Ama yeh Lucknow ki saugaath hai aur is tehzeeb ka mubayyana phull, jab ek shayar ek haath mai paan or doosrey haath mai jaam rakh taa hai aur moo mai paan ki peek, toh silsala aur karvaan shurooh ho jaata hai shayari ka……………

Oh that, “Billi Kay Khowaab May Cheechray” … yes I heard it and know it well.

Liked your Sardar joke, I heard it for the first time.

Here is one from my side…

Q – What is the difference between a woman and a girl ?

A – 25 KG

Q – What is the difference between a man and a boy ?

A – 25 minutes

Have you not heard the famous expression: “Billi Kay Khowaab May Cheechray” ? Goya Jaan-e-Bahar ko hum nay Cheechra Bana diya!

Last time I wrote a joke on the cricket page, perhaps you did not read that, I am gonna repeat it.

“Sardarji” tells this to his friend: ” BV kay intekhaal kay 3 saal baad, Sharaab Ki Botul ka Sahara liya!

Dost: Phir kya hoa?
Sardarji: Hona kya thaa………. Botul tore ker nikal na para!

LOL Balkay LMAO @ your “genetic engineering”. All are good, but best was no. 3 … “Pyaar Ka Vada aisay Nibhayen, Tum Bhoolo tou Tum Murr jao, Aur Mai Bhooloon tab bhee Tum Murr jao” …. it is like “head I win, tail you loose” kinda situation.

Sorry I don’t know what is “Billi Ka Khowaab”, please tell me the storey behind it.

Anyways, it is long time since you told us a nice storey.

Don’t put words in my mouth, I did not use her name, I meant in general girls go for face lifting just like guys go for weightlifting.

On poetry, I usually perform genetic engineering by altering the famous existing songs:

1. Yaeee Dostiiiii Hum Naheeeee Chorenge
Phorenge Sir tera, aur Taang bhee Torenge

2. On that famous song, Chaudhveen Ka Chaand ho…. I start with Chaudhary Ka Saand ho
And, one of the verses is, “Jaan-e-Bahar tum kisi Shayer ka Khowaab Ho.” I say, “Jaan-e-Bahar Tum Kisi Billi Ka Khowaab ho.”

I am sure you know what is Billi Ka Khowaab?

3. Pyaar Ka Vada aisay Nibhayen, Tum Bhoolo tou Tum Murr jao, Aur Mai Bhooloon tab bhee Tum Murr jao.

Well, there are many but, for today 3 are enough

Don’t put words in my mouth, I did not use her name, I meant in general girls go for face lifting just like guys go for weightlifting.

On poetry, I usually perform genetic engineering by altering the famous existing songs:

1. Yaeee Dostiiiii Hum Naheeeee Chorenge
Phorenge Sir tera, aur paaon bhee Torenge

2. On that famous song, Chaudhveen Ka Chaand ho…. I start with Chaudhary Ka Saand ho
And, one of the verses is, “Jaan-e-Bahar tum kisi Shayer ka Khowaab Ho.” I say, “Jaan-e-Bahar Tum Kisi Billi Ka Khowaab ho.”

I am sure you know what is Billi Ka Khowaab?

3. Pyaar Ka Vada aisay Nibhayen, Tum Bhoolo tou Tum Murr jao, Aur Mai Bhooloon tab bhee Tum Murr jao.

Well, there are many but, for today 3 are enough

I liked your ‘Azad Nazam’ style, it seem you want to write poetry by being ‘Bae-Parwa’ from ‘Kafia & Radeef Ki Qaid Sey’.

This ‘Azad Nazam/ Ghazal’ is modern day ‘Shairee’ which liberates the ‘Shaair’ from old stile of repeatitive poetry.

BTW, this ‘Shair’ which I wrote above …

71, 72, 73, 74
75, 76, 77, 78

is a famous ‘Shair’ from some know poet. No jokes.

Javed Khan …

LOL @ 61 – 62, 61 – 62.

So you are suggesting that Sweetie has done ‘face-lifting’.

You are safe as long as she has not read these comments.

Wah Wah! Kya baath ki hai tu nai! Teray kalam key Ghalibaana asraath ko iss nacheez ka salaam…..

Jawaban arz kiya hai…..

“Chattanon”

Junoon ki teh sey kyun mera chaman bigh ra……

Andaz e aashiqui-I am agree kaha aur phir jhagra?

Chattanon par bhi phool khiltey hain leken, ay Khansahab

Haseena key husn sey jaisey kaanta niklaa……..