1. #1 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 8:37 PM

    If anyone is interested in good music listen to this:


    It’s only 2 minutes long.

  2. #2 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 8:42 PM

    Planescape torment is a good game.

    listen to this aitebar song (new version of the old vital signs version)


    its better than the old one and sung better too!

  3. #3 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 8:51 PM


    We can see the light in the room, like they say in Arabic, “At-Duniya Munawar Alhain” The world is bright now. What I mean to say is we can see your picture. The side pose!

  4. #4 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 8:53 PM


    thanks for letting me know. it will have to be the side pose now as i wont mess around with it for a long time (phew)

  5. #5 by Abdul on January 21, 2009 - 8:55 PM

    Khanshab I was expecting an email on how to upload my pic according to Awas. Please assist.

    Kind reagrds- Spin king !

  6. #6 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 8:57 PM

    It is so cold 😦

  7. #7 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:01 PM

    Cold? I went to work and there was a snow blizzard so I canceled all my meetings for today and came back home. Weather is playing havoc here, for the last 8-10 days we are in DEEP FREEZE, its in -20’s Celsius and at times during night it is in -30C and with wind chill its even worst. I am already fed up with the winter.

  8. #8 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 9:04 PM


    there is a website called wordpress.com

    you go on there and register with them. then you will be able to upload your pic on there 🙂 if there are any problems, do ask

  9. #9 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 9:05 PM

    Ji it is clod. When I went to uni earlier it was quite cold. We tend to get a chilly breeze coming from over the Atlantic.

    I had a good sleep and feel refreshed now.

    I want some chips from the chippy. Hmm but will refrain 😦

  10. #10 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 9:07 PM


    Did you listen to that piece of music I requested above? Did you like it?

  11. #11 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 9:09 PM


    “Head and Shoulders”

    They say it’s good to use a head when it comes down to nitty-gritty but I never heard of shoulders. So, don’t be “embarrassed”…you are on your way…nearly!


    You piped the lover boy here by showing how to woo Sweetie. No wonder youngsters can learn a lot from you… DRC, I hope you’ll be gentle with Abdul-Ghani…

    PS. I just fished reading V-talk 4.

  12. #12 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 9:14 PM


    It was eerie and I did not like it. Not that I expected a Bollywood love song from you either 😀


    Why do I have to be gentle with Abul?!

  13. #13 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 9:19 PM


    Oh-ho…Didn’t you read his proposal earlier?

    Kamal hai…Rab nay banai (a perfect) jori…

  14. #14 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:23 PM

    LOL @ Chippy!

    I remember when I was in the bank and financing a project one of the project director told me his story. Their company from the UK got a project in Canada and he said, while discussing with the local project managers in Alberta he said: “Tomorrow I want 10 chippies in my office.” And, everyone started laughing, he said what’s your problem guys? Then they explained to him that in Canada a prostitute is called as a Chippy. Whereas in the UK a carpenter is called a chippy.

  15. #15 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 9:24 PM

    Lol @ Awas

    aww there was so much abt rab ne banadi jodi, Awas memorised the title 😀

  16. #16 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 9:29 PM


    I have been asleep all afternoon and logged on a bit ago. Am I missing something.


    😀 I don’t want either of them. I want chips from the local ‘chip shop’. I haven’t had chips for months and all of a sudden I have got a craving for them.

  17. #17 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 9:29 PM


    I have never seen the movie but its been talk of the town…so came to mind…just like that 🙂

    Do you think DRC is contemplating hard…gone very quiet???

  18. #18 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 9:31 PM

    yes Awas

    i think she is!

  19. #19 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:34 PM

    DRC I know what you mean by that, sometimes me too, I get craving for chips and I buy 3-4 large packets of Lay’s and Vichy’s different flavours. But, for the last few weeks I got a craving for Shahi Tukray or Royal Pieces, especially after checking my fasting blood sugar level as 4.2 so, I couldn’t help making it in heaps and the last bit is still in the fridge and I don’t eat without 35% country style cream. 🙂 The real mazaa of Shahi Tukray is when you top it up with real Malai rather than cream.

  20. #20 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 9:35 PM



    After you watch the above, watch:


    Check these links out. It’s the best composition I’ve heard in my life.

    The reason why it’s so good is because how it interrelates with the themes of The Dark Knight. There is the earlier bit which has a tone of sympathy for Batman (being a slightly “soft” note) and there is also a bit to it that sounds very eerie, which is meant to signify Batman’s mysterious character.

    Then the “fluctuations” in the tenor become more rampant, which symbolises heightened tension. This is because there is a higher note, and a more firm note that is about to come.

    This note comes when Commissioner Gordon says, “So we’ll hunt him”. This note which is sounds harder and more assertive than the previous one, is meant to indicate Batman’s macho-ness, his power and the fact that he can take whatever is coming at him. There is also a little one-second note that comes in between once or twice towards the end, which sounds very mysterious and almost sinister. That comes when Gordon says “A Dark Knight”. That is meant to illustrate Batman’s image of being an antithetical and contradictory character- who is “dark” but a “knight” at the same time. This last note which sounds sinister shows that side to Batman’s character, because firstly he always operates in the dark, his interrogation techniques are controversial and extreme, and he revels in the public and the criminal community “fearing” him for his Bat-like visage and “bad-ass” reputation.

    The last half bit of the first link is the music in the end credits.

    It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.

  21. #21 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:39 PM

    Awas I just fished reading V-talk 4.

    Awas do you log in like any other blogger or, like a blog administrator? Because, if you log in as a blog administrator then, you don’t need to go to other pages, you can read all the comments from everyone from one page also, you can write your own comments from the same page without going anywhere. Plus you can approve others comments as well. If you need any help please feel free to ask. 🙂

  22. #22 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 9:44 PM


    At work for a quick flick, I often just go as a visitor. Just constraints of work I’m afraid…not complete freedom!

  23. #23 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 9:45 PM


    That is slightly better than the initial vid you posted. I still have not watched the film n its entirity.


    They are crisps. I want the fried stuff which ain’t good for me.

  24. #24 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:45 PM

    “I’ve already seen it 5 times and one movie I can watch endlessly without getting fed up.” khansahab.

    khansahab you are reminding me of my Nana, I was 6-7 years old hence I can’t remember the name of the movie but, I do remember him telling to someone that he saw a particular movie 60 times and that too for one song and he used to go to the cinema house at a particular time, watch the song and come out. May be TV was there, but VCR’s were not invented then. May be my mother must have repeated this story later that’s how I remember it so well.

  25. #25 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 9:47 PM

    Gota go home now…pretty late already…

    Absolutely starving….I could eat a horse right now (never really done it though)…

  26. #26 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:48 PM

    Yeah, we too call them as crisps but chips is the older version. The chips that were chips then, are now fries or French fries. George Dubiya Bush wanted to change the name of French fries to Freedom fries but, it didn’t work. Because, people refused to call French Kiss as Freedom Kiss. 🙂 Hence, na ya change howa na wo change howa!

  27. #27 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 9:49 PM


    Hope you get to eat burgers or pizza 🙂

  28. #28 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 9:53 PM

    khansahab tum Awas ki bay basi ka mazaaq ura rehay ho and taunting him with Pizza and burger? 🙂

  29. #29 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 10:04 PM

    i know how to make shahi tukray

  30. #30 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 10:12 PM


    I bake my Shahi Tukray, I wonder how you make them?

  31. #31 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 10:17 PM

    i fry the bread first, then pour liquid on top 🙂 and then sprinkle with almonds and pistachio

  32. #32 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 10:17 PM

    French fries are crap. Proper chips all the way!

  33. #33 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 10:18 PM

    you can put khoya on top

  34. #34 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 10:29 PM

    i like mcdonalds chips 🙂 crispy and delicious

  35. #35 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 10:30 PM

    BF (ex BF i.e), I loved Heath ledger’s acting! He did an amazin job. Yeh the score is really good.
    I had frog’s legs a week ago for the first time. They were good. YUMMM lol

  36. #36 by §weetie on January 21, 2009 - 10:37 PM

    Javed i need that recipe.

  37. #37 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 10:44 PM

    GF (Ex GF)

    Yeah Ledger was very good but I also liked Aaron Eckhart in that movie. He played Two-Face really well.

    Frog’s legs? Yuck!

    Btw we’re not together now but I still feel that spark…..so you wana meet up somewhere? 😉

  38. #38 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 10:53 PM

    OMG! Have you two broken up?!!!!


    I don’t like McD’s fries. I like chunky chips with a sprinkling of chip spice.

  39. #39 by khansahab on January 21, 2009 - 10:58 PM

    Yeah DRC

    GF is paranoid, thinks I’m interested in other women, she is nagging and possessive. She also doesn’t cook well. She can’t cook Shahi Tukrey!

    Plus I knew this Steeler was out to “steal” my GF! Look at how he was complimenting her and making passes at her!

  40. #40 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:04 PM

    So you got your eyes on VP now cos she can make you shahi tuckray innnnnnnnnnnnnnnit?1

  41. #41 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:16 PM


    No..no no!NO!She is no good for you!You should be concentrating on your work. Is she on FB? I want to see what is so ‘special’ about her.

    I am going to get my haircut next week, I don’t know what to have done hmm.

    RE:display pic

    My, oh my, don’t you get more handsome by the day!

  42. #42 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:33 PM

    Hai Allah what am I going to do with you.

    Forget them all. You never listen to me. Do you want an empty ‘beautiful’ vessel or a nice person?!

    Don’t let them treat you like crap. They probably get a kick out of it because they can sense they can get away with it due to the fact they think you like them.

    You men are so superficial and visually orientated 😦 No wonder why I am a nun

  43. #43 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 11:34 PM

    good for you khansahab,
    this is what u get for staring 🙂


    its fight back time! how can you endure such atrocity?

  44. #44 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:36 PM


    I sense a pattern.

    Surely you don’t like any of these girls well enough, because you seem to like quite a few.

  45. #45 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:39 PM


    😦 But Khansahab, despite all his staring, is a nice person. He does not deserve it.

    I am listening to the Humrahee song. I still love it!


    Di you go to the January Sales? Have you bought anything nice recently? I haven’t bought anything for myself for months and months. I want to treat myself…well…for being me 8)

  46. #46 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:40 PM


    I feel sorry for your future wife. Lusting after lots of women. Tauba Tauaba. Deadly sin or what!

  47. #47 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:41 PM

    Is there anyone you DO NOT like?!

  48. #48 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 11:42 PM

    actually DRC means to say if u like a girl too much, then u wont like any others, she will be the most precious 😀

  49. #49 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 11:47 PM

    Not burgers, not pizza just spinach salin and a bit of spicy fish with pita bread…no naan or roti…still quite good…

    Blessed are those women (and a man) who can make us drool over Shahi Tukray…yummy!


    Is there anyone left out of that beaty parade you don’t fancy?…Lol


    It appears, you still haven’t opened your heart for Abdul-Ghani. He must be devastated.

  50. #50 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 11:47 PM


    i did not go to the sales cos it gets too crowded. however, i have bought myself a pair of knee high boots.
    ofcourse you should get yourself something, shopping is therapeutic for some ladies so if u r feeling stressed cos of exam pressure, u must go and treat urself! 😀

  51. #51 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 11:50 PM


    Shopping is perhaps the only business that stresses me out…anything else I can take it.

    “therapeutic”…that’s unbelievable…

  52. #52 by Vanilla pod on January 21, 2009 - 11:50 PM


    looks like ur nun-hood is soon going to end.

  53. #53 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:53 PM


    I got myself some boots, well my did. I got my eye on some new shoes.All mine need rehelling. I am getting my hair cut too so that should be cool.


    Stop making excuses for your shameful behaviour. Men!


    I don’t understand what I am supposed to have done to Abul?

  54. #54 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:55 PM


    Aww you buy yourself lingerie?! Awwww


    Nun-hood will never come to an end 😦

  55. #55 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 21, 2009 - 11:55 PM

    khansahab – staring in a subtle way – is like, “save the whale sticker on a Japanese fishing trawler.” Puleeez, come on now don’t act weird. 🙂 A girl doesn’t like a guy if he doesn’t look into her eyes. Because, she also wants to see the colour of your eyes and whether you blush or not and, whether you notice her blush and Mascara?

  56. #56 by Awas on January 21, 2009 - 11:56 PM


    Why don’t you ask him…but nicely!

  57. #57 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 21, 2009 - 11:58 PM

    Ask what? I am totally confused!

  58. #58 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:01 AM

    High heels ! Last night on that Obama Neighbourhood show when all these famous singers Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Shakira etc., were singing for him, they all were wearing high heels like minimum 4 inches could be six. And, instead of dancing they were actually trotting. I wonder why they do that?

  59. #59 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:04 AM

    Is Nun-Hood the English Hijaab or what else?
    Btw, DRC why are you constantly calling Abdul as Abul?

    Awas has added richness to his name by calling him Abdul Ghani. 🙂
    No one is answering his question: Where is the match coming in England?

  60. #60 by khansahab on January 22, 2009 - 12:05 AM


    What Awas is trying to say is that, young Abul who is a 16 year old celebrity on this blog and future legspinning star playing for Pakastaan, COMPLIMENTED your picture and thought you were PRETTY.

    So he LIKES you and that is why YOUR LEG is being pulled.


  61. #61 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:08 AM

    VP thanks for telling me how you make Royal Pieces and also by adding Khoya on top, I prefer Malai and that too Bhains kay doodh ki. 🙂 And, Sweetie you don’t like sweets so what will you do with the recipe? Just because I wrote, I bake it got your attention, right? I know you are a good baker(y).

  62. #62 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:09 AM

    VP, =( Thats why i dumped BF. But sadly enuff BF is right.. The spark’s still there!
    Wat was i to do? He keeps cheating on me openly & when Theo tries to warn me, he assuses him of stealing me from him! HUH
    & he says i cant make Shahee tukrey? Sure i cant make those but i make awsome Tiramisu & cheese cake & Chocolate hazelnut truffle cake!

    Look at how he flirts wit DRC & then talks about all these other girls. The next girl he stares at, hopefully returns his looks wit a 4″ stiletto!! HAHAHA

  63. #63 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:10 AM

    khansahab you are calling DRC a simpleton? You better be prepared for a bouncer with “fittey moonh”. 🙂

  64. #64 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:11 AM

    Errrr ewwwwww you are so perverted Khansahab! Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    Oh I didn’t know Abdul Ghani said that. Gosh bless him.

    There happy now Javed. I will call him Abdul Ghani.

    I love high heels!

  65. #65 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:15 AM


    Khansahab does not flirt with me 😦


    Hahhaha 😀 The ‘fitteh moonh is reserved for you. Khansahab is simply a lingerie wearing, staring geek! 8)

  66. #66 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:15 AM


    that is enuf to win khansahab back! how will he resist the cakes?

  67. #67 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:16 AM

    Me too DRC, esp the ones that fly & hit the guys in the head! LOLLL

  68. #68 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:18 AM

    VP you can resist the cakes:

    1. Paitt per Pattharr bandh ker
    2. Moonh per duct tape bandh ker
    3. Cake ko dekh ker aankhain bandh ker kay
    4. Bila vajah ka Roza rekh ker…

    There are many ways, I just told you a few. 🙂

  69. #69 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:19 AM

    HAHAHAHA@ lingerie wearing, staring geek!

    BF, i was really considering meetin up wit u somewhere, but now im a bit scared lol

  70. #70 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:20 AM

    i like heels too but i cant wear them cos i feel like becuming too tall. the average asian male height is 5’8″ so i like to be shorter than them

  71. #71 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:21 AM

    LOL Sweetie

    In those cases, a boomerang is much more effective as it will keep bouncing off things and hitting them again, again and again.


    Speak English.


    To win Khansahab’s affection one has to be extraordinarily pretty and ply him with junk food.

  72. #72 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:21 AM

    No BF, i rid myself of the confusion! (finally) hahaha

  73. #73 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:22 AM


    you better change the picture in that icon because I have observed that since you’ve uploaded that picture you are using Maa dee, Pen dee, Pen Sill dee a lot. 🙂 Vaisay bhee why do you have to keep that eye sore?

  74. #74 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:26 AM

    Sweetie Atleast you will be able to spot Khansahab in a crowd LOLLLLLLLL


    That is true. At Uni I am not bothered though, the guys tend to end up looking the same height as me but it’s cool. I need to start wearing flats too.

  75. #75 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:27 AM

    Ummm VP, u cross 5’8″ with out heels or with? 5’8″ for me is 1″ taller sans heels. But i still love my heels.

    DRC win him back eh.. No he should try to win me back! I can make all sorts of goodies, but extraordinarily pretty. … errr i cant pull tat one off!

  76. #76 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:27 AM

    So VP are you planning to marry an ordinary Asian male or an extra-ordinary one? If you are a tall person then, you should find one who is tall. But, there are other things that you need to consider apart from his height. Kaheen aqal ghutnao may na ho? And do you believe in the expression: “Matches are made in Heaven”? But no one can do anything if Akmal keeps dropping catches? 🙂

  77. #77 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:30 AM


    Good luck with that! I don’t think such a person exists, and if she does, you will have to compromise with something.

    :p You frighten me!Whilst you are asking for all that, why don’t you ask for a genie, 3 wishes and a harem!

    Men! Seriously! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!You are ALL as bad as each other!

    Tut tut!

  78. #78 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:30 AM

    Javed, says who matches are made in heaven? Some are made in HELL! lol

    AKal thakhnon mein ho, that is more scary!

  79. #79 by khansahab on January 22, 2009 - 12:33 AM

    Aqal bari keh bhains?

    BTW Javed A Khan, a lot of phrases you use have been used by my parents.

    Two of them are

    “Khan bhai kya khaata apna paisa khata”

    “Thaali ka baigan”

    And there are lots of phrases that you have mentioned that I have heard from my parents, but can’t remember them now.

  80. #80 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 22, 2009 - 12:33 AM

    OK Batman and Bat Women you may carry on your discussion, I am off. Although it is only 7:30 p.m. but early dinner followed by the remaining shahi tukray is intoxicating, I need to slouch on the sofa like a couch potato and take a nap in front of the TV. That’s another thing that my nap may be 10 hours long.


    U remember Aloo of BBC MB? LOL….. what a “Constipotatoed” personality she has.

  81. #81 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:36 AM


    LOL he is too busy staring and buying lingerie these days

  82. #82 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:38 AM

    LOL Yeah I remember your best friend Aloo

    Oh my parents and grandma also use the same sayings which Javed says.

    Matches made in Heaven?! Hmm dekhayain gaye!

  83. #83 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:39 AM


    without heels i am 1″ shorter than that.


    i have no clue who i’ll end up with. and for that reason, i aint having no expectations (not as for now) 😀

  84. #84 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:39 AM

    LOL Khansahab

    No comment.

    I think I have heard enough today from you lol.

  85. #85 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:39 AM


    ….some matches are made in hell. Yeah, quite right!

    So, some of you gals are 5.8…really? Wow!


    Thank you foe letting DRC know, she has an admirer here…

    Why is Abdul-Ghani suddenly gone so quiet?

  86. #86 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:43 AM


    You got stereos on 🙂

  87. #87 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:43 AM


    Please do not encourage Abul. I would begin to feel like a peado!

    I need to go read what he wrote because I missed it!

    Sweetie and VP are 5!7. I am the shortest at 5″5

  88. #88 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:43 AM

    oooops! someone corrected it!

  89. #89 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:43 AM

    actually its kinda cute that DRC has a juvenile admirer, he’s got a crush on DRC!

  90. #90 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:44 AM

    Awas, 5’7″ to be exact. Abdul is prolly sittin in some corner watchin/ readin DRC & BF!!

  91. #91 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:45 AM

    Abdu (that’s sounds better!) What is your height?

    And where is your pic?

  92. #92 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:46 AM


    i havnt got stereos on (i cant understand if u mean speakers or if it means sumthing else)

  93. #93 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:47 AM


    You make it sound like teacher pupil crush…I think its more than that!


    You’re very tall!

  94. #94 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:48 AM


    LOL IF that is the case. I would rather have no admirer 😀

  95. #95 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:49 AM

    Awas, u think 5’7″ is tall? Wonder wat u would call me avec heels? lol

  96. #96 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:49 AM


    I just noticed two postings of the same comment earlier…that’s all!

  97. #97 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:51 AM

    lol@ DRC, shes right @ pedophile! HAHAHA

  98. #98 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:52 AM

    How can women even walk in heels?….puzzles me!

  99. #99 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:53 AM


    You are cruel!

  100. #100 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:54 AM

    hehe Awas, ever seen ppl walkin on stilts?

  101. #101 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:55 AM

    Isn’t that same as heels!

    (Looking confused!)

  102. #102 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 12:55 AM


    Do you want me to be labelled as such?!

    I am flattered by your comment. Thank you!

    Hmmm I find it easier and more comfortable to walk in heels.

  103. #103 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:56 AM


    hehe, this site doesnt get along with me, sometimes it blacks out on my pic other times it doesnt show my messages so i have to re-write them and then it puts both of them on 😀


    dont break his heart, let him ‘grow’ out of it

  104. #104 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 12:58 AM


    I can see you alright bar the height 🙂 sitting down you’re much shorter!

  105. #105 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 12:59 AM

    how tall are the guys on this blog?

  106. #106 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 12:59 AM

    No, those are stilettos. Stilts are a pair of long poles with footrests raised above the ground for walkin, like those nutcrackers.

  107. #107 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 22, 2009 - 1:02 AM


    Ok I won’t break his heart

  108. #108 by khansahab on January 22, 2009 - 1:03 AM



    Awas is about 5′ 10″ I think?

    Theossa is 6′

    Abdul is 5′

  109. #109 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 1:03 AM

    ok guys i gotta go now, sleep attacks!

    good nite

  110. #110 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 1:04 AM


    Sounds like crutches to me 🙂


    Me…5’10…how can you not tell from all those movies?

  111. #111 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 1:06 AM

    …and its goot- nacht from me too…

  112. #112 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 11:38 AM

    Alberto, U look around 5’6″/7″ to me in the movies 😀

  113. #113 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 2:20 PM

    Khansahab @ 119

    You made me 1” shorter man; I’m 6’-1” tall.


    To express your emotions, I’ll call upon Mirza Ghalib:

    iPod ke aaane se jo ajaate hai monh per ronuq
    Sub samujhte hain keh bemaar ka haal uchcha hai


  114. #114 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 4:05 PM

    Awas in your defense you can say:

    kia meri reputation itni buri hai kay
    log meri khushi ko ipod ki aamad samajhtay hain

  115. #115 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 4:41 PM

    hmmm im lost!

  116. #116 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 4:59 PM

    Vanilla iPod

    Haha, Awas ke reputation burree nahin, bechara dil ke haton majboor hai -:)

    Btw, by keep adding smiley phases with your comments, you can fool masses but not me, Mirza Ghalib says:

    Yeh udasi bewajha to nahin Ghalib
    Kuch to hai jis ke perda dari he

  117. #117 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 5:09 PM

    Ahhh, the good old Sweetie is lost, I thought you were romantic and could understand the touchy poetry iPod and I are writing about Awas. But don’t worry you came to the right place now.

    I’m impressed when you mentioned you ate frog legs! I had a similar experience in Georgia. It was spicy and it tasted like chicken. May be because of the batter and seasoning? I ate Crocodile meat in Memphis, TN and it tasted good but kind of chewy.

  118. #118 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 5:22 PM

    Yeh frog legs are like chicken. & the one i had tasted somewhat like teriyaki chicken.. yummm hehe Ive had baby octopus, which was good but very chewy.
    Im hopeless when it comes to shair shaerii. It goes rite over my head!

  119. #119 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 5:41 PM

    Well, I was trying to pull Awas’s legs with the following rhymes:

    iPod ke aaane se jo ajaate hai monh per ronuq
    Sub samujhte hain keh bemaar ka haal uchcha hai

    Means, Awas is feeling very ill lying in the bed, so when the woman of his dreams (iPod in above rhyme) comes and visit him, his face gets red and glows so she thinks he’s doing fine.
    So the rhyme was intended to express the excitements of Awas every time he sees Ipod on LS.

    Oh I have eaten Octopus, Crickets, Wax Worms, Scorpios, and Rattle Snakes also. I’m all for trying new things and adventures. Life is short and I want to live it to the fullest.

  120. #120 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 5:59 PM

    i saw on fear factor they had to eat slugs alive ones eeewwww so slimy and they had to chew, no swollowing!

  121. #121 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 6:17 PM

    ERRRR Theo, crickets?? Scorpions?? RATTLESNAKES? Are u sure u wanna live it to the fullest & not make it short? LOLLL

    Poor Awas… hehe

  122. #122 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 7:31 PM


    “the rhyme was intended to express the excitements of Awas…”

    thinking what God will do to me… nothing much excites me now 😦


    “u wanna live it to the fullest…”

    That’s why Theo’s eating everthing that moves on earth…Lolll

  123. #123 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 7:54 PM

    You guys haven’t seen nothing yet, unless you try those great tasting food God sent for our delight you’ll never know! Eating all those food gives me a sense of connection with our ancestors. Besides, nothing is more romantic than a candle light dinner with worms on your plates. So my advice to Abdul is to take DRC on such a dinner, she won’t forget him for rest of her life. Btw my next adventure food will be turtles. You guys are welcome to join.


    In hell God will make all men watch Opera (the theater where a crazy woman yells and screams), and to punish women he’ll make them watch “Ultimate Cage Fighting”, “Strongest men in the World” and such sports.

  124. #124 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 8:09 PM


    Awas may enjoy the opera…he likes Pavarotti

  125. #125 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 8:18 PM

    “Pavarotti”….yeah I can live with that as long as I don’t eat what Theo gets to eat…

  126. #126 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 8:20 PM

    i dont think there u will have a choice…

  127. #127 by Awas on January 22, 2009 - 8:21 PM


  128. #128 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 8:24 PM

    Vanilla iPod

    Really? He is not the guy in his profile picture then. The “Family” I know don’t listen to such torturous stuff. Khansahab will confirm this, because he listens to 50 Cents, Lil Wayne, and Kanye West, the melody kings.

  129. #129 by Vanilla pod on January 22, 2009 - 8:24 PM

    lol..you can say that again

  130. #130 by Steeler on January 22, 2009 - 8:26 PM

    Gotta go guys

    Halla, Hit U Back Tomorrow.

  131. #131 by §weetie on January 22, 2009 - 8:35 PM

    Theo, the great tasting food ure talking about isnt considered food at all (may be in the world of bats, mice, lizards). Theyre called keerey makorey, which isnt FOOD for us humans! Dont we have plenty of food on this planet to enjoy? lol Besides, in hell thats all we’ll be served, INSECTS! So u might as well enjoy what we have been blessed wit. haha

  132. #132 by Steeler on January 23, 2009 - 2:30 PM


    You see I’m training myself for a Hell journey by eating bugs. Since Awas showed no interests in Worms, Crickets, and Scorpios, he’ll be having a tough time over there, preparation is the key.

    Just so you know, bugs are high in protein and minerals and less in fats, very nutritious. One more thing, you eat shrimp, crab, and crawfish right? They are bugs too!

  133. #133 by §weetie on January 23, 2009 - 3:43 PM

    Theo deer, prep isnt the key. U should be enjoying food for humans while ure on earth. Life is mortal, but life after death is immortal, ull get keerey makoorey forever! ewwwwwwwwwwwww
    I know crabs & shrimps are insects, Lobsters are cockroach family members! lol
    I do not eat seafood, so i am good hehehe

  134. #134 by §weetie on January 23, 2009 - 3:45 PM

    Theo, protein u can get from lentils, eggs too. So why would u wanna eat bugs??? Human hair is high in proteins, dont tell me u eat that too! lol

  135. #135 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 23, 2009 - 4:48 PM


    Ewwww@the thingss you guys eat. I eat chicken and occasionally lamb, but apart from that nothing. Paye, beef and anything else, just looking at it freaks me out. Ewwwwwww!Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!*shudders*


    You guys are killing all these poor froggies!

  136. #136 by Abdul on January 23, 2009 - 5:05 PM

    Unfortunately there seems to be technical faults with my pic upload. But as regards to my height. Yes I’m tall and just over 6 ft !

    DRC thanks by the way !

  137. #137 by Steeler on January 23, 2009 - 6:07 PM

    Sweetie and now to be “Dark Round Circles” around eyes due to studies

    Look guys, you’re not getting the point here. I can’t let things go, I want to get even with someone who do me harm. So before bugs eat me when I’m dead in my grave, I’m getting even with them while I’m alive.

    DRC, that’s too many frogs around and when I think of the cluster of eggs a female frog produce, there population will quadruple in no time. I and Sweetie are doing favor to mankind by eating them. May be eating frogs is a way for my unlikely entry into heaven.


    A 6’ plus tall spinner could be very intimidating for most batsmen. I bet you can get a better flight of the ball than most. Ladies find 6’ plus very charming and some of them are probably fancying you right now! I mean they’ll be like, “Oh my God, Abdul is 6’, I can’t wait to melt in his arms”. You go Abdul!

  138. #138 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 6:42 PM

    i hear birds chirruping between 1:30 and 2 am!!! it freaks me out

  139. #139 by Steeler on January 23, 2009 - 7:12 PM

    Vanilla iPod

    There could be three possibilities:

    A predatory animal is out on hunting around that time, predatory animals are consistent with their time to take on prey.

    Birds are chirruping to perform “Tahujjad” as “Molana Javed A Khan” would say -:)

    Ya phir tumhare kaan buj rahe honge.

  140. #140 by Abdul on January 23, 2009 - 7:21 PM

    Yes Steeler I’ve seemed to shot up dramtically and in the last 2 or 3 years I’ve been able to decieve the batsmen in flight and the variety of variations but now I’ll be relying on variations and bounce to get my wickets.

    Yes people have advided me to convert to bowling fast but I can’t simply do so as I’ve been a spinner for 5 or 6 years and been very successful in doing so. So why change ? Although my height can be intimidating !

  141. #141 by khansahab on January 23, 2009 - 7:34 PM


    You are so tall and I should always have been cautious not to “belittle” you.

    From now on you are BIG Abul.

    We have had our differences but please don’t try to scare me with your height.

  142. #142 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 8:53 PM


    thanks for you detailed response on ‘three reasons why you should hear birds chirruping at that hour in the morning’:D

    i would like to believe they are crazy 😀

  143. #143 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 23, 2009 - 8:53 PM

    VP its very strange that birds chirping freaks you out? I guess its the odd time, right? Well, in Pakistan there are some Kukkars (roosters) they keep Kukkurr Koooing right after midnight.

    Here, during spring and summer we get so many birds and I always wake up in the morning with birds singing and chirping on the trees as we usually keep our bedroom windows open unless its very, very hot and I love that kinda feeling to wake up with birds chirping and singing. It starts from April and till October we have different type of birds. We have a lot of trees in the backyard and in the front.

    On the front yard we have two big trees, one is a crab apple, that’s not edible but, birds eat, the second is a Mulberry tree (Shahtoot) and there is so much fruit that the whole lawn gets deep purplish black when the fruit is lying on the lawn. And, believe you me every morning at least 200-300 birds come in flocks and initially starts fighting i.e., to who grabs first and in the process the ripe ones start falling on the floor. After about an hour or so there is no noise and you think they are all gone? But, if you look through the window they are all sitting puffed up totally intoxicated or drugged and then you do a Husssssssssshhh and you see them flying in flocks.

    These birds are more like the Robin but, not exactly the European one, even slightly different from the American Robin which is reddish/brownish but, this one is more black/brownish like the Thrush from the Turdidae species. Once the fruit is over they don’t come, they go elsewhere, in fact they return for crab apple which comes late.

    There are so many cute ones like the Cardinal, the Blue Mountain bird, the Chick a dee dee dee here is a link for ChickaDee Dee. The name is from the sound. Take a look.

    Chick a dee dee dee

    There is one which makes a sound and it sounds like my name, jovid, jovid, jovid, jovid and its so cute. There was a crazy one she used to see her own reflection in the window and used to come sit on the window sill and bang her beak knocking, jovid, jovid, jovid…. sounds so funny.

    In the backyard we have a huge Maple tree that’s my BBQ canopy or umbrella, and other than that there are two cherry trees, one is red cherry the other is pinkish creamy. The red one is good for jams, but the other one is very sweet and tasty. The Mulberry is also very sweet and the only problem is its plucking. Cherry plucking is easy.

    Like Theo I used to be a hunter and do a lot of hunting animals, birds, (ducks, partridge, grouse etc.) fishing etc., but I prefer catching them on camera. Besides, in Canada I have not applied for a gun license there is no one to give me company not even for fishing. All my good fishing rods and the whole equipment is lying in the garage. I do have a lot of cameras but my new project is Nikon 90D.

  144. #144 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 23, 2009 - 9:05 PM

    “Dark Round Circles” around eyes due to studies

    Theo..I resemble one of the zombies from Michael Jackson’s ‘thriller’ video.

    No worries Adul.

    Ah man 😦 I give up!

  145. #145 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 9:06 PM


    wow! your garden must be so big and pretty! I am making pictures in my head of your garden and birds singing like in Cinderella 😀

    we get magpies, pigeons and sparrows in our garden and squirrels also and from my window i can sumtimes see a fox!

    some crazy bird comes on my brother’s window aswell and keeps colliding with the window 🙂

  146. #146 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 9:07 PM


    paye freak me out too! so slimy!

  147. #147 by khansahab on January 23, 2009 - 9:08 PM


    Your brother must be freaked out!

    Birds don’t normally bother me but I think I have rats in the loft 😦

  148. #148 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 9:09 PM

    the only time i liked a rat was when i was watching ratatouille. wicked movie 😀

  149. #149 by khansahab on January 23, 2009 - 9:10 PM

    Big Abul

    Have you seen Chandni Chowk to China? What a pathetic movie!

    I saw The Incredible Hulk and Hellboy 2 recently. Liked Hulk, didn’t like Hellboy 2.

  150. #150 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 23, 2009 - 9:15 PM

    VP I have never eaten them and I never intend. I only have ever seen them cooked at other peoples’ houses. I prefer bonless chicken and keema. I don’t mind salmon, cod and tuna.Not a fan of seafood.

    I am allergic to hadi’s in food I think 😀

  151. #151 by §weetie on January 23, 2009 - 11:34 PM

    VP & DRC, u should try beef Paey, theyre reallyyyy good (if cooked properly). I hated them too. I had em 9 yrs ago for the first time.

  152. #152 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 11:42 PM


    i cant have beef or lamb 😦

  153. #153 by Vanilla pod on January 23, 2009 - 11:42 PM

    or mutton, any kind

  154. #154 by §weetie on January 23, 2009 - 11:48 PM

    DRC, funny how u became a hadi, just like a kabab mein hadi between BF & i! loll (just kiddin)

  155. #155 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:09 AM


    Over 6’ and still growing…Wow…you rock man! I had always imagined you of low gravity, whizzing out your googlies, someone like Maulvy Mushy as you like him a lot. I’m impressed! Girls watch out…mothers, lock your daughters behind doors…Adul-Ghani is out in town 🙂

    You got to post your picture man!

    Theo, Lol @ your Maulana Javed…on birds!


    Hummm, so, you’ve done bird hunting!!! Poor little birds…how could you!!!

  156. #156 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:13 AM

    Who said, don’t like seafood? Its my favourite.


    “cant have beef or lamb…or mutton” What’s left to eat?

    Why…cant??? Didn’t understand…not allergy, I hope!

  157. #157 by §weetie on January 24, 2009 - 12:15 AM

    That’d be me Awas. I love Batter fried shrimps,scallops & sizzling lobsters & crabs (these too i find hard to eat now). But other than tat i cant. The smell makes me sick =(

  158. #158 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 24, 2009 - 12:16 AM


    Ewww no paaey or beef. Just chicken or lamb for me. I would rather eat sabzi than have these ajeeb o gareeb things. I love bhindi and baingan. They are my favourite dishes.

    LOL I can’t be a hadi in the kebab, I told you I was allergic to them hehe. Plus, Khansahab ki aakhein kahein aur hain 😛

    VP do you eat keema? I can bear that every so often but nothing else.

  159. #159 by Vanilla pod on January 24, 2009 - 12:18 AM


    no allergy, only that i find it stinky 😀 i know im weird. so u can imagine i have chicken k qeemay k koftay only (with ofcourse hara masala stuffed inside :D)
    fairy god mother will be disappointed to know

  160. #160 by Vanilla pod on January 24, 2009 - 12:20 AM


    i have only chicken ka qeema, my case is worst 😦

    and i also like bhindi and baingan. i can eat vegetables me! 😀

  161. #161 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:20 AM


    Paeyas are recommended in winter…warming!

    My Mum makes most delicious siri-paey I have ever had. I haven’t had it for a long time…


    Isn’t mince out of beef, lamb or mutton…unless you’re talking about that deer hunter getting it out of a deer?

  162. #162 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:24 AM


    Oh, I get it…it’s the humuk

    Chaallo…not even veg!!! Not much left there…I hope daals are not ruled out either…

  163. #163 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 24, 2009 - 12:24 AM

    Yeh lamb keema if fine Awas. Don’t like pieces of lamb. I know VP i love sabzis. LOL when I came to uni this week mum made me loads of sabzi waley salaan and for bro meat, meat and more meat!:D

  164. #164 by Vanilla pod on January 24, 2009 - 12:24 AM

    ok guys, its time to go, sleep attacks!!

    Good nite, sleep tight, saturday tomorrow, wake up late hehe

  165. #165 by Vanilla pod on January 24, 2009 - 12:25 AM


    yeh i like lentils and also vegetables

  166. #166 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:26 AM

    the veg you can…sorry I read for a minute you can’t

  167. #167 by Awas on January 24, 2009 - 12:36 AM

    Another big weekend of work tomorrow, so I need a kip.

    khansahab, I had hoped to watch the match on that link of yours but I got a couple of meetings too. So may not see much of it 😦 Anyway, looks like SL got their tails up now.

    So, it’s good night from me…

  168. #168 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 24, 2009 - 12:47 AM

    Yes Awas, Theo called me Maulana Javed on my saying that birds stretch their wings, extol to glorify Allah. Which is actually in one of the verses of the Qura’an I can’t remember which one, but it was something more about our limited knowledge that we don’t know about creation that only all living things but even the celestial bodies glorify Allah and the example was given in one of the Al-Hadith that once, Prophet Mohammad picked up a few pebbles and shook them in his hand and those who were with him heard them glorifying Allah, according to him it is not important that they are glorifying Allah, but Allah lifted the veil for that short moment for us to see how even the celestial bodies glorify Allah. Hence, there is a veil that protects us from knowing everything in this world, its similar to the way we don’t see the Jinns and the Malouks is one of those mysteries of this Universe.


    Its not like a garden, garden there are plenty of beautiful homes in the area where we live, in fact the way we have let the trees grow may not be appealing for many who want perfection in their garden. One thing is for sure is that the house looks like a house very much ‘lived-in’ house and not a magazine photo of a dream house.

    We were shocked to see one day that our new neighbours (age group 32-34) chopped off the big olive tree, two huge blue spruce it must have taken 30 – 40 years to grow a blue spruce of that size that was only to get some sunlight on their pool deck.

    We have a lot of squirrels here and they don’t even hibernate anymore in this severe winter. khansahab you better set a mouse trap in your attic or you must “pallow” a billy. I have one. 🙂

  169. #169 by Awas on January 25, 2009 - 12:04 AM

    Why such dead silence here?

    Where is everyone hiding? I’m not surprised after getting such a pasting at cricket!!!

  170. #170 by Abdul on January 25, 2009 - 1:09 PM

    Khanshab, I have no intentions on watching Chandi Chowk to China. The only movie I’ve watched this year is Slumdog Millionaire.

    I found the story enjoyable on the whole surrounding around the theme of destiny. It was rather amusing but still would rate Kudha Kay Liye or Rab Ne Bana De jodi ahead of it. Due to use of English language the film has won so many awards but I’d say it’s average on the whole.

    Did anyone see the Amitab Bachan scene in the movie. LOL ! Absolutelty hilarious !!!!
    As was the Taj Mahal bit.

  171. #171 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 26, 2009 - 4:05 PM

    Balle Balle harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripppppppppppppa!

    Moi just had my last exam and now I am packing and can’t wait to go hommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee!


  172. #172 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 26, 2009 - 4:09 PM

    Darcey are you writing this comment from the train station using your blackberry? Remember Andheeke also did that, her last comment was from the train station using the phone blackberry and she is lost in wilderness, haven’t heard anything from her since then. Sana also left in similar fashion from London to Manchester and I dunno what Sweetie did to iPOD they both are missing.

    Theo will be too upset at your departure! Anyways, you and Abdul both have something in common and that is you two start comments with Balle Balle…. but, why are you remembering Harrapa and Mohenjodaro? 🙂 Anyways, good luck and good bye.

  173. #173 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 26, 2009 - 4:16 PM

    Oh no I am just packing and catching up on normality. Train is later.

    I ain’t going anywhere 😀 Well apart from on a train later hehe !

  174. #174 by Steeler on January 26, 2009 - 5:02 PM

    Dead Deer

    Congrates on getting rid of your last exam, go home eat Payee, and have fun BUT be back soon. Who are we going to pick on? And if you don’t, I have some powerful rifle scopes. I can spot you from ½ mile, train, bus, car or whatever. Abdul has asked me to keep you in check; he wants to make sure you remain a nun for a while.

  175. #175 by Vanilla pod on January 27, 2009 - 12:09 AM

    I really like this old Pakistani drama, dhoop kinare. not many people may remember it. to me its a classic and in the background, there used to be this really nice ghazal by Faiz played and it was sung by Nayyara Noor. Raat yun dil mein teri, beautiful small ghazal with a lovely soothing tune to it 😀

  176. #176 by §weetie on January 27, 2009 - 2:00 AM

    Ahhhh… It’s a beautiful song, but really depressing!

  177. #177 by §weetie on January 27, 2009 - 4:36 AM

    There’s another one, ‘ Gar mujhe is ka yakeen ho’. I think it’s by Faiz. This one’s even more depressing..

  178. #178 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 27, 2009 - 6:00 AM

    Sweetie, depressing bhee kehti ho aur yaad bhee rukkha hai. I am not sure if it is Faiz’s but, it is something like this…..

    Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho meray ham dam meray dost
    Gar mujhay is ka yakeen ho kay teray dil ki thakan
    Teri aankhoon ki udasi teray………… whatever whatever

    But, the one VP is referring is defo. Faiz…. here it is….

    Raat youn dil may teri khoi howi yaad aaye
    Jaisay weeranay may chupkay say bahar ajaye
    Jaisay sehraon may haolay say chalay baad-e-naseem
    Jaisay beemar ko bay wajah qaraar ajaye.

    At night my lost memory of you returned
    and I was like the empty field where springtime,
    without being noticed, is bringing flowers;

    I was like the desert over which
    the breeze moves gently, with great care;

    I was like the dying patient
    who, for no reason, smiles.

    The translation is by some guy called Dr. Shahid…….. its not bad, its better than Seth’s

    I like Faiz’s this ghazal

    Tum aaye ho, na shab-e-intezaar guzri hai
    Talaash may hai saher, bar bar guzri hai
    Junoon may jitni bhi guzri, ba’akar guzri hai
    Agar chay dil pay kharabi hazaar guzri hai
    Hooiee hai hazrat-e-naseh say guftagaoo jis shab
    Woh shab zaroor sar-e-koo-e-yaar guzri hai
    Woh baat saray fasanay may jis ka zikr na tha
    Woh baat unko bahot nagawaar guzri hai

    Na gul khilay hain, na un say milay, na mai pee
    Ajeeb rang may abkay bahar guzri hai
    Chaman pay gharat-e-gulcheen say janay kya guzri
    Khafas say aaj saba bay qarar guzri hai

    The verse in this ghazal that, I have highlighted is the one I like most…. its really the jewel in the crown. And, btw I heard it on CD and wrote it myself, you won’t find it with these spellings on the Internet. I hate when they write Roman Urdu like this:

    TuM aAye Ho, na sHab-e-iNtezaAr guZzri hAi ….. I dunno why they do that?

  179. #179 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 27, 2009 - 6:35 AM

    Nayyara Noor is famous for 2 songs:

    Terra saaya jahan bhee ho sajnaa
    Palkay bichaa aaa dooon, saari Umr bitaa dooon

    The other one is:

    Roothay ho tum,tum ko kaisay mana oon piya??

    I think in the film, Shabboo is singing for her, “Allah Raju” 🙂 I saw this on a DVD a few months ago at my cousins place.

  180. #180 by §weetie on January 27, 2009 - 6:40 AM

    Yeh Javed it is by Faiz, Gar mujhe is ka yakeen ho.

  181. #181 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 1:55 PM

    Vanilla iPod

    Yeah Hasina Moin had some wonderful TV serials back in the days. One observation from those shows is; they all have strong female characters so I would say her TV serials were semi feminist.


    You and poetry? I thought poetry was not your kind of candy but oh well, life is full of surprises. I hate depressing songs and poetry and anything that hampers my positive energy. I like light poetry but philosophical poetry as well.

    Hey, don’t miss the Super Bowl. They’ll show some nice commercials in 3D. You’ll have to buy the 3D glasses to enjoy those, they cost like 2 or 3 bucks. Also, the day after Super Bowl they’ll telecast the show “Chuck” in 3D on NBC. Check these links below; one is with Obama holding a Steelers jersey and the other with a NASA Steelers fan video in space.



  182. #182 by Vanilla pod on January 27, 2009 - 2:13 PM

    and guess what! i kinda like dasht-e-tanhai main by iqbal bano. her ‘karak’ voice has a different feel to it. even tho i dont fully understand wht the ghazal means. i have been to a few mehfil-e-ghazals, and the whole atmosphere is superb. love it!! 😀

  183. #183 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 2:43 PM


  184. #184 by dimplerosycheeks on January 27, 2009 - 2:45 PM

    Hmm it’s not letting me get rid of my thopra!


  185. #185 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 3:23 PM

    Dead Deer

    Who is “it” and why would you wanna get rid of your popular face on LS? What have you been smoking lady?

  186. #186 by khansahab on January 27, 2009 - 3:25 PM


    Look you removed your pic and made Big Abul cry.

    Ba-kaouz Big Abul was singing, “Tujh mey rab dikhtaa hai………..Yaara mai kya karoon….”


  187. #187 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 3:33 PM

    Khansahab, Looks like DRC wants to auction her bangles now! I’ll pay $ 5 for those and put on my trophy deer.

  188. #188 by Vanilla pod on January 27, 2009 - 4:04 PM

    why is DRC taking her pic off? if she does it then i will too 😦

  189. #189 by §weetie on January 27, 2009 - 4:09 PM

    No no Theo, Im not into shair shayari. I just ve heard tat song like a million times thanks to my sis, & i still dont understand some of it.

    BF, thats a veryyy young Robert de niro. ufff i love him too! lol

  190. #190 by khansahab on January 27, 2009 - 4:56 PM


    Thank God you recognised De Niro and didn’t think it was Charlie Chaplin!

  191. #191 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 5:55 PM


    I can’t see your pic.


    Hmmm no I will not auction them to you. Ner ner! I haven’t been smoking but have had a recent burst of silliness and energy due to an overdose on energy drinks.

    Last night I slept as soon as I got up and woke up in the night all confused to as I was. I still thought I was at uni lol 😀

    I am sure you have lots of time to see me now. I have been meaning to change it for a while.

  192. #192 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 5:57 PM

    Can someone confirm for me please what pic they can see? I can still see me 😦

  193. #193 by khansahab on January 27, 2009 - 6:02 PM


    I can see bangles. You’re probably looking on Internet Explorer? That takes days to change pictures.

  194. #194 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 6:04 PM

    Thank you for that 🙂

    Yes I can still see my face and yes I do use Internet Explorer.

  195. #195 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 6:34 PM

    Dead Deer

    Yeah I’ve heard of Red Bull energy drink slogan that it gives you wings, LOL. We have seen you and confirmed dimple rosy cheeks but Abdul the Spin King might still be interested in your picture, bechara! Why deprive him of your good looks?

    Btw why you wouldn’t sell your bangles to me, I still have that stuffed deer I shot and named it after you. She wants some bangles to look pretty. I put lipstick on the deer lips also, she looks cute now.


    Since DRC went home, you seem more relaxed, why is that?

  196. #196 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 7:00 PM

    I detest Red Bull but I drink this energy drink called Relentless. It taste medicinal but gives energy. The after effects are not good though! I felt so high yesterday haha ask Khansahab!

    I am sure Abul will get over me removing my pic. He can stare at Sweetie now :p lol!Oh and it definitely is not deprivation.

    Ewwww I don’t want my bangles going on a deer. Therefore I cannot sell them to you. If anything, you should gift me some bangles. BTW I adore chooriyaan.

    I am going away tomorrow till the weekend. So excited!

  197. #197 by Vanilla pod on January 27, 2009 - 7:02 PM


    yeh i can see bangles too. pretty bangles but not better than the previous pic 😦

  198. #198 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 7:16 PM

    I see a black dabba, and no pic for you and it’s been like that for weeks:(

    Khair koi gal nai. I was wanting to only keep my pic up for a few days but when I am at uni, I have a really bad internet connection which crashes and it would not let me change frequently.

    Don’t be sad. Smile!:)

  199. #199 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 7:33 PM


    I am agree with Vanilla iPod on getting your face back. I thought if I honor a stuffed deer your name, it will mean something to you but you won’t even sell the bangles to make her look pretty. You are cruel to my deer!

    Relentless? that’s a funny name but very apt to your conditions yesterday, LOL. The thing that caught my eyes, you were high after drinking so are you sure you didn’t add any additives to it -:)

  200. #200 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 7:56 PM

    Are you likening me to your stuffed deer?!Ahem

    I do not need ‘additives’ hehe I just have natural inbuilt hyperness!

    Oh and the face won’t come back 😀 It is for the best. Now you can all sleep in peace hehe.

  201. #201 by Steeler on January 27, 2009 - 8:04 PM

    Oh DRC not that soon, I wasn’t finished with making a DRC mask for my deer -:(

    Good observation about Vanilla iPod’s face but that’s her by default because she tried to change it and it wasn’t God’s will. So here she is:

    Dil to mera udaas hai Nasir
    Shehr kion saien saien kert hai

  202. #202 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 27, 2009 - 10:41 PM

    After Bush’s departure from the White House a few secrets were revealed.

    The story goes like this:

    Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. ‘Just think,’he said, ‘when I am President, I’ll get to have a gold urinal!’

    Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary during her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

    That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, ‘Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.’ 🙂

  203. #203 by Awas on January 27, 2009 - 11:09 PM

    Thanks to Mugabe we have learnt the following figures.

    Thank our Mr Mugabe – you are really a clever idiot…

    And we thought our jobs were hard…. see what happens in Zimbabwe ….
    A Bank clerk summing the total daily deposits amount in figures and words (end of day……………………)
    $384 943 621 753 891 453 665 264 221 439 . 81
    That is three hundred and eighty-four Octillions, Nine hundred and forty three Septillions,Six hundred and twenty-one Sextillions, Seven hundred and fifty-three Quitillion,Eight hundred and ninety-one Quadrillion, Four hundred andfifty-three Trillion,Six hundred sixty-five Billion,Two hundred and sixty-four Million,Two hundred and twenty-one Thousand,Four hundred and thirty-nine dollars Eighty-one cents…..

  204. #204 by Vanilla pod on January 27, 2009 - 11:23 PM

    Lol @ Theo’s comment 212 😀

  205. #205 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 11:32 PM


    Let the deer look like a deer. Do not stick my facemask on it!Bechara deer!


    You still busy with work?Hope you are well!

    Theo’s weird hehe!

  206. #206 by Awas on January 27, 2009 - 11:35 PM


    You must be telepathic…can u believe it, I’m still at work 😦 Nota lota people know that!!!

  207. #207 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 11:38 PM

    I have unagi/intuition/a strong sixth sense 😀

    You should not be working so late. Hope you have eaten!

  208. #208 by khansahab on January 27, 2009 - 11:56 PM

    What’s unagi DRC?

    Sounds some freaky Voodoo thing!

    Are you still under the influence of relentless alcohol and drugs?

  209. #209 by Awas on January 27, 2009 - 11:59 PM


    What can I say?…a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…

    But, I can do with some of your gourmet yummies 🙂

  210. #210 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 27, 2009 - 11:59 PM

    Unagi is something to do with Japanese telepathy I think.

    Astagfar I do not drink or do drugs.I feel a lot better today because I have had a decet night’s sleep after months.

    P.s. Was I really that bad? 😀

  211. #211 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 28, 2009 - 12:03 AM


    My mum made me cook today funnily enough. She has never asked me to before but today she was taking advantage of me coming home.

    Get yourself home Awas, eat and rest. Health comes before wealth.

  212. #212 by Awas on January 28, 2009 - 12:06 AM


    Have you done Origami too other than Unagi???

    I shouldn’t be doing this…got to work…bad habit chatting…

  213. #213 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 28, 2009 - 12:13 AM

    Funnily enough I did Origami at school. I can’t remember much though to be honest.

  214. #214 by §weetie on January 28, 2009 - 2:00 AM

    Theo, did u read what DRC said in her comment?’The after effects are not good though! I felt so high yesterday haha ask Khansahab!’

    Now what do u expect me to do? I already dumped BF.

    DRC, Abdul is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to little. So i guess he can day dream about u now, since uve removed ure pic ( which i can still see).

  215. #215 by §weetie on January 28, 2009 - 2:08 AM

    The def of Unagi ure talkin about DRC, is from Friends, which was supposedly the state of total awareness of one`s mind. But Unagi is the Japanese word for fresh water eels.

  216. #216 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 28, 2009 - 6:31 AM

    LOL I know it is fictional hehe but I think such a concept must exist, even if Unagi is an eel.


    You can have Khansahab all to yourself. Don’t dump him, be nice to him!

  217. #217 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on January 28, 2009 - 6:33 AM

    Oh and I guess you can see me still because of the whole Internet Explorer thing.

    Haha I know Abdul is way too little. I had mentioned that when I got teased about him. I am sure he will divert his attention elsewhere now 😀

  218. #218 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 3:52 PM


    I know DRC has been drinking Scotch and smoking joints lately to get relaxed after her tough exams. She called it “Relentless” stuff, yeah right! To prove my point I can tell you, that is exactly why she changed her picture so we won’t notice her woozy and boozy eyes.

    Btw that Unagi sounds like food to me, hmmmm…eels -:)


    Why you think Abdul is a “little person”? Did you mean he is a dwarf or skid like? For your info he is 6’ plus tall and can take on anyone.

  219. #219 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 3:55 PM

    it works out well, BF for sweetie, abdul for DRC 🙂 and everyones happy 🙂

  220. #220 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 4:02 PM

    Vanilla iPod

    You are wrong on BF for Sweetie, because, she does not want him anymore. It’s all because DRC sow poison in their relationship pretending to be a “nun”. You know I tried my best to make things right as I’m very kind hearted “Seedha Saada” guy who try to reach out and help everyone but things didn’t work out that way.

    I like Abdul the Spin King and DRC matchup though, very cute!

  221. #221 by khansahab on January 28, 2009 - 4:04 PM

    What about the matchup of VP and Steeler?


  222. #222 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 4:06 PM

    no, khansahab, Steeler’s heart has been stolen by some natalie. and VP is sad faced…so steeler wouldnt want her.

  223. #223 by khansahab on January 28, 2009 - 4:08 PM


    You should know Steeler is a Pathan and a Pathan’s heart melts at provocative and sympathy seeking statements like that!


  224. #224 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 4:11 PM

    steeler maybe pathan but a pathan and another pathan results in a mismatch

  225. #225 by Sweetie on January 28, 2009 - 4:28 PM

    Lol@ BF hookin up VP & Theo.

    VP, i had to dump BF, he left me no choice. =(

  226. #226 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 4:30 PM

    Hey guy, I’m married! Do you guys want to send me to a divorce court, LOL. Please turn the direction of cannons towards Awas .

    Vanilla iPod, so you are not so vanilla then because you are a Pathan. You belong to Akhroat clan, LOL.

  227. #227 by Sweetie on January 28, 2009 - 4:55 PM

    lolll @ Akhrot

  228. #228 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 5:22 PM

    I wish i could sleep & not wake up! =(

  229. #229 by Awas on January 28, 2009 - 5:31 PM


    You took words out of my mouth…I feel the same…

    When you manage to do that leme have your couch 🙂

    Do u feel okay???

  230. #230 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 5:34 PM

    Sweetie tumharay iraday khatarnaak lag rehay hain, you should know Euthanasia is haraam! Today, because of the snow blizzard I have canceled all my outdoor appointments and after finishing my paperwork I am going to take a nap! Actually my naps are longer than 4 hours during the day. 🙂 Besides, I need rest.

  231. #231 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 5:35 PM

    Awww… Thanks for caring *hug*
    U need a Hug & not a couch.

    No i am not ok…

  232. #232 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 5:37 PM

    Javed, euthanasia is not putting oneself to sleep, but animals. We call it suicide, & i have no intention of doing so. Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon, that too for the unworhty? i DONT tink so!

    4 hrs of just nap? U’re one lucky BM!

  233. #233 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 5:52 PM


    I’ll tell you a true horror story to make you stay awake:

    When I was like 13, this one time there was this big electricity black out on a dark cloudy summer night in Karachi. I and 3 other friends went out and sit by the Clifton beach, which was walking distance from us to take fresh air. It was our hang out spot to smoke cigarettes and discuss girls. May be because of pitch dark somehow the conversation turned to ghosts and spirits. One friend was like his grandma had this ghostly episode where a small puppy turned into a giant one and it chased her. The other one was like his folks saw a witch with her feet in reverse orientation. We all were a little nervous after that. Then we saw something amazing, there was this monster looking guy like 12 feet tall coming towards us from a distance at some speed. We looked at each other and without saying a word started running; one even left his shoes, LOL. When we ran a distance we looked back if the monster is still chasing us and it turned out he was a guy riding on a camel. If you know, camels are tall and slender animals so if you see them from front they’ll give you impression of a person with long legs.

  234. #234 by Vanilla Pod on January 28, 2009 - 5:59 PM


    what up with u? why r u not ok? r u at work? or do u work?

    hehe now u have my questions to answer, hope u feel better soon 🙂


    i hope u feel better too. maybe u cud work really fast now and then go to bed early to start fresh tomorrow 🙂


    snow blizzards are a blessing in disguise, you can escape from work and take big big naps 😀

  235. #235 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 5:59 PM

    Yahan ki zindagee barbad, akhrat bhi karlon, Sweetie

    Hai Hai Barbaad kion? Barbaad tumharay Dushman. Look at other people who may be experiencing worst situations in life, so Shukar Alhamdolillah kaho. Yeah, 4 hours is just a modest nap. Sometimes, if I sleep around 5 p.m. I wake up the next morning at 8:00 a.m.

    Larkapun khail may khoaya
    Jawaani neend bhar soyaa

    I dunno about the rest, I need to ask a Buddhhha whether he really cries? 🙂

  236. #236 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 6:09 PM

    Those who say they love snow are only ROMANCING with snow
    Once you are MARRIED to snow, you give a cold shoulder 😉

    Over here we get a lot of snow and that doesn’t bother me, it is the lonnggggggggggg and streeeeeeeeetchedddddddddd winter that bothers me. And, watching snow fall from inside is different from outdoors. Even, the country side outdoors are better than city because in the city we dump a lot of salt, gravel and that keeps the roads clear and non-slippery but, the yucky muddy water and the car exhaust and pollution makes the snow look like dirt and slush thats yucky. And, then parking is a big problem in downtown, even though I have my own parking but, its not covered its open so clearing up the mess is not all that romantic. You start hating after a while.

    We do go outdoors to mountains and enjoy that’s a different feeling but, everyday, everyday walking through the mess and that too from November to May is a bit too much, I am sure you will get fed up. Also, with temperatures as low as -30C and with wind chill its -40C but, these are few days and then it goes up to -10C and we all say, Thanks God! Its warm. 🙂

    Generally when it snows here it is around 0 to -5C but today it is -13C and very windy.

  237. #237 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 6:25 PM

    Javed @ the email

    Javed, only a hunter can describe the feeling when you see a wild animal in close range. Your nerves get so tense and your heart gets pumping. It’s much worse than when you approach your crush when you are very young.
    I’m impressed, you did quite good hunting back in the days, I don’t know but I’m addicted to hunting and fishing and my life won’t be complete without it. Forget hunting for a while; just think of a nice spring sunny day when you are out on a river or stream with water so clean you could see fish in it. Just the sound of running water and excitement of a catch is priceless. I go fishing time to time these days but don’t catch a lot of fish due to snow and limited water run. I’m waiting for March to clean up the snow of streams here.


    Take your hunter soul out lady, it is kill or be killed world. You’ll make a good hunter, trust me on that. If you don’t have guns wink your eye to deer and coyotes, they’ll drop dead, LOL.

  238. #238 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 6:52 PM

    Deer Theo, theres nuthin that scares me other than God & then the name Muneer LOL

  239. #239 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 7:02 PM

    How bout i wink to some decent guy & not a deer & a coyote? Besides i just rid myself of a coyote, dont wanna get stuck wit another one lolll … No a hyena would be more appropriate LOLLLL

  240. #240 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 7:18 PM


    Oh, I’m getting the picture here. I’m not a kind hearted guy like Awas and Javed so instead of “Suber and Jameel” I’ll tell you something that I know best and which is:

    Never shy away from getting even with someone who tried to harm you. There is nothing sweeter than revenge -;) Besides, you can do a massacre of guys by winking your eyes if you choose to, you have the weapons.

  241. #241 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 7:22 PM

  242. #242 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 7:33 PM

    If guys were to wear flashy engagement and marriage rings, this kind of ring will be my top choice! Heck, I could cry like girls for that thing -:)

  243. #243 by *§weetie on January 28, 2009 - 8:00 PM

    lol, thats more blang blang than bling bling man! These rings are massive!

  244. #244 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 8:16 PM

    lol @ blang blang

  245. #245 by Sweetie on January 28, 2009 - 8:22 PM

    VP, u disappeared too? I guess im gonna remove my pic too.

  246. #246 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:24 PM

    LOL@ Putin stealing the ring! Aakhir ko KGB ka background jo hai 🙂

    Theo kind hearted I am, But, I am not a soft hearted persons. There is a difference between the two. For e.g., many hunters they hunt their prey but, they chicken out when it comes to cutting and cleaning. Deer ko cheer phaar kerna tou door ki baat hai they don’t even clean their fish, I don’t mind doing that, I have done that before many times. And, for cooking if I have to make steaks I bring the whole of Fillet Mignon and cut it myself. And the same for BBQ tikkas. Because, most butchers here have no formal training and they cut everything on the machines bzzzz, bzzzzzzz, bzzzzzzzzz and that’s it. Cutting steaks or making tikkas is an art.


    And, you don’t say “Suber & Jameel” You say “Sabbrun Jameelun” 😉 this reminds me of Nawaz Sharif’s distant cousin Babra Sharif. 🙂

  247. #247 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 8:25 PM

    You know I heard this notion that most football players when they die, lay in the coffins with their Super Bowl rings on. This give me an idea to get one -:)

  248. #248 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:26 PM

    Yes VP wots wrong with your pic? Sweetie do you remember “Cool Jak” ? Well, I have to put that up on the blog to match it with Theo‘s cool glasses.

  249. #249 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 8:29 PM

    yeh sweetie, i sed before if DRC was gnna take it off, i was too plus, didnt want my ‘sad face’ (after khansahabs saddest face) to be showing amongst all the happy faces.

  250. #250 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:29 PM

    Theo, back home the desi’s are known as “Kaffan Chor” 🙂 So you wanna keep that tradition alive? Also, be more creative?

    This reminds me of a good joke, I have to search for it in my jokes file. I will copy paste it when I find it.

  251. #251 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:31 PM

    khansahab has not shown his real face to anyone on the blog so why are you worried about him? And DRC is a moody kuri she will say yes for a no and no for a yes 😉

  252. #252 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:37 PM

    OK Theo

    Here is the Joke:

    ~~ A Marwari Family ~~

    A marwari family in Rajasthan was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top , which read as follows:

    “Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in RAJASTHAN. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates, and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.

    On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.

    The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma’s left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Papa is also not keeping well nowadays.”

  253. #253 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 8:47 PM

    LOL at Javed’s joke, a good one indeed! About Super Bowl Ring, “coffan chore he sahi mugger unghooti to haath aajayge” -:)

    I clean up the deer stomach myself but give it to a butcher here who cuts it up nice for like $40. I know how to cut up and clean up the whole cow because that’s what my dad would make us do during “Badi Eid”. I also clean fish myself but instead of fillet I like cross cuts.

    Yes Javed, DRC is very “naaz nukhray wali” and Vanilla iPod is “ziddi Pukhtoon” They’re not kind of guys who’ll care about Abdul’s sad and empty eyes -:)

  254. #254 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:55 PM

    LOL on empty eyes;

    Jaanay Kya dhoondti rehti hain yae aankhain mujh may
    Raakh kay dhair may shola hai na chingaarii

  255. #255 by Sweetie on January 28, 2009 - 8:55 PM

    Javed ajh pitnay ka dil kar ra hai kia DRC se?

    Theo, what are u plannin on gettin? A coffin, or a ring?

  256. #256 by Sweetie on January 28, 2009 - 8:58 PM

    Javed, i do remember cool jak. LOL

  257. #257 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 28, 2009 - 8:59 PM


    I think it depends on the value of the coffin if it is Mahogany and has a value of $10K compared to the fake ring …….. he might say (like a Moulvi said to his wife about the leg of a chicken stolen from their neighbours) agar muft may yae bhee hath ajai tou bura kya hai?

    Secondly DRC is in the train which has gone beyond the point of no return. 🙂

  258. #258 by Steeler on January 28, 2009 - 9:00 PM

    LOL at Javed.


    Super Bowl Ring for now but I’ll eventually get a coffin if a Grizzle Bear don’t eat me alive while I’m hunting -:)

    Gotta go guys, have a nice rest of the day.

  259. #259 by khansahab on January 28, 2009 - 9:07 PM

    Prepare to be amazed:


  260. #260 by Vanilla pod on January 28, 2009 - 10:02 PM

    lol @ ziddi pakhtoon

  261. #261 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 12:34 AM

    Kids say the darndest things!

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it , and I would turn red in the face.’ > > ‘Yes,’ the class said. ‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’ A little fellow shouted, ‘Cause your feet aren’t empty.

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE God is watching.’ . Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > > A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’ >

  262. #262 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 1:45 AM

    This is strange!!

  263. #263 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 5:32 AM

    Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    Answer: Puppies grow up.

    Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    Answer: Because they are…

    Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them

    Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
    would hit the ground first?
    Answer: Who cares?????

    Question: What did God say after he created man?
    Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

    Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

    Question: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
    Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

    Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.

    Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

    Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    intention of driving.

    Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
    Answer: Exchange him!!

    Question: Why do men like smart women?
    Answer: Opposites attract.

  264. #264 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 5:36 AM

    A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m moving to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”

    The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”

  265. #265 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 9:07 AM


    Hey, thanks for the warm thoughtful words!!! Despite “working really fast” by not looking at LS, I managed to get to bed at 3 😦 Anyways, a couple of more days left of hard labour…

  266. #266 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 9:07 AM


    Really good ones…the kiddies one has been around but good to read it again. They say things so instinctively…makes to laugh. Only $800 in a year was hilarious!!!

    Hey, watch out before you say things like that against us here… 🙂

    “This is strange!”…what is? Are u ok?

  267. #267 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 1:28 PM

    LOL @ Sweetie’s 272 & 275


    #274 was a grand assault on males of Homo sapiens species. How can Awas chicken out and just protest slightly with a smiley face? Awas you pu*sy, find some “in your face” kind of material against women and post it here! LOL.

  268. #268 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 2:01 PM


    Don’t worry…I’m gonna get our Spin King this time to hunt around for some good material for us guys…

    Abdul Ghani….Go!

  269. #269 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 2:01 PM

    Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

    Sweetie, so in the eyes of women, marrying is equivalent to driving? That is because men cannot be lead or driven, they like to drive and drive women crazy to the extent they call him a dog! And, that is based on their own perception that because a dog is man’s best friend? Its true and that’s why Man trusts his dog more than his wife. 🙂

    Guys, my day has just begun without tea and without breakfast and I can’t even see the screen properly I better smell Chai and wake up, until then cheerios have fun, since Theo is @ his office. He seldom touches his computer while he is at home, ‘coz his bitter half oooops better half might throw him in Natalie’s den.

  270. #270 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 2:22 PM

    Theo, Awas is a sweet man, let him be himself.

    Javed, seems like ure brain is still asleep even tho ure not. Go get ure tea fast & read wat it said. It simply means Men chase women for fun, or they consider them amusement. Im not generalising here, but be honest & tell me if i am wrong? Major does rule u know…

  271. #271 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 2:23 PM

    uffffffff majority rules

  272. #272 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 2:26 PM

    & one more thing, men tend to trust their own kind, thats why they also trust dogs LOLLLLL

  273. #273 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 2:45 PM

    Javed, I’m very sensitive about my and Natalie’s legendary platonic love. Since you mentioned her name, I can’t stop myself visiting her “koocha” on Hot Gals page. So her I go to present some romantic poetry for her killer smile.

  274. #274 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 3:49 PM

    Sweetie I had my tea and my breakfast, aur baa hosh O hawas mai yae kehta hoon the meaning of that sentence is not what you are trying to tell us now. Secondly, the analogy that is used in the next sentence that its just like dogs chase a car but, they have no intention of driving it…. actually dogs are not capable of driving a car and that’s bakaoz Man is Ashraful Maqlooqaat. Thirdly, God may not have said: “I can do better next time hence He created a woman.” The truth is God’s creation is perfect and if you are referring to how Man was created by God, and not according to Darwin, then you must also know that the woman was created from Man’s rib. Until then she was in his rib cage! Ab Azaadi mili hai tou Chahaik ti hain? 🙂

    The other thing is you are mixing Darwin’s theory with Reality of Man by saying ‘Men trust their own kind’ According to God, Man is the Best of ALL His creations. Hence dog is not the same kind. A dog is a very intelligent animal but, not as much as a Chimpanzee and according Darwin his real ancestors are Chimps and not dogs. So, the difference is not even in kind but that of a degree. You can compare a few dumb blondes with a Chimp and see the difference. 🙂

  275. #275 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 3:59 PM

    Javed, Darwin gaya teil leinay! lol
    I am not changing the meaning of wat i had posted. First of all it was supposed to be FUNNY, second wat do u mean by azadi? Everyone has rights & freedom.
    God did do better didn’t he, when he created women? hehehe

  276. #276 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 4:00 PM

    U can compare a dumb blonde wit a chimp, just like u can compare a dog wit a man. LOLLLL hahaha

  277. #277 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 4:03 PM

    LOL Javed, good job! You made a strong case for men by involving God in the discussion that Sweetie can’t defend it now. I can’t believe I’m missing one rib because of women. Ladies, I want it back!

  278. #278 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 4:10 PM

    Sweetie is on fire today! She threw a left hook at Javed, nice!

  279. #279 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 4:19 PM

    Sweetie, Aayeena Unn ko dikhayaa tou bura maan gaye?

    Exactly, thats the point if you compare Man with a dog being its own kind then a dumb blonde can also be compared with a Chimp. But you know what? Its an insult to the Chimps. Click the link below……….. the Video is worth seeing.


  280. #280 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 4:22 PM

    And, Sweetie you know me better than others that I don’t get serious, what makes you think I am not laughing at this debate? Like Munir do I have to put a smiley icon here? 🙂

  281. #281 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 4:27 PM

    Darwin gaya teil leinay? Means he is Zinda and having a good time with BB? Chalo dono Zinda hain, what a jori? ahahahaha. Imagine their next generation would be a bandar, but better looking and more brainier than Zardari!

    Aur freedom of expression wali baat bhee aurtaon ki samajh nai aye ge coz they were created from the Rib cage of Adam, right? Cage kya hota hai? 🙂 Urdu may Pinjra kehtay hain, tou she came out of the cage and Azaad hai ab… thats what I meant. 🙂

  282. #282 by farrah k raja on January 29, 2009 - 4:30 PM

    Women created from mans rib:
    “Women characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. Women provide protection for the most delicate organ in man , his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.”

    SO THIS UNIVERSAL RESPONSIBILITY bestowed upon women to support poor men ,we allow them the freedom of thinking women were created from their rib,when women around the world give birth to a boy every second minute litterally.

  283. #283 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 4:34 PM


    Sweetie is OUT of the frying pan and into the fire now*! But, her punches are just like yours i.e., when you punch someone in your dreams……. no power! 🙂 I dunno if this fire is from propane gas or what? 🙂

    *Urdu equivalent is “AssMan say TupKa Khajoor may Utka.” ahahahahaha 🙂

  284. #284 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 4:43 PM

    This is just a wild imagination or a sweet dream that women characteristics are like a rib and blah, blah… Actually she was inside the Man’s Rib Cage, he kept her inside his cage to protect her just like he protects his heart and his Jigar and when she was created he said, she is like my heart. He gave her everything to please her, but its hard for a man to please her and keep her happy. She loves nagging and keeps on nagging just like his heartbeat if that stops he is dead and if she stops nagging she is dead.

    She gives birth to a boy every second minute, there is no denial in it, BUT not without the help of a Man. She is dependent on Man and not a chimpanzee!

  285. #285 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 4:55 PM

    Today is the battle of sexes at its best! Javed is on offense with no holding back. To beat Javed ladies need to bring a woman on her periods with severe cramps to show Javed how evil she can get, LOL.


    Good poetic analogy about a man’s rib and woman.

    Guys, jokes aside, Holy Prophet said, “Jannat is underneath the feet of mother” so all my respect for women.

  286. #286 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 5:00 PM

    Theo jokes aside, Maa is Maa BUTTAAA, a husband is also known to be Majazi Khuda for his wife ! 🙂 Lay Kin Aaj kal ki BV-ian* tou husbands ko Meaow kehti hain aur jootay ki noke per rekhti hain.


    BV-ian sounds like an Armenian name, right? For those who don’t know ALL Armenian names end up with …ian


    When I mingle with Armenian girls, I am Javedian 🙂

    Btw, when ADDIDAS and NIKI were introduced into Russia, they changed their nakes:


  287. #287 by farrah k raja on January 29, 2009 - 5:05 PM

    Good Gracious me!!!
    Well ,isnt it strange though ,everything is created in pairs and Heaven or Earth ,men ad women are bound to be together.

  288. #288 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 5:16 PM

    There is no denial in God’s creation and I for one believe in what He says in Qur’an.

    “Glory be to Him Who created pairs of all things, of what earth produces, and of themselves, and of what they do not know, and Who created a pair of everything.” (36:36 Qur’an)

    “Wa min kul-ul-amwati jala feeha zao-jain etnain.” Of every kind He made in pairs, two and two (13:3 Qur’an)

    Phenomenal existence is about pairing. It is a dynamic interplay of opposites. This seeming duality is the basis of our experience right down to the opposites of electron/positron, proton/anti-proton, quark/anti-quark, matter/anti-matter. We see it also in force/matter, particles/waves, motion/rest.

    In Qur’anic terms, we have existence/non-existence, the First/the Last, the Inwardly Hidden/the Outwardly Manifest, darkness/light, stillness/movement.

    But, the crux of the matter is, He created woman out of the chest (the rib cage) of a Man. Is there any denial in it? Unless you are an Atheist or a Darwinian Armenian. 🙂

  289. #289 by farrah k raja on January 29, 2009 - 5:16 PM

    So God created men and men started to bother Him ,so God thought how to get rid of man.
    He created women and asked men to keep bothering her.So in the end all men will go to hell (for bothering God and women) and Women are going to Heaven anyway.
    Heaven is created for hoors:)

  290. #290 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 5:23 PM

    Javed, aray bhi tumhari kia bhabhi se ladai howe hai jo aaj sare khawateen ke class le raha hai -:)


    Yes, God made everything in pairs but men are like atoms they can make molecules by pairing with multiple women.

  291. #291 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 5:31 PM

    Women are going to Heaven anyway. Heaven is created for hoors….

    Actually, rather reportedly there will be million years old Hoors for Good Men whereas, for the good women there will be “Gul-Man” the equivalent of Hoor. So, once again even in Junnat they will not leave Man, the only thing they have done is added the word flower (gul) So, no wonder there was a Gul Badin Hikmat Yar (Flower Body Doctor Friend) on earth. May be they will look like him – a beard and a turban.

    There is also a punishment for Hoor and that is, “Hoor kay Pehloo may Langoor” 🙂

    Theo, nai there is no larai, no jhagra, but, aaj 2 kay bajai 3 parathay kahai nashtay may but Sweetie ran away from the blog. 🙂

  292. #292 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 5:40 PM

    Sweetie apne nakhon taiz ker rahi hai, aati he hogge -:)

  293. #293 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 5:43 PM

    Accha manicure, pedicure kernay gayee hai? Ya Khumbaa Noch rehi hai?

    Aaj ManEeeer di khair nai hai. 🙂

  294. #294 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 5:58 PM

    This talk of Rib stuff is making me feel like eating a Rib-Eye-Stake…starving. Who can I devour…?

  295. #295 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 6:01 PM

    Awas, Veal Rib Eye Steak is better than Beef Fillet Mignon Steak, especially if you serve it with a good sauce and, Avocado Salad, baked potatoes etc. I am adding fuel to the fire that is burning in your stomach. It is the same fire that Sweetie created today and left without extinguishing it and now you have to take it 😉

  296. #296 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 6:22 PM


    Yeah, I can take it… 🙂

    Sweetie is no chicken…wait and see!

  297. #297 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 6:24 PM

    Sweetie is no chicken

    Awas, I know she is a hen. 🙂

  298. #298 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 6:29 PM

    khansahab landed on LS about 30 minutes ago and since then he is behaving like a hunter, getting all the news from various sources and copy pasting them on cricket, politics and mumbai page and not bothered to read my comments on those pages and Theo must be stuck on this V-talk5 page so he is also silent at the moment, Sweetie is still Khumba Noching and Awas is enjoying a khayali steak, DRC has gone home sweet home and VP is busy with her iPOD……… I better invent my on own jPOD and keep myself busy, actually I need a break now, besides you guys are very slow in responding.

  299. #299 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 6:31 PM

    Javed, I warn you Sweetie can turn out to be a “Quduok Murghi” and chase you down. She is not the kind of hen you wanna mess with!

  300. #300 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 6:37 PM

    LOL@ Quduok Murgi ahahahaha Sweetie may ignore my comments but, she will chase you and nail you down for calling her a Quduok Murgi…….. now someone please explain Khansahab what is a Qudouk Murgi. 🙂

  301. #301 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 6:39 PM

    God !Save me from Heaven if it is,”a beard and a turban.”
    And not the wine ,flowing rivers,fountains,
    pomegranates,pearls and rubbies,lush green gardens and everlasting life ,where I will always be young and beautiful.Heaven is surely not a place to be alone.WOULD IT NOT BE BORING THOUGH????
    pure luxury…..
    Theo:Lost for words or maybe boldness so yea I choose not to contest further on your theory of multiplication.

    CAUTION:Sweetie ko nakhun taiz karnai ki zaroorat nahein hai,
    Qiyamat sai puchtain hain qiyamat ka pata
    Koi batlau kai hum batlain kiya???

  302. #302 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 7:05 PM


    Worry not lady, I’ll be in heaven to entertain hoors and all Earth women -:)

    Wah wah at your rhyme, Boy, you have a poetic side which I was not aware of. Why the heck you were limited to Politics page. You have “V Talk” material written all over you!

    I respond you in the same way:

    Aashiqii sabr-talab aur tamannaa betaab
    Dil kaa kya rang karuun khuun-e-jigar hone tak

    Hum ne maanaa ke taghaful na karoge lekin
    Khaak ho jaayenge hum tum ko khabar hone tak

    Gham-e-hasti ka Asad kis se ho juz marg ilaaj
    Shammaa har rang mein jalatii hai sahar hone tak

  303. #303 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 7:38 PM

    Javed, the fire wasn’t in a fire, infact i had gone out to the mall! Now im back wit vengence MAUAHAHAHA!!

    Gimme a few mins & lemme read ure badmashiyan! lol

  304. #304 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 7:42 PM

    Jannat and hour and Ghalib says:
    Kehtai hain un sai jo tumko jannat main laingai hum
    Kis raounat sai woh kehtai hain hoor nahein hain hum.
    By the way your pic is better than tha other:
    Usi kafir ko dekh kai jeetai hain jis pai dum niklai

  305. #305 by Awas on January 29, 2009 - 7:43 PM

    Is BM something to do with badmash then?

  306. #306 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 7:57 PM

    LOL F.K.R. hoors are lonely in Jannat till the day of “Qayamt” so I’m going to give them an early visit after I die. I might visit Abdul’s quota of 70 hoors -:)

    Awas, no Sweetie explained it in her email that she means “Bade Mian” by BM, which I think is excessive.

  307. #307 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 7:59 PM

    Ok im BACK! Wat u guys callin me a hen for? Im a cat wit sharp claws LOLL Wats qudak murghi?
    ufffff gotta go again , be back in a bit!! Doc appointment..

  308. #308 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 7:59 PM

    It is utmost important that you post your photograph now I am shortlisying people for entry in Paradise,so apart from George Cloney,Hugh Grant,Clint Eastwood ,Cavin Costner ,my X husband (he is dammn gorgeous)
    and the future one ,(oh yes!life is too cruel to be alone)Theo ,Awas and I am waiting for your photograph.

  309. #309 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:02 PM

    God!I have never laughed so much as on comment of Theo regarding early visit…
    Word of advice though make sure you die alone though ,as the word goes the people we die with we will awake with them.

  310. #310 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:10 PM

    Well Sweetie is Tweetie
    Sweetheart with big innocent eyes and yes sharp nails!!!

  311. #311 by Vanilla Pod on January 29, 2009 - 8:13 PM

    cummon guys! u know women were the best things made out of u lot!! 😀 imagine a world without women, it would be so dull for you!! 😀

    if there were no men in this world, then women would still be able to enjoy talking to each other cos they can discuss loads of things such as clothes, fashion, shopping, cooking etc what would men discuss if there were no women ?! 😀
    hehe and where would gay people find their women inspired gay partners? hain hain?! 😀 lol

  312. #312 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 8:23 PM

    F.K.R. I’ll die along with a bunch of women so there will be no competition for hoors -:) Hey, you are asking pic of Khansahab where is yours?

  313. #313 by Vanilla Pod on January 29, 2009 - 8:25 PM


    yeh theo is right! why dont u contribute to v-talk often? you are great fun!


    you are cool!

  314. #314 by Steeler on January 29, 2009 - 8:31 PM

    Hey, all you chicken guys Awas, Khansahab, Javed, you have left me among a pack of female wolves and you expect me to survive on V talk page after fighting with them all day? Before they tear me apart, I’m out of here.

    Have a nice day all.

  315. #315 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:34 PM

    my picture !! I have to check out why it does not appear,I have not logged out.This weekend ,definitely.

  316. #316 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:40 PM

    on gay people!
    Goosh!! I went to this party and was amazed at Karioky performance ,sorry that I cannot share pictures,the most gorgeous girl was a guy.And guess what HER name is Takilla.He was dancing on beyonce ,Crazy in love,six inch heal I thought she is going to fall and than she stopped and said ,oh !my God my wig is falling …….and i realised it is a He.
    Theo it is time you should check out Natalie,which she is she really?

  317. #317 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:44 PM

    I was busy in some projects and working alot.Hopefully I have more time at hand now.
    Like your contributions and thoughts .Also
    DRC,I honestly thought she is Sweetie until she showed her face.

  318. #318 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:46 PM

    bunch of women and Theo definitely they will be highly entertained.

  319. #319 by farrah, k.raja on January 29, 2009 - 8:52 PM

    and Good night people!my office work is a night mare.Annual Audit,new system and my assistant is calling sick after hangovers.
    She comes in with headachs and dashes off with emergencies to meet her boyfriend.I listen to her excuses and end up offering her counselling , glass of water ,paracetamol and a request please finish this tomorrow ,pleaseeeeeee….

  320. #320 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 9:36 PM

    Aww thanks guys. Takes one to know one!

    Farrah, Tweety is actually a bird & sylvesssterr is the bad ol putty twat! lol So right now Javed = bad ol putty tat!

    No Awas, BM isnt for bad mash. Big monster…
    & bring it Javed im BACK! woo hooo

  321. #321 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:19 PM


    Theo left LS by singing this song: “Tum aye ho tou shab-e-intezaar guzri hai…. anyways, he called you a Qudouk Murgi before leaving, and you don’t know what it means?

    The Murgi that stops laying eggs is called Qudouk Murgi. Actually its such a cruel thing we as humans do is, we eat all those eggs she lays and she is not aware of that, but there comes a time and its a basic instinct and she thinks its her duty to hatch those eggs which aren’t there and she sits there all day, all night, hardly comes out to eat or drink and when she is moved from that spots she makes a big fuss, shouts, screams, croaks, yells, attacks anyone who comes near her and this goes on for a few weeks she stops when the chickens are hatched i.e., if there were eggs and she comes out and teaches them how to feed on their own. Whereas, the Murga (generally he is one among 50 hens) is busy flirting with others and acts like Raja Inder. 🙂 Now, don’t ask me what is Raja Inder, I am not a school teacher to teach you guys the basics, especially khansahab 🙂


    In short the Qudouk Murgi goes through a phase just like Menopause and they call it Henopause! 🙂 The difference is the later stays permanently the Murgi goes back to the Murga flirting and ALSO laying eggs …. 🙂

  322. #322 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 10:31 PM

    HAHAHAHA Javed… How come u know so much about hens & their henopause? Makes me wonder 😛

  323. #323 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:40 PM

    Theo this is for your Friday breakfast, I know you can’t touch the computer at home BV ka hukam maantay ho aur bahot farmabardar ho, so you will read my comment tomorrow morning.

    Ghalib ki issi Ghazal per uska accha vala misra yaad aya.

    Aah koh chahiyeh ek umer honay tak
    Kaun jeeta hai teri zulf kay saher honay tak

    Aur Shammaa har rang may jalti hai sahar honay tak…. (yaad aya)

    Shammaa bujhti hai tou uss may say dhuwaan uthta hai
    Shola-e-ishq hoa Siyah-Posh meray baad.

    Now, this is for you and, you would be saying after Natalie has gone!

    voh meraa dost hayy yeh saray jahan ko hayy maloom
    daghaa karayy voh kis se tu sharmm aayay mujhay
    Mai nay maana kay kuch nahi Javed
    Muft haath aye toh bura kya hai? 🙂

  324. #324 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:42 PM

    Hastay Hastay tum kaheen 8th wonder na ho jao Sweetie. You know me very well, I am JAK of all and Master of one 😉

  325. #325 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:47 PM

    Theo nay jaatay jaatay Ghalib ki Rooh ko Bharka gaya aur Lahed may uski rooh nay karvat lee hogi> 🙂

    Muddat hoiee hai yaar ko mehmaan kiyeh hovay
    Josh-e-qadah say bazm, chiraghaan kiyeh hovay

    Phir vaza-e-ehtiyaat say, ruknay laga hai dum
    Barson hovay hain chaak giray baan kiyeh hovay

    Phir shaoq ker reha hai khareedaar ki talab
    Arz-e-matao-e-aqal-o-dylll-o-jaan kiyeh hovay

    Chahay hai phir, kisi ko muqabil may arzoo
    Surmay say tez dashna-e-mizzgaan kiyeh hovay
    Jee dhoonta hai phir vohi fursat kay raat din
    Baithay rahain tasavur-e-jaaana kiyeh hovay

    Ghalib! hamay na chhair kay phir josh-e-akshbaar
    Baithay hain hum tahiya-e-toofaan kiyeh hovay !!!

  326. #326 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 29, 2009 - 10:52 PM

    I know my dear, quite well if i must say! But ure a master of one? & who might that one be??? HEHE PAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  327. #327 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:52 PM

    The other day iPOD was talking about Iqbal Bano’s “Karrak” Awaaz and her famous Dasht-e-Tanhaiyeee may aye jaana jahaan larzaan hai

    And, she said she doesn’t know the meaning of all the words. Hawwww Haiiiiiiiiiiii

    The best verse in that ghazal is this:

    Iss qadar pyaarr say, aye jaan-e-jahaan rekha hai
    Dil kay rukhsaar pay teri yaaad nay hath.
    Youn gumaan hota hai garchay hai abhee subhay firaaq
    Dhall gayaa hijr ka din aa bhee gayee vasl ki raat …

    Vah, kya baat hai.

  328. #328 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:55 PM

    Sweetie, Mai Devdas tou nahee hoon tou tum baar baar Paro ka kion zikr kerti ho? Aur wo bhe iiiiiiiishhhh kay sath. According to Paro I am a chocolate vo bhee non-alcoholic. 🙂

  329. #329 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 10:56 PM

    In that case I think you must change it to MONSTER of ONE. 🙂 Have you seen Monster in Law? And last night Jon Stewart and Colbert Report, did you see that?

  330. #330 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 29, 2009 - 11:03 PM

    Uffff you guys are so slow, do you type with index fingers only? In that case you should go to and type@snailspeed.com ….. It is 6:00 p.m. and I wanna sleep so that I can get up late to watch the cricket match live but, the other problem is I am hungry, have to have my dinner too! I have leftovers today so no worries. 🙂 Tomorrow I am planning to roast a lamb leg 🙂 and call a few friends over for dinner its Friday. Sunday I am invited.

  331. #331 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 12:12 AM

    Javed, ishhh ure an addictive chocolate according to paroo.. lol

    & ull be a monster of ??? hehe

  332. #332 by Vanilla pod on January 30, 2009 - 12:31 AM


    I think boy george was quite pretty when he was young, with his pink lisptick and patlay patlay nakshay

  333. #333 by Vanilla pod on January 30, 2009 - 12:34 AM

    we got our picture taken at the traffic lights today for breaking the signal, just cos we cudnt see it, werent even speeding. there were two big flash lights, felt like a celebrity 😀

  334. #334 by Awas on January 30, 2009 - 12:53 AM

    Vanilla Pod

    Aaah, it must have really annoyed you…I like that u see the funny side too…

    I had similar experience for “speeding”…driving at about 58 MPH in a 50 mile limit zone…there was lightning and it definitely wasn’t from the clear skies. So, my heart pounded, especially the thought of getting 3*** 😦

    So far nothing has dropped at the door…I just hope I get lucky. Apparently, they use certain tolerance at what is excess over limit…so there is a bit of hope. I don’t know about the red lights though!

    Good luck!

  335. #335 by Awas on January 30, 2009 - 1:06 AM


    Tell me what is this paroo business that Javed is being referred?

    And “monster of ???”

  336. #336 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 1:32 AM

    Yes Vanilla

    Boy George and george Micheal ,I didnot know for a long time they were gays and had their poster in my room ,of course which my mum hated.
    Club Tropicana and Last Christmas is still my fav.

  337. #337 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 3:41 AM

    Lol@ Paroo business. I think u should ask Javed. hehe

    & ‘Monster of’, tats what i was askin Javed too, hes a monster of who?

  338. #338 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 3:46 AM


    Boy George is Saira Banu’s twin bro/sis/miss/it, peut etre they got separated in a Mela or stolen from the hospital whatever. Because there is a striking resemblance between the two of them. Like they say in Urdu, “Isko Chuppao, Usko Dikhao” and no one would know who is who? 🙂

  339. #339 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 4:24 AM

    Awas: First of all Paro is not a business nor was she in any kinda business, all I can say is she is not virtual but, a real person also not filmy Paro. But, she works for a TV company in Dubai, she thinks that she is like Aishwariya and used to copy her styles and say “isssshhh” every time, she is not exactly like Aishwariya laikin, Sweetie jalti hai uss say because she is a gorgeous looking female and it is also a fact that she said, I am like an addictive chocolate. 🙂 Aur yae purani baat hai magar Sweetie ko vo aaj bhee Zaher lagti hai and that’s why she keeps bringing her subject again and again. 🙂

  340. #340 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 7:27 AM

    Awas, Javed is very much lost in his own world of Paro , in which he believes i am jealous of her! (YEAH RITE!) LOL
    I do hate her man… she was one *****. besides, she was the love of BM’s life, or was BM the love of her life? hahaha

  341. #341 by farrah k raja on January 30, 2009 - 10:54 AM

    On Youtube I was also pleasantly surprised to see a few songs of her where she is wearing nothing (of course the “nude” parts are not shown, but the implication of nudity is there!)

    So what excites you here Khansahab,just the implication ???Dont tell me you are a high school boy ….

  342. #342 by Steeler on January 30, 2009 - 1:11 PM

    LOL @ Javed’s 332 & 334

    I like the Henopause word, very apt!
    And, @ me not contributing to LS while I’m at home? Like the poet would say:

    Aor bhe ghum hien zamane mien mohabbat ke sewa

    Besides, she has eyes like oceans and I like to surf and swim -:)

    One note though, the way you ladies on LS have a fascination for gay guys, straight guys fancy about lesbians the same way, why you ladies frown then -:)

  343. #343 by Vanilla pod on January 30, 2009 - 2:42 PM


    yeh its true, he does resemble saira banu alot. ur eyes must hav phat by looking at those saira banu videos lol. i wonder if your family was there at that time and if you got embarrassed in front of them 😀


    they dont forget tickets/penalties ever. they may take up to three months before they send out the letter. they fine up to £60 and they give 3 points too which last for 4 years! sometimes they ask you to pass a pass plus test and may leave you without the points. but dont worry and just be careful on the roads, these things happen with everyone, no matter how good a driver you are.
    and do refrain from smoking dodgy pods before driving 😀

  344. #344 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 3:26 PM


    it was me who compared Boy George with Saira Banu, read my comments above but, neither him nor Saira B. appealed to me. khansahab, I saw her songs on u-tube but, I saw her a few years ago with Yousuf Bhai in Dubai, in case of YB, khandraat bataa rehay thay kay Imarat Azeem thee. But, in case of SB there is nothing to write home about except she is BG’s sister.

    Theo, Durr ko Dukh aur Ghum ma naam day diya? (by saying that sher)

    And, from that analogy you are saying mohabbat tou idher LS per hai (Natalie) aur Ghum ghar par hai, no wonder she is a bitter half 🙂 Aur uski Samandari Aankhaon say tumko durr lugta hai? Kay kaheen vo tumko duba na day?

    sweetie I know you hate her but she was not the whatever of my life, actually I was least interested in her because of our mental level but, on your talking about her so much now, I think I should have paid a little more attention to her as well. 😉

  345. #345 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 3:33 PM

    I keel u BM!! Dont u dare talk about other women in my presence!! LOL

    Theo, who suffers from having fascination for gay guys?? ewwww

  346. #346 by Steeler on January 30, 2009 - 3:43 PM

    F.K.R. @ 353
    anab, os khatoon ko gurmi lag rahi hagge naach gaana kerte howe.


    On reading about Paro, did you miss to score a hottie back in Dubai? Sweetie might lift the curtains if that’s the case -:)

    Since you have very good taste of poetry, you know sinking in ocean like eyes is considered very charming in world of aashiqee. The only condition is; Ocean eyes must be free of sharks. Like they say:

    Achchi to bohut hain tere yeh Ocean see aankhain
    Dil es liye dhudke hai keh Shraks bohut hain

    Who is George boy? I know George Bush.

    Vanilla iPod

    When we said, “You look sad in your picture” it didn’t mean that you didn’t look pretty. We should have said instead, “Udaas Haseena”, LOL.

  347. #347 by Steeler on January 30, 2009 - 3:45 PM

    Aah, I see Sweetie found a new BF called BM, good for both, “Khuda yeh electronic Jodi salamat rukkhe” -:)

  348. #348 by Vanilla pod on January 30, 2009 - 3:54 PM

    yes theo who suffers from having a fascination for gay guys? yuck!

  349. #349 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 3:54 PM

    Sweetie I seldom keel my dear, especially when it comes to gals, its the other way round. 🙂 And which other gals are you talking about that I shouldn’t be talking in your presence? You mean, Manisha Cowrilla? Madhuri Big Sheep? Catwariya Rai? Cat-in-a Cafe? Car-is-ma Kapooray? Car-in-a Kapooray? They all got face lifting and liposuction and now busy in Bollywood avec, Govinda Shove-in-da, Mitty-Shitty etc. 🙂

  350. #350 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 4:10 PM

    Theo “Oceanic Aankhain” tou kisi Cargo Tanker Company ka naam lagta hai bhai. While on Aankhain someone said this b4,

    Teri aankhaon kay siva duniya may rukkha kya hai?
    Yae uthay subha chalay
    Yae jhukay shaam dhalay
    Mera murrna, mera jeena inhee aankhaon kay tallay!

    LOL@ hottie in Dubai, aNO I did not think it was any kinda opportunity. 🙂

    Nukta cheen hai gham-e-dil usko sunai na banay
    kya banay baat jahaan baat banaye na banay
    Ishq per zor nahi hai yeh hai woh aatish,
    Ghalib kay lagai na lagay aur bujhaye na bujhay

  351. #351 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 4:11 PM

    No, i meant paro & NE WOMAN for that matter! Dont u break my heart like BF.

  352. #352 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 4:13 PM

    On khansahab admiring ‘nude’ photograph of Saira Banu, this is Ghalib’s very apt sher for him:

    Shaoq har rang raqeeb-e-sar-o-saman nikla
    Qais tasveer kay parday may bhi uriyaan nikla

  353. #353 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 4:17 PM

    break my heart? Sweetie khair tou hai?

    Dil-e-nadaan tujhay howa kya hai?
    Mai nahee jaanta yae sab kya hai

    LOL… but, please don’t act like a filmy HeerOwine, parce que moi je deteste such acting.

  354. #354 by khansahab on January 30, 2009 - 4:22 PM

    Ms Raja

    I am not a high school boy but older men also like nudity and that kinda “exciting” stuff.

    And not all high school kids like nude women and lesbians. Abdul is our prime example.

    So there’s no hard and fast rule.

  355. #355 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 4:26 PM

    LOL Javed. U do? Too bad, iwasnt acting HAHAHAHA

    No farrah, BF doesnt have a thing for nudity n stuff. Hes just a sucker for a good face. U can imagine why i had to dump him. hehehe

  356. #356 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 30, 2009 - 4:37 PM

    OK guys, its Friday and I g2g. Theo, I guess I will see you on Monday. Weekends tou tumharay Guantanamo Bay ki terha guzartay hongay! LOL…. You must wish kay:

    Rahiyeh ab aisi jaga chal kar jahan koi na ho
    Hum sukhan koi na ho aur hum zubaan koi na ho
    Bay dar-e-diwar sa ek ghar bana chahiyeh
    Koi hum saya na ho aur paasbaan koi na ho
    Pariyeh gar beemar toh koi na ho teemardar
    Aur gar marjaiyeh, toh naoh-e-khawan koi na ho

  357. #357 by farrah k raja on January 30, 2009 - 4:52 PM

    fascination for gay guys,
    NO!I have no fascination for gay guys,it is just that they have become inevitable part of Central London.But I do not hate them either.
    Yannee men never get over themselves.
    Vanilla dear
    You look extremely decent in your photograph it is just that these men are so not used to ,to see decency any more.I liked your hair ,and softness on your face.Very few people have this .Extremely elegant the way you carry yourself.

  358. #358 by Abdul on January 30, 2009 - 5:02 PM

    This will amaze u guys !


    Must try !

  359. #359 by Steeler on January 30, 2009 - 5:05 PM

    After a while I’m seeing Javed in a “mood”, good rain of poetry clips.

    I would rather be caged by affection than roaming free and not wanted, like when you enter the house, your spouse says, “aagaya too”, LOL.

    Have a nice weekend &

    Teer chalawo mere jaan tumhain dur kiska hai
    Yeh dil kiska hai aor ‘Jigar’ kiska hai

  360. #360 by farrah k raja on January 30, 2009 - 5:29 PM

    Not Khansahab ,he is too sweet to be dumped.
    Yeah aag zaroor dushmanoun nai lagi hougee:)

    KHANSAHAB (for all the past ones)

    Tou naheen ,aur sahee,
    Aur nahee tu aur sahee.
    Hussan waloun ki donya main kamee tou naheen?

  361. #361 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 7:02 PM

    Well !
    Theo not for you but aarz kiya hai,
    Zalim palaat ker dekh tammna hum bhee rukhtai hain;
    Augar tu dil rukhta hai tu jigar hum bhee rukhtai hain.

  362. #362 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 7:15 PM

    well the photograph of CJ is like,
    Mughai dunya waloo sharabee na sumjhoo main peeta nahein houn pilayee gayee hai.
    Litterally it is like a mob outside pub where someone is caught badly drunk and not in senses and people are trying to control him.Note the hand in front of him pushing …The man in the right side with the tongue out.
    Rose petal Haji sahab ka istakbaal hou raha hai………

  363. #363 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 7:18 PM

    like when you enter the house, your spouse says, “aagaya too”, LOL
    You are still lucky you know ,I used to say why did you come didnot your friends asked you to stay over.:)
    Yes!! exactly like you my spouse used to say ,baree batameeze hou.Tum buhaat badal gayee hou,ziyada guree nahein buntee ja rahee.

  364. #364 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 7:39 PM

    Farrah, that dushman would be DRC! LOLLL

  365. #365 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 7:49 PM

    aata hai yaadh mughko guzra huwa zamana
    larna her chuttee baat pai
    her baree baat ko bhool jaana
    tum kou paa kai souch tha
    zindagi aik dum sai mukamal hugayee hai
    magar tum tu woh nahein thai
    jis ka khawab her safar main saath tha
    tum gai hou to jana hai zindagee sourouh houwee hai
    kitna kuch badal gaya hai
    magar main wasee hee houn
    kuch kitabain
    kuch batain
    kuch phool
    kuch suchian
    bus koi khawab nahein hai
    samagh nahein aayee ,tum aachai kiyoun lagai
    tum main koi bhee baat achee nahein hai
    kisi nai yeah bataya nahein waqat kai saath
    khawab bhee badaltai hain
    woh loug jo kabhi dil,kabhi jaan lagtai hain
    Jaan ka azaab bantain hain
    aapnee hi aankhoun pai buhaat ghusa aata hai
    kiyoun aisai sapnai daikhai
    aisa kiyoun houta hai
    main jab souchtee houn
    khud ko jaan liya hai main nai
    sarai such pa leeyai hain
    main hiraan aayeenai main kharee dekhtee houn
    larkee sai aurat ka safar asaan nahein hai
    hum jahan zindagee khatam kartai hai
    aik nayee baat sourouh houtee hai
    aik nayee talash sourouh houtee hai
    logoun ki bheer main tum kho gai ho
    lakin khud ku pa liya hai
    buhaat sai khawab ajnabee hain
    magar un khaboun kou panai ki koi jaldee nahein hai
    main houn aur mairee tunhai
    aacha lagta hai
    koi baizargee nahein hai.
    very long and boring poem but Thanks people after a very long time I had a coversation with myself.
    farrah k raja

  366. #366 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 7:56 PM

    Truth is I am not getting younger but the more lines I get more happier I am
    I do not want to be young again and no I would not do a single thing differently and if I have to reborn I would like to born as a girl.

  367. #367 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 8:04 PM

    Main aur marai dost
    college kai woh zamanai
    jab hum souchtai thai
    suraj hamain dekh kai nikalta hai
    jab ustaad shararat bharee hunsee ko daikh kai
    lecture bhool jatai thai
    Jab larkai paas aanai sai ghubratai thai
    Jab hum khud ko arstoo aur aflatoun samajhtai thai
    ghas pai chaltai
    hum kitnee batain kartai thai
    meree ami tum ko dandtee thein
    aur tumharee ami mujh sai kehtein thee
    aab ghar jaou
    buhaat aacha lagta hai yeah souch kai
    jin titliyoun kai peechai hum bhagai thai
    woh tamam jugnoo,woh tamam roushnee
    woh tamaam khawab hum nai such kiyain hain
    zindagi main saab sai haseen batain woh hain
    jo tum sai kee hain
    sab sai haseen khawab woh hain
    jo hum nai milkai daikhai hain
    tumharai baghair Lahore aacha nahein laga
    aapna college bhee nahein
    wahan ja kai daikhnai ko koi khawab jo nahein
    tumharee yaadh bhee nahein
    main aab bhee waisee hee houn
    jab boultee houn souchtee nahein
    tum bhee waisee he hou
    kisi baat sai mughai ruktee nahein
    Farrah K raja
    for my dearest friend faiza

  368. #368 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 8:13 PM

    and aik shararat:
    Anyways, my favourite is:

    Baazicha-e-atfaal hai duniya meray aagay
    hota hai tamasha shab-o-roze meray aagay
    Emaan mujhay rokay hai jo khainchay hai mujhay kufr
    Kaaba’a meray peechay hai kalesa meray aagay
    Mat pooch kay, kya haal hai mera teray peechay
    Too dekh kay, kya rang hai tera meray aagay
    Ashiq hoon, pa mashooq faraibi hai mera kaam
    Majnoo ko bura kehti hai, Laila meray aagay

    I have typed it myself intelligent rather ultra wire and intellectual I am.

  369. #369 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 9:18 PM

    moderators kai shaher main load shedding hou rahee hai!!!
    ya whenever i contribute there is a problem?

  370. #370 by farrah, k.raja on January 30, 2009 - 9:25 PM

    your magic no works!!!I miss tickle.com

  371. #371 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 11:53 PM

    Farrah its not u, i can assure u that, as sometimes i have the same prob myself.

  372. #372 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 30, 2009 - 11:54 PM

    what pic do u see here of mine? I changed it yesterday , or the day b 4. I see the one wit pink dress. urghhh

  373. #373 by Awas on January 30, 2009 - 11:56 PM

    I just got home after feasting on that steak at Chez Gerard, I was talking about. But it was Rump Steak, not the Rib one…yummy!

    Usually, I trust Javed’s version on many things but on this “paro” business something tells me to believe Sweetie’s story…don’t ask me why, just a hunch! Maybe something in those big eyes tells me she is not a jealous type 🙂 (Theo’s reference to the eyes has converted me too).

  374. #374 by Awas on January 30, 2009 - 11:57 PM


    You are getting me worried again…thanks!

    By the way, you were half right on “smoking dodgy pods”. Should you must know, it was a pot full of not just Vanilla but Cherry flavored stuff too…maybe that caused it but nothing dodgy about it…is there? 🙂 I wonder if you guessed it…Theo might have!!! The problem is with the car too…it’s a little one but with a 3000cc M Sport engine, you don’t feel speed in it.

    If you think “speed” gave you a hint then you are wrong 🙂

  375. #375 by Awas on January 30, 2009 - 11:59 PM


    “aagaya too”

    Spontaneous laughter…I could just picture it 🙂

  376. #376 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 12:00 AM


    I love that last poetry…

  377. #377 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 12:14 AM

    Thanks Awas for trusting me… =)

  378. #378 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 12:30 AM


    Yeah, now I can see you looking cool in the backseat of someone’s car…nice one! 🙂

    As khansahab says, Explorer seems to take forever to update new pictures, so, I checked you out via Firefox. Cool!

  379. #379 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 12:34 AM

    wat? *confused*

  380. #380 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 12:35 AM

    ohhhhhh !! My pic… I cant see it so i dunno.. sowwie!

  381. #381 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 12:45 AM


    You “dunno”?

    Don’t worry….trust my eyes…you look Cool 🙂

  382. #382 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 12:49 AM

    I had uploaded the pic using fireJaved hehehe, but im using i e & figured something went wrong.

  383. #383 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 12:57 AM


    Why don’t you download Firefox and try? I just did a while ago. Things I have to do in my quest just to see some cool pictures 🙂

  384. #384 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:03 AM

    I downloaded it 3 days back, & i use it too. I had the Mythical Sirens add on theme, which got removed cuz of the silly update & i dont like it any more lol

    Wow @ ure quest.. hehe

  385. #385 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:08 AM


    1. “aagaya too” ? Yeah that’s good and comical but, there is a lot of “hasrat” in that small phrase, because his real Natalie doesn’t speak Urdu or Pashtu.

    2. Knowing you, I know you would always back underdogs and that’s why you trust Sweetie. Man, trust me, that was a one way street and she was eating chocolates from a box of Quality Street ….. jis may sweetie nay potassium cyanide ghol ker usay gift kiya thaa, tou mera kya qasoor? Laikin yae baat tou hai kay Sweetie uskay Husn say jalti hai 🙂 Vaisay mai nay kabhee tareef nahee ki uskay husn ki, Q.K. mujhay pata thaa kay jeena mushkil murna mushkil ho jata …..

    Huway Murr kay hum jo rusva
    Huway Q na Gharq-e-dariya
    Na kabhee janaaza uth ta
    na kaheen mazaar ho ta

  386. #386 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:15 AM

    Javed, i DO NOT give away quality street to every paroo tom & harry! I have to bring it from Canada u see hehe. Awas, hes just accusing me of something i never did, infact im starting to believe he got rid of her himself & hes framing me.

  387. #387 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:17 AM


    Lol @ your comments…really good ones!!!

  388. #388 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:21 AM


    Laikin, knowing Theo, he must have taught her some filthy Pashtu words 🙂

  389. #389 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:21 AM

    Sweetie yae kya tasveer hai? Iss may tou na shakal nazar aati hai na aqal 🙂

    Naqsh faryādī hai kis kī shoḳhī-e taḥrīr kā
    kāġhażī hai pairahan har paikar-e taṣvīr kā

    kion, kaisi naqsahay baazi ki? 🙂

  390. #390 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:23 AM

    BM, are u in search of some akal? LOL well u cant have mine!! 😉

  391. #391 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:23 AM


    Ainak badal kay dekho yaar…

  392. #392 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:24 AM

    LOL@ Ainkak badal k deikho… Hes Ainaak wala jin

  393. #393 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:25 AM

    knowing Theo, he must have taught her some filthy Pastu words
    Sweetie: “I am agree 100%”

    Pehlay tou uss nay kaha hoga….

    Daghaa Moo…… Da..

    LOL rehnay dou..! 🙂

  394. #394 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:28 AM

    Wats that??

  395. #395 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:30 AM

    Yeah, what’s that…my Pashtu is very gharib 😦

    Sweetie, hes swapped me with you. Ainak waqaiae ghalat hai…

  396. #396 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:31 AM


    thanks for saying all those nice things about me, its very sweet of u to say that. and if it happened, i would like to come to this world again as a girl 🙂


    dont feel bad, it happens with a lot of people. nuthing to feel bad about or worry… 🙂 (nothing sinister about this smiley face)

    Oh had a hell of a day! had some guests and was busy making ras malai for them, tidying and offerring general help to parents 😀 yesterday i made apple crumble. i hope i dont have to cook so often again hehe 😀

  397. #397 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:32 AM

    Sweetie Pashtu may ek kahawat hai

    “Aqal na hosh
    Daor lagai Khargosh”

    Actually I am being very polite here by saying “Daor lagai” dar-asl tou kuch aur hai jo sirf Theo hee bataa sukta hai

    Ainak? Arabic may Ain kehtay hain Aankh ko ya eyes ko, aur when you add “K” it means tumharee Aankh. Jaisay Kaif means how? But when you say Kaif-ek it means how are you? So, you wanna be my Ainak?

    Go haath ko junbish naheen aankhaon may toh dum hai!
    Rehnay do abhi Teena-aur-meena ko meray aagay 🙂

  398. #398 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:34 AM

    i hope i dont have to cook so often again hehe 😀 vPOD

    That is, IF you get a husband like me! LOL….

  399. #399 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:34 AM

    lol @ teena aur meena

  400. #400 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:35 AM

    all hail fairy god mother 🙂

  401. #401 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:35 AM


    Yeah, go on laugh at my misery…(aansoo!)…

    Daawat!!! Hummm! Sounds nice!

  402. #402 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:37 AM

    Yae Lo Sweetie now you call me a Jinn?
    Kal Tonic kaho gee
    Parsoon Vodka!

    Wo tou sirf chocolate kehti thee…. 🙂

    Btw, why are you not taking out your venom against Theo he called you a QUDOUK MURGI – A henopause 😀

  403. #403 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:39 AM


    no, seriously, i didnt mean to laugh at you…so sorry, didnt know u felt so strongly about it, aww. dont worry, trust me everyone gets their picture at the signals taken atleast once in a life time in UK if they are driving. and some people keep on getting it again and again, they have a laugh about it, like me, im a happy fool 🙂

  404. #404 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 1:41 AM


    Aaah, u are so gullible… I was just playing it along….sorry!

  405. #405 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:44 AM

    vPOD how do you make Russ Malai? Using egg and Nido Milk ya Doodh phaar ker kapray may taang ker? Ya koi short cut bhee hai? I know one….errr 2

    1. Buy Frozen keep it in the freezer take it out a day before the party. Transfer it in the serving bowl and viola

    2. Get Haldi Ram ka Russ Gullay ka Tin. Squeeze all the Sheera (syrup) and boil some milk, empty out the Russ Gullas in it, let it simmer for 2 minutes turn off the fire. Add, pistachio, cardamom and or, saffron. Majaal hai koi Mai ka Laal bhee pehchanay! Khudd Haldi Ram Choona Laga ker bhee aye tou nahee kehay ga kay yae meray Russ Gullay hain 😀

    U can say Fairy GodMother nay banaye

  406. #406 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:45 AM


    thats not being gullible, thats being snide to me 😦

    but thts ok 🙂 as long as i havnt destroyed ur driving passion forever lol…

  407. #407 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:46 AM

    Javed, ill stick to callin u BM. He, u said ureself, didnt know the meaning of qudok murghee.

    I could be very happy wit a husband who doesnt care for food, as in no nakhrey.

    Awas, ‘Sweetie, hes swapped me with you. Ainak waqaiae ghalat hai…’, What’d u mean by tat?

  408. #408 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:46 AM


    yeh u got it right! i made it using eggs and powdered milk 🙂 ur fairy god mother is way too good!

  409. #409 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:47 AM

    Heyyy Javed!!! U told me that was ure SECRET recipe, & now u give it away?? =(

  410. #410 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:50 AM


    Awas baree dheet cheez hai aisay bura nahee maanta, he is just trying to pull ur leg.

    Iss ki saadgi pay mat jana Jaisay Ghalib nay kaha

    Hasti kay mat faraib may aajaiyo Asad
    Alam tamaam halqa-e-daam-e-khayal hai

    Gar khamashi say faida-e-akhfa-e-haal hai
    Khush hoon kay meri baat samjhna mohaal hai

  411. #411 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:53 AM

    sweetie badaam khao badaam

    I must have said, I am a secret service “agence” secret recipe nahee 😀
    That was for Royal Pieces, Shahi Tukray right? I can give that over the NET no probs.
    I told you I bake them so you got all ESKITTED bakaoz you are a baker_nee

  412. #412 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 1:55 AM

    I know that in a while you guys would be waving a SAFAID JHANDEE kay nini aaree, bakaoz IngLaynd may raat ka 2 baj rehay hain….. I am going off to a friend’s house where a few of us are going to sit and watch India / SL cricket match which starts in about two hours from now, so ttyl …. tata bata.

  413. #413 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 1:58 AM

    No i do not need badaam BM, how else would i remember u telling me about that recipe. Ne how i make mine using Nido & eggs. Ive also made it by curdling the milk. Once they turned out as rubber gullay instead of rus gullay LOL

    I ve tried to bake Shahi tukrey, but they didnt come out ok, that s why i asked u how u make em.

  414. #414 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 1:59 AM

    good nite every one and yeh Javed, i got fooled already by Awas 🙂

  415. #415 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 2:02 AM


    I wrote comment 400 but in comment 405 Javed thought you said “filthy Pastu words”


    Really honest…I wasn’t being snide. “playing it along” I perhaps used in the wrong context…sorry again…believe me please?

    I gotta get catch some sleep now. Lack of sleep is really building up

  416. #416 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 1:16 PM

    Now Some REAl NEWS:
    Yasin Malik and Mashaal Mullick getting married.Now people wondering who is Mashaal ,she is an artist who paints nude women,with very haunted sort of sexappeal,I do not like the eyes of women in her paintings ,it seems they are unsure why they slept with someone,so it does not seem like a healthy picture,neither these women in her paintings represent pleasure or celebration of body nor peace and satisfaction of fulfilling personal needs,in short the women are nude but seem ou of place with their own sexuality.They have coloured eyes and Mushaal 28 says they are Pakistani women.
    Mushaal herself is Pakistani.She is from some distinguished established Pakistani family from Pakistan ,her mother ,a leader of the powerful Muslim League.
    Now Yasin Malik is a founder of Jammu and Kashmir Liberation front.They met while he was on a visit to Pakistan to attend some conference.He has spent most of his time in Indian Jail.
    What a match.West is shocked as usual as she is a glamourous and provocative artist from LSE and he in their eyes a millitant.
    They cannot see a point of connection,both are rebellions and revolutionaries.Both are good looking and intelligent.
    Best of Luck to them ,the journey would not be easy as Yasin has spent much of his life in jail in Indian held Kashmir and already had to cancel his Nikkah ceremony because he was in jail.
    Nikkah will take place in Pakistan.
    I am fascinated by this story.It seems ,Muslims are finding their ways and are not confined to their proto type or stereo type cahrecters.
    This is a Revolution where two people from utterly different backgrounds are getting together I think because of Intellectual and personal connection.
    Excellent and all thumbs up!!

  417. #417 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 1:29 PM

    Indian Muslims are at shock at the above story ,it is about time Muslims should stop seeing themselves from the eyes of others.
    Maybe like Westerners they are thinking why a liberated woman needs to marry a errorist from Kashmir.
    WELL IT IS TIME they should realise terrorist is a freedom fighter and a leader of Kashmiri muslims.

  418. #418 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 2:43 PM

    Thanks Awas
    for liking the poem .my favourite is first one as it confronts the reality of failure of love & marriage and celebrates freedom.If I have become a modern women ,I owe this to my x husband.
    On Rus Malai ,God,it reminds me of my sisters,everyday a cake is baked which was somehow always like a stone and Rus malai which was hard in the middle with dry milk.
    I had to clean the messy kitchen and pans and pots afterwards,eat it and say yes it is good.
    If by any chance the sponge of cake was right and soft and Rusmalai perfect it would go to her friends.
    So yes I prefer banana flavoured organic Tesco cake and coconut cokies.
    Also for Rus malai I have Ambala just keep it in fridge and cut the plastic bag.
    Modern life is so good:)

  419. #419 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 2:46 PM

    and a joke :
    A husband commited sucide after listening about extra marital affair of his wife.
    Next month Father in law committed suicide on knowing the reason of death of his son.
    So next brother in law left the house as well on discovering the truths of Bhabee.
    Saas Chup rahee……..Kiyounkai
    Saas bhee kabhee bahu thee:)

  420. #420 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 3:21 PM


    its ok, no worries 🙂


    a good one there lol, saas bhi kabhi bahu thi 😀

  421. #421 by Vanilla pod on January 31, 2009 - 3:25 PM

    I dont understand why there is a page solely dedicated to bellucci. isint her place on hot girls page? and the pics on this page are not even that pretty, especially the top one with a tag ‘yummy’, she looks kinda deformed there (sorry) 😀

  422. #422 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 3:27 PM


    I guess Awas is still snoring, he mentioned last night in one of his comments that he is very tired and needs to catch with sleep.

    Its raining
    Its pouring
    The Ole man is snoring
    hahahaha 😀

  423. #423 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 3:27 PM

    LOL Farrah, saas kabhi bhaoo thi, lekin saas tu pehli dafa bani, so she HAS to be a sas (ass) LOLLL

    I do believe in freedom, but theres one reality u cannot turn ure face away from & that is, no one can spend his/her life alone. U need that ONE person in ure life, wit whom u can share ure love, affection trust & ne friends with. Some how theres a void… i feel it.. dont u?

  424. #424 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 3:28 PM

    Yummy? I am sure that must be khansahab drooling over some “haunty” 🙂

  425. #425 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 3:30 PM


    “comrades in misery”?

    I mean, there is a book, have you read it? 😀

  426. #426 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 3:30 PM

    Thanks Javed, Ure so right! I was wondering why is there a page for Monica ( BF”S darling)?? sniff**
    Now u can all see why i had to dump him.

    Theo, did u notice no BF since DRC has left? =(

  427. #427 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 3:32 PM

    No Javed, i havent read it. I have plenty of misery in my life, most of it is now X lol, but still im tryin to rid myself of the remaining of it.

  428. #428 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 3:33 PM

    Sweetie you are just like a tube light…….. in Hindi they call it “Bhakt Sulag Kaanch Ka Danda” 🙂

  429. #429 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 3:39 PM

    Im not a tubelight, or DUH in other words. Im a 200 W roshan sa bulb!! HAHAHA

  430. #430 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 3:41 PM

    Tabhee ko tumharee khirki may andhera hai?
    Btw, where are those would be Bahoos? Miss Darcey, Miss Andhee Kee and Sana?

  431. #431 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 3:49 PM

    Meri khirki mein andheyra hai , how do u know about it Javed? U been tryin to sneak a peek or wat? haha

    My guess is as good as ures Javed. I have no clue. DRC’s where about we can get from BF! sigh**

  432. #432 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 4:41 PM

    Hi Sweetie
    regarding the void,of course but I am in no hurry this time.I do not wish to bring in junk ,I prefer to be alone than to be exploited in the name of friendship ,love and companionship.
    let us see how life unfolds,at present I am agsin persuing my dreams and I honestly enjoy this freedom to be able to re-think and get in touch with my innerself.
    I am so not in mood to listen yet what to wear and what to cook and what not?
    Best companionship are your Best friends and they are source of immense pleasure and happiness.

  433. #433 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 4:46 PM

    It is cool to be single again and I understand now why men hate getting married ahhhhhhhgh ,yup ,yup and yup of begums is so not acceptable.
    So one weekend I get and it is beautiful to have your sleep ,luxury bath,and rest and yet rest and rest and no one to bother.
    with Husband you know they are lords of the house and socks,and ties and pants and papers and mobile phones and remotes one can never find anything.
    but from LEGSLIP I have learnt a large screen with all Indian and western stars taking baths will be a good way to keep him occupied.

  434. #434 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 4:50 PM

    by the way most men cannot find their mobiles and remotes because most of the time they are sitting on them:)

  435. #435 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 6:25 PM

    Lol… Not all men are the same. I ve come across the nicest of the lot too, sadly taken! lol

    I believe in one thing, live & let live, & love endlessly (thats two things hehe)

  436. #436 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 6:58 PM

    I ve come across the nicest of the lot too, sadly taken! lol
    BECAUSE they are Taken that is why they are nice.:)
    I agree with you on world is full of nice people and I am surprised at the age of forty you come accross more men & women with Sense and Sensebility.

  437. #437 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 7:09 PM

    Loneliness is the biggest challenge but I am not afraid of it.
    It is better to be alone when one knows one is alone instead of being with someone and alone.That is unbearable.

  438. #438 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 7:10 PM

    Im not 40 dude!! LOL

  439. #439 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 7:11 PM

    & u said it wrong , u shouldve said, theyre taken BECAUSE theyre nice. hehe

  440. #440 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 7:13 PM

    Girl, we sound like a bunch of sorry miserable souls! lol

  441. #441 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 7:22 PM

    I am going to be 40 next year,looking forward to it.
    I am getting married though by the end of this year.It is strange some people you just meet out of the blue and you bond.

  442. #442 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 7:25 PM

    Girl, we sound like a bunch of sorry miserable souls! lol

    Of course not.It is me who is going to decide who deserves to be father of my child and not vice a versa.
    Women when you have power of choice to walk away from unhappy situations realise that.

  443. #443 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 7:26 PM

    Last minute work is still going on unfortunately, that ends at midnight 😦




    LOL @ Live and Let Die 🙂 I like your philosophy…freedom is good but it’s good to live with someone you can really love. The problem is if there is lack of understanding and trust then that ruins the relationship completely. When you have that then sure one can love endlessly…perfect!

  444. #444 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 8:20 PM

    There is no relationship without trust and understanding.without love yes if other two elements are present.
    As per my experience though despite having,love,companionship,friendhip and care
    our priorities changed our way at looking at life changed.
    Surprisingly I felt no pain leaving him neither did he.The challenge was loneliness .

  445. #445 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 8:28 PM

    Awas, It also takes a bt of give n take. Most imp in a relationship to me are, trust, Honesty, friendship, compromise, result = loads of love!

  446. #446 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 8:29 PM

    Farrah, u have a kid too, or i misunderstood?

  447. #447 by Awas on January 31, 2009 - 8:30 PM


    Agree here!

  448. #448 by Vanilla Pod on January 31, 2009 - 9:02 PM

    relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too. then living with a stranger is a big challenge. or living with someone you knew before shows a whole new side to that person when you start living with them. and in every relationship there is compromise. now i think its better to leave then to struggle.
    since girls have become modern and educated, they are independent and can easily come out of a relationship cos no one wants to be treated bad. some dependent women are victims of abuse, physical or mental but for them its no coming back.

  449. #449 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 9:25 PM

    No!I knew him for fifteen years but never knew he would not like to have children .
    And I feel so incomplete,he is fit and healthy but he does not want to have children well I never knew with a Pakistani man this can ever be the question.
    I couldnot compromise on this.I felt disgraced,used just as piece of flesh and showed him the door.He still cannot understand why did so ,everything was so perfect.

  450. #450 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 9:32 PM

    My family has been great .My self esteem was low and I could not find the guts to let my family know how horribly wrong my decision was but my mother,sisters and neice were fantastic.
    Amazing is they are trusting me for the second time as well.
    I am surprised at this new prospect of marriage as well,I am taking my time though .Surprisingly age does not matter.Love stops you from ageing.

  451. #451 by Vanilla Pod on January 31, 2009 - 9:39 PM


    its really good that your previous experience has not stopped you from venturing into another marriage. you are as old as your heart feels. And hopefully, this time round it will be a huge success 😀 thumbs up to you!

  452. #452 by JAVED A. KHAN on January 31, 2009 - 10:10 PM

    relationships are complicated. i think we are not able to understand our immediate family members fully too. Vanilla Pod.

    it seems like you have a very balanced head on your shoulders, you can be a good model for “Head & Shoulders” 🙂

    About relatives, here is a very interesting sher:

    Ajeeb sulagti lakriyaan hain yae rishtaydaar
    Dooor rehain tou Dhoowaan dain, Paas ayen tou Sulag jain

    Aur rehi baat relationship ki imo, it is the bonding of two people, as clichéd and trite as that may sound but, its a sharing of empathy, as it were. And there are no limits for the strength and depth of a relationship and it does not depend on whether it is platonic or romantic.

    Possibly the strongest of relationships will stand whatever is thrown at it or so one would assume! (I haven’t experienced something like that yet … bakaoz zindagi ek safar hai suhana yahan kal kya ho kis nay jaana? ) 😀 Starting a relationship is very easy. Its like when you first learn to do something how to play an instrument for example, you go in great leaps. Soon, you spend time doing the fine tuning this may be difficult and tedious, and depends on the strength of the foundations.

    In today’s world the foundation of any relationship is not so strong in terms of commitment and fulfillment of those commitments. AND, there is Zero Tolerance between the two people. That is why we see so many divorces and we blame the culture for it.

    Anyways this subject can go a long way, but its not my domain, I am lucky bakaoz I do tolerate people and that’s a “kwalty” 🙂 hehehe Monkey praising his own tail? Yep! 😀

    On breaking relationships there is a very good verse, maloom nahee kiska hai but Motto Abida Parveen nay gaya hai:

    Tark-e-taluqaat pay roya na mai na tu
    Yae kya ghazab kay raat bhar soya na mai na tu

    wah, wah, wah,
    adaab arz hai 🙂

  453. #453 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 10:30 PM

    Farrah, better to be left without kids than with kids. U can get over ure pain, but u can never, ure child’s.

  454. #454 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 10:56 PM

    just uploaded my pic checking it ,if it shows

  455. #455 by Vanilla Pod on January 31, 2009 - 10:57 PM


    very nicely explained the foundations of a successful relationship 🙂
    and the sher is very good!


    yeh aww, children suffer when parents dont get along or have seperated.
    And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.

  456. #456 by Vanilla Pod on January 31, 2009 - 11:00 PM

    Yey Farrah i can see you now! very nice! you dont look like you are going to be forty…u look much younger 😀 good one!

  457. #457 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:01 PM

    Thanks Vanilla and Sweety.
    Of course if I had children Ihad no problem.
    Also in the same context if you love children better have your own there is no point looking after the big child:)

  458. #458 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:02 PM

    Hmmn !see my picture ,young beautiful and radiant .I love myself.No i do not appologise that I am full of myself.

  459. #459 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:05 PM

    The best botax is laugh a lot,do things you wish to do and never listen to what people say.Spend time with your self and reach out for others.
    Yes love,friendship , support and trying to understand people is a recipie .

  460. #460 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on January 31, 2009 - 11:07 PM

    lol Farrah… Nice pic. U look like my Khala (no she isnt an old lady hehehe)

  461. #461 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:08 PM

    Excellent Vanilla
    “And sending them over to their fathers place over the weekends should be painful too, but prolly givs mums time to do their own things while they are away.

    be wicked that is what I love about Sweety!
    She is one hell of a woman.

  462. #462 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:10 PM

    My Khala
    I love that so much I have plenty of neice and nephews and I have no problems being a mature person though I often do not behave like one.HA HA HA

  463. #463 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:11 PM

    Ok enough of me.Trust me life begins at 40.Because you are so naughty and aware of yourself.

  464. #464 by farrah, k.raja on January 31, 2009 - 11:13 PM

    Tark-e-taluqaat pay roya na mai na tu
    rounai walai ka fetai moun

  465. #465 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 12:00 AM

    Farrah, u should be young at heart, & thats all tat matters. I even do bouncy bouncy with my 1 yr old niece loll Its so much fun! & esp in the trampoline!

  466. #466 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 12:04 AM

    Sweetie you and Trampolineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????

  467. #467 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 12:07 AM

    Yeh! I got one in my backyard. Its so much fun… Bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun! (tiggerrr) haha

  468. #468 by Vanilla pod on February 1, 2009 - 12:07 AM

    i remember twisting my ankle on trampoline and then landing on top of somebody’s head anther time lol 😀

  469. #469 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 12:09 AM

    Last time someone sent me a picture of a Trampoline with half a dozen Stags resting under it. I have to rummage my in-box to check if I still have that photo or I may have deleted it. I hope your house is not near a jungle? Varna terha terha kay jaanwar aatay! 😀

  470. #470 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 12:13 AM

    Ahaan @ Jaanwar! Lolll i know a few hehehe

    No this isnt ne jungle., besides the trampoline has enclosure. I wouldnt allow Ziyad to jump on it without one. I dont want him gettin hurt.

    VP, but isnt it funnnn?

  471. #471 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 12:15 AM

    vPOD apna ankle yaad hai kisi ka Sir nahee?

    Has anyone seen that movie called …….??? Was it 50 first dates? Drew Berrymore loses her memory because of an accident with a cow! Anyways the point is everyday she loses her memory and she was told that it happened because of a car accident with a cow and she asks …….what about the cow? The guys says, ‘she still thinks she is a cow’ 🙂 So, hopefully the guy on whose head you landed is alive and thinks that he is a guy! 😀

  472. #472 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 12:17 AM

    Accha you know a few! Bhala kaunse?

    dinner time guys.

  473. #473 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 12:21 AM

    LOL u really want me to say it? An old hyena! HAHAHAHA

  474. #474 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 12:24 AM

    Fun is so much missing from my life at present.i seldom laugh apart from political jokes and caos.i have spread myself too thinly i am behaving like a workalcholic hopefully this summer,I will get out and travel.

  475. #475 by Vanilla pod on February 1, 2009 - 12:31 AM


    yeh its a lot of fun! bouncy bouncy 😀 some people do acrobats on it with flips and other things, i could never without injuring someone close to me 🙂


    it was a girl, i hope she is ok and still able to remember that she is a girl 😀 Enjoy ur dinner!

  476. #476 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 12:42 AM

    a man walks in the shop looking to buy a parrot.
    Shopkeeper says if you pull the right leg it greets you in english.
    the man pulls the leg ,parrot says,”hello sir,how are you”
    shopkeeper says pull the left leg,the man does so,
    Parrot says,”Aslam-o-alikom.Kiya haal hai”
    The man pulls the both legs to see what the parrot says:
    “ullu diya puthiya main nou daigna hie”
    good night I have to catch up tomorrow on loads of work.

  477. #477 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 2:06 AM

    Nope, I thought you would say the Old Bhaloo 😀

  478. #478 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 2:26 AM

    Lol Javed, u forgot, that bhaloo comes wit a Paroo LOLLL…

  479. #479 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 2:45 AM

    Nope! That was Hirni 😀


    Thanks for the correction. I was hungry haafzay per zore nahee diya. Besides, I saw that movie long time ago.

    I made Ricotta Cheese and Chicken Breast Cannelloni added a few new vegetables to improvise it and it was yummy! ……………………… Baked it! 😀

  480. #480 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 3:30 AM

    Javed, u have to bake it. hehehe

  481. #481 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 4:15 PM

    Its snowing in London and it is a therapy.

  482. #482 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 4:15 PM

    I am back home now 😀 Has a really good break. Back to uni tomorrow 😦

    Was I missed?:D

  483. #483 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 4:45 PM

    Hawww haiii BF!!!!

  484. #484 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 4:48 PM

    Farrah, we had tons of snow here too. I went sledging on a snow tire tube LOL it was fun. Couldnt make a snow man cuz the snow was still soft & my hands were frozen; had to thaw myself lol

  485. #485 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 7:52 PM


    Yae Vaadiyaan yae Fizayain bula rehi theen tumhay
    Yae Maasiyaan yae Bellucci kay chokray bula rehay thay tumhay

    The important thing is not you were missed, the important thing is you had a good time so think of that, cherish and keep enjoying it. 😀

  486. #486 by Vanilla Pod on February 1, 2009 - 7:55 PM

    welcome back! good to see you are here! yeh i missed you 🙂

  487. #487 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 1, 2009 - 9:01 PM

    Adnan Sami Khan beats his wife Sabah Galadari in Mumbai and a police case registered against him.


    Earlier, Adnan Sami himself was receiving death threats from Hindu Fundamentalists after the Mumbai Attack “Go back to Pakistan” He went to his wife’s house in Dubai and now the situation has calmed down, he came back to Mumbai again and reportedly on some argument he physically abused Saba Galadari who went to the Police Station and filed a case against him.

    What a loser!

  488. #488 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 9:07 PM

    I am so envious.Sledges remind me of holidays in Murree.Because the houses are on the hills and roof tops are slanting and often end up on grounds so do you know how we used to sledge?
    Yes ! in a steel tray.:)
    Snow is falling right now.I have got this huge window towards cricket ground and I have fried chicken and chicken corn soup.Beautiful and magical:)

  489. #489 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 9:13 PM

    Dil dhondta hai fursat kai raat din
    baithai rahain Taswar-e-jana kiyai huwai
    aur Pakistan ho,
    aur ammi nai khana banaya hou
    aur tray main laag kai samnai aajai
    aur kaam wali aaker kahai ,baji aap ki saheli aayee hai,aap nai baher janna hai
    The worst thing about Europe is koi life style nahien hai.

  490. #490 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 9:27 PM

    Javed A Khan

    It was quite shocking that even someone like Jagjit Singh, the ghazal maestro, said Adnan Sami should go back to Pakistan following the Mumbai blasts.

    I don’t like ghazals but Singh does a better job than our Ghulam Ali I think. It’s strange Singh’s mother tongue is Punjabi, but after that he knows Hindi and after that, Urdu.

    Ghulam Ali is from Pakistan where the national language is Urdu, yet he can’t pronounce Urdu words correctly?

  491. #491 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 10:07 PM

    Lol @ Farrah sledgin on a tray! That mustve been a sight hehe

    Which cricket ground are u talkin about farrah?

  492. #492 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 10:34 PM

    oh !no it is not lords .It is just a local one.By the way ,David Beckham used to play football here as a teenager.How sad I was in Pakistan at that time.:(

    Lol @ Farrah sledgin on a tray! That mustve been a sight hehe
    and guess what I learnt it from neice
    while my nephew was only seven years old he used to tell me off constantly that his friends are watching.

  493. #493 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 10:46 PM

    Snow is falling like pearls from sky flying on the wings of air ,sometimes like fairies dancing with a huge skirt under the street lights.All the ways are white today and so are the roofs and so is the night.
    It is like a Swan lake.

  494. #494 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 10:48 PM

    Awww.. who do u think i went snow sliding wit? My kid! haha

  495. #495 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 10:53 PM

    Sweetie aaj tou mujhai neendh nahein aanai walee aur subha manhous kaam pai jaana hai!!
    The problem is snow will not be thick enough to disrupt the tube links.
    I have no excuse ,knowing me I have already been warned ,I cannot call in sick or say my dad is visiting me.
    Well it gives me an excuse at last to wear my fur coat,artificial fur ,in case of real,animal rights group attacks you.

  496. #496 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 10:54 PM

    You have a kid???

  497. #497 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 10:57 PM

    That is what I miss in my life?I had been a wonderful aunt but I want to be a mum as well.I love when they are two and half years old.Their reponses,bathing them,playing with them,oh their is no bigger pleasure on earth than that.

  498. #498 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:00 PM


  499. #499 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:01 PM

    Well Farrah, ive turned into a zombie =(
    U can use this for an excuse, a wicked witch from the West cast a spell on me, that is why i could not make it LOL

    Yeh i have a kid.

  500. #500 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:03 PM

    DRC, why are u sad? cuz i have a kid? or cuz Farrah has to go to work? hehehe

  501. #501 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:05 PM

    When I’m sad I go to the Bellucci page which makes me happy…….

    Why so sad DRC? Back to school tomorrow? 🙂

  502. #502 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:05 PM

    BF & that makes me sad, it reminds me of ure dhoka! lol

  503. #503 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:07 PM


    You are something but sorry no comparison to Bellucci…..

  504. #504 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:09 PM

    Sweetie-I am sad because I read Javed’s comments and he is a meany!:(


    Unless the thick snow melts, I will not be able to travel back to uni. I have important lectures tomorrow. Might have to go back Tuesday

  505. #505 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:09 PM

    HUH! How rude =(
    I wasnt comparing myself wit her. keerey parein us k oper HAHAHAHAHA

  506. #506 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:11 PM

    Awww Sweetie you have a child. Awww cute. I have spent the last few days with my little 3 year old cousin. I have turned into an even bigger child myself. I even talk like him. Doh!

  507. #507 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:11 PM

    DRC, ignore Javed, why do u think i call him BM (big monster)?? Besides, hes high on crack, hahahaha (he’ll kill me for sure)

  508. #508 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:12 PM

    HUH too late for that BF, u forgot, i had dumped u a while back!!

  509. #509 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:13 PM

    DRC, my kid is almost 10 LOL

  510. #510 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:14 PM

    OK you might have dumped me some time in the past but I am dumping you NOW.

    We will only be together now if you accept that MB is the definition of beauty.

  511. #511 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:14 PM

    BF, hoors are/ will be only found in Jannat or dreams LOL
    Ure bellucci shall be residing in hell, so she cannot be a hoor HAHAHA

  512. #512 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:14 PM

    I have seminars too. Being absent on the first day of the new semester, sets a bad precedent!

  513. #513 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:15 PM

    Almost 10!?

    GF You’re old!

    Hanging around with me; I should be calling you auntie!

  514. #514 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:15 PM

    I never said she wanst beautiful. She no doubt is ,but how dare u compare me wit her? SMACK** Uve been a bad BF!!

  515. #515 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:16 PM

    BF, i wasnt ure current age when i had him,i was much younger.

  516. #516 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 11:17 PM

    That is wonderful!!You sound like a perfect mum,having good time with the child.

  517. #517 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:17 PM

    Why, why can’t I compare her with you?

    You’re my GF and she is my future GF and/or wife.


  518. #518 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:19 PM

    Thanks Farrah, but i dont feel like i am good enuff, as hes wonderful, extremely well behaved & caring.

    BF, two words for u, DREAM ON!! LOL
    & if u think im old & auntie, shes very old & NANEE!

  519. #519 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:20 PM

    Sweetie that is still cool. I am 21, I am still the biggest kid I know. My mum says the same!

    lol for the first time someone else has been accused of being on crack instead of me hehe!

    Khansahab when will you learn and go for a REAL woman! I saw plenty of pretty women in Manchester!:8

  520. #520 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 11:22 PM

    If you are a single mum do not plan to stay single.Few years back my cousin had this extreme tragedy her husband died accidently ,she was 32 at the time with three children but she is happily married again.
    Actually I know many single woman maybe that is why I am always against men.

    My Motto is:The man I will cry for is not born yet?

  521. #521 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:24 PM

    Khansahab that was rude what you said to Sweetie. Tut tut! She is no aunty! Well I am guessing not your aunty anyway!

  522. #522 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:28 PM


    Well what I said to GF……pyaar ishq mohabbat mai sab chalta hai……..isn’t it GF?

    BTW DRC you heard of Mean Streets?

    It’s one of Martin Scorsece’s and De Niro’s first movies. It’s got a very cool tagline which goes something like,

    “You don’t make up for your sins in the church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it……”

  523. #523 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 11:28 PM

    Good night young people !!
    DRC like your face and hoping for no snow in your area but loads in mine.
    Though I know it will work in the opposite way.

    And Khan sahab
    Nighat-e-bade-baharee rah lag apnee
    Tughai uthkailian sujehee hain hum bezaar bethai hain.

    dont ask me,even if it is correct or what does it mean?

    It is just from girls side after all I cannot abandon my sweet woman comradeship.

  524. #524 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:30 PM


    Nice to know you have not changed in my absence.

    Manchester is a lot more easier on the eye than Birmingham

  525. #525 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:31 PM


    The snow has already set 😦

    Shabba Khair

  526. #526 by farrah, k.raja on February 1, 2009 - 11:31 PM

    The best lookin desi girls I’ve ever seen were in Birmingham.
    Birmingham is so Paindu!!!
    No you are not hit:(
    Good night though

  527. #527 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:33 PM


    When did you come to Manchester and when did you leave?

    Yeah I think Bham is more congested than Manchester, but I think it’s also more developed.

  528. #528 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:34 PM

    BF, Ure monica darling is not 40, but 45 & much older than myself!

  529. #529 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:37 PM

    I left on Thursday and came back today. I thought you would be too stressed to meet hence why left you alone.

  530. #530 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:38 PM

    lol BF, if that is the case , then how come most men end up marrying half their age?

  531. #531 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:39 PM


    So you liked the tagline from Mean Streets?

    Apparently it’s about this no-good gangster who realises he has caused a lot of misery and starts repenting….

  532. #532 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:41 PM

    Farah , yes i am.

  533. #533 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:43 PM

    BF, when are we meeting? Im gonna wear the highest heel i can find in my closet LOL

  534. #534 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:43 PM

    So when are you going to start repenting Khansahab?

  535. #535 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:44 PM


    Don’t worry I’m not THAT tall. Plus our couple will look out of place if you look 6 inches taller than me.

    Repenting for what DRC exactly?

  536. #536 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:45 PM

    Hahaha you won’t need to wear them, just carry them with you. Will be easier for when you want access to them and want to hit Khansahab 😀

  537. #537 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:46 PM

    Anything you want to admit to repenting to?!

  538. #538 by khansahab on February 1, 2009 - 11:53 PM

    Hehe DRC now you say:

    “You dont make up for your sins in the church. You do it on the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it….”

  539. #539 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 1, 2009 - 11:56 PM

    I subject you to confinement with 30 female desi chavs, as a result of your confessions

  540. #540 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 1, 2009 - 11:59 PM

    DRC, thats why i said i was gonna wear my heels, so i could USE em, jooti marring purpose! HAHAHA

  541. #541 by khansahab on February 2, 2009 - 12:03 AM

    OK ladies

    I’m sleeping……will dream about MB and me in wonderland and GF and DRC can dream about me…..

    As the saying goes…


  542. #542 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 12:04 AM


    I think we are on the same wavelength 😀

    Khansahab…errrr let me think about that………how about………………NO!8)

  543. #543 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 12:09 AM

    LOL DRC, BF, In URE dreams!! LOL

  544. #544 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 12:12 AM

    DRC, the next time BF offers to meet u up at a cafe, smack him for me will ya?

  545. #545 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 12:20 AM

    My pleasure Sweetie.

    P.s. if he smacks me back, I expect you to be on the next flight here and use your heel to great effect! 😀

    Right better get some rest.

    Shabba Khair/Allah Hafiz

    Khansahab..I think it is safe to say, won’t be dreaming about you hehe

  546. #546 by Awas on February 2, 2009 - 12:21 AM

    Its for the first time in my life, I have ever seen snow settling in Central London. Before it just melted away straight after falling but today a couple of inches have already built up on the cars and roads. Looks good!

    I mentioned on that MB page earlier that Scarlett Johansen is far better looking and has more sex appeal but I was dismissed by the boys. How do you girls compare the two? MB is a declining beauty you can see that. In goris, not many can keep up with their looks after certain age. They decline pretty fast. Catherine Deneuve types are pretty rare.

  547. #547 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 1:04 AM

    Awas, i cannot compare the two as im being pushed aside cuz of Bellucci. Bad BF i have/ had!! lol

    Looks fade, its the beauty within tat remains.

  548. #548 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 2, 2009 - 3:45 AM

    Khansahab..I think it is safe to say, won’t be dreaming about you hehe

    Don’t you know the other name of dream? Its called nightmare! 😀

  549. #549 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 2, 2009 - 3:57 AM


    I know what you mean by that, there was a time when I used to visit London or Glasgow from Dubai, even the UK summer was like Dubai’s winter and, winter was definitely something for me. But, never saw snow in London. The first time I saw snow was in Moscow, then, Vienna and Geneva. However after living here for almost a decade the winter of Glasgow is a joke. And the temperature fluctuation is so much for e.g. 4 hours ago when I went for a dinner it was -11C and when I came out 4 hours later it was appearing so warm and I wonder whats wrong? Anyways, car thermometer was showing -4C and by the time I reached home it was -1C.

    Although snow may koi kamee nahee hoi, right in front of my house we have at least 4-5 feet of heaps i.e., because the street snow is shoveled by the “Baraf Ka Jamadar” and snow banks are created. And these snow banks don’t disappear till end of April and sometimes till middle of May.

    Sweetie sledging is on plain area, if you go on a hilly area and slide down its called Tobogganing and its very common here. Even some school playgrounds they have small hills and the kids slide during the breaks. And they also create an area for ice rink by using wooden planks, raising the level a feet above the ground and then pour water in it, when it freezes the kids play ice hockey outdoors. And I just saw what you wrote on the blog. I am high on crack?????? Tumahree Khair nahee ab.

  550. #550 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 4:47 AM

    Theo, Congratulations man!

  551. #551 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 5:04 AM

    Javed, how do u sledge on a plain ground? LOL unless that sledge is tied behind the Alaskan Huskies?

  552. #552 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 5:11 AM

    BM, bring it on! woo hooo

  553. #553 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 6:07 AM

    This is a beautiful song. A must listen

  554. #554 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 7:14 AM

    my messaes disappeared as Javed’s new pic appeared! lol
    Sadkay jawann BM! hehe nice one

  555. #555 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 12:08 PM

    The song is sweet,but no to music of loneliness and missing.
    Well!BBC announced do not get out of the house unless it is emergency and like a responsible citizen I decided to saty in.
    So I am having MAUJAAN today.
    Aloo kai parathai with Achaar…

  556. #556 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 12:29 PM

    So Sweety
    You are young and beautiful and single and mother,sky is the limit then.I mean getting married and to be a mum is an ultimate wish of every girl.
    Life begins here darling.
    Destiny is nothing apart from decisions and choices we make.
    Confident ,beautiful person like you ,will always decide right,only do not be dictated by anyone into anything.

  557. #557 by Awas on February 2, 2009 - 1:59 PM


    Congratulations! I watched quite a bit of your match on BBC last night. That try by Holmes with the longest run and a diving touchdown was quite amazing…reminded me of Maradonna’s solo goal that he once scored against England 🙂

  558. #558 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 2:17 PM

    Did you get to work today!I didnot and guess what my boss did ?He lives in country side.
    But no I am not ashamed and tomorow is even worst!!

  559. #559 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 2:44 PM

    Aww Farrah, thanks a lot ! Hug**

    Right now im on the phn & in a scream competition with my 1 yr old niece loll

  560. #560 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 2, 2009 - 2:56 PM

    Sweetie BB

    I know the difference between sledging and tobogganing, but when you wrote that you went out with your son, I thought you were pulling the sledge and not every sledge is pulled by Alaskan Huskies, it is only when they go out on a trip into the wilderness. Btw, not far from where I live (within 2 hours drive) there is a woman who has opened a new business in Saint-Michel-des-Saints, Quebec and she has dozens of sledge dogs and you can go and experience dog sledging just like skiing or ski-doo

    Btw, Theo would love Ski Doo its a very Macho Sport, just like Jet Boating in summer. 😉


    The above video link is a just a simple amateur type Skidoo trip. But, its defo. a lot of fun.


    Ski Doo and Sea Doo are Canadian inventions by Bombardier Inc.

  561. #561 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 3:00 PM

    AHHH that sounds like a lot of fun!

  562. #562 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 2, 2009 - 3:08 PM

    Its 10:00 a.m. Sunny and nice warm weather just -2C but by night it will be -9C and in the next two days we will be going into deep freeze again i.e., -24C during daytime and below that during nights.

    Theo must be enjoying the victory with his Tuna Sandwich 😀 and he will be back after getting over with the euphoria. I g2g.

  563. #563 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 3:15 PM

    Went for Photography and walk in the snow and it was fantastic.when snow falls there is a silent whisper!I enjoyed listenning to that!

  564. #564 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 3:33 PM

    madam Sweety
    Thanks for the hug and always remember ,when ever you get a negative remark ,it will be because those people are jealeous and insecure because of you.
    I was surprised many women could not sympathise with me when we split up only later on I came to realise why?
    Many women think my life is ideal ,independent and working.
    They do not see they have husband and children and they do not have to worry to pay their bils.
    Many women are bitchy because I am slim.Again they do not see I am not a mother.
    In my thinking I take dessions like a man,I hate that ,but this is what I am.
    We cannot have everything.
    Look after yourself and you are the only one who can make best decissions for yourself:)
    I am glad you are a survivor and you walked out of it very strong just do not be manipulated by your family now:)

  565. #565 by farrah, k.raja on February 2, 2009 - 3:51 PM

    When I read this article I thought it was a propoganda but it is the daily Telegraph uk.


  566. #566 by Vanilla pod on February 2, 2009 - 4:30 PM

    nice pic Javed! 🙂

  567. #567 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 2, 2009 - 7:13 PM

    Thanks vPOD but, its not me who took the picture, so the credit goes to the person who took it. Btw, what happened to yours? You should keep that side profile of yours to brighten up the room.

  568. #568 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 8:52 PM

    Why is everyone congratulating Theo?!

  569. #569 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 8:54 PM

    Ok it took me a few minutes and I am guessing it was to do with the Superbowl.Doh!

  570. #570 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 2, 2009 - 9:02 PM

    Yeh, The Steelers won.

  571. #571 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 9:18 PM

    Oh I gathered hehe. For the last 4-5 days all I watched was cartoons. I do not even know what is happening in the world!

  572. #572 by khansahab on February 2, 2009 - 9:20 PM

    What cartoons did you watch DRC?

    Tom & Jerry?

  573. #573 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 9:24 PM

    Everything and anything on CBeebies and Cartoon Network. I do not even recall their names. I was bullied into it! 😦

  574. #574 by khansahab on February 2, 2009 - 9:27 PM


    I watch South Park, even though some people might think I’m too old for it!

    Was really into Simpsons but now find it boring.

  575. #575 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 2, 2009 - 9:33 PM

    Before you wonder why and question my viewing tendencies, I was bullied into by a three year old. He is so adorable you cannot say no to him. Emotional blackmail I tell you!

  576. #576 by Vanilla Pod on February 2, 2009 - 11:23 PM

    i saw a cartoon a few weeks backs, it had some very cute small transparent blob like people called ‘gubble people’. they were absolutely adorable, their shape was cute and they were being used by the baddies to fuel their machines as they had oil in them.

  577. #577 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 4, 2009 - 12:04 PM

    LOL VP do you watch cartoons for fun?!

  578. #578 by Steeler on February 4, 2009 - 1:35 PM

    Awas and Sweetie

    Thank you guys, it was absolutely surreal to watch Pittsburgh Steelers beat Arizona Cardinals when there were just 34 seconds left on the clock! It was party all night and on Tuesday we had a victory parade in Pittsburgh and 350,000 people showed up for that event. I had to take a couple of days off to make the most of those moments.

    I have to work on some projects as the work has compounded after taking a couple of days off.

  579. #579 by Abdul on February 4, 2009 - 7:40 PM

    The current climate in Britain has led me to discuss the question that many are beginning to raise of whether; “snow balls are a sign of anti-social behaviour”.

    On the one hand of the argument snow is rare and fascinating and people have different ways of socialising and therefore it can be considered as an enjoyable activity of whom one should approve. Also it can be considered humorous and amusing and a way of intimidating one another in a light hearted manner.

    However is it an ethical approach to purposely injure and hurt someone or cause destruction to private items such as cars and property? Is this the right path for one to go down? To further emphasise we should feel from an elder’s perspective of whether it’s right to frighten and shock an elderly resident with someone throwing ice on their window. Isn’t that a step beyond acceptance ? Because as far as I’m concerned their the ones at the top of the hierarchy. Perhaps we should grant them a dart board if they want to practice their accuracy! Also one needs to personally feel the effect and emotions of feeling brutal ice on skin. Finally there are many other safety hazards that people are facing when they walk or drive on the roads and snowballs are only going to be another lustrous nightmare we did anticipate.

    Overall, having appreciated both sides of the argument feel that the enjoyment factors should be allowed BUT there has to be a line which can’t be passed and obvious regulations have to be set in place just like those which have now been obliged in events such as Halloween. Yes, for friends and family it should be allowed but to do it with spiteful intent at an ordinary resident or a certain object is a criminal act and step too far. Anyway people ought to double check their status on the matter and feel for the authorities. Don’t they consider that they’ve got enough on their plate in such an emergency circumstance rather than warning someone about terms and conditions which need to be accepted and listen to the concerned elderly generation? Therefore say YES to have fun but there is a limit on the subject matter.

  580. #580 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 4, 2009 - 7:56 PM

    Awww… DRC look whos back!! hehe

  581. #581 by farrah, k.raja on February 4, 2009 - 8:08 PM

    hmmn Abdul,nice comments.Why we Brits celebrate snow and sunshine in equal measures.
    It is a nuisance in summer when people continue with their late night Barbeques and music and loud laughters …..Well I am guilty of adding one working day here and there to extend my weekend.
    Liked this public holiday particularly we do not get snow in london which settles for two days.
    I apprecaite your concern for elderly particularly because they become even more isolated and yes it becomes quite scarry in a snowy night particularly when there is JACK THE RIPPER on the TV.
    My concern is for children and people in general as well who think it is fun just to step infront of cars and leave it upto the wits of driver to put brake to save them.Many ignore the fact that driving a car in snow conditions is hazzardeous and people walking on the pavement have to take extra care.
    Limit is definitely something people must learn about and I am absolutely fed up of people who want unlimited fun even at the cost of compromising their own health and safety.

  582. #582 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 4, 2009 - 8:12 PM

    LOL Sweetie…yeh it is your new admirer 😀

  583. #583 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 4, 2009 - 8:41 PM

    Not mine, URES! hehe (dil mein firecrackers phutt rey hein, hai na DRC? ) 😛

  584. #584 by farrah, k.raja on February 4, 2009 - 9:14 PM

    sorry I thought above is the link for you tube.

  585. #585 by farrah, k.raja on February 4, 2009 - 9:19 PM

    here is the correct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhequbKB-bc

  586. #586 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 4, 2009 - 9:30 PM


    Meray dil mein kuch nahi phat raha :p

  587. #587 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 4, 2009 - 10:08 PM

    LOl. We’ll see about that DRC!

    Farrah u on Facebook too eh!

  588. #588 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 4, 2009 - 11:01 PM

    When something does phaat, I will let you know 😀

  589. #589 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 4, 2009 - 11:01 PM


    Is this you or is it your BHOOT? Because, you left in a huff puff and vowed never to come back on this blog again. Anyways, “Subha ka Bhoola Shaam ko Ghar aye tou Ussay Bhoola nahee kehtay” hamaray haan issay kuch aur kehtay hain.

    One thing is sure that this article is not written by you, so why do you wanna discuss something that you haven’t written? Or, have you been so badly hit by a snow ball that your nose is bleeding. I hope you are OK?

  590. #590 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 4, 2009 - 11:07 PM

    Sweetie dil may firecrackers nahee phutt tay, dil may Luddoo phutt tay hain wo bhee “Dhringgg Dhringgg ker kay”

    DRC are you HUKKA BUKKA to see him? You should say…..

    Wo ayein humaray ghar may Khuda ki kuddrut
    Kabhee hum unko kabhee apnay furniture ko dekhtay hain

  591. #591 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 1:03 AM

    If the sound is Dhring dhring, then its firecrackers, cuz laddos when popped, im sure would sound more like boom pop lol

  592. #592 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 1:12 AM

    May be Sweetie, perhaps the sound changes according to the gender! A woman would describe her heart beat us tik tiki tik, where as a child would say it makes a “bim bom bim bom” noise! Aur Firecrackers ya Patakhay tou dil kay cheethray ker dain 😀

  593. #593 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 1:20 AM

    LOl, Javed, aur Laddoo heart ko clog kar deingay!

  594. #594 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 1:35 AM

    I dunno Sweetie, I don’t have any such problem and I eat everything, lakkar hazam, pathar hazem. 🙂 Aur Luddoz ki bhee kayee varieties hain, Moti Choor kay Luddoo, Besan Kay Luddoo, Khoiye Kay Luddoo, aur proverbial Laad Kay Luddoo. I don’t like Besan kay. I prefer the usual ones with a little bit of nuts and raisins.

  595. #595 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 1:51 AM

    To me all laddoos sound the same, YUCKKKK

  596. #596 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 3:14 AM

    Yeah, they sound the same but, tastes different. In any case Luddoo is not my favourite mithai. 🙂

  597. #597 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 5, 2009 - 3:56 PM

    Aaj kaal lightbulbs ke sivaa aur kuch nahi phaat rahaa hehe. I have had to change the lightbulb 3 times this week!Doh!

  598. #598 by Vanilla pod on February 5, 2009 - 3:57 PM

    Hey guys!

    v-talk is very quiet these days whats up?!

    there seems to be a lot happenning on politics page, but unfortunately i cant contribute anything to it, cos me no undertanding of politics and related issues, my bad 😦
    my family is in disbelief over my ignorance too.

    oh i dont like laddoos either. the only kind i can eat are the moti choors 😀 and those too from Ambala. they fill them with nuts and are very soft. I hated the till kay laddoos cos they were so hard and kirkiray! same with besan, i dont like them either and i have never had khoey kay laddoo. and there is another one too, shaadi ka laddoo, lol which is said to have missed if ones unmarried or regretted if ones married 😀

  599. #599 by Vanilla pod on February 5, 2009 - 4:16 PM

    oh really DRC?

    that means overload! make sure u r not near it when its switched on 🙂

  600. #600 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 5, 2009 - 4:25 PM

    I don’t think so. Every time the lightbulb goes the rest of the lights in the house trip. 😀 My housemates are not impressed!

    Yeh V talk is quiet

  601. #601 by Vanilla pod on February 5, 2009 - 4:31 PM

    yeh DRC we had a dodgy toaster. when it popped toast ,lights in the house used to trip 😀 thankfully, we have got rid of it

  602. #602 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 4:36 PM

    DRC the problem about your light bulbs exploding is because of your presence and you being the source of their energy like a powerful generator those under powered bulbs can’t stand the heat and the energy, so you need to “unfuse” yourself to save a few bulbs. Besides, if you use those coiled energy saving bulbs “Star Energy” or something, they don’t explode and they last much longer than the conventional old bulbs.

  603. #603 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 4:43 PM

    LOL VP at your description of Till kay Luddoo being “Kirkiray” haven’t heard this word since a long time and that too in the context of food. Well before Shadi kay Laddoo some people have to go through “Bismillah kay Luddoo” first. But all this Rasm O Rivage are very trivial, that the Dullah Dulhan have to see their face in a mirror first and then eat that Luddoo, thats all bull.

    I think in the good old days Luddoo and Jalebi were probably the best Mithais. I don’t mind fresh Jalebi but, not always, however I prefer, Pista and Kaju Barfi, Badaam ki Jaali, Khalaqand, Paida, Russ Malai, Rabree and Malai Sandwich which is actually a Chumm Chumm sandwich with Malai in between, its actually a Potassium Cyanide Capsule. 😀

  604. #604 by Mohammed Munir on February 5, 2009 - 4:43 PM

    V-Talk 5 is quiet these days because “Awas” and “KhanSahab” are not in the room 😉

    Sweetie …

    As they say, your wish is my command 😉

  605. #605 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 5, 2009 - 4:45 PM

    LOL VP. That must have been freaky and annoying.


    It;s just weird. Need to get more lightbulbs when I can. It only happens in my room. Weirdness!

  606. #606 by Vanilla pod on February 5, 2009 - 4:57 PM

    everyone, lets welcome Munir on this page!!

    hope you can contribute more to this user friendly, page 😀

  607. #607 by Vanilla pod on February 5, 2009 - 4:59 PM


    You can find Khansahab on Bellucci 😀

  608. #608 by Steeler on February 5, 2009 - 5:10 PM

    Abdul the Spin Cobra

    I can’t believe you were intimidated by Khansahab on Monica Bellucci page and vowed not to write on LS anymore! I thought being an aggressive batsman and cunning leg spin bowler you were better than that. So instead of facing Khansahab you’ll run away? Come on Abdul I’ve been your avid supporter and you are making me look bad.

  609. #609 by Mohammed Munir on February 5, 2009 - 5:15 PM

    VP …

    I agree Khan Sahab Tu “Balochi” Kay Pass Hee Milain Gey 😉

    But, where is Awas ??

  610. #610 by Mohammed Munir on February 5, 2009 - 7:17 PM

    Sweetie …

    Sainoon V-Talk Wali 5 Tey Bulaa Key
    Tey Chun Mahi Kithay Reh Gaya 😉

  611. #611 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 7:24 PM

    Munir – Sweetie ko Muneer naam bahot pasand hai 😀 and she is waiting for him at the Naher walay Pull tay…

  612. #612 by Mohammed Munir on February 5, 2009 - 7:30 PM

    Oh yes, Sweetie’s allergy with this name “Muneer” …

    Aur Yeh Tu Mein Bhool Hee Gaya Tha 😦

  613. #613 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 7:43 PM

    LOL NO im not allergic to the name, Its DEADLY for me !

  614. #614 by Theossa on February 5, 2009 - 7:46 PM

    Dead Deer (DRC)

    It’s all because Sweetie chickened out or should I say she was not the “Kudouk Murghi” I thought she was. She was more like a “chooza” who just did “choon choon” and nothing else! You on the other hand did what you wanted and you have been wicked all along, you snatched her man, went on a vacation with him after your exams, and smoked joints. Ahhh, what more could you do to her!

  615. #615 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 5, 2009 - 9:21 PM


    You have a rather vivid imaginaion and are sssssssoooooooooooooooooooooo wrong 😀

  616. #616 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 10:59 PM

    Theo, i didnt chicken out, i had to dump BF cuz of what he did to me. Bellucci & then DRC.. can u blame me?

  617. #617 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 11:01 PM

    Sweetie how many times are you going to dump him? Are you a Candy Truck or a Dump Truck? 😀

  618. #618 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 11:14 PM

    I said i HAD to dump him *(when i did). Are u on crack again? lol

  619. #619 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 5, 2009 - 11:29 PM

    So now you are a crack dealer too? Wow, Candies and Sweeties laced with crack and coke. 😀

  620. #620 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 5, 2009 - 11:51 PM

    I guess ure comment is self explanatory! hehe

  621. #621 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:14 AM


  622. #622 by khansahab on February 6, 2009 - 12:18 AM


    What, Omer is your new BF?


  623. #623 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:28 AM


    Ghalib nay kaha

    Dil kay behlanay ko Ghalib yae khayal accha hai….

    tum hay itni tou Urdu aati ho gi, and I hope you have understood it.

  624. #624 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:33 AM

    Smack * Smack** Omer & BF!!
    ISHHHHHH lol

  625. #625 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:34 AM

    No BF, Omer isnt my BF. Ure the only BF Sniff**

  626. #626 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:34 AM


    Maal-e-muft, dil-e-bay rahem…………. aap sweeties baant rehay hain jaisay

    Andhaa baantay rewri wo bhee apnay apnaon ko?

    Sweetie haven’t you heard b4, “nadaan dost say dana dushman bhala?” kya dekh ker tum nay dosti ki thee? Boy say! 😀

  627. #627 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:37 AM

    Javed. meri ankhon k agay andheyra agaya tha. lol

  628. #628 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:41 AM

    No omer I don’t get mad in the virtual world and you have wrongly quoted the verse

    Girtay hain shahsawar maidaan-e-jang may
    wo tifl kya girenge jo PAMPERS may raingtay

    I have modified it for you 🙂 After all tum say bara jo hoon! Cheers 😀

  629. #629 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 6, 2009 - 12:44 AM

    I love the way you never rectified the ‘misunderstanding’ Khan sahab but enjoyed the attention and the associations. Ahem!

  630. #630 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:46 AM

    Omer vo Iqbal ka sher hai tum Ghalib ki kion taang tore rehay ho? And you know I have specialized in genetics and I do genetic engineering in poetry too! 😀

    Aur, the second one you quoted is also of Ik-baal Saab. Here is one more for u.

    Qaom hai fard-e-millat kay Pankhaon say
    Maoj hai dariya may bayroon-e-dariya may A/C bhee nahee.

  631. #631 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:48 AM

    Hainnnnnnnnnnnnn DRC tum BULAB tore ker Andhairay may baher nikal ayeen?

  632. #632 by JAVED A. KHAN on February 6, 2009 - 12:52 AM

    khansahab dekho DRC ka dil na toro, kisi dukhiya ki aah na lo wo becharee andharay ghupp may baithee raat kay 12 bajay siskion kay sath rowing and bowling kay tum only enjoyed the attention and the associations of muhabattain and faaslay! and ahem, ahem kerring uskay baad, tsk tsk tsk khansahab bad aadmi tum.

  633. #633 by Dimple Rosy Cheeks on February 6, 2009 - 12:58 AM

    Abhi tak bulb nahi totaa. Allah ka shukar hai:D

    I am craving chips again. Doh!

  634. #634 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:59 AM

    Haw hai… seee i was right!! DRC, wait till he goes after someone else.

  635. #635 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 12:59 AM

    Haw hai… seee i was right!! DRC, wait till he goes after someone else. Abdul ka kia hoga?

  636. #636 by khansahab on February 6, 2009 - 1:35 AM

    Yeah Omer what’s with the verbosity?

    I thought you were the numbers man, what are you doing with excessive fancy words? 😉

  637. #637 by ¨*¤ §weetie ¤*¨ on February 6, 2009 - 1:52 AM

    Hes tryin to impress DRC hehe

  638. #638 by khansahab on February 6, 2009 - 2:19 AM


    So you better cut down on your “I am agree” because that might impact on your score in the GRE 😉

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