pound, where the belongs, but i cant get myself to do such a terrible thing.

]]> By: JAVED A. KHAN http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14229 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:11:56 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14229 Sweetie knows a lot about jaanwar, I am not talking about her K9. Its during those days this so-called jaanwar wrote a nazm, here it is:

Apni zindagi may hum dou (2) bar mohabat may giraftar howay

Ek baar hum nay mohabat kee
Aur doosri baar humay mohabat ho gayee

Apnay aap say humnay mohabat kee
Aur apni zaat say humay mohabat ho gayee

Aap ko hum nay apnay paas hee rekkha
Aur zaat ko hum nay apnay dil may rekkha

Kabhee apnay aap say jo bay-qaboo howay
Tou zaat nay humay apni aoqaat may rekkha

Yani zaat paat kay chakkar may apnay aap say ulajhtay rehay
Rafta, Rafta aap kay kuch bhee na rehay, aur zaat kay hum jaanwar bhee na rehay

Adaab Arz :D

]]> By: JAVED A. KHAN http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14228 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:04:32 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14228 Theo on your hunting & your one sided affair with Natalie, here is something for you:

Mai Shikaar hoon kisi aur ka
Mujhay Maarta koi aur hai
Mujhay BV nay Bakri Bana diya
Varna vo bhairiya koi aur hai

Kayee Sardiyaan bhi guzar gayeen
Mai Natalie kay kisi kaam na Aasaka
Mai Lay-half hoon kisi aur ka
Mujhay Orta koi aur hai

Natalie meray samnay tou aagayee
Meray robe may tou jhukk gayee
Mujhay Laat kha kay khabar hoiee
Mujhay peet-ti meri BV hee hai

Btw,

Jo garajtay hain vo barastay nahee
Yahan bhonkta koi aur hai
Yahan Kaat-ta koi aur hai :D

Now, go ahead and add a few more lyrics to this parody … I am expecting a retort here. :D

]]> By: JAVED A. KHAN http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14225 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:02:01 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14225 Are u dyslexic ?

aNO, I have a cylinder in one eye and astigmatism in the other which causes a blur vision and that’s why instead of abdul I read bull bull. I got an RK (radial keratotomy) as well as PRK (photorefractive keratectomy) after that I started seeing 2 bull bulls. One on the branch and the other on a stage, one is ready to reveal its true identity and the other is already making indecent exposures.

Perhaps I need to go for a LASIK (Laser assisted in situ keratomileusis) but, I am afraid if I get that done, then I meet see bull bull kay bucchay aur bucchaon kay bucchay daal daal kucchay…….. God knows what will happen to this blog.

]]> By: JAVED A. KHAN http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14224 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:49:25 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14224 Uffffoh BB tum nay sara maza kirr kirra ker diya balkay satyanaas ker diya by revealing your puppet’s name. Khair, how are you? And welcome back to the blog jo kay saieen saieen ker rehi thii tumharay binaa. Btw usko kennel may bheja kay nahee? If not when are you calling the k9 catchers? :D Just dial K911

]]> By: ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14222 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:03:37 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14222 Javed , I wanna answer tat riddle, its Kuttey ki dum, aka MUNEER!! lollll

]]> By: Abdul http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14220 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:22:16 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14220 “Kwalty.” Are u dyslexic ?

]]> By: JAVED A. KHAN http://legslip.com/archives/v-talk-8/#comment-14218 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:12:45 +0000 http://legslip.com/?page_id=932#comment-14218 Abdul here is a riddle for you: What is that which cannot be straightened even if you keep it in a Phukni for 12 years?

My point about Wasim Akram was not about his bowling and I made it very clear that other than his bowling which is great, I am very disappointed by WA’s behaviour in general. But, being a spin kid that tail is terhee ki terhee. Even with this hint, I am sure you won’t make out what the riddle is all about.

And you are not just technically a county cricketer’s butt, you are a dame good hooker of the bouncer’s balls and you only reveal those hidden talents to those who are bowling at you, so “I impressed” with your technicality and specialty and this is a rare “Kwalty.”

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