WHY is Mr. Asif Zardari poking his nose in cricket? Just because he is the sleeping patron in chief of the cricket board in Pakistn does not give him the right to do so.  In politics, he used ALL his resources to come into power and sneaked in through the backdoor. The PPP got sympathy votes because of BB’s demise and Zardari bulldozed himself into power. Ever since he came into power he is bulldozing the country, which is almost flattened by corruption, lawlessness and disasters.

Recently he went on a YATRA to INDIA and came back looking holier than the COW. He seems to be looking very inspired by Manmohan Singh and wants to follow his footprints. Also, talking too much about developing bilateral ties between the two countries.

I hope its not going to be a “Kawwa Challa Hans Ki Chaal…”  or, follow the sheep or the PiedPipper story? You created IPL, I will create PPL and you roar, I fart.  Why the HELLO Pakistan needs to follow the footsteps of The BCCI? They can do weird things, adapt strange policies, demand extreme measures but, the PCB cannot do the same. They are in no position to demand, they have everything to lose and nothing to gain i.e., if they further antagonize the ICC, they will be isolated. Is this what Mr. Zardari wants do do before he takes another permanent one way flight to Dubai?

Zardari himself is always in “Chay-Oss” (this is exactly how he reads Chaos – so now his speeches are written in phonetics.) and he sought advise on cricket from 5 ex-Chairmen of the PCB and one of them is the “Buffoon” Ijaz Butt.  (By the way its not me but Malcolm Speed the former Chairman of the ICC called him “A Buffoon”).  And, why is DNA not in this committee? That is because he is a sensible person and he is the one who gave the PCB a written constitution for the first time in 60 years?

I support this rule  i.e.,  the ICC has set March 2013 deadline for all its affiliated members/boards to make their system more democratic and to ensure that no kind of interference is done in their affairs by their respective governments. The maximum punishment for not following the instructions could amount to disaffiliation of the PCB from the ICC.

Pakistan is already isolated from the rest of the world. Not even Bangladesh wants to come to Pakistan to play cricket in Pakistan. What a shame this happened during Zardari and Ijaz Butt’s time and neither of the two has extended their apologies to the Sri Lankan government, their cricket board, nor the players or, the people of Sri Lanka for that horrendous terrorist attack in Lahore.

Since then Pakistan is still playing International cricket outside their country and are at the mercy of the other board’s schedule and their moods. Right now they are at the mercy of SL and Australian cricket board and waiting for a reply from them i.e., to the SOS that Zaka has sent it to them saying, please, please, please accommodate us in your schedule and let us play a couple of matches with you in Sri Lanka.

Pakistan, if they remain adamant in their stupid approach will soon become an ORPHAN in the cricketing world. Paani may reh ker magar much say bair? Kimpossible.  Neither Zardari nor Zaka or any of their cronies are able to see what they are doing? Zardari and Zaka will soon be gone it will be left for others may be Imran Khan to flung the Dung left by these Buffaloes and Cows.

Well, the PCB is a cash cow and that is why they are all hovering around like vultures and they have not wasted any opportunity in damaging the game of cricket in Pakistan.  To make it to the British theater, you need to be White, middle-class, Oxbridge educated. And this is not just a single person’s opinion but, has been highlighted in the last 12 months by people all over in the UK.

Likewise in Pakistan if you want to make it to the national team and if you ant to be the captain of the Pakistan cricket team you have to be an elitist from the province of Punjab. You don’t need anyone to vouch for this bold statement, its known to everyone and everyone who is not from the Punjab is saying this. Well this blunt statement may hurt some of the people who are involved in it and they may say its not true but, history is there to prove it.  Shall we start digging out the names or, shall we leave it here for the grave diggers to their job? Just for info: I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done!  🙂

The best thing for Zardari is to become a janitor at the mazaar of his ex-wife.



  1. #1 by JAVED A. KHAN on April 12, 2012 - 4:03 PM

    We have a new thread here on Zardari asking ICC to stay away and not interfere in Pakistan’s administration of the PCB. Do you think he is justified in doing this? IMO its a very stupid decision to alienate Pakistan from the rest of the world. As it is he has no interest in cricket and he has spoken now only because he wants to please India because the BCCI is also trying to do the same. But, Pakistan need have to follow them. India can play IPL and keep throwing away money to get the foreign players but, Pakistan? They neither have that kinda money nor, the ability to stage such a show. They think that the Faysal Bank T20 was a success imo its like a spec of sand on the beach. Pakistan will be totally deprived of international cricket. And, India Pakistan may not play bi-lateral series until and unless the terrorism is under control, yet there is no guarantee.

    So, please go ahead and express your views and comments.

  2. #2 by Raju on April 13, 2012 - 7:10 AM


    guess who joined tehrik insaf?

    Ks would love it


  3. #3 by JAVED A. KHAN on April 13, 2012 - 2:57 PM


    LOL, I read her tweet yesterday when she wrote that she has no intention or desire to join politics but, she will consult her father and let us know tomorrow i.e., today. Hahahaha, har kaam baap say pooch ker kerti hai kitni bholi bucchi hai. 😀

  4. #4 by Shayan Abbasi on April 18, 2012 - 4:22 AM

    Well Pakistan prepared the plan for PPL way back in 2007 i think, or even earlier, but it couldn’t happen due to the logistics. and the board used to be under the control of the ministry though not any more, but we’re not copying the BCCI. also the fact that zardari sahab doesn’t know much abt cricket was a blessing in disguise as he appointed zaka ashraf instead of “nawaazing” his usual useless favourites . as for zaka ashraf, he’s doing things the right way, at least till now. but we shouldn’t beg for india to play us, they’re missing out on revenue too b y not playing this series.. abt the new ICC rule for an elected chairman, i think the rigging we see in general elections will be outdone here, afterall this the second most sought after job in pakistan, first being the president’s office

  5. #5 by JAVED A. KHAN on April 18, 2012 - 8:55 AM

    Shayan — having an idea and not implementing it is as good as nothing, so Pakistan should not be cribbing that it was our idea! The rule of the jungle, ‘survival of the fittest’ is applicable even in today’s world. Even patents and copyrights can’t prevent imitation and replicas. Aping may be morally very bad but, in the corporate world it may produce some profitable results rather than discouraging it, it is encouraged.

    As regards Zardari’s interest in cricket, he has no interest in politics either. He was interested in money and he made billions and now he has lust for power. A lot of people say that his days are numbered but, he is planning for his future and I will not be surprised if he stays for another term. Because, under the circumstances no party is going to win a majority of the seats.

    His appointee Zaka Ashraf is not as bad as The Butt, but he is a puppet and has no spine at all, besides he has no knowledge of the game or even the administration. You say “we shouldn’t for India to play us,” but we are doing the same with Bangladesh. Zaka wants to accept this Bangladesh tour to Pakistan at any cost so that he will get a feather in his cap to say, ‘during my tenure, I have reestablished International cricket in Pakistan.’ Apart from that there is no other motive because, neither BD would be able to generate any revenue nor, its going to attract any audience.

    There was a time when Bangladesh desperately wanted to visit Pakistan and the PCB used to say, ‘sorry we have a very busy schedule and we cannot accommodate you.’ And, neither the players were interested in playing with BD. Whereas, the likes of Misbah and Malik would be dying to play to improve their averages and to cement their place in the team, considering BD is still a minnow, that Asia Cup was a freak thing to have happened.

    I still support the ICC rule because, sports should be free from politics and the government. That does not mean the PCB will be free from nepotism, cronyism and regionalism. They will still be the same until and unless some real, honest, sincere professionals step inside and take control of the institution and the only beacon of hope is it may happen if Imran Khan comes into power and he overhauls the system. But, that is asking too much. Because, logon ki Khasslat nahee badalti, unfortunately in Pakistan politics just a handful of people are honest and the rest are all corrupt.

  6. #6 by Raju on April 19, 2012 - 9:01 AM


    bangla hicort has stayd the pk tour and lol at zaka the gadha for talking about legal action and questioning court’s jurisdiction.

  7. #7 by JAVED A. KHAN on April 19, 2012 - 11:05 PM


    Pehlay tou vo kashkole lay ker unke peechay bhaag reha thaa aur ab legal action lega? Zara see der may ye kya ho gaya Zaka ko?

  8. #8 by aliahad on May 4, 2012 - 11:17 AM

    I just read on cricinfo that Alan Donald is running for Bangla cricket coach. Is PCB sleeping why can’t they rope him in as the bowling coach. I believe he is better than Maulvi mushy and Mohammad Akram.

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