#1 by Mohammed Munir on January 10, 2009 - 10:15 AM
Benazir’s daughter, Bakhtawar pays a tribute to her mother, through a ‘rap’ song…
Surely the times are changing.
#2 by Mohammed Munir on January 10, 2009 - 10:38 AM
Khan Sahab …
I saw ‘Training Day’, it sure is a nice movie. I liked Denzel Washington.
Have you seen the “American Hinstory X” ?
This is just a great ‘cult classic’ …. absolutely fantastic.
The movie is about racism in USA, a must see.
#3 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 10, 2009 - 11:54 AM
1. I have seen that news on BBC that Bakhtawar paying tribute to her mother through a rap song. Yes the times are changing and so is the culture. This is exactly she wanted, post that rap song on the internet and people should talk about her and her mother. She thinks that the whole WORLD is weeping at the loss of her mother which is wrong, only a few feel bad about the way she died the rest are doing drama-bazi. But, the happiest person on earth hasn’t stopped showing his teeth since she died. Guess who? Einstein hona zaroori nahee!
2. Your unconditional love for KSA seems to be natural under the circumstances, do I have to tell you why? 🙂 You have drawn a lot of comparisons and tried to prove that KSA is not the most populated or the most powerful Islamic country in military terms or not a democracy etc., yes we know that but, they are powerful because of the oil and the money they have.
Their Shaikhs and the government officials also exploit the fact that the two Holy Shrines are in the KSA and treat many pilgrimages very badly. My personal experience was very opposite on both occasions, may be I was lucky. But, there are thousands and thousands of people who have complained about bad behaviour and bad attitude from them. And, they are not creating stories just for the heck of it, why would anyone lie after coming back from the holy land? So, there must be some truth.
One of my friends was so disgruntled and dissatisfied that he was saying that both the Holy Shrines or the cities of Mecca and Medina should be independent and not under the control of the KSA Shaikhs and government.
As regards the practicing of Wahabism there is no denial that the youth of KSA are hell bent towards Wahabism and are not only practicing but, actually forcing on people to behave, accept and practice the way they think Islam is. The Muttawas roaming on the streets actually uses a cane and whip the people if they are seen on the streets and mall at the time of the call for prayers. They snatch gold chains from the necks of men if they find them wearing it, by saying gold is forbidden for men. During the post Gulf War era there were reports of them canning the US female soldiers wearing shorts, which resulted in street fights between them and the female soldiers. Anyways these are individual incidents but, there is some truth behind it.
Not every female soldier is interested in fighting a war in Iraq or Afghanistan, take a look at this link please:
#4 by khansahab on January 10, 2009 - 12:27 PM
No I haven’t seen American History X, I got to see it once but got really bored. I think it’s one of those movies that require patience.
Denzel was great in Training Day, his performance (which got him an Oscar) was very powerful. Although he was the main character in the movie, he still left much more of an impact than the other guy, Ethan Hawke, who was the “good guy”.
#5 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 10, 2009 - 12:47 PM
Good guys and bad guys. I remember seeing a movie called Taking Lives in which Ethan Hawke plays the role of a bad guy and Angelina Jolie as the Good Bhains. 🙂
The movie was filmed in Montreal, Canada. Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 had a tiny role to play in that movie. In other words he was an “aikasTurra.”
#6 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 10, 2009 - 12:54 PM
Why on earth I am up so early on a Saturday morning? I got up at 6:00 a.m. and now its almost 8:00 a.m. and am feeling bored after seeing out from the window its so dull, cloudy, gloomy and boring. I think I must eat my Paratha breakfast and go back to sleep! In such a weather, you either go out skiing, tobogganing or snuggle into your bed and snore! 🙂 I prefer the later.
#7 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 10, 2009 - 1:05 PM
where is Darcey or Ms. DRC ? 🙂 I don’t understand why you have such a soft corner for a gal who said (twice) that khansahab is a wet lettuce? If she had said it only once then it was pardonable, considering it was a slip of the tongue or a finger on the keyboard. But, the second time she insisted “But, khansahab is a wet lettuce.”
By repeating this, DRC nay khansahab ki ijjat aur paramPara ko lulkara aur, mai nay khansahab ko itnay kachokay diyeh, uskaya, “provoka” magar Khan tuss say muss na hoa. Zaroor Daal may kuch kala hai! 🙂
#8 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 10, 2009 - 1:07 PM
I really do NOT like Angelina Jolie …. khansahab
Aji mai nay kab rishta jora thaa? I know you must have liked the uncensored version of that scene! Khair.
#9 by khansahab on January 10, 2009 - 1:37 PM
Javed A Khan
I was going soft on DRC because she is a girl 🙂
But DRC should not interpret my sympathy and gentlemanly nature as my weakness 🙂
It is like how Pakistan is responding to India saying, “we want peace but if we are attacked we will defend with aggression”.
#10 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 6:54 PM
Well that is just sexism Khansahab
#11 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 6:55 PM
P.s. the above picture is far more acceptable than the bhooooootneeeeeeeeee picture. It is easier on the eye 😀
#12 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 7:01 PM
Aslong as everyone is over 16 years old, it is all good 😀
I know like haaaaaaaaaaawww haaaai
#13 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 7:46 PM
You should not discourage Khansahab from being nice to me 🙂
Aur daal meh kuch nahi kaala…
#14 by khansahab on January 10, 2009 - 7:55 PM
Daal mai kuch kaala nahi hai
Aur doodh mai koi makhi bhi nahi hai
Hehe, in Pakistan/India etc, people actually eat makhis and machchars sometimes cos they go inside the mouth 🙂
#15 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 7:56 PM
Phir aankh kyun maar rahey ho
#16 by khansahab on January 10, 2009 - 7:57 PM
Ba-kaouz aankh mai makhi chali gayi thi
#17 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 7:58 PM
Acha…tou phir aankh mein kuch kaala hai? And I don’t mean the pupil!!
#18 by khansahab on January 10, 2009 - 8:00 PM
Mai sab ki aankh ka taara hoon
Ba-kaouz meri aankh mai makhi chali gayi
#19 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 10, 2009 - 8:05 PM
acha ji…jo aap behtaahr samajhein 😀
#20 by Sweetie on January 11, 2009 - 5:54 AM
Hmmmmmmmm, BF, how does a makhee fit in ure eye?
Makhee or not makhee, i got my eyes wide open! lolll
#21 by khansahab on January 11, 2009 - 12:32 PM
You got your eyes wide open cos a makhee hasn’t gone in there yet! 🙂
OMG I hope it never happens to you! Because people will start accusing you of being an “aankh maarney waali larki” 🙂
#22 by Sweetie on January 11, 2009 - 3:00 PM
BF, I happen to have baree baree eyes, so ppl cant really accuse me of nething. hehehe
How ever, im gonna keep my eyes on DRC. U cant blame a girl , now can u? After all , Theo noticed too ! LOL
#23 by khansahab on January 11, 2009 - 3:07 PM
If you have baree baree eyes isn’t there a higher chance a makhee might come inside?
In what way will you keep your eyes on DRC? The “I am suspicious about this girl” way, or the “I got my eyes on you…..and I like what I see” way?
#24 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 3:25 PM
“baree baree eyes”
Why don’t you admit what you really meant to say was this:
Yeh kaali kaali aankhen, ye gore gore gaal
Yeh teekhi teekhi nazrein, yeh hirni jaisi chaal
I guess there must be much more that we need to know about you 🙂
#25 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 3:56 PM
Maine kya kiya?!
#26 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 4:01 PM
Kooch tau kiya ho-ga!!!
So, tell us?
#27 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 4:08 PM
Maine par kuch nahi kiya. Honest guv’nor!
Kya baataon 😉
#28 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 4:25 PM
Koi tau dill ka raaz ho ga?
#29 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 4:36 PM
Ok come here, I will tell you………..
*whispers into Awas’s ear*
Ssssshhhh!Keep it a secret!
#30 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 4:46 PM
I couldn’t hear a thing you said…I must have dropped my hearing aid. Feel free to email me so I can play a referee between you, khansahab and Sweetie 🙂
#31 by abdul on January 11, 2009 - 6:17 PM
are u their now ?
#32 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 6:25 PM
I saw the activist, Inayat Banglawala’s interview on BBC news, on Harry. He condemned it too but was very sensible when he said that it was something that he said three years ago and all kids sometimes make mistakes and say things like that when they later realise that they wish they hadn’t.
He said, as long as Harry is really sorry and has apologised which, he said, he has then it’s acceptable and we should move on to the real issues such as Gaza and the problems being faced by the Asians in this country.
#33 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 11, 2009 - 6:57 PM
Aankhain, Gaal tou theek hai BUT from where you saw the Hirni jaisi Chaal? 🙂 And you better specify what you wanna see, sandal or danda? 🙂
#34 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 11, 2009 - 8:25 PM
do you know the difference between their and there?
#35 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 11, 2009 - 8:45 PM
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?”
“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time.
#36 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 8:50 PM
Awas is your hearing aid plugged in now?
#37 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 8:52 PM
You just want to see your buddy put into trouble. Thanks! 🙂
#38 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 8:54 PM
No, hearing aid is broke…
#39 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 11, 2009 - 8:54 PM
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone.
He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner listened to the following conversation.
The boy asked, “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
The woman replied, “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
“Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, “Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida.”
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,” Son… I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
The little boy replied, “No thanks 🙂 I was just checking on the job I already have!”
This is called SELF- APPRAISAL. 🙂 From time to time, we all need to do self-appraisal.
#40 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 8:57 PM
I see…:( I guess I can’t whisper then.
P.s. I didn’t understand who Javed was referring to in comment no. 38
#41 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 11, 2009 - 9:07 PM
Not you Darcey! 🙂
#42 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 10:15 PM
I don’t know whether “She is definitely up there with the most beautiful…” but
She is definitely never gonna sink in a swimming pool is she? And she doesn’t need any floaters either. 🙂
#43 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 10:28 PM
Oh ok Javed
Don’t be sad! I guess you are either VERY appreciative of the feminine form or you are easily pleased. Maybe you will snap out of it soon.
LOL. She definitely won’t be sinking
#44 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 10:29 PM
No…that wasn’t the problem…it was just a health warning. Let me put it this way, if you were to put your head on her pillows unintentionally, you are likely to get suffocated.
#45 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 10:43 PM
Don’t you ever die like that as we’ll never be able to say Shaheed khansahab Zinda hai
#46 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 10:47 PM
khansahab is a liar 🙂
#47 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 10:50 PM
Who to believe…hmmm
#48 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 10:55 PM
Okay, leme teach you something about accountancy. When you balance the books, you don’t just look at the “assets”, you got to consider the liabilities too.
#49 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 10:55 PM
Aabhi bhi aankh mein makhi hai?!lol
Ok Khansahab if you say so 😀
Ok so name some people you don’t like the look of and what is your criteria when going ‘off the face first’
#50 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 10:57 PM
I really like the song tujh mein rab dikhta hai from rab ne banadi jodi. do u like it too?
#51 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:06 PM
It is a lovely song. The female version of the song is very cute too. Really liked the film aswell.
Although the lyrics are blasphemous 😀
Have you watched the film VP?
#52 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:09 PM
Ok then forget British juveniles or ‘goris’, what about desi girls?
Koi gal nai..tussi aaish karo 😛
#53 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:18 PM
i have watched the movie and i kinda like it. and you are so right! the song has so much ‘shirk’ in it, but its nice!
im am an SRK fan. sometimes i think he over acts but overall, he is good
#54 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:30 PM
VP but how cute was the story line. It was so cute how even after eating all those gol gappay, he ate the biryani to please his wife.
I hate how Bollywood makes out all men are so sweet, do anything-I-would-die-for-you etc etc 😦 Reality is far from that.
I quite like Haule Haule too.
I very rarely go out of my way to someone is stunning or pretty. If anyone does get that crown, it would be Katrina Kaif. I also thought the girl out of Bab ne banadi jodi, in her plain shalwar kameez was quite stunning.
#55 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:33 PM
excuse my spelling mistakes please, I tend to type quite fast and not proof read 😀
#56 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:34 PM
scarlett johansson has an innocent face, she is cute. i like beauties like katrina kaif, preity zinta, monica bellucci and keira knightley.
#57 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:38 PM
yes i totally agree with u here abt bollywood movie men
#58 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:38 PM
im not surprised u agree with me
#59 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:40 PM
#60 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:41 PM
Neha Duhpia sometimes looks really beautiful and then sometimes quite the opposite, if that makes sense.
#61 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:42 PM
yes i will agree with u on this neha dhupia one too.
#62 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:45 PM
yes your standards are going down as you are growing up (negative correlation)
#63 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:46 PM
Ok for want of a better word, as you know I do not like the word ugly, would be ordinary.
Khansahab, you can appreciate her don’t worry. Like I said, you enjoy yourself.:)
VP how old are you?
#64 by Vanilla Pod on January 11, 2009 - 11:48 PM
guys i will chat to later
#65 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 11:50 PM
What about Pudukone, no one mentioned her? Even the name is cute…
#66 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:54 PM
She is pretty, but after seeing this pic, she seems quite ordinary too.
#67 by Awas on January 11, 2009 - 11:54 PM
You have this effect on people to send them to sleep when you start asking their ages.
Lets say, VP is a young scientist of the year…hence I say VIP 🙂
#68 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 11, 2009 - 11:55 PM
But then again Khansahab, I will leave you to appreciate such beauties, don’t want to considered ‘wooo hooo’ 😉
#69 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 12:00 AM
Still very nice indeed with her Doe eyes…and I like sanwalee saloanees…disappointed?
Buttt…the last time I saw her in IPL with SRK, she had no assets up there so to speak of. Has she had a job done?
#70 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:01 AM
Well now all you gorgeous gentlemen, it is very rare to find a Bollywood actress or any actress for that matter who is truly stunning minus all the airbrushing, make up/hair etc
It doesn’t matter if Deepika is dark skinned, she should be more true to herself and not come across as something she is not.
I’m sorry! Did’nt mean to put her to sleep
#71 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 12:14 AM
Where is “the relatively natural look”???
Zara jalwa tau dikhao!!!
#72 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:15 AM
Those in the media are transformed I would say. The amount of make up, products, air brushing and lighting which goes into transforming them is quite shocking.
Under layers and layers of foundation, features can appear different. Even desi brides look so different on their wedding day, in comparison to how they look on a normal day. The power of make up. Make up SHOULD ideally enhance the features.
I am sure if I, who is pretty ordinary looking, if I was to wear the amount of make up these actresses wear, I would be considered ‘stunning’ and ‘beautiful’ too 😦
#73 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:17 AM
I do not want to scare the LS members with my thobra 😦 Although a few people on here have seen what I look like; I think they are still recovering
#74 by khansahab on January 12, 2009 - 12:19 AM
I am agree about brides. I don’t understand why people dress up so crazily on their wedding day. I have never liked any bride ever, no matter how gorgeous she might be. The amount of make up and jewellery, it’s just sickening and the person starts looking like an alien.
I feel sorry for those husbands who think their prides look pretty on the wedding night and then when the make up wears off they say, WTF? Is this the same person I married?
#75 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:24 AM
Now Khansahab, apply that ideaology to actresses and those in the media. It is one and the same thing; as much as you guys will not want to admit it.
#76 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:28 AM
See told you my thobra has shocking consequences. See what happened to bechara Khansahab 😦
#77 by khansahab on January 12, 2009 - 12:30 AM
What you think about my food list there?
#78 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:32 AM
Yeah because in the real world, we do not all feel the urge to have bits of plastic implanted within us to look like blow up dolls 🙂 I would have to say, the majority of us are voluptous.
No you haven’t caught me out. So ner!
P.s. why are you checking other people’s brides out :O
#79 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 12:34 AM
“a few people on here have seen what I look like”
Who are those chosen ones…you haven’t met some sons of Moses have you?
I’m jealous 😦
#80 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:36 AM
Impressive food list.
I baked a chocolate and orange cake earlier. It was nice. Tasted like Terry’s Chocolate Orange 🙂
#81 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 12:43 AM
Humm! “rear surgery” that’s a revelation!!
#82 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 12:44 AM
#83 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:46 AM
Yeh I read about rear surgery a few years back in Marie Claire Awas
Allah Hafiz/Shabba Khair Khansahab. Don’t worry I will tell you like it is when you phone tomorrow 😛
#84 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 12:50 AM
Ok better get back to my essay.
Allah Hafiz and Shabba Khair!
#85 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 2:41 AM
Darcey Agar aap apna Thopra nahee dikhana chahti hain na dikhain per Chowkhta tuo dikha dain ta kay logon ko pata chaly Dimples Kahan hain? Otherwise their imaginations will run wild. 🙂
#86 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 2:47 AM
That Wicked Witch of the Wild West is also a very good BAKE-NEE. She makes excellent Tiramisu.
LOL, this reminds me of a Chinese Lady who introduced herself as:
My name is Miss LEE and I have a BAKE-LEE.
And, this reminds me of a joke:
After the Tianamen Square Massacre in Beijing one of the foreign journalists went to Beijing and wanted to cover some news. He sat in a Cafe and sitting next to him was a local Chinese who was able to speak English. So, this journalist asks him:
How often do you have Elections?
EVELY MALNING replied the Chinaman. 🙂
Btw, where is ANDHEEKE?????
#87 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 3:22 PM
Kate Winslet got the Golden Globe award, in fact two awards; winning best actress for Revolutionary Road and best supporting actress for The Reader. Ten years ago she was just an EYE TUM BUM, now she is a good actress.
#88 by abdul on January 12, 2009 - 4:59 PM
Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.
Guys on your discussion about Bollywood actress I will give my verdict. Anuksha is simply the best of them all followed by Rani’s looks in some films such as Tara Rum Pum and Kank along with Preity. But A.Sharma stands out for me!
Gee the prince’s insult “raghead” was being used frequently in school today. See what an influence this can have on the younger generation.
#89 by abdul on January 12, 2009 - 5:19 PM
Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.
#90 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 6:09 PM
Was everybody calling each other “raghead”, “raghead” at school??
“there” and “their”…you are quite right, it wouldn’t have gone in the English’s head…I still don’t know the difference and I’m not even English 🙂
#91 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 6:11 PM
“Javed A Khan, yes I realised the mistake soon as I posted my comment but yes I do no the differences between the homophone although it can be a common mistake that many English people don’t know.” abdul
no & know
#92 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 6:18 PM
no & know
#93 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 6:30 PM
LOL @ awas
And do you remember ” Lovely No?”
That is Shakti Rape Kapoor’s pet dialogue when he drools over a pretty face! 🙂
#94 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 12, 2009 - 6:52 PM
abdul – Meanhile on my aim to learn the 99 names of Allah I have learn’t 35 so far.
Why meanwhile? And I guess you wanted to say one of my aims is…
If your aim is to learn the 99 names of Allah or the 99 attributes of Allah, first of all you must write your full name. Just writing abdul and that too without a capital A is incorrect.
Abdul is the first part of a compound Arabic name beginning with Abd al, meaning “servant of the” …. such as … “servant of the powerful”
If your name is Abdul Aziz, you must write full name. The general mistake most Indians and Pakistani Muslims make is addressing people by the second half of their name. In case if it is Allah’s attribute such as Rahim, Rahman, Karim, Aziz, Jabbar, Ghaffar, Ghaffoor, Razzaq etc. They all must be read or said with Abdul Rahim, Abdul Karim…… Abdul Razzaq etc.
So, it is better you remember this very important aspect before you learn more. Also, start writing your full name, there is no point in calling yourself only ABDUL. This is an anglicized version of Arabic name because they cannot say Abdul Razzaq or Abdul Mutalib hence they just say Abdul.
There is another assumption that Abdul is a shorter version of Abdallah or Abdullah, which means slave or, servant of Allah. In any case it is wrong to simply say Abdul. Its not like you call someone with his first name like John, Tom or Tim because Abdul is not a complete first name. It is a part of a compound name which remains incomplete if you don’t add anything after it.
I hope you understand my point. If you are not satisfied or not convinced go and ask your masjid Imam.
#95 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 7:13 PM
All these different names you guys come up with from Bollywood these days, I’ve never heard some of them. The only reason I knew about Pudukone was that camera kept focusing on her in IPL matches.
Does anyone these days have time to kill three hours watching Bollywood/Lollywood Khicheries with Asli Aata advert every ten minutes?
Adul, I checked a couple of them…Kaafi motti taazi for actresses. I guess you like good solid women, do you?
#96 by khansahab on January 12, 2009 - 7:17 PM
I think most people make time to watch movies. Of course your profession entails great responsibility and you are in a “profession” so that in itself means that is your foremost priority.
For non-professional ladies, students and juveniles, there is time at hand but for serious students, it is all about how they apportion time. People like me spend too long messing around and then get stress and panic attacks towards exams and wake up for most nights.
Personally I don’t watch Indian movies to get educated or entertained the way I see Hollywood movies. Bollywood is just this escapism which the whole family can enjoy and have a laugh about. Of course, Bollywood movies have better acting, direction and camerawork than Lollywood movies which is why the former is the automatic selection if there is ever a choice. Yet, they are often very silly and made for relatively uneducated people.
By the way, trends are changing and now all Indian movies are between 2 and 2.5 hours long. Only exceptionally are they now making movies that are longer, such as the recent Ghajini.
#97 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 7:25 PM
Lol @ “panic attacks”….don’t we all…
Yeah, good escapism I guess…but that Asli Aata advert drives me mad. If cricket is on it’s after every over 🙂
#98 by Vanilla Pod on January 12, 2009 - 7:25 PM
I proudly say i have time to watch bollywood movies and i like them….not all of them ofcourse but those that get good reviews. and if u r watching dvd then there are no asli atta breaks in between 😀
#99 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 7:29 PM
Good for you…I bet you are still a lucky student.
They have nothing much to do…gossip and movies 🙂
#100 by Vanilla Pod on January 12, 2009 - 7:33 PM
yes i am a very lucky student indeed and i am very happy about it
#101 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 7:41 PM
Make the best out of it. This time you will always treasure, after that it’s all uphill. Wait till you get Mian/Bachey. There is nothing in marriage after a couple of years (words of wisdom) 🙂
khansahab, Abdul you better pay heed to this advice. Ignore it at your peril.
#102 by Vanilla Pod on January 12, 2009 - 7:54 PM
i completely agree with u and thanks for the words of wisdom. very useful 😀
#103 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 10:25 PM
Science and Islam on BBC4 was very interesting and a revelation.
Tell me, when you were reading science did you ever get to know the names such as Ibnul Haithen and many more, the pioneers of modern science, in Western literature?
I’m aware that in medicine they have deliberately taken out any references to the great contributions made by Muslim pioneers from the medical text books.
#104 by Vanilla Pod on January 12, 2009 - 10:31 PM
I also watched the programme and found it to be extremely interesting and amazing. The western world does not talk about Islamic scientists, which is very sad. I was not taught about any of these genius people.
unfortunatley even in Islamic countries, thse people are not mentioned in the school science curricula.
#105 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 11:31 PM
When I studied GCSE History, a quarter of our course was based on medicine throught time. Due credit was given to the impact of Islamic scholars, also how they helped during a time in history know as ‘the Enlightment’, when the Western world will still scavenging in caves and whatnot.
During A level Philosophy and religion, I came across many Islamic Scholars. The course was centred around Judaism. As much as we don’t want to admit it or recognise this, but our religion has so many parallels with Judaism. Funny how we all lived for centuries in relative harmony.
My dad is an avid philosopher and book collectr. He has a few hundred books all just on Islamic scholars and their contribution to the world.
We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.
#106 by Vanilla Pod on January 12, 2009 - 11:46 PM
its funny how one has to study history or philosophy and religion to know about islamic science whereas it could be mentioned during science classes.
and about yesterday, make up or not, u r a beautiful person so dont change.
inward beauty lasts way longer than outward beauty 🙂
#107 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 11:56 PM
The Western World are not humble enough to accept that yes they were paindoo too at some point. Illiterate peasants as someone I know calls them but anywhoooo…
When the Western world were throwing their crap (in the literal sense) out of their windows and onto the street (and even passer bys below),; in our part of the world we had an efficient sanitation system. Funny how the Western World suffered from the Plague isn’t it?!
P.s. that is a very kind thing for you to say. Thank you!
I am addicted to this song
#108 by Awas on January 12, 2009 - 11:56 PM
May be in GCSC but any references in medical text books of the contributions of Muslims have been deliberately oppressed or even removed. Muslim Hakims were the first ones to perform any kind of surgery but you won’t find many medical students knowing much about them.
By the way, we do admit and recognise that there are so many parallels with Judaism unless you are talking about those Taliban type hiding in caves 🙂
The ancient city of Mohenjo-Daro is an Indus valley civilization, well before the onset of Islam in that region. Which books have you been reading? 🙂
#109 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 12, 2009 - 11:57 PM
I prefer it when Amanat Ali sings it.
P.s. Khansahab Neha is in this vid
#110 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 12:02 AM
Hmm in this one book it did say about Muslims and Mohenjadaro and also is it Harrapa. I’m confused now.
Oh and trust me I have met a lot of people who are ignorant about the parallels and if you reason with them all the say is…don’t compare us to those kaffirs. Hmm!
#111 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:05 AM
Inward beauty than outward??? Very diplomatic!!!
I would rather inward and outward both when it comes to beauty?
#112 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:08 AM
Kafirs!!! Laholewalla…they are Ahle-kitaab. Even a marriage is allowed with them. So, you have much more choice now 🙂
#113 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 12:11 AM
inward and outward beauty? a lethal combination very rarely found.
#114 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:12 AM
So, don’t worry if you get stitched up with a gora even 🙂
#115 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:14 AM
If you say things like that then khansahab will never be able to find his suitor 🙂
#116 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 12:16 AM
Men can marry women who are Ahle-kitaab but not women. As a child’s lineage and religion is based upon the father’s religion. So for women it is still a no go area.
Yeh those who are beautiful on the inside and the outside are lucky people
#117 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 12:17 AM
i think he can live with just the outward beauty.
#118 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 12:18 AM
Likelihood of getting hooked up with a gora is zilch. I prefer Pakistani men
*whistles and walks off*
#119 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:23 AM
I think you probably got that right as far as khansahab is concerned…he is such a sucker 🙂
Where is he hiding today???
#120 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 12:25 AM
Ohhh!!! That’s sweet but you got to broaden your horizons 🙂
#121 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 12:30 AM
I’d rather remain a nun fanks you much much
#122 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 12:42 AM
wht makes u feel like that?
#123 by khansahab on January 13, 2009 - 12:53 AM
This debate is perhaps more apt for the Religion page, but Islam was introduced to the world during the period which Western historians refer to as the “Dark Ages”. The irony is of course that Muslims often say Rasool SAW brought “noor” or light to this world (as in light being brought during the “dark” ages).
The social conditions that the world was suffering through the Dark Ages are remarkably similar to how the Quran mentions these conditions to be. For eg, female babies were buried soon after birth, women were treated as slaves or were treated as a burden and killed, there was widespread ignorance, absence of any semblance of decency or honesty from society.
#124 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:00 AM
What being a nun or not marrying a gora?:D
#125 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 1:09 AM
Being a nun
#126 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 13, 2009 - 1:14 AM
We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was. DRC
DRC, really? I mean was Mohenjo-daro (Mound of the Dead) is almost 5000 years old civilization, what has that got to do with Islamic World?
#127 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:16 AM
Until I come across and meet the right person, I will remain a nun.:D
Do you like my theory?
#128 by khansahab on January 13, 2009 - 1:17 AM
I think alot of us are nuns and priests until we come across and meet the right nun or priest 🙂
#129 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 13, 2009 - 1:18 AM
Harrappa is even older than Mohenjodaro – you definitely are confused. May be you are talking about ancient Nainwa and Babul of Iraq but those are all pre-Islamic civilizations.
#130 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 1:19 AM
your theory is very good. wht khansahab is saying is also good.
#131 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:20 AM
Javed I am going to read up on it after my exams. In the book it makes connections between the twol Islam and ancient civilisations. I am pretty confused now.
You priest? Hmmmm LOL 😀
#132 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:23 AM
Nuns and priests take a vow of celibacy hence they can’t marry other nuns and priests. However as per my theory, non-nuns and non-priests can convert the celibate folk 😀
I’m getting well confused :p
#133 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:24 AM
Priests can be straight. However, I did not know appreciating Lucy Pinder and the likes are a part of your celibacy vow hehehe
#134 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:30 AM
Khansahab, after my exams I will help you find someone 😀
#135 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:36 AM
well duhhhh you also said until you meet the right nun?!
No, I insist :p
#136 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 1:43 AM
Koi haal nai tera..mundaya!
#137 by Wasim on January 13, 2009 - 9:01 AM
“We just have to look at the ancient city of Mahenjodaro to realise how advanced the Islamic world was.”
Mohenjo-daro was built around 2600 BC and abandoned around 1900 BC so it can’t be regarded as a part of Islamic world.
You can say how advanced our Indus valley civilization was back then.
#138 by Wasim on January 13, 2009 - 9:04 AM
I am sorry Javed already said the same thing.
#139 by Abdul on January 13, 2009 - 4:17 PM
Khanshab,how is economics as an A-level subject. How did u find the course as a whole?
I’m planning to do my A-levels Maths,Economics,Biology and Statistics
By the way who saw chnadi Chowk to China being one of the main headlines on BBC news with interviews with Akshay Kumar and Deepika Panduoke.
Or has anyone heard of secret billionaire?
I like this tune for Chandi chowk. Really beating and cathcy.
#140 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 5:56 PM
I also said the same thing in comment 139 even earlier…
It just shows every one thinks but no one reads 🙂
#141 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 9:40 PM
Say if someone who used to pick on you during your childhood, decides to add you on Facebook, should one accept or reject them?
Aceptance to show that maybe you have done ok for yourself and are a better person.
Reject them to make a point.
It’s funny how a lot of people from my primary school are adding me all of a sudden and sending me messages. Hmmm!
#142 by khansahab on January 13, 2009 - 9:44 PM
Don’t do anything, to show them that they are not even worth debating whether to add or reject on Facebook 🙂
#143 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 9:48 PM
They are gathering up. There is like a whole cluster of them!
I was the only one who didn’t go to the reunion either hehe.
I’m a rebel me!
#144 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 10:45 PM
you should add them! and show them u r up for any challenges cos u r a mature sensible young lady now!
#145 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 11:00 PM
A few of them have messaged me and said things like you look so good and we only recognised you from your name. We should catch up blah blah blah! It seems as though they have matured but then again…
I used to get called ‘p***’ as I was the only one in my year group, but then I moved houses and went to a different school, and left those people behind. Now all of a sudden they are all back.
I’m well confuzzled *scratches head*
#146 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 11:09 PM
are they all goray?
#147 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 13, 2009 - 11:19 PM
Oui. Females and males.
Do you reckon then all want to gang up and get me in a public place, so that they can be beat me up?! 😀
#148 by Awas on January 13, 2009 - 11:44 PM
How did they message you? Or was it a massage? 🙂
Perhaps some kaaley too 🙂
Goray, kaalay…are these words politically correct?
#149 by Vanilla Pod on January 13, 2009 - 11:52 PM
yes DRC u can add them. i am sure thay hav grown up too.
yeh goray ..kaaley, all good 😀
#150 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:00 AM
“all good” really?
Why do I sense a hint of sarcasm in your smile or are you just a happy bunny? 🙂
#151 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:02 AM
happy bunny 😀
can i ask u wht is the history behind your name Awas?
#152 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:05 AM
WHY you ask me questions like that???
You are making me nervous now…saara raaz sub ko bata doon!!!
#153 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:07 AM
ok ok ..dont! preserve the secret and dont be too nervous, its all good 😀
#154 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:15 AM
I was only kidding you.
There is however an interesting story there surrounding my real name but that will mean giving out my real name which I don’t mean to right now.
I like how you give up so readily…Lol It must be dead easy for your lot to twist your arm 🙂
#155 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 12:15 AM
Ewww massages freak me out.
Was definitely messages.
On Aunty VP’s orders, one shall add them 😀
#156 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:19 AM
DRC my child, u shall be fine
#157 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:22 AM
i wasnt giving in, just helping u keep ur secret a secret..hehe 😀
#158 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 12:25 AM
#159 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:26 AM
I don’t know whether to believe this…
(with eyes squinting)
#160 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:27 AM
Is there any one who doesn’t like massages?
What about giving one then?
#161 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:28 AM
Who pinched you there?
#162 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:29 AM
aww u can believe it. seriously 🙂
i feel like having lassi now
#163 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 12:31 AM
I don’t mind giving them but I can’t stand them.
I never used to like people amking physical contact with me, shaking my hand or hugging me either at one point..
My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe.
#164 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:32 AM
Okay! fine, i believe you.
What do you see so different in my name by the way…is it odd?
Lasi? What kind?
#165 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:35 AM
You will put off many good suitors with weird feelings like that 🙂
#166 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:35 AM
ur name is not odd, but i thot maybe it was short for Awais.
and meethi lassi im talking abt..yummy..
#167 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:38 AM
You are quite far off with Awais…
I prefer salty Lassi with dinner…otherwise mango lassi at this time. But no desi mangoes these days 😦
#168 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 12:39 AM
Mum makes mango lassi which is just yummmmmmmm..
Awas…. fair point but hey what can one do.
LOL it’s not like the first question a potential suitor will ask me is ‘do you like massages?’ 😛
If he did….i’d RUN!
#169 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:41 AM
i have already had some lassi too! made it using greek yogurt. i cant have salty lassi only sweet.
#170 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:43 AM
No, usually that’s not the first question…often the last 🙂
I make the best mango lassi…
#171 by Awas on January 14, 2009 - 12:45 AM
That’s all folks!
#172 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:45 AM
Good nite sweet dreams
#173 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 12:46 AM
I’m sooooo not looking forward to the question and answering sessions in that case Awas LOL.
Right me offskis.
#174 by Vanilla Pod on January 14, 2009 - 12:49 AM
good nite sweet dreams x
#175 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 12:55 AM
Vanilla Pod …….. milao hath
I have a sweet tooth too for lassi, I might take the salty lassi in extreme hot conditions but I would always prefer sweet lassi. I make my own lassi and created several versions:
Original Lassi ( i.e., doodh, dahi & Malai ++ sugar)
Rose Lassi …. all of the above plus real Rose Syrup, it gives a lot of fresh taste in your mouth and it also helps in healing mouth and stomach ulcers as Rose petals have this healing properties.
Mango Lassi: A variation just to attract the Gora’s but I prefer to make it more creamy than watery.
Almond Lassi: Using the original Lassi formula instead of Rose Syrup, add Real Almond Syrup, I like the bitter Almond taste in it. On top I prefer sprinkling crushed or powdered pistachio and cardamom. It must be sweet ++
#176 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 12:56 AM
My sister tries to massage my shoulders once in a while and she ends up getting a mouthful hehe. DRCEYYYYYYY ??????
What the HELLO is going on here?
#177 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 3:31 PM
Javed, lemme tell u whats goin on here. CHEATING, that too khulaam khula LOL tsk tsk BF!!
#178 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 3:34 PM
Sweetie who is cheating against who? Please don’t play riddles spell it out. 🙂
#179 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 3:48 PM
Here is the new National Anthem for Pakistan under Zardari’s Rule.
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay,gas,bijli ka bohran
Quam mulk sub-gharak Nawaz,wakil paainda bad
Bainazir dunya say farar
Khoon main ranga sara saal
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
#180 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 4:02 PM
Im not riddler u see 😛
#181 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 4:10 PM
U mean your BF is cheating? Kaan Khencho iskay! 🙂
#182 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 4:27 PM
inni dour se ? howwwww
#183 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 4:44 PM
#184 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 5:12 PM
This is theossa and I’ll be using nickname Steeler for the time bieng to support my team Pittsburgh Steelers as I’m a die hard Steelers fan. Our team happens to be in AFC championship game this Sunday. I’m really busy with some projects but I’ll be back soon, Chow -:)
#185 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 5:33 PM
Theo, chow or ciao? unless ure project = lunch ( tat too chinese) hehe
#186 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:37 PM
LOL @ hungry Sweetie thinking of Chow Min Chinese food. Btw, nice photo Sweetie you are in the pink of your health now, are you? 🙂
Go Steeler Go …. good to know that you are busy other than being in Natalie’s hujraa !
#187 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 5:42 PM
Lol… Javed, ull be shocked to learn that this pic was taken less than a week, after i was released from the ICU! haha
#188 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:42 PM
On your isshhhhhh
I wish I can show the action of how guys ‘shake their hand by making a noise from the touch of their index finger and thumb and say Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yani kya keh diya!!! Its difficult to express in words here. 🙂
#189 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 5:43 PM
I thought you would be heartbroken by now and would be standing atop Golden Gate Bridge to leave for another world after being stabbed by Khansahab and DRC but I guess either you are tough as a Steel Curtain or,
Mushkilein mujh per itni padien keh assan hogien
But remember Sweetie I’m your countryman and I was sincere to you and gave you an early warning about the affairs between Khansahab and “self proclaimed nun” a.k.a. Miz DRC -:)
Btw I’m eating baked Citrus Chicken with South Western style spicy rice and boy it’s sooo good.
#190 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:45 PM
ICU why on earth you have to go to the ICU?
You mean International Court of Unity? 🙂
I Cant Understand …. this 🙂
#191 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 5:46 PM
& so sowwie. Thanks!
Natalie ka hujra? LOL natalie will dump him & run off just hearing the word hujra.
#192 by khansahab on January 14, 2009 - 5:47 PM
There’s no cheating going on! I’m as committed as can be 🙂
Aazma key dekhlo…..jaan haazir hai…..
(old Indian movie dialogue)
#193 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 5:48 PM
I haven’t done anything ahem
#194 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:53 PM
Theo while eating Citrus Chicken don’t murder Ghalib’s sher For Pete’s sake
Mushkilain mujh par Padeen itni kay aasaan ho gayeen!
Itni comes after Padeen not b4.
Ms. DRC is like one of these NUNS….
A US army soldier who came back from Iraq on vacation did not feel like going back to Iraq but, he was being chased by the US Military Police. As he approached the Church, he saw a group of Nuns standing outside the Church on the street. The man begged the Nuns to help him and told them that he did not want to go back to Iraq.
One of the Nuns raised her long skirt and the man hid himself, when the military police came and asked the nuns, have you seen a guy running? They showed him the other direction and the police went running towards the wrong way….. In the mean time this soldier hiding in the long skirt notices that the Nun had nice legs and he tells from inside, NUN, you have beautiful legs the Nun keeps quiet….. then the guy touches the legs and says, They are very smooth and silky. The NUN looses her patience and says:
Go ahead and explore further up and you will see a pair of BALLS ! The man does find balls and comes out all shocked. All the nuns tell him, WE ALSO DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ. 🙂
#195 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 5:55 PM
I can’t believed you compared me to a he-she
I am so not
*runs off and cries*
#196 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:55 PM
ahahahaha ha Chor ki Darcey may Tinka 🙂
#197 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:56 PM
Inni jaldi ansoo WE aagaye!
Chal Jhooti 🙂
#198 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 5:58 PM
Its about time that you put a face to the name. Upload your best picture on the blog so that no one can say you are a NUN (jo Iraq nahee jaana chahti) So, send khansahab your best pic. NOW. 🙂
#199 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:00 PM
Good one Javed. & btw Bm (bhollakkar miyan or monster), i did tell u about what happened rite?
Theo, i remember u telling me that & boy were u right! sniff**
BF, u cheatin on me khuley aam & keep sayin ure not! Me gonna cheat on u too & deny it.
DRC,’I haven’t done anything ahem’, tats what u call choor ki darhee mein tinka! lol
#200 by khansahab on January 14, 2009 - 6:00 PM
DRC has sent me her pic already…
#201 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:03 PM
Sweetie don’t you remember I am suffering from amnesia retrograde? Whats the harm in telling the Zamana?
On hearing the word Zamana Theo will sing with Crispy Chicken in his mouth “ZhhMaaNaa KHhhraaab Haaai DhhhaGAaa nNahHeee DhayNaa..” (Zamana Kharab hai Daghaa nahee dena.) This he will sing for Natalie.
#202 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:03 PM
#203 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:04 PM
I don’t want to upload my picture on here though Javed. So I guess you can confirm the nun-ish looks hahaha
You have already seen what I look like, so has Khansahab and so has Andheeke.
Khansahab only has eyes for you 🙂
#204 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:05 PM
Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily 😦
#205 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:06 PM
Darcey Andhee Kee is Andhee Kee 😉 she is blind. Khansahab has all yes on pink and me, I am suffering from amnesia retrograde so Duniya may aur log bhee tou hain, I mean iss blog per aur log bhee hain for e.g. Theo 🙂 Awas, ahem.
#206 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:08 PM
Yeah Javed..you’re mean, hence why the ansoon came so easily
Ahmed Faraz Arz KerDaa Aye:
Apnay aansoo apni aankhaon may rehain tou Mehr-O-Mah
Gir kay duniya ki nazraon may aabroo paye tou Kya?
Got it or need translation?
#207 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:08 PM
Yeah he used to, until u jumped in the pic & now his eyes are , ‘ kahin pe nighaein , kahin pe nishana’! lolll
#208 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 6:09 PM
Khansahab @ 236
Hummm, even pictures were exchanged! It’s keep getting bold and interesting.
Man, being a Pathan Akhroat I’m trying my best to insert Urdu and poetry in my comments. Don’t discourage me and take it “as it is” unless you want me to insert Pushto.
Aam khawo, drukht mut count kero
#209 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:09 PM
You have seen what I look like on numerous occasions.
To be honest, I do not want to upload my picture on here for several reasons.
You should take badaams for the amnesia.
#210 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:09 PM
& DRC, i havent seen u/ure pic.
#211 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:11 PM
Yeah and Sweetie trust me you are waaaaaaaaaaaay more prettier than me, so you have nothing to worry about!
#212 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:11 PM
LOL @ Niswar Khao Dibbya mut count kero!
Yes Theo even FOTOs were ekChanged. Daal may kuch kaala hai itthay! 🙂
#213 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:13 PM
DRC, im sure even without seeing ure pic that ure wayyy prettier. But it doesnt matter now does it? I am worried since BF is……… SNIFF**
#214 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:13 PM
Sweetie is as cool as a cucumber and she is seldom worried about her looks, thats why she has posted her ChowKhata on the blog.
Tusi Wee Cool ho jao aur Chaap Dou Thopra apna 🙂
#215 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:15 PM
lol@ Javed. BM!! i dont worry about my looks at all. Jesi boothi hei wesi hi deikhay gee! LOL
#216 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:15 PM
I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment.
I am not worried about how I look, as I have no control over that.I just don’t want to put it up here. I don’t want ever Tom, Dick and Harry looking at my pic!
Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right 🙂
#217 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:16 PM
As I know what Sweetie looks like, I don’t mind sending her my pic but I will not upload it on here. Sorry!
Sweetie…you are soooooooo wrong!
#218 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:24 PM
I don’t want my thobra staring back at me every time I make a comment. Darcey
So, you don’t look @ the mirror at all? 🙂
#219 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 6:25 PM
I take Skoal sometime while hunting. It’s a flavored American “Niswar”. You know remind me of good old days.
Hur khaar ukhpul khwund ow ukhpul maze, kho Pekhawar kho Pekhawar de kana
Don’t make this mistake of sending Sweetie your picture. She is also known as Wicked Witch of the West. She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt -:)
#220 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:36 PM
Daal mein kuch nahi. Khansahab will you put these people right Darcey
Haiiii Daal may Palak Bhee nahee!
And the second part of this sentence is so typical desi translation of Urdu to English
“khansahab will you put these people right.”
Its like a guy teasing a girl repeatedly and she gets cheesed off and says:
Mustansarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will say something!
#221 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:38 PM
She will cast a spell on you and will turn you into a deer for me to hunt – Theo / Steeler
Deer or a Frog? 🙂
To use as a fishing bait 😉
#222 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 6:41 PM
I would like Sweetie to turn DRC into a frog as Javed suggested, Sweetie it’s better be with eye lashes, hahaha.
#223 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:43 PM
You lot are soooooooooooo mean.
Leave me alone 😦
#224 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:43 PM
I’m allergic to the mirror
#225 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:43 PM
Sweetie on your Kahin pe nigahe kahin pe nishana
Here is the REMIX of that song………. must see !
#226 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:46 PM
Theo, u mean a deer, or a frog wit eye lashes? hehehe
#227 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:46 PM
Javed I’m allergic to the mirror DRC
You mean to say that bakaoz, the mirror stopped telling you who is the FATEST of the FATSO of ALL? 🙂
#228 by Steeler on January 14, 2009 - 6:46 PM
Hey guys gotta go, I will talk to you guys tomorrow, have a rainy day for DRC and a nice day for the rest.
#229 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:47 PM
Javed get lost
#230 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:49 PM
OK me gotta go as well, Darcey please cry a little more………….. you look sweet when you cry! 🙂
#231 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:49 PM
Theo, ill transform u into a deer & then ull know how those poor deers feel when u hunt them =(
DRC, im not gonna transform u into anything. Im sure u look great the way u are. But girl u need to stay away from BF!! LOLLLL 😛
#232 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 14, 2009 - 6:49 PM
I’m going too aur wapis nahi aaon gi
#233 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 6:51 PM
LOL @ fitteh moohn aur na vapis anay ki dhamki 🙂 ahahhahahaha
#234 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 6:52 PM
Javed, where do u find all these songs? LOL
#235 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 14, 2009 - 8:58 PM
Sweetie, the cricket channel on my Sat TV called CBN, or Caribbean Net Work either shows cricket or Old Indian Songs mostly REMIX and you know in the Caribbean there is a huge Indian population and they are also in music especially Reggae, Rumba Samba and what not, so the old songs with new dhin chic dhin chic music sounds good. And then, you can always find them on you tube. Is it that hard for Einstein to know that? 😉
#236 by Sweetie on January 14, 2009 - 10:11 PM
Im sure it must be, mainly cuz hes dead! hehehe
Einstein tu dour ki baat hei, even i didn’t know theres a channel called CBN. I was thinking u prolly watch one of those indian channels.
#237 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 15, 2009 - 2:10 AM
Sweetie its the cricket ka junoon that I had to get this TV channel and whenever they don’t show live matches, they show replays and sometimes in between there are these Indian Golden Greats Remix and even if you are not watching TV and working on the computer the new music in the background with old songs is better than the new songs with new music. There aren’t any lyrics in the new songs and neither there is any flow or rhythm.
Anyways, which Indian channel you were thinking? Saas Bhee Kabhee Bahu Thee type? No, I don’t watch any such channels, sometimes when friends visit they insist on watching Geo TV for news or for Capital Talk or for Dr. Shahid ??? That reeeen reeeeen ronay wala guy? Shahid Masood?
#238 by Sweetie on January 15, 2009 - 3:43 AM
Beats me dude! I have no idea what channels are out there (indian or Paki). I watch ABC, NBC, CBS, History channel, Nat Geo & discovery, & thats pretty much it.
#239 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 15, 2009 - 4:00 AM
Tum ya tou Nake Parveen ho ya tum itni Oldy Hawn ho kay tumko duniya ka kuch pata hee nahee! News tou sirf Senior Citizens suntay hain. Aur Nerds nat geo aur discovery channels dekhtay hain, aur geeks David Suzuki ko 😉
#240 by Sweetie on January 15, 2009 - 4:08 AM
What do u mean? Do i look like a senior citizen? NBC waghaira pe i watch shows like , ‘ The tonight show wit Jay leno’, Abc pe Boston Legal (which has ended =( ),
History channel waghaira pe different documentaries. Now if u call me senior citizen, ill spread a nasty rumor about u too !! HAHA 😉
#241 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 15, 2009 - 4:19 AM
Hahaha @ Dhamki…. you know French people love rumours, they say it goes from mouth to mouth. Aur, do I look like a senior citizen per let me tell you the latest. A little while ago one of my friends (not really a friend, friend but a neighbour) came to pick up a DVD from me and he saw me writing on the blog and said, Ahaa…. blogging hori hai? I said, haan hamari cricket ki blog hai.
He came closer to the computer and said, bhai yahan tou larkiyaan bhee hain yae konsi cricket hai? Then he looked at your picture and said, Sweetie? Yar, yae tou Zeenat Amaan lag rehi hai, yae kon hai? Then he asked for blog ka address batao mai bhee likhoonga! I told him jao, jao DVD lo aur dafa ho jao…. if he has read the name of the blog, Zeenat Amaan will ask for Jaan Ki Amaan because he is a number one thurki. LOL…
Boston Legal ki wo kuri achi hai. But, I haven’t watched even one episode, only seen in bits and bobs while flipping channels and when I saw her I recognized her, she used to be in ER or was it something else? And, do you watch House? Dr. House, Hugh Laurie and Cuddy! 😉 Other than House, I don’t watch ….. oh yes Heroes but its drifting so aimlessly there is no story, no plot, they are simply dragging it.
#242 by Sweetie on January 15, 2009 - 5:00 AM
lol@ Zeenat amaan. She`ll kill herself HAHA
Yeh i watch House. U seen Grey`s anatomy? Really good show. Better than House.
#243 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 15, 2009 - 3:53 PM
I saw Grey’s Anatomy once, but I don’t like their humour, its a bit wacko style. House has an attitude which is very unique and the sense of humour is very dry or dark you can say yet, its very hilarious and interesting. For e.g., once Cuddy comes and says: “House you owe me 50 dollars,” and he replies in a very serious manner, “and you owe me a lap dance.” LOL.
#244 by Vanilla pod on January 15, 2009 - 11:10 PM
I like to watch scrubs, the simpsons, southpark, smallville, csi and many more
#245 by Awas on January 15, 2009 - 11:48 PM
For the moment I can only watch this new picture 🙂 Is that really you?
#246 by Vanilla pod on January 15, 2009 - 11:50 PM
yes thts me alright
#247 by Awas on January 15, 2009 - 11:50 PM
Wow! I think it’s appropriate to say pretty as a picture 🙂 Mashaallah!
I like Southpark!
#248 by Vanilla pod on January 15, 2009 - 11:53 PM
where is everyone today?
i like cartman, he is well funny
#249 by Awas on January 15, 2009 - 11:55 PM
Lately, I have been snowed under with work (not snow). Can hardly keep my eyes open. I’m going to fall over the key board any moment but the nice new pictures are keeping me awake. A full album might do the trick 🙂
#250 by Awas on January 15, 2009 - 11:57 PM
What man is that?
#251 by Awas on January 15, 2009 - 11:58 PM
#252 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:00 AM
Lol @ khansahab’ preparation just begun and here am I yearning for sleep!
#253 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:04 AM
i guess everyone is busy with sumthing these days. DRC where is she
#254 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:05 AM
this is an exceptionally good pic, thats why its being displayed 😀
#255 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:07 AM
Nice pic VP. Wonder when we get to see DRC… & AWAS! hehe
#256 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:08 AM
#257 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:11 AM
I’m already there…there is not a lot of difference in there 🙂
Buss eik do ka faraq hai.
You are a liar (in a nicest possible way)…your pic tells the whole story…I hope I didn’t make you blush !
#258 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:14 AM
Besides, I’m too shy!
You are all laughing…now that’s not fair…honest 🙂
#259 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:16 AM
ure there where?
#260 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:18 AM
i duno wht to say…i look different in this pic…im not that fair to start with
#261 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:19 AM
Here…just a bit closer…that’s it…now you see!
#262 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:19 AM
so Awas should have a huge fan following if he is in there..:)
#263 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:22 AM
Chaalo…larkian tau buss gora rang chahtein hein…fikar not…dil must be saaf!!!
#264 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:24 AM
Yuck @ Gorey larkey!!
#265 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:24 AM
Me? Naaa…wait till all the guys see you…why has khansahab gone into hiding without commenting on a new pic?…Hummm!
#266 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:25 AM
If ne one wants a gora guy, kala dil wala, plz contact me, ill hook u up! LOL
#267 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:25 AM
yes u r right, dil must be saaf thats most important
where is javed and DRC and khansahab?
#268 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:25 AM
He knows im around! hehe
#269 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 12:25 AM
Some larkey bhi gora rang chahtey hain 😉
Dil kitna bhi kaala ho, no problem…..
This is what I’d like to say to kudiyan:
Ek Uncha Lamba Kad, Duja Soni Vi Tu Had
Teeja Roop Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni…..
Main Avi Teri Ute Vich Marda Ni….
#270 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:25 AM
Moi c’est ici 🙂 VP
#271 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:26 AM
#272 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:27 AM
Yeah VP very nice picture! MashAllah. 🙂
#273 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:28 AM
#274 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:29 AM
Je suis ici aussi!
#275 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:30 AM
Every time I turn the new on on tv, there nothing but that lucky NY plane crash. It just shows where the Western priorities lie. They all had a lucky escape, that’s good but are there no other news today?
#276 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:30 AM
On your Bon !
My mum used to say, why these French people always say Bon Bon Bon Bon???
Ammi…. it means good! Oh, accha but it sounds weird. 🙂
#277 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:31 AM
Keepin mes yeux on BF!!
#278 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 12:31 AM
Quest que tu va faire le weekend derniere?
#279 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:32 AM
& here he is! lol
#280 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 12:32 AM
Maidemoissele, tu est moi GF?
Merci beaucoup madame!
#281 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:33 AM
Je suis ici aussi! tweetie
Tusi ici ? Wallah? I thought it is JeeNut Amaan 🙂
#282 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:33 AM
I was wondering who were you missing!
#283 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:35 AM
khansahab tum French ki taang nahee balkay kuch aur tore rehay ho ! 🙂
#284 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:35 AM
Tais toi Javed!! LOL
Oui BF *blush* ;p
#285 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:36 AM
Awas, saab kuch bata don 😉
#286 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:36 AM
Awas the reason there is same news on the TV is bacaouz they are Koo-wain kay Maindak
#287 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 12:36 AM
It’s good night from me…
#288 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:37 AM
la weekend dernier, jai ecute la tv
#289 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:37 AM
#290 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:37 AM
Is it Tais toi or tez toi? 🙂
#291 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 12:39 AM
#292 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:39 AM
Khansahab tusi enj kero……. Fran Sisi noo chhado tay apNdi gul kero 🙂
#293 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:40 AM
j’adore l’francais but am forgetting everything
#294 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:40 AM
Now this looks like MIND YOUR LANGUAGE class.
Where is Mr. Brown?
Has he gone to LondonO ZooOO?
#295 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 12:42 AM
i gotta go
sleep attacks! goodnite people
#296 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 12:42 AM
Monsieur Javed A Khan
Il Abdul est semblable Saquib Rizvi, banker de Karachi, sil vous plait?
#297 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:42 AM
Bhoolna acchi aadat hai VP varna log purani ghamgeen bataon ko yaad ker ker kay roiyenge.
Issi lieyh tou kaha hai
Yaad-e-Maazi Azaab hai ya Rub…….
#298 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 12:43 AM
I am HUNGRY like the Budapest city ………. dinner time.
see ya guys laterz…..
#299 by Sweetie on January 16, 2009 - 1:07 AM
Javed, u mean “bhuda pest’? hehe
#300 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 1:38 PM
First of all where is Dead Deer (DRC)? Javed, man you must have ticked her off because she was definitely enjoying my comments, isn’t that true DRC? So it’s entirely Javed’s fault! DRC, show up and say Hi to me and Khansahab. Last time I saw Khansahab was crying out loud and singing this song:
To kahan yeh bata es nasheeli shaam mien
One other guy is missing, Mr. Munir Khan. I know how to get him back and I’ll use my street Pushto to get his attention,
Munir Khana, cherta kuna werke? Ok in a better slang, Inzeer gula cherta ye? -
I hope you did not turn DRC into a Frog that she went missing. We were just kidding so turn her back into the girl she was. She doesn’t like jumping around and eating flies.
#301 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 1:54 PM
Re: Missing DRC
No, I reckon its khansahab’s fault not Javed’s…just a hunch 🙂
I hope you are not using any expletives for Munir in your code words…he is performing Umrah these days…so, he is been a very good boy!
#302 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 1:59 PM
Theo, No i haven’t turned DRC into a frog… not yet! only if she manages herself to stay away from BF! hehehe
I had posted a Shrek pushto clip, have u seen it?
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except — ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing,nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoodick.'” “So what’s up with this voodoo dick?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!” The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo dick, the door.” The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo dick, get back in your box!” The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo dick, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said “Voodoo dick, my pussy!” The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “Yea, right… Voodoo dick, my ass!”
#303 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 2:09 PM
Munir Khan went on Umrah? Like they say, “900 chohe kha ker billee huj ko chali” -:)
Kitnee ladkion ka dil todo ge aor kitne dilon se kheloge? Since Sweetie doesn’t understand Urdu don’t worry Khansahab, she will still call you her BF.
Btw Awas, I sensed some great excitement and a hint of “crush” when you saw Vanilla iPod’s picture -:)
#304 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 2:14 PM
LOL Sweetie, OOOUCHHHH for the officer. Hahaha. Come up with some blonde jokes, I think you have plenty of those.
#305 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 2:14 PM
Long story…I was getting tired…but really funny ending.
I always get excited with pretty things…it comes to me naturally…I hope you are not trying to stir something up again…
#306 by farrah, k.raja on January 16, 2009 - 2:15 PM
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules ‘
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered ‘1 ‘
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say WHATEVER you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can –
To Give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can –
To give them a bigger laugh.
(HMMMN as if we THE WOMEN care)
#307 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 2:18 PM
Theo, kis nay bola k mujhe urdu nahi ati?
#308 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 2:19 PM
Good one…well done for speaking out for men’s rights…
#309 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 3:06 PM
What Sweetie? You can understand Urdu? Ahhh, I’ve been saying a lot of stuff in the past thinking that you have no clues about Urdu! I hope you don’t understand Pushto or I’ll go hiding somewhere.
Super stuff, if I could I would give the “Truth and Courage” or Nobel award for something. Simply the best men analysis in a while! Ladies please read and learn and there will be no battle of the sexes anymore.
Are you getting defensive man? It’s ok if you were humbled by Vanilla iPod. People don’t have controls over such emotions. So let it be told.
#310 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 3:28 PM
lol Theo. I do not understand pushto. Bits n pieces here & there.
Farrah, where have u been (sana’s still missing)? DO post the women part of the above stated! hehe
#311 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 3:39 PM
Sweetie mai dekh reha hoon tum Zoo Mainay Baatain ker rehi ho! 🙂
#312 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 3:49 PM
Sweetie, I can post a little on women for you.
Women think one thing, say the other thing, and do another thing.
Being poor is the biggest fear woman have so they look for security in this regard.
They worry too much about everything.
East, west, north, and south, all women are the same. If you know the game, you’ve got’em.
Even the most intelligent women get easily trapped by a “Player”.
Women like the guys who have some similarity in traits with their dads.
Women do not listen to understand, they listen to have a reply so there is no chance that you’ll win argument against them.
To sum it up for men and women I’ll quote from the great mathematician Pythagoras,
“If you want to test a man, test him by women, and if you want to test a woman test her by money”
#313 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 4:02 PM
A man in England was accused of making a traffic accident, after verifying his 40 year old driving record in which he never made any mistake, no accident whatsoever, the Judge asked him Mr. Right, what went wrong this time that you made a mistake?
The man replied: “Your Honour, this never happened in the 40 years of my driving history that, I was driving behind a lady and she gave an indicator to turn right and, she turned RIGHT. “
#314 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 4:08 PM
Why are you singing AazMaaYesh walay songs for Natalie? Are you in doubt that she is having a relationship with someone else while you were away? Aur agar wo murr gayee tou? Tum Chehlum per pulao khilanay bulao ge kay nahee? 🙂
#315 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 4:13 PM
Theo On men rules! My daadi used to say that Allah is male and not female, she used to say, see all the rules are in favour of men, besides he is Allah Mian and not Allah Bibi……
So, some broadminded Muttawa changed it to Allah Ta’ala. Fixed a Ta’ala a lock that no one can change! 🙂
#316 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 16, 2009 - 4:14 PM
OK me goes amigos
#317 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 4:16 PM
Theo, if thats what u believe in then u haven’t come across the right women.
I would never wanna end up with someone whos like my daddy! HELL NO! LOL what a mightmare…
#318 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 4:27 PM
Javed, it’s good to know that you are sexist like all men and God, LOL.
#319 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 4:42 PM
Hahaha Sweetie, you’re cool, I was trying to get under your skin but you seem a tough nut to crack but you know one of these days I’ll get you. Remember DRC?
Here is what I seriously think about women. It is against the idea of Feminism, and unlike men what men do and think. Most women seek a good husband, their own home, their own little world with kids, and that’s the secret to their happiness. The one thing I observed and benefited from is that most women like a spontaneous guy. So don’t assume that I don’t know much other than hunting and fishing. I’m smooth baby, LOL.
#320 by Abdul on January 16, 2009 - 5:27 PM
Guys my brief exams have concluded and now I’m back on LS.
I would firstly like to mention the debatable and controversial development of a 3rd run way at Heathrow airport.
In a way the 3rd run way will bring many advantages for people flying abroad in the future as flights will be able to go quicker and more efficiently. Also from an economical aspect Heathrow’s expansion will consolidate on its lustrous surroundings and could potentially be renown as the “greatest airport on the globe”.
However, there are some savvier consequences which have to be taken into consideration such as the pollution levels and residential property. Britain is already going through a period of recession and it’s unpredictable about its duration and effect but seeming it lasts it will add to the woes of the government and people of Britain due to many people losing out on their jobs and financial property. I also feel from an environmental issue the consequences are beyond acceptable. It will take up to 20% of Britain’s carbon emissions and when you consider the number of people in the UK and various activities that take place you can certainly say that this project is a risk not worth taking. Also asthma cases are set to increase due to the presence of Nitrogen Dioxide. But the impact the lustrous amount of Carbon emissions can have on the environment is fatal which will add to greenhouse temperature and threats such as global warming. Also it will give Britain a poor reputation regarding environmental awareness and activity making them the biggest C02 emitter which will be a shameful to say the least.
Overall having analysed the prospects of a 3rd run way feel that the benefits could be overwhelming but can clearly see the whole scenario as a nightmare both from an economical and environmental perspective and therefore am supporting the likes of campaigners such as “green peace” to prevent the project being applied. Save the environment, Save Britain!
Anyone else agree or disagree ? Please share your views and opinions.
#321 by Abdul on January 16, 2009 - 5:28 PM
Meanhwhile Slumdog Millionaire seems to have taken the world by storm.
#322 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 6:36 PM
I’m impressed by your mature analysis and actually I’m agree with your views.
Mai aap sey poori tarah mutaffiq hoon heathrow key baaray mai (I am totally agree with you about heathrow airport)
#323 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 7:11 PM
lol Theo… Smooth eh!
Well i couldn’t’ve said it ne better myself. Ure a kuree hunter too, that’s why u prolly know so much 😉
DRC? What about her, other than the fishy stuff goin on between her & BF? hehe
Ne more predictions for me Theo?
#324 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 7:25 PM
Abdul, I didn’t know much about the Heathrow Airport extension issue but you gave a good analysis. Good job, you never cease to impress me.
I never watched that movie Slumdog Millionaire but sounds like a good one. I’m waiting for Underworld “Rise of the Lycans”, my kind of gore movie.
#325 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 7:26 PM
yeh i agree with u, go green!
#326 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 7:45 PM
Me, and Kurri hunter? Toba toba, where did you get that idea from? Most kurris hate me the way I roll, I mean chicks dig romance and all that, not a hunter as all I can offer is deer jerky, baked fish, and stuffed animals. I don’t have the personality and nor the talent to go with it. King of this department is Khansahab as evident by V-Talk page -:)
Yeah there is one prediction for you, Khansahab will start ignoring you. Don’t ask me why? I’m just being your countryman.
Why so sad?
#327 by Steeler on January 16, 2009 - 8:27 PM
Gotta go guys, have a nice weekend. Go Steelers!
#328 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 9:37 PM
Am i looking sad in the pic? i am a happy person 😀
but wen i read ‘why so sad’ i was actually sad cos i had seen some really upsetting pics about an 8 yr old boy in iran whose arm was being crushed under a car publically for stealing some bread.
i am not an avid gamer neither do i have an xbox but i like playing 3D role playing games on pc 🙂
#329 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 11:28 PM
Theo, thats not a prediction my fellow Ameriki, thats already happening! =( sniff**
#330 by dimplerosycheeks on January 16, 2009 - 11:43 PM
Awww check you two girlies out. Very pretty masha’Allah!
Man I feel famous, you guys talk about me even when I am not here 😀 Autographs later people!
I am going to be busy over the next few weeks. I have exams :(! Have to work hard or I will let down Mummy and Daady ji at graduation!
#331 by dimplerosycheeks on January 16, 2009 - 11:44 PM
Sweetie…that will never happen. Now cheer up!
#332 by Vanilla pod on January 16, 2009 - 11:48 PM
good to see you are back! and u r gorgeous!
good luck for ur exams x
#333 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 11:48 PM
Hey DRC, Nice pic. Now i can tell u, ‘TOLD U SO’!!
I know, but sometimes i don’t trust BF LOL 😉
#334 by §weetie on January 16, 2009 - 11:49 PM
& Good luck.
#335 by khansahab on January 16, 2009 - 11:50 PM
I am doubting Theossa’s intentions now!
Why is he making you paranoid about my legendary loyalty?
#336 by dimplerosycheeks on January 16, 2009 - 11:59 PM
Cos he is jealous of your pullin’ skills innit Khansahab 😀
Thank you ladies…
Sweetie/Khansahab…stop having a domestic and go get married.
#337 by Awas on January 16, 2009 - 11:59 PM
Impressive stuff about that extension. Was this topic part of your course work for your tests? Have you just copy pasted your work?
Whatever, with thoughts like that you’ll do well in your GCSC’s. Good luck?
As I advised before, if you want to be a good mathematician, follow what Theossa does aside his hunting skills of female species. I’m sure he can give you a one to one. Learn his first lesson here of what Pythagoras said 🙂
#338 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:00 AM
finally Awas has come! had a busy stressful day?
#339 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:06 AM
Yeah, another murderous day at work…it will be the same till the end of this month. Only then I can get some rest and peace. 😦
See, you seem to have wrong footed us all by playing yourself down. Wow what a picture….
Why do women have this habit of seeking attention like this always saying things like ‘no I’m not better than her’? 🙂
#340 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:09 AM
Marriage may kia rakha hai?
#341 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:11 AM
what is kept inside marriage? :-O
#342 by dimplerosycheeks on January 17, 2009 - 12:13 AM
Mujhe kyun pooch rahey ho Awas, jin ke shaadi ho chuki hai unn ko poocho!:D
Marriage as a concept not only scares me but I am getting put off it too!
Oh and Thank you
P.s. muhaha you might find me stalking you in London after my exams hehe!
#343 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:15 AM
Awas, There’s nuthin in it if u end up wit the wrong half! sigh*
#344 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:16 AM
Its not Theo BF, ask ureself =(
#345 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:17 AM
it scares me too!
lols @ u stalking Awas
#346 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:18 AM
Zara jhank kay dekh lo aik baar, sab nazar Aa jai ga…Lol
I’ve never heard of women stalkers…an unknown territory!
#347 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:18 AM
u will know soon, once DRCs exams finish
#348 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:20 AM
Someone’s feeling better!! =)
#349 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:21 AM
VP, u can join her. hehe
#350 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:21 AM
Should I start worrying…I’m confused…any experiences or heard of others?
#351 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:23 AM
Why you suddenly feel better…oh God now I’m really worried 🙂
#352 by dimplerosycheeks on January 17, 2009 - 12:24 AM
Women stalkers are THE worst. This lesbian (very open and proud) used to stalk me in my first year at uni. Then she found a GF and shukar hai mera peecha chora!She used to sit next to me in lectures! ewwwwwwwwwww!
LOL unknown territory will soon become known territory hahaha
Tell me about it 😦
#353 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:24 AM
I wasn’t talking about myself Awas & don’t worry, be happy =)
#354 by dimplerosycheeks on January 17, 2009 - 12:25 AM
I’m just confused.. so you lot carry on!
#355 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:26 AM
yes start worrying. it is the end of your privacy. soon u will be never alone cos someone will be constantly watching over you!!
#356 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:26 AM
and singing to u:
every step u take,
every move you make,
i’ll be watching you
#357 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:29 AM
Oh can’t u seeeee, u belong to me, how my poor heart aches, wit every step u take! LOL **shudder**
#358 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:32 AM
Woman to woman (I mean stalker) is different 🙂
So, who was feeling better then?
Watching me? Don’t worry, I’m never gonna go on big Brother…
I can smell some Saazish here amongst you gals…please…I’m very seedhah saadha insaan!
#359 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:33 AM
Uff Awas.. nevermind.
Im up to no saazish, im a seedhi sadhee insaan too! hehe
#360 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 12:36 AM
Fikar not Awas!
I would be the worst stalker on the planet!
It is so weird seeing one’s picture staring back. Enough of that for a loooong time now!
#361 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:36 AM
Why’s everyone suddenly become a fan of The Police with ‘Every Step…’?
#362 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:39 AM
worse than big brother!!
there is no saazish for seedhay saadhay! they are an easy catch! prepare to lose freedom
#363 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:40 AM
Ah, there is one commonality I like…seedha saadha… This should be a universal trait…my wish before I retire for bed…
#364 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:41 AM
no!! dont take it off! its good
#365 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 12:42 AM
#366 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:43 AM
u mean all men should becum seedha saadha cos women cant be seedha saadha. hmm..interesting
#367 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 12:47 AM
Yeah, I mean all….ham, tum sab…
And…its good night from me too…
#368 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:48 AM
perhaps you would like a badmaash woman stalker…DRC point to be noted.
#369 by Vanilla pod on January 17, 2009 - 12:48 AM
Good nite sleep tight
#370 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 4:00 AM
Wow Darcey; Good to see you with a nice thopra! 🙂 I am as glad as a Gladiator to see you back on the blog. Not to pick up a fight but to see you smiling with those dimples. And the iPOD got a nice new look too. 🙂 All this is happening after Zeenat Amaan is in pink. Ladies you are making this blog look colourful except for the same old GodFather 😉
While you guys were all chatting, I was snoring. I had my early dinner and slept on the sofa at 6:00 p.m., thats ‘coz I was so tired and then I am up at 10:00. BOY, there is no cricket match either …. am waiting for the Pak SL ODI series.
On stalking…. yeah I miss the women stalkers on cricket ground, since I am watching cricket BA HOSH O AWAS…. there aren’t any female stalkers on cricket ground 😦
#371 by Abdul on January 17, 2009 - 2:25 PM
Awas yeah it was part of my business coursework in which I sneeked an A !
#372 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 3:04 PM
An A…Well done…!
Now how did I guess it? 🙂
#373 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 4:12 PM
“I sneeked an A !” ????
Abdul, sneaking is an art and you have accomplished that as well, Oh my, my you are a Nike Sneaker Wonder Boy!
#374 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 4:15 PM
Thank you Javed!
Awas you can live in peace. I just found a better stalking target! 8)
#375 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 4:18 PM
Awww congrats Abdul.
#376 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 4:22 PM
Abdul would be real pleased 🙂
#377 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 4:33 PM
No no it isn’t Abdul! Woh abhi bechara bacha hai hehehe
#378 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 4:36 PM
Lol Awas, u read my mind! haha
#379 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 4:38 PM
Great minds think alike 🙂
Tau woh kone hai…lucky one?
#380 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 4:41 PM
Now that would be telling!
I really need to go revise 😦 but don’t want to
#381 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 4:49 PM
Great minds think alike has another side Awas and it is: “Fools seldom disagree” 🙂 And DRC this is not for you. So, you better chillo…….. and you are “BAIL COME” for the “Sank You,” you have said to me.
#382 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 4:50 PM
U read my mind………. sweetie tumahara mind hai ya TIME MAGAZINE hai? 🙂
#383 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 4:52 PM
Same difference 🙂
#384 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 4:53 PM
Javed, & they also say ” Takes one to know one”, & that is why ure seeing this side! LOL
#385 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 5:16 PM
Sweetie: One of my former employers General Manager, a real paindoo who some how reached that level used to ridicule his subordinates and his pet sarcastic dialogue was i.e. after knocking his knuckles on the wooden table and say: “Meri aqal tou lakri ki hai…. aap aqalmand hain aap batain?” One new trainee officer who was also in that meeting, without knowing his GM’s background asked, “Sir- konsi larki?”
#386 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 7:46 PM
lol, are u telling me ure that larki? ;P
#387 by Awas on January 17, 2009 - 8:32 PM
Lol @your comment. Aisay baat ki tau woh lakari say maarey ga…
#388 by §weetie on January 17, 2009 - 10:22 PM
lakree ya danday se? *gulp**
#389 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 11:12 PM
😀 for theo
#390 by khansahab on January 17, 2009 - 11:16 PM
Posh spice is so ugly.
I only liked Danielle Bux and Nigella Lawson from that list.
It’s quite weird because today I read about Danielle Bux for the first time, somewhere.
#391 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 11:20 PM
OOOh I have seen her at a store with Gary Linekar- her other half, she looks much better in photos than real life.
Oh and I dedicated it to Theo due to the name, not the women hehe 8)
#392 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 11:21 PM
I like the HIGH HEELS and LOW I.Q. girl.
Very understanding type and a very understating comment 😉
#393 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 17, 2009 - 11:25 PM
I gotta go ……..
khansahab yar mask tou badal dou. pls.
#394 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 17, 2009 - 11:25 PM
I wear high heels hehe and I don’t think I have a low I.Q.
This Natalie woman talks a load of baqwaas, I could do better!
I am a fashion guru me 8)
#395 by Vanilla pod on January 18, 2009 - 1:02 AM
erm…who is natalie?
#396 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 5:54 AM
BF, Are u trying to scare me off someone, or u gave me a dhoka? LOL
I cant call u BF if that’s the real u! (u know why tat would be the case). hehe
#397 by Vanilla Pod on January 18, 2009 - 11:33 AM
ofcourse looks matter…hehe hard luck for u if u look like that 😀
#398 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 18, 2009 - 1:19 PM
Awww Khansahab don’t listen to anyone else. You look cute and the mooncheyn really suit you.
#399 by Awas on January 18, 2009 - 1:26 PM
Actually…VIP has a point, looks do matter..
#400 by Awas on January 18, 2009 - 1:29 PM
Yes, a crime it is…Loll!
Don’t so get edgy…if VIP spoke her mind 🙂
#401 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 18, 2009 - 1:30 PM
Do they seriously though?
Ok I might not follow the conventional route and I don’t they do, to the extent people believe.
I think a nice personaliy can make people appear not only better looking but more attractive as a whole. This can work the other way too, if a good looking person has zilch personality, arrogance etc etc, they will appear less good looking.
#402 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 18, 2009 - 1:51 PM
Good moaning ladies and guys on a lazy Sunday morning. Not much is going on the blog, I know we are in deep freeze with below or -20C temperatures but, whats wrong with others? I read some discussion on looks, appearance and personality…….. and VP says of course looks matter……. and I am trying to focus hard on the box, what happened to those good looks? They simply disappeared, mais pour quoi? Whats the idea of having a good iPOD and not using it? 🙂 Well, I do believe in acchii surat and what DRC is saying is, she is talking about “LaO”. (thats how our Moulvi saab says, “we mast lao each uddar like we lao Gad”.)
When “peepul” are in lao; they see things the way DRC is seeing or saying. It is also in case of a teacher – pupil relationship where some pupils have crush over their teachers and they don’t care about their looks and i.e., more because of the knowledge, experience in short the personality of their teachers other than looks and physical appearance.
#403 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 18, 2009 - 2:18 PM
Seems like you all are on a break, so lemme go and enjoy my BIG FAT Sunday Breakfast.
#404 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 2:43 PM
Good morning to u too Javed & others too.
BF, first of all, thats a pic of some indian villian right?
& i said what i did, ‘I cant call u BF if that’s the real u!’, cuz u DONT look like a BF in this pic. U honestly tell me if i am wrong! If ne thing u look like a GF (ghunda F*ce)! lolll
#405 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 3:05 PM
Well, i couldn’t tell the difference s i don’t watch either, but u do look like a villian (i mean this pic). So, ure changin ure pic or should i start calling u G F? hehe
#406 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 18, 2009 - 4:25 PM
😀 I am so not in ‘lao’..
Sweetie start calling him GF haha
#407 by Awas on January 18, 2009 - 4:34 PM
Hey, Pap don’t ever change your face. It’s the family remember…we like it the way you are…
#408 by khansahab on January 18, 2009 - 9:03 PM
It is in the culture of Sicily that our mafia family does business with families from other countries. I am putting a picture of Pakistani mafia men who are my business partners.
Plus my good looks have been passed on to you, and I am nothing much except an old, annoying, senile man.
Tell Sonny Pap sends his love….
#409 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 9:18 PM
Hey pap, how bout u take care of ure Son in law (ex)? LOLLL
#410 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 9:19 PM
whoops, not ure son in law, i forgot im the GF!!! URGHHH haha
#411 by Awas on January 18, 2009 - 9:20 PM
Pap, why have you forgotten about Fredo?
Of all the countries in the whole wide world why do business with Pakistan?…I know you like Sonny to take-over the family reins but leme tell you something…this “Paki” college friend who is also a friend of Prince Harry tells me that that country is a black whole…so I would say ’forged aboud id’…
#412 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 9:50 PM
U mean a Black hole?
I wonder whats on the other side of it.
#413 by §weetie on January 18, 2009 - 9:52 PM
BF, plz change ure pic, It’s quite horrific!! **pass out**
#414 by Awas on January 18, 2009 - 10:30 PM
Ooops, yeah a Black hole…
God knows what’s on the other side!!!
#415 by §weetie on January 19, 2009 - 4:39 AM
#416 by §weetie on January 19, 2009 - 5:35 AM
Ure tryin to kill me aren’t u BF?? lol
#417 by Abdul on January 19, 2009 - 4:54 PM
DRC and Awas, I hope u don’t mind asking what u got in your gcse’s. Awas should be proud of his results as u require good results to qualify in the field or proffession of chartered accountancy. Perhaps u may have some tips to give me.
Meanwhile did u guys now that us desi’s have the best track record by ethnic group at GCSE level !
Kind regards – Abdul
#418 by Vanilla pod on January 19, 2009 - 6:01 PM
just chill and relax!
they r the easiest exams you will face so dont stress too much.
#419 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 19, 2009 - 6:11 PM
Is there black out in your area? Because, I don’t see the “bulb” shining in the icon box!
#420 by §weetie on January 19, 2009 - 6:50 PM
She’s prolly in Pak visiting! lol
#421 by Awas on January 19, 2009 - 7:18 PM
Yeah, why this load shedding is going on? 🙂
#422 by Vanilla pod on January 19, 2009 - 7:39 PM
i dunno guys
somethings wrong..cos i can still see my pic
#423 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 12:51 AM
Lol VP, when u stay in the dark for a bit , then u can start seeing a bit. May be tats wat ure experiencing hehe
#424 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 20, 2009 - 1:19 AM
Yeah, when you sit in the dark for so long, then you are able to see a heap of coal and then on top of that you see a black cat which isn’t there! 🙂
#425 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 2:31 AM
& a kala Kawwa too!! HAHA
#426 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 12:05 PM
BTW..just to get you all debating. Rubicon fruit juices are ‘haram’ 😀
#427 by khansahab on January 20, 2009 - 12:08 PM
Rubicon Mango is really good….
#428 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 12:09 PM
I got A’s, B’s and C’s in my GCSE’s. Don’t worry, you will be fine. My younger brother has started his GCSEs too and he is coping fine and everyone does. Wait till you get to degree level beta.
#429 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 12:13 PM
I know, I could drink mango rubicon until I turned into a mango myself.
Oh well…Shezaan Zindabad!Now, just need to find a place to buy the stuff. Hmm..I suppose it’s good though, Rubicon is full of sugar
#430 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 12:15 PM
And wait till you start working Khansahab 8)
#431 by khansahab on January 20, 2009 - 12:16 PM
And you wait till you reach 60 and retire from work DRC…
#432 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 12:20 PM
If I had anything to do with it, I would retire now!
#433 by Steeler on January 20, 2009 - 1:53 PM
Thank you, did you watch the game? It was fantastic Steelers win against a tough team with a staunch defense. After the win it was all party and snow in Pittsburgh. But the final battle remains and on Feb. 1 with Super Bowl on the stake. Go Steelers!
Look, it’s about time you dump BF and be the first to do it because all signs are he is discouraging you so you would give up. Not only he’s ignoring you, he ignored all your pleas to change his profile pic. You should cast your spell and turn him into a Paindoo like one of his pictures.
So you play 3D games on PC han, Nice! You know, you are one of the rare and precious female species who takes interest in videogame. I hope some guys on LS take notice of that, Awas for example -:)
God bless you for that link you provided. You know on the Judgment Day when God will ask you,”Dead Deer you are free to go to Heaven with no questions asked”, you’ll be like, “Oh, that’s because all my prayers and good deeds”, God will reply, “No, it’s because theossa was blue one day and you provided him a fabulous web link, with the name Natalie and some nice looking faces”.
#434 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 3:42 PM
Hahaha Theo! I am goin to dump BF, cuz ure right, he ignores me sniff**
No i didnt watch the game. Isnt the final with Cardinals? For a sec i was like Cardinals( St Louis) play foot ball? I thought they were baseball team. Then i realised it was Arizona Cardinals hehehe
& while DRC will be looting mazae in jannat, ull be in hell (Allah na karey) for checkin out those nice lookin faces & Natalie, who ofcourse will be ure hell mates LOLLL
#435 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 20, 2009 - 3:55 PM
In a while, the Obama celebrations will be LIVE on TV so, lemme see that. Did any one of you hear the 7 year old girl singing “Good Night Bush” ?
#436 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 4:03 PM
No, but sure have heard millions sayin ‘Rot in hell Bush’ , Go to hell Bush! lol
#437 by Steeler on January 20, 2009 - 4:14 PM
Yeah, how about them Cardinals, watch baby we’ll smoke them in Super Bowl.
Well as far as I’m concern Heaven is all yours. While you’ll be having fun with bearded mullahs I’ll be hanging out and making out with Natalie, Scarlet Johansson, Kaif, and company in Hell. I’m telling you Hell is a hell of a good place, you know Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom will be there to give you lap dances, what you say?
Man, that president’s inauguration ceremony is boring to me, just a bunch of blah blah blah.
#438 by Abdul on January 20, 2009 - 4:42 PM
What were the A’s in DRC and why doesn’t your bother contribute on this blog to. Than I’m not the only teenager or is that a step to far for u ?
Meanhile there seems to be a grand golden reception for president Obama . A fresh change for the political world which promises fresh changes especially with Muslim countries following this Big Bushes departure.
Go Barrack HUSSAIN Obama.
#439 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 20, 2009 - 6:33 PM
That was a GOOD SPEECH from Barak Hussain Obama …… Hillary Clinton was probably wearing two bullet proof vests as she was looking very fat. And Cindy McCain looks like John McCain’s daughter and not his wife.
#440 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 6:47 PM
Theo, I dont want lap dances from the guys u mentioned above, but plz u can take those Mullahs, else ill have to join u in hell, & boy what hell is gonna break loose in hell LOLL 8)
#441 by Steeler on January 20, 2009 - 7:32 PM
Ahhh Sweetie too bad then; Khansahab will be in heaven along with Awas, Abdul, Javed, and Munir but with 70 virgins each. I’m sure you don’t wanna miss the action there; you take good with the bad. Well, I can meet you in hell during breaks because most of the time I’ll be busy getting whipped, baked, and roasted but like Ghalib said;
Aise jannat ka kia kere koi
Jis mien lakhon baras ke horien hon
#442 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 7:34 PM
I am not a teenager. I wish man. I would contribute to this blog more often but I have exams and essays which are keeping me preoccupied as of late. However, as you ‘kindly’ requested, I will contribute more when I do have the time 8)
Theo…ewww.Agree with Sweetie; those guys are blleeeeeurrgh!
#443 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 20, 2009 - 7:36 PM
Oh and the A’s were in English language, english literature, religious studies and french.
#444 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 8:18 PM
Theo, Awas, BF, Javed & Munir will be virgin less, cuz they’ll be in hell too, running away from the mullahs! LOL
#445 by Steeler on January 20, 2009 - 8:39 PM
Sweetie, there is another way to make “Jannat” a “Dosugh”; we’ll put Khansahab, DRC, and you together in Jannat. What you think? I’m sure all the other Jannat residents will join my tailgate party in Hell, LOL.
Gotta go, catch you guys tomorrow.
#446 by §weetie on January 20, 2009 - 9:09 PM
sniff** Yeh i guess so.. Sigh @ BF
#447 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 1:25 PM
Theo..no worries. I am glad I could make you 🙂
Udaas maat hoyen.
I feel as if I have a disco going on in my head. Not good 😦
#448 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 2:23 PM
listen to this…its good from the new SRK movie
#449 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 3:13 PM
Woooohhooo just handed my essays in. I am so sleep deprived. Got an exam left now.
Oooo that’s a nice song
#450 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 3:39 PM
I’m so glad I’m over with my studies. Studies suck! It was so expensive in U.S. I was paying out of state fee in State University of New York at Buffalo for my Masters and all by myself. First, Mathematics is a tough ass subject and then you add the education expenses and the crazy weather of Buffalo, New York to it. It snows here in Pittsburgh also but no blizzards like we used to get in Buffalo. Hey, I had an observation, if you can’t sleep study either your course books or holy book and you’ll feel like sleeping in no time.
#451 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 3:52 PM
I wish there was a system that the more you could put your head on top of a book and sleep, the more you could understand it 😀
#452 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 3:59 PM
You are sounding like my brother who uses such analogies and expressions:
Whenever he went home on vacation my Mom used to make not only good food but used to insist that we ALL must eat more. My brother used to say, “I am full, I am full and I am not lying.” My mother used to insist nai, aur khao and he used to say:
1. God should have made my stomach transparent so that I could have taken off my shirt and shown you my belly is full of food.
2. God should have made two flash bulbs over my forehead so that when I am speaking the truth the green bulb flashes and when I am lying the red one flashes.
These are just a couple of examples that we all used to look at each others face when he used to say this seriously. 🙂
#453 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 4:01 PM
You studied Mathematics *faints* Wow..mashallah behind the ‘Mr Cool Guy; routine, there lurks a genius!
I am beginning to hate studying. I really enjoyed the first two years of my degree but now the emphasis has shifted from learning for fun, to work your backside off to get good grades.
Studying is expensive. On top of tuition fees, one has to pay accomodation fees and money for textbooks etc. It all adds up. After my LPC I will be in so much debt, it’s not funny.
😀 I find stuyding puts me to sleep too!
#454 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:03 PM
Here is a question for you to answer quickly:
If God had given you a third eye and asked you where would you like it? And where would you’ve liked to take it? Remember you cannot refuse it, you have to accept it but, where, on which part of your body?
#455 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 4:04 PM
Yeah that would be nice but I’m not kidding, there were times when I would go to sleep and I would still be solving Physics and Calculus problems in my dreams. I mean come on; I was supposed to dream about Kajol and Natalie not the damn books. At the point I would often think that I’ll end up with my hands and fingers stained with pen ink and that will be the story of my life. I’m reaping the benefits of hard work now, but, now you know why I hunt deer, coyotes, and bears. I have to vent that anger out somehow, LOL.
#456 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:10 PM
I would go to sleep and I would still be solving Physics and Calculus problems in my dreams. Theo
So, whenever you had a dream like that, you woke up because you fell off the bed?
And, if you dream about Kajol and Natalie even then you will fell off the bed, and that’s bakaoz your wifey would kick you out. 🙂
Hence you kill the deer! 😦
#457 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 4:14 PM
Right I’m off to bed.I am so tired, it’s unbelievable. Shabba Khair.
My sister does equations in her sleep too. When I go home for the weekend, I often hear lol
#458 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:18 PM
Day Dreaming ka iraada hai? Its 4:00 p.m. your time and you wanna sleep, its OK but its not Shabb yet. So, how come Shabba Khair for all?
#459 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:21 PM
Apart from swimming in dreams, I fly in my dreams! And, there aren’t any wings or any flaps or anything but, I am flying, I get to see the birds eye view from the top and I have done that many times. Its an amazing feeling.
#460 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 4:25 PM
Shabba Khair because I have been up doing my essays and I am not in my senses at all. Tomorrow will have o start non stop revision, so again I will be sleep deprived. I can’t even speak English properly. So night night/afternoon afternoon.
Pakistan Zindabad…woot woot!
Ok me definitely going and switching this laptop off.
#461 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:28 PM
On flying in dreams ………. here is a joke and its a good one, ladies remember you all nag!
There were 2 pirs (saints) and they were neighbours and everyday they used to show some Maojza ( English equivalent??? can’t think of it now) to prove one is better than the other.
One day, one of the pirs was flying over the house of the other one. The wife of the other pir over whose house this pir was flying told her husband when he came home:
Dekha Aaj tou wo Urrr rehay thayy aur aap apnay aap ko bara Pir samajhtay hain.
The husband laughed at his wife’s comment and said:
Ullu, wo – wo nahee thayy wo mai thaa, I was flying!
The wife paused for a second and then she said:
Accchhaaaaaaaaa Tubb hee ko mai kahoon kay Terrhaa Terrhaa kion urr rehay thayy!
#462 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 4:30 PM
LOL Javed; that was then now, when I was a student, but I don’t have to deal with such dreams anymore. About wife kicking me out of the bed, did that happen to you? I remember you said you talk while you are asleep. What happened, did you chatter about Zinta? I would imagine that, LOL. See, I dream a lot but I don’t talk while asleep so she doesn’t know -:)
Yeah Javed, flying in dreams is awesome. When I fly it’s even funnier, I take off like a helicopter and then shoot. My flight is more like a dragonfly, I tilt and change directions. There are certain dreams that frustrate me. One, I find myself into a fight and when I try to break the guys nose, I don’t feel any power in my punch so I get whipped in my dreams. Second, I often see a dream in which I try to kill either a Bull, Lion, or Snake and after several shots they never die. So I find myself having a hell of fight with either of these creatures. I don’t know what those dreams mean?
#463 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 4:39 PM
That’s so true when I punch someone there is no power in my punch either, probably I am punching my comforter or my pillow. aNO, never dreamt of Zinta, not that I don’t want to, but I dream of real ones whom I have seen in real life.
Regarding shooting or killing animals, I often kill snakes in my dreams and I was once told that if you kill snakes in your dreams its a good sign that you have gotten rid of your enemies. LOL… I doubt, I do have a lot of virtual enemies for sure! 🙂 They also say that swimming in dreams is a sign of success. Dunno whats the sign of flying in dreams?
Another thing, sometimes I am driving in reverse gear and the car doesn’t stop even if you are braking and luckily never hits anything, no accident but it goes back a long way I wonder whats that?
I even dream of my childhood days and that too in detail. I remember asking my mother what happened to the akhroat table? LOL… a carved walnut table that used to be in the corner of our family house in the living room which isn’t there anymore and my mom told me that one of the legs was broken and its in the store since decades and how come you remember, you were just a kid then?
#464 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 4:50 PM
About driving backwards and dream about your childhood, I think it’s an immigrant thing. You probably look back in the past or think often about it so hence those dreams. I sometime dream about my childhood home, I dream that every street is the same, same people but I can’t find our home where it was. The recurrence of the dream is not that often like it used to be but still. Most of my dreams are very colorful so I enjoy sleeping -:)
#465 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 5:02 PM
i would have the third eye on the back of my head 😀 so i can see whats happening behind me. but metaphorically speaking, we have a ‘teesri aankh’which refers to intuition or instinct.
about your dreams, i think swimming is good because seeing clear water is a good sighn and flying high is a sign of success, i will not doubt that for you Javed.
fighting and not being able to hurt or punch is i think when you are frustrated with something but you have no control over it.
#466 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 5:02 PM
Dreams what dreams? I dream a lot (including in sleep) but can’t remember any when I wake up.
#467 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 5:04 PM
“Nothing happens…but first a dream” – Carl Sandburg
#468 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 5:12 PM
About the third eye………. when Dr. Mohammad Iqbal went to a “Paagal Khana”, he was introduced to one of the Pagals by saying he is our Allama Iqbal, the pagal replied, when I came in here first I used to call myself Mirza Ghalib. Then, the pagal asked this question about the third eye, and Iqbal said the same like you did. Then the paagal replied, it would have been covered under your hair. Allama Iqbal then changed his mind and said, OK “Forehead” the paagal said, you wanna look ugly like a Monster? Finally when Iqbal gave up the paagal said, ” I would have taken it on the tip of my left hand index finger. So that I can raise my finger and see not only backwards, but upwards, downwards, into my pocket, purse, handbag anywhere I want to 😉 use your imagination. Sounds logical and practical to me.
Teesri aankh is Chutti Hisss or 6th sense. But, I have 7 senses so I am not worried about that 🙂
#469 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 5:13 PM
Awas, dreams are the ultimate fantasy world, too bad you’re missing out a lot. I think one remembers only the last few dreams before getting up.
It’s lunch time and I’m eating spicy grilled shrimps with salad. I know what you guys are thinking and the answer is, NO! I want to eat it all by myself.
#470 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 5:16 PM
Javed at 511
What third eye on index finger? Practical but not safe at all, It won’t last a week!
#471 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 5:18 PM
Theo do you make your own lunch or SHE makes it for you? Remember that Sardar joke who committed suicide because of the same old lunch he was getting every day? Kaheen aisa tou nahee, in your case!
Awas, not remembering dreams is a kinda blessing in old age 😉 Since last night my dreams are “Beyoncé-ing” Theo did you see the Neighbourhood Ball last night? Obama and Michelle danced on the floor where, Beyoncé sang a special number for Obama and so did Maraiah Carey, Shakira, aiksutra, basutra they all sang.
#472 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 5:21 PM
What third eye on index finger? Practical but not safe at all, It won’t last a week! Theo
LOL, that’s why I said, left hand index finger and not right for right handed blokes, LOL again why is it not safe and why wouldn’t it last for a week? Are you afraid of seeing the details of the backside of the moon or what? 🙂 Or, there are teeth at the other end? 🙂
#473 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 5:24 PM
Javed, Man I tell her to make me something healthy with least fats and least sugars so that’s what I get. Only on weekends or in parties I eat high calorie stuff. Luckily, I don’t have much of an appetite so hunger cravings are rare for me. You know, gotta stay ahead of the game.
Yup Beyoncé and Shakira would be my top dream choices.
#474 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 5:24 PM
OK guys, I gotta go to work now. This is the beauty of being your own boss that when you are having your lunch, I am still at home and now I will get ready and go to work. The secret of relaxing and enjoying a stress free life: be your own boss. 🙂 Take care.
#475 by Abdul on January 21, 2009 - 5:25 PM
DRC,no flirting or whatever but u look very nice in that photo !
#476 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 5:26 PM
LOL, to dodge your question I would say I tie flies for fishing and left hand index finger is extensively used.
#477 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 5:28 PM
Here’s a police blotter.
‘ Newport City Police officer Jennifer Harlow says in an affidavit that she went to the Rendezvous Bar on Jan 21 to investigate a report of women fighting. One of the women, officer Harlow said, had called the other a ‘Crack whore’. The woman denied the insult saying she was a “heroin whore”. Lol
#478 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 6:38 PM
What do you mean “no flirting or whatever”? Do you think we believe you? What about Sweetie and Vanilla Pod? It’s obvious who you fancy now.
As I said, you have better chances if you hang your picture there.
#479 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 7:18 PM
Abdul, by complimenting DRC you pretty much stamped your authority that you are a completely straight guy and that you are a 17 year old. It’s natural to be attracted to opposite sex so never shy away from complimenting chicks, they really dig it! DRC is probably blushing and squirming at your compliment. I’m impressed with your boldness. What you like about Sweetie? I think she has pretty eyes and nice nain and nuksh. She also has thick hair that if I were lice I would hide there with the confident to be never found. So what you think? Don’t be shy.
LOL, I can see how offended she would be.
Try reloading your picture on your profile; you were better sad, at least Abdul could see you.
#480 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 7:42 PM
i am trying, ‘sad’ hi sahi but its not coming on 😦 sumone tell me of another way than wordpress to upload pics
#481 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 7:48 PM
Theo deer, U can be a Louse! LOLLLL ( Thanks for the compliments *blush**)
I wonder why u would need to hide though, & from who?? DRC? hehehe
#482 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 7:59 PM
VP, Try deleting the pic u got right now, & then upload a new one. It seems like u have a “black out’ pic, cuz normally u see a grey silhoutte in the pic box if there is no pic.
#483 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 8:04 PM
i dont know how to delete 😦
#484 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 8:13 PM
Now you know why I’m wearing those dark shades like a blind man, LOL. Well, agar Abdul ke kismut mien andhera he likkha hai to koi kia kersukta hai -:)
Ok, try uploading a pic, if it displays on your “profile” page it means it’s successfully loaded. You might not see it with your comments but others will. It takes time to appear. I don’t know why? When I loaded my blind man pic, I could only see it from my cell phone, not from my computer. It displayed next day though.
Before I become a louse I have to ask you what kind of shampoo you use and if you use a fine tooth comb. You know just for self protection -:)
#485 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 8:25 PM
loll Theo, i use schwarzkopf shampoo, & lucky for u i use a hair brush & not a comb ! haha :p
#486 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 8:27 PM
I’m using Head and Shoulders Damage Rescue
#487 by Steeler on January 21, 2009 - 8:30 PM
LOL at Sweetie and Khansahab.
Gotta go guys, have a nice day.
#488 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 8:31 PM
the pic has been uploaded on gavatar’s little space and i can always see a pic on my laptop next to my comments only others can not (very mysterious)
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