CONGRATULATIONS MISBAH UL HAQ for successfully losing the test match! You deserve an applaud for achieving whatever you always wanted to achieve. I know you look so happy raising your bat for making that invaluable contribution of 52 runs in that losing proposal.
Your coach Pra Waqqa is behind you in supporting your cause that your test team lost “bakaoz” that culprit Akhroat Afridi gave away the winning momentum to the West Indies team in the last 2 ODI’s. Therefore, you have lost the match because of him.
UKP Waqar Younus do you have any brains to use that analogy? What kind of a momentum are you talking about? A test match is a different ball game than an ODI. That momentum ended with the ODI series which Pakistan won under the captaincy of Shahid Afridi.
By your own analogy Afridi must have lost the ODI series because the momentum was in West Indies favour when the won the first and only T20. They should have carried that momentum into the ODI series and should have won the ODI series as well.
Waqar we all know that you are an idiot commentator but, you are a very stubborn and a stupid coach too. You poked your nose in the team selection matters which is neither your domain nor your forte. As a bowler you were good, like any horse is good for a few races only. But, you were not a thoroughbred but just a good bowler.
But, in rest of the departments of the game you are not even a mule (Khucchar) but a donkey or an ass, who is there to labour relentlessly without using his brain. Luckily that Akhroat Afridi still has some in his upper chamber whereas, yours is all fried up and nothing but brain masala. You better take a flight from Guyana to Sydney and don’t think of going back to Pakastan where you will not be greeted with flowers but with old shoes and rotten eggs. It is time for you to hang your boots and enjoy your retired life with your Aussie wife.
Missy Baba, your cricketing career will have this baba tag for the rest of your life. When you entered into the international level you were just a boy or a baba and then, it took you so long to come back that in the waiting you got too old and became a budda baba. You don’t know how to play cricket and win at least a single match on your own. That Akhroat Afridi must have singlehandedly won at least 25-30 matches for Pakistan, whereas you must have lost at least a dozen, am I right?
In this test match too you dropped 3 simple regulation catches that slipped out of your “Bucket Like Hands” and your admirer that “Phutta Baja” whose “Tub Like Mouth” always praises you and Chotta Akmal even if you misfire your fart. Ramiz is your “Girayeen in Toiletries and Bathroom Utilities.” So, you all belong to the same Hummam. It is a shame that you are carrying that same Malak, Akmal and Salman Butt legacy of negativity and ruining the game of cricket in Pakistan.
Every single kid in Pakistan knows and blame you for giving away the semifinal match in a silver platter to India by blocking 40 dot balls. Pakistan lost by 29 runs had you scored even 30 runs out of those 40 dot balls, Pakistan would have won. Who knows whether you have sincerely lost the match or honestly accepted bribe in losing that match? Whatever it is you are a total disgrace to the nation. We also know that Ijaz Butt will not fire you but, you have some sharam, some haya, you must resign from international cricket and don’t even think of coach and commentating job like your Pra Waqqa.
I can write a lot more on this subject, but I will leave it for my bloggers to fill up the blanks and stuff your trousers with gifts that you may not like to accept.
MISBAH IS SAYING “SO WHAT IF HAVE LOST?” I MADE A FIFTY AND THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT